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Get ready, baby.

Come on, get up.

''The water ignited fire''

Baby! Ready?

You're looking damn hot.

- Let's go? - Let's go.

Gurleen?

Gurleen?

Gurleen?

Sister, you came here to become a singer.

Who's your favourite singer?

- My favourite? - Yes.

There are many.

But I'm fond of classical...

...so Begam Akhtar, Kishori Amonkar...

In these times,...

...there's a singer who has a heavenly voice, Rekha Bhardwaj.

Rekha Bhardwaj? She's from my city.

- Really? - Yes.

Wow!

Why don't you sing something?

Oh no.

- Not now. - Please sing.

Sing something.

I'll tell you the music scale in 2 seconds.

I will surely sing on TV one day.

Okay.

Nice to meet you, brother.

Sister, I too liked talking to you.

One second.

Here, my brother.

Sister, give smaller note.

It's not a day to think small.

Wow!

But don't you think...

...you're early?

I know, I came to practice.

I'll wait. Don't worry.

Sister, if you want to wait and practice,...

...I'll take you to a place...

...where Raag Basant (melodious scale) will flow.

- Get in. - Is it?

Don't overthink, get in.

Is this even the right building?

- You said 7. - 7.

This is not the one.

Why are you going back into the lift?

Just take the stairs.

Akanksha

Akanksha

you're drinking too much

I'm sick and tired of your parties

When I catch this crook, I'm going to kill him.

I don't know if it's a him or a her.

you're making me climb all these stairs

Is it...him or her...

I thought you want to catch him as soon as possible, pops.

Hurry up, dad.

Baby, this is the right door.

Are you sure this time?

Yes.

Maybe nobody's inside.

Since when did you become so smart?

Call your friend.

- I don't have her number. - What?

Actually she's Shraddha's friend so...

So? Call Shraddha.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Is anybody here?

Put it on speaker.

Okay.

Hey, hi babe.

- Hi, sex bomb. - Listen...

...do you have your friend's number at whose we partied day before?

No, they were not my friends, baby.

I think they were Sana or shruti's friends.

What's the plan tonight? Shall we party, sex bomb?

The bomb has exploded.

Destruction has happened.

No more parties.

Floor!

You don't know. Number...

You don't remember.

I am your father.

Do you remember that much?

Dad, I think...

...it was some other flat.

Maybe...

Maybe this one.

God help us when you take over this business.

That is if there's still a business for you to take over.

Help.

Hey, moron!

Are you the angel of death?

A naked angel of death has come to take me!

Uncle, I'm Sonu Singh. Hello.

Yes, you're that idiot but why are you naked?

Uncle...

Stop staring. Water...

- Yes, I'll have it. - No!

I want water.

- It's here. - Okay.

Uma.

Uma.

Mrs Kolkar gave some good news.

Finally, she liked a guy.

He's from our society.

The main thing is he's better than her dad.

What happened?

He...

His salesman/saleswoman...

...or whatever she is.

Ask her why she does this.

Why does she do all this?

Dressing like boys...

...and keeping boys' stuff in her room.

And campaigning for such idiots.

Simply to irritate me.

Nothing like that.

Oh no, it is simply to irritate. Only that.

No!

Can I go now? I'm already getting late.

He won't get a single vote.

Uncle, you have gas?

It's a heart attack, idiot. Call the ambulance.

Why are you abusing, uncle?

What did you eat last night?

You must've had beans. You can't digest them at your age.

- Yes. - Do one thing...

...god has given you an outlet to fart.

You fart.

Take me to the hospital,...

...idiot!

Uncle, why are you abusing?

Okay, do you have a belt?

To beat you with?

To tie this, uncle. Any string or belt...

...will do. Even a rope will do.

I'm dying here and he wants a belt.

You're a ...

Will the world stop working because you're dying?

Sorry but a heart attack...

...kills people.

My uncle did.

He died.

Oh!

What are you looking at?

Take me to the hospital.

Why? What for?

Uncle, you're able to talk.

You're able to abuse.

Take the 6 seconds powder.

You'll feel better in half hour.

Believe me, uncle.

Okay, I'll find a belt myself.

I'll go to the hospital myself.

Why do you think I'm contesting the elections?

For me? To improve the society.

If this society improves, the country will.

Only he knows,...

...what is the meaning of improvement!

You know what is the meaning of sunflower?

He doesn't even know that.

What's the relevance of this?

Our neighbouring society..

...Manoj Society...

What is the meaning of Manoj?

Learn to face each other...

...and trust.

Be like a sunflower.

Tell him that.

Gone

Your shirt has more flowers than the whole society does!

Okay, uncle, I'll leave.

You also go. Everyone left this oldie.

Idiot! You also leave me.

Okay, I'll take you to the hospital. I anyway have an off today.

Social work on a holiday won't kill you, idiot.

- Stand up. - What stand up?

I can stand only if you help me.

You broke my hand, angel of death!

Uncle, the gas has reached the hand.

Yes, come.

Let's go.

Come.

What do you do?

Attention to oneself and social recognition by all is a woman's right.

We are the business of personal presentation...

...and team elevations and ISO 9000 certified...

Enough, idiot!

Wear your slippers. We're going to a hospital not temple.

Uncle, why press the upper button?

To call the lift up.

It's not like that. Press down button to go down.

We're going down now, press down. Simple.

How will the lift know where we have to go?

Up or down?

What will you say to call it up?

Up!

- So up. - It doesn't work like that, uncle.

To call the lift we have to say...

...lift come.

Then it'll be here and we'll get in it...

...then the doors will close...

...and we'll tell the lift to go down...

Look uncle...

...if you press the down button,...

...the lift know it has to come up to take you down.

If you want to go up and press up button,...

...it knows it has to go down to take you up.

Why are you stuck on the buttons? Call the lift.

Pressing the button again won't bring it up faster.

This is like death. It will come when it has to.

Press both for safety's sake.

I'm dying and you're bothered about the button, idiot!

Saw that? Come.

We can't enter together.

Why are you an idiot?

- Uncle, I'm holding the gate for you. - Okay.

Yeah, that's him.

Sir, let me speak to him.

Let me understand what went wrong.

Sonu Singh.

Roams naked in the office.

So the police gets here.

He steals top secret products from the office.

You said everything's under control.

You're taking personal responsibility.

Apoorva,...

...you don't have to understand what went wrong.

You went wrong. Those police that came that day...

Call them.

Now.

Sister! It's time.

Mr Bajrangi...

...do you know the square foot rate here?

What? I came to buy the entire floor here.

But, sir, after coming here I understood...

...only one flat is empty here.

Wonder what he does.

I whitewash.

- Whitewash? - I sell 'paan'.

- What? - 'Paan' seller.

We want actually corporate...

We prefer those people.

Sir, I'm also a businessman.

I own 49% shares in a tobacco company.

How crassly is he speaking!

I'm sorry, Mr Bajrangi,...

...it's not you who is crass but us.

This society isn't worthy of you.

Please look for some decent society.

Whatever!

Okay, sir!

I bought shiny new shoes for the interview.

But you turned out to be a waste.

See you.

What a girl!

Idiot, she's as old as your aunt.

Then call her aunty.

For me she's a girl, right?

You should see your aunt in her.

And you say I shouldn't call her girl!

My hand...

Give me your hand.

Excuse me, which way is the emergency ward?

Take a left...

...take a lift to the third floor.

- You'll see stairs there. - Okay.

Take the right and you'll see a board emergency.

- Is there a signal on the way? - Sorry?

Is there a signal on the way?

- There's a board there. - Okay.

Appreciate. Thank you.

What kind of emergency is this

That you can't find in an emergency.

Listen...

..police.

Hello, sir.

Sit down.

Okay.

From the first page to the last,...

...only bad news.

If a person...

...reads such news every morning,...

...his day will be ruined for sure.

You're right.

Why do people buy newspapers?

Rather read sports page only.

At least, cricket...

...football, kabaddi news...

...inspire people.

I just like chess.

You know that.

Do you...

...like any sport, Dr Ahuja?

I played cricket in the university.

I could've been a great spinner...

...had dad not forced me to study.

I believe sport is equally important.

Sports keeps the mind active.

Such great thoughts!

Did you read the cricket news on 28th October?

- Mrs Ahuja... - Yes?

Please get the newspaper of that day.

We don't have it.

It must be there. Look for it.

It's not there. I know it.

Why not, Mrs Ahuja?

I sold it to the scrap dealer in your presence.

You sold off all of it?

Yes.

No worries.

I have it.

The newspaper vendor said...

...he didn't deliver papers to Mr Kapoor.

Yet on the 28th October...

...when Mr Kapoor died

...this sports page was with him.

Now, the news paper vendor...

...drops the papers at 7.05 am.

As per the post-mortem report, Mr Kapoor died at 07.15 am.

In such a short span,...

...he couldn't have borrowed the newspaper from another floor.

So the question is...

...how did this sports page reach him.

Son, stop this ping pong. Start playing cricket.

Or else, how will you spin yarns like dad?

Go run.