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* Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale *

* A tale of a fateful trip

* That started from this tropic port *

* Aboard this tiny ship

* The mate was a mighty sailin' man *

* The Skipper brave and sure

* Five passengers set sail that day *

* For a three hour tour

* A three hour tour

[thunder rumbling]

* The weather started getting rough *

* The tiny ship was tossed

* If not for the courage of the fearless crew *

* The Minnow would be lost

* The Minnow would be lost

* The ship set ground on the shore *

* Of this uncharted desert isle *

* With Gilligan

* The Skipper too

* The millionaire

* And his wife

* The movie star

* And the rest

* Are here on Gilligan's isle *

Gilligan, you got something big at the end of the line.

Hang on to it.

Wait. I'll be down there and help you.

'Hang on, Gilligan. Keep pulling.'

'I'm coming, Gilligan. Hang on.'

- Let me take over. - Sure, Skipper. Sure.

It's a huge fish. There will be enough food for a week.

[pulley screeching]

"Food for a week." It's not a fish. It's a box.

Well-well, we can have a box lunch.

Very funny, Gilligan. Very funny.

Well, come on. Help me pull it in.

So we can see what's in it.

[grunting]

Watch your fingers.

Let's get it.

[gasping]

Pull! Heave!

I wonder what's in it.

I don't know. It's such a big crate. It could be anything.

No, it couldn't be anything. It couldn't be Denver, Colorado.

No, Gilligan. It couldn't be Denver, Colorado.

- Skipper. It says, Raft. - Raft! Raft!

We're saved, Gilligan. We're saved.

It might be an inflatable raft. We can get off the island.

[screaming] Yeah. Yeah.

We can step up side and the sail catch the wind..

Wait till you hear what's in this box..

Yeah, Professor, a great big raft. The raft in the island.

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. It doesn't say raft.

It says The Great...Raftini.

What's a GreatRaftini?

I don't know but it's better than a small raftini.

Sounds like somebody's name. This could've fallen off a ship.

Yeah, a ship to Australia, Japan, India..

- Gilligan? - ...France, England, Italy--

Gilligan, would like to try for the rest of the world?

'May I make a suggestion?'

Why don't we take it to the hut, open it up and find out?

Yeah, and maybe we'll be saved anyway.

Maybe Raftini is Italian for raft.

Yeah. Hey, let's get it outta here.

Gilligan, will you get the loose boards off?

Let's get it off.

Oh, told you that.

Ha ha ha. Hello--

What's going on?

We found this box down by the lagoon.

Hopefully, something to get us off the island.

Would be great to be in a beauty shop.

Well, that does it.

Just what we needed. A full dress suit.

Look at the bright side, Skipper.

When we get off the island, one of us can go formal.

Just as well be you.

Skipper, there's something alive.

- 'Rabbit!' - Where? Where?

(Ginger) 'On top of your head.'

(Professor) 'Well, it must have come out of the hat.'

Oh, shouldn't it. Watch this.

Here as you'll see, is an ordinary cape.

Nothing here. Nothing here.

But...the hand is quicker than the eye.

- Hey, wow! - How about that?

Well, obviously, The Great Raftini is a magician.

Exactly.

Oh, but Ginger, how'd you do that trick?

Well, when I first broke into showbiz

I worked with a magician. He taught me everything.

Did he teach how to get a rabbit off somebody's head?

Uh-huh, count to a 100 by 3's.

Three, six, nine..

Oh, what a disappointment.

Here we find something we think is going to help.

And it's a bunch of tricks.

We find something I think is gonna help. And it's tricks.

- I just said that, Gilligan. - I thought I heard it before.

Wait a minute. You know these tricks might save our lives.

In case, we are ever attacked by savages again.

You remember when those head hunters landed here?

You don't think they're gonna come back?

Even if they do. Are we gonna put on a show for them?

Skipper's right. What are we gonna charge? Two bucks a head?

Ninety seven, one hundred.

- It's gone. Skipper, it's gone. - It is gone!

Never mind about that. Let me make myself clear.

If each of us can learn a few tricks--

I get it, Professor. Of course.

We'll learn the trick and they'll think we are Gods.

Yeah, we'll learn the trick and they'll think we are Gods.

Gilligan, why must you repeat everything that I say?

It's easier than thinking up things by myself.

Ginger can teach us all some magic tricks.

If she still remembers them.

Well, of course, I do. Watch this.

Gilligan, say abracadabra and pass your hand over this.

Abracadabra.

Oh, wow!

[sniff]

[sneeze]

Boy, Ginger. I gotta take my hat off to you.

I know. 200 by 3's.

Three, six, nine.. Stuck.

...twelve.

How are they? Fine, give me the road.

Ho ho now, I'm on the highway.

Has everybody happy.

Ah, so much for my opening.

- Now, what have we here? - A walking stick.

So would appear to the naked eye.

If you'll pardon the expression.

But as we say in showbiz. Ha ha. Wah-la-a. Ha ha ha.

Oh, how lovely. Flags of every nation.

Oh, those on the gold standard, of course.

I think that you've a trick for me.

- Yes. - Unless agitation.

Now, give me a small bill. Nothing very large.

I'm afraid I might make a mistake.

Yeah, just happened to have a 50 dol--. No.

Five dollar bill in my small change pocket.

- There you are, my precious. - Now. You go sit down, dear.

In the loungers, of course. Of course.

Now, what was it Ginger told me to do?

Oh, yes. I know. Tear this like that.

And again like that. Again like that.

And then, fold it like this. Like this.

Ooh, it's a tough bill. Ooh..

Like that. Like that.

Now, you be good in there and stay together.

[gasps]

Oh, that's working. It's working.

Oh, I'm marvelous.

I did it. Thurston, I did it.

Darling, of course. Sure, you did.

Yes, you've rearranged Lincoln. His beard is now on the top.

Oh, how charming. I made a Beetle out of him.

Good show, Lovey. Good show.

- Come in. Come in. - Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Howell.

Can't you see we're in the middle of dress rehearsal?

- I wanna show you my trick. - Of course, you can.

But understand that Lovey and I go on next to closing.

Can I show my trick now?

Quickly because Mr. Howell and I are about to retire.

Sleep that is. We retired financially, years ago.

Careful investments and all that.

- I need a volunteer. - Oh, volunteer.

Here we have an ordinary pair of handcuffs.

I'll take one, hook it onto Mr. Howell.

- Oh, yes! - And one and hook it onto me.

Now, without the aid of any mechanical device.

I shall release ourselves. Abracadabra.

Thank you very much.

Mumbo-jumbo. Voodoo-voodoo. Open Sesame.

- Thought of the magic word yet? - Not yet.

While you're thinking, I've to do the morning calisthenics.

- Join me? - Do I have a choice?

Yeah, well, alright.

Have you thought yet?

No, I think it was my poor wrist.

Well, better concentrate. We'll spend our lives together

like Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb.

I don't have to tell you who is Dee and who is Dumb.

Open up, please. Pretty, please. With sugar on it.

No, it will never work. Aah, it worked.

See you later, Mr. Howell.

Alright, Gilligan.

Let's try calisthenics one more time.

Oh, you're doing marvelous. It's coming easy.

Now, you try, Gilligan.

Ah! Perfect. Gilligan, you're a great prestidigitator.

I know I'd be a great magician. Can't wait to try it on Skipper.

I don't know, Professor. Still looks like a crate to me.

Oh, no. Once we drape the front. It'll be disappearing cabinet.

Even if other tricks fail

this will be enough to frighten those savages.

Suppose so. I hope Ginger still knows how to do that trick.

Well, we'll know soon enough.

Give me a hand, Skipper. We'll spread this drape.

Skipper. Let me show my new trick.

Not now, Gilligan.

It'll only take a second. Watch this. See the egg? Watch.

(Skipper) 'Hey, that's good, Gilligan.'

Yes, Skipper. Let's try it on you. Take the egg.

Place it inside the ear. Shove. Now come on, Skipper.

Let me have the egg. Come on, open your mouth.

Gilligan, it's coming out here.

Oh, I'm sorry. It-it worked for me.

I shoved it in and it came out my mouth.

That one's is easy for you. There's nothing in between.

(Mary Ann) 'Come and get it.'

- Breakfast time. Come on. - You go ahead.

I've already had my egg.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Oh ho. I'm simply famished.

I'm so hungry, I could eat domestic caviar.

Yes. Oh, dear. Forgive me, please.

I knew Thurston couldn't do this trick.

Ginger, how do you get these cheap bracelets off?

Oh, it works electronically, Mrs. Howell.

You see, you say anything you want into the handcuffs

'and it breaks the beam and snaps them open.'

Oh, it snaps at me. Yes, let me try.

National Consolidated ACME.

I have it, dear.

A-T-&-T.

Ah-h, blue-chip, every time.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Hold it. Don't anybody move.

The last time I heard that somebody stole my money.

What now, Gilligan?

I'm gonna do a trick that even Ginger doesn't know.

I'm gonna pull the cloth off the table without moving anything.

Ready? Whoa..

- Oh! I'm sorry. - Never mind, Gilligan.

What's wrong with scrambled eggs or scrambled coconuts or scram--

Gilligan, take all those tricks and put them in the storage hut.

But I haven't finished my breakfast yet.

You finished breakfast for everybody.

Now, I want you to do as I say and get--

(all) Get out. Get out.

First, it's Bravo, Bravo, Bravo. Then it's Boo, Boo, Boo.

What do you expect with audience that is fickle, fickle, fickle.

'Too bad about breakfast.'

Oh, well. We can eat a bigger lunch. Thanks to Gilligan.

In the mean time, I suggest watching Ginger

run through the disappearing cabinet trick.

- And make sure it really works. - Oh, that's a good idea.

I got a better suggestion, Professor.

I suggest, we put Gilligan in and turn it on full blast.

That boy did ruin my breakfast.

Cost $95.

That shirt cost $95?

Just to clean it.

Gilligan's really impossible.

Certainly is annoying.

Well, to use the precise scientific term Pest.

Oh, I guess Gilligan, does cause nothing but trouble.

Even Mary Ann.

And now, ladies and gentlemen. For the Pièce de résistance.

Before your very eyes, you will see a human being disappear.

However, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

Oh, I volunteer. I'm a human being.

Good, Gilligan. Get in.

Okay, Gilligan. Now, when I say vanish

You go through that little trapdoor.

And when I say reappear, you come back again, okay.

- Goodbye, Ginger. - Okay.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm ready.

I will take the magic wand, and circle it

once, twice, thrice.

And now, I order you to vanish.

[applause]

- The fellow had disappeared. - It's wonderful.

And now, I will make Gilligan reappear.

Oh, Ginger, couldn't you wait until after lunch.

[laughs]

Please, Skipper. You're disturbing my concentration.

And now, I order you to reappear.

He's not there.

Gilligan, our trick's over. You can come out now. Gilligan.

Gilligan. Gilligan.

It's amazing.

- Where'd he go? - Where are you?

Ginger, it's a trick. How did you do it?

Well, he's gone.

- It's all my fault. - Oh, nonsense, Ginger.

There must be a perfectly logical explanation

for Gilligan's disappearance.

You don't suppose, the savages got my little buddy.

Oh, I doubt it. We would've heard their drums.

At least, he said goodbye to me.

Well, why would he want to say goodbye?

I don't know.

Wait a minute. That's it. Don't you see.

Gilligan's missing, because he wants to be missing.

But why would he leave his friends, his pals, his buddy?

Yeah, why should he?

Come to think of it.

I guess I have been on his back lately. Do you suppose?

I think we can all plead guilty to that.

I said he was annoying.

I called him a pest.

I guess that's it. He overheard us.

He overheard everything. No wonder he left us.

Oh, I can't bare to think of my buddy out there

with no food, no water.

Take it easy, Skipper. We'll form a searching party.

- We'll find him. - Yes, of course. We will.

And when we find him, I'll pick him up

and...I'll break every bone in his body

for worrying us like this.

Gilligan little buddy, where are you?

[birds chirping]

Gilligan..

Alright, Gilligan. I know you're in there.

Come on out. Only you could spell like that.

Come on, Gilligan, please. I wanna talk to you.

You gotta listen to me. I'm sorry.

I said lot of things that I didn't mean.

I got a little upset that's all.

But I didn't mean a word of it.

Gilligan, can't you understand I'm trying to apologize to you?

Gilligan, I'm not going back until you forgive me.

Gilligan, alright. If you won't out, I'm coming in after you.

- I'll stay here. - Yeah, please.

And don't move 'cause I'm going in after you.

- Alright. - Oop. Gilligan.

Hi, Skipper, Do you like my new home?

There's only one room with a few pictures.

- I-- - This is nonsense.

You're coming back to the hut.

No. I'm not going back to hear those mean things again.

I'm even a person. I got feelings.

- Even if I'm only Gilligan. - Can't you understand?

We are all sorry. We wanna make it up.

This is my home away from home.

- I'm going back. - Gilligan.

- From now on, I'm a lone wolf. - Gilligan. Wait, boy. Gilligan.

[howling]

Gilligan, my boy. Where are you?

This is cash! This is currency. This is coins.

Honey, stop waving these bills around. He cannot see them.

Well, you'll have to see money, darling.

The odor alone can carry 2 or 3 miles.

On a clear day when the wind is with you.

Oh, somebody terribly illiterate must live in that cave.

My dear, we have found Gilligan.

Gilligan, my boy, are you in there?

(Gilligan) 'Go away.'

But it's your friends, my dear boy. The Howells'.

- Tell him what we come to say. - Yes. I will.

G-Gilligan. We've come here to tell you..

- Must I? - Yes, you must.

Well, alright, Lovey.

Gilligan, we came here to apologize!

Ah, now that didn't hurt too much, did it?

No, you say it real fast, it kills the pain.

(Gilligan) 'I'm not going back. I'm staying right here.'

We must do something for that poor boy. It's a silly cave.

But what do you want me to do? Arrange cave to cave carpeting?

Oh, that's an idea. That's just what he needs carpeting.

Gimme those bills you were waving around.

Yeah, I know, but..

There you are, Gilligan. You spread those around.

And you'll have a marvelous carpet.

But this money's undeclared. I don't pay income on that.

- Oh, Lovey. Yeah. - Oh, God.

Professor, Ginger. Come quick. I've found Gilligan.

He's in the cave. Look.

Gilligan. We know you're in there.

Oh, Gilligan, please come out.

Okay, okay. I know you came here to apologize

for the mean things, money won't help. Even if I need a carpet.

I'm not going back. Because this is my home, and I'm a lone wolf.

[howling]

[dramatic music]

Gilligan. Come and get it.

Here is some goodies to make you bit more comfy.

[music continues]

Gilligan? A little something from your friends.

Man! Aren't we a bunch of old meanies?

Gave Gilligan our blankets and our food.

I made a supreme sacrifice. I gave him my priced possession.

Ah, Thurston. Your teddy bear.

Now, I gotta take my hat off to you.

Beneath that rough exterior, there lies a heart of gold.

If that was true. I would've had it removed and minted years ago.

We are all agreed on one thing. We want Gilligan back.

- Yes. - Oh, I agree, Professor.

But how do we convince Gilligan we really want him back?

In Hollywood, if you wanna convince somebody.

- We throw a party. - Ginger, that's right.

We'll throw a party for my little buddy.

I just adore parties. Whom should we invite?

But there's only seven of us on the island.

Oh, yes, of course. That's right.

We'll ask everybody. It will still be exclusive.

How do we get Gilligan to attend his own party?

That's right. He won't leave the cave.

Oh, what he sees in that cave is beyond me.

- It's absolutely frightening. - That's it, Mrs. Howell.

We'll make it more frightening. We'll scare him out of the cave.

Scare him, how?

We'll use those master masks

that I found on the bottom of magicians crate.

Gilligan will come out of there so fast

we'll have to catch up to him. Now, you girls can get that

"Welcome back Gilligan" cake ready.

And gentlemen, as far as work concern

you two monsters, come with me.

- All know what to do? - You give the signal.

We all go.

- Got that? - Yeah.

Alright, come on.

Now.

[people screaming]

Once more.

[people screaming]

[screaming continues]

Look, look, look. I told you guys before.

This is my home away from home. And I'm a lone wolf.

[howling]

Monsters! Monsters! Run for your lives!

Run for you. Run for you.

What kind of cake you're making, Mary Ann?

On this island. Hand me the coconut powder.

(Gilligan) 'Monsters! Monsters!'

Monsters. Monsters.

I mean, don't worry, ladies. I'll save you all.

- I think it's working. - Good.

Flash powder. I'll get the Monsters.

Flash powder here.

[sneezes]

Don't worry, I'll take care of those monsters.

- Gilligan, I've to-- - I can't.

Only seconds behind, they'll be here in seconds.

- But Gilligan.. - Oops. Oops.

Forgot something.

Now listen, now don't panic and don't worry.

Come on, girls. Let's finish the cake.

Alright, you monsters. Now get..

Take one more step and I'll kill myself.

Gilligan, it's us.

Ahhhh.

Oh, I get it. You're trying to trick me, huh?

Putting those masks. Drive me out of the cave.

And drive me back. Well, you're not gonna fool me.

Can't you understand. We're trying to give you a party.

'The girls baked you a cake and everything.'

Gilligan, I'm afraid we've all been quite uncouth.

We all are make it up by acting a bit more couther.

Webster will forgive me.

(Skipper) 'Don't you have just a little space'

'in your heart to forgive us?'

Oh, I already forgave you, guys. Only thing bothering me is

I don't see after three dinners, how do you have room for cake.

Well, one of customers I'm to public speaking

I'll make this very brief.

You think, my buddy Skipper be such a wonderful guy.

I wanna thank Professor being a wonderful guy.

Mr. Howell for being a wonderful guy.

And Mrs. Howell for being a such a wonderful guy.

You girls for making me a wonderful guy.

For baking me such a wonderful pie.

And making me a wonderful cake.

- I mean baking-- - Gilligan, that's enough now.

Blow out the candles. So we could have a piece of cake.

Just one more thing, Skipper. In conclusion, I'd like to say

'I will never leave you all ever, ever again.'

- Is everybody alright? - Yeah.

Where is Gilligan?

(Gilligan) 'Up here.'

- Are you alright? - I'm fine. Great party.

(Howell) 'Boy, what a blow out.'

[light music]

Good morning, Skipper. Missed your breakfast.

Thank you, Gilligan. I decided to patch up

the hole you made on the roof first.

I'm learning a new magic trick. Want to see?

No, Gilligan. You're not gonna pull this tablecloth out.

This is one meal I'm gonna eat.

I'm not gonna pull the tablecloth out.

I can make the table rise.

- Sure. You can. - Yeah, I can. Watch.

I command you to rise.

- I did it. - Gilligan, this is impossible.

- It is? - Yes!

You never should've said that.

* They're here for a long, long time *

* They'll have to make the best of things *

* It's an uphill climb *

* The first mate and his skipper too *

* Will do their very best

* To make the others comfortable *

* In their tropic island nest

* No phones, no lights, no motor cars *

* Not a single luxury

* Like Robinson Crusoe

* It's primitive as can be *

* So join us here each week my friends *

* You're sure to get a smile *

* From seven stranded castaways *

* Here on Gilligan's Isle *