Original subtitles

Gilligan, I've got a bite!

Where?

What do you mean "Where"? Out there!

Gilligan!

Hey, skipper. I got a bite, too.

That's my bite!

No, it's my bite.

Looks like My bite got bitten.

Don't just stand there! Help me get him off the hook!

Hey, skipper? Looks like a square halibut.

Very funny.

Where do you suppose This came from?

It's a briefcase. It looks like It's just been arrested.

Might as well Throw it back.

No, don't throw it away! It might be something Of value.

What, this piece of junk?

Look what's Stamped on it.

Hey, skipper, You are right. It is valuable.

"Genuine cowhide."

* just sit right back, And you'll hear a tale *

* a tale of a fateful trip *

* that started From this tropic port *

* aboard this tiny ship *

* the mate was A mighty sailin' man *

* the skipper brave and sure *

* 5 passengers set sail that day For a 3-hour tour *

* a 3-hour tour *

[thunder]

* the weather started Getting rough *

* the tiny ship was tossed *

* if not for the courage Of the fearless crew *

* the minnow would be lost, The minnow would be lost *

* the ship's aground On the shore of this *

* uncharted desert isle *

* with gilligan *

* the skipper, too *

* the millionaire and his wife *

* the movie star *

* the professor and mary ann *

* here on Gilligan's isle *

What a fantastic Stroke of luck.

I think this attache case May lead to our rescue.

Well, but, professor, We don't even know What's it in yet.

Well, what's inside Doesn't matter.

The case itself May get us home.

We go sailing home In that, it's going to be Standing room only.

Well, it was Obviously handcuffed To a secret agent.

I'm convinced that it contains Vital state department secrets,

And washington Will spare no expense In tracking it down.

I can't Believe it!

Imagine being rescued After all this time.

Oh, thurston, It sounds too good To be true!

Pinch me, lovey, So I know it isn't A dream,

But not too hard. I bruise easily.

Professor, open it, Open it, open it!

Oh, on the contrary. If the government Finds it open,

We'd all be In serious trouble.

No, I'm convinced This case is top secret.

Well, then turn it over And open it there.

Maybe the bottom Isn't secret.

Professor, open it! I'm dying of curiosity.

Oh, so am I!

[all talking at once]

Listen! I know It's human nature To be curious,

But we've simply Got to forget About this case.

Now I want you all To promise me By saying aye.

Aye. Aye.

Aye. Aye.

Aye. Ay-yi-yi!

I've gotta figure out What's in that case!

Gilligan! Would you go to sleep?

I can't, skipper. Didn't you hear The professor say

It's human nature To be curious?

Yeah, well, What's human nature Got to do with you?

Forget about that case And go to sleep.

There could be anything In that case.

For the last time, Go to sleep!

I saw a movie about A secret agent once.

He had A special briefcase.

He pushed a button, And out came A machine gun.

[imitating gun fire] Cut that out!

And then he pulled out This little stopper, And...

[whistling]

His briefcase Inflated into An aircraft carrier.

His briefcase inflated Into an aircraft carrier?

I suppose his billfold Opened up into a plane.

You saw The same movie, huh?

Gilligan, will you Cut that out?

Now we all agreed To leave that briefcase alone.

Now go to sleep! Uh-huh.

But I'd sure Like to sneak over To the professor's hut

And take a peek Inside it.

You'll do no such thing!

Now forget that case, And that's an order! Do you read me?

Aye, aye, skipper. Goodnight.

Goodnight!

Aircraft carriers, Machine guns...Heh!

Comic book stuff!

Of course, A few years ago...

Ships to the moon and all, That was comic book stuff.

Robots and... Rocket ships to mars...

Gilligan, Don't just lie there!

Let's go over To the professor's hut And take a peek.

Where are you going, Ginger?

No place. No place?

Well, I was A little hungry,

And I thought I'd make myself

A peanut butter And briefcase sandwich.

I mean--

What you mean is You're as curious

About what's In that briefcase As I am.

What do you suppose Is in it?

You know, dear, I suppose I'm very silly,

But I do Want to know What's in that case.

In that case, What are we waiting for?

Oh!

What on earth Are you doing In that odd getup?

Put out a saucer Of milk, mother. The cat burglar prowls again!

Aah!

Shh! You wanna wake up The professor?

Don't worry, skipper. You won't hear A peep out of me.

[peep]

Gilligan!

That wasn't me Peeping, skipper. That was him.

[peeping]

Shh!

You'd think by this time Of the night,

He'd be too pooped To peep.

I guess the professor Put the cage

On top of the briefcase, Probably figuring

That the birds Will make noise.

How about that! A watchbird.

Yes, gilligan. Come on now, Quietly.

You step up on the stool And lift the birdcage,

And I'll grab The briefcase.

Yeah, right.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Who's there?

Me, professor.