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It came. It came!
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- Okay. - Open it.
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- Oh... - Careful, Rett,
careful.
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Oh...oh...
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"Dear Seretta and LouAnne,
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"I am pleased
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"to inform you that your Cheesy
Burger Bites recipe
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"is the grand prize winner..."
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- What? - Aah!
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"As a restaurateur and lover
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"of the culinary arts, I am
thrilled
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"to be a part of this amazing
event."
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Oh--oh...
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"Please join me..." Oh!
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"At the awards ceremony
featuring a concert..."
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- Ha! - "By my band.
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"Rock on, Johnny Depp.
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"Asterisk: airfair not
included."
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Oh...
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I can't believe it!
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Oh, can you believe it? Can you
believe it?
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I want to hold it.
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both: We're going to the
concert!
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Lou, you know what this means?
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Everything's gonna change.
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- This is our chance. - Our
chance.
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After the concert, the Depper's
gonna meet us,
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and he's gonna ask us to be...
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both: His personal chefs.
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Lunch Ladies, my ass!
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Yeah!
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Order! Order!
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Order! Order!
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Fuck me.
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I'd rather eat a tampon.
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Hey, hey.
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Rett, Rett, keep your eye on the
prize.
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Ladies, this is Principal
Grossfetig.
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I simply cannot allow these
subpar lunches to continue.
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What a load of donkey shit!
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Sir, sir, we are-- we are doing
our best.
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We're giving 100%, but...
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we can't be at the top of our
game
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if our parts ain't fresh.
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Ladies...
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a real chef can create a
masterpiece
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from what's at hand. Bottom
line...
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you're not working up to Melvin
High potential.
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If lunch doesn't improve
tomorrow,
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for Surprise Friday,
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I have no choice but to replace
you with vending machines.
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I hope you understand, Lunch
Ladies.
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We're chefs, not Lunch Ladies!
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Fuck you, Melvin High!
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Johnny wants us!
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We are out of here!
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Rett! Rett, Rett, Rett, honey,
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we cannot lose our jobs.
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We buy that airfare,
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and get to the concert.
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Oh...
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Johnny's concert.
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Asterisk.
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Airfare...not included.
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Goddamn it!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Hey, Lunch Lady.
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That is the ugliest shirt I have
ever seen.
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Is that your dad, Lunch Lady?
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It's Johnny Depp,
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and he's hiring us to be his
personal chefs.
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Uh-huh. Congrats.
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But, seriously...
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do you guys masturbate to him?
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Everybody wants to know.
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Don't...
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push...
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me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Now I know why your food always
tastes like shit.
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It's got Lunch Lady Johnny jizz
all over it.
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Aah!
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Hm.
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Goddamn kids.
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Aah!
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I, uh...
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I-I did something...
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bad.
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Hold it together. Shh!
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Quiet. Shh.
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- What are you thinking? - Oh.
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Do you think Johnny's gonna want
us to be his personal chefs
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when he finds out about this? -
I'm sorry!
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- Ugh!
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[cries]
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Hold it together.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Hey, look at that.
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Melvin High potential, ladies.
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both: Yes, Principal Grossfetig.
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Oh!
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[blows nose]
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God, shut up and let me think!
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We're going to the pokey,
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and we'll never meet the Depper!
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Wait a minute.
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Wait...
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a...
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minute.
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W.W.J.D.
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both: What would Johnny do?
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A lot more blood than a raccoon.
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a I feel you a
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a Johnny Depp a
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Good morning, Melvin High
Ferrets.
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Seniors, graduation gowns are
in.
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So please visit the Jostens rep
in room 107.
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And remember, cash only.
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Whoever stole that rug that was
in front of
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Ms. Crispin's desk, please
return it.
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It really tied the room
together.
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And lastly, for lunch today,
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it's Surprise Friday!
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I don't know.
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Maybe we should have tasted it
first.
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I mean, what if--
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Rett! You're driving me crazy.
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"Brought both flowers and fruit,
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"But ripen'd in far distant
plains,
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"Where warmer far the sunbeams
shoot,
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"Where a more bounteous nature
reigns.
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"Her g--"
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Ahh.
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Lou, whatever happens,
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we stick together.
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Right?
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both: Sisters forever.
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Johnny forever.
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Wah. Wah.
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Those are the most beautiful
pies I have ever seen.
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Order! Order!
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Form a line!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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That's mine!
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- Give it to me! - Mmm!
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both: We're going to the
concert!
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We're going to the concert!
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Ladies? Hm.
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00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:06,225
Today, you not only met Melvin
High potential...
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Mm, mm.
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You exceeded it.
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00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,137
I don't know what you Lunch
Ladies did differently today,
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but keep it up.
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both: Yes, sir!
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00:19:53,603 --> 00:20:00,235
One new message received today
at 22:01.
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Tommy...
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00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:04,727
Stop ignoring these calls
please,
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00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:09,394
Iave been very patient with you
but my patience is running out.
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I canat talk Ellie Iam at
work...
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00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:55,382
You said you would be home early
tonight.
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[baby crying]
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Yeah sorry about that, something
came up
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and thereas loads of paperwork
and I'm sitting here
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in the office and I'm thinking;
if I can get this done now
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I wonat have to come in on
Saturday
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and we can have the weekend
together;
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just you me and the baby
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and weall get a takeaway and
weall sit and watch the telly
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and weall cuddle on the sofa,
howas that?
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Aw you bloody charmer,
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they better give you a decent
bonus this year
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with all these late nights you
are doing
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At this time of night? Just a
minute!
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All These extra hours are going
to be worth it love
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aCos weall take him to
Disneyland,
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will be his first time on a
plane,
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imagine that?
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Listen, Iam going to have to go,
I'll be home soon though okay,
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love you darling.
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love you too
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00:21:41,289 --> 00:21:41,581
See you
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00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:43,040
Bye. - Bye..
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00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,035
You forget something darling ...
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00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,203
Aww, Tommy thatas a nice way to
greet me.
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You donat get called nice things
in this line of work.
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00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:15,325
Yeah, Yeah, I was going to get
back to you actually... um...
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itas been a bit full on with the
new baby and everything..
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Iam not interested Tommy! We had
an agreement, didnat we?
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And youare two weeks late with
your payments
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and that pisses me off a you
understand?
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00:22:27,155 --> 00:22:29,199
Yeah, I know, youave been fair.
Really, really fair and er..
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00:22:30,571 --> 00:22:32,990
itas just been very, very tough
since I lost my job,
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the company downsized and had to
let me go and um, you know...
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itas been really tough, but itas
fine, itas okay, acoz, erm,
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Iam working now um, Iam in a
factory packing boxes,
200
00:22:47,692 --> 00:22:49,277
in fact I canat really stay on
the phone, so er...
201
00:22:51,774 --> 00:22:54,903
So, youare on a job yeah? That
means youare earning doesnat it?
202
00:22:56,857 --> 00:22:58,358
So, I might have to come down
and pay you a visit.
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00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:00,899
Any way Tommy, you best get back
to
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your job and your very quiet
factory,
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because you have a wife and baby
to take care of...
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Ellie, make it quick love ...
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Right, where the hell are you
Tommy?
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I already told you Iam at work
...
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00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:48,683
Donat you bloody lie to me, why
did Sarah just drop a load of
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your stuff off from the office
Tommy,
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she says she hasnat seen you in
6 months.
212
00:23:54,095 --> 00:23:54,596
Ellie please, wait... a 6
fucking months!
213
00:24:15,549 --> 00:24:16,049
Yeah?
214
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,342
Oh, dear Tommy, what have you
been up to?
215
00:24:21,797 --> 00:24:24,967
Your missus looks very upset,
very upset indeed!
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00:24:26,505 --> 00:24:27,590
I might have to make sure sheas
alright...
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00:24:39,794 --> 00:24:40,170
Tommy whatas going on?
218
00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:42,336
Ellie, I want you to listen to
me very, very carefully. - What?
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00:24:42,918 --> 00:24:43,586
I want you to get Zak
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and I want you and him to go to
your mums now, okay?
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00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:47,710
Why?
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What was that?
223
00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:50,168
Ellie whatas going on?
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00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:51,709
Someoneas trying to break into
the house...
225
00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:53,001
Ellie, listen to me, get Zak,
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00:24:54,332 --> 00:24:56,001
shout out the fucking bathroom
window, someone will hear you!
227
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Iam calling the police! - GO
NOW!
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00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,292
What? Jesus fucking Christ
229
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Tommy, what the fuck have you
done? What have you done?
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Shh shh itas okay... it's okay.
It's okay..
231
00:25:07,538 --> 00:25:09,165
Tommy their breaking in, where
are you?
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Theyare in the house!
233
00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:14,788
Please Tommy! - I canat, I
canat. I fucking canat!
234
00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:17,204
Shhh Shhh itas alright, it's
alright..
235
00:25:18,494 --> 00:25:20,955
listen mummyas just playing a
silly game, everythingas fine,
236
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:24,705
shh shh come here, itas okay...
237
00:25:25,784 --> 00:25:27,119
Tommy I donat care whatas
happening,
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I just need you to come home.
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Please will you just come home.
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Oh, fuck it!
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Please Tommy...
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Shh... Shh...Come here, Shh..
Sh..
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00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:47,286
Shh... Shh...Come here, Shh..
itas okay, itas okay, itas okay!
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00:25:58,444 --> 00:28:24,131
Come on Tommy, please... hurry
up...
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00:28:24,181 --> 00:28:28,731
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