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Here's the funny part, right?
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I am bleeding from the car crash
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and my mom's like,
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"You can't come inside
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unless David's with you."
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I-I'm confused, are you laughing
or are you crying?
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It's the onions, Junior, okay?
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This story is hilarious.
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You got to love family
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or they leave you
out of the will.
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Dad, I love you so much.
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Yeah, you're not
in the will.
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Okay, maybe you
got to love family,
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but you ain't got to like 'em.
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My brother Melvin,
who's coming over?
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He's the most charming, fun guy
you ever want to meet.
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But he's always got
some crazy, harebrained scheme
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that he wants you
to invest your money in.
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Eh, say what you want,
he's my favorite uncle.
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Yeah, that's because
he taught you
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those stupid sleight
of hand magic tricks.
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They're not stupid, Dad.
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Magic is real.
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Give me
my wallet back.
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Give me my glasses back.
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Look, I know what I know.
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Your uncle Melvin
stole my first watch
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that I bought
with my DJ money.
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He stole and then sold it.
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Dad, why do you always bring up
that stupid watch?
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Was it gold or something?
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No, it was brass,
and it turned my wrist green,
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but it was mine.
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Poppa.
People change.
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Not Melvin. He's a conman.
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Half of what he
says is a lie,
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the other half is
the setup to his lie.
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Uh, that's him.
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Okay, mark my words, he's gonna
show up in a tracksuit
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with some beautiful
woman on his arm,
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with a big ol' lie about why
he's come empty-handed.
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What's up, D?
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Don't look so surprised.
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Yeah, well, I haven't
seen you in a suit
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since your last trial.
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Well, I guess this is
the Shawshank Redemption.
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* Poppa's house, yeah. *
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Aw, snap.
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What it do,
my favorite nephew?
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What's going on
with you, boy?
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Give my ring back.
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You good.
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Give me back my car keys.
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It look like the student
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become the teacher.
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Yeah, and the "teacher"
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needs you to give me
back my glasses.
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Oh...
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Oh, my God. Nina.
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My nephew got to be
the luckiest man in the world.
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You know what
I'm saying?
Oh, man.
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She is beautiful.
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And who, pray tell...
Oh.
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...is this little
angel over here?
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Is this Dr. Reed?
No way.
Mm-hmm.
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Man, I was expecting
a nerd with glasses
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the way
you described her.
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Not a Victoria's
Secret model.
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Oh, stop it.
Call me Ivy.
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You can be
my poison any day.
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What's up, D?
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Come on, you don't give
a brother no love?
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Come on, man.
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I'll give you some love when
you give me my watch back.
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Still the crabby old man.
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Mad about that
crappy little watch you lost.
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I didn't lose it.
You stole it and you sold it.
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Well, here.
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Bam. A $200 bottle of wine
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so you can stop whining.
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You see what
I did there, nephew?
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Yeah, I did.
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That's called
a play on words.
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We call that
a soliloquy.
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Man, you should be happy.
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Look at this beautiful
abode you got here.
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Surrounded by
your beautiful family
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and beautiful people.
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Man. And you got you
a $200 bottle of vino?
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Yeah, well,
somebody ripped you off
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because this $200 bottle of vino
says it only cost $2.
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You need to put your glasses on.
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My glasses are already--
Hey, wait a minute.
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Why can't I see?
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* *
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Dad, you won't believe where
Uncle Mel just came from.
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Argentina.
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¿Cómo está, mi amigo?
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Hola, papi.
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God, I love traveling, man.
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It complete changed me,
you know?
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I used to be street smart,
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and then I started traveling,
I became world-wise.
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You know, I opened me up
to the what-ifs of life.
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Yeah, like what if you got
your foot off my chair?
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Oh, you're serious.
Okay.
Yes, I'm serious.
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All right.
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Look, I know you want something.
So, how much?
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The only thing that changes
with you, Melvin,
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is the amount.
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I got to earn
my brother's trust.
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Mm-hmm.
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Back in the day,
believe it or not,
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- I used to be a wild boy.
- Used to be?
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Like the time
you took Junior shopping
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with stolen credit cards
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and you both got arrested?
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Don't blame me
'cause your son is slow.
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Look, and they let him out
'cause I took the hit for him.
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No, they let him out because
he was eight years old.
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And you had one
of your lady friends
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pick him up from the jail.
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She was nice.
I touched her boobie.
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I have never
heard any of this.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
But that's all in the past.
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Right? That's behind us.
I'm a futurist now.
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You know, in fact, uh,
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I got some tech guys
that's willing
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to invest in my new app.
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It's gonna
change the world
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of psychoanalysis-analyticus.
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Oh, boy, here comes the con.
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Okay, wait, hold on.
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Pop, I want to hear this
because this is my world.
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See? And that's
exactly why
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I'm stepping to you first.
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See...
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...imagine, if you will,
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I'm a patient.
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I'm having a really bad day.
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I mean, I got fired from my job
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and they kicked me
out the house.
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Anyway, I'm really upset.
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I call my therapist,
she ain't nowhere to be found!
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And I want to just--
Going crazy.
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What do I do?
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What do I do? What do I do?!
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We don't know. What do you do?
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I pick up my phone,
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I go to the Thera-To-You app
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and boom, a qualified therapist
shows up on my doorstep.
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It's like Uber Eats,
but for the mind.
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Oh. Yo.
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Yo.
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Okay, so let me
get this straight.
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You have thousands of doctors
driving around in their cars
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like Uber Drivers...
Right. Mm-hmm.
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...waiting for someone
to jump off a roof?
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Come on, Dad.
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Uncle Melvin
is a visionary, okay?
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Dad, this could be bigger
than the George Foreman Grill.
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Junior, I don't
know about this.
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And you know what, Nina?
You-- I respect that.
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You know, I respect
your point of view
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because, you know,
as his wife,
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it's your fi-duck-irary
responsibility
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to really care
about your finances.
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Look, I know a good
opportunity when I hear one,
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and I am
hearing one, Unc.
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That's 'cause you are smart.
Mm-hmm.
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Now, if your daddy
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was as smart
as you are,
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we'd be rich.
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I am rich.
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You ain't
doomed Titanic submersible rich.
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Nephew?
Mm?
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You seen the bottom
of the ocean floor?
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Not a once.
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With your broke ass.
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Nah, it's all good.
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Look at him, festering in hate.
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It's all good. You know what?
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We'll talk about this
another time.
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Maybe over some coffee.
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You know, away from
the dream killer.
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And, uh, nephew,
if you want to get down,
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you c-come on through, too.
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No. I forbid all of you
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from getting into business
with him.
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Forbid me?
Forbid me?
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You gonna take that?
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He forbids you?
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Dad, I'm a grown man.
I can make my own decisions.
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Right, Uncle Melvin?
You damn skippy.
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Fine. Well, you guys do you.
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Don't say
I didn't warn you, okay?
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But he's gonna take your money,
just watch.
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I feel you.
I feel your--
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your "cauti-arities."
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And so, look, I don't want
you to do anything
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that your beautiful,
loving heart
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does not feel
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it wants to do.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
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Mm.
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I was just talking
to, uh, "Breenie" Brown,
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and, uh,
I was telling her, right,
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n-nobody want it
till somebody else got it.
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And then
everybody want to get it.
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It's "Brené."
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Brené Brown.
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Right. You say "po-tah-to,"
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I say "to-may-to."
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My point is, she's in.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Um...
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Melvin, I don't know
what to say.
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Matter of fact, here,
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take my number.
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It's 323-712...
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I forgot the area code.
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And if I'm in Europe, don't--
Okay!
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All right, well, thank you
so much for the coffee.
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Oh, you're welcome.
Wait a minute.
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Hold on, hold on.
Mm-hmm.
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I thought
you asked me to coffee.
I did.
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Oh, see, but, man, you know,
I only got bitcoin,
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and I don't think they take--
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Hey, y'all take bitcoin here?
No.
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Yeah, see? That's the problem.
They don't take bitcoin.
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You know what?
Yeah?
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This is a big red flag, okay?
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I wrote a book about this.
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It says, "Don't trust a brother
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who won't pay for
the first coffee."
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And for this reason,
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I'm out.
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Okay!
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Then bye, Shark Tank!
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...equals
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money,
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money, money.
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Voilà.
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This stuff looks like something
from A Beautiful Mind.
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I don't understand any of it.
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Neither do I.
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But, see, we
don't have to.
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See, there's
a bunch of MIT grads
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that specialize in this, right?
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And these guys,
they legit.
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They down with
the PayPal Mafia.
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They build companies
like YouTube
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and-and eBay, Instagram.
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You know? And you know what
all those guys got in common?
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Hot wives and bad haircuts?
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Besides that.
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Each one of them
sold their companies
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for billions of dollars.
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You know why?
259
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'Cause scared money
don't make money.
260
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:12,880
You're right, but...
261
00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:16,110
I only have, like, $10,237.15.
262
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,080
I don't need all that.
263
00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,850
Just the $10,000.
264
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,190
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
265
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,850
Scared money
don't make no money.
266
00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,890
You know what I mean?
267
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,630
Why are you talking like the
beginning of an R&B music video?
268
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,030
Baby, baby,
269
00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:37,070
don't talk.
270
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,570
Just listen.
271
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,000
Honeycakes,
272
00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,170
this is seed money
we're talking about.
273
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,770
Yeah, and you're gonna "seed" it
go out the window.
274
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,580
Junior, this is exactly what
your father warned you about.
275
00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:49,210
Melvin is playing you.
276
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,580
Wh-Why are you and Pop
so cynical?
277
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,050
If you can't trust family,
who can you trust?
278
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,720
And just so you know, I'm not
using the kids' money, okay?
279
00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,820
I'm putting my anime collection
on eBay
280
00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,390
so I can give him
the seed money.
281
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,730
Junior, you have been building
that anime collection
282
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,060
your whole life.
283
00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:05,390
You can't just sell it.
284
00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,360
I wish you'd just
listen to your dad.
285
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:10,070
No, no, that man's
a dream killer, baby.
286
00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,340
Which is why...
287
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:17,640
I've already said goodbye
to Borg and Ceiza.
288
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,980
All right.
289
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,080
I'll be right back for you.
290
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,420
Oh.
291
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,290
Mm.
292
00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,870
This sandwich is dry.
293
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,470
I know, because it's mine.
Oh.
294
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,870
So what's up?
295
00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,570
I got your text.
What you want to talk about?
296
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,910
Well, Ivy
told me
297
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,910
that you tried to hustle her
over coffee.
298
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,940
And then I had a conversation
with Nina,
299
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,310
and she said
she's pissed off at you, too.
300
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,710
Mm. About what? An opportunity?
301
00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:02,120
Melvin, this is her husband--
302
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,320
my son--
that we're talking about.
303
00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:06,090
You know good and well
we don't do this.
304
00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:07,460
We don't hustle family.
305
00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:09,830
Sir would turn over
in his grave if he knew
306
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,290
you were trying
to con his grandson.
Oh, wow.
307
00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,260
This is what this about-- Sir.
308
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,630
I knew it was something.
309
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,900
The problem is, you and Sir...
310
00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:20,800
ain't nothing but two haters.
311
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,940
You always was,
you always will be.
312
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,410
Y'all never wanted
to see me win.
313
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:26,470
No. We never wanted
to see you cheat to win.
314
00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,310
How do you win
if you don't cheat?
315
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,480
Melvin,
316
00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,480
you have
incredible gifts,
317
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:35,320
but you use them in
incredibly stupid ways.
318
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,020
Now I'm not gonna tell you
how to live your life,
319
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,160
but you owe it to Junior
to tell him the truth.
320
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,690
That boy looks up to you.
321
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:47,100
So once in your life,
just be honorable.
322
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,200
I don't know.
323
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,640
It's gonna make it
a whole lot harder to sell.
324
00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,570
It's missing $100.
325
00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,940
What are you talk...?
326
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,110
Ah!
327
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,480
I'm sneaky.
328
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,280
Yeah, you are. You are.
329
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,690
Good job, boy.
330
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,050
All right.
331
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,360
I drew up some designs
332
00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:15,060
for our user interface
on our app.
333
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,660
Check it out.
334
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,460
Oh.
335
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,030
Get the birth.
336
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,300
You did all this, nephew?
337
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,200
Yeah, well,
we're partners, right?
338
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,040
I'm in this with you.
Sweat equity.
339
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,370
Yeah.
340
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,740
Uh...
341
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,880
Partner...
342
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,980
since we are partners
now, I want to...
343
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,550
I want to level with you.
344
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,020
All right.
Uh...
345
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,250
there is no app.
346
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,520
I-I'm sorry. Come again?
347
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,560
There is no app.
348
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,460
There never was.
349
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,060
See, I talked to your father,
and he wanted me
350
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,030
to have a real talk with you
about what the business is,
351
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,700
and I told him I would.
352
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:01,400
What we doing is, we creating
this thing called a "SPAC."
353
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,700
Oh.
354
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:06,210
A "Special Purpose
Acquisitions Company."
355
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,810
It's aka
356
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,240
"the blank check."
357
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,650
Blank check?
Yes.
358
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,650
Okay. Okay.
Right?
359
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,950
That's smart.
I'm loving it.
360
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,120
Still don't understand it,
though. What?
361
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,290
Okay, so, what
it is, is...
Mm-hmm.
362
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:22,190
...m-money comes in
from the investors, right?
363
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,560
Yes.
364
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,390
The app don't pay off
because it doesn't exist.
365
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,960
We file bankruptcy.
366
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,300
We keep the assets.
367
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,240
Re...
368
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,400
Is this a hustle, or...
369
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,770
Um...
370
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,140
I mean, it... it ain't
all the way right.
371
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,980
So you do three to
five years, and--
372
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,710
while your
money compounds.
373
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,280
So what?
374
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,780
Three to five years
of prison time?
375
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,220
It... It's like
a country club.
376
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,790
It's lush.
377
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:55,020
That's where they sent
Martha Stewart on her vacation.
378
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,490
Why are you winking?
379
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,100
I'm winking because
I love you, nephew.
380
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,500
And I really want to be
in business with you.
381
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,200
But you're gonna
have to decide
382
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,170
if you really want to
be in business or not.
383
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,010
Yeah.
384
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,290
Hey, Pop.
385
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:26,720
Hey, Mr. Scared Money
Don't Make No Money.
386
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:29,990
You don't have
to worry about that.
387
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,790
I...
I didn't give him the money.
388
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,260
Really? Why not?
389
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,860
Well, I had all the money
out in front of him,
390
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,430
and then he told me
it was a scam.
391
00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,830
Uh, he was still trying
to take the money, too.
392
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:39,430
I was like, "No."
393
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,000
Well, I'm glad
he gave you a choice.
394
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,670
I'm glad
you made the right decision.
Yeah.
395
00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:44,440
If it sounds too
good to be true,
396
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,810
it's coming out
of Uncle Melvin's mouth.
397
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,850
I was just so blinded
by admiration, I...
398
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,480
couldn't see his flaws,
you know?
399
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,620
You tried to warn me.
Mm-hmm.
400
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,620
Well, are you okay?
401
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,850
Yeah, you know, I'm just...
402
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,020
Feel sorry for the guy,
you know?
403
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,390
He was telling me that
Grandpa favored you over him.
404
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,690
Ha! That is not true.
405
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:09,230
Sir didn't like
either one of us.
406
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,900
I'm sorry. I got to ask.
407
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,530
What was Grandpa's real name?
408
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,640
Sir.
409
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,040
His real name?
Yeah.
410
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,400
But if he liked you,
411
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,070
you could call him "Mister Sir."
412
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:22,010
Anyway, the difference
between me and Melvin is,
413
00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:23,650
I listened to my father.
414
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,050
Melvin-- he tried to hustle
his way through life.
415
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,450
I smell a story.
416
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:32,450
When I was 12 years old,
I got my first job.
417
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,220
Yup, there it is.
418
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,620
My father said,
"You got to split the money
419
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,260
with your mother."
420
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,790
And so, on the first day
I got paid,
421
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,230
I'm walking down the street,
422
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,900
and I see these guys playing
three-card monte.
423
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,270
They're flipping
the card.
Mm-hmm.
424
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,230
They was like,
"Find the red card,
425
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,570
"not the black.
426
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:47,870
"The black is the wack,
427
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,900
you don't get your money back."
428
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,870
I put down $20,
429
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,240
and I pointed to a card.
430
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,610
He flipped it over,
and it was black.
431
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,510
My world stood still.
432
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,280
Geez Louise. So what happened?
433
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,120
He took off running
with my money.
434
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,350
Did you tell Mister Sir?
Yes.
435
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,090
Did he hit you?
Yes.
436
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,750
With wisdom.
Oh.
437
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:09,120
That was the name
of his belt.
Oh.
438
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,590
And then he said,
439
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:16,260
"Son, gambling is
a sucker's game.
440
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,200
Now go give your
mother her half."
441
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,940
And I only had one dollar
to last me for two weeks.
442
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,040
I never gambled again
after that.
443
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,470
Hmm.
Now, Uncle Melvin
heard this same story,
444
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:27,780
and the next day,
445
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,780
he became
a three-card monte guy.
446
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,180
Hmm.
447
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,980
I can't believe this lesson
cost me my anime collection.
448
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,450
Hey, well,
the good news is,
449
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:37,950
you learned a lesson, right?
450
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,260
Yeah, sure did.
451
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,060
Never again.
452
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,960
Good, 'cause that's for you.
453
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,290
What?
454
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:46,560
Go ahead, open it.
455
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,830
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
456
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,900
Aw!
457
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,340
Borg and Ceiza?!
458
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:57,840
You bought them?
Yes.
459
00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:01,640
Some sucker was selling them
on eBay under value.
460
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,750
Thanks, Pop.
I love you, man.
461
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,250
I love you, too.
462
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,960
What up, D?
463
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,300
I just wanted to come by
464
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,800
and say goodbye
to you and the family, man.
465
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,800
It was good seeing y'all.
466
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,530
I'm headed down to Brazil.
Mm.
467
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,200
Got me a new business
opportunity there.
468
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,170
I'm gonna turn some centavos
into bitcoin.
469
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:36,210
Listen, I want to thank you
for doing right by Junior.
470
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,780
Hey, man, he's family.
That's right.
471
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,850
Sometimes I can get
a little blinded by my greed.
472
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,180
No.
473
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,220
But you set me
on the right path,
474
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,720
and I thank you for that.
475
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,560
Since we being honest...
476
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:55,130
You're right.
I did take your watch.
477
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,700
I knew it. I knew it.
How much did you get for it?
478
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,000
Man, I didn't sell it.
I kept it.
479
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,410
Why?
480
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,840
'Cause it was yours.
481
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,350
And I just figured maybe that
some of that great in you would
482
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,750
rub off on me.
483
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,820
Hmm.
Instead, the only thing
484
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,550
that rubbed off me
was some green stuff.
485
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:21,090
Yeah. Got me, too.
486
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,560
Hmm.
487
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,900
Wow.
488
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,770
You know what?
489
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,400
Hold onto it.
There's still time.
490
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,050
So this is what
that feels like?
Yeah.
491
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,490
Don't you feel fuzzy inside?
No.
492
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,460
Or is that the sweater?
No.
493
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,360
All right, man, well,
I'm gonna get going.
494
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,930
Uh...
Great seeing you, man.
495
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,760
Great seeing you.
Great seeing you, too.
496
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,100
And, um,
497
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,600
hey, if you want in
498
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,400
on the bitcoin opportunity,
you know,
499
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,770
I still need some s...
500
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,940
I'm just playing with you.
501
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,440
Hey! I know what time it is.
502
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,080
Nah, but seriously,
if you want in
503
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,750
on this, man,
504
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,120
my plane don't leave
till 9:00 o'clock.
505
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,590
Ciao.
506
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,060
Look, I know!
507
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,860
Marker.
508
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,910
What?
509
00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,310
Marker.
510
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:47,410
Do you want
the other ones, or no?
511
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,440
No.
Oh, the other ones
512
00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:49,480
aren't prescription?
No.
513
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,950
Oh, I didn't know that.
514
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,650
I want everyone nauseous.
515
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,820
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00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:02,620
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517
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,160
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