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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,748 --> 00:00:12,128 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:40,054 --> 00:01:42,766 [COUNTRY SONG PLAYING] 3 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:56,302 [ENGINE REVVING] 4 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,559 [RADIO MUSIC PLAYING] 5 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:02,559 [CAR HONKING] 6 00:03:02,643 --> 00:03:04,562 A.J. 7 00:03:06,981 --> 00:03:07,898 [CAR HORN] 8 00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:10,401 Jesus, Meadow, chill out. 9 00:03:27,252 --> 00:03:29,921 Sukanya, what goes in must come out. 10 00:03:30,088 --> 00:03:33,217 And these people now being released from prison are the same ones 11 00:03:33,301 --> 00:03:36,053 who were jailed during the Mafia crackdowns of the 1980s? 12 00:03:36,137 --> 00:03:37,847 Seems like yesterday, doesn't it? 13 00:03:38,014 --> 00:03:41,264 For years, we heard how law enforcement broke the back of the Mob. 14 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:43,477 Well, they've served their time. 15 00:03:43,644 --> 00:03:46,939 It's the old never-ending battle against crime and corruption, Sukanya 16 00:03:47,023 --> 00:03:48,441 to quote Superman. 17 00:03:48,608 --> 00:03:51,778 So, what do you think is gonna happen with this infusion of new blood? 18 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:54,865 We could be looking at a period of violent power struggle. 19 00:03:55,032 --> 00:03:57,532 They paint everything the worst, these news people. 20 00:03:57,618 --> 00:03:59,953 -How long until dinner? -Any familiar names? 21 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,874 In New York, the only old-style boss still in place is Carmine Lupertazzi. 22 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:07,879 He'll soon be rejoined by Angelo Garepe, his former consigliere. 23 00:04:08,046 --> 00:04:10,798 Also, Philip Leotardo, long-time Lupertazzi captain. 24 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:14,719 -Can you help me here? Crush some ice? -I'll be right there. 25 00:04:14,886 --> 00:04:17,086 New Jersey's a better case in point, Sukanya. 26 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:20,559 You've got Michele "Feech" La Manna, released just this week 27 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:23,437 a man greatly feared and respected in the '70s. 28 00:04:23,604 --> 00:04:24,855 Amen to that. 29 00:04:25,022 --> 00:04:29,025 Similar situation with Anthony Blundetto, in that same crime family, the Sopranos. 30 00:04:29,109 --> 00:04:32,071 -Let me see how he looks. -Once known as Tony B., still is. 31 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,948 Twenty-eight years old when he went away. A rising star. 32 00:04:35,032 --> 00:04:38,995 Thought to be the central suspect in the killing of Thomas Gilardi and his driver. 33 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,913 That's the best picture they could find? 34 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:43,291 -He was a fox. -Pipe down. We're trying to watch. 35 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,877 It's my house, Tony. 36 00:04:46,836 --> 00:04:49,798 -What are you watching? -Go call your brother for dinner. 37 00:04:51,549 --> 00:04:54,011 -Bobby. -Be nice to have him back, huh? 38 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:56,128 -Your cousin? -Miss the shit out of him. 39 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:59,392 …the older you are, the more you're entitled to eat. 40 00:04:59,558 --> 00:05:02,436 -Hi. Sorry. -Where the hell you been? 41 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,148 -Your mother didn't send anything? -She wasn't home. 42 00:05:06,232 --> 00:05:08,382 Her and Aunt Ro went out to dinner, I think. 43 00:05:08,485 --> 00:05:09,903 Everybody sit. 44 00:05:11,363 --> 00:05:12,823 Now, please. 45 00:05:13,782 --> 00:05:17,432 This is great of you, Aunt Jan, keeping the Sunday-dinner tradition going. 46 00:05:17,536 --> 00:05:19,663 Can you get the roast out of the oven? 47 00:05:20,997 --> 00:05:24,961 -Canned clam chowder? -Go sit, goddamn it. 48 00:05:29,757 --> 00:05:31,759 -Oh, shit. -What? 49 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:33,386 My wedding ring. 50 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:36,139 -Go strap on the bag, Ton? -Yeah. 51 00:05:36,305 --> 00:05:39,805 Would you say this is an interesting point in the history of the Mafia? 52 00:05:39,893 --> 00:05:43,193 I'd say we're looking at a great year for crime reporters, Sukanya. 53 00:05:45,274 --> 00:05:46,817 [NEWS MUSIC] 54 00:06:04,961 --> 00:06:06,880 [DRUMS LOUDLY PLAYING] 55 00:06:16,182 --> 00:06:18,142 -Anthony. -What? 56 00:06:18,768 --> 00:06:20,060 [DRUMS PLAYING] 57 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:23,355 I wanna say hello. Can you stop a minute? 58 00:06:25,524 --> 00:06:27,527 -How was dinner? -Fine. 59 00:06:27,694 --> 00:06:30,197 -What did you have? -Roast beef. 60 00:06:30,363 --> 00:06:34,701 -Did your father pick up his mail? -No, he didn't come in. He was tired. 61 00:06:34,868 --> 00:06:37,995 He said he just wanted to go to bed. Listen, I'm trying to practice. 62 00:06:38,079 --> 00:06:41,416 I see you didn't bring the Power Vac in from the pool house like I asked. 63 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,921 Why does that have to be done? 64 00:06:43,005 --> 00:06:45,213 Grandpa still has to lift it into his truck. 65 00:06:45,379 --> 00:06:49,175 I don't want him to have to drag it from all the way out back. 66 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:54,555 It's so nice to have a man around the house. 67 00:06:54,722 --> 00:06:57,222 [SOFTLY] You should have thought about that before. 68 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,852 What did you say? 69 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,901 Go out and get that vacuum, now. 70 00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:08,487 What did I just say? Go. 71 00:07:24,921 --> 00:07:29,926 Mom! Mommy! Oh, my God. 72 00:07:30,093 --> 00:07:33,097 Mommy, help. Mommy? 73 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:35,391 Mom. 74 00:07:37,601 --> 00:07:39,270 Mommy. 75 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,438 A.J., be quiet, don't move. 76 00:07:44,108 --> 00:07:46,278 Mommy? 77 00:07:48,822 --> 00:07:50,073 Mommy! 78 00:07:51,783 --> 00:07:54,383 -Get Dad's gun. -It's all the way in the dining room. 79 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:56,996 Hey, go away! Go! 80 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,498 [POTS CLANGING] 81 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:01,585 Hey! Get out of here! 82 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,087 [TABLE BREAKING] 83 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:05,715 Go! 84 00:08:19,605 --> 00:08:23,233 -How was the olive loaf? -You know what I like? 85 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,000 -I like the Gulden's Brown Mustard. -Are you leaving? 86 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:29,907 Yeah, I got a overseas call coming at home. 87 00:08:30,073 --> 00:08:33,328 -Finish your sandwich at least first. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 88 00:08:42,003 --> 00:08:44,003 Could be the same one from Willow Drive. 89 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:48,676 God. The most densely populated state in the country, and still this. 90 00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:52,681 Gone. He went through your neighbors' garbage, though, the Kalchiems'. 91 00:08:52,848 --> 00:08:55,475 This has been going on all over. If my son had been alone… 92 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,854 You're not gonna wanna put your trash out until close to pickup time. 93 00:08:58,938 --> 00:08:59,939 Now, you hear that? 94 00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:02,899 Also, put ammonia or bleach in the container and on the lid. 95 00:09:02,983 --> 00:09:05,362 I posted a notice for your neighbors. 96 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:08,698 If this had been a category two, injury or serious property damage 97 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,534 -we could set traps, but not for this. -God. 98 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:14,203 You should've busted a cap in his ass with Dad's rifle. 99 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,290 It's illegal to discharge firearms within the borough limits, son. 100 00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:20,001 -You're gonna call Dad, aren't you? -No. 101 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,713 A great percentage of them don't come back. 102 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,716 He does, call us. 103 00:09:29,512 --> 00:09:30,346 Ohh, Ahh… 104 00:09:30,513 --> 00:09:32,163 Do you have bird feed back there? 105 00:09:33,516 --> 00:09:34,933 Duck food. Yes, my husband's. 106 00:09:35,017 --> 00:09:38,938 It's probably what attracted the animal. See, the corn's gone damp and aromatic. 107 00:09:39,022 --> 00:09:41,191 -Tell your husband to put it inside. -Right. 108 00:09:44,903 --> 00:09:48,573 Setting up the equipment is a complicated affair. 109 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:52,244 Video cameras and built-in recorders. 110 00:09:52,829 --> 00:09:56,874 Then the car that he qualifi… Hello. 111 00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:00,002 I'm Dr. Lowenstein. 112 00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:01,546 [CHANNEL CHANGING] 113 00:10:02,296 --> 00:10:03,923 -Go back. -What? 114 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:05,675 -Come on. -You're kidding. 115 00:10:05,842 --> 00:10:09,430 -No, go back. Please. -Why don't you come in? 116 00:10:09,596 --> 00:10:11,848 -I like Nolte. -Why did you tell me that story? 117 00:10:11,932 --> 00:10:14,685 I'm sorry. That's the wrong story. Let's just skip it, 118 00:10:14,852 --> 00:10:16,802 and I'll try to think of a better one. 119 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:18,147 What's bothering you? 120 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:22,443 Global warming, acid rain, national debt. Never even knew it was going on. 121 00:10:22,609 --> 00:10:26,698 -Look at her nails. Totally real. -Maybe you weren't paying attention. 122 00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:29,965 Oh, let's face it, Lowenstein, women are more devious than men. 123 00:10:30,118 --> 00:10:31,368 My therapist was a woman. 124 00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:34,289 Too bad you didn't get all your talking done with her. 125 00:10:34,456 --> 00:10:37,125 You expect a man to be a tower of strength. 126 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:40,587 Then when it turns out he's got a few weaknesses and some insecurities 127 00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:44,216 what do you do? You turn around and, goddamn it, you betray him. 128 00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:49,388 -You feel that your mother betrayed you? -Oh, God, I hate this Freudian crap. 129 00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:51,437 It's not your job to listen to my problems. 130 00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:53,221 If you don't mind, I'd like to go. 131 00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:56,313 -You're free to leave any time you want. -Good. 132 00:10:56,521 --> 00:10:57,898 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 133 00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:02,486 -Goddamn shrink. Who was I kidding? -What are you smiling at? 134 00:11:02,652 --> 00:11:04,738 -I was a champion. -Nothing. I don't know. 135 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:07,115 You have this goofy little look on your face. 136 00:11:07,282 --> 00:11:08,867 Come on. 137 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,829 Until Susan Lowenstein came along. 138 00:11:11,996 --> 00:11:16,125 Her questions making me as dizzy as her perfume. 139 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,419 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 140 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,766 -Jennifer Melfi? -Yes? 141 00:11:51,037 --> 00:11:53,039 So we open the fucking trunk. 142 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:57,877 This suffocating Russian cocksucker pops up. He's still alive. 143 00:11:58,712 --> 00:12:00,172 [LAUGHING] 144 00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:03,133 We lead him through the snow. This asshole's shivering. 145 00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:07,471 I mean, he's wearing fucking pajamas and slippers in like 8-degree weather. 146 00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:09,723 Hey. 147 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,934 -There he is. -How you doing? 148 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,395 -Fellas. -Hey, Ton. 149 00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:17,482 Radio on the way in, another fucking incident at the airport. 150 00:12:17,566 --> 00:12:19,818 Fucking assholes. 151 00:12:19,985 --> 00:12:22,237 I gotta make a couple calls. 152 00:12:24,072 --> 00:12:26,022 Anyway, he starts running, the Russian. 153 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:29,827 Boom! I'm telling you, the top of his head came off like a fucking bad rug. 154 00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:30,997 [LAUGHING] 155 00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:33,082 What a beating we had give this prick. 156 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,916 -Where is he now, you think? -Who the fuck cares, right? 157 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,628 -Who the fuck knows? -Poor bastard. 158 00:12:37,712 --> 00:12:40,756 Never would have happened if Paulie hadn't initially overreacted, 159 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,009 but it's one for the books. 160 00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,676 What do you mean, overreacted? 161 00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:48,640 You choked him with the lamp, or we could've got Silvio's scarole 162 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,724 without spending the night in the open. 163 00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:53,687 You let him jab you with the shovel. Lets his guard down. 164 00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:57,566 We would have caught up to the prick if you didn't lose your fucking shoe. 165 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,486 Wait, you lost your shoe? You didn't tell us about that. 166 00:13:01,653 --> 00:13:05,366 -"Chrissy, don't leave me out here." -You little cocksucker. 167 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:08,203 I covered your ass with Tony about that whole thing, 168 00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:10,246 and never a word of fucking thanks. 169 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,791 Always playing that blood-relation card. Tony's little favorite. 170 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,627 -Fuck you. -What? 171 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,670 -Come on! -Come on. 172 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,381 What the fuck? 173 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,266 [DOOR SLAMMING] 174 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,227 That was a good story, damn it. 175 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,312 I'm telling you right now 176 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,523 it's finished with us. 177 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,777 -Goodbye, Dr. Melfi. -See you next week. 178 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,029 [PHONE RINGING] 179 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,745 -Hello. -Like the flowers? 180 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,083 And, yeah, before you ask, I am taking the medication. 181 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,834 How are you, Anthony? 182 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,964 -It's been a long time. -I'm great, actually. You? 183 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,180 Thank you for that beautiful arrangement. 184 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,399 I see you haven't lost your sense of humor. 185 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:05,805 Well, you gotta have a sense of humor in life, right? You taught me that. 186 00:14:05,889 --> 00:14:08,016 And how is life? 187 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:09,768 Good, good. 188 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:13,855 Well, I'm separated, me and Carmela. 189 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:16,525 -I'm sorry to hear that. -Don't be. 190 00:14:16,692 --> 00:14:19,611 Well, I always thought I saw some good things there. 191 00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,948 Two healthy kids. Other than that… 192 00:14:22,865 --> 00:14:24,701 Look, the reason I called 193 00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:27,077 I'd like you to have dinner with me. 194 00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:30,039 Since we're not in therapy no more and I'm a bachelor again. 195 00:14:30,123 --> 00:14:32,292 That's very thoughtful of you. 196 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:37,006 Unfortunately, because of our prior clinical relationship 197 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,465 I just can't do it. 198 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:42,219 -What, eat? You must be a toothpick. -You know what I mean. 199 00:14:42,594 --> 00:14:45,094 See, I knew you were gonna say something like that. 200 00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:47,391 I can't, Anthony, I'm sorry. 201 00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:54,733 You know, I waited a respectable period or whatever before making this call. 202 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:56,791 Well, then you realize yourself 203 00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,404 there's something not quite right about us dating. 204 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:03,158 No, I'm not undeterred by this. We will talk again. 205 00:15:03,325 --> 00:15:05,118 Thank you for the flowers. 206 00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:08,079 -And the detergent. -And the detergent. 207 00:15:08,456 --> 00:15:11,417 -Of course, what's wrong with me? -I don't know. 208 00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,419 But we'll find out. 209 00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,963 Leave it to Dr. Tony. 210 00:15:20,968 --> 00:15:21,868 [PHONE HANGING UP] 211 00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:25,599 [DRUMS PLAYING] 212 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:42,533 -What's the matter? -The bear. Stay there. 213 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,670 [DOOR LOCKING] 214 00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:56,548 Oh, right, lock the door. 215 00:15:56,715 --> 00:16:00,415 What do you think, he's gonna wipe his feet? He'll smash through the glass. 216 00:16:03,138 --> 00:16:07,643 -Now, where is that guy's card? -I don't know. 217 00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:21,449 You have reached Fish and Game. If you know the extension, press it now. 218 00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:24,244 -Unbelievable. -If not, press 0 for a directory. 219 00:16:25,495 --> 00:16:26,996 Hello? 220 00:16:27,915 --> 00:16:31,168 For hunting and fishing licenses, press 2. For animal removal… 221 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,462 Did you get a letter from my cousin in the can? 222 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:36,214 Yes, Officer Zmuida, hi. Mrs. Soprano from North Caldwell. 223 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,300 We had the bear in our yard the other night. 224 00:16:38,384 --> 00:16:40,803 -What the fuck? -Yes. It came back. 225 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:43,013 -Is anybody hurt? -No, thank God. 226 00:16:43,181 --> 00:16:45,600 -Property damage? -No property damage I could see, 227 00:16:45,684 --> 00:16:47,643 but I didn't really wanna go out there. 228 00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:50,021 Oh, one of those eastern black bears? 229 00:16:50,272 --> 00:16:52,940 -We can be up in about an hour. -Yes. That would be great. 230 00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:55,151 -Okay, we'll be here. -All right. See you then. 231 00:16:55,235 --> 00:16:56,944 Jesus Christ, when did this happen? 232 00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:59,878 The first time, Sunday night, and I saw it again just now. 233 00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,910 A.J. didn't mention it to you when you went to the game? 234 00:17:02,994 --> 00:17:04,787 No. 235 00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:06,914 I have to warn the Cusamanos. 236 00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:09,333 They keep Esterhaz chained up along the side there. 237 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,252 That bear will rip him to pieces. 238 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:20,762 Cusamanos weren't home. Got the machine. 239 00:17:21,138 --> 00:17:23,390 Well, I don't see Esterhaz. 240 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,311 Why didn't you call me when this happened? 241 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,481 I called the cops. They called Fish and Game. 242 00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:34,068 What are you trying to prove? This isn't Little House on the Fucking Prairie. 243 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,821 -Those thing are dangerous. -Well, the ranger, whatever 244 00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:39,741 said it was your duck food out there that attracted it. 245 00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:45,246 -I never heard of that happening before. -Trapper Joe over here. 246 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,211 [CHAINSAW WHIRRING] 247 00:17:56,258 --> 00:17:59,052 -We didn't find a spoor. -I was just telling the gentleman 248 00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:02,224 the animal still doesn't meet the parameters for a removal. 249 00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,518 So when somebody's leg is gone… 250 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,869 Problem is, it hasn't really threatened anybody. 251 00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:11,358 Sorry. 252 00:18:18,616 --> 00:18:20,284 Whoa, hold on a minute. 253 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:23,788 You and your pal buy some new lanyards for your whistles. 254 00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:28,417 Well, we can't accept that. And we don't have whistles. 255 00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:30,294 Thanks, though. 256 00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:40,054 Ranger Rick's a little light in the Timberlands, huh? 257 00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:45,102 Everybody's always gay with you. He's a good-looking guy, that's all. 258 00:18:51,568 --> 00:18:55,488 I already put the ammonia on the cans. I told you. 259 00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:18,137 Look, I came here to give you your money, 260 00:19:18,846 --> 00:19:21,015 but this bear thing, though, I'm… 261 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,519 I'm worried. You and A.J. here by yourselves. 262 00:19:24,686 --> 00:19:28,148 What can we do? You want coffee? 263 00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:32,777 -Last time it had a weird taste. -The coffeemaker is shot. 264 00:19:32,944 --> 00:19:35,864 -The heating element's corroded. -That's not the problem. 265 00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:40,202 You don't need another one of those. Last month it was the upstairs toilet. 266 00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:43,456 He goes down the street to Willow Drive too. 267 00:19:43,623 --> 00:19:46,042 Maybe he'll stay down there. 268 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:47,543 All right, look 269 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:51,360 you and A.J. check yourself into a hotel until this blows over. 270 00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,764 Here's 1200 extra on top of our agreement. 271 00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:56,219 -I'm not going to a hotel. -Why not? 272 00:19:56,386 --> 00:19:59,681 -I don't wanna break Anthony's routines. -He'll get a kick out of it. 273 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,726 It's an adventure. God knows he loves room service. 274 00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:05,493 Yeah, I'll give him room service, the end of my foot. 275 00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:10,734 -What's with the attitude? -Well, he's an asshole, that's what. 276 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,738 -So what? It's his age. -Yeah, thank you, I know. 277 00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:15,490 But you buy him too much stuff. 278 00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:18,075 I think because you feel guilty about the separation. 279 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:20,912 Excuse me. It wasn't my idea. 280 00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:22,997 There is more than one way to ask. 281 00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:26,919 -All right, could we please not? -Spend $5000 on a set of drums. 282 00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:31,215 SAT tutor, coffeemaker, I gotta fight you tooth and nail. 283 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:34,884 All I said was I wanna see statements from the tutor, or he doesn't get paid. 284 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,468 He's a college kid, Tony. He's not set up for that. 285 00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:39,931 You worried he's gonna soak you for an extra pencil? 286 00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:42,102 Oh, rim shot! 287 00:20:42,268 --> 00:20:45,021 What I think, Tony, is you're trying to make my life now 288 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:47,232 as hard on me financially as possible. 289 00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:49,943 -Oh, it should be easy? -Unbelievable. 290 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,404 What do think, you're the only Catholic here? 291 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:56,409 I'm old school. I don't believe in this separation shit and divorce. 292 00:20:56,575 --> 00:21:00,037 Even if my wife was going after some fucking immigrant. 293 00:21:01,372 --> 00:21:04,417 Yet you are modern enough to use a cell phone to call Italy, 294 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,336 and every other fucking place to threaten the guy's life. 295 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:11,549 Well, that's right. Certain people see him, he's a dead man. 296 00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:16,012 -He had coffee here, Tony, that's all. -And now the coffeemaker sucks. 297 00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,639 How do you like them apples? 298 00:21:20,642 --> 00:21:23,895 You don't wanna stay at a hotel, you suit yourself. 299 00:21:29,318 --> 00:21:30,737 This is Anthony. 300 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:35,575 Could you call me at 973-555-1299? 301 00:21:35,742 --> 00:21:41,164 Thinking maybe I gotta come back. You know, for therapy. 302 00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:45,711 -Smells good, Feech. -Yeah? You want a taste? 303 00:21:45,878 --> 00:21:48,505 No, I'll wait. 304 00:21:48,672 --> 00:21:52,843 No offense, kid, but don't look to me like you do a lot of waiting. 305 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:56,597 -Just like his old man, huh? -Lot of changes since you went away. 306 00:21:57,848 --> 00:21:59,392 Twenty years, Madonna. 307 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:03,354 You know what the biggest change for me is? Broads shaving their bushes. 308 00:22:03,521 --> 00:22:07,150 I went over to Silvio's. Like the Girl Scouts over there. 309 00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:09,986 Think I'll let this simmer a bit. 310 00:22:10,153 --> 00:22:12,155 Must be different in the can now. 311 00:22:12,322 --> 00:22:14,657 Not like the old days. Fucking animals. 312 00:22:15,826 --> 00:22:18,287 It's all about setting a precedent. 313 00:22:18,496 --> 00:22:23,834 First day there, I walk in the mess, and I'm wearing a puss, a fucking scowl. 314 00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:27,963 I look around… It's my nephew. 315 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:29,757 [DOOR OPENING] 316 00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:32,385 -Right in the middle of my story. -There he is. 317 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,555 The man, the legend, Feech La Manna. 318 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:39,935 Hey, my God, look at you, you big galoot. 319 00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:44,272 What, did you go straight from the joint to Earl Scheib? Look at this fucking tan. 320 00:22:44,356 --> 00:22:45,899 Yeah. 321 00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:48,486 You close the cellar door when you came up? 322 00:22:48,653 --> 00:22:51,453 It's like the Bowery Boys in here with this house arrest. 323 00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:55,117 -You got code words and secret passages. -He's in the middle of a story. 324 00:22:55,201 --> 00:22:56,994 When isn't he? 325 00:22:58,579 --> 00:22:59,663 [LAUGHING] 326 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:03,252 It's day one. I'm in the mess. 327 00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:09,591 I look around, and I spot the biggest, blackest motherfucker that I can find. 328 00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:12,677 Everybody's looking at me. And I walk right up to him and I say: 329 00:23:12,761 --> 00:23:14,429 "What the fuck are you looking at?" 330 00:23:14,513 --> 00:23:15,764 He says, "What?" 331 00:23:16,139 --> 00:23:20,353 I said, "You heard me, motherfucker. What the fuck are you looking at?" 332 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,439 And with that, I hit him, right across the fucking coconut. 333 00:23:23,606 --> 00:23:25,983 He goes down. I'm on top of him. Everybody's around. 334 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:29,445 He gets some shots in. Everybody's going fucking crazy. 335 00:23:29,612 --> 00:23:33,074 The screws, this guy, everybody! Motherfucker! 336 00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:39,206 From that time on, nobody so much as looks at me cross-eyed. 337 00:23:40,124 --> 00:23:42,418 Well, welcome home, huh? 338 00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:45,462 -Welcome home. -Welcome home. 339 00:23:48,132 --> 00:23:51,219 Reason I wanted to see you, Junior, Tony too 340 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:54,139 now that I'm out, I'd like to get back in the game. 341 00:23:55,181 --> 00:23:58,059 -What did you have in mind? -You know me, I'm an entrepreneur. 342 00:23:58,143 --> 00:24:01,980 Get my shy going. Sports book. Whatever you say. 343 00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:09,203 Long as you don't step on anybody's toes. 344 00:24:09,405 --> 00:24:11,824 Me? I'm Fred Astaire. 345 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,779 Now, what's this Feech tells me? You got a bear up there at the house? 346 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,300 What's it on, fucking CNN? 347 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,758 No, it's just that your wife's up there, and the kids. Your ex-wife, whatever. 348 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,925 It's just that, wild animals, they're dangerous. People talk. 349 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,930 What people? Who? 350 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,432 I don't know. 351 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,440 What am I supposed to do? Go up there personally and set fucking bear traps? 352 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,318 We're separated, for chrissake. 353 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:59,416 -So where's the dinner at? -I forget the name. It's in the car. 354 00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,920 -Who's gonna be there? -What, are you on the school paper? 355 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:06,048 Guys. It's business. 356 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:10,512 -You got any cash? -Some. 357 00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:12,430 Hand me my bag. 358 00:25:18,979 --> 00:25:22,357 -That's all you got? -It's like $400. 359 00:25:22,816 --> 00:25:25,152 I'm low man tonight. I gotta pay for everybody. 360 00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:27,738 You know, this is fucking ridiculous, Christopher. 361 00:25:27,822 --> 00:25:30,949 Why should you get stuck all the time? You should make Paulie pay. 362 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:33,369 What, I make the rules now? Guy's a captain. 363 00:25:33,536 --> 00:25:36,372 I know, but when he was in jail… 364 00:25:36,539 --> 00:25:39,667 All I'm saying is, if you get the extra responsibilities 365 00:25:39,834 --> 00:25:41,484 you should get the benefits too. 366 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,382 You're right. 367 00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:49,261 I'll say hello to the guys from you. 368 00:25:57,687 --> 00:25:59,397 [DOORBELL RINGING] 369 00:26:07,113 --> 00:26:09,949 Benny, hi. Come on in. 370 00:26:10,408 --> 00:26:13,244 Tony sent me. He says he wants somebody stationed in the yard. 371 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:16,498 -He's worried the bear might come back. -What? No, I don't want this. 372 00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:18,832 Well, we'll switch off, me and Paulie Germani. 373 00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:22,963 -This is silly. I'm gonna call him. -Actually, it's not that silly, Mrs. S. 374 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:26,383 If it was my family, I'd wanna know there was a male at the house too. 375 00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:28,636 What can you do about it if it does come back? 376 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,889 Tony said to unlock the closet and give me the shkupit, he called it. 377 00:26:31,973 --> 00:26:34,892 -Oh, for God's sake. -I mean, we'll call the Fish and Game too. 378 00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:37,979 It's just… I'll have the weapon in case. 379 00:26:38,146 --> 00:26:41,691 He's just worried about you, that's all. And Anthony. 380 00:26:43,026 --> 00:26:45,821 Well, okay. I don't know. 381 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:51,327 -You're very nice to do this. -Nice got nothing to do with it. 382 00:26:51,494 --> 00:26:54,746 Stay inside. You don't have to sit out there like A Fistful of Dollars. 383 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:58,751 Tony said not in the house. I got my little Sony in the car. 384 00:27:02,047 --> 00:27:03,965 You want to eat? We were just sitting down. 385 00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:06,426 No, I'm good. I just stopped at Tio Pepe's. 386 00:27:10,639 --> 00:27:13,308 This frigging olive oil. The food's drenched. 387 00:27:13,475 --> 00:27:14,892 That's the reason it happened. 388 00:27:14,976 --> 00:27:18,773 As far as fucking bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. 389 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:20,990 They had their turn, and now we got ours. 390 00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:23,528 That's why dinosaurs don't exist no more. 391 00:27:23,694 --> 00:27:25,863 -Wasn't it a meteor? -They're all meat-eaters. 392 00:27:25,947 --> 00:27:29,158 -Meteor. Meteor. -Take it easy. 393 00:27:29,742 --> 00:27:32,037 Gentlemen, whenever you're ready. 394 00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:35,541 [AUTHENTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 395 00:27:37,835 --> 00:27:40,212 -All right, are we set? -Yeah, sure. 396 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,050 -What are you doing? You ready? -I gotta make a pit stop. 397 00:27:47,011 --> 00:27:51,683 -You forgetting something? -You get it. I got the last one. 398 00:27:52,142 --> 00:27:53,934 Here, baby. Have some more cheesecake. 399 00:27:54,018 --> 00:27:57,981 The other thing with bears is, if you're ever chased by one, run downhill. 400 00:27:58,148 --> 00:28:01,484 -Some reason, they can't do that. -It's the moss. 401 00:28:01,651 --> 00:28:03,653 They attack when you're having your period. 402 00:28:03,737 --> 00:28:05,906 No, no, that's jungle cats. 403 00:28:06,073 --> 00:28:08,159 -So can we go? -Hold your horses. 404 00:28:08,325 --> 00:28:11,954 -What's going on? We ready or what? -Yeah. 405 00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:19,838 -Fine, I'll get it. -Give me the fucking thing. 406 00:28:20,005 --> 00:28:22,924 -I said, I'll get it. -Enough. It's done. 407 00:28:26,219 --> 00:28:28,138 [TIRES SCREECHING] 408 00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:46,157 -Eight hundred sixty dollars. -What? 409 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,700 You heard me. That's what you owe from last night. 410 00:28:48,784 --> 00:28:53,123 You said you got it. I only got like 100 bucks on me anyways. 411 00:28:53,290 --> 00:28:57,252 Then get the rest by tonight, or you start paying points. 412 00:29:02,633 --> 00:29:05,009 I'm thinking of going for the acupuncture. 413 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:06,638 What, your shoulder again? 414 00:29:06,804 --> 00:29:10,975 -Those long drives. It's already tender. -Next time, we get you out there, Angelo. 415 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:14,312 After 18 years in the can, I'm just happy to be outside. 416 00:29:14,479 --> 00:29:16,438 What, they don't have a golf course at Leavenworth? 417 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:17,565 [LAUGHING] 418 00:29:18,316 --> 00:29:20,568 Still a smart-ass, this one. 419 00:29:21,069 --> 00:29:24,073 Carmine, you all right? You barely touched your egg salad. 420 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,325 Too much gherkins. 421 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:28,452 -Smell that? -What? 422 00:29:28,619 --> 00:29:31,956 -Burning hair. -I smell cut grass. 423 00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:37,169 -Any word on your cousin getting out? -Who's your cousin again? 424 00:29:37,337 --> 00:29:40,590 -Tony Blundetto. -Oh, yeah. Good guy. Right, right. 425 00:29:40,757 --> 00:29:42,259 He was my best buddy inside. 426 00:29:42,968 --> 00:29:45,968 -So you gonna give him a party? -Take him home, get him laid. 427 00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,182 What's the matter? Carmine? 428 00:29:49,349 --> 00:29:50,976 -Carmine. -Jesus Christ, Carmine! 429 00:29:51,142 --> 00:29:54,021 -Call an ambulance. -Is he breathing? 430 00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:56,274 -Get that egg salad out. -Hurry up! 431 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,650 [CELL RINGING] 432 00:30:07,702 --> 00:30:10,205 -Lupertazzi residence. -Carmine, it's John. 433 00:30:10,372 --> 00:30:12,374 Hey, John boy. How's the weather? 434 00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:16,295 Look, I got some bad news. Your dad's had a stroke. 435 00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:18,839 -Oh, my God. How bad? -There's some paralysis. 436 00:30:19,006 --> 00:30:21,424 It's too early to tell. They're doing all they can. 437 00:30:21,508 --> 00:30:23,808 -My mom there? -I called her, she's on her way. 438 00:30:24,594 --> 00:30:27,598 -We're over at St. Vincent's. -Anything, John. Anything he needs. 439 00:30:27,682 --> 00:30:29,851 I'm on the next plane. 440 00:30:30,685 --> 00:30:32,061 Sad, this shit, huh? 441 00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:38,818 Wonder if I could smoke in here. 442 00:30:40,236 --> 00:30:43,407 You know, I haven't forgotten our arrangement last year. 443 00:30:43,824 --> 00:30:47,452 -You leaving me in the lurch like that. -It was the right thing to do, John. 444 00:30:47,536 --> 00:30:49,747 -Taking out a boss? Come on. -Even still. 445 00:30:49,913 --> 00:30:53,250 What do you want, an apology? A fucking Whitman Sampler? What? 446 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:03,595 Boy, imagine if his fucking speech is affected. Poor bastard. 447 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:18,486 So when you're up at the house, who comes to visit? Anybody? 448 00:31:18,652 --> 00:31:21,280 Mostly Rosalie Aprile, Sil's wife. 449 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:25,576 -Who calls on the phone? -Most of the calls are for Anthony. 450 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,001 [HEAVY BREATHING] 451 00:31:45,181 --> 00:31:47,809 [ALARM GOING OFF] 452 00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:13,335 So…? 453 00:32:17,006 --> 00:32:22,679 Look, the real reason I'm here is to confront you, in a positive way 454 00:32:22,846 --> 00:32:27,267 about taking our relationship in that other direction. 455 00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:32,356 Why did you have to be underhanded? I don't find that appealing, frankly. 456 00:32:32,523 --> 00:32:36,527 I was gonna ask you out for coffee or something, but I didn't think you'd go. 457 00:32:36,694 --> 00:32:39,113 I'll pay for the hour. That goes without saying. 458 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,531 Forget that. 459 00:32:40,698 --> 00:32:43,826 I was listening to that guy on TV. Dr. Phil? 460 00:32:44,702 --> 00:32:46,829 And he was talking about a similar situation. 461 00:32:46,913 --> 00:32:49,791 And he said that you could if you wanted to. 462 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:53,462 There's no set rules. It's basically about malpractice, 463 00:32:53,628 --> 00:32:56,578 -and you probably couldn't get sued. -That's not the point. 464 00:33:05,892 --> 00:33:08,811 Look, I was thinking about all kinds of moves. 465 00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:10,480 Buy her a piece of jewelry. 466 00:33:10,646 --> 00:33:14,734 Pay the guy to close down the restaurant where she eats, hire a mandolin player. 467 00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:18,989 This is the place where we've been most honest with each other. 468 00:33:19,156 --> 00:33:21,408 And that's the way I always liked it. 469 00:33:22,284 --> 00:33:26,622 So that being said, if you don't like me personally, 470 00:33:26,788 --> 00:33:29,416 or the cut of my jib or my face or whatever 471 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:33,587 then the matter will end here, and I will never ask you again. 472 00:33:35,757 --> 00:33:37,800 You can be honest. 473 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:44,432 I like you, Anthony. And, no, you have a very nice face. 474 00:33:44,599 --> 00:33:47,352 -Working on the weight too, by the way. -Good. 475 00:33:49,771 --> 00:33:56,070 Explain to me, okay, why this is a matter of such importance to you. 476 00:33:56,237 --> 00:33:59,865 -There are plenty of women out there. -You're different from what's out there. 477 00:33:59,949 --> 00:34:02,576 Not to mention being drop-dead beautiful. 478 00:34:02,743 --> 00:34:06,665 My training teaches me to go fairly quickly to the idea 479 00:34:06,831 --> 00:34:09,876 that what you really want is to come back to therapy. 480 00:34:10,043 --> 00:34:12,379 Jesus Christ almighty. Come on, will you? 481 00:34:12,546 --> 00:34:15,966 Your marriage of 20-something years has collapsed. 482 00:34:16,132 --> 00:34:18,343 No doubt there are issues with your children. 483 00:34:18,510 --> 00:34:21,310 Why can't I do something that's just for me for a change? 484 00:34:21,471 --> 00:34:22,807 It would be for you. 485 00:34:25,184 --> 00:34:28,980 Well, I want you. And not just for the smart things you say. 486 00:34:29,146 --> 00:34:31,899 I want… I want your skin. 487 00:34:32,984 --> 00:34:36,279 I want your mouth. I want your eyes. 488 00:34:38,323 --> 00:34:42,786 You project all these qualities onto me. You don't know me. 489 00:34:42,953 --> 00:34:47,082 This is what happens between doctor and patient. 490 00:34:58,636 --> 00:35:00,513 Don't do that. 491 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:18,282 Out of respect for this office. 492 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,998 Forget about the way that Tony Soprano makes his way in the world. 493 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,627 That's just to feed his children. 494 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,881 There's two Tony Sopranos. You've never seen the other one. 495 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,008 That's the one I wanna show to you. 496 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:48,230 [DOOR CLOSING] 497 00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:49,523 [EXHALE] 498 00:35:57,407 --> 00:35:59,785 [TWIG SNAPPING] 499 00:36:01,912 --> 00:36:03,455 [DOG BARKING] 500 00:36:09,086 --> 00:36:11,004 [WIND BLOWING] 501 00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:21,516 -Hi. -Hey. I wonder if I could use the WC. 502 00:36:21,683 --> 00:36:23,726 -Of course, come on in. -Yeah, okay. 503 00:36:23,893 --> 00:36:26,187 -Is it cold out? -Yeah, a little. 504 00:36:26,354 --> 00:36:28,941 But I got a fleece. 505 00:36:32,027 --> 00:36:33,737 [TRASH CAN RATTLING] 506 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,550 I know him. He'll just keep coming back and coming back. 507 00:36:54,134 --> 00:36:55,676 I had to let him down easy, I… 508 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,139 -You think it's worth telling the police? -What? 509 00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:01,142 Jesus, Elliot. 510 00:37:01,308 --> 00:37:05,020 I don't wanna paint in somber tones here, but the man is a sociopath. 511 00:37:05,187 --> 00:37:07,565 Unpracticed in not getting what he wants. 512 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:13,112 And now, since the therapy is kaput, what use are you to him except for sex? 513 00:37:14,029 --> 00:37:19,286 Thank you, Elliot. Your depth of feeling is really quite extraordinary here. 514 00:37:20,078 --> 00:37:23,832 All you could come up with was this weak borscht about professional ethics 515 00:37:23,999 --> 00:37:27,794 because you are worried about how this thug will handle rejection. 516 00:37:29,921 --> 00:37:33,634 You know, at first I did find him a little sexy. 517 00:37:34,761 --> 00:37:37,096 Dangerous alpha male. 518 00:37:37,263 --> 00:37:42,518 But as year followed year, the ugliness I saw, I heard… 519 00:37:43,686 --> 00:37:47,858 -You kept him a long time, though. -There's a mutual sympathy there 520 00:37:48,025 --> 00:37:52,362 -of some kind, I guess. -Maybe it's just the Italian thing. 521 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,701 [DOOR OPENING] 522 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:07,545 -Sil said you were looking for me? -Sit down. 523 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:15,845 -This about the Easter baskets? -I don't even know what that is. 524 00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:18,389 And to tell you the truth, I don't wanna know. 525 00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:22,144 What's this shit between you and Paulie? You chiseled him out of a dinner? 526 00:38:22,228 --> 00:38:26,065 -I chiseled him? He said that? -I asked you a question. 527 00:38:27,191 --> 00:38:29,401 Can I say something in my own defense? 528 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,820 It's not right that I have to pay all the time. 529 00:38:31,904 --> 00:38:34,365 I've been paying for fucking years. 530 00:38:34,866 --> 00:38:37,744 Are you done? Good. 531 00:38:38,078 --> 00:38:41,081 You pay till I tell you you don't have to pay no more. 532 00:38:41,248 --> 00:38:42,666 And don't give me that face. 533 00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:47,044 You know how many tabs, how many dinners I picked up over the years? 534 00:38:47,128 --> 00:38:49,256 Richie Aprile, fat fucking Jerry Anastasia. 535 00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:52,009 Those guys killed me at Benihana's. 536 00:38:52,176 --> 00:38:55,637 And forget it, if they want a steak, I put a new wing on Peter Luger's. 537 00:38:55,721 --> 00:38:59,851 Brandy, cigars, champagne. Could've bought a fucking plane. 538 00:39:00,017 --> 00:39:02,186 I hear you, Ton, but that was before inflation. 539 00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:03,855 Whatever. 540 00:39:05,898 --> 00:39:10,696 It's tradition. It's like in ancient times, the samurais, they had these pages. 541 00:39:10,863 --> 00:39:15,117 Young boys that did their errands, washed their clothes, shit like that. 542 00:39:15,284 --> 00:39:16,702 It's a sign of respect. 543 00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:24,460 Why don't you cheer up? One day, some kid will be paying for your dinners. 544 00:39:26,796 --> 00:39:31,175 Atlantic City loves its oldies on Oldies 98.3. 545 00:39:31,426 --> 00:39:33,052 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 546 00:39:33,386 --> 00:39:34,428 [LAUGHING] 547 00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:39,643 So the pope says, "Just one more thing. She gotta have big tits." 548 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:41,603 Oh, man. 549 00:39:41,687 --> 00:39:43,606 [LAUGHING] 550 00:39:44,481 --> 00:39:46,817 You okay, Ton? You're being, like, a little quiet. 551 00:39:46,901 --> 00:39:49,737 Yeah, yeah, I'm just… I'm full, that's all. 552 00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:53,324 Calm before the storm. Get him near those crap tables, and look out. 553 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:57,120 Jesus, I'm stuffed. I can't remember the last time I ate this much. 554 00:39:57,287 --> 00:39:59,789 -Sure youse don't want no dessert? -Not for me. 555 00:39:59,956 --> 00:40:01,833 No, I'm good. 556 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:05,170 Thank you. Thanks. 557 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,255 Enjoy it, girls. 558 00:40:07,422 --> 00:40:10,509 I've been enjoying looking at you the whole night. 559 00:40:11,385 --> 00:40:14,472 -Get some fucking glasses. -We gotta go. 560 00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:17,308 All right, I'll see you over at the $100 table. 561 00:40:17,475 --> 00:40:19,477 Yeah. Right. 562 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,819 Ton, you sure you're all right? You got a big mus on. 563 00:40:33,158 --> 00:40:36,078 It's a fucking broad. Believe that? 564 00:40:36,328 --> 00:40:39,206 -Really? You mean…? -It's the real deal, I think. 565 00:40:39,373 --> 00:40:41,334 No shit, huh? 566 00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:46,381 The thing is, we got this platonic thing going. 567 00:40:46,547 --> 00:40:48,508 We have had for many years. 568 00:40:48,675 --> 00:40:52,178 She thinks that's what it is, but it's not. 569 00:40:52,387 --> 00:40:54,787 And no amount of convincing will change her mind. 570 00:40:56,474 --> 00:41:01,021 -So she was a friend? -Yeah. 571 00:41:03,565 --> 00:41:06,151 They're wrapping up the lobster for me to take to Ginny. 572 00:41:06,235 --> 00:41:07,835 -We'll see you over there. -Yeah. 573 00:41:11,532 --> 00:41:13,535 -Anything else, gentlemen? -We're good. 574 00:41:13,702 --> 00:41:15,802 My friend here will take the check, though. 575 00:41:17,414 --> 00:41:19,582 Have a wonderful evening. 576 00:41:21,668 --> 00:41:23,461 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 577 00:41:24,546 --> 00:41:25,714 [LAUGHING] 578 00:41:26,089 --> 00:41:31,470 Eleven eighty-four. Oh, babe. I gotta play that number. 579 00:41:33,597 --> 00:41:35,266 I'm gonna go wash up. 580 00:41:42,106 --> 00:41:46,445 I'll tell you, after a meal like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. 581 00:41:46,611 --> 00:41:49,739 Who knows, maybe I'll call down, have them send one up to the room. 582 00:41:49,823 --> 00:41:52,408 Why don't you just fuck yourself, save a little money. 583 00:41:52,492 --> 00:41:54,661 -What's your problem? -Stop trying to bait me. 584 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:57,872 -You know what my fucking problem is. -No. Why don't you tell me? 585 00:41:57,956 --> 00:41:59,708 You want me to tell you? Fine. 586 00:41:59,876 --> 00:42:05,131 Steaks, 3-pound lobsters, shrimp fucking cocktails you made everybody get. 587 00:42:05,298 --> 00:42:08,467 On top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal? 588 00:42:08,551 --> 00:42:11,262 I was being a gentleman. You ought to try it some time. 589 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:14,640 Not to mention the lyonnaise fucking potatoes you didn't even touch. 590 00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:17,102 -What? I lost my appetite. -Fuck you. 591 00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:18,145 [DOOR OPENING] 592 00:42:18,312 --> 00:42:19,980 -Excuse me? -You fucking heard me. 593 00:42:20,147 --> 00:42:23,233 I'm telling you, I don't give a fuck anymore who you're related to. 594 00:42:23,317 --> 00:42:26,987 Go ahead, Paulie. Go for it. Your big fucking moment! 595 00:42:28,489 --> 00:42:30,491 -You little fuck. -Excuse me, gentlemen. 596 00:42:30,657 --> 00:42:32,507 Was there a problem with the service? 597 00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:35,663 -What are you talking about? -You left me $16, sir. 598 00:42:35,830 --> 00:42:38,792 -Perhaps you miscounted. -There's 1200 bucks in there. 599 00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:42,879 That's correct, and the bill was $1184. 600 00:42:43,046 --> 00:42:45,589 Assuming you don't tip on tax or alcohol, 15 percent… 601 00:42:45,673 --> 00:42:47,635 I'm tapped out. 602 00:42:48,385 --> 00:42:50,429 You think this job is easy? 603 00:42:50,596 --> 00:42:53,432 -I have kids. -Then go back inside before you get hurt. 604 00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,519 -I have a goddamn family to support. -Fuck off. 605 00:42:56,685 --> 00:43:00,856 Yeah, right. Go piss it away at blackjack, fucking assholes. 606 00:43:01,023 --> 00:43:03,026 What'd you say? 607 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:05,779 [LOUD SMACK] 608 00:43:06,696 --> 00:43:08,865 What do you got to say now? 609 00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:16,123 Chrissy, he's fucked up. 610 00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:20,627 Don't have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes? 611 00:43:20,711 --> 00:43:21,796 I don't know. 612 00:43:23,047 --> 00:43:26,884 -He'll say we hit him with a brick. -Still going, this asshole. 613 00:43:34,058 --> 00:43:36,562 That's my money, Paulie. 614 00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:06,635 [DOOR OPENING] 615 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:12,433 -How's he doing? -I love him so much, and I can't do shit. 616 00:44:16,896 --> 00:44:19,064 We're all praying for him. 617 00:44:22,986 --> 00:44:25,780 You know, you were another son to him. 618 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,830 [CELL RINGING] 619 00:44:38,336 --> 00:44:40,880 -Yeah? -You get some sleep? 620 00:44:41,047 --> 00:44:43,466 -A little. You know. -Fucked up, huh? 621 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:47,428 -What are you gonna do? -I'm not too worried about the cops. 622 00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:49,055 Nobody knows us down there. 623 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:53,894 The reason I called, let's bury the hatchet, you and me. 624 00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:57,648 -All this bullshit with us. -I know. I know, it's stupid. 625 00:44:57,814 --> 00:45:01,818 Life's too short, Chrissy. You can't waste it fighting with your friends. 626 00:45:01,985 --> 00:45:03,946 Look what could've happened last night. 627 00:45:04,112 --> 00:45:07,012 One of us could've got hurt, or even killed, for chrissake. 628 00:45:07,157 --> 00:45:08,200 I know. 629 00:45:08,367 --> 00:45:11,454 You're special to me, you know. Always have been. 630 00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:13,831 You too, Paulie, to me. 631 00:45:14,832 --> 00:45:18,461 -We'll split the tab. -I'm sorry, Paulie. 632 00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:23,216 I apologize too, kid. I'll talk to you later. 633 00:45:32,851 --> 00:45:38,315 When you say that, you make me feel less than. 634 00:45:41,903 --> 00:45:44,239 Next week, everyone. 635 00:45:54,374 --> 00:45:56,126 Good luck. 636 00:45:57,503 --> 00:46:00,881 -I'm going out of town next week. -Okay. 637 00:46:02,383 --> 00:46:03,926 -Good night. -Bye. 638 00:46:10,182 --> 00:46:11,976 Anthony. 639 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,398 -Hello. -Hey. 640 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,026 A friend of mine had these. 641 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,655 I'll see you next week. 642 00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:31,372 I was saying, a friend had these and couldn't use them. 643 00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:34,917 I figured, well, maybe we could. 644 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:39,505 Tickets. Bermuda. Lodging at the Elbow Beach Hotel. 645 00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:45,596 I turn down a wonderful dinner invitation, 646 00:46:45,763 --> 00:46:48,599 and you think I'll go away with you? 647 00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:51,851 Well, the guy couldn't use them, and he gave them to me. 648 00:46:51,935 --> 00:46:54,104 What do you want me to do, throw them away? 649 00:46:56,940 --> 00:47:00,445 Come on, I'm breaking out the big guns here. 650 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:02,947 You're turning me into half a stalker. 651 00:47:06,743 --> 00:47:11,664 Listen, Anthony, I'm… I'm not going to go out with you, okay? 652 00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:15,753 And it's not because you're unattractive or I don't think I'd have a good time. 653 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,006 It's just something I'm not going to do. 654 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:21,323 And I would like you to respect my decision. 655 00:47:21,759 --> 00:47:26,222 And just try to feel that I know what's right for me. 656 00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:30,434 Okay? 657 00:47:38,610 --> 00:47:44,157 But it's not just the psychiatric-ethic stuff, is it? 658 00:47:45,033 --> 00:47:49,038 I wanna preserve the option for you that you could come back to our work 659 00:47:49,205 --> 00:47:50,706 if you wish, 660 00:47:50,873 --> 00:47:53,459 and that we could pick up where we've left off. 661 00:47:53,626 --> 00:47:57,839 -I don't think you get this. I want you. -And that's very flattering to me. 662 00:47:58,005 --> 00:48:01,008 -I'm not interested in flattering you. -I know you're not. 663 00:48:01,676 --> 00:48:03,803 All right, then what is it? Okay? What is it? 664 00:48:03,887 --> 00:48:08,016 Just help me understand it, okay? 665 00:48:12,646 --> 00:48:19,028 You know, Anthony, during therapy, I… I never judged you or your behavior. 666 00:48:19,362 --> 00:48:21,694 It's not the place of a therapist to do so. 667 00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:23,700 All right, I get all this. Go, go. 668 00:48:25,326 --> 00:48:29,539 In a personal relationship, I don't think I could sit silent. 669 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:33,376 About what? 670 00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:41,302 -Our values are just very different. -You don't like my values? 671 00:48:41,469 --> 00:48:43,679 -Honestly? -Yeah. 672 00:48:45,431 --> 00:48:47,224 No. 673 00:48:50,186 --> 00:48:52,689 Okay. Like what? 674 00:48:54,983 --> 00:48:56,902 -It's getting late… -No, no, no. 675 00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:58,904 Come on, it's okay. It's okay. 676 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:07,163 Well, you're not a truthful person. 677 00:49:08,664 --> 00:49:12,752 You're not respectful of women. You're not really respectful of people. 678 00:49:12,919 --> 00:49:15,838 -I don't love people? -Maybe you love them, I don't know. 679 00:49:16,005 --> 00:49:19,550 You take what you want from them by force or the threat of force. 680 00:49:19,926 --> 00:49:24,932 I couldn't live like that. I couldn't bear witness to violence or… 681 00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:26,975 Fuck you! 682 00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:31,939 You're a fucking cunt! 683 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:51,960 Ohh. 684 00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:02,304 -How come Benny's not outside? -He just got here. He's going out. 685 00:50:04,098 --> 00:50:05,307 Where is he? 686 00:50:05,474 --> 00:50:08,143 He's in your office, on the phone with his girlfriend. 687 00:50:12,691 --> 00:50:14,859 Hey, Ton, how's it going? 688 00:50:16,486 --> 00:50:18,400 You can take the night off. I'll spell you. 689 00:50:18,484 --> 00:50:20,156 No, no, no, Ton, that's all right. 690 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:23,201 -It's okay, really. -I'll take over, okay, for tonight. 691 00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:28,291 -Okay, well, night, Mrs. S. -Good night, Benny. Thank you. 692 00:51:31,691 --> 00:51:33,151 [SLIDING DOOR] 693 00:51:33,735 --> 00:51:37,322 -You want coffee? -No. 694 00:51:45,414 --> 00:51:49,377 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 57508

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