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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,206 --> 00:00:02,802 HOST: [on TV] Alright, ladies! 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:03,837 Are you ready for the next round? 3 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:04,888 POP: Hm... 4 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,605 Where is everybody? 5 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:07,906 -Out? 6 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,508 -Well, what time is it? 7 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,109 -Almost 11. 8 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:12,645 You've been sleeping a lot lately. 9 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,980 -Yeah, well, it's so quiet back there with you gone. 10 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,882 And why aren't you at school? 11 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:19,051 -No school today. 12 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,720 Something wrong with the boiler. 13 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,921 -[alarm ringing] -The light went on! 14 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:25,057 Get out! Go, go, go! 15 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,426 We're all gonna die! 16 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:28,827 -Day off. 17 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,796 I'm gonna watch "The Price is Right," 18 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,531 "Donahue," maybe some soaps? 19 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,867 -You know, we're paying that school too much. 20 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,601 -School's free. 21 00:00:36,602 --> 00:00:37,670 -Yeah. 22 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,404 Commie nuns! 23 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,605 Alright. 24 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:44,075 I'm gonna give you a real education. 25 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,144 Yeah, get your coat! 26 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:48,947 -Hey, you're... 27 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,782 you're still in your PJ's! 28 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:57,289 -You know, nobody likes a smarty pants. 29 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,224 -But everyone loves pants. 30 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:04,596 [TV game show playing in background] 31 00:01:08,321 --> 00:01:10,403 -[gasps] 32 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,770 Oh! I loves it. 33 00:01:12,807 --> 00:01:14,739 [gasps] 34 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,341 -It's white, Mom. 35 00:01:16,829 --> 00:01:18,845 SUZANNE: Mm-hm? 36 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,111 -Whoa... white! 37 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,847 -[sighs] 38 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,015 -It's fun! 39 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,584 -You look really pretty, Mrs. Critch. 40 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,784 MARY: Oh! SUZANNE: You do! 41 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,287 Nothing but the best for my Maid of Honour. 42 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,456 -Sweet Jesus, the price! 43 00:01:31,457 --> 00:01:32,492 -Oh! 44 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,926 -Maybe the second best will do. 45 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,027 -Stunning! 46 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,161 -Thanks! 47 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,529 -Oh...! 48 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,581 Yes... 49 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,065 I'll pull a couple of other options. 50 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,534 -I likes this one. 51 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,537 -Have you ever modelled? 52 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,739 -Well, as a matter of fact, 53 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,842 I did just get my Glamour Shot done. 54 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,478 -You would be the perfect person to represent our shop 55 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,413 in the "Miss Mall" pageant this afternoon. 56 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,881 We just had a model drop out. 57 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,149 -Oh, I don't know. 58 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,918 I'm a little bit old to be a bride. 59 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:03,221 -A lot of our business is second marriages now. 60 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,756 Please, Madame? 61 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:05,942 -Do it, Mrs. Critch. 62 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,259 I bet you'll win. 63 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,460 -I'll give you... 64 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,762 10 percent off your dress. 65 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,330 -Thirty. 66 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,564 -Twenty-five. 67 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,732 -Deal! 68 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,168 -Deadly! 69 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,302 [giggles] 70 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,371 -Good luck, Mrs. Critch. 71 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,604 I bet it'll be fun. 72 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,805 Bye. 73 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:21,925 -Hmm. 74 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,360 -Take your pick. 75 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:25,510 -Oh, frig off. 76 00:02:25,511 --> 00:02:27,646 I'm not modelling in no stupid fashion show. 77 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,481 -Eh, you wanted a shift, you got one! 78 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,383 Now, if you wanna keep your job, 79 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,186 you're gonna be the It Store's model 80 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,654 in the Miss Mall show, missy! 81 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,859 -And don't miss the glamour later this afternoon 82 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:45,530 as 21 stores compete for the coveted crown 83 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,332 of "Miss Mall"! 84 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,402 And it's all hosted by me, Dick Dunphy. 85 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,972 The best Dick to host a pageant since Clark! 86 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,511 -Look at our youngsters, Mike. 87 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,779 Our dynasties, mingling. 88 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,584 -I don't like to talk about personal stuff at work, alright? 89 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,685 I don't even like to talk about it at home. 90 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,087 It's almost time for the news. 91 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,955 Tell Mike that the top story's in the system. 92 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:17,063 AMANDA: [over headphones] My mom is gonna love you. 93 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,163 -Are you sure we should host? 94 00:03:19,164 --> 00:03:21,901 I mean, why don't we just go to the Kenmount for Chinese? 95 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:22,952 My place is so small- 96 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,502 -[kiss] -Yeah, okay. 97 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,706 -Is it so bad that I wanna show you off? 98 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,341 I mean, I've met your family. 99 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,209 I want you to meet mine. 100 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,712 Come on, it's only a lunch. 101 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,315 -Your dad says the headlines are in there. 102 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,449 -Thanks, Dick. 103 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,385 -You should listen to your father, now! 104 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,519 -Yeah... 105 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,420 Okay. Jeez. 106 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,158 -Where are we going? 107 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,193 -I just want to show you one thing 108 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:52,731 that every Newfoundlander should see before they die. 109 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,068 You can call it a history lesson, if you like. 110 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,669 -Aw, well, just tell me. 111 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,672 Sister Rose probably told us about it in history class. 112 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,840 -Yeah. 113 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,476 Well, the history you learn in school isn't real. 114 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,278 Who discovered Newfoundland? 115 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,547 -John Cabot. 116 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,081 -He didn't discover anything. 117 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:12,986 The Beothuk were here hundreds of years before Cabot's crowd 118 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:14,653 killed them all off. 119 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:19,357 No, history is a story told by villains 120 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,027 to make them look like heroes. 121 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,295 Here. We're here. 122 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,464 Thank you. 123 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:29,834 [bell tolling] 124 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:30,953 -A church? 125 00:04:30,954 --> 00:04:32,372 I mean, you're complaining about nuns 126 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,705 and you took me to a church? 127 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,574 -Who cares about an old church? 128 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,443 It's what's inside that counts. 129 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:42,282 ADULT MARK (V.O.): I'd only ever known Pop 130 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,282 to go to church for funerals. 131 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,984 I couldn't help but worry. 132 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,120 -Uh, it's... 133 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,320 it's really something, Pop. 134 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:49,322 -What is? 135 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,390 -The stained glass windows? 136 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,457 -Eh... 137 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,592 That's not it. 138 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,528 No, we need a key. 139 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,664 And for that, we need Sister Rose. 140 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:01,334 -How's she gonna know we're here? 141 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:04,002 -Oh, she'll know. 142 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:12,544 [playing organ] 143 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:16,748 [sound booming] 144 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,449 -What's all this racket?! 145 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,156 -Hey, how do you know when it's done? 146 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,289 -Just leave it! 147 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,392 Cooking is like a scab. You can't pick at it. 148 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,525 -Delicious. 149 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,294 -[jaunty knock at door] -Uh... 150 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,428 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 151 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:34,366 -[laughs] She's gonna love you. 152 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,533 -Do you? 153 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,602 -Ooh, cool your jets, Romeo. 154 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,105 [jaunty knock at door] 155 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:45,143 -It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss... 156 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,511 Dick? 157 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,580 -Can't have a family gathering without family. 158 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,583 [beer bottles clinking] 159 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,651 -Buddy, you... you can't stay here. 160 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,320 This is gonna be too weird. 161 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,255 AMANDA: No, it's fine! 162 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,690 There's plenty. 163 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,126 [bottle cap pops off and clinks to floor] 164 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,226 [knock at door] 165 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,531 AMANDA: Hi, Mom! 166 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,600 Uh, this is Mike. 167 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:08,733 -Mm-hm. 168 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,202 -And you already know... 169 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,069 Dad. 170 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,739 -"Dad"? 171 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,039 Aw, jeez. 172 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,075 -Come in! 173 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,976 Let's all get to know each other. 174 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:23,314 YVONNE: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 175 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,849 [sighs] 176 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,487 -That organ is sacred. 177 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,792 It is not meant to be played by sinful hands. 178 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:33,559 -Well, these sinful hands had you playing a different tune 179 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,892 when we were young. 180 00:06:34,893 --> 00:06:35,962 -Oh, gross! 181 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,897 -What, pray tell, are you doing in a church? 182 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,831 -Look, you people dropped the ball. 183 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,602 I'm trying to give this boy a real education. 184 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,104 I want to show him the Veiled Virgin. 185 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,338 -Ah! 186 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:51,509 The Veiled Virgin is Giovanni Strazza's greatest work! 187 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,910 It is priceless. 188 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,714 It is under lock and key, and not, uh, 189 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,716 some fairground amusement for you to- 190 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,385 -But Pop says it's the one thing 191 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,916 every Newfoundlander should see before they die. 192 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,588 -Listen... 193 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,390 Help an old friend look like a big shot 194 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,727 in front of his grandson. 195 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:13,598 Let him have a peek. 196 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:14,634 -Well... 197 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:18,269 just a peek. 198 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,737 -Hmm. 199 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:26,811 [keys jingling] 200 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,581 -Hello, beautiful. [chuckles] 201 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,622 YVONNE: So, you, uh... 202 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,424 you live with your parents? 203 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,460 -Well... 204 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,093 I mean, they don't own it. 205 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,028 It's, uh... 206 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,029 it's kind of a company house. 207 00:07:47,486 --> 00:07:49,568 -Okay... 208 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,169 Mike works real hard, Mom. 209 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:52,305 He's very independent. 210 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,572 [footsteps overhead] 211 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,040 MIKE SR: [through floor] Mike? 212 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,107 Mike! 213 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,375 -Who's that? 214 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,576 -His father. 215 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,112 [quietly] I'm not here! 216 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,114 -Yeah, Dad? 217 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,983 MIKE SR: Dick bailed on the fashion show! 218 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:04,984 -Oh, yeah. 219 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,217 MIKE SR: Can you do it? 220 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,253 -Can't. Got plans. 221 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,255 MIKE SR: Friggin' Dick Dunphy, arsed it up again! 222 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,525 -Took the afternoon off. 223 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,059 Family first, wha? 224 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:21,067 -The Veiled Virgin. -[soft, angelic music] 225 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:25,603 The most priceless piece of art in all of Newfoundland. 226 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,138 -Wow. 227 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,808 SISTER ROSE: The veil is carved up marble, 228 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:34,345 yet it gives the appearance of being translucent. 229 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,914 It's what makes it priceless. 230 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:40,284 -Well, it was made by a man, so there's always a price. 231 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,452 [angelic music stops] 232 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,653 -Good day. 233 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,089 -Hmm! 234 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,141 Mm... Hmph. 235 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,611 -I... 236 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,562 I can't thank you enough, Rosie. 237 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,231 You made an old man very happy. 238 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,100 So... 239 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:58,236 for old times. 240 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,604 Mm-hm. 241 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,974 -[Pop clears throat] -[keys jingle] 242 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,275 -Mm-hm... 243 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,112 -Well, I... 244 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,647 I'd best be going. 245 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,582 I have to prepare for mass. 246 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,983 -Thank you, Sister. 247 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,418 -We'll, uh, see ourselves out. 248 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,788 [chuckles] 249 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,256 -Well, you were right, Pop. 250 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,591 That was pretty cool. 251 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,992 -Well, that's not it. 252 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,460 [jingles keys] 253 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,512 -Pop! 254 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,647 -[chuckles] 255 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,130 Alright, now... 256 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:29,200 I'm gonna show you something truly priceless. 257 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,701 Come on. 258 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,307 [sighs] 259 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,210 [bottle cap pops off and clinks to floor] 260 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,213 -So... 261 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,615 you seein' anyone, or...? 262 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,383 -Amanda, why is he here?! 263 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,053 - She didn't invite him. 264 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,287 -I had a right. 265 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,472 -To what? 266 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,324 -To know why you didn't tell me I had a daughter. 267 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,292 -I barely knew you. 268 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,827 -Well... 269 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,496 isn't it nice? 270 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,097 Having everyone together? 271 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,600 -Oh... enough of this! 272 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:03,719 [sighs] 273 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,637 Amanda, I know I was hard on you. 274 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,038 -Ya think? 275 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,709 -I just didn't want you making the same mistakes I did. 276 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,644 -Mike is not a mistake, Mom. 277 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,679 -I never said he was. 278 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,465 You said that you wanted a year off 279 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,617 to try to "figure things out." 280 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,985 Now it is time to stop this foolishness 281 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,354 and go to university. 282 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,958 -I mean, are... 283 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,928 are you saying that she was just using us 284 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,396 to get back at you? 285 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,531 Oh, come on! 286 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,800 Babe, that's not true, right? 287 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:45,009 [upbeat, wholesome music] 288 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:49,748 ? 289 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,549 [harp music sting] 290 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:52,684 -Oh... 291 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,785 [rock music sting] 292 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,522 -You look really pretty, Mrs. Critch. 293 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,891 -So do you. 294 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,960 It's a... real ensemble. 295 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,962 -Yeah, I know, everyone else gets to look pretty 296 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,596 and I have to look like a dork. 297 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,867 -Well, to be honest, I feel a little out of place myself. 298 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,835 I think I'm the oldest one here. 299 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,770 -Yeah. Yeah, you are. 300 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,605 Uh, but... 301 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,808 you're also the prettiest. 302 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,444 ANNOUNCER: [on PA] Attention, models! 303 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,478 -Oh, it's starting. 304 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,613 ANNOUNCER: Two minutes till show time! 305 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,046 FOX: Okay. 306 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,916 [Mary clears throat] 307 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,452 -Um, by the way... 308 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,889 I thought it was really cool how you owned that guy 309 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,122 at the store back there. 310 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,757 -Thanks. 311 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,393 You have to stand up for yourself. 312 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,829 You know, us ducklings, we have to stick together. 313 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,566 'Cause those swans have really big necks. 314 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:45,003 -[chuckles] 315 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,188 Okay. 316 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,744 -Where are we going? 317 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,412 -To the top. 318 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,280 -[sighs] I don't know, Pop. 319 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,916 -Well, it's a long way, but it's worth it. 320 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,851 -So, what's up there? 321 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,322 -The greatest treasure in all of Newfoundland. 322 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,425 -Onwards. 323 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,427 [Pop chuckles] 324 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,629 ? 325 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,800 ? 326 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,036 -[breathing heavily] Oh... 327 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,905 Oh... there you go. 328 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,974 This is it. Hah. 329 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:27,679 [breathing heavily] 330 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,781 -Are you okay? 331 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,832 -Oh! Heh... 332 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,115 I just... 333 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,417 I need to catch my breath. 334 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:37,922 Oh, it was a lot easier when I was a b'y. 335 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,357 We used to sneak up here during mass. 336 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,492 [chuckles] 337 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,027 -Well, where are we? 338 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:46,197 -Behind the clock face here. 339 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,267 Hickory, Dickory, Dock. 340 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,935 [sighs] 341 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,873 Time's moving on a bit too fast for me these days. 342 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,976 I'm beginning to run out of it. 343 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,644 -Don't talk like that. 344 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,146 -Ah, you know, I... 345 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,950 I'm sorry I've been a bit "off" lately. 346 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,885 -You're just tired. 347 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:12,590 -Ah, listen to me, now. 348 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:17,361 I want to tell you some things before I forget them myself. 349 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:21,466 I want you to remember them for me. 350 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,568 -I never forgot a single thing you ever told me. 351 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,938 -Good. 352 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:34,512 There's one last thing that I want to show you. 353 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,381 It's up there. 354 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,583 -No way. 355 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,451 -Trust me. 356 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,453 It's worth it. 357 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,121 [Mark exhales] 358 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,992 [indistinct chatter] 359 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,328 -Welcome to the Miss Mall pageant. 360 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:54,932 I'm your emcee, VOCM's Mike Critch. 361 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,435 Dick Dunphy could not be here due to a... 362 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,470 family emergency. 363 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,005 He says. 364 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,140 -Frig sake, Mike! 365 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,677 MIKE SR: First up, we have Vanessa from Reitmans... 366 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,079 [applause] 367 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,183 -Vanessa is wearing a, uh, dark dress. 368 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,918 Not too warm, by the look of it. 369 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,722 You'd certainly need a coat with that or you'd freeze to death. 370 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,522 Reitmans. 371 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:22,627 Next up we have Jennifer from the It Store. 372 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,095 -You know what? 373 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,696 I've decided I'm not doing this. 374 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,332 -What? Yes, you are. 375 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,467 Get out there! 376 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,035 MIKE SR: We have Jennifer from the It Store. 377 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,570 [applause and cheering] 378 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,106 -No. 379 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,375 -Uh, I'm not sure what the It Store sells, 380 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,778 but whatever "it" is, it will be worn by... 381 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,013 Jennifer! 382 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,283 -Please just get out there. The owner is here. 383 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,751 -Maybe I should get paid more for this. 384 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,354 -You little mobster. 385 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,821 Fine. 386 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,790 Five cents an hour more. 387 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,625 -[mouths "No."] 388 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,827 -Ten. 389 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,529 -That's the It Store, going once... 390 00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,897 Going twice... 391 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,733 Going... 392 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,078 -Fine. Ten cents an hour. 393 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,135 Now, go! 394 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,739 [applause] 395 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:08,940 -Hello, Fox. 396 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,207 -[applause] -Woo! 397 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,143 MIKE SR: Uh, and she's wearing a... 398 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,946 it looks to be a hat covered in bird poop on it, 399 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,748 and a shirt that says... 400 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:17,948 I'm not saying that. 401 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,417 The It Store! 402 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,218 [applause] 403 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,088 MIKE SR: And next we have Mary from the Model Shop. 404 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,758 [applause and cameras clicking] 405 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,877 -Mary! 406 00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:29,929 -Oh! 407 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,297 WOMAN: Oh, she's gorgeous! 408 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,299 -Uh... full disclosure, ladies and gentlemen, 409 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,634 I am related to this model. 410 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,102 -Only by marriage. 411 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,436 [laughter] 412 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,171 -Well, it's a bit more than that! 413 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,773 -Well, truth be told... 414 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,949 he's my ex-boyfriend! 415 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,343 [laughter] 416 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,645 -Uh, actually, she's my current wife. 417 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,183 I don't know if they can crown a "Mrs. Mall," 418 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,318 but, uh, that's Mary from the Model Shop. 419 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,987 [applause and cheering] 420 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,755 -Can we talk? 421 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:01,058 -So you were just using me? 422 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,729 -I think I knows what's on the go here. 423 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,464 "Parent Trap." 424 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,867 You're trying to get me and your mudder back together. 425 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:09,902 -[sighs] 426 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,335 -You know, all my life, 427 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,404 I had to make up this version of you. 428 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,207 Mom just said you were a loser, but... 429 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,410 she never gave you a chance to be a dad. 430 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:23,181 And when I did, you bailed. 431 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,682 And even then, I still wanted to get to know you. 432 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,452 -So... why... why drag me into this? 433 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,256 -Mom was so mad when I took the job at the station. 434 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,358 And then I saw you and... 435 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,959 you were so cute. 436 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,046 And... 437 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,662 I just thought... 438 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,732 "If I date him, it'll really piss her off." 439 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,301 -Hm. Nice. 440 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,403 -I didn't wanna get too close. 441 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,971 But I did. 442 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,608 And then I realized... 443 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,245 I love you. 444 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,248 And I didn't think I'd like the job either, 445 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,648 but I do, Mom. 446 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,249 A lot. 447 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,651 I mean, I guess it's... 448 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,487 in my blood. 449 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,822 I love it. 450 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,690 -I love you, too, honey. 451 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,925 -Oh... 452 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,993 I'm done. 453 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,530 I can't protect you anymore. 454 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,199 The harder I try, the more I push you away. 455 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,534 -It... 456 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,469 sounds to me like you raised a... 457 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,240 a very brave and strong young lady. 458 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,474 -Thanks, b'y. 459 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,746 -So, you don't hate me? 460 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,949 -The very opposite. 461 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:37,255 ? 462 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,757 -A toast. 463 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,826 To second chances. 464 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,430 -That wine is terrible. 465 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,366 Could I please have a beer? 466 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,235 -That you can. 467 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,038 [bottle clinking] 468 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,040 [bottle cap pops off] 469 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,707 [clinks to floor] 470 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,745 -Are you surprised to see me? 471 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,679 -Pleasantly. 472 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,315 You look just as stunning as the first time, 473 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,753 and I'm just as speechless. 474 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,222 Oh, this the one? 475 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,725 Uh... 476 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,861 whatever happens... 477 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,198 there's only one winner here for me today. 478 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,235 -Pop? 479 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,673 -Ah... I can't go any further. 480 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,943 You're gonna have to go the rest of the way alone, but... 481 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,212 I'll be right here, watching. 482 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:44,622 [inspiring music] 483 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:50,427 ? 484 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:55,633 ? 485 00:18:55,635 --> 00:19:00,638 ? 486 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,807 ? 487 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,976 POP: Keep going! 488 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,113 There's a hatch! 489 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:14,185 ? 490 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,587 POP: Keep goin'. I'm here. 491 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:21,392 ? 492 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,993 POP: Lift it... 493 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,197 What I want you to see is on the other side. 494 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,833 ? 495 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,409 [inspirational music] 496 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,843 POP: What do you see? 497 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,812 -The whole city! 498 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,149 The ocean... 499 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,351 [laughs incredulously] 500 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,487 It's beautiful! 501 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,089 POP: Man made this church, 502 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,625 but God made that view. 503 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:58,162 Now, that is priceless! 504 00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,830 It's all yours. 505 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:00,899 That's it. 506 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,500 That's all I've got to leave you. 507 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,170 You know, history is someone else's life. 508 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,739 The future? 509 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:15,812 That's your story to write. 510 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,949 Do you get it? 511 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,350 -Yeah, Pop. 512 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,220 I... I think I do! 513 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,522 -Class dismissed. 514 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,792 ADULT MARK (V.O.): Time feels endless... 515 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,862 until that one day when it doesn't. 516 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,930 And it's when that day comes, 517 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,534 when time suddenly has a clock on it, 518 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,337 that the decisions you make about how to spend it 519 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,471 become much more important. 520 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,941 [seagulls calling] 521 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:48,012 ? 522 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,482 ADULT MARK (V.O.): There should be no regrets in life . 523 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,817 Just lessons. 524 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,918 [applause] 525 00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:56,688 ADULT MARK (V.O.): We're never too old 526 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,156 to learn something new about ourselves. 527 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:02,559 [applause] 528 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,961 ? 529 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:06,698 ADULT MARK (V.O.): And never too young 530 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,632 to teach someone a lesson. 531 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,536 ? 532 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,172 ADULT MARK (V.O.): But sometimes, 533 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,907 the one who gains the most from the lesson 534 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,042 is the teacher. 535 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:28,385 ? 536 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:34,592 ? 537 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:40,997 ? 538 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:46,069 ? 539 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,541 ? 540 00:21:50,591 --> 00:21:55,141 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34478

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