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Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
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Where did you say you
actually saw the alien, again?
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You can read about that
in the book I'm writing.
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You killed him?
Those aren't our orders!
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Looks like you and I
have different orders.
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Hi. My son ran
out of your office...
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A few days ago.
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He told me you're an alien.
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He even convinced the deputy
to draw this.
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You want to make fun
of me too?
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No. Because I believe you.
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Hey, hey.
Hi!
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You guys want some?
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Those are Sam's.
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This prescription was written
after he died.
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Jay?
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When I was 16, I got pregnant.
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I gave the baby up
for adoption.
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There's another dead body.
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That foot belongs
to the guy I killed.
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Why are you on my beach?
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Rest of that body's got to be
out there somewhere.
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We're searching
this entire lake.
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Goo, goo, goo, goo.
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Bill!
Ah.
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No.
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Ah...
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No.
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Evidently, I dream now.
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Ah.
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All right, up and down here.
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This disruption
is infuriating
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and very disrespectful.
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How am I supposed to sleep
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or bury the dead guy
in my freezer
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with all these people
out here?
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All right,
let's pick up the pace.
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We got to get this stuff
out of here
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before the snow hits.
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This body needs ten hours
of sleep to function,
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and your domesticated wolf
woke it up
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before even six hours.
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Well, it must suck
to get so much sleep
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and still look like shit.
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Sorry, Dr. V.
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We moved our search
to the shore.
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We strongly believe the body
washed up on the beach.
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How do you know that?
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Because I can feel it...
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in my balls.
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Well, and I checked
the currents.
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So the currents
and the sheriff's balls.
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Currents aren't always
accurate,
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and you shouldn't
trust your balls.
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They're nuts.
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Ha‐ha, ha!
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I made a joke!
Ha‐ha‐ha!
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I made a joke!
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Ha!
Ha‐ha‐ha!
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What the shit is that?
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What a lonely species.
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Not only did humans
invent dogs for companionship,
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they insist
on gathering together
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in groups to eat food.
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All I need is an empty room,
a spoon, and a pie.
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Good news.
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We are getting closer
to finding a new town doctor.
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I mean, nothing for sure yet.
I just‐‐
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I didn't want you to think
that I forgot.
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You're still sitting with me.
Yep.
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So I also wanted to ask you
what you are doing tonight.
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I was thinking
of chopping up
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the body in my freezer.
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Spring cleaning.
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Ah.
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Well, Kate and I
would really like
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to have you over
for dinner.
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I have food at my house.
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Look, um...
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we all know that Max
has been having a hard time
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with the whole
"you're an alien" thing.
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Oh. Bless you.
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Um, we just thought that maybe
if he could see you
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in a more comfortable setting
like our home,
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he might not freak out anymore.
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So...
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we're having you over
for dinner,
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and I'm not taking "no"
for an answer.
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What do you say?
No.
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Na‐na‐na‐na‐na!
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And, uh, I heard nothing.
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And I will take your silence
as a "yes."
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And see you at 6:00.
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Whoa.
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It's a little early,
don't you think?
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Honestly, come on.
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But I'm down if you're down.
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These are the pills
from the party.
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They were dated after Sam died.
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That means someone
who was there last night
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was connected to Sam's
stolen prescription pad.
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Hmm. Jay. Obviously.
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No. She wouldn't do that.
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I'm just saying, she's 17,
so she's...
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at least part idiot.
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I mean, we did tons
of crazy shit when we were 17.
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Mm‐hmm.
Mostly you.
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Me?
Eh...
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Oh, I'm pretty sure
that you're the one
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that stole
Greg Smith's tractor.
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You kidnapped
Len Peazy's fish
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and sent a ransom note.
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How about
"ceiling fan Olympics"?
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Oh!
Drunk ice diving.
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Sharpie teardrop tattoo.
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Jimmy.
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You win.
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The mayor asked me to come
to his house tonight
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for dinner.
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I need you to go
so you can talk to them
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and I can sit alone.
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That's a little weird,
and I'm busy.
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I have to help my dad make
a cake for my niece's birthday.
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Mm.
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Maybe D'arcy
would like to go.
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I mean, I cou‐‐
I can't.
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I‐I'm just‐‐I'm not free
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except for from 5:00
to midnight, so when is it?
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6:00 p. m.
Oh.
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Well, there you go.
It's right in there.
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Yeah, so you're lucky I'm free.
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I wasn't going to pay you.
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That would make you
a prostitute.
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Yeah, I like him.
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Morning.
Hey.
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Oh.
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I thought you could
use the help.
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Mm. Thank you.
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Sorry about last night.
Mm‐mm.
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I don't know
what got into me.
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Nope. No need to explain.
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I don't think
there's a house in Patience
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I haven't partied at.
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Really?
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You know, me and D'arcy,
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we used to do
a lot of dumb shit.
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Is it true...
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she got a speeding ticket
on a stolen tractor?
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Yeah.
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Also, I stole beer for a guy
from a gas station I worked at.
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You ever do anything like that?
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What?
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Nothing. I just...
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There were some pills
that were being passed around
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at the party last night,
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and I think that maybe
they were prescribed
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from that missing pad.
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Are you being serious
right now?
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What?
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You think I stole them?
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No! Not like‐‐not like that.
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Like what, then?
What's going on?
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She thinks I stole
the missing prescription pad.
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Why would you ask her that?
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See?
Even he thinks you're crazy.
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Of course she stole it.
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Statistically speaking...
it was you.
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I didn't say it. He said it.
This is ridiculous.
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Look, I wasn't‐‐
Unbelievable.
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Harry.
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No.
That is not yours.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Max, honey.
Can you come in here?
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Cookies.
This must be bad.
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Your dad and I have something
we want to talk to you about.
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I knew this day
was gonna come,
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and I just want you to know
I'm okay with it.
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You are?
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Yeah.
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I'll live with Dad
Monday to Wednesday
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and every other weekend,
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and I'm with Mom
on Thanksgivings,
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'cause she can cook turkey.
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Wait, wait. You think that
we're getting a divorce?
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Love is fleeting.
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Honey, we aren't
getting a divorce.
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We just want to tell you
that Dr. Vanderspeigle
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is coming to dinner tonight.
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What? No!
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Why can't you just be
getting a divorce?
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Max for Sahar.
Come in, Sahar. Over.
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Sahar here. Over.
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I just wanted to say goodbye.
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My life is over. Over.
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What do you mean,
"It's over‐over"?
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Over.
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My parents invited the alien
over for dinner,
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so I'm dead soon.
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This is great news!
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What?
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We talked about wanting
to get into his cabin
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to look around, right?
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I've got a plan. Over.
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What are they cooking
for dinner?
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Actually, don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.
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Maybe it's surf and turf.
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She's clueless.
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She has no idea this dinner
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will just be a kid screaming
and throwing food at me.
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Dr. Vanderspeigle!
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How good to see you!
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Mm, smells like meatloaf.
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It's just turf,
but I'll take it.
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Okay, can you put the wine
on the table?
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Yep.
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D'arcy, I‐‐
Hello!
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I'm‐‐I'm so glad you came!
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Oh!
You are.
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Honey, you didn't tell me
Harry was bringing a date.
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Well, I had no idea.
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This is a date?
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Uh, pump the brakes.
We just met.
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But, yes,
this is a thing now.
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He said it was a date first
before I did,
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and now he's like,
"Which is it?"
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Which is crazy because he's...
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very into me.
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Welcome. We're just so happy
that you joined us.
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Yes. Uh, deviled eggs?
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His pockets are empty.
No house keys. Over.
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‐ He probably uses mind control
to unlock doors.
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Or he can shapeshift
his fingers into a key.
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Over.
What are we gonna do? Over.
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I don't know. Over.
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Think! Over.
Thinking! Over.
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Check his truck. Over.
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Shoot!
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Sorry, Allah.
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Max, dinner's ready.
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Well, this is nice.
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Isn't this nice, Max?
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Yep. I'm having a great time.
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What is
this little shitbag up to?
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So, uh,
Dr. Vanderspeigle, um...
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actually, you know what?
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I'm just‐‐
I'm gonna call you Harry.
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I mean,
we're all friends here, right?
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Mm‐hmm.
Mm.
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So, Harry, tell us
a little bit about yourself.
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Where are you from?
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New York City.
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Mm! Oh, my God.
Mm.
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Mm‐hmm. Yes.
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I've always wanted
to live there.
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What is it like?
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New York has...
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It has law.
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And it has order.
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Mm.
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There are police
who investigate the crimes,
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and there are
district attorneys who...
264
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,240
prosecute the offenders.
Mm‐hmm.
265
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,743
It has women
who have sex in the city.
266
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,011
Hot.
267
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,979
Uh‐‐well, um...
268
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,915
after Max goes off to college,
269
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,817
Ben and I are going
to move there.
270
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,886
Really?
News to me.
271
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,689
Oh, I just thought you would
want to try something new.
272
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,724
I mean, you've lived here since
you were a kid.
273
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:15,461
We've both lived here
since, like, forever.
274
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,131
Hey, Max, I've known your dad
275
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,266
since we were both
younger than you.
276
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,834
How about that?
What are you, like, 13?
277
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,137
He's nine.
Oh! Kindergartener.
278
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,838
Right?
Mm, fourth grade.
279
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:26,906
Whatever.
Yep.
280
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,107
You're cute.
Yeah.
281
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,476
D'arcy and I sat right next
to each other
282
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,944
in Ms. Philworth's class.
283
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,114
Oh. Mrs. Philworth.
Mm.
284
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,716
She was a farty‐party.
285
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,785
Remember that?
286
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,054
Just like...
Instantly.
287
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,222
It was horrible.
288
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,491
D'arcy, I had no idea you two
were so close growing up.
289
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,226
Oh, yeah, I mean, in fact,
290
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,630
Ben‐‐Benny was my first kiss.
291
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,300
Benny never mentioned that.
292
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,769
I'm sure I did at some point.
Nope. You didn't.
293
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,137
Huh.
Yeah.
294
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,772
It was the last year
of fifth grade.
295
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,507
Very romantic.
296
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,044
As I recall, I don't think
we ever officially broke up.
297
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,079
Oh, my God.
298
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,313
This whole time,
299
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,715
I've been cheating on you
with Kate.
300
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,149
How dare you?
I don't know!
301
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,652
I'm gonna get
some more salad.
302
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,520
More wine too.
You bitch.
303
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,056
Be right back.
304
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,624
Right on that.
305
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,892
Mr. Henderson...
306
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,128
Yeah, I'd like
to get a refund...
307
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,198
Great. Line of old people
and the po‐po.
308
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,673
You cut in front
of that little girl.
309
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,807
What are you talking about?
I'm with you.
310
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:35,975
We buying evidence bags.
311
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,744
This is official
sheriff's business.
312
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,113
You're buying
a Hot Wheels car.
313
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:43,049
This isn't just a Hot Wheel.
This is a '65 Mustang.
314
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,350
What am I supposed to do?
Not buy it?
315
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,685
Then what?
316
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,919
Some kid buys it,
they take it home,
317
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:47,987
and, playing with it
in their driveway,
318
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:48,955
the thing goes out
into the street.
319
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:49,989
They run after it.
320
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:50,990
The next thing you know,
321
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,092
a city bus plows
right into 'em.
322
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,696
Not on my watch.
Mm‐mm.
323
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,765
He collects them.
Don't talk to me.
324
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,702
I'm buying tampons
and I'm embarrassed about it.
325
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,707
Okay, put in your PIN.
326
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,811
‐a success, huh?
327
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,079
Isn't it great
328
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,047
how well Max and the doctor
are getting along?
329
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,315
I just think
it's a little weird
330
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,852
you never told me
you made out with D'arcy.
331
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,020
I mean, what?
332
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,822
Did you think
I'd be mad or something?
333
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,157
Mad? You?
334
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,225
What? No.
335
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,327
It's just‐‐it's not a big deal.
336
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,062
It was fifth grade.
337
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,598
It is so cool that you guys
bought your parents' house.
338
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,100
Oh, yeah, yep.
339
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,002
Uh, we are very lucky.
340
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,236
Yeah.
Mm‐hmm.
341
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,971
Just like‐‐remember when
we were sitting
342
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,373
on the couch that one time,
343
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,142
dreaming about how this
could be our house one day?
344
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,244
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A million years ago.
345
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,413
Wow, that is looking ahead
for a fifth grader.
346
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,916
Mm.
Yeah, this was in tenth grade.
347
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,117
We dated
in tenth grade too.
348
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,220
Really?
Yes. Oh, yeah.
349
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,622
Taught this guy
everything he knows.
350
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,992
Well, not‐‐not everything.
351
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,929
Yes! You're welcome, okay?
352
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,430
I'm gonna grab this.
Thanks.
353
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,631
Yeah.
354
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,767
Hmm.
355
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,768
What are you doing?
356
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,336
Why are you being so nice
to me?
357
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,104
I tried to kill you two times.
358
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,940
Wait.
359
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,408
Cut your head off
with a bone saw,
360
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,375
tried to kill you
in your sleep,
361
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,077
cut your brakes so that
you'd die in traffic.
362
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,112
Three times. I've tried
to kill you three times.
363
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,113
You didn't mean it.
364
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,348
Yes.
365
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,283
Yeah‐‐no, I did.
I looked forward to it.
366
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,752
I was even planning
on eating some of you
367
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,054
to see what humans tasted like.
368
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,088
You know what?
369
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,756
I think I'd do the same thing
370
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,425
if I were an alien.
371
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,260
I'll be we taste
like pot roast.
372
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,962
More potatoes?
373
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,110
‐ You keep tapping those hands,
you're gonna lose 'em.
374
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,953
Max, come on back.
We're finishing dessert.
375
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,223
Well, it was so nice
having you here.
376
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,826
You should take home
some leftovers.
377
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,494
I'll take the rest
of the cookies
378
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,162
and these seven bananas.
379
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,164
Wait.
They can't leave yet.
380
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,166
I want to show them
my solar system!
381
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,469
Oh, I don't know, honey.
It's‐‐it's getting late.
382
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,970
Please?
383
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,372
Well, you know,
maybe‐‐maybe just quickly.
384
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,173
I mean, they're getting along
so well.
385
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,875
Come on, yeah.
386
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,076
Who doesn't love
a show‐and‐tell?
387
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,846
Probably need a nightcap,
though, if we're gonna do that.
388
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,180
Kate‐O, top me off?
389
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,348
Come on!
390
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,050
Come on! Love you, girl.
391
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,719
New York City.
There we go.
392
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,388
And me and my dad
made it together.
393
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,789
Isn't it great?
394
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,895
Actually, yes.
395
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,196
It's pretty accurate.
396
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,132
Yeah, he even used
tiny marbles
397
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,533
for the two moons of Mars.
398
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,335
That's not a moon.
That's a transit station.
399
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,939
The blue one is Uranus,
400
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,173
in case you didn't know.
Oh, yeah.
401
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,341
I heard a lot of assholes
live there.
402
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,550
I told a joke earlier too.
403
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,353
The sheriff's balls
are also his nuts!
404
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,060
Okay, I‐‐you know, I think
it's probably time
405
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,995
for us to go to bed‐‐
No, no, no! He can't go yet!
406
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,230
I want...
407
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,499
to read them my book report
about "The Giver"!
408
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,034
Ooh!
Ooh.
409
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,103
I'm game.
I love "The Giver."
410
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,106
Bit of a giver, myself.
411
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,787
"And using his gift
to see beyond,
412
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,557
"he finds a sled and rides it
down to a Christmas house."
413
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,060
"The end."
414
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,596
Mm. Ha.
Hmm. Wow.
415
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,298
Incredible story.
All right.
416
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,533
I think it is past
somebody's bedtime.
417
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,403
Maybe two people's.
418
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,439
Harry, it was so lovely
having you.
419
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,442
And, D'arcy, you...
were here too.
420
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,077
Thank you.
Yeah.
421
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,812
Let's do this again
sometime soon.
422
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,347
Yeah.
Like when, exactly?
423
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,050
Just, uh...
424
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,056
I know. You too.
Yup.
425
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,392
Don't go!
Mm!
426
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,627
Let him go, buddy, now.
427
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,229
All right.
Max, now.
428
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,597
Now.
429
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,564
Ben, could you take him,
please?
430
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,465
No!
Come on.
431
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,100
Oh! Okay.
432
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,136
See you around, sister wife.
433
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,337
Come on, girl.
434
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,606
Mm.
435
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,007
Mm.
436
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,143
Okay.
437
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,978
Whoa!
438
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,194
I'm starting to think
the kid's not faking.
439
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,163
He actually likes me.
440
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,632
And why wouldn't he?
I'm a likable alien.
441
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,920
Yes!
442
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,301
This is your home.
443
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,373
Are you gonna kiss me?
444
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,343
I've seen this on TV.
445
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,377
I can do this.
446
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,146
Mm...
447
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,050
Mm.
448
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,733
It's‐‐it's not the worst...
kiss I've ever had.
449
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,948
It's rigor mortis!
450
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,317
My penis is dying!
451
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,428
Hey, you're early.
452
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,997
Your grandmother called.
453
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,965
Her back's hurting again.
454
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,001
You think we can bring her
one of those steroid shots
455
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,402
like Sam used to give her?
456
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,371
Um, sure,
457
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:48,541
although we need a doctor
to administer the shot.
458
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,409
And Harry's on call
this afternoon.
459
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,578
So he can just go with us.
I don't want him to go.
460
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,313
I don't want to go.
461
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,649
Well, I don't want men
to act like children.
462
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,751
So I guess none of us
get what we want.
463
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,856
Excuse me.
464
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,424
Take note.
465
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,926
We got no body yet,
466
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,028
but this lake definitely
is holding some clues.
467
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,364
Now, all of these items here,
this here,
468
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,033
this could all be linked
to the death.
469
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,802
And don't forget this.
470
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,904
Yeah,
I don't think so, deputy.
471
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:22,775
Sir, a doorknob in the lake‐‐
that's not exactly normal.
472
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,877
Normal? Oh, okay.
473
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,946
Let me ask you something.
Pop quiz, deputy.
474
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,848
Can a boat sink?
475
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,417
Yes.
Is a houseboat a boat?
476
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,952
Yep.
Houseboats have doors?
477
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,554
Mm‐hmm.
Do doors have knobs?
478
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,056
Yeah.
479
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,658
See? Completely common
to find a doorknob in a lake.
480
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,493
Write that down.
481
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,495
Cletus know that.
482
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,630
Don't you, boy?
483
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,465
You know that, don't you?
Yes, you do!
484
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,733
Who's my favorite deputy?
485
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,702
Who's the best deputy
in the world?
486
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,704
You are!
You're the cutest deputy!
487
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,472
What are you doing
with those paws?
488
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,383
Hmm.
This is interesting.
489
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:07,653
I've never
experienced this before.
490
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,923
Nobody is talking.
491
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,992
Apparently you can be
with other humans
492
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,794
and still be alone.
493
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,664
I like it.
494
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:23,135
I can feel the happiness
welling up inside me.
495
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,837
I need to pee.
496
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,520
That cowboy's
a pretty good writer.
497
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,088
He was a pretty good writer.
498
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:46,125
And then you killed him.
You remember?
499
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,160
Don't look at me.
500
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,829
According to the local paper,
it was a simple robbery.
501
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:53,699
I hear violence is up
in America's rural areas. Hmm.
502
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,670
What's wrong with you?
503
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,805
Our orders are
to find the alien that crashed,
504
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,907
not to go around
murdering people!
505
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,209
Our orders are to deliver
an alien to the general
506
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,978
without anyone
knowing about it.
507
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,846
So, yeah,
things are gonna get messy.
508
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,949
I mean, you're acting as if
we can just sit here
509
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:13,452
and the alien's
going to come to us.
510
00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:14,787
Let me sum this up for you.
511
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,889
I'm eliminating anything
512
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:20,092
that gets in the way
of this mission...
513
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,494
which might be you
if you don't stop whining.
514
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,230
So shut the ‐‐‐‐ up.
515
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:47,786
‐
516
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,155
Do you shiver when you pee?
517
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,294
Sometimes.
518
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,895
Good.
519
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,631
Oh! It's‐‐
520
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,901
This is good.
521
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:34,133
Hey, they're here!
Dan and Asta!
522
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,901
Hey, Dan.
There they are.
523
00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:41,974
Hi.
Welcome.
524
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,076
Hi.
Auntie Asta.
525
00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:47,980
I'm so happy to see you.
526
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,615
Hi, Uncle.
Hi, guys!
527
00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:52,217
Hi, sweetie.
528
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,153
Oh, the little man,
he's getting so big.
529
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,654
I know.
530
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,656
Oh, you remember Harry
from the clinic.
531
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,158
He's been helping
since Sam's passing.
532
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:00,926
He's gonna help
with Grandma's back.
533
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:03,095
Oh, I'm so sorry about Sam.
Yeah.
534
00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,663
Nice to have you, Harry.
535
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:07,332
I had no choice.
She forced me to come.
536
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,301
I like this one.
537
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,136
Let me know
if you want something to drink.
538
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,604
I have soda, juice.
539
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:14,206
We have some fancy water
that tastes like static.
540
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,676
Do you have any milk
that comes from a cow's teat?
541
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,178
Wow.
542
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:21,013
He takes
some getting used to.
543
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:22,981
Happy to have you, Harry.
This is my husband, Shane.
544
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,850
Mm.
545
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,885
Welcome, Harry.
546
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:33,592
I see now it's not the food
that brings humans together.
547
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,228
It's each other.
548
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,198
There is a basic human need
to feel like you belong.
549
00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,299
Hi!
550
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,668
It feels...
551
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:43,802
good.
552
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:53,112
Gee, I thought you guys
got lost on your walk here.
553
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,447
Sorry, Mom.
We had to stop at the bathroom.
554
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:59,351
Whose tiny bladder?
555
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,986
Gram,
this is Dr. Vanderspeigle.
556
00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:02,754
He's gonna give you your shot.
557
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,089
I know you liked Sam,
558
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,424
but you're in good hands
with Harry.
559
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,759
Of course I am.
560
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,229
I've never met a white man
I couldn't trust!
561
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,231
Hmm.
562
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:14,032
Let me help you up.
563
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,350
Pull it over to the curb.
564
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,787
What the heck?
565
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,461
Follow my lead.
566
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,263
Keep your hands
on the handlebars
567
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,231
where I can see 'em.
568
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,203
Do you know
why I pulled you over?
569
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:54,940
Speed?
Boredom?
570
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,208
Took a left turn back there
571
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:58,076
without using
your hand signals.
572
00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,111
What the heck
are you kids doing
573
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:00,913
so far out of town,
anyway, huh?
574
00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,481
We heard Bigfoot
was on the loose.
575
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,582
Bigfoot‐‐
what you talking about?
576
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:07,085
Everybody know that
damn Bigfoot up in Seattle.
577
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,887
That's...
578
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,423
Sorry about cussing
just then. I...
579
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,358
try not to do that shit
around kids.
580
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:14,960
It's okay.
581
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,196
I'm not allowed to say
the D word or the S word,
582
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,964
but I can hear them
without getting in trouble.
583
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,098
That's cool.
584
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,266
I do like the fact
that you kids
585
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,901
are outdoors
and not stuck inside
586
00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,503
with your face glued
to some screen.
587
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,271
That's good.
All right.
588
00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,940
Y'all go have fun.
Be safe.
589
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:29,107
Get that reflector fixed
590
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,542
and get yourself
some all‐weather tires.
591
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,277
And next time,
you use your hand signals.
592
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,246
You know
how the saying goes, right?
593
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,281
If you don't use your arms
to signal,
594
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,284
a truck'll rip 'em right off.
595
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,520
True story.
596
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,456
All right, be safe.
597
00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:47,292
I can say the D word.
Damn.
598
00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,194
Cool.
599
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,572
I have one rule in here.
600
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:02,307
That's if you're gonna
start drinking,
601
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,576
you have to make sure
your gun isn't loaded.
602
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,578
Oh, I'm fine.
603
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:08,313
Just one of those days
where you question
604
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,549
whether you deserve to exist.
605
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,950
And you're gonna need
something stronger
606
00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,051
than lemonade.
607
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,519
When you were
in the Olympics,
608
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:16,321
do you know where I was?
609
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,889
In home ec,
learning to sew?
610
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,491
The day you skied
for the gold medal,
611
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,827
I was sitting right here
in this same stool.
612
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,228
It was packed.
613
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,597
Everyo‐‐I mean,
everyone in town
614
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,499
was in here,
cheering you on.
615
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,603
Well, thanks, Liv.
616
00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,273
I'm sorry all I brought back
is a shattered leg.
617
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,607
Are you kidding?
618
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,342
You're one
of the best damn skiers
619
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,211
to ever come out of Colorado.
620
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,348
It was so long ago.
621
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:46,018
Sometimes I forget that I ever
did anything, you know?
622
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,020
You put Patience on the map.
623
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:51,223
How many people can say that?
624
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,925
I've never been that good
at anything.
625
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,295
Is this
a Sheriff Mike spiral again?
626
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,497
You had a whole country
cheering for you.
627
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,366
And I just need one person.
Just one.
628
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,602
He makes me feel so dumb.
629
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:08,206
Listen, you are the best cop
Patience has ever had.
630
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,975
You're the only cop
I've ever met
631
00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,376
that people are actually
excited to see.
632
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:12,644
Hmm.
633
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,246
You treat everybody fairly.
634
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:16,381
And you always
do the right thing.
635
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,216
So do right by yourself
636
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,385
and go stand up
to that power trip.
637
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,255
Trust me, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to him.
638
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:26,124
If he can't see that,
then that's his loss.
639
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,292
Thanks.
640
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,127
Yeah.
641
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,501
Jesus.
D'arce, I'm on duty.
642
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,003
Yeah, me too.
643
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:40,172
Started at 11:00, so...
644
00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:42,607
Let's get this show
on the road, Doc.
645
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,242
I've got a tail feather
to shake.
646
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,677
You literally can't walk.
647
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,946
Can someone put this one
in time‐out?
648
00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:50,115
She keeps me prisoner in here.
649
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,616
Maybe it's for our own good.
650
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:54,586
Hey, Dan, give me that belt
so I can whip ya.
651
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,322
Jeez, Mom.
652
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,525
Go ahead.
I'm tough.
653
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:08,166
We're done.
654
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,668
Whew.
655
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,436
You should feel
some numbness,
656
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,372
but in about 15 minutes,
657
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,440
you should feel good enough
to whip Dan.
658
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:19,444
Well, I can laugh without pain.
659
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:22,414
That's a good sign.
660
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,250
You're here to do good things,
my boy.
661
00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:26,351
I can tell.
662
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,225
Oh, come here.
663
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,360
Okay.
Gonna go.
664
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,230
It's about time you have
one of your own, honey.
665
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,465
I don't know
about all that, Gram.
666
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,201
She already
has one of her own.
667
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,103
A 17‐year‐old girl named Jay.
668
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,607
What?
What?
669
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,642
Jay at the clinic.
670
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:53,111
That's Asta's daughter.
671
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,647
It's very obvious you have
the same facial structures,
672
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,216
and you both eat like
you're starving to death.
673
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,985
I'm‐‐
674
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:02,020
I'm sorry.
675
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,490
Ah! Ah!
676
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:08,493
And they both run out of rooms
when they get emotional.
677
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,157
You're easy to find
678
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,661
but a pain in the ass
to get to.
679
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,930
How bad
did I mess this one up?
680
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:48,934
Well...
681
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,569
you gave up your kid
682
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:53,905
only to stalk her till she was
old enough to work for you.
683
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,841
You haven't told your dad
that he's been serving pancakes
684
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,676
to his granddaughter.
685
00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,178
And Jay's probably
been wondering her whole life
686
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,346
who she is,
687
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:05,917
only to be staring at you
in the face every day at work.
688
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:07,686
That's pretty bad.
689
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,821
I'm not gonna lie.
690
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,690
You kept up
a really big secret,
691
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,693
and it's gonna hurt a lot
of people when it comes out.
692
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:21,733
I couldn't take care of her.
I was just a kid myself.
693
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:26,972
I know.
694
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,707
You made
a really difficult decision
695
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,709
at a really young age.
696
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,911
And I admire that about you.
697
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,848
You do?
Yeah.
698
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,628
You put Jay's needs
ahead of your own.
699
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:51,763
And that's exactly
what a mother does.
700
00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,869
Okay.
701
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,012
Oh, man!
That's all right.
702
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,380
Over here!
Box him out!
703
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:13,318
Got it!
704
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:14,553
Oh!
Over here.
705
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:15,687
Here you go!
706
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,758
My bad, bro.
707
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,726
Can you toss that ball
back to us?
708
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,334
Over here!
709
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,439
Whoa!
Damn, Harry!
710
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:35,707
Can you hoop?
711
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,476
Hoop!
712
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:58,597
You got to dribble.
Do it, come on.
713
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,399
What are you doing, bro?
Shoot or pass the ball!
714
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,435
I'm on your team!
I'm wide open!
715
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:05,070
Ball hog.
716
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:40,605
Shh.
717
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,612
Take this.
718
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,648
Oh.
719
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,628
What does this guy eat?
720
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,881
How could you not tell me
Jay was the girl?
721
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,887
Why would I?
722
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,855
You wouldn't understand.
723
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,124
You wanted me out the second
that you knew I was pregnant.
724
00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:34,893
Is that what
you tell yourself?
725
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,395
You left, Asta.
726
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,930
No one ever told you to go.
727
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:41,099
You hated Jimmy.
728
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:44,169
Well, I hated the way
he treated you.
729
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,539
And then you just ran off
with him.
730
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,040
You know, we all expected
731
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,909
a baby to come home
with you that day.
732
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,445
It wasn't any of your
business what I did with her.
733
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:55,413
You were 16!
734
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:57,048
Of course it was my business.
735
00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:03,455
What was I supposed to do?
736
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:06,091
Take my baby to class?
737
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:09,828
Raise her in Jimmy's bedroom
at his mom's house?
738
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,532
You know...
739
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,501
look around you.
740
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:19,771
We all would've been there
for you, especially me.
741
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,942
I couldn't do that to you.
742
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:28,813
You already raised one child
that wasn't your own.
743
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,216
I didn't want mine to be
one more problem for you.
744
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,451
Who wants cake?
745
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:42,894
Are we gonna be okay?
746
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,897
Even when we're not okay,
we'll always be okay.
747
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,913
Wow.
748
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,592
Maybe these are parts
of his ship.
749
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:17,228
Check this out.
750
00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:19,230
There must be something
in this freezer.
751
00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:20,632
Why else would it be locked?
752
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,608
Sahar!
753
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:39,517
Whoa!
754
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,625
Come on! Hey!
Over here, over here!
755
00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:53,865
Hoop! Hoop!
756
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:56,401
Goal! Hoop! Hoop!
757
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,970
You just scored
for the other team!
758
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,442
How are they still running?
759
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:07,445
Are they cyborgs?
760
00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:10,348
I am done.
761
00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:11,649
Tired.
762
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,353
Come on, man.
We're still playing.
763
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:16,821
Oh, come on!
764
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,656
Where you going, bro?
765
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,758
We need you on D!
766
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,293
Harry!
767
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:23,928
I am overheating.
768
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,897
Is this how it ends?
769
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,411
Home.
770
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:43,848
My sun hasn't changed
since I've been on Earth.
771
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,719
It's still
46 light‐years away.
772
00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:50,722
But it feels different.
773
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:53,858
It feels closer...
774
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,827
like a single string
could pull me up
775
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,896
from my chest to the sky.
776
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,003
The boys said
you couldn't hang.
777
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,074
They are
incredible specimens.
778
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,582
Hmm.
779
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:37,468
My dad says that the stars
in the Big Dipper
780
00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:41,940
are seven brothers,
shot into the sky like arrows.
781
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:48,446
Am I supposed to apologize?
782
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,818
‐ You could.
783
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:59,023
I'm sorry for telling
your secret about Jay.
784
00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:05,530
You did us a favor.
785
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,367
I miss home.
786
00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,938
Do you have family there?
787
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,606
A...
788
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,909
wife.
789
00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,578
She died.
790
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:24,682
So I took a job
that brought me here.
791
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:27,151
I want to go home.
792
00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,387
I belong there.
793
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,855
I'm sorry.
794
00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:35,660
That's so sad.
795
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,061
Yes.
796
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,065
It is now.
797
00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:51,642
Everyone needs to belong
798
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:54,979
to something bigger
than themselves.
799
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,115
Yes, there is strength
in numbers,
800
00:41:57,148 --> 00:42:00,852
but maybe it's simpler.
801
00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:03,554
Maybe humans just feel better
when they know
802
00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:06,924
they are not alone
on this Earth.
803
00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:48,032
Sheriff‐‐
Ah! Uh‐uh!
804
00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:23,734
Kids, it's past your bedtime.
805
00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:44,288
Oh, no.
806
00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:46,991
They're still alive.
807
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,650
How did you get in here?
808
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:14,785
The door was locked.
809
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,988
I have a key.
810
00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:20,925
I am still your wife.
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