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Yansheng, you've already seen so many doctors.

Yet you're not getting better. Quite the contrary, I'd say.

I suggest that you should...

You needn't concern yourself.

I shall make all my own funeral arrangements.

Oh, I don't mean your funeral.

I think someone in the family should look after your estate.

I've seen through you all along.

You just want to get your hands on my estate.

Out of the three of us, our eldest brother is long gone.

You don't have long, either.

As your brother, you should let me manage your estate.

Outrageous!

Even though I have no wife or child,

I won't leave my estate to a wastrel like you!

- What? - Godfather, he's dying anyway.

When he's gone, who else will own his estate?

You're right.

Yansheng, get some rest.

Master, please calm down.

Tainan, ever since you lost your father, I have taken you in as one of my own.

- Indeed. - Now I want to appeal for your help.

Master, I will do anything to repay the kindness you have shown me.

First of all, once I have passed away,

go to the provincial capital with my will and the deeds to the farm and house.

Take them to my elder brother's fourth son, Yu Chingchuen.

Yu Chingchuen.

Secondly, I want to make you my legitimate wife.

But, Master, I...

There is nothing to worry about. I shall die soon.

Once you have legitimate status, even when I'm dead and gone...

...Yanwai would think twice before stealing my estate.

As my widow, you will be regarded as his elder.

Very well.

When you get the chance, you must head for Guangzhou.

Very well. What should I do when I get there?

Carry this antique jade pendant with you,

so that Chingchuen will be able to recognize you.

STARRING: CHING CHU, WANG SHA, LAM FAI-WONG, AI TUNG-KUA

SAN SIN, WONG CHING-HO, HUANG PA-CHING

COSTUMES BY LIU CHI-YU MAKE-UP BY WU HSU-CHING

Master Yu, you've already practiced Hung Kuen, Choy Li Fut,

Liu Kuen, Monkey Fist, and even the Sau Fa Fist.

- I think that's enough. - Not yet!

- Master Yu, it's time. - What do you mean?

You have to pick someone up from the pier.

- Look. - My Aunt is arriving.

Master Yu, are you not going to get changed?

Fetch me some clothes, then.

- Eh? - Fetch me some clothes, and hurry!

Hey, and remember to bring the letter that Auntie sent.

Understood!

ANCESTORS OF THE YU CLAN

Master, let me remind you

that your aunt doesn't know you, and neither do you know her.

The letter says she will be wearing the jade pendant that your uncle gave her.

- So... - Stop fussing! I'll just take her letter!

WEST VILLAGE PIER

Come on! Hurry!

Sir, how many boats are arriving today?

- Just the one. - Is it the Shunli?

- Yes. - Ah, so she's not arrived yet.

Here it comes.

- Sir, is that the Shunli? - Yes, it is.

Look out, or you'll fall!

It's my first time to pick someone up. I'm a little nervous.

- It's also my aunt's first trip. - Oh, no wonder!

- Young Master, you're back! - Brother! Hey, you're home!

Great Aunt! Where are you, Great Aunt?

- Second Aunt? - Who are you calling that?

It's changed a lot.

- It's not far ahead. - Let's hurry.

- What are you looking at? - I wonder...

At your age, haven't you seen a woman before?

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else.

Hey, are you expecting someone?

Mind your own business. I'm not looking for you!

Damn you, old man. I'm looking for someone, too.

- Are you looking for your grandpa? - My grandfather has passed away.

- You must be looking for your husband. - My husband is dead, too.

A widow already, at your age? You must be carrying an evil spirit!

Why, you!

No need to get cross, young lady. I was only joking.

- Who are you waiting for? - My nephew.

Your nephew? I'm waiting for my aunt.

- Your aunt? - Yes.

Her letter says that she is arriving by the Shunli.

But there's no sign of her. Old ladies couldn't walk too far...

She says she'll be wearing a jade pendant. How vexing!

Is this the one?

Yes, that's the one! Where did you find that?

What do you mean? My late husband gave it to me.

- Your late husband? - Yu Yansheng.

- Then you are... - What?

- You're my second aunt. - Don't be absurd!

But I have proof!

- I'm your nephew, Yu Chingchuen. - Then I'm your aunt, Cheng Tainan.

- Chingchuen... - Yes?

Do you know why your uncle sent me to find you?

It's regarding the deeds for the house and the farm.

Auntie, let's talk when we get home.

Very well.

TEA

Auntie, you must be tired. Let's take a rickshaw.

- We want to go to Chingyuen Row. - Two passengers?

- No, just my aunt. - Alright, please get in.

- There's no need. - Alright.

Careful now.

- Hey, look at this. - What is it?

- You don't need to help me. - These rickshaws can be dangerous.

- You're afraid I'll fall? - Yes.

Don't worry.

You can't be too careful. Come on, climb in.

- Let me assist you. - There's no need!

You need to be gentle, old man!

- Can you still get it up? - The old geezer's so desperate!

- She could be your granddaughter. - And he could be her grandpa!

- Who are these hooligans? - They're all scoundrels.

Just ignore them. Please go.

Hold on!

Hold on tight.

You dirty old man, how dare you call us scoundrels?

- You've got it all wrong. She's my... - Your mother?

- Close. She's my aunt. - Your aunt, this slip of a girl?

You think my brain is the size of my knee?

- Right! - Who's he trying to fool?

- What are you laughing at? - Chingchuen...

Don't argue with these hooligans. Let's go.

Watch your mouth, bitch!

Why? My breath smells sweet, unlike yours.

- Auntie... - We should teach him a lesson.

Yes, we must.

You should watch your mouth, young man. Serves you right!

Right, Auntie?

Auntie, let's forget about this. Don't take them seriously.

Auntie, your kung fu is great. I think that's taught them a lesson.

See, they have learned from their mistakes.

- Please climb in. - Let's go.

Remember this, you should never bully seniors!

You should listen to your elders! Get lost!

- Let's go. - Alright.

ANCESTORS OF THE YU CLAN

Please...

Auntie, this is the library.

I've carefully preserved all the antique calligraphy and paintings of the Yu family.

And over there...

These are the memorial tablets for the Yu family ancestors.

I make offerings to them every day.

Auntie, let's go into main hall.

Please...

Ah Choy...

Ah Choy!

Auntie, Ah Choy is a little deaf.

Master, you must've missed your auntie's boat.

I reminded you, but you left too late...

- This is my... - Who's this young girl?

- She's my aunt. - Eh?

My aunt!

Your aunt? So...

So she's your... your...

Auntie, please take the head seat.

Please accept a show of respect from your nephew Chingchuen.

Auntie, please take tea.

Auntie, please enjoy a smoke.

Chingchuen, we've never met despite the fact that I married your uncle.

Indeed.

Do you know why I've traveled here from the provinces in such a hurry?

Is there trouble with the inheritance that Uncle has left you?

No. He didn't leave his inheritance to me.

- He left it to you. - To me?

That's right.

My late husband's will clearly states

that I should personally hand everything over to his elder brother's fourth son,

Yu Chingchuen.

Uncle was so kind to me, but he should leave everything to you.

Your Second Uncle treated my father and me very kindly.

I married into the Yu family to repay him, not to receive an inheritance.

Then he should leave it to Third Uncle.

Even if he'd not left it to him, he would come and take it.

Your third uncle is a thug who intimidates the villagers.

Why would your uncle leave his inheritance to him?

Has he never changed, never done any honest work?

So he still uses his kung fu to bully people?

That's why your Second Uncle refused to leave him any inheritance.

It would do him more harm than good.

Chingchuen, your second uncle believed

that you would keep his wealth safe because you're a righteous man.

- And that you'd take care of me. - That is for sure.

However, Auntie, I'm living comfortably here in the city.

Moreover, you are still young.

It would be better if you kept my uncle's inheritance.

No. I can't go against my late husband's wishes.

- It should be left to you. - You must take it!

- You take it. - I want you to take it!

- It's inappropriate. - Chingchuen! Who am I to you?

- You are my aunt. - Exactly.

I've travelled this far to bring the inheritance to you.

I cannot keep it.

Whether you want it or not, it's safer to leave it with you.

Very well.

Ah Choy! Have you prepared Second Aunt's room?

- You mean your bedroom? - Yes!

It is ready.

Auntie, there are two lovely rooms here. Mine is very well-ventilated.

- Please take my room. - What about you?

- I'll sleep in Ah To's room. - Ah To?

- My son, Yu To. - Oh, my grandnephew.

- Why isn't he here? - He's studying English in Hong Kong.

It's summer break now. He'll be home soon.

What's wrong with reading Chinese?

Why travel so far to read foreign literature?

Youngsters nowadays want to be cultured and free.

They want to move with the times. That's why he went to Hong Kong to study.

Auntie, your room is this way.

Auntie, please get some rest.

- I'm going out! - Very well.

She really is something.

Godfather, why do you consider her as family?

She tricked you, and we just let her leave!

She won't get far. She must've gone to Guangzhou.

- Guangzhou? - That's right.

She must've gone to my elder brother's son, Chingchuen.

What do we do, then?

- Yu Dak, take some men to Guangzhou. - To capture her?

No.

You're no match for Chingchuen's kung fu skills.

What should we do, then?

I want you to find a way to steal the will and the deeds.

Then that wretched girl will have to come to me.

What do we need her for?

Because my name isn't on the will.

I need her signature to prove that the inheritance is mine.

That way, I can legitimately inherit my brother's wealth.

- Come down! - Okay!

- Charlie, your home's no good. - This is how it is.

My father lives here with an attendant who's hard of hearing.

We can play whatever we want here, even football and basketball!

- Let's meet my dad. - Okay!

- Friends, sit down, please. - Yeah!

This is my grandfather, my ancestor.

My father burns incense for him every day.

He treats him like a god!

There are two bedrooms here. This is my father's. This, me.

Come on, come on, come on!

My father doesn't know that I'm coming back a day early.

He's sleeping now. I'll go in and surprise him!

Good!

Daddy!

- You... - You! Who let you barge in here?

- This is my father's bed. - You say I am flirting with you?

- Why? - You jerk! Get out!

- Charlie, what happened? - My father changed.

- Into what? - A girl.

- Stop kidding around! - Don't joke!

- It's true, I'm not lying. It's the truth! - No way.

Hey! You perverts! What do you want?

- Very beautiful. - Very beautiful.

What are you saying? Get out of here!

You don't know me? I'm the future owner of this house.

The future owner?

- Then what's your name? - My name is Charlie Yu.

What?

- "You bought a rotten carp"? - No.

My surname is Yu and my first name is Charlie.

My English name is Charlie Yu.

Yu Char Li? What an odd name.

- So you're my grandnephew, then? - Of course not!

I have a question for you. Who are you?

She doesn't know English. I'm asking who you are!

I'm the second aunt of the owner of this house, Yu Chingchuen.

I'm Cheng Tainan.

Cheng Tainan? Your name is even stranger.

Wait. You say you are Yu Chingchuen's aunt?

- Then she's my grandfather's... - Your second grand aunt!

Look. Too young.

Who are you calling a rabbit?

I'm saying that you're too young.

Actually, you could be...

- Your daddy's darling! - My father's lover?

Sorry. They're mistaken.

You can't be Yu Chingchuen's lover. You should be his son's lover.

- That's right! - How dare you!

Don't move. Stop!

A gentleman never fights with women.

You really wanna fight? Just look at my power first.

See? Did you see that?

Piece of cake.

Please...

Very good. You're good!

No big deal.

So we won't know who'd win if we don't fight?

What?

I said, we won't know who'd win if we don't fight.

- Bring it on. - Alright.

- Fight! - Go for it!

- Fight! - Go on, Charlie.

This is boxing, you know?

This is Chinese kung fu, Northern Style.

This is Southern Style.

Come on up!

Come on!

Come on!

- Give it to me! - Hurry.

Catch!

What are you doing? Why are you trashing my antiques?

Stop!

- Ah To? - Daddy!

- Ah To? - I love you.

I came home a day early and found that bitch in your bed.

- She's... - That's her.

I asked her what she was doing, she hit me, vicious as a tigress!

- Tie what? - A she-tiger.

Ah To, she's your second...

Oh... So, he's your son, Yu To?

Yes, Auntie. He's your grandnephew.

- Eh? - You should greet her properly.

- She's my grandma? - Greet her properly.

Dad, she's so young. Have you got it wrong?

Did you get yourself a little wifey while I was away in Hong Kong?

- A what? - A mistress?

Nonsense! You and these rascals are just here to cause trouble!

Ah, my ancestors' memorial tablets!

- My antique calligraphy and paintings! - It's not my fault, it's hers.

As an elder of the Yu family, why would I destroy

our ancestors' memorial tablets and the family heirlooms?

Absolutely. You rascal, I'll kill you!

Auntie, I've taught him a lesson on your behalf.

No... wait!

- Beg Grand Auntie for forgiveness. - No. The family rules.

- Family rules? - Implement our family rules!

- Did she say it's time for noodles? - Food? You're getting a beating!

THE YU FAMILY RULES OF ETIQUETTE

"Any member of the Yu family

"who destroys the ancestors' memorial tablets

"shall receive fifteen lashes."

Is this book correct?

Also: "Those who destroy any antiques bequeathed by our ancestors

"shall receive fifteen lashes."

- That makes a total of thirty. - Not only that...

"Those who insult our elders must kneel three times,

"offer nine kowtows to them and receive fifteen lashes."

Well... I shall die.

You're going to kill me.

My ancestor god, you will have no descendant anymore. Amen.

Auntie, please be lenient with him.

- Lenient, how? - Could you...?

Twenty percent!

- What? - Twenty percent discount.

Could you reduce it by 20 percent?

- Very well. - Good!

Shut up!

Since it's your first transgression, I'll make it forty lashes.

Don't tell her.

- What are you whispering about? - He asked me not to hit him too hard.

I'll do it harder!

That's enough. You're killing Young Master.

Master, please stop.

Thirty-four.

Thirty-five. Thirty-six.

Thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine.

Forty!

That one's a free extra.

Auntie, I've given him forty-one floggings.

What else?

Kneel down three times and give nine kowtows.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

You must respect your elders, understand?

Stand up. Stand!

Ah To, stand up.

Do you hear me?

Are you disobeying me, you wretched boy?

- Ah To! - He's passed out.

- Auntie, he's fainted. - Fine.

- Just rub some herbal oil on him. - Yes.

- Ah Choy! Help him to his room. - Alright.

Luckily, Jesus saved me!

That country bumpkin fell for it!

Ah Choy?

That country bumpkin's still awake.

Ah Choy? Ah Choy!

- Ah Choy. - Madam, what's the matter?

Can't you hear Ah To screaming in pain?

Can't you hear Ah To screaming in pain?

Is he?

That's too bad. He's in such pain.

Ah Choy, did you put some ointment on him?

I offered, but he wouldn't have it.

He wouldn't? Why?

He said he didn't deserve the flogging.

- Let him suffer. - Pardon?

Let him suffer!

Fuck!

Ah To, it should be hung vertically not horizontally.

Dad, you don't know. Let me tell you.

Foreigners in Hong Kong hang paintings lopsided and upside down.

- That is "good see" with "thinking". - What is gloopy and sinking?

I mean it will look nice and insightful.

- You can look at it from different angles. - Come down. Come on!

They don't even sell paintings like this anymore.

Move aside.

Look, that one belongs here. Pass it to me.

- What do you think? Nice? - No balance. It's not straight.

- Is it straight now? - Wait...

Hey, be careful with my calligraphy and paintings!

Okay! That's fine.

- Really? Is this alright? - Down.

- What? - Down. Lower, lower.

- Stop! That's good. - What?

It means it's fine.

Careful! These were your great-grandfather's.

It's antique, isn't it?

- I'll help you hang it. - Hey, Ah To! Be careful with it.

Oh, very beautiful!

It's huge. We should hang it in the main hall. Come on!

- Here. No, here. - Ah To!

- Over here. Over there. - Ah To!

We'll hang it here. I'll get a ladder.

Dad, stand back.

Let me show you, it's British style if you hang it this way.

This is American style.

This is Italian style.

This is French style.

- We can't see anything if you fold it. - No.

When the wind blows on it, it will open up, very "mystic"!

- What? - It will be very mysterious.

I don't like any styles other than Chinese style!

- Hang it yourself. - Come down.

Hold that.

Dad, be careful. Don't go up so high.

I got it. Just look at it for me.

Ah To, is the positioning right?

Higher.

How about this?

What do you think?

Is it high enough?

- Higher. - Like this?

Higher still.

- Is this not high enough? - Higher still.

Higher, higher.

- Is this good now? - Higher.

It can't go any higher. Ah To!

Higher, higher, higher.

- It's already at the ceiling! - Dad, we can view it well this way.

- So we have to kneel to see it? - Oh, right. Down then.

I mean lower, lower.

Lower.

- Lower? - Lower.

How's this? Ah To!

Lower, go on.

- Isn't this too low? - Lower.

- What? - Lower. Lower.

- Ah To! - Here...

- Lower... - What are you doing?

- Dad, Dad... - What are you gesturing at?

- In Hong Kong, pictures are hanged... - What? "Pig sir"?

No, calligraphy and paintings.

They look at them from different angles to view them clearly.

- To view what clearly? - Not you, Grand Auntie.

View me?

So, earlier you were...?

I was hanging paintings with my dad.

Auntie, we made too much noise and disturbed you, didn't we?

Not at all.

Chingchuen, the fabric you gave me is too colorful.

As an elder, I can't wear such things.

I'll exchange them with plainer ones, then.

There's no need. I'll go out and buy some myself.

- Auntie, you're going out alone? - Yes.

That's dangerous. Bad people lurk outside.

- She can fight! - Nonsense!

Chingchuen, I'll be careful.

Ah To, accompany your grand aunt into town.

- What? - Are you disobeying me?

- No, I am not. - Fine. Follow me.

- Dad, she... - Look after her. Now go!

This is West Village's main street.

- The market's lively here. - Please stop here, stop.

Ah To, what's that?

- Motor car. - Model cough?

- It is a vehicle. - Oh, a vehicle... What's a vehicle?

- This one is powered by a human. - Yes.

That one is run by an engine.

- An engine? - Let's get out.

- Here's the fare. - Thank you.

- Yes. - That one's nice.

Ah To, that's so interesting. We don't have these in the country.

Of course not. This is quite old fashioned, really.

In Hong Kong, there are Rolls-Royces.

- "Roads Rice"? - You wouldn't understand.

You can find everything in this street.

Ah To, look at that bright sign.

Look, that one's even blinking.

Oh, the colored lamps.

- What? - Neon lights.

- They're so pretty. - Yes.

Madam, this color suits you perfectly.

- I want one like this. - Alright.

In Hong Kong...

It's top quality. If you don't believe me...

- It's so pretty. - Beautiful, right?

- Your turn. - I want to try it, too.

There's plenty for everyone to try.

This is a new color. Let me get you a sample.

This lipstick matches perfectly with the jewelry above.

Grand Auntie! Grand Auntie!

You carry on shopping. I'll wait for you by the vehicle.

Alright, I got it.

- This is exquisite. - Let me help you.

Smell this perfume.

Smells nice.

- How much is this? - Five dollars.

- It's expensive. - Not really.

- Lovely. Very nice. - Do you think I should buy this?

Country bumpkin.

- What did you say? - Look at you.

Look at your clothes. City women all wear cheongsams.

- Who wears shabby dresses like that? - And her hairdo is so outdated.

- How tacky. - It's embarrassing standing next to her.

- What do you think of these earrings? - Nice.

We wouldn't want to look so provincial, would we?

- She's gorgeous. - Wow.

What's wrong with you?

What's your problem?

I have never worn heels before.

She's stunning.

- Your first time wearing a cheongsam? - Yes.

- Your first time in heels? - Yes.

- No wonder you can't walk. - Wearing heels requires practice.

- I have to practice? - Let us teach you.

Let go of me!

Men and women are not supposed to mix. I said let go of me!

- Let me teach you to walk. - Get lost!

My apples! You have to pay!

- Brand-new fabric designs! - Crazy.

- Man, this chick's quite feisty. - Yeah. She's very attractive.

- Don't you dare come near me. - What if we do? What can you do?

- Kick higher. - Come on.

Kick.

- Higher. - Kick higher.

- Bring it on. - Come on.

- Be careful, lady. - You're enjoying it, aren't you?

Ah To, you...

Grand Auntie?

- It's me. - Wow! Very sexy.

Stop right there! She's my grand auntie.

- Grand auntie? - Do you believe him?

- Are you trying to steal our chick? - Yes.

- See? No fight. - What?

They can't fight us.

The police are coming!

- The police? - Stay calm.

- What's going on? - They're fighting.

- What? Fighting? - Affray!

- Come on. - Let's go.

They're part of it, too!

- Run! - They're getting away!

Chingchuen...

Chingchuen, don't you recognize me?

- You are...? - I'm your Second Aunt.

Auntie?

Auntie, why are you dressed like this?

Auntie, why did you buy such clothes?

And your hair! Where's Ah To?

- He... - Ah To?

Ah To!

I'm here.

Ah To, why did you buy such clothes for your grand auntie?

Dad, I didn't buy them.

She suddenly disappeared while we were walking around.

When I found her, she was dressed like this.

Look how she's turned out. Ripped stockings, no shoes. And her hair!

- What exactly happened? - Dad, you just don't get it.

She looks very, very sexy wearing these kind of clothes.

- What? - Sexy, so people took liberties with her.

Good thing I was there...

- I drove them away. - Stop bragging.

- You drove them away? - If I didn't, then who did?

- I did! - It was me!

- It was me! - Quiet!

You little rascal, how dare you talk back to her? I'll kill you!

Auntie, please get changed.

I'll teach this kid a lesson.

You must be tired.

Oh, Ah To!

- Dad, you have to be reasonable. - Who's being unreasonable?

Ah To, as a member of the Yu family, you must take good care of your elders.

You have failed your late grand uncle.

- Dad... - Ah To, enough!

If you disobey me, I won't let you study in Hong Kong!

Shut up! Stop it!

I told you, just because you're an elder,

you think you can make my dad serve you, pour your tea, fan you,

and greet you with a "good morning" and a "good night".

Actually, we're about the same age. What are youngsters to do?

- Fight for freedom! - That's right.

You are not. You're acting high and mighty. You bastard!

Stop! My dad used to be civilized like us.

Since she arrived, it's like the feudal system has returned!

Family rules, pouring tea, kneeling and kowtowing?

I want you to kneel!

Even if you did something wrong, Dad would say it was fine.

I did something right and Dad said it was no good.

Now he won't let me study in Hong Kong.

Good-for-nothing country bumpkin causing trouble! I'll beat you!

- Beat her! - Beat her!

- Charlie! - Charlie!

- Robert. - What's going on?

His aunt keeps getting him into trouble, so he's taking it out on the straw man.

- Really? - Charlie, don't be crazy.

- No, Charlie. This won't help. - Yeah!

James, Robert, how else can I vent my anger?

Where? How?

Charlie... I have a good idea.

We're here to throw a party

for international Hong Kong students in the city.

- A party? - Yes.

We all came back to Guangzhou for the summer,

but we've lost contact with loads of people.

That's why we need a party to keep in touch.

- Yes! - Charlie, invite your young grandma.

Grand Auntie? How can we expect that country bumpkin to dance?

Exactly, she can't.

- Isn't she quite haughty? - Yes.

- I'll help you out. - We'll humiliate her at a costume party.

- Yu To! - Hi. Grandma, call me Charlie.

Charlie? Char, my foot!

Hey! What are you brats doing in the middle of the night?

Look what you are wearing! Ah To!

You don't understand, grandma. This is my band.

- What? You banged your head? - No.

- Music! - Rose, you have such a slender stem

Rose, rose, your thorns are so sharp

They'll hurt your tender stems and buds

Rose, rose, I love you!

My heart's vow and affection...

Ah To!

- Your pure glory... - What's the meaning of this?

...illuminates the world

- What are you doing? - The heart's vow

And affection

Your pure glory reflects and illuminates the world

Ah To, what are you doing?

- Stop. What am I doing? This is... - Dancing!

- Yeah! - What? This noise is "damned thing"?

It's called dancing.

- Dancing? You look absurd. - This isn't dancing?

No.

The moon shines on the ground

- On New Year's Eve... - Now, that's a song and a dance.

That's so old fashioned. Outdated!

Grand Auntie, nowadays you need rhythm.

Rose, rose, you have such a slender stem

- Rose, rose, your thorns are sharp - What are you doing?

Nothing will tear our bond apart

Rose, rose, I love you

- Want to learn it? - Come on!

No.

James?

- Second way. - Plan B!

- Grand Auntie! - Charlie...

- She's getting on a bit. - She can't do youngsters' dances!

You're right. She's like an ancient rock. Am I right?

- Yes, unlike us! - You're right.

- Am I older than you? - Not at all. We're about the same age.

Yeah!

I am not old, although I have higher seniority.

Exactly, you're as young as us.

But you're not as cultured and modern as us.

Is doing weird dances called cultured and modern?

Absolutely.

What do you know? You haven't even seen it. Can you do it?

Who says I can't dance? I just don't want to.

- More like you don't dare to dance. - Nonsense. What am I afraid of?

Of course, you're afraid of nothing.

- Right. Tell her. - She's not clever enough.

- Go on. - There's no use telling her.

- Don't be scared. - She wouldn't dare.

- What wouldn't I dare do? - It's futile.

- Why would she join our party? - What party?

- A costume party. - A costume party?

- You have to wear make-up. - Wear make-up?

- Right. - Like before...?

No. You have to look like a foreign woman.

Juliet.

- O, Romeo, I love you! - What?

And the men have to look like Robin Hood.

Some of the girls will look like that Spanish girl, Carmen.

Don't worry. We've got all sizes of costumes from Hong Kong.

- What? - We have all sizes.

- Ah To, I... - You're worried that Dad will get mad?

- Why would he get mad at me? - Right.

Stop calling my grand auntie an old woman. She'll attend our party.

- Ah To, I think it's better if... - I knew you wouldn't come.

I've decided to attend.

Okay!

- Ah To. - You've changed your mind again?

Don't say anything to your father.

- Young master... - I'll talk to you later.

- They've asked the girl to a party. - A party?

- Does his dad know? - He doesn't.

- They're just sneaking out? - Yes.

I have a plan.

- What about the car, sir? - We'll buy it another day.

HONG KONG INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS BALL

- Please... - I can't dance like this.

I don't know how to dance this!

Put me down!

Put me down!

I feel so dizzy!

What are you doing?

Put me down!

Wait. We have to mess up this party according to the plan.

Wait for the police to come, then get his dad to go to the station.

I feel dizzy!

You guys... Ah To, you...

Good dance. You did well.

- The Three Musketeers. - What?

The Three Musketeers.

He's the musketeer D'Artagnan. They all admire you a lot.

Miss Dalina!

- What did you say? - I gave you an English name.

- An English name? - Yes.

She's great at kung fu, and she wants to dance with you.

Please!

Do you mean dancing?

- Yes. - Dancing? No.

The three of you are...?

We're the Three Musketeers, the new ones.

I know. The New Three Musketeers.

And I am Robin Hood.

Robin Hood, why do we have old and new Musketeers?

They arrived early, so they're old. They just arrived, so they're new.

- Is that so? - Yes!

- Romeo. - Oh, Romeo?

Where's Juliet?

- I'm not Juliet. I'm... - I'm looking for you.

I'm not dancing.

Music!

What are you doing? Why are you hugging me so tightly?

What are you doing? Let go. Let me go!

- How did you rip your dress dancing? - It was those three...

Hey, Romeo, don't go too far.

- She's my grand auntie. - I know that.

- Ah To, why are they being so violent? - No, Grandma!

Hey, I told you to prank her. Why did you hit her?

- Crazy. All crazy! - Don't be afraid, Charlie.

There's always fighting at our parties in Hong Kong, you know?

- Do you want to fight? Come on. - Come on!

Hey, Charlie, they're not our friends.

I know. So, who exactly are you?

- Where are you from? Which school? - The University of Life, studying...

- Robbery. - Kidnap.

Killing.

Don't move.

Hey, we've met our match.

Yeah!

Don't move. Step back.

You can't defeat them.

- I'll deal with this brat alone. - One-on-one.

- Can she do it? - Yes.

- What did you say? - Nothing, but you're unarmed.

- That is true. - Yes.

- I'll use a sword, too. - A Western sword?

A Chinese sword.

Props Department! A Chinese sword!

Lady power! Incredible!

- Come on. - Come on, man. Go.

That technique's called "Lazy Man Shaving".

Do you want to fight me?

Fight him!

That knife's too short. How can you defeat him? Use a sword.

No! Don't destroy my image. Robin Hood uses this kind of knife.

- What's wrong? - Cover me. I'll fire my arrows.

He's been hit!

- I killed him! - Are you alright, Young Master?

Robin Hood, why are your archery skills so poor?

- "Water skin". - It means very weak.

Charge!

Charge!

- King of Dance, are you okay? - I'm doomed.

Time out! Switch players!

Grand Auntie!

Don't move!

Grand Auntie.

Grand Auntie, it's me, Robin Hood!

How are you doing? Are you okay?

- The police are here! - The police are here!

Let's get out of here!

Everyone, stay where you are! Don't move!

- What's wrong? What's up? - Stop!

Bring these hooligans to the main hall for interrogation.

- Fine! - Ah To!

- Shall we go? - Yeah!

Go in there?

Go, go!

- Attention! - Sir, please go ahead!

- I'm the Inspector of this district. - Deputy Inspector!

I'm the Inspector of this district, the proper one.

Someone reported that you're having... a...

- Party. - Party.

This foreign-style party has a sinister purpose.

It is just a cover-up for selling opium.

- Right? Correct? - No!

- What did they say? - They said "no".

- You deny it? - We're fine young people.

Why would we take drugs?

- Very promising youth. - Hey, that's what all criminals say.

You're right. Arrest them all!

The prison isn't that big.

What should we do, then?

Like the snitch said, "Just take the two specified."

- You... - Yu To?

Cheng Tainan? Where are you?

Where are you? Come out!

- I am. - It's me.

Someone reported that you dressed as a foreigner to sell opium here!

- No. Impossible. - That can't be.

- She's in on it, too. - You are in it? Take her away!

- Get back! - Quiet! Silence, all of you!

Take them away!

It's all over, right?

Is Master Yu here?

You're looking for Master Yu? Why?

- When's he coming back? - I really don't know.

Tell us where he is.

- Master Yu is back. - Uncle, you're back.

- Ah To has been arrested. - Yes.

What happened? Did he get into a fight?

You're all troublemakers.

- Which police station is he in? - West Village.

- Ah Choy, give this to Auntie. - She's been arrested, too.

- My aunt as well? - Yes.

What exactly happened? What went on?

- How can you make random arrests? - The inspector will deal with you.

- Leave now! - Outrageous!

Who reported the case?

- Where is Ah To? - They're inside.

Officer? Officer?

- Where is my son? - Through there.

- Auntie? Ah To? - We're innocent.

- What are you doing here? - They're not my aunt and son.

- What's their offence? - Hey!

- What's their offence? - Affray.

- Affray. - Affray? Through there.

Master Yu, they said Charlie was selling opium.

- That's what the police said. - That's absurd!

How is it possible that they were selling opium?

- Who? - My second aunt and son.

- What are their names? - Cheng Tainan and Yu To.

So, you're involved in drug dealing?

Don't talk nonsense! I'm an honest businessman.

- What's going on? What's your name? - I'm Yu Chingchuen.

Oh... Then you're related to the suspected drug dealers?

What did you say? Relative of suspected drug dealers?

- This is a huge mix-up! - You've got it all wrong!

Look at the way they're dressed!

The police are muddle-headed.

They say these foreigners are my relatives! How absurd!

Even a blind man can see that!

We had a costume party. It was so much fun.

- We all dressed up as foreigners. - These are their costumes.

Dad...

- Chingchuen. - Auntie? Ah To?

It's us!

Ah To, you little rascal! You and your classmates, too!

You've made your grand aunt look hardly human!

You...

Inspector, they're all international students. They wouldn't sell opium.

- That's right. - Why would we sell opium?

We received a tip.

I ask you... where is your witness?

- There is none. - None.

- Where's your evidence? - There is none.

Nonsense! This is nonsense.

Yes, you can't detain them with no witness nor evidence.

- That's right! - Why not?

We can't detain them without any proof.

- So we release them, then? - Release them for now.

Very well, since the Deputy Inspector has pleaded on your behalf,

you will be released for now.

- Alright, Inspector. I'm leaving. - Bye-bye.

Ah To, let's go.

- Master Yu, you're good! - Go home, the lot of you!

You useless brat. Just look at yourself.

- Ah Choy! - Careful.

- The standing punishment ladder. - What's that?

This ladder is used to punish naughty children in our family.

- Can't he get down by himself? - No, he can't.

Ah To, hold it still.

Careful!

- Good show, Ah Choy! - Don't talk nonsense.

- He did well. - Untie him, quick.

- The house deeds... - What?

The house deeds.

- Master, look. - What happened?

Auntie!

They didn't take anything other than Second Uncle's deeds.

Never mind, it's fine, as long as they didn't steal any of our stuff.

- You know whose deeds they are? - Second Grand Uncle's.

Yes, they were your grand uncle's when he was alive.

But now they belong to your father.

Dad, you're the beneficiary of Second Grand Uncle's inheritance?

Yes, your grand uncle didn't want to give them...

To your third grand uncle and those evil people.

Third Grand Uncle?

During your party, did someone pick a fight?

Someone told me to go to the police station afterwards.

- They lured me away from here. - Chingchuen, they must've done it.

- Let's tell the police right now! - Too late, they'd have left town by now.

Let's go and ask the Village Officer to arrest them.

It wouldn't do anything.

Your third grand uncle is very powerful in the country.

As they've taken all the documents, we can't prove anything.

Let's take them back, then!

Right, it's our only option. Chingchuen, let's leave right away.

Auntie, Third Uncle has lots of people working for him.

With just the three of us, I'm afraid...

Don't worry. We have my First, Second, and Third Uncles.

That's six of us in total. I think we can defeat them.

That's enough. Let's go.

- Dad, I'll go to my uncles. - Oh, no!

I forgot that only you and I have had kung fu training.

- All the others haven't. - There you're wrong!

My dad's brothers were very well-trained... when they were young.

I used to practice kung fu, but now...

- He's just not that good any more. - That's true.

Oh, that shouldn't be a problem. You know the basics.

After some practice, you'll be able to fight.

IRON

Good morning, sir. Please check if this gong is okay.

It's fine. Keep working. I'm going for breakfast.

Hurry up!

Hey, Uncle, how are you?

- Ah To, you're back? - Yes.

It's summer vacation. I've brought someone to see you.

- A girl? - Yes.

Auntie, they're over there.

- The country girl is about your height. - Yes.

- Chingfok. - She is very beautiful.

Chingchuen, when are they getting married?

She's our Second Aunt. Second Uncle married her just before he died.

Our Second Aunt?

- Second Aunt. - Chingfok, I came especially...

Is someone threatening you? I'll teach them a lesson.

- Uncle... - You think I can't do kung fu anymore?

Come on, try me.

No. Someone stole her inheritance.

Stole it? Auntie, tell me who stole it.

- It was Third Uncle. - I knew it!

He's never done an honest day's work in his life!

Auntie, don't be scared. I'll call my brothers to deal with him.

Greetings, Auntie!

- Greetings, Auntie. - Chinglok, it's filthy here.

Right. Auntie, please come inside.

Please enter.

- Uncle! - You little brat.

CHINGLOK'S STORE

Good day, take care.

Auntie.

This is the map my late husband made many years ago.

- You've all been there, right? - Yes, we have.

We'd ride on each other's shoulders to steal lychees,

and then got ticked off by Uncle, remember that?

- You had a shit there! - Quiet, please!

It's different now.

Take this bridge and pass through this vegetable patch.

Then you'll reach the main door.

- Isn't it the same as before? - It's slightly different now.

They have installed many traps in the surrounding area.

Traps?

We can easily get killed going in like that.

That's why the first thing you must practice is running.

Why?

Because two of us have to go in to destroy these devices.

The rest must climb over the wall by stepping on each other's shoulders,

like when you were kids.

There will surely be a lot of his men here.

If they catch us, we'll have a big fight on our hands.

Never mind. If too many come, we'll just deal with them quickly.

- What did you say? - We can just move quicker.

Ah To, you and I are young, we have the strength to fight them.

They're all old. They won't be as strong.

What do we do, then?

The second thing we need to train is strength and stamina.

Strength and stamina...

Third Uncle and his godson will emerge at the end of the fight.

If negotiations break down, there'll be a one-on-one fight.

- We'll deal with him! - We must stay calm.

Let Ah To and me deal with them.

- Good. Let's start training now. - Hold on!

There's no need to rush. We can start tomorrow morning.

Faster, faster!

Run faster!

Faster!

Follow me.

Well done! Stretch out your left leg.

Right leg!

Left leg. Stretch out the right leg.

Kick. Jump and land on your hands.

Again.

Flip over.

- Chingfok, can you manage? - Yes.

- Chinglok? - Of course I'm fine.

- Chingsau? - Fine!

- Dad, what about you? - Of course.

Keep running.

Grand Auntie, can we rest for a while?

- No. - No?

Grand Auntie, they can't go on anymore.

- Why are you slacking off? - No. They're learning to form a pyramid.

- Continue doing that, then. - Ah To, you're making things worse!

What are you afraid of? We always did this when we were kids.

- But you were at the bottom then. - Can you still do it?

What do you mean by that? Let's form a "bouquet".

Chingfok, you have good strength and stamina.

Of course I do!

Back then, people used to call me Man of Steel.

I'm very strong... very strong...

First Uncle, hang on.

- Uncle, are you alright? - I'm fine. Once more.

- Chingfok! - First Uncle!

- First Uncle? - Chingfok?

- First Uncle. - Chingfok!

- Brother! - He's fainted.

- Save him. - Yes, sir!

- Chingfok. - Brother! Hurry!

- How is he? - Help him.

- Are you alright? - Chingfok, are you okay?

- He still has a pulse. - We have herbal oil from overseas.

Hurry.

Ah To, does it work?

When I pass out while studying, this is what they use on me.

- Hurry up, then. - Rub it on his chest.

GOOD FORTUNE

- Grand Auntie? - One and only.

It's you? Why are you dressed like a heroine in folklore?

Ah To, what's this outfit of yours?

Grand Auntie...

This is called field gear.

When people go camping or hiking in Hong Kong, this is how they dress.

- Where are you going? - The Yu Mansion.

- To steal the deeds? - Yes.

Grand Auntie, my dad and uncles are too old.

I'm afraid they won't be able to endure your training regime.

Besides, this whole mess has been caused by me.

I'm responsible for getting the deeds back.

I feel exactly the same.

- So... - You're dressed...

You dressed like this to sneak into the Yu Mansion at night?

That's right.

Ah To, I know that your uncles can't endure such a strenuous regime.

Moreover, your dad wouldn't even accept his uncle's inheritance.

Now it's been stolen.

That's why I've decided to go it alone to get the deeds back.

You're going alone? That's very dangerous.

There's no other option. I'm the most capable at kung fu.

- You think you have a better chance? - I do.

Eh? I can't let you go.

Grand Auntie, I really envy your great kung fu skills.

This time, let me come and learn from you.

No. I can't take care of you if we get into a fight.

Don't worry. I have all the gear here, here and here.

I can take care of myself.

Alright. But you must leave as soon as it becomes risky.

Yes, sir!

I get it.

Reporting.

Landing area safe. No obstacles.

- Grand Auntie, are you alright? - I'm fine. You?

I'm fine, too.

Wow! I didn't expect the terrain to be so perilous.

- I think there are landmines. - Ah To... I have a plan. Follow me.

Come on.

Don't move. There must be...

Ah To? Where are you?

Ah To? Ah To?

Where are you?

I'm here!

Hey, it's dangerous. Why didn't you follow me?

I'm looking for landmines.

- Ah To, are you alright? - I'm fine. I have a helmet.

Follow me.

Ah To, what are you doing?

I forgot to tell you. There are loads of landmines.

What landmines?

Wow!

- See. Am I right? - You...

You check for booby traps, and I'll check for landmines.

We'll be safe if we cover the whole area. Go!

How dare you command me? Who am I to you?

We're in a dangerous situation here, we must work as a team.

Let's go.

Stop.

Ah To, you're right.

There are many traps here. We should look out for one another.

Let's split up, climb over the wall and meet up on the other side.

- Yes, sir. - Right.

Proceed.

- It's too quiet, very spooky. - Let's go in.

Advance.

There are traps in here, too.

- Watch out. - That was so close.

Stay behind me.

- Move aside! - I...

Wonderful!

They know we're here.

A showdown is imminent. Stay behind me.

- Stay behind me, and you'll be fine. - I can't, there are men behind us.

You snubbed us when we asked nicely. Now you're here without an invitation.

You refuse to show up in the day, yet prefer to appear after dark.

I'll come whenever I desire.

Now that I'm here, why don't you return the deeds?

Second Uncle is dead, the deeds go to my godfather, Yu Yungsheng.

Very funny!

My late husband stated clearly in his will

that Ah To's father, Chingchuen, would be the sole beneficiary.

- That's right. - That's absurd!

- Where's the will? - You stole it!

It wasn't theft, as I only took what belongs to my godfather!

- Damn you. I'll kill you! - Ah To!

Don't be reckless. Your kung fu is limited. Allow me...

My kung fu is limited? I can fight!

- See that? - Look out!

I'm fast, right?

Not as fast as I am.

We're equals, then.

- I'll deal with him. - Ah To, no!

Are you going to return the deeds?

Grand Auntie, just watch me.

You think you're the only one who can do that?

- Halt! - Don't move!

- I'm already... - I'm already...

I'm being merciful, or I could've used this...

...to wipe you out.

That sword can't kill anyone.

- I'd like to try! - Okay. Come on.

Come on.

They're just your grand uncle's lackeys.

Oh, they're his fair-weather friends.

Silence! You little brat.

Not only do you behave with extremely bad manners in my own house,

you even insult my men.

You must be my big brother's grandson, Yu To.

Wow! He's some character.

So, he's my third grand uncle?

Tainan, why didn't you instruct this young man to pay me due respects?

You have no manners at all.

You're the ill-mannered one!

As an elder of the Yu clan, you've resorted to stealing family assets.

Not only do you damage the family, you're also destroying our honor!

You're Yansheng's second wife.

You ran off with all the assets as soon as he died.

Do you think that's an honorable thing to do?

Nonsense!

My late husband told me to bequeath his inheritance to Ah To's father.

Was I wrong for taking the deeds to Guangzhou?

That's what you say. But where's your proof?

- I have proof! - Is there a will?

No, it's disappeared, hasn't it?

Let me tell you, as his brother,

I have the right to manage Yansheng's inheritance.

There you're wrong! The inheritance passes on to the eldest son or grandson.

In the absence of descendants, the assets pass to his grandnephew, me.

- You're like a eunuch in the palace. - What did you say?

You have no descendants. Don't be angry. You have only a godson.

- Yu To, how dare you insult your elder! - Shut up! You're not a blood relation.

The inheritance has nothing to do with you!

You are right. Tainan, you arrived just in time.

Please sign the document for me.

That will prove that I am the one to safekeep Yansheng's inheritance.

- You want me to sign it? - Correct.

Since Yansheng is dead, you represent him.

Don't let my brother's descendants say that I stole Yansheng's inheritance.

You are despicable!

Not content with stealing, now you force me to hand you everything!

I knew you wouldn't agree.

Make her sign it.

You foolish boy, this is Hard Qigong.

Come on!

You are good. The knife can't pierce through you.

- What's wrong? - His Qigong is incredible.

Don't worry. I'm with you.

Attack his privates!

- I said attack his private parts! - What?

- I told you to attack... - Down there?

Shut up!

Tainan, resistance is futile. Just sign it.

Sign it.

Grand Auntie!

- Ah To, leave. - Eh?

- You want me to leave? - Yes.

As a family elder, I want to personally teach them a lesson.

- Grand Auntie, you won't... - Go!

Fine, then.

Grand Auntie, catch this!

Strike Grand Uncle a few times for me!

Stop!

Ah To, return home and tell your father and uncles to come here.

As an elder of the Yu family,

you will sign in front of everyone to prove that the inheritance is mine.

Oh, my dad and uncles will surely come to observe the ceremony.

Second Grand Aunt, don't tire yourself teaching them a lesson.

Third Grand Uncle, see you again!

First, Second, Third Uncles, and Dad, good morning.

- Good morning! - Last night...

- You both went to the Yu Mansion? - Yes.

- You fought with them? - Yes.

- You met your third grand uncle? - Yes.

Where's your grand aunt?

She berated Grand Uncle for stealing dad's inheritance.

I didn't expect Grand Uncle to be such a thug.

He said the inheritance was his, so she fought him by herself.

- Then what happened? - She lost.

- Why did you come back? - I came back to...

- Get help? - Yes.

- Why are you all up so early? - We're going to the Yu Mansion.

We know what happened last night.

- You do? - We knew that you'd lose.

And that Second Grand Aunt would ask you to come back.

- Why? - Because she is your elder.

Let's go and rescue her, then!

- Let's go! - Yes, sir!

Stop!

- What are you doing? - Hidden arrows!

- Down! - Not now.

This bridge contains a hidden switch.

When you touch it, hidden arrows shoot out.

- Let's leap over it, then. - Right!

Wait! This area has lots of traps.

The vegetable patch has hidden bamboo stakes.

The scarecrows have knives and hidden weapons.

- How do we get in, then? - No worries. Follow me.

The Yu descendants have such good manners.

- Stand up. - What are you talking about?

- We're looking for your traps. - Traps?

The Yu Mansion has nothing to hide. We don't need any secret devices.

Are you denying it, you bastard?

Traps? If you're that afraid, maybe you shouldn't see Master Yu.

Why would we be afraid? We're here to ask Uncle to spare our aunt.

Oh? That bitch? She's inside.

- You rude bastards! - You bandits are insulting an elder!

- We'll have to teach you a lesson. - We've been expecting you.

Get them!

Too much. There weren't that many last night.

- We'll just move quicker. - Slaughter them.

This is Third Uncle's trick to deplete our strength.

Correct. And when you're exhausted, you can run along home!

Ah To, your uncles can't cope anymore. Help them!

Oh, nice!

Uncle, very good!

That was nothing.

Dad, First Uncle is exhausted.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Chingfok, let's make it quick. Ah To, I'll go inside first.

Right. The three of us will handle them.

Ah To, charge!

Charge!

Go inside.

Come on.

Stop!

- Who are they? - Third Grand Uncle's men.

Get them!

He knows Hard Qigong.

You made him blink. Dad, you're amazing!

So, your butt can't do Hard Qigong.

- Use the three-section steel whip! - Yes, sir.

It's me!

- Where's our aunt? - I haven't seen her yet.

- Who are they? - Third Uncle's men.

- He has good sword skills. - And what's his kung fu style?

- Hard Qigong. - Hard Qigong? The same as Chingfok.

- Where is he? - I'm here! I'm here!

Are you alright?

- Chingfok, how are you doing? - I'm fine. Where's Ah To?

Well done, Ah To!

- Go and find Third Uncle. - Alright.

Ah To, let's go.

Good morning, Third Uncle.

Greetings from your nephew, Chingchuen.

Are you and your brothers all here?

We were able to survive this long in order to see you.

Chingchuen, I didn't expect such stamina from an old man.

Of course! Compared to you, my father has great vitality.

Ah To, your third grand uncle ages in reverse.

Oh, no wonder he keeps stealing things.

- What did you say? - Listen. Bring out my grand auntie.

I'm taking good care of her.

Ask our elder to come out.

- Grand Auntie! - So you're all here.

Yes, we're all here.

Are you done teaching them all a lesson?

Did you get the deeds?

Let's go home, then.

- She's tied up. - They tied her up?

Not a bad idea, tying her legs up that way.

Sign the document in front of them, and I'll release you immediately.

Third Uncle, you've gone too far!

Don't act rashly. You rest, I'll handle this.

Your kung fu is excellent. Why do you fight two-on-one?

He's old. Better for him to have someone to hold on to.

So, you treat your godson like a crutch?

Ah Dak, step aside.

Dad, step aside.

Careful!

Step back. Unless you want your godson to become a eunuch.

He won't have any descendants either.

Chingchuen, I didn't expect you to trick me.

- However, I... - Oh, you two haven't fought yet.

That's right. If you beat me, I shall...

He must return the inheritance to Grand Auntie.

- Very well. - Okay.

- Go, Dad! - Ah To...

Stand up... and watch the show!

Bridge-breaking Stormy Palm. Great skill, Godfather!

My dad hasn't applied his ultimate technique yet.

Look, that's the Cloud Bridge technique.

That's called "Monkey Steals Peaches". Watch.

This is called "Eagle Catches Chicks".

Grand Uncle, you have already lost.

Uncle, admit defeat!

This hand hasn't lost yet.

- Godfather, how are you doing? - Go away!

Uncle!

Dad, stop! Stop!

- Godfather! - Stop struggling. You've lost.

- Am I right? - Yes, yes, yes.

- Right. - Ah Dak!

- Yes? - He's telling you to release her.

What? You still want to fight?

Actually, your kung fu skills are more or less on a par with my dad's...

Oh, sorry.

You lost because you have a guilty conscience.

- Ah To. - Am I right, Dad?

Auntie!

- Are you alright? - We've been worried sick.

Quiet!

Yanwai, you were wrong.

You should've obeyed Yansheng's wishes for Chingchuen to manage the assets.

- That's right. - Listen...

Now that I've completed my task, I am no longer your elder.

- Oh, you want to remarry... - Little bastard!

It can't be that bad!

It is! I saw stars when my dad slapped me.

Even my Grand Uncle was no match for him.

He punched, kicked, punched and...

- Then what happened? - Look.

A blonde!

Madame!

- Aren't you Second Grand Auntie? - No. My name is Susie.

Oh, she speaks English?