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Look out!
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Holy moly! It works.
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Holy moly! They've been smushed!
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It's the News of the World...
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Beep, beep, beep.
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...coming to you in sound,
glorious sound!
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It's been one year since Stan
Smith's VoiceTronic ThroatBug
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transformed the globe.
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Anywhere people can talk, they do!
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From politicians...
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My opponent has called
me a munz-watcher,
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a gongoozler, a spatherdab,
and a dotties man!
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But I assure you, the only one
that's true is that I'm a gongoozler.
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- ...to spinster librarians.
- Shh!
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Why, even animals
are getting in on the fun.
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Wonderful.
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It's all thanks to the Wizard from
the Farm, whose genius invention
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has turned him into a
captain of industry!
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He's even erected his own gleaming tower
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of rivet and steel, Stan Co.,
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cleverly named after the man himself,
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who he himself cleverly named it.
After himself.
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With money and fame well in hand,
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and a jaunty new
mustache dripping in oil,
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one thing was sure to follow.
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Love! Genuine love.
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It's clear what she's feeling.
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Love, love, lovely love!
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But it hasn't all been so smooth
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for the Wunderkind Gifter of Gab.
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Others have pushed into
the voice box business,
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and buyer beware.
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Some knockoffs are of a
dangerously low quality.
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News of the dangers of Roger Co's
fabulous TalkMaker VibraPhone,
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affectionately known as the
Speech Leech, are grossly exagg...
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He's dead!
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But obstacles to Smith's
success come not only from without,
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but from within.
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His workers have gone on strike!
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Union! Union!
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With all these challenges,
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what is the man in the
great tower working on next?
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Oh, I hope it's soap you can eat.
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I eat soap all the time,
and I'm tired of feeling sick.
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The strike is a minor hiccup,
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but Stan Co.
continues to do robust business.
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People will be talking in
Australia by year's end,
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and I, for one, can't wait
to hear what they sound like.
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So we're number one?
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- Number one.
- Number one!
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- The top.
- Well done, sir.
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But there are other numbers.
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Well, yes,
there are other numbers below us.
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Below is okay.
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- We're above the below.
- You look great, Mr. Smith.
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Granted, Bullock has 20% of the market.
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Selling my invention.
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- But you have 60%!
- I should have 100.
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Nobody has 100% market share.
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My sainted mother didn't
sell her only blanket...
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The blanket!
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...to send me to the city
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so that I could be less
than a total success.
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You bums better get this man
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the rest of the market share right now!
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What's the report on my donkey?
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He's right over there if you'd
like to turn your head and look.
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I'm too busy. What's his status?
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He's not touching
the lobster tails, sir.
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They must be old or small.
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Get him big fresh ones immediately.
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It's Tuesday, big boy.
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I need my sparkles.
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Mm. Yummy.
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She's a lucky girl, sir.
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She's gaga for you.
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- I'm gaga for you.
- Ahem.
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The launch for your new mysterious
product is only a few days away.
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Perhaps a preview for
the boys on the board?
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No.
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I can't trust anyone.
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That man is here to see you, sir.
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Well, if it isn't my fellow genius
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who is about to launch a secret product.
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What is it? I'm just kidding.
I don't even care what it is.
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I brought my Bible.
I'm sure you've noticed.
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I love the Bible now.
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You're obviously doing great.
The wood in here is so dark.
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I'm doing great too.
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My gadget boys in the lab
have cooked up a camera
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so small it can fit inside a Bible.
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Uh, not this Bible, though.
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A safe. Nice!
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Solid. Hey,
what if we traded secrets, yeah?
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I'll tell you how I get my voice boxes
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to let off those totally intentional,
invigorating, little harmless zaps,
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great for throat health, by the way,
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and you could tell me whatever
it is you've got cooking...
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Tell me your secrets.
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Mr. Smith,
we're so honored to have your wife
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as our headline singer,
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and she's a very good singer.
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I mean, singing is so new,
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and there are already lots
of better singers out there.
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But I think for now,
in this early phase,
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she's a good singer.
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Especially since you're
giving me that bri...
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Bribe. Kickback. The cash.
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What a singer.
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♪ People are talking ♪
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♪ Talking about people ♪
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♪ I hear them whisper ♪
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♪ You won't believe it Darling ♪
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♪ They think we're lovers... ♪
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Wow. That's nice in the ears.
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Enjoying the show, Smith?
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I have every right to be angry,
you know?
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I gave you a job and you stole my girl.
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Or rather, you outbid me.
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You got a lot of nerve
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talking about the boss' wife like that.
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Oh, I know you didn't just
talk directly to my boss.
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Profits are up, up, up at Bullock Co.
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People just love these voice boxes,
but what's next, Smith?
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Whatcha got cooking in that
brilliant mind of yours?
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That's none of your [BLEEP] beeswax!
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My boss is a million times
stronger than your boss!
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Whatever it is, I'll just go down,
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buy one from the store
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and have my engineers figure it out.
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Like I did last time.
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I'll kill you for what
your boss just said.
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The emperor himself.
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His breath stinks of the
richest gravies and sauces.
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Why, smelling one of his belches
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would be the most decadent
moment in our horrible lives!
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Loud, terrible world.
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A year ago, I changed everything.
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Yeah, you did!
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Let me finish.
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On my face!
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I brought you the VoiceTronic ThroatBug.
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I gave voice to a voiceless world.
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And I haven't been impressed
with what you've had to say.
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"I don't want to work hard."
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"I'm going to tell you
what you want to hear
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because I'm a spineless yes man."
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I agree with Boss.
You guys are pathetic.
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"I'm going to steal your ideas
and grow fat from my deceit."
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I think that's me.
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I don't like it.
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It's time for me to
change everything again.
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Far beyond black, gray and white,
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I have discovered that
there are hidden true colors
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to everything in the universe.
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When can we buy it?
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You can't. I'll never sell it.
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Then what can we buy?
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For a price,
anyone and anything can be colorized,
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but only I have the technology,
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and now that you've seen it,
you'll want more.
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You don't know what a
banana truly looks like
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until it's been shined on
by my fabulous machine.
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The banana color is not what you think.
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I gotta have it!
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Myriad kaleidoscopic wonders
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locked behind a gate to
which I alone hold the key.
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I've been called a Prometheus,
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but he merely stole
the gifts of the gods.
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I am a god.
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So if you ever want to see the
color of your children's eyes,
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you'll have to pray to me!
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How beautiful.
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Thanks for the sparkles.
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Oh, God, Boss, your blood is so...
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I guess this color needs a name.
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Blood color.
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You've been shot! You need help!
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What I need is my prism back.
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How will we ever find them?
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They won't be able to resist.
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There you are.
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Look at you!
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Look at you!
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Look at that!
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We've got to go underground.
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That was close for a few seconds,
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but I think it's definitely time
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to count those chickens.
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Oh, God, we're on the L-train!
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There he is!
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I have a zeppelin too, just as good.
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Now it's simply a
matter of reeling it in
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using my patent-pending Roger Co.
Reacher Creature!
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Piece of junk!
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No...
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Ah!
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It wasn't another voice box.
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It was something that
made things look crazy!
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- I don't know how to describe it.
- Could you try?
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I don't feel like it.
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Is it like that?
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Oh, my God!
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This is our chance!
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They're going
into the Self-Made Man!
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The only way out is up,
and that's where I am.
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What you have belongs to me.
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You just jumped out?
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I don't know how to drive this thing!
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The color, it isn't yours.
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You're right. It isn't ours.
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It belongs to everyone!
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What are you doing? No!
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I'm ruined.
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Thanks for not giving
me the old heave-ho
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and letting me leave
with my dignity intact.
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So what's your favorite color?
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What an exciting new question.
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Mother! I'm a failure, Mother.
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I lost my fortune. I lost my shirt.
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I know.
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Come on home, son.
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I never wanted to come back to the farm,
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and if I did, I wanted to come back
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as a man of great renown
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on a billion donkeys made of gold!
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Not on one donkey made of donkey meat.
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Hit me with your rolling pin!
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I had to sell my rolling
pin to get to the city.
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I forgot to send you money.
I'm such a loser.
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You know what else is
really making me nuts?
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I don't even know who shot me.
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00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,379
- I shot you.
- What? Why?
268
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,381
You were being a real bad boy.
269
00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:24,965
Everyone else was a bad boy first.
270
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,510
Why am I the only one who has
to go back where I started?
271
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,762
Where it's hard, it's bleak, it's...
272
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,940
It's beautiful.
273
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,110
The things you share are yours to keep.
274
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,279
I wish I had my money too,
and my hot traitor wife.
275
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,698
But this is... This is nice.
276
00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:57,873
Have a great night!
277
00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:02,176
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