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All right,
I'm moving my infantry division...
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...augmented by a battalion of orcs
from Lord of the Rings.
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We flank the Tennessee volunteers...
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...and the North once again
wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
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Not so fast. Remember, the South
still has two infantry divisions.
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Plus Superman and Godzilla.
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No, no, no. Orcs are magic.
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Superman is vulnerable to magic.
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Not to mention,
you already lost Godzilla...
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...to the Illinois cavalry and Hulk.
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Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee
charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
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- You guys ready to order?
- Hang on.
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Shiva and Ganesh?
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The Hindu gods
against the entire Union Army?
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And orcs.
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I'll be back.
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Excuse me. Ganesh is the remover
of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer.
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When the smoke clears,
Lincoln will be speaking Hindi...
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...and drinking mint juleps.
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My boss says you have to either
order or leave and never come back.
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What do you recommend for someone
with a man-sized appetite...
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...from a morning of
weight-training and cardio-funk?
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A shower.
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I'll take the heart-smart platter.
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All right, thank you. And Sheldon?
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We don't eat here.
I don't know what's good.
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- Well, it's all good.
- Statistically unlikely.
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Just get a hamburger.
You like hamburgers.
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I like the hamburgers
where we usually eat.
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You can't make the assumption
that I'll like the hamburgers here.
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I'm sorry. Give him a hamburger.
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Which one,
the classic, the ranch house...
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...the barbeque burger
or the Kobe burger?
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Can't we just go to Big Boy?
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- They only have one burger, the Big Boy.
- The barbeque burger's like the Big Boy.
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In a world that already
includes a Big Boy...
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...why would I settle for something
like a Big Boy?
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Because you are not at Big Boy.
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- Fine. I'll have the barbeque burger.
- Make it two.
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Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
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Hey, Leonard. Hi, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Leslie.
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- I didn't know you ate here.
- We don't. This is a disturbing aberration.
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Leslie, this is Penny, she lives across
the hall from Sheldon and me.
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And walks in quiet beauty
like the night.
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Howard, I've asked you not to do that.
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Leslie and I do research together
at the university.
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Oh, wow. A girl scientist.
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Yep. Come for the breasts,
stay for the brains.
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So I'm glad I ran into you.
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The Physics Department string quartet
needs a new cellist.
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What happened to Elliott Wong?
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Switched over to high-energy
radiation research, had a mishap.
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And now the other guys
are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
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- So are you in?
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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- We rehearse on Tuesdays at your place.
- Why at my place?
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Yeah, Department of Energy said
our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Yeah, you too.
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Leonard, I didn't know
you played the cello.
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Yeah, my parents felt
that naming me Leonard...
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...and putting me
in advanced-placement classes...
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...wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
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If you're into music, I happen
to be a human beatbox...
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-So!
- Really?
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I'm actually not that into music.
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Your friend's really cute.
Anything going on with you two?
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Leslie?
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No, no. What, are you kidding?
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He asked her out once.
It was an embarrassing failure.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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I'm sorry.
Was that supposed to be a secret?
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That's too bad.
You guys would make a cute couple.
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- Oh, dear.
- What's the matter?
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She didn't take my order.
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How could she take your order
when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
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Nevertheless,
this will be reflected in her tip.
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What did Penny mean,
"you'd make a cute couple"?
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I assume she meant
the two of you...
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...would constitute a couple
that others might consider cute.
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An alternate and less likely interpretation
is that you could manufacture one.
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As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie
made Mr. And Mrs. Goldfarb.
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Aren't they adorable?"
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If Penny didn't know
that Leslie had turned me down...
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...then that would mean that she, Penny,
thought I should ask her, Leslie, out...
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...indicating that Penny had no interest
in me asking her out.
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But because she did know
I had asked Leslie out...
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...and that she, Leslie,
had turned me down...
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...then she, Penny,
could be offering consolation.
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"That's too bad,
you would have made a cute couple. "
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But while thinking,
"Good, Leonard remains available. "
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You're a lucky man, Leonard.
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How so?
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You're talking to one of
the three men in the West...
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...capable of following
that train of thought.
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Well, what do you think?
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I said I could follow it,
I didn't say I cared.
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I admire your fingering.
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Thank you.
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Maybe sometime you can
try that on my instrument.
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Good night, guys. Good job.
- Thanks.
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See you next week.
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- That was fun. Thanks for including me.
- You're welcome.
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If you're up for it, we could practice
that middle section again.
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Sure. Why not?
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Just so we're clear, you understand
me hanging back to practice with you...
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...is a pretext for letting you know
that I'm sexually available.
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Really?
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Yeah, I'm good to go.
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I thought you weren't interested in me.
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That was before I saw you handling that
beautiful piece of wood between your legs.
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You mean my cello.
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No, I mean the obvious,
crude double entendre.
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I'm seducing you.
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No kidding.
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What can I say?
I'm a passionate and impulsive woman.
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So how about it?
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Gee...
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- Is it the waitress?
- Penny? What about her?
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I saw your pupils dilate
when you looked at her...
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...which, unless you're a heroin addict,
points to sexual attraction.
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I did have a poppy-seed bagel
for breakfast...
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...which could give
a positive urine test for opiates...
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...but certainly not dilate my pupils...
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...so I guess there was no point
in bringing it up.
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- You and the waitress, then.
- No, no.
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There's nothing going on
between Penny and me.
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So you're open to a sexual relationship?
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am.
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- Good.
- Yeah, it is.
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It is good.
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Did you wanna start now?
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- Why don't we finish this section first?
- Oh, okay.
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A little musical foreplay. Terrific.
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- I'm... Good to go.
- Me too.
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Oh. Hey, Sheldon. What's going on?
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I need your opinion
on a matter of semiotics.
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- I'm sorry?
- Semiotics, the study of signs and symbols.
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It's a branch of philosophy
related to linguistics.
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Okay, sweetie, I know you think
you're explaining yourself...
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...but you're really not.
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Just come with me.
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Well?
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- Well, what?
- What does it mean?
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Come on, you went to college.
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Yes, but I was 11.
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A tie on the doorknob usually means
someone doesn't wanna be disturbed...
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...because they're, you know,
getting busy.
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So you're saying
Leonard has a girl in there?
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Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack
and gotten really into Bryan Adams.
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Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.
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We really shouldn't be standing here.
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This is very awkward.
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Oh, come on. You know,
Leonard's had girls over before, right?
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Oh, yes. But there's usually planning,
courtship, advance notice.
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You know, last time, I was able to book
a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse.
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Wait, wait. You had to leave the state
because your roommate was having sex?
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I didn't have to.
The dates just happened to coincide.
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So do you know who's in there?
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Well, there's Leonard.
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And he's either with Leslie Winkle
or a 1930s gangster.
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Hmm. Good for him.
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Good for Leonard.
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Okay. Night.
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No, don't. Wait, hold on.
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- What's the matter?
- I don't know what the protocol is here.
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Do I stay? Do I leave?
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Do I wait to greet them
with a refreshing beverage?
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Gee, Sheldon,
you're asking the wrong girl.
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I'm usually on the other side
of the tie.
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Hi, Leonard?
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It's me.
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Sheldon.
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In the living room.
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I just...
I wanted you to know I saw the tie.
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Message received.
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You're welcome.
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You carry on. Give my best to Leslie.
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Big Boy.
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Someone touched my board.
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Oh, God, my board.
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Leonard.
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Leonard!
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Equations.
Someone's tampered with my equations.
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- Are you sure?
- Of course.
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Look at the beta function
of quantum chromodynamics.
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The sign's been changed.
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Oh, yeah.
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But doesn't that fix the problem
you've been having?
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Are you insane?
Are you out of your mind?
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Are you...? Hey, look, that fixes
the problem I've been having.
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You're welcome.
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You did this?
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Yeah. I noticed it when I got up
to get water, so I fixed it.
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Now you can show quarks are
asymptotically free at high energies.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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"Cool"?
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Listen, I gotta get to the lab.
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Thanks for a great night.
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Thank you. I'll see you at work.
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- Hold on. Hold on.
- What?
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- Who told you you could touch my board?
- No one.
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I don't come into your house
and touch your board.
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There are no incorrect equations
on my board.
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Oh, that is so, so...
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I'm sorry, I gotta run. If you
come up with an adjective, text me.
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Inconsiderate. That is the adjective.
Inconsiderate.
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You can stare at your board all day,
she's still going to be right.
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I'm not staring, I'm mulling.
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- Oh, hey, Leonard.
- Hi.
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So how's it going?
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Pretty good.
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Just pretty good? I'd think
you were doing very good.
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"Pretty, very. " There's really no objective
scale for delineating variations of good.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, a little bird told me that
you and Leslie hooked up last night.
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- Sheldon!
I'm coming.
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So is it serious? Do you like her?
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I don't...
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That's really two different questions.
I'm not...
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Sheldon, we have to go.
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Boy, you're wound awfully tight
for a man who just had sexual intercourse.
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All right, well, I'll talk to you later.
But I am so happy for you, Leonard.
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Thank you.
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What did she mean, she's happy for me?
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Is she happy because I'm seeing someone
or because she thinks I'm happy?
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Because anyone who cared for someone
would want them to be happy...
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...even if the reason for their happiness
made the first person unhappy.
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You know, because the second person,
though happy...
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...is now romantically unavailable
to the first person.
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Do you realize I may have to share
a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
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You know what?
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I'm being ridiculous.
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But who cares what Penny thinks?
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Leslie is a terrific girl.
She's attractive. We like each other.
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She's extremely intelligent.
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She's not that intelligent.
She fixed your equation.
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She got lucky.
You don't believe in luck.
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I don't have to believe in it
for her to be lucky.
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Regardless, I have a chance
at a real relationship with Leslie.
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00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:19,528
I'm not gonna pass that up for
some hypothetical future happiness...
242
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...with a woman who may
or may not want me to be happy...
243
00:15:22,905 --> 00:15:26,306
...with the woman
who is currently making me happy.
244
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,236
Leonard.
Yeah?
245
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,605
I still don't care.
246
00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:40,086
Hey, Leslie.
247
00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:43,691
Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen,
320 degrees below zero.
248
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,819
Brrrr. Heh.
249
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,859
Why are you smashing
a flash-frozen banana?
250
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:58,097
Because I got a bowl of Cheerios
and I couldn't find a knife.
251
00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:04,307
So anyway, hello.
252
00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,082
What are you doing?
253
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,514
Just extending the intimacy.
254
00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:13,018
Hey, do you wanna slip over
to the radiation lab...
255
00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:16,021
...and share a decontamination shower?
256
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:23,161
Okay, what exactly do you think's
going on between us?
257
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:28,266
I'm not sure, but I think I'm about
to discover how the banana felt.
258
00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:36,410
Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we
both understand the biochemistry of sex.
259
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:40,014
Dopamine in our brains is released
across synapses, causing pleasure.
260
00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,980
Stick electrodes in a rat's brain,
give him an orgasm button.
261
00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:45,848
He'll push that thing
until he starves to death.
262
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,886
Well, who wouldn't? Heh.
263
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:49,922
The difference between us and the rat...
264
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,617
...is you can't stick an electrode
in our hypothalamus.
265
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,285
That's where you come in.
266
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:59,324
Yeah, well,
I'm just glad to be a part of it. Heh.
267
00:17:00,469 --> 00:17:01,697
So, what happens now?
268
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:05,601
Well, I don't know about your sex drive,
but I'm probably good till New Year's.
269
00:17:07,409 --> 00:17:08,671
Oh.
270
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,436
Okay.
271
00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:13,277
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
272
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,246
- You wanna make plans for New Year's?
- Please, you're smothering me.
273
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:21,286
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
274
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,888
Hey, look. It's Dr. Stud.
275
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,152
Doctor what?
276
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:30,025
The blogosphere is abuzzing
with news of you and Leslie...
277
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:33,293
...making the bang, bang music.
278
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:37,704
- Well, how did it get on the Internet?
- I put it there.
279
00:17:38,107 --> 00:17:39,904
Well, how did you know about it?
280
00:17:40,075 --> 00:17:41,736
A little bird told us.
281
00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:45,679
Apparently, you are a magnificent beast.
282
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,675
Well, that part's true.
283
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,485
I think I may have
misjudged this restaurant.
284
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,786
- No kidding.
- I don't wanna go out on a limb...
285
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:03,159
...but I think we may be looking
at my new Tuesday hamburger.
286
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:07,633
Your old Tuesday hamburger
will be so brokenhearted.
287
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:09,494
Way ahead of you.
288
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:14,199
I was thinking of moving Big Boy to
Thursdays and just dropping Souplantation.
289
00:18:14,977 --> 00:18:16,205
- Really?
- Yeah.
290
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,643
The name always confused me, anyway.
Souplantation.
291
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:21,612
You can't grow soup.
292
00:18:24,553 --> 00:18:27,545
- So how's everything?
- Terrific.
293
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,720
You'll be happy to know I plan to come
every Tuesday for the foreseeable future.
294
00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:34,795
Really? Oh, yay. Heh.
295
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:38,464
Who do I speak to about
permanently reserving this table?
296
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,964
I don't know, a psychiatrist?
297
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,805
So, hey.
298
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:48,368
- How are things with you and Leslie?
- Oh.
299
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,240
To be honest,
I don't think it's going to work out.
300
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,278
Oh, that's too bad.
Well, hey, don't worry.
301
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,908
I'm sure there's someone out there
who's just right for you.
302
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,424
Well, what did she mean by that?
303
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:08,991
Was that just a generic platitude
or was that a subtle bid for attention?
304
00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:14,435
You know why this hamburger
surpasses the Big Boy?
305
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,762
This is a single-decker,
whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker.
306
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:22,036
This has a much more satisfying
meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.
307
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:25,338
- Are you even listening to me?
- Of course I'm listening.
308
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:29,177
Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion,
blah, blah, blah.
309
00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:32,816
Okay, then.
310
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,517
You know, you can grow
the ingredients for soup.
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