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[narrator 2]
Brought to you by Mirror World.
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Need a mirror?
Where are you gonna go? Someplace else?
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We're Mirror World.
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[? lo-fi electronic music
playing]
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- [clicks]
- [? music concludes]
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[yawns]
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5:00 a.m., why am I awake?
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[footsteps approaching]
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What's happening?
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[yawns] Good morning.
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I'm up at 5:00 a.m.,
like you asked,
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to take you to the salon for
your big haircut before school.
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Oh, yeah.
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I usually get my hair cut on a Friday
afternoon, and it always looks hecka fresh.
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But come Monday morning,
it never looks as good.
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But now,
thanks to Harriet Trimble
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creating this new early-morning
hair appointment,
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I can finally walk into school
rocking my salon-quality cut.
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See you in an hour or so!
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Maybe 90 minutes! Whoo!
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- Beryl time.
- [tune playing over phone]
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That was quick.
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Seven minutes.
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The entire haircut took...
seven minutes.
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She wasn't even looking at me.
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Her kids were running around,
she was gossiping on the phone,
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baking muffins,
totally distracted.
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You're all set!
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I don't think
it looks very good.
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Mama? Mama!
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Look what they did
to your only child!
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Well, sweetie,
I think you look good.
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[scoffs]
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Did you want to go back in,
tell her to fix it?
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Oh, I don't want to be
that person.
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[stammers] Oh, I asked
for my eggs over easy
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and these are over medium.
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And can you send them back
and make it the way I wanted?
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No.
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Let's just go.
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Seven minutes? [scoffs]
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[? pensive music playing]
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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Maybe if I do this.
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[groans] Okay,
maybe if I push it all back.
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[sighs] No.
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Maybe if I did a little swoop.
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[sighs] No.
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[groans] What did she do to me?
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It's not right, Beryl!
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Wait, what?
What are we doing here?
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You're going to school.
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Looking like this?
With this? On my head?
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Mom. Mom! I look crazy!
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Kiff, I have to get to work.
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That's fine. I'll hang out
in the car all day. Let's go.
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Kiff.
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I guess it's a standoff then.
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[laughs]
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Everyone knows.
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- [laughing]
- Look at them. [gasps]
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This hat hides nothing.
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[slurps]
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They can see it. [pants]
They can see it in my eyes.
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[grunts]
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Hi, Kiff!
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Oh, is that Beryl's sun hat?
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It is. But I can't tell you
why I'm wearing it.
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Okay, I respect your boundaries.
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Keep in mind,
this was almost 100 years
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before the great rubber boom,
so trampoline insurance was,
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um, uh,
still very affordable.
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Kiff, will you please
remove your hat?
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I can't.
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I have a condition.
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[grunts] Fine.
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[Miss Deer Teacher]
That one, too.
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Look at them, Barry.
Pretending they don't notice.
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Almost makes it worse.
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What's happening?
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Seriously? You too, Barry?
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You're not going to acknowledge
the elephant in the room?
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Do we have a new student?
An elephant?
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Barry! My new haircut!
It looks terrible!
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It does?
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I see it now!
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What are you doing?
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Kiff and I have to go
to the bathroom!
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I've heard of
synchronized swimming,
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but synchronized tinkling?
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Oh, this haircut is a nightmare.
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Let's go back
and have her fix it.
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No.
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I'm worried that
if I go in there and try to explain, I'm...
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I'm not gonna be nice.
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[pants] And I don't want to be
all hot-headed and mad.
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I don't want to yell at anybody.
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Sit tight,
there's something I gotta do.
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Oh, here we go.
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[man] Hello.
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Is this Cam Lensington,
professional photographer?
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[Cam] It is, yeah.
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Okay, can you help me
make my friend feel better about her bad haircut?
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[Cam] How?
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Um, I was thinking
you would, like, "discover her" on the street
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and just tell her
she has amazing hair.
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[Cam] Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I charge 20 nuts for that.
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Okay, hold on.
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Hey, Sweepy!
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Is 20 nuts a fair price
to have a professional participate in a ruse?
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- Oh, that's a good deal.
- Let's do this.
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[bell rings]
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Uh, Kiff, sorry, I need
something out of my backpack.
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[sighs] Okay, be quick.
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Wow, what a great haircut
you have.
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Uh, what?
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Uh, oh, sorry,
I'm a professional photographer and, uh...
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[chuckles] I know a great
head of hair when I see one.
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Oh, wow.
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Really? Me?
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Yeah, how about a picture?
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I think that hairdo could make
the cover of Haircut Quarterly,
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which is a magazine, a real one.
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Huh.
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All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe it's not so bad.
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[whispers] Thank you.
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I knew it!
It's my horrible haircut!
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[cries]
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What the heck, Cam?
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I don't understand. I...
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[laughs] Oh, I see what happened.
This is my jokey joke camera.
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See? [laughs]
It was a gag gift from my wife.
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Shame on you and your wife.
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[pants]
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[cries]
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[gasps]
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I'm out of options, Bar.
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I must return to the salon
and ask Harriet to fix...
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[grunts] ...this.
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[inhales, exhales]
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[clears throat] Harriet!
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There's something I'd like
to discuss with you. [chuckles]
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Just a sec, hon.
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You got this.
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What are you...
What are you doin'?
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Oh, I do this after work.
Go over all my amazing haircuts.
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And even though
they're all amazing,
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I- I always know I can do
a little better tomorrow.
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That's how dedicated I am
to my job.
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Are you dedicated to this?
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Look at it!
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Oh, it's you.
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I'm sorry to be yelling.
I don't want to be yelling,
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but this haircut
is ruining my life!
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I am so glad you came back
because there's something I need to tell you.
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Kiff, there never was a haircut.
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What?
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[gasps] Plot twist!
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Ooh, muffins.
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I only realized it
after you left.
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There was no hair on the floor.
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I was so distracted during
our early morning time slot
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that none of my snips ever made
contact with your hair.
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And look... computer enhance...
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I'm not even using scissors.
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I'm just using my fingers
and making snip-snip noises with my mouth.
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Mm, Kiff's hair looks the same.
I see it now.
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Well, I'll be darned.
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I must thank you, Kiff,
for showing me that 6:00 a.m.
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is too early to give anyone
a proper haircut.
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You're welcome.
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Now...
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how about we do this for real?
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[? emotional opera music
playing]
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[? music ends]
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Now that's...
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what I'm talking about!
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[chuckles] Fresh lettuce alert!
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You're an artist, Harriet.
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[? heroic orchestral music
playing]
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[? music ends]
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[? theme music playing]
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[? theme music concludes]
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