Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

- ? We're tiny ? - ? We're toony ?

? We're learning to be looney ?

? And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ?

? We got our admissions ?

? Important for tuitions ?

? Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ?

? At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ?

? The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ?

? Since 1933 ?

- ? We're classmates ? - ? And roommates ?

? We paid The out-of-state bills ?

? Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ?

? They're furry They're funny ?

? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?

? Their comedy is funny ?

? And their friendship's Guaranteed ?

? Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ?

? And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ?

Frenemy!

? So here's where The greatest toons ?

? All got their humble start ?

? There's quite A lot of history ?

? For teaching looney arts ?

? We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ?

? Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ?

[bell rings]

? And now class has begun ?

[spooky music playing]

[peaceful music playing]

[Babs] All right, time for some vitamin D, stargazing

and enjoying Mother Nature.

Babs, you event-planning whiz, you've done it again.

And lucky for this camping group,

you've got old Buster Bunny on the case,

Top-notch, s'mores-pert.

The big misconception is

there's only one way to s'mores.

[laughs] So wrong!

There's the Classic, the Chocolate Crucible,

the Mallow Horse, the list goes on.

[Plucky grunts]

Luxury is so heavy.

Hmm?

But wait, there's more!

Feast your eyes on the fully automated

future of bathroom-ing,

the Civilizer!

I'm one of the few Toons chosen to beta test it before it hits the market.

They want my important, informed feedback on any glitches,

which I'll happily write down in my notebook.

It's number one at number twos.

Complete with a tail-y.

[calming music plays]

- Ah. - [Buster] Ooh!

[growls]

[chuckles] Good luck trying to use this bathroom.

It only unlocks with my feather prints.

[lock clicks]

[automated voice speaking] Lock activated.

The whole point of this trip

is to get away from creature comforts.

Why did you even come camping- [squeaks]

Because the only thing I dislike more than being outdoors

is being out of the loop.

- [gas hissing] - [all coughing]

[Hamton] There are over 400 types of mosquitoes

- in the Acme National Forest. - [hands clapping]

Pipians, Marsh, Bite-ees,

Blood lovers, Nibblers, and Chomp-ers.

Perimeter is clear, Pink Raptor.

Copy that, Tough Birdie.

Did you give yourself code names?

Let's cut the chatter, okay?

- I've got one last thing to secure. - [groans, thuds]

[drilling]

- Not to scare you but... - [squeaks]

...we don't need protection against mosquitoes.

- We need protection against... - Millipedes?

...something bigger!

With terrifying red fur, horrifying eyes, and a mouth!

There's nothing to be afraid of.

"Nothing to be afraid of"?

Didn't you hear what I just said?

Eh, you know how many times I've been camping?

Fifty-three times.

And she has the forest skills to prove it.

Listen, I got charms for plant sniffing,

leaf massage, mud husbandry,

gourds, both mobile and immobile,

and dirt wrangling. Ah.

I know camping.

The only bad thing that ever happens is

- cloudy skies! - [groans]

Charm bracelets won't save us from the toon-eating beast

that lurks in these woods!

[grumbles]

[crickets chirping]

Hmm...

Hmm.

A test of mind and mouth! [chomps, gulps]

Plucky, want a s'more?

What's the percentage of cacao?

Seventy?

I don't eat below 85.

Well, then I guess you won't be interested in a "let them eat s'mores"!

Ugh, fine.

If it's below my standards, I'll give it to Hamton.

Yeah, scraps! Just like Mother used to make.

How 'bout you, Sweetie?

Keep one warm for me.

Gotta check my traps.

[boxing ring bell dings]

You've got nothing to worry about.

Except for...

scary campfire tales!

[all] Yay!

The best campfire stories

prey on your greatest fears!

[gasps] You're gonna tell a story about my weak ankles!

"Fears"? [laughs] I don't have fears!

Concerns about getting eaten by

a broad-shouldered monstrosity in the middle of the woods?

[laughs] Sure, yeah.

But "fears"? No.

Our first story

will be about Buster's and my greatest fear...

Not being friends!

[both scream]

My tale is called...

[reading]

[Babs and Buster laughing]

These BFF necklaces are so perfect!

Now we're connected by family, friendship

and magnetic jewelry.

- [creature growling] - [Babs] Hmm?

Huh, I don't remember this store.

Looks cool.

- [exclaims] - [Babs gasps]

You gotta try that on.

[growling]

[whistling a merry tune]

[shrieks]

[screams]

The dressing room lighting is terrifying!

Hey, sis, can you grab me a size up?

Sure thing, my BFF.

[creature growling]

Thanks.

[chuckles] Very funny-

[screams]

[growls]

- [Buster screams] - [Babs gasps]

Buster, you okay, bro?

[creature growling]

Buster? Buster!

Buster? Buster, come on.

- I don't like this store anymore. - [creature growling]

I wanna go home!

[Zombie Buster snarls]

[screams]

[growls]

[screams]

[Zombie Buster growling]

- [groans] - [Zombie Buster growling]

Stop! Don't eat me! I'm your twin!

But more importantly, I'm your BFF!

[Zombie Buster growls]

[whimpering]

Hmm?

No! No!

[zombies growling]

No! I'm your best friend!

Not Zombie Shirley!

[screams]

- [whimpers] - It's okay. It's not real.

[sobbing] I know.

But I felt like I was

at that mid-range teen boutique!

That was a really cute story.

But what's really scary is what's out there!

Shared restrooms?

Mosquitoes?

- Nope! It's got big eyes, giant claws... - [creature growling]

...and a looming hairy body.

And it won't rest until it's snatched

every last one of us!

[whimpering] What is it?

The monster!

Rude. It was actually my turn to tell a story, thank you.

- [monster howls] - [all gasp]

- [all scream] - [teeth chattering]

I know you're out there, monster,

and I'm ready for you!

If everyone's done interrupting me,

I have a tale of fright

that will have you screaming for your au pair.

This ghastly story...

- [teeth chattering] - ...is about a gruesome invasion

of privacy!

I call it...

[reading]

[groans]

[snoring, quacking]

[slicing]

Huh? Hmm?

- [glass shattering] - [gasps]

[grunts]

Hmm?

Hmm... [squeaks]

[gasps, gulps]

- [doorknob clicks] - [door creaking]

[teeth chattering, gasps]

[screams]

My sink! My towels!

My poo-poo paper!

[teeth chattering, shuddering]

- [electricity crackling] - Gah!

[clicking]

[toilet flushing]

[Plucky gasps] Buster?

Ah, that sure is a warm toilet seat.

- I think I'll be using this bathroom. .. [chuckles] - [electricity crackling]

[Plucky gasping]

...forever! [laughs maniacally]

[continues laughing maniacally]

[screaming]

[sobbing]

Don't worry, I'm not gonna use your bathroom.

I love peeing outside.

It's low stakes. You never miss.

[cries] If you'll excuse me, I must take a bubble bath.

It's the only way I can be comforted

during this raw, emotional time.

[tap creaks]

Ah, sweet beta-tested solitude.

- [automated voice speaking] Solitude mode activated. - [alarm beeping]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was just talking out loud.

Huh?

[whimpers]

- [alarm continues blaring] - [lock clicking]

- [gasps] - [blaring stops]

[grunting]

[shudders]

Okay, okay, don't panic.

This thing can't stay locked down forever.

[door beeping]

[timer beeping]

Oh! Oh! Somebody! Anybody! Even Buster!

[screams]

[muffled screams]

Oh, no, the shush-a-flush soundproofing!

This is definitely going into my opinion notebook.

[Hamton] Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[mosquito buzzes]

[Hamton squeals]

[screams]

Get away, get away, get away! [sighs]

You know what my greatest fear is?

Sponge germs?

Your imaginary friend getting sick of you?

Waking up to the smell of bacon?

Yes, all of those.

Ooh, but out here,

the thing that creeps me out isn't vampires

but real-life [sputters] bloodsuckers,

mosquitoes!

Wanna hear a scary story about them?

[all] Yeah.

This is gonna be fun! [chuckles]

Okay. My story's called...

[reading]

[giggles]

[Joan] You're gonna love our new town.

It's got beautiful beaches, a boardwalk fair,

and we can go check out the mystery mosquito spot.

Mom,

what about all those reported missing [stutters] Toons?

I don't know anything about that.

[upbeat rock music plays on radio]

[thunderclap]

[screams]

Welcome to Santa Cruz.

Wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle?

I can show you around.

Hmm, Mother says the only safe thing with wheels is my TV tray.

Do you have a license?

Yes.

And an extra helmet?

Yes.

With protective eye wear?

Yes.

Okay.

[cars whizzing, honking]

Thank you for driving defensively.

Sure thing, Hamton.

[revs]

Hey, you thirsty?

Yeah.

Oh!

Is it filtered?

[chuckles]

Mmm.

[gags]

It's swamp water, Hamton.

You're drinking swamp water.

How does it taste?

[gags]

[sips]

Brackish with a hint of... [gags]

Is that a note of decayed oak I detect? [gags]

[grunting]

[laughs maniacally]

[sobs] Oh, my, what's happening?

Say it, Hamton. Say what you are.

[Hamton groans]

I'm a mosquito!

Huh? My stutter's gone.

[shrieks] But I'm a mosquito!

[teeth chattering, whimpering]

Oh, no insect, large or small

will ever touch my friend Hamton.

As long as I have this!

[coughs]

[sighs] Thanks, friend.

You know what's actually scary?

There's a real monster out there waiting for us!

I've seen it.

Ooh, I smell a scary story.

Plucky is gonna be sad, he missed out on this.

Eh, he's probably too relaxed right now.

- Help! - [alarm blaring]

I'm being held captive by my own luxury bathroom!

[gasps] Oh, no!

Not the massage arms! [grunts]

[screaming] Help!

All right, Sweetie, tell us your story.

- [squeals] - It's not a story!

It's real life.

- If you knew what I knew... - [Buster yelps]

...you wouldn't be sitting here

trying to scare the funny out of each other.

Well, Sweetie, why'd you come camping

if you think there's something scary out here?

[scoffs]

I came out here to face this monster once and for all.

- [hums] - I was just a teeny, teeny little baby bird

innocently frolicking through this very forest.

Hmm. [giggles] Mmm.

- [thuds] - [gasps]

[monster growls]

[squeals]

[monster growls]

[screams]

If I hadn't gotten out of there,

he would have made my little birdie bones

into a choker fit for a monster!

I've been preparing to face this menace again for years.

Building traps, sharpening my night vision,

folding handkerchiefs into tough-looking headbands!

[yelling]

Show your face, you monstrosity!

[panting]

Uh, Babs, may I speak to you over there, please?

But of course, brother.

- I have a lot of thoughts about the Sweetie situation... - [Sweetie yelling]

...but I think better in motion. Walk and talk?

[continues yelling]

Couple things, and this is a tough one.

- Let me start at the top. - The top.

Sweetie, is my friend, and I'm sure she saw

something out here when she was younger.

- But what was it? - I know what you're saying.

Remember when we were afraid

of that bony creature with the white hair?

Ha! Remember? How could I forget?

Turned out it was just a mop.

Look at me.

What if Sweetie was just remembering

something that wasn't actually scary?

She was a little chick.

When you're young,

lots of things seem scary that aren't.

Right, like large menacing clowns riding on tiny tricycles.

No, those are still terrifying.

How did we end up in the middle of the woods?

[monster howls]

[both screaming]

Something's wrong.

Buster would never leave a s'more half-built.

Hope they didn't do a walk and talk.

So easy to get lost in the middle of rapid-fire witty dialogue.

[distant screaming]

Babs and Buster are in trouble!

How can you tell?

I've been on enough roller coasters with them

to tell their happy screams from their scared screams.

What do we do?

Follow me!

Let's kick some monster butt.

Should I get Plucky out of the bathroom to help?

- [both] Nah. - We're good.

[grunting]

[sizzling]

Ooh! Ow! Ow!

Curse these heated floors!

[gasps, groans]

Ah.

[automated voice speaking] Foreign object detected.

Initiating dislodging protocol.

Oh, no! [grunts, groans]

[Hamton whimpers]

I'm tough and nothing,

I mean, nothing scares me.

Not even a... a...

[meekly] giant beast who haunted my childhood

who's about to eat my friends.

It's okay to be afraid.

- I'm not afraid! - [crashes]

If there's one thing I know, it's fear,

- and you are definitely afraid... - [growling]

...which is a totally healthy reaction.

[gasps] Babs' rock sculpting charm!

And one for tight ponytail skills.

Oh, no, there's more!

Can you believe she won hardest calluses and softest steps?

What kind of camp skills are those?

[monster growls]

- [Hamton gulps] - [screams]

- [Sweetie] The monster! - [monster roars]

Get away from them, you walking drain clog!

- Uh... - [continues yelling]

Huh?

[screams]

[both scream]

[monster screams]

- Sweetie, stop! You're scaring him. - [blubbers]

What? You're scared of me?

This doesn't make any sense!

We're dealing with a slobbering beast

with yellow teeth and only one thought in its brain,

destroying little Toons like us!

- He can hear everything you're saying. - [monster whimpers]

- He'd attacked me when I was little! - [monster gasps]

[grunting] Nuh-uh! Uh-uh!

- Mmm... - Sounds like walking... trees.

Lots of trees...

- Oh, the woods! - Mmm-hmm.

[birds chirping]

Oh! [giggles]

[young Sweetie hums]

[gasps]

[humming continues]

[gasps, mumbling]

[screaming]

[sobbing]

He was trying to save you from poison ivy! [sobs]

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Itchy.

- Poor Gossamer, he's so misunderstood. [sobs] - [grunts]

He's actually great.

Who do you think saved us from that trap?

[boxing ring bell dings]

Oh, no, those are my traps!

Turns out I was the monster all along.

- [Hamton gasps] - Figuratively, Hamton.

Huh. Oh, okay.

Sorry I judged you before getting to know you.

I made an assumption, and I was really wrong.

- Aw? - Mmm, ah.

I've got good news, and I've got bad news.

Good news is Gossamer is our new friend!

Bad news is,

- last one to the campsite has to clean Plucky's bidet! - [Toons squeal]

Hmm...

Come on! [grunts]

[Gossamer mumbling indistinctly]

Boo!

[all scream]

[Gossamer screams]

- [whimpers] - Hey, now. Aw...

[automated voice speaking] Battery 0%.

- [whirring stops] - [lock clicks]

[wheezes]

[gasps] Oh!

What is this?

- The sweet smell of air. - [Toons laughing distantly]

The distant sounds of old friends.

[all laughing]

[Plucky groans]

Oh, hi, Plucky.

All these faces like dreams from another lifetime.

My friends of old... My friends who...

left me locked in my own bathroom,

never bothering to check on me even once!

Who's this?

Gossamer, our new monster friend from the woods.

Hmm.

Don't even think about using my toilet!

[theme music playing]

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