Original subtitles

Hello.

You're covered in blood, sir.

Not mine, I...

Never mind.

Listen

you can take this monkey away from me...

you have to haunt someone else.

I thought my boys would love it, but...

Dude, trust me, they're not gonna like it.

CHILDREN'S TOYS WE DO NOT REFUND

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! It's not a toy.

So...

Never say that, he's a...

He's a...

Actually, I don't know what happened.

It also seems to be broken.

The drumstick is stuck up there.

That fucking baguette,

you don't want it to go down.

Do you understand?

Because if it comes down,

I swear to you...

we all get fucked.

Is that clear?

Sir...

I don't know about you...

...I'm not much of a dick I don't feel like I've eaten.

Unbelievable!

FOR SALE FLAMETHROWER: £300

You have the last laugh you demon son of a bitch!

Every father tells his children the secret I don't know if he'll get over his ridden fears.

Mine's been through a lot.

Çevi

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Translated by @okodoloji

@okodoloji

My name is Hal Shelborn.

That's me. And this is my twin brother, Bill.

But this one, before all this happened.

Bill said, "Let's shake hands."

pretending to throw his hair back.

He was three minutes older than me,

and ate most of my mom's placenta.

That made him my brother.

He takes this role seriously, he treats me like shit when he gets the chance.

I wasn't going to tell you.

Mom hates you, It's your fault Dad left.

I still managed to love him,

although being an only child...

even though I dream of it from time to time.

I hate you, Bill Shelborn.

My mother raised us on her own, at least as much as you can.

And my mom, I remember him like it was yesterday.

Your father...

Your father, a package left us for a cigarette.

Until everything went to hell...

...it was perfect.

Sure, I could have been a stewardess on your plane.

But, asshole. he wouldn't take me anywhere.

Just me,

Swedish wall clock and bonsai.

Just to fill our cupboard candies and gifts.

And one day, my dear sons, all this junk will be yours.

According to my mom, those things We knew it was junk...

...but to us, the inside of that closet full of clues as to who he was.

Here it is.

The asshole's clothes.

Where did he get that thing?

Paris, France?

It says "Organ Grinder Monkey."

"Like life"

Isn't that "like the real thing"?

No, no, no.

What?

Give me that.

Here.

TURN THE KEY AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!

Do you think it'll do any good if I translate it?

Don't spin it, Bill, it's our father's.

Dad's gone, fuckface.

Besides, I am closer in kinship, legally all of this belongs to me.

That's my broken son.

Don't come to our room, asshole.

Front seat! I guess so.

God, there's nothing worse than a blind date.

Take my luck, I'll accidentally kill a frog Kiss him and see what happens.

Children!

No soda after brushing your teeth.

There was a fire last time, don't light a fire, and no games.

I tried to explain. these kids are unruly.

Thank you, Nanny Annie.

I'll be back soon.

All right. [chuckles]

Kids, our only rule for today:

The table's hot will remain untouched.

Understood?

I'll try, but...

...we are men.

Bill, drop the attitude.

Oh, fuck!

I thought such an experience would bring us closer.

But it looks like, one fatal accident would not be enough.

Oh, fuck! Fuck!

How does he keep his head?

Don't think too much about it.

For fuck's sake.

We're here today for Annie Wilkes.

He died in an accident.

Or rather, he died in an accident.

Because there is no such thing as an accident.

Is there some kind of divine plan?

Sure.

No... Maybe.

Whatever comes into your head, like a coin toss.

But it's not Annie's head because...

...there...

...it's getting off the point.

We got too far off topic.

I mean, why him? Isn't it?

Why Annie?

Why shouldn't you be?

Or you?

Everything happens for a reason... Exactly. Exactly.

What's done is done.

"What's done is done." That's the word of God.

Amen.

Everything is an accident.

Or, it is nothing.

Either way, it's the same thing.

It is not "if" or "how".

It is only a matter of "when".

when everyone will die. connected.

And that's what life is all about.

I'm going to die,

you're both gonna die.

All your friends, their families...

...animals, everybody.

Some of us are asleep, peacefully,

some of us in horrible ways.

Wild ways.

Suddenly in the night,

with our mouths taped shut, trying to scream.

Never mind.

Let's dance.

It was the day of a funeral,

I think it was the happiest day of my life.

It is strange that this can change so fast.

Hey, kid.

Abin, that your father abandoned your mother.

He went to France to buy cigarettes because you're a fat crybaby.

Dude, doesn't your mom deserve better?

I mean, doesn't he?

Which means it's your mom wearing the pants.

I guess so.

But you're wearing the pants.

And two people cannot wear pants in the same house.

It looks like you got a pants problem, kid.

I'm making jam sandwiches, dear.

"How am I?" I'm awesome!

"All day long I am a slave to my child."

Mom!

Uh, sir?

My father Why did you put your weird monkey in our room?

Since I found that stinking sock you know I haven't been in there since.

That's right.

I'm not going to have a conversation with my babysitter You're not, are you?

-If... -Hey!

You're obsessed with that thing.

-I didn't break it. -It's okay.

But you can have him, you have to say you want to get married.

I don't want to get married.

"Mrs. Stupid I want to be a monkey."

I want to be Mrs. Stupid Monkey.

Now say...

"I want to suck his banana."

No, Bill. No.

Tell him or I'll smack him in the face. I'll pop one!

I want to suck your banana.

It's done.

Deal, the monkey's yours.

Mal.

Between 12 and 15 years old.

the penis becomes independent,

physical and emotional he becomes susceptible to jokes.

Hey, Mrs. Terrence!

That Shelborn line underneath the banana.

Honey, I'm making a cake.

I don't want the fucking cake!

No swearing!

What are you? A drunken sailor or something?

Sen.

Bill did this to me because of you.

You know who I'm talking about, right?

That faggot boy who lives with me.

That's Bill!

Shall I tell you something else?

I wish Bill was dead.

Mom, are you home?

Is dinner ready?

Mom?

Mom?

Have you started cooking yet?

What the fuck?

Oh, fuck.

Mom!

The doctors said that what happened to my mom "boomerang aneurysm," he said.

But really I was the only one who knew what it was.

I think the likelihood of this happening They said it's one in 44 million.

And others, too. it was the other way of saying it was coming.

That's how it works.

You turn the key, drumsticks up in the air.

Who to kill and then they go down again.

He kills whoever he wants, whenever he wants.

He doesn't have to give you an explanation.

You cannot make requests.

What it says on the box is true...

...indeed, "like life".

-Son, I wonder... -Shut up.

Anne.

Mom, wake up.

Mom?

That's a pretty funny joke.

Mom!

Wake up.

You can keep talking.

That one of yours, Your Aunt Ida and Uncle Chip...

They never wanted children.

They can always sit down whenever they want...

that they don't get up until they want to. they wanted life.

He had fantasies, of course.

As you can see.

What I want you to know,

you two we'll be as good as we can be.

The only problem is, we can't...

it's actually terrible.

How the fuck?

Put the pieces in a garbage bag, I threw that bag into the car myself.

and I thought it would just end like that.

I was so wrong.

Bill and I were never the same.

I mean, we looked the same because we were twins, but...

we were a mess.

My aunts took Bill and me Maine.

And that's how I became a part of the I thought we could put it all behind us.

Casco town, Maine

I'm not wearing that suit are you gonna take it off, Bill?

If I take it off, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to wear it to the funeral.

But if I don't take it off. I'd never have to wear it.

Then there will be no funeral.

Good night, you two!

-Why did you bring it? - I didn't bring it, I smashed it!

It doesn't look like it's been smashed, does it?

I swear, Bill...

...he's a bad monkey.

He's an evil, magical, killer monkey.

You think he killed Nanny Annie?

Probably, I guess... I don't know.

I was going to marry that girl.

Let's run it deliberately once again, from people we know and see if anyone dies.

No, no, no, no, no, no. What if one of us dies?

Like he was sad when he died I promise I'll do it.

Yeah, me too.

-Do you think he'll kill the person who turns the key? -How should I know?

You think mom turned the key?

I will try.

Come on Bi...

It was a hunting accident. But not the kind of accident we know.

Uncle Chip in a sleeping bag on a camping trip.

...67 wild horses rode by.

I overheard what the gassal said. when they placed the body...

...it looks like he's been given a flying kick it looks like cherry pie.

I don't mind Uncle Chip dying. The guy was an asshole.

I wanted more. And I'm glad I'm not dead.

But this is what has to be done,

from using it away from people who would enjoy it.

Nazis, Russians...

Iranians and so on.

We knew it could not be destroyed, we hoped we could at least keep it "under control".

Just to get rid of him.

We were gonna make him fuck off.

For a long time...

...was really gone.

25 YEARS LATER

ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL

Thrown down the well since I saw the monkey,

but it's only a matter of time before he comes back.

That's how I am today.

Communication with Bill I've almost completely lost it.

I'm not complaining about that,

He was an asshole.

I don't have any friends and I try to stay away from my family.

The monkey came back I'm afraid he'll kill someone I love.

But separation from family? That's manageable.

Fuck your mother!

Hey, Dwayne.

-Hey, man! Come in. -I shouldn't...

...I have to leave early, to pick up my kid.

You got kids? Fuck, that's bad.

Doesn't he live with you?

No, he's not alive, but...

I see him once a year, so I'm gonna take him to "Fear Heaven."

We'll go on a roller coaster or something.

Once a year? Fuck, that's bad.

Your ex-wife for sure she's a heavy whore, isn't she?

You mean the meeting, that idea came from me.

Apparently I was a bad influence on him.

"The trouble begins."

-Are you the trouble now? -You know, in the Bible,

"It is not really the horse, it is the rider who is pale.

And that rider's name is..." Well, Death.

There were deaths, yes.

Fuck, that's bad.

MANY MORE STARRY YEARS

Love, Hal.

Shit.

HAPPY NEW YEAR Love, Hal (your father)

Becoming a Father Book 7 - Man of the House Becoming a Father Book 3

Feel that parental power, from you to me.

Petey's been asking for you more often, Hal.

And that makes us sad.

Me, why?

You're his father.

And the soy. She has a project about her tree...

whether you like it or not. you are one of the branches of this tree

I care about Petey. I do.

I really, really care about him.

Just now, when the three of us were in the den, I have your power.

Wait a minute, I never said you could take my power.

It doesn't matter anymore.

-Ted has decided to adopt Petey... -What?

when the procedures are finished, you won't need to see him anymore, ever.

You can't just do this. You can't he can't just do it.

As an expert in the field, can't I?

Listen, you and Petey still have time. So...

Go out, take a proper walk, make beautiful memories...

...then you cut it off at the root.

Like a vestigial tail.

-This is what you want, isn't it? -No.

That's not what I want, I want to spend time with him.

Blunted?

Dysfunctional, unnecessary means.

-I know what it means. -I'm sure you do.

I already know.

-I already know that. -By the way, I peed in a bush.

I'll arm wrestle you...

-...this is the part I'm proposing. -What?

-Why do we wrestle? -For the bets.

And marbles I mean your little balls.

-Stone... -Hey!

-Honey. -Ah, Petey.

Hi.

What's up, buddy?

What were you talking about?

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

Made from your father's eyes.

Look at that smile,

feathers everywhere.

Don't you ever wonder about him?

My father, where you were?

My dear,

it's not worth worrying about.

If you want an answer...

Either at the gambling table, or in the bosom of a whore.

Mom, you're disgusting!

Beauchamps, honey. Have a puff.

I still can't get that monkey out of his house

you're thinking of selling it to a nun,

even though you've never met him in person?

Sounds like a pervert to me.

So, do you have any siblings?

Your tree project?

Tell me.

Okay.

Brother, sister, brother, sister. Do you have one? No?

No.

None of them?

No, I don't need it.

An only child, just like me.

And what was your mother's name?

Lois.

My mom's name was Lois.

It's late. We have to feed you.

If you want me to survive.

That's fine.

Tell him or I'll smack him in the face. I'll pop one!

Like he was sad when he died I promise I'll do it.

Unknown Number

Hello? Hello?

Hello to you, asshole.

Bill?

The only one who called you an idiot I can't be human, can I?

How did you reach me, Bill?

I haven't heard from him in five years, and we haven't seen each other for ten years.

Forget about that eleven.

The police gave me your number.

What do you mean the police gave it to you?

I got news for you,

Aunt Ida's dead.

Oh, fuck.

He was expiring, sick or something.

Apparently, she was He lived far away from the town...

...put his old house up for sale took it out, put the stuff away.

When I spoke to the police about it, "freak accident", they called it.

So, what happened then?

Somebody's gotta look after things and you you're closer as a relative.

Technically, you're closer, Bill.

I'm spending the week with Petey, no.

"Week"? You only have a week with your own son?

-You're helpless, son. -What do you want, Bill?

Go to Aunt Ida's house make sure he's not there.

-He's at the bottom of a well! -You know he can teleport.

I think you should just send Petey...

-...let him see that you have the courage to change... -Oha.

I wonder what you would tell your son now...

-A car ride? -What's a monkey doing at Aunt Ida's?

Because he attached himself to our family and he wants to kill us...

...I don't want to die. I'll bet on it you don't want Petey to die either.

What should I do?

You want me to throw him off the fucking plane? It'll probably bounce back.

No, you can't see him so someone doesn't turn the key.

-I think you're Petey's... -Stop talking about him!

The monkey must be destroyed.

Go destroy it yourself.

You're small, just go.

Bill, Bi... Oh, fuck! Fuck!

Holy shit!

Wait, don't jump!

Fuck! Is that a leg?

Petey! Get up, we're leaving.

-We're going, come on. -What time is it?

-What the fuck is going on? -Hey! Watch your mouth. Also,

we gotta go. That thing outside... Forget the outside, nothing happened.

Women and stuff... we need to get the hell out of here, okay?

-Come, let's go. -Is it the middle of the night, are you high?

No, God, I wish... No, no, no, no, no, no! Seriously, don't do drugs.

-Quickly, we're leaving. I'm going to bed.

Everything is perfect, Let's go before we're ruined!

MOTEL INTRODUCTION

SUITES WITH JACUZZI

Petey, I...

I apologize.

Aunt Ida is dead and I have to deal with the stuff.

Can I ask you a question?

I'd rather you didn't ask.

How did your mom die?

Is this for genealogy? Because genealogies it's the "who" and the "when"...

... it is not "how" and "why".

When your mother died Did your aunt raise you?

Yes.

Yes, he did.

Maybe we can go to your aunt's house you can take me with you.

-His things and stuff... -You're not coming with me, Petey.

-Why not? -Because it's... it's overwhelming.

We need to go to a theme park...

-Not into darkness and death. -I know the adoption business, Hal.

I mean, either you cut it off completely,

or the rest we spend our time together.

Together.

I wonder which one Lois would choose.

What are you doing here all alone, Hal?

What are you doing now?

I am just thinking.

Is that so?

-What? -I don't know.

I guess he will come.

Any advice?

There is...

Take care of your teeth.

And your intestines.

Let life take its course. The worst thing you can do is to get hard on yourself.

But, I think the most important thing to remember is...

...try not to kill everyone around you.

Petey?

Petey.

Petey?

Petey, buddy?

Fuck this shit, fuck this shit.

Fuck you!

"Free diving" in the city that teaches a class,

at the same time I think it's something you're both good at and bad at.

Let's give it a try and see what happens.

It was funny. I mean...

-It was pretty funny. -Is it?

I think you're funny too, Hal.

By the way, they also cater weddings.

CRIME SCENE

Do me a favor...

Wait in the car, I'll take care of it.

What?

No, I want to see your old room I want to see...

-No way, Petey. -Why not?

Look, because...

-Because I say so. -So be it.

All right. [chuckles]

I had to pee too.

What?

Why didn't you go to the motel?

What you don't know about me a lot of things, Hal.

For example, I only pooped I'm one of those kids who can do it at home.

Are you serious, man?

Don't be too sure of yourself.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Hi, how are you? I'm sorry.

-I always forget that. -It's okay.

-Salam. -Salam!

I'm Barbara, and you must be Hal Shelborn.

Your brother Bill Shelborn said you were coming.

-Yes, yes, that's right... Hello again. -Your brother,

a very interesting personality, isn't it?

-It is, it is. -Your brother Bill.

Yes, he is, he's very interesting.

-Who's that handsome guy over there? -That's my son Petey.

-Greetings! -No, thank you, Barbara.

I'm not the kind of kid who likes to buy houses.

Speaking of home, I found out I had an uncle.

I mean, thank you.

That's the funny part, just yesterday I asked Hal if he had a brother,

...but you can't look me in the eye he lied.

But it's okay, because he'll only be my father for a few days.

Because the location, an expert in the field.

No card, then.

-No cards. -We'll pass.

Were you close to your aunt?

Sure, we were close.

That's all his stuff? I thought there was more.

The day after he died, we sold things in bulk.

We had a lot of buyers. Our earnings exceeded a hundred dollars.

I think it was Sunday.

Because since Monday it's a little dirty around here.

You know your aunt, it was Monday...

Oh, my God. On Tuesday, Mitch McDonald.

Burt Burgerson on Wednesday.

And then Ms. Nancy.

Are there any cobras in Maine?

There was one.

Now since Monday at least one Casco resident goes "poof."

Sometimes two, three, four...

...sometimes even five. All five Casco residents...

"Poof, poof, poof."

I understand, yes.

I wonder, can we take a look at the other pantry?

Of course! Come with me.

Puff.

He has a fucking twin?

My mother has a saying. Whenever there's a plane crash,

a school bus rolls into a river, if there were seriously injured... And so on.

He always said, "God hit the bull's-eye!"

Strange, I don't remember locking it.

At my aunt's yard sale, a wind-up toy monkey...

...you don't happen to remember?

I don't remember.

I take it you weren't much involved?

-Your furry friend, full of miracles... -No, it's okay.

It is not important.

It wasn't this one.

-How many of those keys are there? -Don't worry your handsome head.

Oh, did I say that out loud?

Be careful!

But you're really handsome.

-I think we should go. -What a stubborn door.

Think of it as a process of destruction.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Is everything all right there?

Yeah, we're fine.

GUN DOES NOT KILL, KILLS PEOPLE

Oh, fuck.

And you just stood there you haven't touched anything,

-Is that true? -Yes, it's true.

What about the fact that there's a gun in the house? did you know or were you not sure?

I didn't know.

All right. [chuckles]

I'd like to ask you not to leave town until we find out.

Mrs. Officer, you told my son "I promised we'd go to Horror Heaven.

Actually, Officer, we've given up on that idea. This is much more important.

Smart kid.

Find a motel.

I'd say stay here. it's a disgrace inside.

Have you ever seen upstairs?

Just like that restaurant.

Spaghetti City.

Dude, I think you should wait in the car.

That's the only thing you want me to do.

Staying away.

They're taking the body out!

Casco! Casco!

Casco! Casco!

Hello? Hello?

Hal Shelborn Can I get him on the phone?

-Bill? -Finally, be.

-And Petey, can I talk to him, too? -Look, we're fine, but...

...the monkey is not here. They sold Aunt Ida's things.

It could have been here, but not anymore and he can be with anyone, anywhere, right now.

That's not good. Not good at all.

There's all kinds of shit going on in town, people are dying in abnormal ways.

Please don't tell me you can't come.

Go to the motel, wait for my signal.

The fuck sign!

Wait a minute, where are you?

Bill, are you in town?

CASCO, MAINE TELEPHONE DIRECTORY

Shelborn...

Shelborn, Shelborn...

No.

Monkey, Mrs.

"Mrs. Monkey"?

Hello. If you're calling about the ad I placed,

My toy monkey that my goal of finding

to declare the end of the I feel joy.

Thank you for calling me, Take care of yourselves.

From the moment you slipped through my fingers...

Everybody, the dirty truth behind everything that happened,

I'm gonna get my idiot brother's key and killed my mom.

However, as soon as I can. when I came to pick you up...

...you weren't there.

And behind you only when I saw the mark you left on me,

I knew you'd come back one day.

And we waited.

And for a long time...

there was only nothingness.

Absolute and undeniable nothingness.

But suddenly...

Hi.

There you were.

Turn the key and see what happens.

YEAR OF THE MONKEY 2016

Suddenly, everywhere I went, there you were.

Your mother...

As constant as the sun, the moon and the stars.

It's like you're always looking at me from the air.

You've always told me you reminded me of what I wanted.

Help me get my revenge to be a man.

I went to the places I thought there were.

I put you out there like an idiot thinking I could get it out.

Oh, fuck.

I was the one who could find you again.

I've prepared myself for your return.

The one I wore as a child I renewed my funeral dress...

To wear to more funerals.

To your terrible beauty so I can bear witness again.

Oh, fuck!

So I looked for that pale white horse.

"And the rider of that horse was Death."

Mrs. Monkey.

And there you have it,

finally, we're together.

There is only one thing left to do...

In your infinite wisdom,

of your sword that burns with your righteousness,

the air overflowing with filth that it will work and

I have faith that you'll hit the right person.

And from whom you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Shit, that's bad.

Shit, that's bad!

What is it?

Ricky here.

What's the matter? I'm extremely busy.

All right. [chuckles]

As strange as it may sound...

I'll give you 15 bucks and I can keep the toy monkey?

-It's not a toy, never say that. -Right, that's what I thought!

It's just... It reminds me of my dad.

I know, two guys can't talk about it's weird when you talk about it.

It's a lot to think about Are you hurting, Ricky?

-Well... -Well, well, uh...

27% of English-speaking People

before you die, you either say "fuck you" or "fuck your mother," did you know that?

It's funny because death will undoubtedly happen to all of us

but still, we can't help being surprised.

That's right, man!

Anyway...

I saw your brother, he looks like you.

And, uh... You were with your nephew.

What if Petey turns the key?

So... can I have the monkey?

Never. I asked you to take the monkey I wanted you to find it, not fall in love.

Now fuck off.

Fuck you, Bill.

Mom, are you home? or are you out?

The asshole's clothes.

Hey, Beauchamps!

Do you have any extra bullets?

What caliber do you need?

It still has Barbara's blood on it.

Yes.

Accidents happen.

Can I ask you something?

You cannot ask.

Have you ever killed anyone?

Oh, my God.

-Does mom know? -No!

I didn't kill anyone, of course I didn't.

Look, when we got back to the motel.

...I'll call your mom and I'll tell you what happened.

He'll think I'm a bad influence and he'll be right.

So Ted's just gonna adopt me we'll never see each other again?

Ted's better for you, Okay?

Fuck you.

Hey, Pete?

I'm here if you need me.

You stay there as long as you want.

But...

...if you want to talk properly Let's talk.

-Alo? -It's me.

-Don't you have it? -I don't know, maybe.

-Seriously, Bill, Mrs. Monkey? -You know, I can't help it.

Stop turning the key!

I put my arms too short to reach the key...

...you see, it can't translate itself, someone has to do it.

-Also, no. -For God's sake,

Bill those people are innocent and...

I don't care about me.

The only thing that matters is Petey's safety. So let go of the key.

You want me to turn the key...

...if you don't want me to take Petey with you. so he can do it for us.

-What? No, why? -The one who turns the key never dies.

We've learned this from our childhood you've known all along, haven't you, Hal?

What?

What are you talking about?

-Where are you, Bill? -If you want to keep Petey safe,

all he has to do is...

turn the key. And I'll do it to keep going on and on, forever and ever.

-This way, Petey will never die. -Listen to me, Bill.

Let's get out of here with Petey and we'll talk later. We got a deal? We'll decide what to do.

Either I turn the key or Petey does.

Call me when you decide.

Wait, wait, wait, Bill...

Oh, fuck! Fuck!

Hey, Petey. Petey?

My Petey.

Dude, we gotta go.

I'll take you to your mom.

Petey, come on, open the door!

Petey!

Petey, open the door!

Come on, we gotta get out right now!

Oh, my God!

You almost had a heart attack.

Or pass it.

You wanted to break up with me, just take a shortcut.

What the fuck are you talking about?

-Why didn't you answer? -Why don't you care?

If I'm only to be kept away Why did you make me?

I didn't know what I was doing, okay? I was a stupid little kid.

-Ha, you mean I was an accident? Everything is an accident, yes!

Wow, then?

I'm glad you said that.

I, uh... I didn't mean that...

Yeah, it was an accident, Petey.

But you're not a mistake.

I'm so happy you're here with me.

You mean a lot to me.

I stay away because...

I have all kinds of problems and I don't want to pile it all on you.

-Say what? -Say...

Bad things, Petey...

...evil things.

I've got a little bit things I don't want to get into.

What are you talking about, like what?

Hold on.

It's the fucking police! Open the door!

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Explosion.

Shut up, hands up!

Just calm down, okay? Just calm down. Calm down. Calm down.

-Get the keys. -What?

-Come on! All right, all right, all right!

We'll come back for a few rounds, understood?

Yeah, okay.

Okay, stop here.

What is this place?

Where are we?

Your brother's house.

Fortress.

-Don't pretend you don't know. -I don't know, but...

We have a bit of a bad relationship.

-Fuck, that's bad. -Thanks.

-Shut up!

-Okay. -You.

You go in, you deal with your uncle, you take the monkey...

-...and then you bring it here, understood? -Monkey?

He's wearing a little red jacket, it's got a drum and everything, and I need it.

This one knows about the monkey why do you have one and I don't?

He doesn't know about the monkey and he's not going in there.

Is that a toy?

Don't call him that! He's no toy. He's evil, the Devil himself.

It's a toy monkey!

I was gonna wait for you to grow up a little more.

A toy monkey because you're an asshole father?

-Fuck that! -Cover your mouth! And yes, but...

...so I'm leaving as soon as possible...

-...we have to go! -From the war?

Son, you better take that monkey, I'll shoot if you don't take it.

Okay! It's just,

-let me go with him, please. -No!

There's a dog door in the back, the runt better hope he can fit.

You won't call the police. It doesn't matter.

You go in, you bring the monkey.

Or I swear to God, you two I'll shoot holes in it.

-He won't come in. -Shut up!

Okay.

Go away.

Hal,

this is crazy stuff.

I know.

Whatever you do, don't turn the key on the monkey's back.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

They're good, though. I guess.

You're not really a cop, are you?

I mean, please.

I hate cops.

My father was a policeman.

And it still is.

My mom said that you're going for the wife and daughter. but it's in the city, isn't it?

Anyway, he's gone.

That's why I hate the police.

Most of them are from the police, I think it's a great reason for me to hate it.

What the fuck is he doing there?

Turn on the headlights.

Sure, I'll light it.

I'm gonna puke! Turn off the headlights.

-Close! -Okay! I'm hanging up, God.

Of infinite wisdom and righteousness with your flaming sword

will cut off the air filled with filth and I have faith that you'll hit the right person.

That you will only shoot the right person and only the right person.

Uncle Bill?

Petey.

What a surprise!

-Are you okay? -Me?

Yes, you.

It has been a long time since I was asked this question.

But now Now that you mention it...

...no.

I'm not well at all.

It was my favorite toy as a child.

He should be drumming, but he's stuck.

Can you fix it for me?

It belonged to your grandfather.

He brought it to us from abroad, He was a pilot.

His name was Petey.

Did you know?

-Hal never told me. -Of course not.

So that's how it is, huh?

-That's what ruins everything. -How could it ruin it?

It's just a toy.

Why don't you try turning the key?

I just need a translator.

Turning the key is how we Shelborns...

...something they have been doing for generations. Tradition, if you will.

But if you don't want to do it, don't do it.

What is he doing?

Turn the key and see what happens.

-Take the car back a bit... -No.

-I don't think you... -Okay, okay.

Is it working?

Abi, you know that cop hat?

It's driving me crazy with itching.

What?

Holy shit!

-Wouldn't we be careful with that gun? -You're right.

-Let me be careful. -Yes.

Fuck your mother.

-Shit! -Fuck!

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck is that?

Petey, where are you?

-Dad! -Petey!

-Turn it again. Turn the fucking key now! -What?

-No. -Give me the fucking monkey!

Enough, I'm not asking anymore. Just do it.

My idiot brother Kill him right now!

Play the fucking drum!

God damn it!

Oh, fuck.

Please.

Shit! God damn it.

How can you be so strong?

Hey, hey, hey.

Petey, thank God. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

God damn it!

Where did I go wrong?

What is happening?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck! Fuck!

Bill.

Shit.

-The bags are still up there, Petey. -Hello, asshole.

Even at a time like this? Pimp.

-You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you!

Fuck you.

For God's sake, Bill.

It was to kill me, wasn't it?

Of course, of course.

What was all this for?

You could have killed Petey, you could have killed my son! Why, why?

Because you killed my mom.

I know you wanted to kill me.

But obviously you can't control that thing.

Thinking of you I've been turning the key for days.

Nothing happened.

Listen, Bill.

It wasn't my fault,

and no one else's.

No one deserves what is happening.

I just stood there when it happened.

Mom?

I'm sorry, Bill,

but I think It's time for me to go.

"Everyone dies, that's what life is all about."

I'm sorry your mom died.

This is outrageous.

I feel your pain,

she was my mom, too.

That's right.

You were his son.

I never thought of it that way.

-It was a mistake. -I guess it was.

Yeah, that makes sense.

We are brother and sister.

-We're twins. -Right.

I apologize.

I wish when I was a child if we could be there for each other.

Well, we are now.

What do you say, Bill?

Let's be brothers again.

Let's be.

Whoops!

Okay.

I apologize.

Now you two, were you going on a road trip or something?

Yeah, kind of.

Father and son, car ride. Right?

That's good.

I'd like to do it myself.

At least once.

Then come with us.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck.

Uncle Bill, I know the neighborhood where you grew up. he destroyed half of them, huh?

Yes.

"Everyone dies, that's life" I understand, but...

So there's no one left here.

Everyone died at the same time.

So now... What do you want to do?

First to the monkey let's see what we can do.

Let's keep it close to us.

If the burden is on us, we have to hold him tight.

I had an idea,

Let's go dancing.

-Dance? -Yes.

Dancing in the flesh? Where did that come from?

It came from your grandmother.

It's from Lois.

That's good.

It was good.

Translated by @okodoloji U.A.Z.