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* just sit right back And you'll hear a tale *

* a tale of a fateful trip *

* that started From this tropic port *

* aboard this tiny ship *

* the mate was A mighty sailin' man *

* the skipper brave and sure *

* five passengers Set sail that day *

* for a three hour tour A three hour tour *

[thunder rumbling]

* the weather started Getting rough *

* the tiny ship was tossed *

* if not for the courage Of the fearless crew *

* the minnow would be lost The minnow would be lost *

* the ship set ground On the shore *

* of this uncharted Desert isle *

* with gilligan The skipper too *

* the millionaire and his wife *

* the movie star *

* the professor and mary ann *

* here on gilligan's isle **

[pleasant music]

Skipper!

Skipper!

Skipper!

What is it, gilligan? What have you got there?

I don't know but it's Puttin' up a terrible fight.

Here. Let me help you.

[grunting]

Well, don't let it bite you When you take the hook out.

Skipper, look.

Look, gilligan! A crate of food!

This is great!

After having coconuts for so Long, anything'd be a treat.

Yes!

(together) Coconuts.

Well, at least we've got Some newspapers to read.

Maybe we can fill up On the food ads.

Hey, gilligan, that's A honolulu newspaper.

Well, listen to this.

I can't believe it! It's about us.

I haven't talked to any Reporters lately. Have you?

"Survivors of the minnow, Which left honolulu

"Immediately After the murder

Are being sought For questioning."

Murder?

"All other suspects have been Cleared, and it's believed

"That one of the seven persons Aboard the missing minnow

Is the killer."

Skipper. I got it!

- I know who did the murder. - you know who did it?

- the butler. - we don't have a butler.

I used to watch everything on tv And it was always the butler.

- we don't have a butler. - case of the wrinkled minks.

Everyone thought the maid was Guilty, but it was the butler.

Gilligan--

He didn't look Like a murderer

But that didn't fool Perry mason.

He whispered something to drake, Who ran out of the courtroom.

Gilligan, we don't have--

Then he ran right back in And whispered to mr. Mason.

Mr. Mason stood up And pointed his finger

At the butler and said, "There is your murderer."

Alright, gilligan, It is the butler.

We don't have a butler.

That's what I've been Trying to tell you.

Oh, yeah.

Sit down and try And reason this thing out.

Now, what's happened In every murder case

That you ever Read about?

- somebody gets killed. - right!

Gilligan, I give up.

Don't worry, I got a few ideas.

We've to look for the most Innocent-looking person.

That person Will be guilty.

- the most innocent-looking? - yeah.

And which one of us Might that be?

It's the professor, Naturally.

He's the most innocent-looking Person, so he's gotta be guilty.

The professor wouldn't Kill a fly, gilligan.

Yeah, he's saving up his Strength to kill people.

I'm gonna sneak out And warn the others.

No, you're not.

We're going over and talking To the professor together.

That way, I'll prove to you That he's not a killer.

Oh, gentlemen, You're just in time.

We are?

- we gotta get out of here. - oh, wait, gilligan.

I wanna show you How this operates.

Especially since I designed it for you.

- me? - is that what I think it is?

A guillotine? Yes.

And believe me.

It's going to eliminate A lot of manpower.

I believe you.

Watch how simple it's going To be to chop coconuts.

And it never misses.

We'll see you Later, professor.

I think my little buddy here has Developed kind of a sore throat.

I can take care of that.

Never mind.

- are you alright, little buddy? - I think so, skipper.

- skipper, mary ann and ginger.. - what about them?

We gotta warn them About the professor.

Well, we have no proof that The professor is the murderer.

Oh no?

Who else here on the island Owns a loaded guillotine?

- oh, good, we got here in time. - in time for what?

We've something Important to tell you.

Now, wait a minute, gilligan. Let's not get all excited.

I mean, it's very possible, You know, that we..

- what are you girls cooking? - poison.

- poison? - poison?

Yeah, we found some wild Oleander on the island.

Oleanders?

Well, but, girls, That stuff can be deadly.

So we heard.

Keep stirring, mary ann, Otherwise it'll spoil.

Yeah, spoiled poison Can be very bad for you.

Would you mind telling us what You're making the poison for?

To get rid of the mice Around the huts.

To get rid of the.. Did you hear that, gilligan?

To get rid of the mice Around the hut.

- oh, really? - 'that's right.'

If it works, we're gonna get rid Of some other horrible creatures

Around here, too.

Oh, what was it You wanted to tell us?

Oh, never mind, ginger. We'll see you later, girls.

Gilligan, what are you doing?

Trying to keep from getting Killed while I'm still alive.

For goodness sakes, Will you forget it?

Well, what about the professor And his guillotine?

The professor made that To split open the coconuts.

We've got to believe that Until we can prove otherwise.

It's gonna be pretty hard To prove otherwise

When your head's rolling Around the basket.

- will you take it easy? - how about mary ann and ginger?

Making soup out of Poisoned flowers.

We're not sure the girls Were making soup.

Skipper, when I go, I want The flowers on the outside

Not on the inside.

- will you take it easy? - don't forget, skipper.

Before we were shipwrecked, we Didn't know any of these people.

That's right. We don't know Anything about the professor?

What he is, Where he's from?

He might not even be A professor.

What about ginger And mary ann?

They say they're girls, But how do we know?

You better see Your eye doctor.

It might be A very clever disguise.

Forget it, sherlock.

Maybe the paper'll Give us some other clue.

Let's see, it says here

They're looking For the witnesses

In the blake murder case.

They've shed No light on the.."

[mumbling]

Skipper, does it say How mr. Blake was killed?

Yes, gilligan. He was killed With a speargun.

The kind of gun You use under water.

That's it. We need to find Who can shoot a speargun

And we got the murderer.

To fire a speargun, all you need Is a finger on the trigger.

Oh! The professor and the girls Are still good suspects.

They got fingers.

Gilligan, please. I'm trying to think.

Me too.

We have three suspects.

- the howells are innocent. - that's one nice thing.

The only thing they'd be Guilty of is having money.

That's right. And another thing is if..

Wait a minute, gilligan.

How do we know the Howells are that rich?

They had a whole Trunkful of money.

But how do we know They didn't steal it?

When you're that rich, You don't have to steal.

Gilligan, I think all that fancy Rich talk is just a front.

I'll bet maybe The howells are the killers.

I don't see any evidence. Let's go.

Gilligan, start looking For something

That will tie them in With the blake murder case.

Letters, diary, notes... Something.

Oh! Gilligan.

Look, little buddy, Look what I found.

A gun.

Mr. Howell never told us He had one of these.

I think I found something. Feels like a newspaper.

Good going! You know how criminals are.

They like to see their Names in the paper.

- where'd you find this? - mr. Howell's pants' pockets.

Well, it says..

"Survivors of the minnow.."

For goodness sakes, you didn't Find this in howell's pocket

You found it in my pocket!

- shh. - me shh?

You're the one who's doing All the shouting.

Teddy bear fell off. I'll go get it.

- thank you. - you're welcome.

- gilligan! - who said that?

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Gilligan, be quiet.

What was that, dear?

- I didn't say anything. - oh.

I was just Talking to gilligan.

Gilligan?

And the skipper!

I didn't hear anybody knock. Did you, thurston?

What are you two doing here?

Well, mr. And mrs. Howell, It's just the idea..

...W-we thought we saw A wild animal run in here.

- oh, good gracious! - what was it?

- a lion. - a bear.

Don't you even know which?

- it was a bear. - a lion.

- it was a bear lion. - bear lion?

- yeah. - yeah.

I think he Went out this way!

Here, kitty, kitty. Here, lion.

Inadequate Police protection.

[thinking] Somebody on the island A murderer?

Who?

Mary ann? Ginger? Mr. Howell? The professor?

[skipper thinking] Five people. And one of them a killer.

Which one?

What if it isn't any of them?

What if it's.. Could it be?

Skipper?

How well do I Really know him?

Three women, two men.

Wait a minute!

What about gilligan?

What do I really know About gilligan?

Am I sleeping in the Same room with the killer?

Sure, skipper calls me His little buddy.

But what does that prove?

Gilligan, his bungling, that Disarming grin on his face.

Could it all be an act?

Behind his laughing blue eyes Is there a loaded revolver

Ready to kill me In my sleep?

Is gilligan Really gilligan?

Or a master criminal Capable of slaying me

Right here in the middle Of the night?

Maybe he thinks I know too much.

Ridiculous! Gilligan Couldn't be that smart.

On the other hand, if he Thought I suspected him

He might decide..

I'm getting out of here.

I know one thing.

If I'm gonna be killed in my Sleep,I wanna be awake.

[snoring]

[pleasant music]

Toodle-doo, little buddy.

[exclaiming]

Put that down!

Skipper, don't kill me. Please don't kill me.

I'm not gonna kill you. Or anybody else.

- can I put my hands down? - yes, of course you can.

Oh, little buddy, look. We got all worked up last night.

What with the murder And everything.

Well, it's Broad daylight now.

What I'm trying to say is..

- I'm sorry. - me, too, skipper.

I feel bad about Not trusting you.

I know you're not guilty.

And I know You're not guilty.

Shall we start working Back on the case again?

Yes, I've given it A lot of thought.

Yeah, me too.

And seems to me the obvious Suspect is still the butler.

Gilligan, how many times Must I tell you.

There's no butler On this island!

Upstairs maid?

How could there be? We don't have any upstairs.

I guess I'll just have To cross her out

Do you have any ideas Who killed randolph blake?

Of course, with everybody Acting so suspicious

It's really hard To tell, but..

Say, maybe that newspaper Clipping will give us a clue.

That's funny. It's gone!

Maybe somebody else Is wearing your pants.

Please, gilligan, This is no time for jokes.

If the murderer picks up The clipping

And learns we're on his trail, Do you now what can happen?

- no. What? - we could get killed!

- dead? - dead!

Lovey, you know I take my stroll At precisely 9 o'clock.

Yes, but I can't Find a parasol.

No wonder you can't. This place is in such disorder.

Yes, I know.

Those girls have been lax About taking care of our huts.

Well, that's one thing I cannot tolerate.

Remind me to cut Their salary.

But, darling, you don't Pay them anything.

Remind me not to give them Their christmas bonus.

Look at this. Polo mallet upside down.

Swagger stick not Tilted toward oxford.

Newspapers All over the place.

"Survivors of the minnow sought In the blake murder case."

Oh, isn't that marvelous!

That's the first newspaper Delivered since we arrived here.

Must have fallen out of The skipper's pocket last night.

You know, I wanted to Talk to you about that.

I can't remember Inviting them last evening.

'"Officials trace killer To the minnow.'

"Believe one of the seven Aboard is responsible

For the death Of randolph blake."

You see, I was right.

I haven't invited them In over a week.

Lovey!

There's a murderer here On this island.

Professor! Professor! Look, we've gotta talk to you.

Ah! Mr. And mrs. Howell.

You're just in time to see My marvelous new invention.

- it's a guillotine for-- - a guillotine?

- for chopping? - exactly. Watch.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Oh, isn't that magnificent?

Isn't that magnificent? Notice how neatly it..

I don't see why we have to make Up the howell's hut everyday.

Oh, we don't have to, but I like To be helpful and thoughtful.

After all, when we get Off the island

Mr. Howell owns A movie studio.

Ginger. Look!

Murder? They think one Of us is a murderer!

Where do we go? Where do we hide?

The professor. He'll protect us.

Professor! We've gotta talk to you.

Girls! I've been Waiting for you.

[screaming]

Why, it's just A guillotine that I..

Well, I should be thanked For making the task easier.

You girls have been complaining About splitting coconuts and..

- murder? - don't come any closer.

I'll scream.

So that's why everyone's Been acting so strangely.

How're we supposed to act With a murderer loose?

Especially if He has a head chopper.

No one will ever use that For anything but coconuts.

- what about that story? - what if he's on this island?

Well, certainly there's Cause for concern.

On the other hand

It's difficult to think of One of us as a killer.

- what are we supposed to do? - well, mary ann.

Mustn't lose faith.

Simple matter of Trusting each other.

We must not be suspicious.

Agreed?

Okay.

- I agree. - I agree, too.

I agree too.

I agree.

- agreed. - uh, both of us.

Ladies and gentlemen, This has got to stop.

We've all reached a point where We're afraid of our own shadow.

Exactly! What are we gonna do? We can't go on living like this.

Only one thing to do. Put our cards on the table.

Yeah. Let's play Old maid. That's fun.

Gilligan, stop that!

What I had in mind, gilligan, Is that we all tell the truth.

And I, for one, Am willing to start.

I not only knew randolph blake, But I was very angry with him

The night we left honolulu.

He did it! He did it!

I had written a paper On marine biology

Which he claimed for his own.

I faced him with the fact. I argued with him.

And I left him.

But very much alive.

Yes, very much alive.

Randolph blake, uh, happened To be one of my employees.

He managed a store that was Part of the howell chain.

The only one That was losing money.

Blake was stealing it.

You know how a howell Feels about money.

- he did it! He did it! - no no no. I didn't harm him.

We had a heated argument, Yes indeed!

His murder, Absolutely no.

I might as well admit Something, too.

I was with randolph blake The night before we sailed.

(gilligan) 'she did it! She did it!'

She looks like a girl, but It's a clever disguise.

Gilligan, would You be quiet?

I had a date with randolph The night before we sailed

And he told me that he was going To marry somebody else.

I got furious, And I slapped his face.

But that was all.

That was all that happened.

I knew mr. Blake, too.

He was from my hometown.

I recognized him in the store. He and my father were partners.

And he forced my father Into bankruptcy.

She did it! She did it!

I told him what I thought Of him, he laughed.

- and you? - I lost my temper.

And then?

I cried and ran out!

Alright. Here we have four suspects.

Uh, five. I didn't really Like him very much either.

- she did it! She did it! - alright, then five.

All five with both Opportunity and motive.

That's how it always is.

- what is? - the last part of perry mason.

They get all The suspects together

And they all look Innocent, until..

- until what? - until the commercial.

And then they Reenact the crime.

Oh, will you stop showing What a knucklehead you are!

Now hold it, skipper. He may have something there.

Very often the guilty party Does reveal himself

When reenacting the crime.

Is everyone willing?

- yes. - sure.

Alright. Let's arrange for it As soon as possible.

There, gilligan. How does that look?

Couldn't we make it into A candy store instead?

You get in there.

Now then, Where's that speargun?

Oh, here it is, gilligan.

Look at that. The murder weapon.

Professor sure made one That looks real, didn't he?

Looks awful dangerous, too.

Now, whoever killed blake Will get in a fight with him

And...Bam!

Oh, I sure wouldn't Want to be mr. Blake.

- that reminds me, little buddy. - oh no, you don't!

Why me? Why always me?

Now there, little buddy. You have nothing to worry about.

Then how come I'm shaking?

I'll slap the cuffs on him The minute he kills you.

- what? - uh, when he tries to kill you.

Oh, here they come. You ready?

Good evening, Mr. Randolph blake.

I understand that you've Been dipping into the till!

I wouldn't take a dime. Not if you gave it to me.

- I think you're a horrible man! - but honest, real honest.

You deserve a sound Thrashing, mr. Blake.

I shall do Even more than that!

[dramatic music]

- now, skipper. Now. - what's he doing?

He's reaching For the speargun!

- you have a dime, lovey? - don't be ridiculous.

Of course I haven't got a dime.

Then I shall use the phone In one of our cars.

That clears the howells.

- randolph, I wanna see you. - sorry, the store is closed.

I worked seven years on that Scientific paper you stole.

What're you so nervous about A piece of paper for?

I got a whole Pad of papers.

I intend to see to it that You never steal anything

From anyone ever again.

What're you gonna do?

What should have Been done years ago.

[dramatic music]

As of tomorrow, sir.

Your subscription To the scientific quarterly

Shall be cancelled.

That clears the professor.

- I'm here, randolph. - mr. Blake left an hour ago.

I'm just his good friend, Honest gilligan.

- come here. - funny look in your eyes.

They tell me that you're Getting married next week.

Yeah, you'll get An invitation. Honest.

I could make you forget her.

- kiss me. - no.

Kiss me, randolph.

You irresistible Hunk of man.

Please, you're Wrinkling my lab coat!

What of it? You're randolph!

But I'm engaged!

Well! In that case, there's Only one thing I can do.

Oh no. There's lots of things. Just think hard.

No! You know what they say About a woman scorned?

No. What do they say About a woman scorned?

[dramatic music]

You'll pay for this.

I shall never date you again.

Skipper, I'm still alive.

Wait a minute, gilligan.

Now, mary ann hasn't had A shot at you yet.

Yeah, that's right.

Because of you my father Ended up in the poorhouse.

Couldn't we send him something Like chicken soup?

You don't deserve to live!

- skipper! - wait till she grabs the gun!

- it might be too late. - get up there.

Nothing you can say will Make me change my mind.

- nothing? - nothing!

[dramatic music]

You're terrible. I hate you!

That's the last one And I'm still alive.

- that's too bad. - too bad?

- we've got to start all over. - again?

Certainly. We've got to find out Who killed randolph blake.

I'll send them back to you.

No, they had one shot at me And one's enough.

The store's closed. We're out of business.

- are you alright, little buddy? - who did it? Who did it?

Nobody did it.

The slamming of the door Triggered the gun.

You solved the crime! It was an accident!

I'm glad it wasn't One of our friends.

I'd never have Forgiven them.

Would you just think, Another inch and wow!

Yeah, just think Another inch and..

(man on radio) 'this is al shodlecotty From w.C.P.O.'

'we interrupt this program For a special announcement'

'concerning the randolph..'

- did you hear that, skipper? - yes, gilligan. I heard. Shh.

'after conducting extensive Experiments with the speargun'

'which was the cause of death, The authorities are convinced'

'that randolph blake Met his unfortunate fate'

'as a result of an accident.'

Did you hear that, skipper?

Yes, gilligan, I heard it. Will you be quiet?

(man on radio) 'numerous tests with The speargun indicated'

'that the firing mechanism Could be triggered'

'by any sudden movement'

'such as the slamming Of a door.'

That's just what we did. That's just what we did!

I can hardly believe it!

'and that's how it happened, Believe it or not.'

I believe it, I believe it.

Isn't that amazing? We worked It out just like the police.

With a speargun, The slamming of the door!

Yes. Alright, let's forget it And go to sleep.

Just forget about blake And that speargun.

Okay, skipper. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Well, gilligan, You did it again.

- what? - you left the door open!

Thanks a lot, gilligan.

You're welcome.

* they're here For a long long time *

* they'll have to make The best of things *

* it's an uphill climb *

* the first mate And his skipper too *

* will do their very best *

* to make the others Comfortable *

* in their tropic island nest *

* no phone no lights No motorcars *

* not a single luxury *

* like robinson crusoe *

* it's primitive as can be *

* so join us here Each week my friends *

* you're sure to get a smile *

* from seven Stranded castaways *

* here on gilligan's isle **