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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(WIND WHISTLES)

(CHICKEN CLUCKS)

- Holy. Who impregnated that chick?
(CHUCKLES)

- Looks like no one's
being eliminated, right?
- Yeah.

Who do you think's
gonna be next up?

- Hopefully not Logan,
cos I don't want him to be here.
- Hee-hee-hee!

- You reckon he's a Fboy, eh?
- Mate, nothing else.

- I reckon Taite's next as well.

- You reckon?
- Fucking boring as.

(ALL LAUGH)

- Holy shit. It's not what I expect
to come from your mouth. (LAUGHS)

- # I like them boys.

# I like them boys. #

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(LATIN HIP-HOP MUSIC)

- All right, boys.
That was a rough night.

- Bro, you're telling me, eh?

- Shav calls out that there's no
elimination, and I am absolutely
fuming.

- It was terrible, eh? I've been put
up by both the girls I'm not even
going for, and I waslike...

- I will give you advice
when you get up there.

- Shut up.
- (ALL LAUGH)

Honestly, don't keep talking.

- Sammy, you were up there for
another time. How are you feeling?
- Yeah.

- You get good one-on-one
time with them, at least.
- (ALL LAUGH)

I'm trying to be the best
me possible, and, you know, I
wanna put the graft in.

I wanna show people
the best Sammy, you know?
The daft bastard that I am.

But there's some
other stuff going on,

and, you know, I'm not making
a connection with the girls.

I just spoke my truth, you know?

But it's tough, so I just wanna
make the best of it, you know?

- I just can't get over elimination.

I felt so cheated. Like, I felt
so fucking angry. I was like...

- 100% we had Fboys in there.
I could feel it.

- I was so ready to get
rid of some Fboys.

I feel like there's a couple
of guys that just need to go.

- I had a chat with Logan.

- He is starting to stand
out a little bit for me.
- I know!

He's slowly getting better-looking
day-by-day. Is it because he's
getting more tanned?

- He did say, 'I was quite
pasty when I came here.'
- Oh! Yeah!

- # Ooh!

# This ain't your usual love story. #

- So later on today, bro, I'll be out
in that sun, getting some fucking UV
on the skin, bro. (GIGGLES)

Nah, but it was a decent chat, bro.

Like, I feel like we got to know
each other a whole lot better.

Bro, just hopefully to get some
more one-on-one time from now on.

- We got it done, boys. We're good.

Obviously weren't up for
elimination, any of us.

- Greg is the most
adorable thing ever.

He's getting more and more
confident, as, like, I talk to him.

And he's doing
everything I'm asking.

And I want him to kiss me,
so I can, like, make my mind up on
this, like, Zac vs Greg little saga.

I'm split 50-50 down the middle.

Can someone just, like,
overpower each other or something?

So get a kiss from Greg ―
that is my number one mission.

- Let's go get ready for the day.

Hopefully we get some
more time with these boys.

- Some more time, some more effort,
some more chivalry, some more
fanny flutters and butterflies.

(ROOSTER CROWS)

- It's a rooster.
- There's a big cock on the wall.
(LAUGHS)

- I think that's the biggest
cock we've seen so far.

- # Freak out!

# Don't think about it.

# We'll do it now. #

- Morning, girls. Morning, Shav.
- Morning, morning, morena!

- All looking beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Kia ora, boys.

So, the ladies have spent
the morning fiddling...

with their Fboy radars.

Because there are
still Fboys amongst you

'posing' as nice guys.

And today, ladies, you can see who
out of your remaining men you can
'picture' yourself with long-term.

Anyone know what we're doing today?

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

- Oh my God. They don't know.
- (LAUGHTER)

'Picture'. 'Posing'.

- We're not really that on to it.

- Take a guess.

- Modelling?

- Thank you, William.

- You've saved your gender today.
- Thank you so much.

- You are going to be having
an FBOY Island photo shoot.

(ALL CHEER)

- I'm a bit daunted by it.

I have to do the funniest
things that come to mind.

- Greg.
- Kia ora.

- You're a model, right? Kia ora.
- Sometimes, yeah.

- Ross, you're a model as well, yes?

- In the past, a little bit.

- So have you got any
advice for the boys?

- Um, yeah, just be natural.

- I mean, actually, for most of you,
probably don't do that.
- (ALL LAUGH)

- So, ladies, we're gonna
do this schoolyard styles.

You get to pick your models.

Keira, who do you
wanna get papped with?

- Um, the first boy I'm
gonna be taking is Logan.

- Awesome.
- Come over here.

- Greg.

Zac probably thinks,
'I'm definitely gonna get picked.'

Nope. Not gonna give him the
satisfaction of thinking that
I'm gonna pick you first.

- Taite, you're grid-worthy,
so come over here.

- Iggy. (GIGGLES)
- Sorry, boys.

- Sammy.

- Taynen.
- Yes!

- William.

- Cooper.
- Sam.

- Martini. (GIGGLES)
- Chur, bo.

- Zac.

- John.
- On ya, mate.

- Ross.

- Come over here.
- Last place!

- Come on, Thomas.

- I got picked!

- OK, go make love ― to the camera!
To the camera. Go, go, go, go.

- # My, my, my, oh my.
I can't believe my eyes.

- OK, you gotta teach me the poses.

- You don't have to look at the
camera. Look slightly above it.

- Greg's looking smooth
with it, though, eh?

- Remember that kayak joke?
Did you know that 'kayak'
backwards is 'kayak'?

- (SNORTS)
- There we go. Now do that
and look at the camera.

- I love Greg's humour
and the fact that he can make me all
giggly and smiley and comfortable.

- You just have to
sit there and chillax.

It was kinda cute, cos you
could tell she was quite nervous.

There's the smile that we wanna see.

- Greg's face was close to mine,
and my face was here as well,

and... he just looks like
he's about to go in for a kiss.

And out of the peripheral vision,
I could see Zac in the back, too.

And I'm just like,
'Please, Greg, just take a hint.
Please just don't do it now.'

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

# Drip by drip, too crazy.

# Real, like, wavy, baby.

# Don't I look like a boss? #

- Fuck, look at him go.

- Greg's face is close to mine,
and he just looks like he's about
to go in for a kiss.

I could see Zac in the back,
too, and I'm just like,

'Please, Greg, just take a hint.
Please just don't do it now.'

(SQUEALS, LAUGHS)

I want the ground to literally
just swallow me whole.

Why did it have to be now, Greg?

I'm sure the photographer has got
a photo of me just pulling back
and Greg going in for a kiss.

- OK.
- Do you mind if I kiss your cheek?

- Yeah. Yeah, No, that's fine.
I just won't be as surprised
this time.

- # She played a song.
It's her favourite.

# With her spaceship
it ain't basic. #

- JOHN: Oh, that might have been
the worst jump of all time.

He is not an athlete, is he?

- Space in the middle, please.
Come on.

- I'm a little bit nervous.
I don'tlovethe camera.

- Like, is he taking
his kid for a walk?

- I'm not doing no poses.
Don't be asking me to do this.

(BOYS GUFFAW)

- I feel like we're still
getting to know the boys,

so, you know, getting up
and close is a bit awkward.

- SAM: Mummy loves you, dear.
- (LAUGHS)

- What do you wanna pose like ―
brother and sister?

- Oh! (LAUGHS)

- T looks like he's
on a family holiday.

- # You rhymin'.
We really ain't stoppin'. #

- Get a bit of separation
in there, please.

- You're not liking this, eh, bro?
- This is funny!

- I spent most of my time drawing
in the sand, cos I didn't actually
wanna look.

- Oh!

- # They know who it be.

- Heh. Nice to make
him a bit jealous. (CHUCKLES)

- (LAUGHS)
- High school ball photo.

- # I ain't playin'.
You know! Been high.

- Logan, your shoelace is untied.
- Sure, bro.
- (GIGGLES)

- Don't blink.

Got in there straight away.
Look into each other's eyes.
Romantic as fuck!

- Fantastic.

- You've got really nice eyes.
- You too.

- Oh, they looked fucking awkward.

Dick's out.

- Go down on all fours.
- I'm not going on all fours.

- I'm not too worried.

I can probably do better than that.

- (LAUGHS)

- Lovely.

- Kissing arse. (SNIGGERS)

- I did kiss her bum.

I thought I would have a bit of
distance, just to pretend to kiss.

But I think I went a bit too close.

- I don't know what his game plan
was, but I don't think he was
expecting me to see that.

- Get a bit close.
- (CHUCKLES)

Just like this.

- Damn, are these guys
getting another kiss?

- You may kiss the bride.

- Oh no. (SQUEALS)

- This guy's whipping
out all the moves.

- I think she enjoyed her time.

- # Get your body down real low. #

- (GASPS, LAUGHS)

I think people forget
that I love funny guys.

Smile. Mmrm-mrmm!

This looks like
dumb, dumb and dumber.

- The height? You're all right.

- Yeah...
- You're owning it. Good on you.

I feel like a giant. (LAUGHS)

- He's got a big personality.
Don't worry.

- LAUGHS: I just don't
feel feminine at all.

- Careful with the hand, Iggy.

- It felt like we
were getting closer.

- I'm feeling really awkward.

Next.

There's some boys that are, like,
less of a connection there, I guess.

- Um...
- What are we doing?
- I'm not too sure, to be fair.

I don't really enjoy
doing photo shoots,

especially when I'm not getting
paid an outlandish amount of money
for 'em.

And then... (CLEARS THROAT)

- Let's just vogue it first, babe.
- Vogue it?
- Yeah.

- 50 bucks on Coco.

- COOPER: Pretty... splendid, bro.

- JOHN: OK, you gotta say,
'I'm flying.'

- I'm flying.
- (LAUGHS)

- There's zero chemistry
between me and Kita.

(LAUGHS)

I wanted some nice photos of me at
a beach to stick on my Instagram.

Just make sure you're tensing.

It's unfortunate that there has
to be someone else there as well.

- Beautiful. Lovely.

- Don't drop her, Sam.

- Who's got the
strongest connection?

Me. (LAUGHS)

Do you have to ask?

She doesn't have a
connection with anyone else.

And these guys can jump around
and laugh and sniff each other's
arses all they want,

but I just don't see it happening.

I don't have competition.
Not at the moment. No.

ECHOES: Not at the moment.

(DRAMATIC POUNDING MUSIC)

- I'm coming in to win.

Better late than never.
I'm gonna fuck shit up.

- I'm here to get to know
the girls, not the guys.

- Let's play ball.

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

- Where is everybody?

- I'm walking out to the
pool party with the girls.

I mean, I know it's not
the weather for it, but, like,
where are our boys?

- Oh my God. Where are all the boys?

- Oh my gosh!

- Who's the strangers
sitting in our hot tub?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

- Oh my God!

- Hi!
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hello!
- Hi.
- How are we?

- Wow. They're all beautiful.
Gorgeous.

- Everyone all right? A bit wet.
- Oh my God!

- The way they were dressed,
the way they held themselves,
and the confidence that they had.

- Nice to meet you.

Keira. Nice to meet you.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Oh my God!
Like, new intruders coming in.

Will? Oh my God! Insane eyes.

There's, like, a tall guy.

Herpie?

Herbie. Herbie, that's really tall.

And then we've got Mike.

I'm glad that they've come in,
because now they're challenging
the guys.

A little kick up the arse.

- Have you meet the other boys?
- There's other guys?

- Yeah. They're gonna freak.
- (LAUGHS) The ratio
is kinda working out.

I think this pool party is gonna
be very, very interesting.

Yeah, I hope they can
all bring their A-game.

- Party time, boys.
- Oh yes! Here we go.

- You guys look dangerous.

- Oh... shit.

- OK, this is not
what I was expecting.
- This is not what we wanted to see.

- Obviously I'm looking to see
what Sam's face is doing.

And he is pissed off.

- Oh, they're not happy.

- Gidday.
- Kia orana.

- Three dudes sitting there, and I'm
just like, 'Fuck! Are you serious?'

- Shun them.
- Here we go, boys.
Here's the snakes.

- What's up, boys? Hey, bro.
I'm Herbie. Nice to meet you.

- Shall we push them in the pool?

- William. Nice to meet you.
- Martin.

- I feel like the boys are shitting
themself, and I think that's good.

Like, I don't want them
to get too comfortable.

- What's your name, bro?
- Will.
- Will? Greg.

- Oh no! I'm Will too.
- Bro, I'm Will 2.0.

Oh, no you didn't, bro.
No you didn't.

- Sam. Nice to meet you, bro.
- Will.
- Cooper, bro.

- Fuck, so what was
their names, again?

- You don't need to know those
names, boys. They won't be here
long.

- OK, so in terms
of competition? Nah!

- Is that the guy
in the white shirt?

- That dude in the purple shirt ―
like, what areyoudoing here?

Not a problem. The boys are
all better-looking than him.

- Yeah, but it's about
personalities, too. He may be a...

- Nah, nah, nah.
- What if he's got his own business
and a 10-inch cock?

- (LAUGHS)

- I think at this point now,
I know that Keira and I are
gonna be a thing,

so I'm not fussed about potentially
missing out on my spot.

Looking forward to
meeting the new boys.

- What's your boys'
first impressions?

- I like Coco. She's funny.
- She's awesome to talk to.
She's real cool.

- Which girl took your eye?

- Keira. Yep.

- Yeah, I would've said Keira,
right away.

I do love blue eyes, generally.
Blue eyes, dark hair.

- God, it's fucking hard
to relax around here, eh?

There's always something
fucking going on.

- They've got a lot of making
up to do, that's for sure.

- That's what I mean. Do you reckon
any of them will be super bold in
what they do today?

- I'm just glad I'm not them,
to be honest.

- Any of you boys worried?

- Nah, I'm not fazed, bro.

The thing that would probably
make me worry is if they were,
like, actually good-looking.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

- (GIGGLES) OK.
Keep your eyes closed, OK?

- Yeah.
- Come this way. Come this way.

- And open! (LAUGHS)
- Aw, cute!

- I know it's not much, but I wanted
to do something nice for you, cos
you did something nice for me.

I also noticed... (GIGGLES)

that you may or may not have
tried to kiss me at the photo shoot.

- Yeah?
- Maybe.
- Maybe?

And I may have just dodged away.

- Yeah?
- Maybe. Yeah, I remember
that pretty clearly.

- But I was thinking, um...

that you might wanna do,
like, a redo.

- # She wild. You can't tame her.

- Oh, my gosh.

I keep looking at his lips, and
I'm like, 'I just wanna kiss you!'

- I'd love to, but I have
a surprise for you as well.

- Oh no! I can't do surprises.

- I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait a little bit longer.

- Oh no!

- One minute.
- OK.
- 30 seconds.

- 30 seconds. I'll be counting down.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh!

- Yes, your biggest competition
going for Coco will be Greg.

The man's a model, mathematician,
physicist, sailing coach, musician.

He is just, you know,
everything in one.

- He's his best mate.
- Yeah, I already told him that.

And then you've got Zac.

Shy, reserved, introvert dude,
but I think Zac's a nice guy.

I assume you are too.
You seem real genuine.

- I'm really out here to try
to expose myself for who I am.

- Don't be exposing yourself, bro.
- No, I truly believe I'm...
You know, I'm not a bad guy.

- The pressure's on now, eh?
- Yeah, I know!

- Where's your girl? (LAUGHS)
- Fuck knows.

Yeah, where is she?

- Can I peek?

- OK. You can open your eyes.
Can I?

- Um...
- No!

- So, I've written you a song.
- Mm-hm.

- And it's called The Coco Song.
- (GIGGLES)

Oh no!

- # Coco, yeah.

# You know you drive me loco.

# Yeah.

# Wanna take you out in Raro.

# Yeah.

# Wanna whip you up a Milo in bed.

# Or maybe a hot cocoa instead.

- Get it? Cos your name is Coco.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah. No, I love it!

- There's one more part for you.

- Cooper told me that
you prefer drum and bass.
- (GIGGLES)

- (BEATBOXES)
- (LAUGHS)

- Drop the bass. (BEATBOXES)

(BOTH LAUGH)

- I want that for my ringtone.

Oh my God!

- I loved it.
- That was for you.

- Aw!

So, Greg's really chivalrous.
I've never had that before.

He's such a sweet guy.

No, I really loved that song.
Thank you.

- # Girl, I knew it would be
easy for me, loving you for life.

- (GIGGLES)
- You must have really liked it.

- I liked it. Maybe you could
do it again for me some time?

- Of course.
- Yeah?
- I'd love to.

- Oh my God, Greg,
what are you doing to me?
You're making me nervous!

Kisses are really important to me,
because for me personally,

that's the easiest way
to test a connection.

I do feel like...

maybe, like, starting to
like you, like, a lot. (GIGGLES)

- I'm happy to hear that, cos
I already know that I like you.

Best kiss of my life.

I'm through the fucking roof.

Obviously there's some
pretty tough competition here.

I mean, Zac got a kiss before.

But I bet it wasn't
as good as that one.

- Hey, Kita, how we doing?
- Hello, Taynen. Good!

- I was wondering if we could
have that yarn that we've been
talking about.

- Yes. Come sit down, honey.
- Of course you can, buddy.

- Thanks, bro. Appreciate it.
- Thanks for talking to me, Tom.
I'll see you soon.

- Little cuddle.
- Yeah, of course. Chat to you soon.

- Taynen, hel― Ooh!
- Sorry, mate!

- Sorry. I was going
for the pat on the back.
- All good, bro.

- I'm sorry, T.
- How are you?

- I'm good. How you been?
- I'm good. I hope you had
fun on our photo shoot today.

You made me feel so comfortable.
That's why I took you.

- Sweet. Thank you.
- Because I knew
you'd have fun with it.

- Girl, I'm your hairdresser.
- Yeah, exactly.

- I'm here to listen.
- Yeah, I do really vibe with Sam.

That's why I came here,
because I'm always, like, one guy,
and then I get hurt.

- Right. Yeah.
- And I'm, like, quite scared
with Sam, like...

- Why?

- His personality doesn't give
me Fboy vibes, but obviously
his look does.

Like, what do you think about Sam?

- I'm not gonna lie.
On the DL, I've... yeah..

he just doesn't seem... like, right.

- He said he was really upset when
you were on the bottom, cos you
guys are mates.

Or is that a lie?

- No, I don't see him as a mate.
- Oh, really?

- No. And he's territorial,

I was like, 'I wanna have a yarn
with Kita.' And he's just like,
'Don't step on my toes.'

Like, 'When I'm talking to her,
don't step on my toes, Taynen,'
and all that.

And I'm just like, 'I'm not
here to step on toes, bro.'

I'm just here to get
to know the girls.

- But that's why you guys
are here. And I don't want
him saying that, like...

- But I'm not here to, like,
change your mind or anything.

- If you're happy with Sam,
be happy with Sam.
- I know, but I...

This is the thing. I don't see
what he's like around you guys,
and that's a big red flag.

- And the way he laughs, it's just―

- Who?
- Sam. It does not sound genuine.

- (LAUGHS)

- I know.
- It's not a genuine laugh at all.

And I'm like, I know that you
guys are here for genuine people,
and open and honest.

- Just like, oh my God,
have I really chosen someone
who's just a dickhead?

Is it just him, or is it, like,
Zac and Logan and all that too?

- It is them.
- All of them together, eh?

- I heard them last night. They
actually fucked me off to the max.

- What were they saying?
- Just, like, how they've,
like, been with the same woman.

Yeah, I was quite disgusting.

Zac and Logan start talking about
sleeping with the same people and
all that.

I was just like, that is just gross.

Logan was like, 'Oh, you had two
weeks ago? Bagged that. She's got
a mint body!' and all that.

And I think, 'Fuck, you guys are,
like, actual, like, pricks.'

You just don't, like, detail
woman like that, at all.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

- I don't wanna see red flags,
and I'm really trying to notice
them and not just brush overthem.

I can't have someone in
my life that is like that.

(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC)

- (LAUGHS)

- JOHN: So, there's three new guys.

And pretty quickly
you can get a read on them.

There's Herbie.

Herbie just looks lost.

- So, I study
Computer Science and such.

- And you're into music?
- Yeah, I teach piano.
- Oh, yo? Sick.

- Instead of on FBOY Island,
he should be at some IT helpdesk.

- You gonna try and
shoot your shot today?
- Have to.

- You've got Mike.
He's got a whole load of tattoos.

It's like, 'Yeah, he's scary.'

He's not scary. He's shit!

You're in the wrong place.
This is gonna be easy.

- Oh, it's nice and warm.

- And then we got this Will kid.

- Even if you are an Fboy,
you don't have to be an arsehole.

- Man, that guy talks.

He is one of the most boring guys
I've ever had to listen to.

All I wanna do is
annoy this little lad.

I want to just screw him over.

- I'm from Rotorua.
- Yeah, the Mount? Mt Maunganui?

- No, that's Tauranga.

- Hey!
- How are we going?
- How are you?

- I'm good, thanks.
- Good.

So, how are you
finding your first day?

- Um, it's different.
- Different?

- There's a lot to take in.
- A lot take in? OK.

I definitely need to
investigate the new guys further.

I wanna hear a real answer. Are
you an Fboy, or are you a nice guy?

- I'm not gonna be able
to answer you on that one.

- No, go on, give me an answer. Are
you an Fboy, or are you a nice guy?

- I'm a nice guy.
I like to think I am.

- Mike... cracked a little bit.

I'm very good at analysing
people's body language. Mm.

(BOYS LAUGH)

- How has it been so far?

- Honestly, it feels like
we've been in here forever.

Like, so much has been going on,

and you guys are a bit late
to the party, so you've got
a lot of catching up to do.

- Lots to catch up on, yeah.

- He is my usual type ―
tall, brown hair, brown eyes.

And his personality comes
across as being really sweet.

He seems pretty in touch
with his feelings and who he is,
and I like that about him.

So, who are you feeling? I know you
said that maybe I was your type.

- Yeah. I mean, you're
incredibly gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- No, I appreciate you
pulling me for a chat.
- You must get that a lot, I'm sure.

- I'm not, like, gonna beat
around the bush, I guess.
- Yeah.

Time's limited in here.
You need to go for what you want.

- Like, get to know you
and, yeah, see how it goes.

It seems like there are
a few people that are feeling
quite smug at the moment.

I think they might be a
little bit too comfortable.

And luckily for me, it sounds like
Keira hasn't kissed someone yet, so
I might be the first kissfor her.

That would be great.

- So, what are your tattoos?
I'm sorry, it's, like, one of the
first things I did actuallynotice.

Could you tell me what they mean?

- So, some of them are
actually quite funny.
- Mm-hm.

- Who is out there with Coco?
- Um, that's the new guy, bro.

- Oh, fuck it, let's
go and interrupt him.

- Yeah, bro. Get into it.

- I don't care. I don't
like this fucking guy.
- There we go, mate. Get into it.

- I don't give a shit.

- This guy? Um, I'm an alien ―
tattoo to prove it.

- OK, yeah. So you're just gonna
go around probing the girls, eh?

- Oh, no, no. Honestly...

- Coco.

Do you mind if I steal you away
for a little interrupt?

- Is that all good?
- Yeah, sure, no, of course.

- Thank you for pulling me for a
chat. I really do appreciate it.
- No problem.

- Will is just fuming.

He's had about a minute and a half to
chat with Coco, and then he's gone.

- How's it going, Coco?
- Hi!

- How are ya?
- Good. How are you?

- You doing well?
- Good, yeah.

- The problem is,
I'm not interested in Coco.

What am I supposed to say here?

- How are you feeling?
- I'm absolutely buzzing.

- What made you wanna
come and chat with me?

- I feel like...

- Honestly, I wasn't expecting it,
that's for sure.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- No, I feel like we haven't had
any time to get to know one another.

And I think that's something
that we need to do.

What am I doing?
What am I actually doing?

- I think at the last elim,
I think you mentioned that
you were, like, for Kita.

- Yeah. I mean, this is the thing.

Like, great call.

Um...

- I am attracted to Kita ―
don't get me wrong.
- Yeah.

- But I don't know if there's
actually the chemistry that
I'm looking for there.

I've literally got my little spade
out, and I'm digging my own grave
here, and I know it.

- And who would you say you're
vibing most with at the moment?

- At the moment, with you.
- At the moment, with me?
- Yeah.

- Oh, I dunno, John!
That feels like a bit of a cop-out.

- Um... No, I feel like
any laughter is where I'm at.

And I've had a good laugh with you.

'I went over to talk to Coco because
I didn't like the new guy, and I was
just wanted to fuck with him.'

I know I'm gone.

Um...

I've already started figuring out
what outfit I wanna go home in.

- I actually...
- Do you play drums?

- No, I used to play the trumpet.
I went to band camp, and all.

- Oh, wow!
- Yeah.

I know you wouldn't
pick it, but yeah.

- You would think you'd
bring the hottest dudes in last.

- They already came.
Me and you came in here, bro.

- What about yourself, bro?
Are you all good?

- Like, what's the go?
- There's a couple of things, dude.
Like, I've tried with the girls.

- Haven't really, you know, clicked
or had a connection with any of 'em.
- Yeah.

- You know, I've also got a little
bit of stuff going on at home.

I feel like this has sorta
come at the wrong time for me.

It's...

hard to eloquently put, but...

What's the―? I have a conflict
on my conscience. You know?

I dunno, Loges.
It's a really difficult one.

It's a bit, you know,
sensitive for me.

So I just don't know
what I wanna do, man.

- But, mate, you gotta realise, who
knows ― later on today you might get
pulled for a one-on-one,

and things might just start
clicking into place, you know?

- Yeah, I'm just...
- Mate, Sammy doesn't quit.

- No, I don't quit, brother.
- You're on.

Look at yourself in the mirror, mate,
and go, 'I can fucking do this.'

- 'I can fucking do this, man!'
Shake it off, man. Shake it off.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

- I just had, like, kinda see from
a distance, and see everyone else
talking to you,

and it was like, nah,
you know, I have to say hello.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. How are you feeling?
- Yeah, good, good.

- I feel like you don't
ever ask me about me at all.

- I'm an open book, so any
questions that you have to ask.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

- I'm not vibing the conversation,
like, from the get-go.

- Do you even know what I do for a
job? Do you know anything about me?

- You're a mar―
You're a personal trainer.

- A personal trainer, but
I'm also a football coach.
- Oh, really?

- I'm kinda, like, in the process
of building, like, a futsal academy,
a futsal hub.

- I feel like he's kind of,
like, putting me down in a way.

He's like, 'You learn about me.
Like, it's time for you to learn
about me.'

I'm like, I don't have to
do anything I don't want to.

- I think we have to make it
count, cos time's running out.
- Yeah.

Maybe this is him trying to make
an effort, but it's not going well.

- Do reckon the whole me not pulling
Coco for a chat thing has like,

made her almost, like, a bit
more keen, a little bit worried?

I'm feeling good.
My time will come.

- Sam, you're coming
with me, please.

- (SIGHS) Here we go.
- Cool, bro.

- Get in, lad!
- Go on, boy.

- It's not a good chat. Don't worry.
- Oh, it's not a good chat.
Brace yourself.

- So, Taynen's told me that
again Sam is not being very nice.

You know, he is
acting like an Fboy.

And obviously that's not what I'm
here for, so yeah, it is a red flag.

- I'm pissed of, because
Taynen's just pulled me.
- OK.

- And he's saying
you're being a dick.

Apparently you guys are talking
about girls in your room.

Just, like, disrespectfully,
all three of you.

- Wow. OK.
- Yeah, and shit about
bodies and all this stuff.

And, like, he's pretty much
warning me against you.

- I think all three boys will
be pretty gobsmacked at that.

- He said Logan was the one who was,
like, really... Was he?

Like, you can say. Like, was
he talking about girls like that?

- I mean...
- You just paused, so yes.
- I'm not gonna...

Like, he spent quite a bit
of time talking to these guys.

I was down the other end
watching Animal Planet.

- We were looking for
a prehistoric lion.
- (LION ROARS)

- I wonder why she said it's
not gonna be a good chat.

- Listen, who's Kita
just been chatting with?

- T. Taynen.

- Oh!
- I predicted this, boys.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

- But can you see why
I'm getting red flags?
- 100%.

And this is why I'm fucking done
with it. Like, I'm over it.

Obviously, there's some sort of
game plan that's been thrown around
that I'm not awareof.

Yeah, he's basically just gone
and absolutely treaded shit on me.

- We did label you guys as,
like, the Fboys, so we instantly
don't trust you.

And then we trust someone like
Taynen cos we think he's nice,
but I don't know what to believe.

I think because I expected,
you know, like, the whole
Fboy kinda ways from Sam,

and then he kinda showed me,
like, oh, he is really nice,

I just feel, like, a little
bit, like, betrayed, I guess.

What I kinda thought
about him has come true.

Oh my gosh.

- Don't cry. It's all right.
- (SNIFFLES) I don't wanna to cry.

It's happened before with guys ―
like, I'm always warned, and I don't
wanna be a fuckingidiot.

And you're telling me one thing,
and then I'm getting told something
else.

- Yeah.
- And it's like, I don't
know who to believe.

And it's like Taynen's typically a
nice guy, so, like, I should believe
him, but I don't wanna believe him.

- I'm hands down one of most
emotional people in here,
but I just don't show it.

Like, I'm this close to just...

(SIGHS) I'm just over it.
I'm over it.

- Honestly, I don't
know who to trust.

- Why does everyone just
come for me? Like, I fucking...

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC HIP-HOP MUSIC)

- Kia ora, e te whanau. My little
Fboy fam growing all the time.

Intruders, welcome to
your first elimination.

Will, do you think you made
a good first impression?

- I really hope so.

- Herbie, were the OG guys
very welcoming to you?

- I'd say so, yes.

- Mike, did you get to chat
to all the ladies today?

- No, but I'm hopeful there'll
be another chance.

- Who did you get to chat to?

- Coco.

- Vibing?
- Yeah. She arrested me a bit,
put me on the spot. It was good.

- OK, let's get my ladies out
here, see what they think.

- # I'm coming.

# Clear the way.

# You're gonna

# know my name.

# Whoa-oh.

# Whoa-oh-oh. #

- Hello.
- Looking beautiful as always.

- Yes, boys?
- 100%.

- Coco, tell me ― these intruders,
are we swiping left or swiping right?

- We'll just have to wait and see,
but they're definitely keeping
things interesting, aren't they?

- Indeed we are.

- I think it's shaking
the villa up a little bit.

- Kita, should any of our OG boys
be shaking in their bed sheets
right now?

- Oh, yeah. I think they
should definitely be worried.

These guys are gonna come in hot,
so they need to step it up.

- Elimination time.
Kita, who are your bottom two?

- The first boy I'm putting
up for elimination is...

Taynen.

- Shocked.

- The second boy is Iggy.

- So, yeah, I'm pretty
surprised that Kita's put me up
for elimination for the secondtime,

even though I've told her twice
now that I'm going for Keira.

- Keira.

- Martin.

The second boy is...

Ross.

- Coco.

- The boy that I would
like to nominate is...

- Mike.
- Oh!

He just arrived.

- The second boy is...

John.

- If you heard your name,
step up to the line.

- # Oh, you have my heart.

# Girl, you know that's better.

- Kita, why Taynen?

- Taynen, I think
you're a lovely guy.

But after some things I
found out today from you,

I'm really struggling
to know who to trust.

- It sucks for her that she's
mixed up on who to trust,

and I really hope that I can change
that, and that she can trust me, um,
like she trusts her hairdresser.

- Iggy, I gave you a shot last time.
You got a second chance.

I feel like you
just haven't taken it.

- You did say that you kept me in,
you know, to give me that second
chance.

But at the end of the day, I said
that I wanted to go for Keira and
have a chat with Keira.

- I mean, you haven't even
made an effort with Keira, so,
yeah, that's just what I think.

- Keira, why is Martin up here?

- I know we've gone
through a bumpy ride.

I've listened to your side of
things. I've listened to Will's.

And I'm still not
quite sure about you.

- Whether or not we have a
connection, I'm still trying
to figure that out myself.

You gotta give me a chance.

- And Ross ― again.

- I appreciate you for
shooting your shot with me.

I can tell you are a genuine guy.
I've said that again and again.

But I just don't think
that there's a connection

that's stronger than perhaps
the ones that I've got with
other boys at the moment.

- I would be open to going on
another date to see if there
is some more stuff.

I think you've got two nice guys
up here, and you've got a tough
decision.

But I wish you all the best.

- So, Coco, you have put up
one of the intruders.

- I have.

So, Mike, I put you under
the microscope today,

and I felt like you
may have cracked

when I asked you, 'Are you
an Fboy or are you a nice guy?'

You said nice guy, and you sweated.

- I'm not used to someone putting
me on the spot, to be honest.

I'm used to dealing with
people that are pushovers,

and it was actually quite
nice to be put in my place
and be asked the hard questions.

Yeah.

Do I want to be in that position?
No, not at all.

But she grilled me, obviously
didn't feel like it was a pass,
and she's putting me on notice.

- John, I still believe that you're
quite wishy-washy in terms of who
you're interestedin.

And I know you pulled me aside
and said you're interested in me,
but I'm not quite gauging that.

I feel like you're going towards
who might be most available,

and it just makes me quite
wary of your behaviour.

- Everything you said
is completely true.

I feel like I'm about seven steps
behind some of these guys.

The amount of time I've got to talk
to Kita and with you has been less
than, say, five minutestotal.

So I really hope that we can
spend more time together.

- You have time. Like, pull us.
Like, don't just expect us
to pull you.

- Put the effort that you guys put
into these speeches into us. Yeah?

- I'm going home
tonight at the elimination.

I know that for 100%.
I've screwed this up.

- So let's get to elimination.
Kita, who's leaving us?

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

- Iggy.

(TENSE MUSIC)

- Kiera.

- Martin.

- I really try to be
genuine and honest.

But it just didn't work
out in my favour this time.

- And Coco?

- John.

- Boys who are safe, go take a seat.

Well, it's the bit that
everyone is waiting for.
Iggy, who did you come here as?

- Sorry, Shav, can I
say something, please?

- Yeah.

- About a week before
I flew out here,

I had some pretty
serious personal news.

I thought I could cope with it.

And, you know, I confided in,
actually, Zac, Logan and Sam
with it a lot,

and they've really helped me.

But it's really affected me.

I've... I've tried to make a
connection with you three girls,
but I don't think it's happened.

And I say this with
a really heavy heart.

I'm self-eliminating tonight.

- Whoa.
- Oh, no, boy.

- I feel like my time here has come.

You deal with the cards you're
dealt, you know? And sometimes
you don't get the right cards.

- I think everyone here
is gonna really miss you.
I've loved your energy.

- Thank you, darling.
- Thank you.
- (APPLAUSE)

- And girls, be careful, because
I think some of the games that these
boys are playing,

you lot might not
end up with anything.

- Thank you, Sammy.
And all the best at home, OK?

- As you always say,
'Always a pleasure.'
- Always a pleasure.

- Well, ladies, you can
save one of these guys now.

So, do you want to make a decision?

- I reckon we keep John,
because he is actually trying.

- I'm torn.

- WHISPERS: At the same time,
I think Iggy's showed interest.

- WHISPERS: I think he's trying to
make an effort, but I don't know.

- Ladies, who are you going to save?

- We've decided to save...

John.

- Thank you.

- John, how relieved
are you right now?

- Yeah, I am relieved.

I hate to stay just
because Sammy wants to go.

That's really rough.
But I'm really thankful
for the opportunity to stay.

- You're safe. Go take a seat.

- OK, here we go. Another chance.
Let's do this.

- Iggy.

Tell the ladies
who you came here as.

- I came here as a nice guy.

- Martin.
- I did come here as an Fboy.

- Knew it.
- Fboy vibes?

- I know it, yeah.

- I came as an Fboy because
of the person I used to be.

- It sucks in a way,
because maybe people will
just have this view of me.

I've been a piece of shit
in the past.

I don't think that should define
who you are going into the future.

- And Sammy.

- So, the second
I signed up for this,..

I was a nice guy.

- I think we all knew that. Yeah?

Iggy.

Sammy.

Nice guys?

Nice try.

Martin.

Fboy?

Fbye!

Ka kite.

(APPLAUSE)

- Taynen stayed.
That drove me up the wall.

What's the point in him staying
if, you know, we're just gonna have
to deal with this shit

again for a few more days?
I'm just like, 'Fuck.'

I just wanna go, bro.

- It's upsetting that Sam's
wanting to leave because of this.

(SIGHS) God.

What we've built, is that
not enough for you to stay?

Like, if you're ready to give it up
this easy, are you actually as
into me as you say youare?

- # It's night all right.

# You look real good.

# Hold me tight.

# Oh, I wish you would.

# Da-da-da-dah.

# Da-da-da-dah.

# I like them boys.

# I like them boys. #

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