All language subtitles for Tiny Toons Looniversity s02e07 Ask Not What Bunnies Can Do for You.eng

[theme song playing]

- ? We're tiny ?
- ? We're toony ?

? We're learning to be looney ?

? And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ?

? We got our admissions ?

? Important for tuitions ?

? Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ?

? At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ?

? The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ?

? Since 1933 ?

- ? We're classmates ?
- ? And roommates ?

? We paid
The out-of-state rates ?

? Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ?

? They're furry
They're funny ?

? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?

? Their comedy is funny ?

? And their friendship's
Guaranteed ?

? Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ?

? And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ?

Frenemy!

? So here's where
The greatest toons ?

? All got their humble start ?

? There's quite
A lot of history ?

? For teaching looney arts ?

? We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ?

? Ring the bell
Let's all come in And join the fun ?

[bell rings]

? And now class has begun ?

[upbeat music playing]

[illustration growls]

[clock ticking]

[gasps]

We've got five minutes
to make it to our next class.

All the way across campus.

Good thing I packed
my good running shoes today.

I'm ready.

Let's do this.

[growling]

- [barking]
- [thumping]

[bell ringing]

Why does it have to be
all the way across campus?

We're gonna be late!

That's tardy talk!
It's definitely not enough time.

But we can do it.

Time to hit the shortcuts.

[sighs contentedly]

- [Sweetie] Coming through!
- [yelps]

[groans softly]

[both screaming]

[bell ringing]

[panting] Barely made it.

It's like they want us
to be late.

Someone needs
to make the time between classes longer.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

There's a lot of things
this school could improve on.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

And I got a ton of ideas how.

Babs, check out that poster
that's directly behind you.

You should run
for Student Council.

[gasps] I love that idea.

Presidential ties,
a long mahogany desk,

and the power to make
changes for the future of this great school.

It looks unstable.

Oh, yeah?
Wait until I add the secret ingredient.

Taco Tuesday
is a time for invention,

experimentation
and pushing food to the limit.

[all yelping]

[whooping]
That's my kind of lunch break!

Sure is more fun
than eating it off of trays.

We should be able
to explode our food every lunch.

Yeah, we should.

I don't know.

Guacamole in the ears
would get old.

Nah!

Ooh! We should have a slingshot
for ice cream toppings

instead of using
those tiny sprinkle spoons.

That would make food
so much fun.

Now that I think of it,

I've got a lot of ways
to make school even fun-er.

[gasps]

- [squealing] I have news!
- Me too!

- Ooh! You go first!
- No. You go first.

[exclaiming] I'm running
for Student Council president!

What? That's so cool.
I am, too!

Oh. Okay.

So, we're both running
for Student Council president.

Acme Loo's closest siblings
vying for the same position?

[gasps]

[in sing-song voice] Drama.

Plucky, sorry
to disappoint you,

but Babs and I will be
supporting each other's campaigns 100%.

So, there's no reason
for "drama."

Ah! Okay.
Let's see what my drama meter says.

[automated voice]
I live for the drama. I eat it up. Yum, yum, yum!

Ugh. Get that thing
out of here.

I can't make it leave.
It follows the drama.

Oh. Then I guess
it doesn't care

about the escalating
Fifi-Calamity Slurp feud.

[beeping rapidly]

[slurps]

[automated voice]
I live for the drama. Yum, yum, yum!

Buster and I support
each other unconditionally

ever since
the ice-cream incident.

Ooh! What's that?

Just a simple misunderstanding
when we were young and naive.

It's totally not a big deal.
Forget I mentioned it.

Hm.

[lively music playing]

- [vehicle beeping]
- [mechanical whirring]

[lively music continues
playing]

[playing guitar solo]

Okay. Got our poll numbers.

Okay. Hit me with them.

You're losing big time.

[grunts] I know.
But I've been doing so much.

I campaigned 17 hours a day.

I'd campaign in my sleep
if I could.

Yeah, but I think students
are more razzle-dazzled

by what Buster is doing,
you know?

He promised to replace
all the toilet flushers with guitar strings.

[sighs] That's pretty cool.

That's not fixing
the real issues on campus.

Listen, I wouldn't be
your campaign manager

if I didn't believe
in everything you stand for.

- Is there a "but" coming?
- Oh, yeah.

But Buster seems to have a lock
on that every-toon vibe.

He's casual, the kind of toon
you wanna grab a soda with.

[glasses clinking]

That's why we gotta crush him.

No! We're gonna
win this with integrity and moral high ground.

Generally, I'd agree with you,

but there's something about elections
that turn voters into not smarty pants.

So, I feel like
we need to trick them into doing the right thing.

Don't worry.

After my impressive
debate performance,

we're going to have everyone
on Team Babs.

The brass section
of the school band

said they were voting Buster
all the way.

Whoo-hoo! So, we're ahead.

Sure are.

[sputtering] The fun platform
is a winning strategy.

Yes, yes.
I'm sure Babs will take it well

when her brother wins off lols.

- [sighs softly]
- Oh.

- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nothing.

It's just that...
Uh, never mind.

- Spit it out!
- Okay.

So, Babs is running
on a platform

to really change
the school, right?

I mean, she wants to have
different-sized chairs

for the giraffes on campus.

And I'm out here saying
we should replace class bells

with toot noises.

[farting noises]

[chuckles]
That would be funny.

So, you're concerned
that your overqualified sister

is not getting the votes
she deserves

because the voters are enamored
with your childish ideas.

Yes. But I would've said it
like less of a jerk.

I calls it like I sees it.

Your ideas are great, Buster.

Requiring Fridays
to have sunshine at night...

- [laughing] Brilliant.
- Thanks, pal.

At the end of the day,
it is the students' decision.

I just don't want this
to turn into...

- the ice-cream incident.
- [dramatic music playing]

This ice-cream incident
keeps getting mentioned

as if we all know
what you're talking about.

It's something that happened
a long time ago.

It's not a big thing.
Forget I mentioned it.

[chuckles] I would,

but it keeps coming up.

[fanfare music playing]

Good luck, Babs.

I can't wait to hear all your
amazing plans for this school.

You too, Buster.

Looking forward to what
you'll think of next to, um,

make this school more fun.

That's genius.

Buster Bunny!
Making the school more fun.

Thanks, Babs. You're the best.

Welcome to
Student Council debate.

Me is moderator Dizzy Devil.

This debate between
two candidates Babs Bunny...

[crickets chirping]

...and Buster Bunny.

[crowd cheering]

Calm down. Calm down.

This serious debate,
not clown parade.

Okay. Opening question.

What would be
first duty if elected?

Whatever I do first,
I want it to be fun.

We toons are
in the fun business.

So, I don't know,
off the top of my head,

maybe we do
random balloon drops in the hallways?

[crowd cheering]

[clears throat] May I respond?

Yeah. That sound good.

While balloons in the hallways

sounds like
a joyful experience,

I want to see practical changes
like locker organizers.

I'm tired of piling my books
on top of each other.

We need shelves,
and I'm just the toon to make that happen.

[crickets chirping]

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, Babs bring up good point.

Thank you.

Um, boring point.

Me almost fall asleep
many times, but good point.

Okay. Closing statement time.

What? We only answered
one question!

Um, Dizzy get hungry
on way here.

Eat other questions.

Only option, final remarks.

Okay. In conclusion,
as your president,

I will work tirelessly

to make this exceptional school
even more exceptional.

Sure we should have fun,
but I'm tired of seeing

students smacked by props

that haven't been
updated in years.

When you get blooped
by a punching glove,

I want it to be new,

clean and fully functional.

[yelps]

So, vote for me, Babs Bunny,
for a better tomorrow!

[crowd applauding]

I'm Buster Bunny.

And if you want
to turn the library

into a 1920s Escape room,

I'm the candidate for you!

[crowd cheering raucously]

Okay. We still got
our work cut out for us.

Ugh!

Y'all want to go out
for celebratory donut holes?

[Babs] No!

Sweetie, meet me
in the war room.

Got our poll data here.

[arcade music playing]

[screaming]

Okay. We need
to switch tactics.

What are you thinking?

[breathing heavily]

I... I don't know.

Maybe I learn to juggle.
Show some dazzle.

[shudders]

Or...

- we get our hands dirty.
- [sinister music playing]

[whimpering]

Okay. But, like, not muddy.
Just a little dusty.

Yeah, you're gonna be fine.

We're just gonna do
a little damage to Buster's campaign.

Yeah. [chuckles nervously]

Just to make things
a little more fair.

[whimpering]

Yeah. Okay.

So, Buster is really cool,

but what if he wasn't
really cool?

But he is.

But what if people
thought he wasn't?

How do we do that?
Buster is so cool.

[exhales] Okay.

Did he ever do
something embarrassing?

Like, accidentally
call a teacher "mommy?"

Ha! No.

[gasps]

Tell me.

Mm-mm.

Come on. We're losing.

Okay.

So, you know how Buster
likes to eat carrots?

He's a rabbit. Yeah.

Well, carrots are orange.

Well-known fact.

And when Buster
eats too many carrots,

he gets orange boogers.

[gasps]

[laughs hysterically] Ew!

Orange boogers? It's perfect.

And you don't think
it's too mean?

What? No.

Buster will shake this off
like it's nothing.

Yeah, he's cool.

He's gonna be
on to the next cool thing

like the Mr. Cool he is.

[lively music playing on TV]

[whining]

I'm starting to feel
really guilty about this.

If you wanna win,

you gotta crush everyone
standing in your way.

That's what my therapist
always says.

[news theme music playing]

We'll be right back
but first, a word from our sponsors.

Oh, no!

[Buster] Hey, fun lovers
and fellow students,

Buster here.

Wait, Buster made an ad, too?

- Ooh!
- [automated voice] Drama.

I want to use this time

to talk about my twin
and political opponent, Babs Bunny.

[gasps] A preemptive strike.

Oh? [laughs]

To what?

Babs's attack ad.

Ooh!

[automated voice]
Sensing rising tension.

Yum, yum, yum!

[laughing maniacally]

I've known Babs Bunny
my whole life,

and I can say without a doubt

that she'd make
an awesome president.

- What?
- Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Look at what a great sister
she's been.

I mean,
sure I'm the cool one,

laid-back dreamer,
embarrassingly good looking,

but those aren't the qualities
of a good leader.

Here's what
a good leader looks like.

[pleasant violin music playing]

[Plucky laughing maniacally]

[whimpering]

You can vote
for whoever you want,

but I'm voting
for the best toon for the job...

Babs Bunny. She's the only one.

[Hamton] You only have
five seconds left.

Well, is it five seconds
from now

or five seconds from
when you said I had five more seconds?

[Hamton] What?

From when I said
you had five more seconds.

Why would I-

[tense music playing]

[shouting] What have I done?

[panting]

Ahh!

Pull the ad, Furball!
Pull the ad!

You mean that one?

[Babs] It's 3:00 a.m.,
and Acme Loo needs a leader.

Buster Bunny wants
to be that leader.

Everyone thinks
Buster is so fun, so cool.

But it's all a lie.

This so-called "cool dude,"

gets orange boogers
when he eats carrots.

Mm-hm.

[whispering, chuckling]

[all laughing]

[Babs] We need a leader
who isn't distracted

by a bunch of orange gunk
in his nose.

We need a leader
who gets things done with integrity

and regular-colored boogers
like a normal toon.

Vote Babs.

I gotta fix this.

Mic me up.

Are you rolling?

Get in tight. This is serious.

[Babs] Toons of Acme Loo,

I am responsible

for the unnecessarily mean ad
you just saw.

Jeez, at least give me
some credit.

I wrote the "regular-colored
boogers" line.

Oh?

I attacked my brother

because I was afraid
I was going to lose.

It was a cowardly thing to do,
and I am ashamed.

Sadly, I've been here before.

Be right back.

- Save a scoop for me,
would you? - Sure thing.

Ooh!

[Buster's voice echoing]
Save a scoop for me, would you?

[humming]

I'm back.

[chomping, slurping]

[sputtering]

Sorry, Buster.

There was actually
only one scoop left.

Betrayed by my own twin.

[whimpering]

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, no.

[screaming] Yes!

I ate both scoops of ice cream.

Ooh!

[automated voice]
So much drama! Yum, yum, yum!

Circuits overloading. Yum!

I wish this was
every day of my life.

Buster was so hurt,
he didn't talk to me for days,

and it was because I gave in
to my worst instincts.

I vowed to always
consider Buster's feelings,

but today,
I broke that promise.

I humiliated my own brother

for political gain
with this disgusting attack ad.

- [door opens]
- [gasps]

Everyone, vote for Buster.

Yeah, he lacks concrete plans
to address actual problems at this school,

but he's not a selfish jerk.

Babs, no.

It's not fair that toons
were attracted to my sense of fun,

my devil-may-care attitude,
and my no-holds-barred awesomeness.

Buster, I stooped too low.

Yeah. I mean, that move
would definitely win you a limbo contest,

but the ad didn't bother me.

I think it's kind of funny
that I get orange boogers when I eat carrots.

[Furball laughing]

It makes me chuckle,
that's for sure.

[Buster] Fellow toons,

forgive my sister as I have.

You can vote
for whoever you want,

but I know that tomorrow
I'll be casting my vote

for the best candidate
for the job, Babs Bunny.

She should be your next
Acme Looniversity Student Council president.

It's the cool thing to do.

[all cheering]

[Hamton sniffles]

[automated voice]
Drama depleted. Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Nothing lasts forever.

Congrats to our candidates
on a race well run.

It was neck and neck
between Buster and Babs.

But the winner is...

- Babs Bunny!
- [gasps]

[all cheering]

Thank you, toons.

My first order of business
will be to create cabinet positions.

Sweetie, my campaign manager,
to ensure the system

doesn't grind down
the little toon,

I'm making you Justice monitor.

Yes! What an awesome title.

I'm watching you, Dean Granny.

[laughs heartily]

You can try.

- Hamton.
- Oh?

Because you're the best
at lifting up your friends,

you're our new
Prime Minister of Positivity!

Aw. Thank you, Babs.

You're a great friend,

and you always smell like
orange flowers, which I love.

Plucky,

you'll help me keep up
on the latest trends

as my Proprietor of Popularity!

Wait.

So, I won a popularity contest?

Oh, Babs,
it's all I ever wanted.

And to my bestest twin, Buster,
the most fun toon I know,

you'll be my
Secretary of Stoked!

Please help me remember
to have fun with this job

because it's an honor to have.

Oh! Done and done.

Hey, would you share
this ice cream with me?

[ship alarm blaring]

Awesome gesture.

How long was this cone
in your pocket?

Like 45 minutes.

In that case,
it's gonna be a hard pass.

But I appreciate the gesture.

Anytime, bro.

[both] Aw!

[theme music playing]

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