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Hmm?

Come on, Kamini-bai.

Your duty never seems to end, huh?

Yeah?

No?

By the way, thanks again.

In friendship, no sorry, no thank you.

And no credit.

I have added that last bit on my own.

No credit.

Because once you borrow money, you have to say thank you.

And if you don't return, you have to say sorry.

Yes.

No drinking?

Hmm?

No drinking?

No, I don't drink.

I have to practice singing in the morning.

Oh.

Practice makes a man perfect.

Girls also.

Hey, welcome to the culprit's den, beautiful.

I'm glad you could come.

Thank you.

Actually, I checked you out in the 'gram.

Nice pictures.

Your dad's cool with it?

I'm cool with it.

Okay!

I leave for office at 09:10 am.

Okay.

Saturday-Sunday off.

But sometimes, I need to go on Saturdays,

because boss has given me a lot of responsibilities.

I am his favourite.

You don't drink?

Only with my social circle.

Hmm.

There.

One sec, yeah?

Hello?

- I... bye. - Hello?

Hello!

Insurance?

Insurance?

Does one need to own a car to buy car insurance?

I am just joking.

- You don't know me. - Let go.

I work for biggies.

Don't touch me.

Let her go, sir. She hasn't done anything.

My wife hasn't done anything wrong, sir.

You work for rich people, huh?

You have rich taste.

Right?

Kindly get in, Kamini-bai.

Please be seated.

Hmm?

Take those things along.

Hey, thanks for tea, yeah?

You made it so well.

See you.

What's your name?

Sonu.

Do you drink?

Only with my social circle.

What do you do?

So, attention to oneself and social recognition by all is a woman's right.

So, we are in the business of personal presentation and esteem elevation

with an ISO 9000 certified bouquet of cosmetics offerings and salon supplements.

Sir, can I sit?

What is this?

Hmm?

Sir, I...

You two conspired to murder him?

Hmm?

Kamini-bai.

When did you plan this, huh,

along with that watchman boyfriend of yours?

Employer stays alone.

Let's murder him.

Let's plunder his vault.

Then Romeo and Juliet can run away, together.

Maharashtra Police will do jackshit.

- Right? - No, sir.

I didn't kill him, sir.

- I swear. - Give me your phone.

My phone? It's personal , sir.

- Give me your phone. - It's personal.

Nothing's personal in the police station.

What's the password?

- Sir, please... - What's the password?

I love you.

Huh?

Sir, I love you.

What are you saying?

The password.

Password?

I...

What the hell!

Who keeps such a password?

What was it? I love you?

Yes.

Hmm.

This is a WWF wrestler.

Look.

Bloody...

This idiot?

He?

Such a tool.

Hi, Paddy.

Hi, Sonu.

- Strong person. - Yeah.

- 80... - 2.

Ah.

401?

How do you know?

Sonu, right?

Okay, so you are standing against my dad for chairman?

Ah.

Chairman!

Chairman, bro.

He's standing for chairman.

Wow!

Then who the fuck can throw us out!

Cheers to the chairman!

Cheers to the chairman!

He's the man!

Where's the loo?

Yes, mom?

I have friends over.

Yes, at my place.

All my buddies have come over.

Just a small party.

Yes, mom.

I'll have dinner later. After dancing.

Yes.

There are a lot of people here.

My whole friend circle is here.

Thank you for saving my life, Mickey.

Bye.

Sir...? Can I leave, sir?

Sir?

I have duty in six houses, sir.

Sir?

Yeah?

I have been here all night, sir.

Nothing so far, sir.

I'll report back, sir.

Okay.

Unlocked the phone, Tambe?

Huh?

Have you unlocked Kapoor's phone?

Not yet, DG.

Phone?

You need to crack a phone?

Sir, I have a boyfriend... a friend.

He can crack devices in no time.

I'll call him.

He'll be here immediately.

Sit.

What...

Sit down.

Hey you coconut.

Come here.

24...

Sir?

You deliver coconut water every day?

Every alternate day, sir.

Where all?

203,

303,

401,

602,

And 1001.

When was the last time you delivered to 1001?

Day before yesterday.

Day before yesterday?

You should stop delivering there now.

Why?

That Kapoor fellow popped it.

Popped it? What do you mean?

You don't know what "popped it" means?

Went to his maker.

22.

Why are you crying, man?

Were you very close to him?

Close to him?

He hasn't paid me for two months.

- That dog. - Really?

Sir, I kept asking him for my money,

and he kept saying "Tomorrow tomorrrow".

Do you have a coconut?

Coconut water?

Give.

40 bucks.

Buzz off.

Nuisance.

"Your thoughts never leave me."

"My love, I cannot sleep."

"Your thoughts never leave me."

"My love, I cannot sleep."

"Oh my Romeo, this Juliet is ready."

"Quickly come to me with a diamond ring."

"My heart's telephone keeps ringing for you."

"My heart's telephone keeps ringing."

"My heart's telephone keeps ringing."

I'm getting late for office, mom.

I'll call you later. Yeah.

Mom!

I'll get the fridge repaired. Mickey has been caught.

Mom, bye-bye.

Lots of work, very busy.

All important work on your son's shoulders.

Bye.

"Please become my dream girl."

"I'm searching for your love."

"I'll die without you."

"I'm searching for your love."

Why didn't you throw it away?

Why didn't you throw it away?

There's an army down there.

Everywhere.

Sorry.

You call this cleaning?

Waste is lying on the floor.

Give it to here.

Wait, wait, wait.

Seema Panjwani.

We've gone through your form.

I am Sindhi, too.

Nice to have a Sindhi in the society.

- Yeah. - I'm a Sindhi, married to a Punjabi.

That is why she likes you.

- Mixture. - I'm a Muslim.

Not Sindhi.

Oh.

Mrs. Mittal, just like you, half-Sindhi.

You got it right, Mrs. Kolkar.

No.

Full Muslim, like my parents.

But... this name Panjwani?

- Panjwani. - What is all this?

Can we come to the point, Mr. Iyer?

I mean, what is this Sindhi, Punjabi, Muslim?

People of all religion are the very social fabric of our country.

Listen, Mr. Wadhwani.

This is not about religion.

This is about harmony.

And harmony is that everybody has to be okay with it.

And this, mind you, is a democracy.

This is not a dictatorship.

So don't create confusion. Please.

We are just... wanting to know more.

- Yeah. - We're increasing knowledge.

- Correct. - Alright.

And just knowing the neighbour.

- That's it. - Yes.

Being in society and family, we know each other.

That is more important.

Don't try to tell

- people that there is... - I am not...

No, please, no. Control yourself.

Please control yourself.

And asking questions is a part of the interview process.

Alright, alright, Mr. Iyer.

We must add some questions.

- In the form. - Yes.

We will get back to you.

- Very cute, yeah? - Yeah.

Where are you from, Addy?

Delhi.

Born and brought up in Delhi.

You're from Delhi?

I love Delhi.

Even I love Delhi.

I love partying in Delhi.

I have a lot of friends in Delhi.

I have friends, too.

And my friends are party animals.

They are?

Then you have to take me out.

Saturday night.

- We'll go partying. - Definitely.

You're so cute.

Do you like dancing?

A lot of.

Yeah, you do?

Do you go out and dance?

Govinda style.

I'd love to watch that. It will be fun.

- I love dancing, too. - I think you look like Raveena Tandon.

Do I?

Tall and fair.

- Beautiful. - Thank you, Addy.

That's so sweet.

Thank you.

But I am going to take you shopping once you're in Delhi.

- For what? - I think you could use some bright colours.

On you.

Red. Blue.

Green. Yellow. Orange.

Yellow!

- This is my favourite colour. - That's great.

Yeah?

Do you want some coffee?

I think I want some coffee.

Black coffee.

Okay, sir.

With milk.

Okay.

Hi.

Hi.

- Did you pay him? - Extra sugar, please.

No sugar, Addy.

You need to cut your weight.

Did you pay for the cake?

What cake?

I had given you the money to pay the guy?

Yes, I paid him.

Yesterday.

Yes, I paid him.

You gave him the money I gave you yesterday?

Okay, okay.

It was for the cake that had come yesterday.

Someone had ordered cake yesterday?

I had ordered it.

You had ordered it?

Yes.

I gave you the money to pay the guy at the reception.

Who took it?

The cake guy took the money.

I had ordered the cake.

The cake was ordered, right?

- Yes. - The cake came here.

The cake was brought here.

Not here.

Then where?

In the office.

So, the cake came...

Yes, it came.

I had purchased it.

I had ordered it.

So what does that have to do with me?

You... I gave you the money.

And you paid the guy.

That money was for the cake?

Yes.

Correct.

That money was for the cake.

And the cake came...

And I ordered it.

The cake came.

You ate it.

You too ate it.

Such a rock of a huge piece.

No, I didn't eat it.

I didn't. I didn't have it.

Maybe I did.

I don't remember.

- I had paid for it. - Addy.

Addy. I'll see you in the evening, okay?

- Okay. - Bye.

See you, bye.

This is great.

You ordered the cake.

Everyone ate it. You paid for it.

Awesome.

Yes, coming.

I have to go.

Sorry.

Forget the black coffee, give me tea.

Sir, sir!

We got Mrs. Kapoor's number.

Hello?

Mrs. Naina Kapoor?

Yes, this is Mrs. Naina Kapoor speaking.

You are Mr. Raj Kapoor's wife, I mean his ex-wife?

What is this regarding?

Ma'am, actually, Mr. Raj Kapoor has passed away and...

Well, I have no relations with him.

And please, do not call me again.

Hello, come here.

Yes?

Come here.

Show your bag.

Show your bag.

Just some college books.

I am a professor.

Carry on.

I told you, they are scanning every little thing.

- Where do we go now? - To hell.

Amongst them, they share the light,

Being positive, being bright

The evil eye, may you feel the plight.

Here's a nice print out in my sight.

Stop bugging me like my wife, alright?

Oh that pricking thing, you piece of shite.

I need to cut your neck and win this fight.

What are you doing?

Couldn't find a sharper knife, Mrs. Ahuja?

What do you cut with this, huh?

Noodles?

"The heart's beating mad and the cheeks are brightly lit."

"The head feels light, love bug's bit."

"I am restless.."

"and then I go all senseless."

"I have shaved all clean and the perfume's mean."

"My heart's all racing, running amok like crazy."

'..running amok like crazy."

"It's craziness.... craziness. craziness."

"It's craziness.... craziness. craziness."

Someone stole my pants.

One.

Plus two.

Equals three.

Hmm?

Read the next one.

Hello.

Yes love, where are you?

I'm at a movie.

Will get late.

Go to sleep, both of you.

Don't wait up for me. Call you later.

No, we...

Read the next one.

I have to do everything on my own.

Do you even know what I am doing?

Huh?

I am sure whatever you are doing is right.

You missed a spot.

Please leave your fingerprint on it.

Go on.

Thank you so much.

Hello.

Someone stole my pants today.

I had taken it off for a minute and...

Are you okay?

All good?

Everything alright?

F***** sold off my bike, man.

My bike!

This is where I used to park her, you know?

He sold... my bike.

That son of a b****.

What did you just say?

Son of a b****?

You're standing for chairman, no?

Just thinking of.

Do it.

Do it.

Set that Iyer Lungi [pants] on fire.

Hmm?

Come.

Come.

Tambe?

Yes, DG?

The coconut guy said he had kept a tender coconut outside Kapoor's flat.

Huh?

One minute, DG.

Jadhav?

Come here.

DG?

Hello, DG?

Hello, DG!

Yeah, Tambe?

Was the coconut shell collected as evidence?

I'll check, DG.

Hmm.

Anything else?

Okay.

I'll show him improvement.

Improvement of society, my foot.

I'm tired of having bloody sixty-year-old chairman for this building.

I am tired, you know.

Good if they become...

Good, you become the chairman.

Bloody I'll show my father, yeah.

Fucker wants to be the chairman!

I'll see how he becomes the chairman.

Who made this mess?

Good chairman.

Let's go.