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[theme song playing]

- ? We're tiny ? - ? We're toony ?

? We're learning to be looney ?

? And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ?

? We got our admissions ?

? Important for tuitions ?

? Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ?

? At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ?

? The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ?

? Since 1933 ?

- ? We're classmates ? - ? And roommates ?

? We paid The out-of-state bills ?

? Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ?

? They're furry They're funny ?

? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?

? Their comedy is funny ?

? And their friendship's Guaranteed ?

? Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ?

? And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ?

Frenemy!

? So here's where The greatest toons ?

? All got their humble start ?

? There's quite A lot of history ?

? For teaching looney arts ?

? We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ?

? Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ?

[bell rings]

? And now class has begun ?

Tune in for the 79th Annual Whisker And Wing Games,

the legendary cat versus bird battle.

Oh, yeah!

[Arnold] And this year, the goats return!

- [bleats] - No, dummy!

I'm talking the greatest of all time,

Tweety and Sylvester

returning as coaches and bringing their intense,

violent rivalry to a new generation!

Oh, yeah!

Join us as we find out the answer to the question...

Which is stronger,

feather or fur?

At the Whisker And Wing Games!

[announcer] Monday! Monday! Monday!

[Sweetie] 1,998,

1,999...

[straining] Two thousand!

[clanging]

Ah, yeah!

The Whisker And Wing Games don't even know what's coming.

I get to showcase my athletic prowess

on a national stage

and I get to be coached by my hero Tweety Bird?

Pinch me.

Can't.

There's too much muscle. [chuckles]

The cats might as well give up now.

Yeah! You know, we're gonna be there

in the stands, supporting you, 100,000%.

Inaccurate math makes me nervous,

but Babs said it!

Aww! You two,

if I didn't have such an unbreakable emotional exterior,

I'd cry right now.

[all weeping]

[clears throat] Hope you two can handle

being besties with the best athlete

- in the Tooniverse. - I can.

Oh, yeah! Definitely.

Mm.

[sniffles]

Whoa, Lil' Sneezer. You okay?

Of course he is.

He's having lunch with me.

I forgot to get a side of Looney Berries

for my, uh... uh...

- [gasps] - Oh, no!

Uh... uh...

Uh...

- Looney Berries for my yogurt. - Have some of-

Achoo!

Have some of mine.

Oh, wow!

Thanks, Buster.

You sure are the most selfless toon

at Acme Loo.

Buster is the most selfless?

No! I'm the most selfless!

I do things for toons

that don't benefit me all the time.

Par exemple,

I hang out with you because I know

how desperate you are for my friendship.

[groaning]

[sighs]

Oh, Dizzy so tired.

Stay up late studying for a spinning test.

Oh, no, buddy!

- And you have to work? - Yes.

I'll take your shift.

And you can go home and have a nice long nap.

You will?

What a selfless toon to help tired Dizzy.

Over my feathered body.

Dizzy, I will help you. [chuckles]

You, Plucky? Help me?

I on prank show?

It would be my pleasure

to help out a fellow toon.

Besides, the Loo Bru closes in ten minutes.

Plenty of time for the patrons

to witness my selflessness.

[clears throat]

Attention, everyone!

I will be sacrificing

my precious leisure time

to fill in for Dizzy.

Me never think Dizzy say this,

thank you, Plucky.

- [groans] - [thud]

Uh-huh. I wonder if this is gonna work out.

[crowd cheering]

[grunting]

[straining]

[cheering]

- [Babs] Sweetie! - [Hamton] Go, Sweetie!

[cheering]

Uh, that's Sweetie, my roommate.

You better watch out, she's a fierce competitor.

Hi, honey! Over here!

Y'all, you're embarrassing me.

Ahh! She's so cute in her uniform!

Oh, my little athlete feeling excited?

Yeah! I got this cat in the bag.

[horn blaring]

[snarling]

Hey, Sweetie!

- Furball! - [both straining]

You ready to get your butt kicked?

Ha! Are you?

I've been training for weeks with Coach Sylvester.

Whoa! Sweet gains.

[whistle blows]

See you from the winner's circle.

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

I can't wait to watch her annihilate the competition

- and win, baby, win! - Yes!

[slurping]

[thud]

Uh-oh.

Something tells me this is gonna get ugly.

[exclaims]

Okay, closing time.

My shift is complete

and my selflessness has been proven.

Good day and goodbye.

[sighs]

[taps]

We're closed.

Ooh, uh... The Loo Bru is open until midnight

for the Whisker And Wing Games.

Midnight?

That's 500 hours from now.

Oh, no! More manual labor!

Impatient customers!

Bathroom codes!

I can't!

You can.

But I'm happy to step in whenever.

Just say the word.

Not in my ducktime!

I'm selfless.

Very, very selfless.

[muffled sobbing]

Oh, Coach Tweety. Hi!

Hiya, Sweetie. You ready to win?

Oh, yeah! And show the world what I got.

[gasps] Oh,, you gotta meet my friend Furball.

[echoing] Friend?

Yes?

No, no, no. That's no good.

Putty tats are meany meanies

ready to chomp on poor little birdies like us at any moment.

They're not really going to eat us.

That's just playing around, right?

- Like, you and Sylvester- - We don't play.

This is life or death out here.

Time for warm-ups.

[blows whistle]

[Hamton] Now, where's that orange?

Vitamin C can be a real energy booster,

and I wanna have them ready for Sweetie's break.

She's so lucky to have us.

When I say Sweetie,

you say glowing, paragon of feminine strength and might!

Sweetie!

Glowing paragon of feminine strength and might!

Sweetie!

Glowing paragon of feminine strength and might!

[Arnold] Welcome to the 79th

Annual Whisker and Wing Games!

Oh, yeah!

It's cat versus bird for each event.

The winner moves on to the next round

until we are left with the best cat

and the best bird

who will battle it out for the winning spot.

Oh, yeah!

Time for our first two competitors.

Sweetie Bird versus Freddy the cat

in the Classic Birdcage Challenge.

Beat that bird

using any means necessary!

Ahh! [straining]

[yelps] Hey!

Stay in your lane.

- [smack] - Ugh!

Don't let 'em get away with that!

[Sylvester] Quit your squawking!

- [straining] - [grunts]

- [thud] - Hit 'em with the mallet

right in the melon!

But that's not part of this competition.

Tell those nasty puddy tats that.

If they're gonna play dirty,

what choice do us innocent little birdies have?

I ain't cheating.

[meows]

Sweetie Bird wins!

[laughs]

- [cheers] - [groaning]

Good job! You won!

We won!

And I did it without playing dirty.

You doing okay?

I am handling everything

with grace and calm.

[chuckles nervously]

Gafrey, your order is ready!

- [thud] - [groans]

Why don't I hop on back there and help you?

Don't you try to out-selfless me, Buster.

I'm the selfless toon!

Not you!

Me!

This, I say, is a big day, ain't it?

I remember when I competed

in the Whisker And Wing Games 1972.

Chick Dixon was president and let me tell you-

Fascinating!

Do you want a beverage?

Those were the good old days when cats and birds

would just go at each other with ruthless tactics.

Now it's all, we're friends

and we gotta spend the whole day hugging.

[groans]

I don't have time to listen to your stories.

Don't worry. I'll handle this, Plucky.

Please, tell me more about how fun the past was.

What I was going to say was,

I don't have time

to selflessly listen to your stories

without you having a comfortable seat.

Oh! Now I can settle in

and tell you all about the summer

I learned corn husbandry

in North Kakalaki.

[Arnold] Things are getting intense

here at the Whisker And Wing Games!

The next event is the 60-Dog Dash.

It's Sweetie Bird versus Boots Meow.

Whoever makes it across the yard first

without being taken out by the guard dog, wins!

[Barky Marky] Oh, yeah!

- [smiling sound] - [gags, growls]

- [whistle blows] - [crowd cheers]

[both grunting]

[gasps] Whoa!

[growls]

[barks]

What? [gasps]

[chuckling]

Whoa! Ugh!

[growls]

Ooh, that sneaky, rotten, putty tat!

He deserves a taste of his own medicine!

Let's knock him off with a punching glove!

Uh-uh! No!

I can win without stooping to his level.

[sighs, straining]

[sighs] Never send a hatchwing to do a bird's job.

[panting]

[gasps]

[sawing, crunching]

[thud]

[gaps]

Come on, Sweetie.

Show 'em why birdies are the best!

[all cheering]

Sweetie, you won!

[meows]

[sirens blares]

[tires screech]

I'm so proud of you.

Yeah.

Uh-oh! What's the matter, kid?

How do I know what kind of athlete I am

if I need dirty tricks to beat my opponent?

Those filthy rotten puddy tats play dirty.

I came here to show off my skills,

to compete fairly and to win.

But not like this.

Another matchup complete.

Moving into the final round is...

Sweetie Bird versus Furball!

[gasps]

Oh, no.

Are you ready to destroy your friend?

N-O. No!

Where ya going, kid? We need ya!

Wait! Sweetie! Wait!

I can't do this, Furball!

We're gonna get out there,

and then you or the coaches are gonna do something sneaky

and then we're never going to be friends again

and for what?

A stupid medal?

I won't do it!

I wasn't gonna do that.

You're my pal,

and I wouldn't do you dirty like that.

But isn't that what Sylvester wants you to do?

Yeah, but it's not what I wanna do.

Sometimes you gotta break the rules

when someone is making you break the rules.

You mean, follow the rules?

Yeah, that's a shorter way to put it.

What do you say?

We go in there and show 'em what we got?

- No dirty tricks. - Nope.

Just good old-fashioned sportsmanship?

- Yup. - You're on.

[both gasp]

[thunder rumbling]

It's the world's tallest cat tower

and at the top,

is victory.

Oh, yeah!

[joints cracking]

You go out there and destroy those birds.

Make them wish they never messed with us.

[gargles]

[both flex]

- [blows whistle] - [both grunt]

[crowd cheering]

[grunting]

Ha!

[all gasp]

[thunder rumbles]

[gasps] Are you okay?

My arms feel like overcooked lasagna!

What's going on?

[screams, whimpers]

[gasps] Tweety switched your sports drink

with jiggly juice. [gasps]

Gotta get those kitties before they get you.

[clang]

[straining]

Oh, no!

[all gasp]

[screams]

[gasps]

[straining]

Hey, buddy, you okay?

Mother, is that you?

[groans]

- [crowd cheering] - Let's get you out of here.

Was that my ninth life?

I always lose count.

Yeah! That was our bird

doing the right thing.

Oh, we are so proud of her!

You gotta see photos of her from our first day.

Did you mention your bird was a doctor?

Sweetie's single, you know. We should introduce them.

I wasn't, I say, I wasn't the first rooster to have such a sense of adventure.

- [dings] - Why, my great-grand pappy

Longhorn Leghorn

was the first to set out

past Okleeehoma with nothing but a dream.

Very interesting.

And then there was Jebhorn Leghorn

and then Bobhorn Leghorn

and then there came little old me.

[chuckles]

The chicken feed of my paw paw's eyes.

Only one hour to go, buddy.

I can read clocks.

[Arnold] It's a tie!

What an incredible display

of whisker and wing sportsmanship

by Furball and Sweetie!

What- How-

Why did you help that bad old puddy tat?

It's okay that you and Sylvester

are mortal enemies, but Furball and I are friends.

And as much as I wanna win,

I don't wanna do mean things to him

just 'cause he's a cat.

And I don't wanna do mean things to Sweetie

just 'cause she's a bird.

I love her.

You love to eat her, right?

No! I'm a pescatarian.

We're different than you and Sylvester.

What do you say, Tweety?

Shall we take a cue from the younger generation

and try to be friends?

[sighs] Why not?

[Sylvester] Message received loud and clear.

Let's celebrate at the Loo Bru!

We can take our minivan.

They can have juice boxes as soon as they've buckled up

and not a second before.

Could you tell them to wait a second

so I can clean up the cereal all over the seats?

[all cheer]

[straining]

[both laugh]

[both exclaim]

The first ever tie between Team Cat and Team Bird.

What a momentous day, huh?

Oh, yeah!

Well, those were the good old days.

- [shattering] - Hey, Plucky.

I wanted to tell ya, I say,

I really appreciate you listening to my stories.

Would you say it was selfless of Plucky

to listen to your stories?

Well, yes.

Good job, buddy.

I did it.

I'm finally selfless!

It feels... [chuckles]

It feels...

terrible!

But what feels amazing

is that I did it better

than Buster ever could!

I love that you think that.

Well, I still think you showed a lot of growth here today.

[alarm rings]

[laughs]

The Loo Bru is now closed!

Everybody out!

You don't have to go home,

but you can't stay here.

[laughs]

This selfless duck

has proven that I am the best,

the most selfless of toons.

Wow. I'm really proud of you.

And I'm more proud of me.

[chuckles]

[theme music playing]

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