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* just sit right back,
And you'll hear a tale *
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* a tale of a fateful trip *
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* that started
From this tropic port *
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* aboard this tiny ship *
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* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *
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* the skipper brave and sure *
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* 5 passengers set sail that day
For a 3-hour tour *
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* a 3-hour tour *
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[thunder]
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* the weather started
Getting rough *
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* the tiny ship was tossed *
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* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *
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* the minnow would be lost,
The minnow would be lost *
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* the ship's aground
On the shore of this *
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* uncharted desert isle *
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* with gilligan *
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* the skipper, too *
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* the millionaire and his wife *
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* the movie star *
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* the professor and mary ann *
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* here on gilligan's isle *
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Gilligan!
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Gilligan!
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Gilligan!
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Oh, gilligan!
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Over here,
Skipper.
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A million things
To do around the hut.
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Gilligan,
What are you doing?
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I'm building
A bathtub.
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You're building
A bathtub?
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It's not finished
Yet.
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Oh. Thanks a lot
For telling me.
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I got to get
Some sticky stuff
To spread around
So it won't leak.
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Pardon my saying so,
Gilligan,
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But isn't this
A little big
For a bathtub?
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Not for me.
I like a lot of
Boats in my tub.
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Boats?
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Yeah, see,
I play war games.
I put the red navy
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On this side
And the yellow navy
On that side,
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Then I send out
A destroyer, then I
Send out a battle ship--
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No, wait a minute,
Gilligan.
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Never, never send ships
Out without air cover.
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First you send out
An aircraft carrier,
Then you get all--
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How do I get myself
Caught up in these
Things?
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I never play
With a submarine
In the bathtub.
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[buzzing]
You gotta watch out
Where you sit.
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Gilligan!
Don't move!
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Don't move
A muscle!
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Freeze!
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Are you alright,
Little buddy?
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I was until
You belted me!
What's the big idea?
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Just because I sent
Those ships out
Without air cover?
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No, gilligan,
There was a bug
On your neck!
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A bug?
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Yes, a green bug
With big yellow wings.
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They sure bite
Hard.
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Gilligan--
He bit you?
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I'm not sure.
I can't tell
Whether it hurts
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Because I got bit
Or I got hit.
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Let me see!
Ow! Ow!
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Gilligan, think!
Did he bite ya?
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I don't know,
Skipper.
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You're certain
That the bug
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Was the deadly
Mantiscani?
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I'm positive,
Professor.
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It was a green bug
With big yellow
Wings.
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But you're not certain
Whether it bit gilligan.
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Well, no.
I tried to kill it,
And I hit gilligan.
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So I don't know
Whether he was hit
Or bit
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Or hit and bit
At the same time.
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According to this book,
The bite of the mantiscani
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Is generally fatal
Within 24 hours.
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No, you mean...
My little buddy
Only has 24 hours--
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One more day--
Tomorrow night
He'll be--
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If he was bitten
By the mantiscani.
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Oh, professor,
We've got to do
Something.
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There's just gotta
Be something
We can do!
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All we can do
Is to watch him
For symptoms.
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Symptoms?
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Yes. The classic
Symptoms are aches
And pains in the joints,
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Aches and pains...
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Complete loss
Of appetite...
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Complete loss
Of appetite...
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And a severe case
Of itching.
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And a severe case
Of itching.
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Well, at least I know
What to look for now.
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Pains in his appetite,
Loss of joints,
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And an ache
In his itching!
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Oh, professor,
I'm so upset,
I don't know
What I'm saying!
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Skipper, you've got
To get control
Of yourself.
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Try to remember:
Aches and pains
In the joints,
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Loss of appetite,
And itching.
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I've got it now,
Professor.
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I'm going down
And see how he
Feels right now!
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Wish I had
Some kneepads.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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My little buddy!
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Gilligan,
Little buddy,
Are you alright?
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Oh, it's my hand.
The pain's awful.
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But why are you
Stooped over like that?
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My knees ache!
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Professor, vo:
Classic symptoms
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Are aches and pains
In the joints.
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Here, little buddy.
Let me help you.
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Does that feel
Better?
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Yeah, a little.
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Gilligan, how long
Have you had
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These
Aches and pains
In your joints?
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Just a little while.
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Maybe you'd better
Lie down.
Why?
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You look
Kind of tired.
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I'm not tired.
I just wanna finish
The bathtub.
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Oh, forget
The bathtub.
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You can
Finish that tomorrow
Or the next day.
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No, skipper, I want
To finish it today
If it's the last
Thing I do.
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Oh, don't say that,
Little buddy.
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I want it ready
For saturday night.
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Well, alright.
You keep working.
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I've got something
To tell the professor.
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About the bathtub?
Yes.
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Well, tell him it'll
Have hot and cold
Running water...
Except for hot.
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I'll run along now.
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Skipper,
What's the hurry?
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If there's one thing
We have here
On the island
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More than anything else,
It's time.
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That's the spirit,
Little buddy.
Keep fighting!
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Keep fighting?
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Professor,
He's in terrible shape,
Just terrible!
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His hand is out
Like this,
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And he walks
All bent over
Like this!
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Oh, dear.
I'm afraid that
Definitely establishes
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Symptom number one--
Aches and pains
In the joints.
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Oh, gilligan's
Got it, hasn't he?
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My little buddy's
A goner!
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Let's not lose hope,
Skipper.
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After all,
We haven't established
His loss of appetite yet.
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That's right.
I'll go find out
About that right now!
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I wouldn't
Advise that.
Why not?
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Because if you keep
Running down there,
It'll look suspicious.
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Oh, you're so right,
Professor.
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Besides, I'd probably
Go to pieces anyway.
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Perhaps this is a job
The girls can handle.
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That's a good idea.
I'll tell them
Exactly what happened!
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Alright,
Now be diplomatic,
Skipper.
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Break it to them
With tact.
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You can count on me,
Professor.
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Mary ann, ginger?
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Ginger, mary ann?
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Well, come on, girls.
It's not hopeless.
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We don't know
That he's got
All the symptoms yet.
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Oh, skipper,
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The last time
I saw him,
He was so pale
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And so thin
And so ill!
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[sobbing]
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But gilligan
Always looks like that.
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What kind of pie
Is this, mary ann?
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Coconut cream.
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Boy,
That's gilligan's
Favorite.
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We'll sure find out
If he's lost his
Appetite with that.
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Well, here.
You let us know.
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Well, no, now,
The professor and I
Talked it over,
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And we thought
It would be better
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If one of you
Took it to him.
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Oh, not me!
Why not?
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I'll start crying!
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Oh, mary ann,
Don't cry.
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Think of something
Happy.
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Like what?
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Like the day
We'll get rescued!
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[sniffling]
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Alright.
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Gee...That would
Make me happy...
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Being rescued.
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Imagine...Everybody
Being rescued!
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Oh! Except for
Gilligan!
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Oh, yes!
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Well, ginger,
You're an actress.
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You take the pie to him.
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I couldn't.
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Well, I've got an idea.
Why don't you both
Take it to him?
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It would look so natural.
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I mean...Two girls
Taking a stroll.
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Carrying a pie.
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Who would
Believe that?
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Gilligan.
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Anybody else, no.
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Gilligan...Yes.
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Ok.
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We'll let you know
How much he eats.
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Oh, fine girls...
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And make it light,
And laugh,
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And make sure
That you're having
A good time, right?
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Oh, those girls
Are wonderful.
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Now we'll find out
Whether he's lost
His appetite or not.
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Mmm. The skipper says
This bathtub is too big.
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Looks kinda skimpy
To me.
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Fill it up...Here
And have lots of water.
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Yeah! I wonder
If I could float in it?
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Oh, yeah, it's really
Gonna be comfortable. Mmm.
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[gasps]
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[screaming sobs]
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What's wrong?!
What's wrong?
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Oh, you scared us.
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I scared you?
You sneak up behind
A guy and you scream,
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That's what I call
Scaring a person!
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Oh, what's that?
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What does it
Look like?
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We know what
It looks like.
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That's what it is.
A bathtub.
Bathtub?
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Yeah. I gotta find
Some sticky stuff to
Line it so it won't leak.
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We brought you
Something.
Oh, sticky stuff?
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No. A pie.
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A pie? Boy, girls
Don't know anything.
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You can't line
A bathtub with a pie.
You'd be covered
With crumbs!
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It's for you
To eat.
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Well, thank you.
I'm not hungry.
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You've got to be!
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I couldn't eat
A bite, really.
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It's coconut cream!
That's my favorite!
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Eat some. Here.
I'm not hungry.
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Oh, you just think
You're not hungry.
Now, here!
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I'll eat it
Later.
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How much later?
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I don't know.
What difference
Does that make?
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The most!
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Look, girls, I gotta
Finish this bathtub.
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Gilligan,
Don't do that!
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I'm just gonna
Measure it for size,
That's all.
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Oh, not in front
Of us! Oh!
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But mary ann,
You mean he wouldn't
Eat any of it?
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No. Not a bite.
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Ginger,
What was wrong?
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No appetite.
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No appetite.
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Well, there's only
One symptom left.
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If he's got that...
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It's gonna be curtains.
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We'll just stroll by
Very casually, you see,
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And ask him
If he itches.
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Oh, darling.
That's such bad manners.
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One can't go up
To a perfect stranger
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And ask him
If he itches.
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Well, he's not a stranger,
And we know that he's far
From perfect.
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Yes, well, anyway,
I think the whole
Thing's ridiculous.
246
00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,669
Darling, I had hoped
To protect you, but I must
Tell you the truth.
247
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,271
Our little friend gilligan
Has only 21 hours left.
248
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,773
Left for what?
249
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,709
Then he goes to that
Great deserted island
In the sky.
250
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,410
Only 21 hours.
251
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:14,782
Oh...But doesn't he
Pick up an hour
West of the rockies?
252
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,183
Darling,
You don't understand.
253
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,685
He was bitten by a bug!
254
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,119
Darling, that's silly.
We've all been bitten.
255
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,954
This crazy island's
Filled with bugs.
256
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,356
This is the dreaded
Mondoconi.
257
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,892
Or is it the conomondi?
258
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,594
A deadly bug
With a green body
And yellow wings!
259
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,496
Oh, what a terrible
Color scheme.
260
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,998
No wonder
It's deadly.
261
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,499
Of course, love.
Come along.
262
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,201
We'll ask him
If he itches.
263
00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,993
He's scratching!
264
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,462
Oh, dear.
If one scratches,
One itches.
265
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,665
Shh. Mustn't let on,
You know.
266
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,201
Ah, gilligan,
My boy!
267
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,369
Gilligan!
268
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,904
Hi, mr. Howell,
Mrs. Howell.
269
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:14,574
Ah, gilligan, my boy,
How's the, uh...
Bathtub coming?
270
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,642
It'll be done
By tonight.
271
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,110
Oh, gilligan,
I think it's such
272
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,412
A thoughtful thing
For you to do
On your last day.
273
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,680
On my what?
274
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,649
She means on your,
Uh, fast day,
275
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,286
What with no appetite
And not eating
And aching all over.
276
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,889
We'll think of you
Every time
We use it.
277
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,323
Thank you, mrs. Howell.
278
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,560
And we'll think
Of you every time
We itch.
279
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,195
Mrs. Howell,
You feel alright?
280
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,565
Oh, she feels fine.
The main thing is,
How do you feel, my boy?
281
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,067
Truthfully,
I'm a little tired.
282
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,869
Tired? Thurston,
That's ridiculous.
283
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,871
That isn't even
One of the symptoms.
284
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,873
Come along, lovey!
But darling,
You said--
285
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,475
Never mind
What I said!
286
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,846
My little buddy's
Got all 3 symptoms.
287
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,783
He's had it.
That's all.
He's just had it!
288
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,518
The only thing
We can do is...
Wait.
289
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,755
But there must be
Something we can do
For the poor boy.
290
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,656
But what can we
Do?
291
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,392
We can take him
Some chicken soup.
292
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,962
Mrs. Howell,
He was bitten
By a deadly bug.
293
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,330
Chicken soup
Won't help.
294
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,698
Well, it won't hurt.
295
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,200
The only thing
We can do
296
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,669
Is never let him know
How badly off
He really is.
297
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,538
Maybe we should
Give him a party.
298
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,274
That'd keep him gay
And happy!
299
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,642
A party!
300
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,211
A splendid idea!
301
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,013
We could give him
Some presents
And things!
302
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,581
Oh, I've got so much
To do, so many plans
To make!
303
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,584
I just love
A going-away party!
304
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,786
Oh, dear.
305
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,722
That isn't what
I meant at all.
306
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,157
We understand.
307
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,626
Well, I know it's not
My birthday,
308
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,228
Because that's next month,
309
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,931
And it couldn't be
My anniversary,
Because I'm not married.
310
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,465
Gilligan,
We're giving you
This party
311
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,900
Because
We like you.
312
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:47,968
Isn't that reason
Enough?
313
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,369
I guess so
If you say so.
314
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938
We say so.
315
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,605
I baked you
Your favorite cake.
316
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,874
We each put
A candle on it.
317
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,843
There's only 6,
And there's 7 of us.
318
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,644
Gilligan,
You're the seventh.
319
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,380
Oh. I still don't
Understand why you're
Giving me a party.
320
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,782
I mean, look at all
The dumb things that I do.
321
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,918
Accidents,
Little buddy.
Just accidents.
322
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,920
Well, you sure are
Very nice people
To give me a party
323
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,922
Just to show you
Don't mind if I goof.
324
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,458
I really am a lucky guy.
325
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,526
You sure are
Lucky.
326
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,795
Gilligan,
Why don't you
Light the candles?
327
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,931
Yeah. And then I'll
Open the presents.
328
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,668
Let's all stand
And sing
329
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,437
For he's a jolly
Good fellow.
330
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,308
[spiritlessly]
* for he's a jolly
Good fellow *
331
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,844
* for he's a jolly
Good fellow *
332
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,846
* for he's a jolly good *
333
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,247
* fellow *
334
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,317
* which nobody can deny *
335
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:41,054
* which nobody
Can deny *
336
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,024
* which nobody
Can deny... *
337
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,805
Oh, please,
Mr. Howell.
338
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,273
You're the executive
Type.
339
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,142
You tell gilligan.
I don't think
I can tell him.
340
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,077
I know, but he's
Your little buddy
As you call him.
341
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,578
I can't communicate
With him.
342
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,813
I know, but you--
343
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,814
I have some news.
344
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,216
Good news?
345
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,484
Well, there's
Some good news
And some bad news.
346
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,520
What's the good news?
We could sure use some!
347
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,689
There does seem
To be an antidote
For the bite
Of the mantiscani.
348
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,992
Hey,
That's great,
Professor!
349
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,660
The bad news?
350
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:24,331
We don't have
Any of the ingredients
Here on the island.
351
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,833
However, I have some
More news--some good
And some bad.
352
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,201
What's the good
News?
353
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,736
It's possible to use
Substitutes.
354
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,538
And the bad news?
355
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,673
I'm not sure
We can find
All the substitutes.
356
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,275
These are the things
We'll need--
357
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,245
Calcium carbonate,
Cellulose sulfide,
And ferric nitrate.
358
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,213
You buy those syllables
Wholesales?
359
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,182
Well, I know it sounds
Complicated, mr. Howell,
360
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,883
But all of these
Substitutes can be found
361
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,119
In relatively
Common sources--
362
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,555
Clam shells,
Papaya root,
Mustard plants.
363
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,123
Oh, fine, professor!
We'll get on it
Right away!
364
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,959
Just a minute.
There's more news.
365
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,626
Good news
And bad news.
366
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,995
What's the good news?
367
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,364
In 24 hours,
I can make
Enough antidote
368
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,665
To save gilligan.
369
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,767
My turn.
Uh...The bad news?
370
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,236
It won't do the rest
Of us any good.
371
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,972
Well, what difference
Does that make,
Professor?
372
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,506
We weren't bitten!
373
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,942
The mantiscani bug
Travels in swarms
Of millions.
374
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,979
Chances are,
By sundown,
We'll all be bitten.
375
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,515
Oh, they wouldn't
Dare bite a howell!
376
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,050
Would they?
377
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,288
Lovey, just
Don't sit there.
378
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,290
Stuff some paper
Under the door!
379
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,757
Darling, we haven't
Got any paper.
380
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,027
Well, use money,
And after the danger
Has passed,
381
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,761
We can unfold it.
382
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,499
Shouldn't we be trying
To get whatever gilligan
Needs to be cured?
383
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,468
Well, the first law
Of human nature
Is self-preservation,
384
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,071
And I intend to be
Very, very law-abiding.
385
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,572
Darling, you can't
Be serious.
386
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,975
We must do something
To help the poor boy.
387
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,712
You're absolutely right.
I forgot for a moment
That I'm a howell.
388
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,514
And a howell
Is never chicken--
389
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,183
Pheasant, perhaps,
But never, never
Chicken.
390
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,220
Well, then let's go help
The professor get
The ingredients.
391
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,324
Hi, professor.
Can I help?
392
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,027
Oh, thanks, gilligan,
But I think I can
Manage.
393
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,894
Well, how come
Everybody else
Is helping?
394
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,232
Well, they showed
A certain interest
In the outcome
Of this experiment.
395
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,899
Wouldn't I be
Interested in it?
396
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,868
Yes, as a matter of fact.
It should interest you
Greatly.
397
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,803
Well, what are you
Trying to make?
398
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,539
A serum.
Syrup? Oh,
I love syrup!
399
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,041
I love it on toast
And pancakes
And ice cream--
400
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,643
Gilligan,
I said serum,
Not syrup.
401
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,211
Is that good
On pancakes?
402
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,113
Gilligan, this is
A very important
Experiment,
403
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,781
And I am very,
Very busy.
404
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,351
Then you need help.
Here, I'll wash
This bowl for you. Ow!
405
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,853
Gilligan--gilligan,
Please don't help me!
406
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,355
Don't worry.
Gilligan--
407
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,822
Gilligan,
Alright, alright.
408
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,558
I guess I'd better
Tell you the truth
409
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,160
Before you destroy
My whole laboratory.
410
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,628
Now, I am making
This syrup--
I mean serum--
411
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,498
For someone on the island
Who is very ill and
Doesn't even realize it.
412
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,567
That sounds terrible.
Is it somebody I know?
413
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,435
Yes, it is.
But we must
Keep it a secret.
414
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,204
Give me a hint.
You can trust
Me.
415
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,240
Gilligan, I can't trust
Anyone, because if this
Person ever found out,
416
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,008
He or she would be
Very upset!
417
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,677
He or she?
Don't you know
Who it is either?
418
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,746
Of course I know
Who it is, and I want
To cure this person.
419
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,683
And I want to help.
I like every he and
She on the island.
420
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,487
Gilligan, please,
You go help the skipper
With the clam shells.
421
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,491
Ok, professor.
I'll go help the skipper
With the clam shells.
422
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,858
And professor--
423
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,160
I'll work hard,
424
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,197
Just like I was making
The serum for myself.
425
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,040
Hi, skipper.
You getting ready
For halloween?
426
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,442
Very funny.
427
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,077
Well, how come
You got the thing
On your face
428
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,246
And your arms are
Covered and you got
Those fur mittens on?
429
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,949
Never mind, gilligan.
We've got to get busy
And grind all these
Clam shells.
430
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,618
I sure do wish
It was halloween.
Why?
431
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,453
'cause we could have
All kinds of fun,
Skipper.
432
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,522
We could go
Trick or treating
And scare the girls
433
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,890
And bob for apples.
You know my friend
Skinny mulligan?
434
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,626
He was the best
Apple bobbler ever!
435
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,794
He held the record
For keeping his head
Under water--
436
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,930
2 hours
And 26 minutes!
437
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,698
Gilligan,
That's ridiculous!
438
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,835
How could skinny
Keep his head under water
For 2 hours and 26 minutes?
439
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,870
He cheated.
440
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,106
He cheated?
441
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,875
Never mind.
Just start sifting
That powder.
442
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,311
The professor wants
His calcium carbonate
Right away.
443
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,747
Calciate
Carbo who?
444
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,316
He's performing
A very important
Experiment.
445
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,951
What kind
Of an experiment?
446
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,019
Something very
Scientific, gilligan.
447
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,256
Something that you
Wouldn't understand!
448
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,424
In fact, it's one
Of the most important
Experiments
449
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,527
He's ever done
On the island!
450
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,396
[buzzing]
451
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,498
Ooh!
452
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,301
Those green bugs
Sure do bite hard.
453
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,069
Don't say that!
Green bugs?
454
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,172
Ok, I won't say it,
But they do bite
Hard.
455
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,208
That green bug--
Did it have
Big yellow wings?
456
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,177
Uh-huh. How did
You know?
457
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,313
Considering
Where it bit you.
458
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,847
Little buddy,
Your big buddy
459
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,249
Has had it!
460
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,351
Me, too.
If the professor
Wants this junk,
461
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,986
Let him make it
Himself.
462
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,155
But gilligan,
You don't understand.
463
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,691
I've been bitten
By the mantiscani!
464
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,195
I'm a goner!
I only have 24 hours
To live!
465
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,363
Oh, skipper,
That's the worst news
I ever heard!
466
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,899
But little buddy,
You were bitten first
Yesterday.
467
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,401
You only have
12 hours to live!
468
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,536
Then that's the worst
News I ever heard!
469
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,004
There's nothing
We can do about it!
470
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,872
Oh, yes, there is.
What?
471
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,140
Help!
472
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,311
Help!
473
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,812
Do you know what
We're looking for?
474
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,814
Of course!
We're supposed to find
A basket full of...
475
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,416
Ferric nitrate.
476
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,219
Ferric nitrate.
Sounds like a good name
For a cowboy star.
477
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,222
According to the professor,
It's supposed to be found
In a papaya root.
478
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,524
There's some
Over there!
479
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,162
[buzzing]
480
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,698
Ouch!
481
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,899
Oh!
482
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,835
Mary ann, was it--
483
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,237
Did it have a green--
484
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,004
And big yellow--
485
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,607
Oh, a lot of good
These clothes did.
486
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,409
Tch, oh, pooh!
487
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,645
It had a stinger
This big!
488
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,913
[buzzing]
489
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,582
Ginger...
490
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,916
Where is it?
491
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,151
It's right
On your--
492
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,786
Aah!
493
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,255
Oh! Oh!
494
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,223
Both: professor!
495
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,025
Professor!
496
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,527
I hope those
Dreadful bugs
497
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,763
Don't recognize us
Under these
Disguises.
498
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,166
We must find
The elusive
Mustard plant.
499
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,768
Let's rest here
For a little while.
500
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,870
Yes, darling,
But only for a moment.
501
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,006
We must press onward
To save poor gilligan.
502
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,941
[buzzing]
503
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,209
I hear something
Buzzing.
504
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,011
Stay close to me, dear!
I'll protect you.
505
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,414
Not one drop of precious
Howell blood shall he draw
506
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,015
As long as I--ouch!!
507
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,852
I've been lanced!
The devil saw through
My disguise!
508
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,120
Darling,
Does it hurt?
509
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,955
Ooh, it hurts!
It hurts!
510
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,557
Does it?
511
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,992
Well, it smarts
A little.
512
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,661
Oh, it hurts!
It's excruciating!
513
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,130
I must have been
Bitten by one of
The younger set.
514
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,665
Mine hardly hurts
At all.
515
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,734
One of the little
Devils got through
To you, too?
516
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,870
Pierced me right
Under my left
Shoulder blade.
517
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:42,008
Ah, there must be
Joy in bugville.
2 howells in one day!
518
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,777
Hey, pro--fessor?
519
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,446
You gotta help
The skipper!
520
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,281
Yes. I'm beginning
To see spots
Before my eyes!
521
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,418
No wonder, skipper.
You're looking through
Mrs. Howell's veil.
522
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,619
No, seriously,
Professor.
523
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,020
You've got to make
This medicine.
524
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,022
You've got to finish it.
We've both been bitten!
525
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,391
I'm sorry,
But there's nothing
I can do without
All the ingredients.
526
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,993
Out of our way!
We have reservations!
527
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,094
We have been
Bitten!
528
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,363
Where?
529
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,164
East of the sun,
West of the moon!
530
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,600
What difference
Does it make? We've
Gotta have serum!
531
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,802
He doesn't
Have any serum
For us either.
532
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,638
My boy,
Money talks!
533
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,206
Mr. Howell, we're off
The gold standard!
534
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,308
You mean...
535
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,909
I'm sorry.
I would like to help.
536
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,679
But there isn't any serum.
I don't have
All the ingredients.
537
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,349
Professor, mary ann
And I, we've both
Been bitten!
538
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,651
I'm sorry, girls,
But there isn't
Any serum.
539
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,252
I'm kinda small.
I don't need much.
540
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,587
Mary ann,
There isn't any.
541
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,021
Oh, isn't this amazing?
542
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,558
We've survived a shipwreck,
Hurricanes, headhunters,
543
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,427
And now we're being done in
By a little tiny bug!
544
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,129
Professor,
I must confess--
I don't know what to say!
545
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,165
I know exactly
What to say.
546
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,667
You do?
547
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,338
Dearly beloved...
We are gathered
Here...
548
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,907
[continues funeral
Speech]
549
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,351
Hey, skipper,
What time is it?
550
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,786
It's 10 after 2:00.
551
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,220
Thanks.
552
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,890
It's, uh,
5 after 2:00.
553
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,057
Oh, good!
554
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,327
Well, that's 5
Extra minutes.
555
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,565
Well, how are you
All feeling?
556
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,234
Fine. Don't you hear us
Laughing and singing?
557
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,370
Well, you've got
Good cause for it.
558
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,905
Professor--
On your arm!
559
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,007
Careful,
Gilligan! You'll
Scare him away.
560
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,809
What, are you
Trying to get him
To bite you?
561
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,043
Yes.
562
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,779
Well, I've heard of joiners,
But this is ridiculous!
563
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,315
I'm merely taking
The scientific approach
To the problem.
564
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,683
Now watch. Skipper,
565
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,519
Is this the same bug
That bit you?
566
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,788
Why, certainly.
The same bug that
Bit me and gilligan!
567
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:36,856
And how about--
568
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,190
Aah!
Ya ya ya ya!
569
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,325
This bug bit you?
570
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,160
Alright, then.
Watch.
571
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,262
Alright, bug.
Go to it.
572
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,997
[blows]
573
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,567
He bit you!
574
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,936
Yes, gilligan.
I've been bitten
A number of times.
575
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,138
I put sugar on my arm
To attract them.
576
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,140
An egg-headed nut
To the very end!
577
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,109
As I said before,
I'm merely taking
A scientific approach
To the problem.
578
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:58,911
Let me explain.
579
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,980
The mantis family has
Some 7 different species.
580
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,716
Each species has its own
Genus and subgenus.
581
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,153
They all look alike,
But the lethal variance
Is enormous!
582
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,889
Oh, that's a marvelous
Explanation!
583
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:10,957
Whatever it means.
584
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,125
What is it you're
Trying to tell us?
585
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,661
What I am trying
To tell you
586
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,396
Is that this particular
Branch of the mantis family
587
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:20,199
Is not poisonous--
Not in the least!
588
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,035
You mean
I'm not gonna die?
Nobody's gonna die?
589
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,971
Exactly. And I want
To tell you
590
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,507
That chapter in the book
On the mantis family
591
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,308
Is absolutely fascinating!
592
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,143
I've got to read
Some more.
593
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,679
We're not
Gonna die!
594
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,147
Did you hear
What he said--
We're alright!
595
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,556
[explosion noises]
596
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,365
Hey, this bathtub
Really holds water,
Doesn't it?
597
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,867
It sure does,
Skipper.
598
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,269
What a battle--
I've got battleships
And destroyers
599
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,305
And cruisers and--
Oops.
600
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,440
Forgot the submarine.
601
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:07,179
Hey, that's gonna be
Real handy around here
On saturday nights.
602
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,115
[buzzing]
603
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,788
Shh, gilligan...
604
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,490
He's right on
Your neck!
605
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,659
Is it the same one
That bit me yesterday?
606
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,993
Yes!
607
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,196
[buzzing]
608
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,466
[plop]
609
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,336
Is it...
610
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,038
Yes, gilligan.
611
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,640
Exactly 24 hours
612
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,575
After he bit you.
613
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,753
* now this is a tale
Of our castaways *
614
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,855
* they're here
For a long, long time *
615
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,390
* they'll have
To make the best of things *
616
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,125
* it's an uphill climb *
617
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,494
* the first mate
And his skipper, too *
618
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,530
* will do their very best *
619
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,832
* to make the others
Comfortable *
620
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,734
* in their tropic island nest *
621
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,035
* no boat, no light *
622
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:06,172
* no motor cars,
Not a single luxury *
623
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,240
* like robinson crusoe *
624
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,643
* it's primitive as can be *
625
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,679
* so join us here
Each week, my friends *
626
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,914
* you're sure to get a smile *
627
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,349
* from 7 stranded castaways *
628
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,185
* here on gilligan's isle *
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