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[theme song playing]

- ? We're tiny ? - ? We're toony ?

? We're learning to be looney ?

? And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ?

? We got our admissions ?

? Important for tuitions ?

? Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ?

? At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ?

? The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ?

? Since 1933 ?

- ? We're classmates ? - ? And roommates ?

? We paid The out-of-state rates ?

? Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ?

? They're furry They're funny ?

? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?

? Their comedy is funny ?

? And their friendship's Guaranteed ?

? Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ?

? And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ?

Frenemy!

? So here's where The greatest toons ?

? All got their humble start ?

? There's quite A lot of history ?

? For teaching looney arts ?

? We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ?

? Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ?

[bell rings]

? And now class has begun ?

[upbeat music playing]

[illustration growls]

[clock ticking]

[gasps]

We've got five minutes to make it to our next class.

All the way across campus.

Good thing I packed my good running shoes today.

I'm ready.

Let's do this.

[growling]

- [barking] - [thumping]

[bell ringing]

Why does it have to be all the way across campus?

We're gonna be late!

That's tardy talk! It's definitely not enough time.

But we can do it.

Time to hit the shortcuts.

[sighs contentedly]

- [Sweetie] Coming through! - [yelps]

[groans softly]

[both screaming]

[bell ringing]

[panting] Barely made it.

It's like they want us to be late.

Someone needs to make the time between classes longer.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

There's a lot of things this school could improve on.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

And I got a ton of ideas how.

Babs, check out that poster that's directly behind you.

You should run for Student Council.

[gasps] I love that idea.

Presidential ties, a long mahogany desk,

and the power to make changes for the future of this great school.

It looks unstable.

Oh, yeah? Wait until I add the secret ingredient.

Taco Tuesday is a time for invention,

experimentation and pushing food to the limit.

[all yelping]

[whooping] That's my kind of lunch break!

Sure is more fun than eating it off of trays.

We should be able to explode our food every lunch.

Yeah, we should.

I don't know.

Guacamole in the ears would get old.

Nah!

Ooh! We should have a slingshot for ice cream toppings

instead of using those tiny sprinkle spoons.

That would make food so much fun.

Now that I think of it,

I've got a lot of ways to make school even fun-er.

[gasps]

- [squealing] I have news! - Me too!

- Ooh! You go first! - No. You go first.

[exclaiming] I'm running for Student Council president!

What? That's so cool. I am, too!

Oh. Okay.

So, we're both running for Student Council president.

Acme Loo's closest siblings vying for the same position?

[gasps]

[in sing-song voice] Drama.

Plucky, sorry to disappoint you,

but Babs and I will be supporting each other's campaigns 100%.

So, there's no reason for "drama."

Ah! Okay. Let's see what my drama meter says.

[automated voice] I live for the drama. I eat it up. Yum, yum, yum!

Ugh. Get that thing out of here.

I can't make it leave. It follows the drama.

Oh. Then I guess it doesn't care

about the escalating Fifi-Calamity Slurp feud.

[beeping rapidly]

[slurps]

[automated voice] I live for the drama. Yum, yum, yum!

Buster and I support each other unconditionally

ever since the ice-cream incident.

Ooh! What's that?

Just a simple misunderstanding when we were young and naive.

It's totally not a big deal. Forget I mentioned it.

Hm.

[lively music playing]

- [vehicle beeping] - [mechanical whirring]

[lively music continues playing]

[playing guitar solo]

Okay. Got our poll numbers.

Okay. Hit me with them.

You're losing big time.

[grunts] I know. But I've been doing so much.

I campaigned 17 hours a day.

I'd campaign in my sleep if I could.

Yeah, but I think students are more razzle-dazzled

by what Buster is doing, you know?

He promised to replace all the toilet flushers with guitar strings.

[sighs] That's pretty cool.

That's not fixing the real issues on campus.

Listen, I wouldn't be your campaign manager

if I didn't believe in everything you stand for.

- Is there a "but" coming? - Oh, yeah.

But Buster seems to have a lock on that every-toon vibe.

He's casual, the kind of toon you wanna grab a soda with.

[glasses clinking]

That's why we gotta crush him.

No! We're gonna win this with integrity and moral high ground.

Generally, I'd agree with you,

but there's something about elections that turn voters into not smarty pants.

So, I feel like we need to trick them into doing the right thing.

Don't worry.

After my impressive debate performance,

we're going to have everyone on Team Babs.

The brass section of the school band

said they were voting Buster all the way.

Whoo-hoo! So, we're ahead.

Sure are.

[sputtering] The fun platform is a winning strategy.

Yes, yes. I'm sure Babs will take it well

when her brother wins off lols.

- [sighs softly] - Oh.

- You okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nothing.

It's just that... Uh, never mind.

- Spit it out! - Okay.

So, Babs is running on a platform

to really change the school, right?

I mean, she wants to have different-sized chairs

for the giraffes on campus.

And I'm out here saying we should replace class bells

with toot noises.

[farting noises]

[chuckles] That would be funny.

So, you're concerned that your overqualified sister

is not getting the votes she deserves

because the voters are enamored with your childish ideas.

Yes. But I would've said it like less of a jerk.

I calls it like I sees it.

Your ideas are great, Buster.

Requiring Fridays to have sunshine at night...

- [laughing] Brilliant. - Thanks, pal.

At the end of the day, it is the students' decision.

I just don't want this to turn into...

- the ice-cream incident. - [dramatic music playing]

This ice-cream incident keeps getting mentioned

as if we all know what you're talking about.

It's something that happened a long time ago.

It's not a big thing. Forget I mentioned it.

[chuckles] I would,

but it keeps coming up.

[fanfare music playing]

Good luck, Babs.

I can't wait to hear all your amazing plans for this school.

You too, Buster.

Looking forward to what you'll think of next to, um,

make this school more fun.

That's genius.

Buster Bunny! Making the school more fun.

Thanks, Babs. You're the best.

Welcome to Student Council debate.

Me is moderator Dizzy Devil.

This debate between two candidates Babs Bunny...

[crickets chirping]

...and Buster Bunny.

[crowd cheering]

Calm down. Calm down.

This serious debate, not clown parade.

Okay. Opening question.

What would be first duty if elected?

Whatever I do first, I want it to be fun.

We toons are in the fun business.

So, I don't know, off the top of my head,

maybe we do random balloon drops in the hallways?

[crowd cheering]

[clears throat] May I respond?

Yeah. That sound good.

While balloons in the hallways

sounds like a joyful experience,

I want to see practical changes like locker organizers.

I'm tired of piling my books on top of each other.

We need shelves, and I'm just the toon to make that happen.

[crickets chirping]

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, Babs bring up good point.

Thank you.

Um, boring point.

Me almost fall asleep many times, but good point.

Okay. Closing statement time.

What? We only answered one question!

Um, Dizzy get hungry on way here.

Eat other questions.

Only option, final remarks.

Okay. In conclusion, as your president,

I will work tirelessly

to make this exceptional school even more exceptional.

Sure we should have fun, but I'm tired of seeing

students smacked by props

that haven't been updated in years.

When you get blooped by a punching glove,

I want it to be new,

clean and fully functional.

[yelps]

So, vote for me, Babs Bunny, for a better tomorrow!

[crowd applauding]

I'm Buster Bunny.

And if you want to turn the library

into a 1920s Escape room,

I'm the candidate for you!

[crowd cheering raucously]

Okay. We still got our work cut out for us.

Ugh!

Y'all want to go out for celebratory donut holes?

[Babs] No!

Sweetie, meet me in the war room.

Got our poll data here.

[arcade music playing]

[screaming]

Okay. We need to switch tactics.

What are you thinking?

[breathing heavily]

I... I don't know.

Maybe I learn to juggle. Show some dazzle.

[shudders]

Or...

- we get our hands dirty. - [sinister music playing]

[whimpering]

Okay. But, like, not muddy. Just a little dusty.

Yeah, you're gonna be fine.

We're just gonna do a little damage to Buster's campaign.

Yeah. [chuckles nervously]

Just to make things a little more fair.

[whimpering]

Yeah. Okay.

So, Buster is really cool,

but what if he wasn't really cool?

But he is.

But what if people thought he wasn't?

How do we do that? Buster is so cool.

[exhales] Okay.

Did he ever do something embarrassing?

Like, accidentally call a teacher "mommy?"

Ha! No.

[gasps]

Tell me.

Mm-mm.

Come on. We're losing.

Okay.

So, you know how Buster likes to eat carrots?

He's a rabbit. Yeah.

Well, carrots are orange.

Well-known fact.

And when Buster eats too many carrots,

he gets orange boogers.

[gasps]

[laughs hysterically] Ew!

Orange boogers? It's perfect.

And you don't think it's too mean?

What? No.

Buster will shake this off like it's nothing.

Yeah, he's cool.

He's gonna be on to the next cool thing

like the Mr. Cool he is.

[lively music playing on TV]

[whining]

I'm starting to feel really guilty about this.

If you wanna win,

you gotta crush everyone standing in your way.

That's what my therapist always says.

[news theme music playing]

We'll be right back but first, a word from our sponsors.

Oh, no!

[Buster] Hey, fun lovers and fellow students,

Buster here.

Wait, Buster made an ad, too?

- Ooh! - [automated voice] Drama.

I want to use this time

to talk about my twin and political opponent, Babs Bunny.

[gasps] A preemptive strike.

Oh? [laughs]

To what?

Babs's attack ad.

Ooh!

[automated voice] Sensing rising tension.

Yum, yum, yum!

[laughing maniacally]

I've known Babs Bunny my whole life,

and I can say without a doubt

that she'd make an awesome president.

- What? - Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Look at what a great sister she's been.

I mean, sure I'm the cool one,

laid-back dreamer, embarrassingly good looking,

but those aren't the qualities of a good leader.

Here's what a good leader looks like.

[pleasant violin music playing]

[Plucky laughing maniacally]

[whimpering]

You can vote for whoever you want,

but I'm voting for the best toon for the job...

Babs Bunny. She's the only one.

[Hamton] You only have five seconds left.

Well, is it five seconds from now

or five seconds from when you said I had five more seconds?

[Hamton] What?

From when I said you had five more seconds.

Why would I-

[tense music playing]

[shouting] What have I done?

[panting]

Ahh!

Pull the ad, Furball! Pull the ad!

You mean that one?

[Babs] It's 3:00 a.m., and Acme Loo needs a leader.

Buster Bunny wants to be that leader.

Everyone thinks Buster is so fun, so cool.

But it's all a lie.

This so-called "cool dude,"

gets orange boogers when he eats carrots.

Mm-hm.

[whispering, chuckling]

[all laughing]

[Babs] We need a leader who isn't distracted

by a bunch of orange gunk in his nose.

We need a leader who gets things done with integrity

and regular-colored boogers like a normal toon.

Vote Babs.

I gotta fix this.

Mic me up.

Are you rolling?

Get in tight. This is serious.

[Babs] Toons of Acme Loo,

I am responsible

for the unnecessarily mean ad you just saw.

Jeez, at least give me some credit.

I wrote the "regular-colored boogers" line.

Oh?

I attacked my brother

because I was afraid I was going to lose.

It was a cowardly thing to do, and I am ashamed.

Sadly, I've been here before.

Be right back.

- Save a scoop for me, would you? - Sure thing.

Ooh!

[Buster's voice echoing] Save a scoop for me, would you?

[humming]

I'm back.

[chomping, slurping]

[sputtering]

Sorry, Buster.

There was actually only one scoop left.

Betrayed by my own twin.

[whimpering]

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, no.

[screaming] Yes!

I ate both scoops of ice cream.

Ooh!

[automated voice] So much drama! Yum, yum, yum!

Circuits overloading. Yum!

I wish this was every day of my life.

Buster was so hurt, he didn't talk to me for days,

and it was because I gave in to my worst instincts.

I vowed to always consider Buster's feelings,

but today, I broke that promise.

I humiliated my own brother

for political gain with this disgusting attack ad.

- [door opens] - [gasps]

Everyone, vote for Buster.

Yeah, he lacks concrete plans to address actual problems at this school,

but he's not a selfish jerk.

Babs, no.

It's not fair that toons were attracted to my sense of fun,

my devil-may-care attitude, and my no-holds-barred awesomeness.

Buster, I stooped too low.

Yeah. I mean, that move would definitely win you a limbo contest,

but the ad didn't bother me.

I think it's kind of funny that I get orange boogers when I eat carrots.

[Furball laughing]

It makes me chuckle, that's for sure.

[Buster] Fellow toons,

forgive my sister as I have.

You can vote for whoever you want,

but I know that tomorrow I'll be casting my vote

for the best candidate for the job, Babs Bunny.

She should be your next Acme Looniversity Student Council president.

It's the cool thing to do.

[all cheering]

[Hamton sniffles]

[automated voice] Drama depleted. Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Nothing lasts forever.

Congrats to our candidates on a race well run.

It was neck and neck between Buster and Babs.

But the winner is...

- Babs Bunny! - [gasps]

[all cheering]

Thank you, toons.

My first order of business will be to create cabinet positions.

Sweetie, my campaign manager, to ensure the system

doesn't grind down the little toon,

I'm making you Justice monitor.

Yes! What an awesome title.

I'm watching you, Dean Granny.

[laughs heartily]

You can try.

- Hamton. - Oh?

Because you're the best at lifting up your friends,

you're our new Prime Minister of Positivity!

Aw. Thank you, Babs.

You're a great friend,

and you always smell like orange flowers, which I love.

Plucky,

you'll help me keep up on the latest trends

as my Proprietor of Popularity!

Wait.

So, I won a popularity contest?

Oh, Babs, it's all I ever wanted.

And to my bestest twin, Buster, the most fun toon I know,

you'll be my Secretary of Stoked!

Please help me remember to have fun with this job

because it's an honor to have.

Oh! Done and done.

Hey, would you share this ice cream with me?

[ship alarm blaring]

Awesome gesture.

How long was this cone in your pocket?

Like 45 minutes.

In that case, it's gonna be a hard pass.

But I appreciate the gesture.

Anytime, bro.

[both] Aw!

[theme music playing]

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