Original subtitles

* JUST SIT RIGHT BACK *

* AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE *

* A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP *

* THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT *

* ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP *

* THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY SAILIN' MAN *

* THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE *

* 5 PASSENGERS SET SAIL THAT DAY *

* FOR A 3-HOUR TOUR *

* A 3-HOUR TOUR *

[THUNDER]

* THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH *

* THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED *

* IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW *

* THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST *

* THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST *

* THE SHIP SET GROUND ON THE SHORE *

* OF THIS UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE *

* WITH GILLIGAN *

* THE SKIPPER, TOO *

* THE MILLIONAIRE *

* AND HIS WIFE *

* A MOVIE STAR *

* AND THE REST *

* ARE HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE *

SKIPPER, GIVE ME A HAND HERE, WILL YOU?

YEAH, SURE, PROFESSOR.

THIS IS A WONDERFUL WAY

TO PROTECT OUR FOOD SUPPLY.

IT'LL BE COOL DOWN THERE.

YEAH, GILLIGAN PROMOTED

A STEAMER TRUNK FROM THE HOWELLS.

FIGURES HE'LL PUT ALL THE FOOD IN IT

AND DROP THE WHOLE THING IN THE PIT.

AH, IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.

YOU TWO MEN DESERVE A LOT OF CREDIT.

OH, I CAN'T TAKE ANY BOWS THIS TIME, PROFESSOR.

THESE ARE ALL GILLIGAN'S DECISIONS.

ALL EXCEPT ONE.

WHAT WAS THAT?

HE DECIDED I COULD DO THE DIGGING.

OKAY, GILLIGAN, I'LL RELIEVE YOU.

COME ON.

OHH.

OH, MY BACK! MY BACK!

WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER, CAN'T YOU STRAIGHTEN UP?

NO, I'M STUCK. I'M STUCK.

GILLIGAN, YOU'VE JUST GOT A CRAMP. I'LL FIX THAT.

CAREFUL, SKIPPER.

DON'T WORRY, PROFESSOR, I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

[LOUD CRACK]

GOSH, LITTLE BUDDY, DID I HURT YOU?

NO, SKIPPER. I HAD SOME SEASHELLS IN MY BACK POCKETS.

OH, I'LL DIG AWHILE.

PROFESSOR, GET GILLIGAN TO HELP YOU.

YEAH. GET ME ONE OF THOSE, UH, BAMBOO RODS,

WILL YOU, GILLIGAN?

NO, NO, NO. A SHORT ONE. A SHORT ONE.

OH.

LIKE THAT.

PROFESSOR!

GILLIGAN!

LOOK WHAT I JUST DUG UP.

Professor: WHY, IT'S ONE OF THOSE ANCIENT TIKI GODS.

RIGHT. IT'S KONA.

KONA? THE GOD OF EVIL.

THIS MUST BE HIS ANCIENT BURIAL PLACE.

WHOEVER DISTURBS HIS REST IS CURSED FOREVER.

THANKS FOR TAKING OVER THE DIGGING, SKIPPER.

NOW, LOOK, YOU DON'T BELIEVE

THESE NATIVE SUPERSTITIONS, DO YOU?

HE SURE DOES, PROFESSOR.

HE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT THESE ISLANDS,

SACRED GODS AND CURSES.

SURELY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NONSENSE, GILLIGAN.

SURELY I DON'T, BUT I DO.

PROFESSOR, YOU'D BELIEVE IT, TOO

IF YOU'D SEEN SOME OF THE STRANGE THINGS I'VE SEEN.

WELL, IF YOU'RE BOTH AFRAID,

I'LL TAKE OVER THE DIGGING.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT.

[RUMBLING]

SUPERSTITIONS, EH? IT'S THE CURSE OF KONA,

AND IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.

SKIPPER, LITTLE EARTHQUAKES

ARE NOT UNCOMMON ON THESE VOLCANIC ISLANDS.

THE UNDERGROUND GASES EXERT PRESSURE

ON THE SUBSTRATA FORMATIONS,

CAUSING SHIFTS IN THE GEOLOGICAL STRIATIONS.

SKIPPER, I AGREE.

GILLIGAN, HOW COULD YOU AGREE? DID YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID?

NO, BUT IT'S THE WAY HE SAYS IT.

PROFESSOR, WE'VE GOT TO WARD OFF THESE EVIL SPIRITS.

I'VE GOT SOME CHARMS IN THE HUT THAT MAY--

NOW, LOOK, SKIPPER, THIS IS THE TWENTIETH CENTURY,

AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE

TO SUPPORT ANY OF THIS SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE.

NOW, LET'S FORGET ALL ABOUT THE CURSE OF KONA

AND GET BACK TO DIGGING THAT PIT FOR OUR FOOD.

WELL, BUT I--

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL DO THE DIGGING.

YOU AND GILLIGAN GO GET SOME MORE LOGS FOR SUPPORTS.

COME ON, SKIPPER. MAYBE HE'S RIGHT, HUH?

OKAY, BUT--

OOH!

SKIPPER, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

IT'S ANOTHER WARNING FROM KONA.

THAT'S NOT A WARNING, SKIPPER, IT'S AN ACCIDENT,

THE KIND OF ACCIDENT THAT OCCURS

WITH PREDICTABLE REGULARITY AND STATISTICAL FREQUENCY.

SKIPPER. GILLIGAN.

IT'S THE WAY HE SAYS IT.

LET'S GO GET SOME LOGS.

BOY, YOU SURE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF BIG WORDS.

WELL, I SURE HOPE THIS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.

GILLIGAN, I'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER

WHEN KONA'S IN HIS ORIGINAL BURIAL PLACE.

ISN'T THAT DEEP ENOUGH YET?

NO, I'M GONNA MAKE IT JUST A LITTLE DEEPER.

I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.

SEEMS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT OF TROUBLE FOR A LITTLE STATUE.

IT'S A LOT OF TROUBLE, BUT IT'S WORTH IT.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, LOVEY?

THAT STATUE MUST BE WORTH A FORTUNE.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY'RE BURYING IT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

TELL THE PROFESSOR?

NO. TAKE IT OURSELVES.

REST QUIETLY, KONA.

AHH. THERE.

THAT'S A LOAD OFF MY MIND.

WE'LL PUT THE FOOD LOCKER RIGHT ON TOP.

EXACTLY, GILLIGAN.

LET'S GET GOING BEFORE THE PROFESSOR GETS BACK.

YES. HE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

THURSTON, PLEASE HURRY.

GOOD HEAVENS, LOVEY, HOW DO YOU WORK ONE OF THESE?

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT NOW.

IT'S--IT'S HIDDEN.

YES, BUT, THURSTON, WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN GILLIGAN AND THE SKIPPER FIND IT MISSING?

SIMPLE. WE JUST ACCUSE THE PROFESSOR.

OH, THURSTON. JUST JOKING, MY DEAR.

I WONDER IF THEY'RE HOME?

ANYBODY THERE?

ANYBODY THERE?

I JUST SAID THAT, GILLIGAN.

WELL, THEY SHOULD BE BACK SOON.

IT'S GETTING DARK. MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT.

WAIT? WHY SHOULD WE WAIT?

ALL WE DID WAS COME OVER TO GET THE STEAMER TRUNK,

AND THEY SAID WE COULD PICK THAT UP ANYTIME.

HA HA HA.

THERE IT IS, GILLIGAN.

LET'S GET IT OUT OF HERE.

WELL, I GUESS THE HOWELLS HAVEN'T UNPACKED IT YET.

WELL, LET'S EMPTY IT OUT.

OH, LOOK, IT'S LOCKED.

WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BE A KEY AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.

LET'S START LOOKING FOR IT.

GILLIGAN.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

UHH. I DO BELIEVE IT.

WHAT IS IT, SKIPPER?

GILLIGAN, LOOK IN THERE.

HOW'D IT GET BACK HERE?

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.

IT'S THE CURSE OF KONA.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH, OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. IT'S FOLLOWING ME.

GILLIGAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BURY IT.

WHY ME?

WELL, I'M THE ONE THAT HAS THE CURSE OF KONA UPON HIM.

MAYBE IF YOU BURY IT, IT'LL GO AWAY.

DO I HAVE TO?

PLEASE, GILLIGAN, LITTLE BUDDY.

OKAY, SKIPPER.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME WITH THOSE BIG EYES.

GILLIGAN.

SKIPPER.

[RUMBLING]

STOP IT, WILL YOU? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR CURSE.

LOOK, I DIDN'T DIG YOU UP

AND I'M PUTTING YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG.

STOP STARING AT ME, WILL YOU?

I GOT A GOOD MIND TO THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN.

[THUNDER]

BUT I WON'T, I WON'T.

I'M NOT AFRAID. I'M NOT AFRAID. I'M NOT AFRAID.

I'M AFRAID!

I'M AFRAID--AFRAID!

DID YOU DO IT? YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, DID YOU BURY HIM IN THE RIGHT PLACE?

WELL, KIND OF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "KIND OF"?

WELL, IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. WELL, NEXT TO THE PIT?

WELL, IT'S SORT OF KIND OF NEXT TO THE PIT.

GILLIGAN, DID YOU BURY KONA, OR DID YOU NOT?

WELL, HE'S BETTER THAN BURIED. HE'S LOST.

LOST? YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T BURY HIM?

GILLIGAN, HOW COULD YOU LET ME DOWN LIKE THIS?

I'M SORRY, SKIPPER, BUT I WAS SCARED.

WELL, WHERE IS HE? HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

I JUST THREW HIM AND RAN. JUST THREW HIM AND RAN?

GILLIGAN, YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW ME WHERE YOU THREW HIM.

COME ON, GILLIGAN. SHOW ME!

WE'D BETTER TAKE THIS.

OH, NEVER MIND THAT, GILLIGAN.

WHICH WAY DID YOU SAY, GILLIGAN? OOH!

SORRY, SKIPPER. I'M SORRY.

I WAS JUST TYING MY SHOELACE.

MY SHOE WAS UNTIED, SKIPPER, SO--

[SIGHS]

ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN.

I KNOW YOUR SHOE WAS UNTIED.

NOW, WHICH WAY DID YOU SAY?

THE LEFT, SKIPPER. HERE. I'LL LEAD. I'LL SHOW YOU.

NO. I SHALL LEAD.

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH FOR TODAY.

THANK YOU, GILLIGAN.

[GLUB] WHOA!

GILLIGAN! HELP! GILLIGAN!

SKIPPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THERE?

STAY BACK, GILLIGAN! IT'S QUICKSAND!

HERE. CAN YOU REACH ME?

UGH! ARGH! NO, I CAN'T REACH YOU!

GILLIGAN, YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING?

YEAH. YOU'RE SINKING.

IT'S THE WILL OF KONA. I'M DOOMED!

I'LL GO FIND THE STATUE AND BURY IT. YOU'LL BE OKAY.

GILLIGAN, COME BACK HERE!

BY THE TIME YOU BURY IT, I'LL BE BURIED!

DO SOMETHING. DON'T JUST STAND THERE!

I'LL GET SOME VINES. STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

YEAH. JUST--GILLIGAN!

SAVE ME! HURRY UP!

STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, SKIPPER.

DON'T PANIC.

I'M ALMOST UNDER. HELP ME!

I'LL GET YOU OUT, SKIPPER.

HOLD YOUR BREATH, SKIPPER.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, SKIPPER.

DON'T WORRY, SKIPPER. I'M COMIN'!

WAIT A MINUTE, SKIPPER. HERE I COME, SKIPPER.

HERE I COME. SKIPPER?

THANK GOODNESS YOU FINALLY TOUCHED BOTTOM! I'LL GET YOU OUT!

CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH A LITTLE LONGER?

OKAY, GILLIGAN.

THESE VINES GOT ALL TANGLED.

I'M ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN.

I'LL GET YOU OUT IN A SECOND.

GILLIGAN...

LOOK, NOT NOW. I'M BUSY.

I GOTTA GET THE SKIPPER OUT OF THE QUICKSAND.

GILLIGAN-- LOOK, I TOLD YOU

I'M BUSY. MY FRIEND IS DOWN--

[SIGHS]

OH. HI, SKIPPER. YOU GOT OUT, HUH?

IT WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.

KONA'S GONNA GET ME SOONER OR LATER.

AND WE LOOKED FOR KONA ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND COULDN'T FIND HIM.

SKIPPER SURE IS DEPRESSED.

YEAH. I WISH WE COULD FIND A WAY TO CHEER HIM UP.

I KNOW. LET'S GIVE HIM A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. WHEN'S HIS BIRTHDAY?

LAST MONTH. LAST MONTH?

YEAH. IT'LL BE A BIG SURPRISE.

YOU KNOW, YOU MAY HAVE SOMETHING, GILLIGAN.

LOOK AT THIS.

GINGER, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

WHAT IS IT?

OOH, IT'S SOME KIND OF NATIVE CARVING.

LET'S SHOW IT TO THE SKIPPER.

I'LL BET HE'LL KNOW WHAT IT IS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS'LL BE OUR PRESENT.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA. BOY, WILL HE BE SURPRISED.

* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *

* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *

* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *

* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY *

HEY!

FEEL BETTER, SKIPPER?

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU, I FEEL JUST FINE.

I SALUTE EVERY ONE OF YOU.

DID YOU LIKE THE CAKE? OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL.

WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN. HE ATE HALF OF IT.

ALRIGHT, SKIPPER. TIME TO OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.

THAT'S FROM ME.

GEE, PROFESSOR.

OH...THANKS A LOT. I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

OH, SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED:

"THE HISTORY OF TREE SURGERY."

ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

WELL, I'LL LET EVERYBODY READ IT AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH IT.

BUT DON'T TELL US THE ENDING. I LOVE SUSPENSE.

THIS ONE'S FROM ME. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

OH, GILLIGAN.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

HA HA!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, GILLIGAN.

THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POCKET KNIFE.

YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING IT FOR YEARS.

HOW COME YOU'RE GIVING IT TO ME?

IT'S BROKEN.

HERE YOU ARE, SKIPPER. A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

MR. AND MRS. HOWELL.

LOOKS LIKE A GOLD EARRING. Lovey: IT IS.

I THINK EVERY SEA CAPTAIN SHOULD LOOK LIKE A PIRATE.

BE SURE AND WEAR IT WITH BASIC BLACK.

WHY, CERTAINLY, MR. HOWELL.

GEE, I THINK THIS IS THE NICEST BIRTHDAY PARTY I EVER HAD.

YOU FORGOT OUR PRESENT, SKIPPER.

HERE. YOU'LL LOVE IT.

THANKS, GIRLS. THANKS, GILLIGAN.

I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS VERY MUCH.

I KNOW I WAS KIND OF FEELING VERY SORRY FOR MYSELF AND PRETTY LOW

BUT, WELL, IT WAS SILLY OF ME TO TAKE THAT STUFF SO SERIOUSLY, AND I--

WELL, THANKS TO ALL OF YOU, I--I THINK EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

KONA!

KONA! KONA!

AAH! KONA!

KONA!

HERE YOU ARE.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK KONA?

HE KNOWS WHERE I AM ALL THE TIME.

OH, STOP IT. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW.

I'M NOT QUITTING NOW, I QUIT 3 HOURS AGO.

OH, THE WAY YOU TALK.

IT'S THE WAY I FEEL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK THAT YOU'RE FORGETTING

ABOUT THE 6 PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND WHO REALLY LOVE YOU.

IF I COULD JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT ONE LITTLE GUY ON THIS ISLAND THAT HATES ME.

THANKS FOR HELPING ME BURY THE STATUE, PROFESSOR.

THERE. I GUESS THAT'S DEEP ENOUGH.

A LITTLE BIT DEEPER, HUH?

I WANT HIM DOWN THERE SO DEEP HE'LL GET THE BENDS.

GILLIGAN, THAT STATUE CAN'T POSSIBLY GET OUT OF THIS PIT.

I DON'T KNOW, PROFESSOR.

EVERY TIME I THROW HIM AWAY, HE COMES BACK.

I THINK THE LITTLE DEVIL'S GOT BOOMERANG BLOOD.

GILLIGAN, PUT IT IN THE PIT.

A LITTLE BIT DEEPER, PLEASE?

[SIGHS]

OH, WHY, YOU'RE THE KIND OF MAN

THAT ANY YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE GIRL

WOULD LOVE TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE WITH.

WHY, YOU'RE--YOU'RE LOTS OF THINGS, SKIPPER.

YES, AND I'M DOOMED, I'M SCARED, AND I'M THROUGH.

LET'S COVER UP THAT STATUE SO NO ONE WILL EVER FIND IT.

RIGHT.

AAH!

AAH! AAH! OH!

SKIPPER, LOOK OUT FOR THAT...

[WHACK]

TREE.

OH...

MY HEAD.

AH!

OH...

WELL, HIS PULSE SEEMS TO BE NORMAL.

IT'S NO USE, PROFESSOR.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO FOR ME.

I'M A DOOMED MAN.

SKIPPER, YOU JUST HIT YOUR HEAD ON A TREE.

YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.

OH, GILLIGAN, I KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S THE WILL OF KONA.

YOU JUST WON'T BELIEVE ME. OH! MY HEAD!

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?

HE'LL JUST HAVE A BAD HEADACHE, THAT'S ALL.

MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY,

"STARVE A COLD AND FEED A FEVER."

GILLIGAN, HE'S GOT A BUMP ON THE HEAD.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A COLD, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A FEVER.

I KNOW, BUT IF HE GETS THEM, WE'LL BE READY.

LET'S LET HIM REST A WHILE.

YOU WATCH HIM, GILLIGAN.

COME ON, MARY ANN.

MIND IF WE COME IN?

WE'VE BEEN OUT IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR QUITE A WHILE.

ALRIGHT, BUT DON'T STAY TOO LONG.

WELL, OLD FELLA, YOU LOOK PRETTY CHIPPER

FOR SOMEONE WHO'S CRACKED HIS LITTLE HEAD WIDE OPEN.

OH! AH!

THURSTON, YOU'LL FRIGHTEN HIM.

YOU SHOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT

TO SOMEONE WHO'S SO DESPERATELY ILL.

COME ON, FOLKS. LET THE SKIPPER SLEEP.

WELL, ALRIGHT. BUT HE'LL NEVER RECOVER IF YOU MOLLY-CODDLE HIM.

MR. HOWELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRUISE ON THE SKIPPER'S HEAD?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRUISE ON THAT TREE? IT'S HORRIFYING.

YOU OUGHT TO NOTIFY SMOKEY THE BEAR.

COME ALONG. BYE.

DON'T WORRY, SKIPPER. YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.

IT'S USELESS. IT'S USELESS.

THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE ME IS WATUBI.

ONLY WATUBI!

WATUBI? WHO'S HE? THE ANCIENT WITCH DOCTOR.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LIFT THE CURSE OF KONA OFF ME.

WATUBI! WATUBI!

SKIPPER, WATUBI IS JUST MORE NATIVE SUPERSTITION.

WATUBI DOESN'T EXIST.

WATUBI! WATUBI!

IS HE ALRIGHT?

IT'S HIS MENTAL ATTITUDE, GILLIGAN. HE'S GIVING UP.

HE HASN'T GOT THE WILL TO GO ON.

JUST BECAUSE HE'S SO SUPERSTITIOUS?

I'M AFRAID SO.

IT'S PLAIN FEAR, GILLIGAN, JUST PLAIN FEAR.

WHY, IF HE DOESN'T SNAP OUT OF IT,

HE CAN TALK HIMSELF INTO ANYTHING.

OH.

[SIGHS]

GILLIGAN.

GILLIGAN!

YOU WANT SOMETHING, SKIPPER?

NO, BUT I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.

GET ME MY SEA CHEST.

GILLIGAN? YEAH, SKIPPER?

IT'S ON MY FINGERS.

GILLIGAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HANG ON

BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE SOME OF MY VALUABLE POSSESSIONS.

AW, COME ON, SKIPPER. DON'T BE SILLY.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED ALL YOUR THINGS.

YOU'LL BE UP AND AROUND BY TOMORROW.

GILLIGAN, NO, I WON'T. THE WATUBI DIDN'T COME.

SKIPPER, YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE THAN THIS.

GILLIGAN, THE WATUBI DIDN'T COME.

NOW, PLEASE DON'T ARGUE. I'M TOO WEAK.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? YEAH, YOUR HAT.

IT MEANS MORE THAN THAT. IT MEANS LEADERSHIP,

AND AFTER I'M GONE, YOU'LL BE SKIPPER.

OH, NO. PUT IT ON.

OH, NO, SKIPPER, YOU'RE STILL THE SKIPPER.

PUT IT ON.

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE SKIPPER, SKIPPER.

I CAN NEVER BE SKIPPER.

YOU'RE RIGHT. TAKE IT OFF.

WE DO NEED YOU.

GILLIGAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BE BRAVE, FACE THE FACTS.

I WANT YOU TO OPEN MY SEA CHEST.

SOME OF MY MOST VALUABLE POSSESSIONS ARE IN THERE.

BOY, LOOK AT ALL THAT JUNK.

OOH! SORRY, SKIPPER.

JUNK?

MY LIFE IS IN THAT CHEST.

THAT STUFF IS PRICELESS.

A BOTTLE CAP?

SINGAPORE, 1947.

FROM THE FIRST BOTTLE OF BEER I EVER OPENED WITH MY TEETH.

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR?

WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO,

BUT SOME GUY HIT ME IN THE MOUTH WITH A BOTTLE.

YOU CAN HAVE THAT, TOO.

WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE IT.

HEY, I'LL BET THIS HAS GOT A LOT OF MEMORIES, HUH?

[LOUD RATTLING]

I'M SORRY, SKIPPER. I FORGOT. YOUR HEAD.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? TAKE IT ANYWAY.

SKIPPER, WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?

NOTHING. IT MUST HAVE JUST CRAWLED IN THERE.

THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING:

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS RING.

OH, NO. I COULDN'T TAKE THAT.

PLEASE TAKE IT. NO, I CAN'T.

DON'T ARGUE. HELP ME GET IT OFF.

SKIPPER, I REALLY DON'T THINK I SHOULD TAKE THAT RING, SKIPPER.

TAKE IT!

OKAY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

IT'S BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR OVER 200 YEARS.

IT WON'T BUDGE. WELL, KEEP AT IT.

IT'S MOST IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE IT.

YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO HAVE IT?

YES, GILLIGAN!

COULD YOU MOVE OVER A LITTLE BIT?

NEVER MIND. MAYBE WE BETTER FORGET IT.

OH, NO, SKIPPER, I'LL GET IT.

NEVER MIND, GILLIGAN.

NO, NO, SKIPPER. I'LL GET IT.

GILLIGAN, NEVER MIND!

GILLIGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, I, UH..

SKIPPER WANTED TO GIVE ME HIS RING.

SKIPPER, IS YOUR HEAD ALRIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY FINGER'S KILLING ME!

YOU'D BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.

GILLIGAN, YOU COME ON OUTSIDE.

NOW, GILLIGAN, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

HE THINKS HE'S DONE FOR.

HE WANTED TO GIVE ME ALL HIS POSSESSIONS.

OH, I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. THAT MEANS HE'S SINKING LOWER.

YEAH. HE SEEMED REAL DISAPPOINTED THAT WATUBI DIDN'T COME.

AH, THE SKIPPER AND HIS SILLY SUPERSTITIONS.

WELL, SILLY OR NOT, I WISH WATUBI WOULD COME, WHOEVER HE IS.

GILLIGAN? HUH?

I THINK I KNOW WHO WATUBI IS.

WHO? WHO?

OH.

[SNORING]

[BOOM]

FIRE! FIRE!

FIRE!

FIRE!

WATUBI. WATUBI.

[COUGHING] [COUGHING]

WATUBI, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT.

NEITHER DID I--

I MEAN, WATUBI HERE TO LIFT CURSE OF KONA!

OOP!

YOU WILL? YES.

MAGIC POWDER, PLEASE.

WEE-AHH-LAH! OBEE DOOBEE AHH-LAH!

AH-CHOO! GESUNDHEIT.

THANK YOU!

I FORGOT THE CHANT. OH, GEE, SO DID I.

DO YOU REMEMBER IT? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO.

I'M SORRY. I ONLY HAD AN HOUR TO LEARN MY LINES.

WATUBI, WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WE FORGOT OUR LINES.

NOTHING, MY SON.

OOH! * WHOA HO *

* HO HO AYE *

* WHOA AYE *

[WHAP WHAP] OH! OH!

[WHAP WHAP] OH! OH!

* WAY AYE OH OH *

HEY! HEY! HEY!

THE CURSE IS LIFTED! YOU ARE WELL AGAIN!

I AM? I DON'T FEEL ANY BETTER.

MORE MAGIC POWDER.

* OOH LAGA LAH POOH *

[COUGHING]

* AH OOH AH-LAH PHOO *

* YEE AH AH-AH *

* YEE-AHH *

* HO HO HEY *

* HEY OH UHH *

OLe! OLe! OLe!

CURSE IS LIFTED. GET OUT OF BED.

I--I CAN'T. I CAN'T!

LISTEN TO ME. I AM GREAT WA-TUN-BI.

WATUBI!

WATUBI. GET OUT OF BED! YOU ARE CURED! ARISE!

I COMMAND IT!

[RUMBLING] AAH! AAH!

[RUMBLING]

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[RUMBLING STOPS]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME.

WATUBI, I WAS WRONG!

YOUR POWERS ARE GREATER THAN KONA!

ARISE! I COMMAND IT!

[RUMBLING] AAH! AAH!

[RUMBLING STOPS]

YOU WILL WALK NOW,

OR WATUBI WILL MAKE EARTH TREMBLE AGAIN!

OH, GILLIGAN, DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.

QUIET! I AM THE GREAT WATUBI!

WALK! WALK! WALK!

I'M DOING IT. IT'S WORKING!

I'M-- WATUBI NEVER FAILS.

I'M CURED!

PROFESSOR, EVERYONE!

I'M CURED!

EVERYONE, I'M CURED! I'M CURED!

LOOK, I CAN WALK AGAIN. I CAN WALK. HA HA HA!

I DID IT! I DID IT! OH, LOOK, HOW HAPPY. HE'S--

SKIPPER, LOOK OUT FOR THAT--

[WHACK]

FEELING ANY BETTER, SKIPPER?

OH, THIS AWFUL HEAT. I WISH WE COULD DO SOMETHING.

I GUESS I'M STILL WEAK.

I THINK I'LL GO IN AND LIE DOWN AWHILE.

HERE. LET ME HELP YOU, SKIPPER.

THANKS, GILLIGAN.

[COUGHING]

YES, YOU'D BETTER GET SOME REST, SKIPPER.

THANKS, PROFESSOR.

GILLIGAN, YOU WERE WONDERFUL.

IF HE'S SO WONDERFUL,

WHY DOESN'T HE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HEAT?

MAYBE I WILL.

OH, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, GILLIGAN.

THOSE EARTHQUAKES WERE JUST A COINCIDENCE.

COINCIDENCE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'VE GOT THE POWER.

ALRIGHT, WATUBI.

LET'S HAVE A NICE, COOL BREEZE.

OKAY, A NICE, COOL BREEZE.

I AM THE GREAT GILLIGAN!

STOP THAT, GILLIGAN.

OKAY, ONE NICE, COOL BREEZE.

I AM THE GREAT GILLIGAN! I COMMAND IT!

I DON'T FEEL ANY BREEZE.

NEITHER DO I.

THE KID IS A FAKER. BLOOD WILL TELL.

AAH! AAH! AAH! AH! AAH!

I GUESS I OVERDID IT...

A LITTLE.

* NOW THIS IS THE TALE OF OUR CASTAWAYS *

* THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME *

* THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS *

* IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB *

* THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *

* WILL DO THEIR VERY BEST *

* TO MAKE THE OTHERS COMFORTABLE *

* IN THEIR TROPIC ISLAND NEST *

* NO PHONES, NO LIGHTS NO MOTORCARS *

* NOT A SINGLE LUXURY *

* LIKE ROBINSON CRUSOE *

* IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE *

* SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS *

* YOU'RE SURE TO GET A SMILE *

* FOR 7 STRANDED CASTAWAYS *

* HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE *