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(intense music)
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♪ Ball till you fall ♪
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♪ And the money keep callin' ♪
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♪ Ball till you fall ♪
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♪ And the money keep callin' ♪
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♪ Ball till you fall ♪
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♪ And the money keep callin' ♪
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♪ We was once young ♪
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♪ And runnin'
through the blocks ♪
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♪ Couldn't tell us nothin' ♪
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♪ We was the dudes
at high school ♪
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♪ Shorties in love with ♪
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♪ Now we movin' up ♪
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♪ With the college
like we love it ♪
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♪ Thought we was
doing somethin' ♪
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♪ Tryin' to ball
and we can't lose ♪
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♪ Bein' stupid ♪
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♪ Clownin' like Three Stooges ♪
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♪ Fast boy movin'
graduate, no job, losers ♪
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♪ We 'bout to take off ♪
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♪ Take our brakes off ♪
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♪ Gotta find a grind full time ♪
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♪ No lay off ♪
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♪ They put you once
up and hold 'em up ♪
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♪ If you tryna ♪
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♪ Balls till you fall ♪
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♪ And the money keep callin' ♪
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♪ Never had enough ♪
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♪ Stay chasin' bucks ♪
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♪ Ball till you fall ♪
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♪ And the money keep callin' ♪
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♪ Ever hit the bottom ♪
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♪ Homie know it got it ♪
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♪ We gonna ball till you fall ♪
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♪ And the money keep callin' ♪
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♪ Get your back for ♪
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♪ I got your back, bruh ♪
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♪ We on the map, trust ♪
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♪ 'Cause all we got is us ♪
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(upbeat music)
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(bird squawking)
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(water running)
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(man exhales)
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(water running)
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(man exhales)
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- Yo, what the hell?
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(electricity popping)
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Damn.
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- Oh, oh.
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- Yo, I am so, so sorry.
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- Damn right you're sorry.
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Next time watch
where you're going
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Quan?
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- Rochelle?
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- Hey, it's been a minute.
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- Yeah, it's been a while.
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- Yes, how you been.
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- Pretty good, how
about yourself?
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- Uh, you know, I've seen
better days after today,
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but you know.
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- [Quan] Sorry about that.
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- It's fine.
(Livvie knocking)
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- [Livvie] Wake up,
wake up, wake up.
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- Livvie what is you doing?
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I told you to knock
before coming in my room.
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- I did knock.
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You didn't answer,
so I made my way in.
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- Well, next time wait
for me to open the door.
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- I don't have to listen to you.
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Mama said you don't even get
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to close any doors
around here because
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you're broke and you
don't have a real job.
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- What? What Mama say?
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- I heard her on the phone.
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She told Uncle
Charlie you're broke,
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you don't have a real job
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and it was a complete waste
sending you to college.
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She say you should
have went to service,
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but probably couldn't
pass the test.
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- What else Mama say?
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- She said you wash the dishes.
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- It's not even my turn.
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- Mama said get your
ass up out this bed
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and get ready to go to work.
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- I thought I didn't
have a real job, Ma.
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- Boy, is you gettin'
smart with me?
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- Ugh!
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- Oh, what's wrong with you?
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I know you ain't gruntin' at me.
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You ain't too old to
get your ass whopped.
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Remember that.
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- Ma, why you always telling
people my businesses?
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- You ain't got
not damn business.
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Now get your ass up, go wash,
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like you sister said,
go wash the dishes
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and get ready for
that place you, um,
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you call work.
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Let's go.
- Aight.
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- Aight, what?
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- Nothing, Ma. You
wash the dishes.
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- [Mother] You lucky
I let you live here.
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- [Livvie] And Ma, he
said you wash the dishes.
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- [Mother] What? Is
that what he said?
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- [Livvie] Yes.
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- [Mother] Boy, again,
you ain't too old
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to get your ass beat.
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- [Julius] Is this my life?
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(keys jingling)
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- Oh, you sneakin' out
the back door, ain't you?
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- Hey, hey, what's up, Ms. Beff.
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- Hey, Ms. Beff my ass.
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You gettin' kicked out today.
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- Come, Ms. Beff, come on,
we have an understanding.
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Like we had an agreement that...
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- Boy, you don't even have
no electricity no more.
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I can't even peek through
the blinds at night
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to get a peek at
you like I used to.
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- Ms. Beff, I'm pretty sure
that's illegal, first of all.
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- Well, sue me then.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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You're broke as hell, ain't ya?
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You got one week to get out.
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- Where, where am I gonna go?
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- Hell if I know.
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That is not my problem, goodbye.
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- M...
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Man.
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Mm.
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- Well, it was good catching up.
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- Likewise.
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- So, hopefully
I'll see you around.
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- Yeah, yeah. Ow.
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- Uh, you sure you're all right?
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- No.
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Ooh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I think I twisted my ankle.
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I think I twisted it.
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- Well, listen, check this out.
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How about you let me
massage that out for you.
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I'll take you to my crib
and I can, you know,
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take care of that for you.
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- I don't think
that's a good idea.
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- Come on, now, you
know I went to school
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for massage therapy.
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- Mm, okay, but
no funny business.
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- Funny business? No.
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Just a little R and R.
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You know, Rochelle,
Raquan, R and R, uh.
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- Mm-mm.
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- Okay, well, uh, let me
take care of that for you.
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I'm so, so, so sorry.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Yo, you mad at me?
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(speaking foreign language)
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What?
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You know I failed Spanish.
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- Oh, okay.
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Mm.
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This massage better be good.
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- [Quan] It's gonna be great.
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- [Rochelle] All right.
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- I feel so bad, I'm so sorry.
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- You really did a number
on me, you know that?
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- Know what?
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I was kind of thinking,
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I was wondering
after the massage,
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you think you can teach
me some of that Spanish?
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- Si.
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- Si? What does that mean?
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- It means I'll show you.
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- You'll show me?
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- Si, yes.
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- Si, si, yes.
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- Si, yes, what is that mean?
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You know what, it
sounds so sexy.
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(speaking foreign language)
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It sound so, okay.
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- Uh, ooh, wow, ooh.
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- Make yourself comfortable.
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Mm.
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- Mm.
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(baby crying)
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- Get your tacos, hot tacos.
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Quesadilla, two for five.
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- I'd like one, please.
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- Hey, there you go.
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Good girl, yep.
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- Hey, I'm telling my
daddy you touched me.
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- What's up, all right.
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No, hold on, wait, hold on.
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I ain't touch you.
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- No, I'm telling my daddy.
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- Come on, man, oh, my God.
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- Julias.
- I didn't touch her.
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- What?
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- What is going on out here?
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- Man, little girl
threw the food down.
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- Julius, no touching
the customers' kids.
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- I didn't touch no kid.
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- Man, that's rule number 373
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in the employee handbook.
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- You got too many rules, man.
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- Man, that's grounds
for termination, man.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm a have to let you go.
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- What?
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I quit.
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- Right.
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Whatever helps you
sleep at night.
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Just take your
uniform by my office
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and I'll take the
dry cleaning fee
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outta your last check.
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- Whatever, man.
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- But, on second thought.
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- What, I'm not fired?
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- Oh, oh, no, you
definitely fired.
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It's just your last
check ain't enough
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to cover the dry cleaning fee,
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so you gonna end up owing me.
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Temper tantrums get you
nowhere, son (laughs).
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Temper tantrums get you nowhere.
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Samples.
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Get your free...
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Free samples here.
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- What?
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Yo, I refuse to work
for minimum wage.
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Try something else.
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You can't be serious.
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I have a college degree.
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My degree cost twice
as much as this.
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Why would I work
for minimum wage
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or commission only?
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- [Man] Shh.
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- It's not even a library.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Right there, that feels good.
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Yeah, keep going right there.
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Right there.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Ooh, mm.
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Mm-hmm.
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- See, aren't you glad
I brought you back
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to my spot so we could do this?
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- Shh.
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(speaking foreign language)
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Focus.
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Right there, don't
stop, right there.
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Yeah, right there, right there.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right,
yep there, yeah, right there.
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Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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Oh, mm-hmm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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(door squeaks)
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(door closes)
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Oh, yeah.
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Right that, that feels good.
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Oh, oh.
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Right there.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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- See aren't you glad I
brought you back to my-
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- I know damn well
you ain't in my house
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with one of then video
vaccination chicks.
267
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,038
- Your house?
268
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,330
- Dad.
269
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,142
- I thought you said this
was your house, Raquan.
270
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:06,958
- I mean-
271
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,169
(speaking foreign language)
272
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,462
What about the ankle?
273
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,503
- I'll manage.
274
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,524
- Hey, hold on, before
you go baby girl,
275
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,884
you ain't got no younger sister,
276
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,720
you know, older
sister, mom, auntie?
277
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,349
(speaking foreign language)
278
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,936
- Dad.
279
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,456
- What'd I tell you about
having people in this house
280
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,648
without my permission?
281
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,941
- Dad, I'm grown.
282
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,319
- Oh, you pay bills now?
283
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,361
- I mean...
284
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,572
- Exactly.
285
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,033
Just think, what
would your mom think?
286
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:43,328
- Dad, mom went to the
store when I was two.
287
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,621
- That has nothing to do
288
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,248
with what we're
talking about now, son.
289
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,625
- She never came back.
290
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,085
- Don't get smart with me, boy.
291
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,422
(phone ringing)
292
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,300
- Hello?
293
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,342
- Yo, what's good.
294
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:00,804
- Nothing.
295
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,930
Just got off of work.
296
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,556
- Oh, all right.
297
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,598
Yo, you tryna link?
298
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,976
- Yeah, that's cool.
299
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,019
Tryna meet at your spot.
300
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,563
- Uh, my spot's
getting renovated
301
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,316
so not really a good look.
302
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,651
- Aight.
303
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,737
Um, we'll meet at Quan's spot.
304
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,988
- All right, bet.
305
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,030
- Aight.
306
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,956
- I just feel like I keep
hearing myself tell you
307
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,541
this time and time again, son.
308
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,917
You gotta apply yourself.
309
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,919
You sittin' around
here runnin' around
310
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,255
with girls and aint' got no job.
311
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,673
You ain't doin' nothin'.
312
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,067
You ain't helpin'
me in this house,
313
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,510
I can, oh, no, I know.
- Hello?
314
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,928
- He is not answering the phone
315
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,138
when I'm talking to him.
316
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,348
See, that's what's wrong
with this generation.
317
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,976
- Hey, yo, meet us by
the green box in 15.
318
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,813
- Oh, you're calling
me for a job interview.
319
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,607
Okay, yeah.
320
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,027
I'm so excited.
321
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,029
I'll look for the
details in an email.
322
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,073
All right, I'll see you soon.
323
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,760
See, Dad, things are looking up.
324
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,744
I just called for
a job interview.
325
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,370
- See, I knew it, son.
326
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,747
- Yeah, yeah, so I'm a run
327
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,807
and get something to
wear for the interview.
328
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,583
- Hold up, you need anything?
329
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,084
You want me to pick
out your clothes
330
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,754
for you and stuff, 'cause you
know your daddy got sag, boy.
331
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,981
- That's how you say it, right?
332
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:17,922
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know you do,
333
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,132
but I know you're busy,
334
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,468
so I'm a just go and run
and get it by myself.
335
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,844
- You need some money?
336
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,637
- Yeah, I would definitely
appreciate that.
337
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,889
- Say no more. I got you, son.
338
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,558
- All right, all
right, I appreciate it.
339
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,559
I'll see you later, Pop.
340
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,227
- All right.
- All right.
341
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,148
- I'm proud of that damn boy.
342
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:40,070
- Yeah, man, your mom in
there buggin' your ass.
343
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,655
- Yo, you won't believe
the day I had, man.
344
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,491
- Shh, man, my little sister
345
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,451
always running her mouth, man.
346
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,285
- What's good, y'all?
347
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,536
- What's up, man?
348
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,996
- Absolutely nothing, bro.
349
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,624
- Tell me about it.
350
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,917
- Y'all guess what?
351
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,085
- [Together] What?
352
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,462
- Tell me why I almost
smashed Rochelle.
353
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,505
- Yo, what?
354
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,506
- Yeah.
355
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,674
- Rochelle, Rochelle?
356
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,342
- Yeah, I mean
Rochelle, Rochelle.
357
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,718
- Stop, playin'.
358
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,011
What happened?
359
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,390
- My daggone cock blockin'
dad ruined everything.
360
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,683
- Man.
361
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,018
I thought I was
havin' a bad day.
362
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,353
- Man, I got fired.
363
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,189
- What? You have a job?
364
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,402
- Yo, you told me you
were just getting off,
365
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,195
you mean like had a job.
366
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,780
- I mean, I did just get off.
367
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,073
I got off indefinitely.
368
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,077
- All right, man, but since
we keepin' it a hundred, yo,
369
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,371
I'm about to get evicted.
370
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,915
Yo, my utilities is off.
371
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,059
Ms. Beff said I got
a week to get out
372
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,877
and I don't even
know where I'm a go.
373
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,547
- Like, yo, this cannot
be life right now, man.
374
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,216
We went to college for what?
375
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,426
- I don't know.
376
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,721
- We been graduated,
what, five months now?
377
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:48,638
We can't even find a job
378
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,098
in what we went to school for.
379
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,059
Like we supposed to be
the cream of the crop,
380
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,895
like, how this even happened?
381
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,355
This can't be life right now?
382
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,441
- Somethin' gotta
change, though.
383
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,859
(phone ringing)
384
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,403
Hey, hold on, I gotta
take this real quick.
385
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,238
- Man.
386
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,284
- Hello?
387
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,452
- Hello, nephew.
388
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,620
- Hey, Unc.
389
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,416
- I was talking to your mom.
390
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,917
She said you were broke.
391
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,962
You wanna house sit for me
to make some extra money?
392
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,380
- She always
tellin' my business.
393
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,091
- That's my sister
you talkin' about.
394
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,386
But you're right, she's
always yappin' at the mouth.
395
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,265
But listen, do you wanna
make this money or not?
396
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,308
- Yeah.
397
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,029
- Yo, what was that about?
398
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,155
- Damn, you nosy.
399
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,282
Nah, that was my uncle, though.
400
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,118
- Oh, the rich one that
nobody knows what he does?
401
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,453
- [Julius] Yeah, that one.
402
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,139
Said he wanted me to do
some house sitting for him.
403
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,625
- Damn, people still
get people to house sit?
404
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,876
- Yeah.
405
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,419
- That's crazy.
406
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,461
- What's that?
407
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,091
- Yo, got a plan.
408
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,511
Y'all just gotta hear me out.
409
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,015
- Shit, I'm listenin'.
410
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,272
- Yo, man, where's Tyrone at?
411
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,565
- Man, I don't even know.
412
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,901
He should be here any
minute with the alcohol.
413
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,653
- What liquor
store did he go to?
414
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,321
- Liquor store?
415
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,132
Come on now, you know that
fool ain't got no money.
416
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,175
He ain't going to
no liquor store.
417
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,492
He done went to
his cousin house,
418
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,077
his mama house and
all they houses
419
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,203
to get leftover bottles.
420
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,247
- Bruh, you know his
mom not coming up
421
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,082
off of any of them
leftover bottles.
422
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,167
- Yeah, you right.
423
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,087
- All right, man,
what's this plan again?
424
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,422
- Really, bruh?
425
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,732
We are at the day
of the kickback
426
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,675
and you still got questions?
427
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,260
- Yeah.
428
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,345
- Aight then, the flyer
that we saw, right?
429
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,097
With the house on it?
- Yeah.
430
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,850
- It said for rent by
owner, no credit check,
431
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,768
deposit only, right?
432
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,228
- Right.
433
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,188
- Okay, so we gonna throw
this little kickback,
434
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,233
which just so happens
to be on Halloween.
435
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,401
- Halloween kickback.
436
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,861
I might like it.
437
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,279
- Of course you do, all right.
438
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,865
So we gonna throw the
little Halloween kickback,
439
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,700
charge people to get
in, take the money
440
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:17,871
and use that as a deposit to
put down on the house, right?
441
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,080
So we gonna get the house
442
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,391
and then we'll have
somewhere to stay
443
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,709
to lay our heads outside
of our parents' house
444
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,962
and then we'll just throw
kickbacks every weekend
445
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,422
to stay afloat.
446
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,133
- Aight.
447
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,801
Sounds solid.
448
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,053
- Yeah.
449
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,280
I mean all the stars
a aligning really.
450
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,848
'Cause I mean your uncle
got you house sitting
451
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,308
in his crib, he's
going out of town.
452
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,267
He's paying you for that
453
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,935
to get a little extra money
454
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,228
and then on top of that,
455
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,622
he ain't never gonna find
out about this kickback
456
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,486
and we gonna make this
money and get this crib.
457
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,109
I mean, what could
possibly go wrong?
458
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,404
- Really? You
asking me that now?
459
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,490
What can go wrong with
one of your plans?
460
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,159
- Come one now, bro,
don't do me like that.
461
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,201
- Yeah, aight, man.
462
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,915
Man, these groceries
and supplies should
be here any minute.
463
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:02,749
- All right, he
should have been here
464
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:03,667
like five minutes ago.
465
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,293
- Yeah, okay, no tip for him.
466
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:06,961
- Tip?
467
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,089
Who has money for a tip anyways?
468
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,130
- You right?
469
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,152
Oh, man, you never
finished telling me
470
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,178
what happened with Rochelle.
471
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,429
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
472
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,890
All right, so, bam, I'm
out in the morning doing
473
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,308
my little morning cardio,
474
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,102
getting my run on and
everything, right?
475
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,187
I see this little
bad thing, right?
476
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,313
She lookin' at me so hard,
477
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,440
she done slipped and
twisted her ankle.
478
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,025
So I go over there
to the rescue.
479
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,985
I'm like, "Hey, how you doing?"
480
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,405
Not even realizing
it was Rochelle.
481
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,032
I'm like, she like, "Hey, Quan,
482
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,450
I ain't seen you
in a long time."
483
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,286
I'm like, "Yeah, it's
been a minute, baby.
484
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,931
You know, let me take
care of that for you."
485
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,164
She like, "Yeah, yeah.
486
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,208
I heard you do massage
therapy and everything."
487
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,169
So then I'm like, "Let's
got to my crib, I got you."
488
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,921
So we go to my crib.
489
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,673
We get there,
things start getting
490
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,341
all hot and heavy and steamy
491
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,968
and all that, you
know what I'm saying?
492
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,010
And then...
493
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,888
- And then what?
494
00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,639
- I'll tell you later, bro.
495
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:00,765
- Come on, man.
496
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,118
Delivery guy cock
blocking like your dad.
497
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:06,855
- Yo, so I have an
order for Raquan.
498
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,734
- That's me.
- That's him.
499
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,236
- Okay, yeah, so I have some,
500
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,322
let's see, some
plates, some cups,
501
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,408
ooh, some silverware
and some streamers.
502
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,743
- Is the box
supposed to be open?
503
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,703
- Ooh, some chips.
504
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,371
Oh, I got some salsa, okay?
505
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,123
The makings for a great party,
506
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,374
that's what's up.
507
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,792
- Yeah, uh, I'll take that.
508
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,813
- Is this supposed to be-
- You're welcome.
509
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,839
- Is this supposed
to be open like this?
510
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:33,840
- Hey, yo, it don't matter.
511
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,026
At least we got the supplies.
512
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,760
- Why the cups and plates red,
513
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,927
it's supposed to be orange.
514
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,179
It's a Halloween party.
515
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,680
We can't have red
cups and plates.
516
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,033
- Well, you wanna
do something right,
517
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,683
you gotta do it.
(man clearing throat)
518
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,934
- You good man?
519
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,561
I thought allergy
season was over?
520
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,940
- Oh, did you want an
invite to the party?
521
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,858
- That's what it is.
522
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,127
He want an invite to the party.
523
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:53,735
- There it is, he
want the invite.
524
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,903
- Invite.
525
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,213
- You know what, you
non-tipping cheapskates.
526
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,423
Probably ain't got no car now.
527
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,632
Talkin' about if I wanna
come to your party.
528
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,784
I don't wanna come to
your party, please.
529
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,035
- Well, if you do wanna come
530
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,870
to the kickback, now
you gotta pay extra.
531
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,181
- Didn't he pull
up on a scooter?
532
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,373
- I know, I don't even know.
533
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,416
That's probably why
the box is open.
534
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,685
It probably opened
on the breezeway.
535
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,062
- Yeah, that's why you
gotta go to the store
536
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,212
and do it yourself.
537
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,421
- I know.
538
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,381
- Anyway, man, Tyrone
need to hurry up
539
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,215
with the alcohol, man.
540
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,466
- Yeah, he do.
541
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,677
I can't get over
these red plates.
542
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,386
You know what?
543
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,595
- We gonna make it work.
544
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,198
- Well, yeah, sure we
gonna make it work.
545
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,222
- Look, let's go ahead and
start setting up for it.
546
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,813
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
547
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,898
What's up there young bucks?
548
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,149
- Not much.
549
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,819
- Hey, look like a whole
lot of nothin' much.
550
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,529
Y'all look suspicious.
551
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,781
- We look suspicious
because we have a box?
552
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,243
- Y'all generation
so disrespectful.
553
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,577
Look here, man.
554
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,579
Charlie told me that his nephew
555
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:47,807
was gonna be house
sitting for him
556
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,832
while he was gone.
557
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,333
So I'm just lettin'
you know now.
558
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,335
Anything that happens
out the ordinary,
559
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,963
I may or may not be
callin' him depending
560
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:55,964
on my compensation.
561
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,590
- Compen, compensation?
562
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,676
Wait, wait, you blackmailing us?
563
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,720
- See, you get it.
564
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,929
Yeah, you smart.
565
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,848
Yeah, I knew it wasn't
a complete waste of time
566
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,267
for your mama to send
you off to college.
567
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,476
- Man, what?
568
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,079
- Yeah, that's what I
heard her telling Sally
569
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,230
at the grocery store.
570
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,817
- [Julius] See, she always
telling my business.
571
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,610
- Ah, you know what?
572
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:18,921
Now I know where
I know you from.
573
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,155
- Me.
574
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,448
- Yeah, yeah, you.
- Oh.
575
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,617
- I would really hate to tell
576
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:25,785
Uncle Charlie what happened
577
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,662
with you and Aunt
Betty behind his back.
578
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,832
- What you know?
579
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,459
- Just know that I know.
580
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,546
- Um, look here,
you two young men
581
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,214
have a nice day, aight?
582
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,632
- Yeah.
- Aight.
583
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,428
- [Quan] What you
know about Aunt Betty?
584
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,656
- I just assumed, you know
Aunt Betty goes for everybody.
585
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,806
- Man, really?
586
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:47,932
- What, it worked.
587
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,353
- [Julius] Whatever,
man, let's set up.
588
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,649
- Girl, your hair is real
pretty, who did this?
589
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,526
- Thanks, girl, you
know Slade did my joint.
590
00:21:58,568 --> 00:21:59,944
I had to put my locks back in,
591
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,988
but I did like the short cut,
592
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,281
but they like the locks now,
593
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,783
so I had to grow it on out.
594
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,825
- Yeah, I got you.
595
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,327
I mean, I might
dye mine's all red
596
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,495
for this party tonight.
597
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,954
- Party? What party?
598
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,457
- Quan didn't invite you?
599
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,768
- Quan didn't tell me
nothing about no party.
600
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,127
- Oh, you need to
call him right now,
601
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,171
'cause this party
'bout to be liggy.
602
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,131
- Mm-hmm, see I don't play that.
603
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,635
- [Phone] Speech dialing Raquan.
604
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,864
- Hey, you, I just
finished doing the play-
605
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,556
(phone ringing)
606
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:29,598
List.
607
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:35,855
Hello?
608
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,358
- Quan.
609
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,317
What's this about some party
610
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,069
that Keeta talkin' about?
611
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,195
- Party?
612
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,698
No, I don't know
nothing about no party.
613
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,032
- I know you not having no party
614
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,742
and didn't invite me.
615
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,415
- Nah, I don't know
what you talkin' about.
616
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,792
There's no party going on.
617
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,210
- Oh, really?
618
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:58,169
- Get his ass.
619
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,421
- I bet you I pull up,
620
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,381
I'll find out about a party.
621
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,632
- You know what happened?
622
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,551
My page got hacked,
yeah, my page got hacked.
623
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,386
A few people been telling me
624
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,613
they been getting some invites
625
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,556
on social media, but
there's no party.
626
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,724
It doesn't exist,
627
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,159
so anything that you
saw just, or heard,
628
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,935
just disregard that, all right.
629
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,479
- Mm, see you soon.
630
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,570
- Hey, you, that ratchet
chick Tiana hit me up.
631
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,089
Talkin' about the party,
there ain't no party.
632
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,198
I wish Rochelle would have come.
633
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,659
- Girl, I'm about to go.
634
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:30,326
Go?
635
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:31,578
- Back to the house.
636
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,412
I mean, ain't no point
in going to no party
637
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:33,288
if you not going.
638
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,789
- I know that's right.
639
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:39,794
- Thanks.
640
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:51,973
(phone ringing)
641
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,058
Hello?
642
00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,457
Yeah, I'm most definitely going
643
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,648
to this party tonight.
644
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:01,900
I mean, I just gotta check in
645
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,127
with my sugar daddy,
see if he's gonna
646
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,736
let me keep his car tonight.
647
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,785
All right, babe, that works.
648
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,496
Oh, yeah, lit all the way.
649
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:17,916
Have a good one.
650
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,587
(door closes)
651
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,925
(phone dinging)
652
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,599
- Dinner's on the stove, Brandy.
653
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,184
I'm about to go to work.
654
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,226
- Okay.
655
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:43,483
- I need to take, look after
your little sister, okay?
656
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:44,693
- I'm a watch her.
657
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,195
- Brandy.
658
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,673
Can I trust you to keep
an eye on your sister
659
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:49,989
while I'm at work?
660
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,032
- Can we trust you?
661
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:52,176
You the one let
somebody touch her
662
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,828
at the taco stand,
patting her on her head.
663
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:55,869
- Look, Brandy.
664
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,665
Your mom sent me those photos
665
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,709
of you twerking on social media.
666
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,462
- Okay, everybody twerk on
social media these days.
667
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,047
- Yeah, but I got colleagues
668
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,757
that's on social media
669
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,301
and they not gonna be
looking at my daughter, okay?
670
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,554
- Tell them don't watch.
671
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:16,182
- Listen, Brandy, you
heard what I said.
672
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:19,978
Number one, no boys
coming through my window.
673
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:23,023
Two, you're not to
leave this house.
674
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:27,569
Three, you are to watch
your sister, okay, Brandy.
675
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:28,987
- Okay, I'm a watch her.
676
00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:32,157
- Am I clear Brandy?
677
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,908
- Yeah, all right.
678
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,410
- Okay.
679
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,915
(phone dinging)
680
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,005
They still talkin'
'bout a party.
681
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,091
I bet you I pull up.
682
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:54,346
(club music)
683
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,811
- Yo, this is bad.
684
00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:03,521
- Early in the game, man,
685
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,522
it's early in the game.
686
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,899
- Not even 10, not even 10, bro.
687
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,609
- And it's still
a good turn out.
688
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:08,860
- Right, right.
689
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,570
- Well, you are a
genius for this, bro.
690
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,405
- How many people
we got in here?
691
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,406
- I know. What's going on?
692
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,366
How you doing?
693
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:15,742
- I'm great, how about yourself?
694
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:16,927
- We doing good, we doing good.
695
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:18,244
We be doing even better when
696
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,830
you pay us this money
to get in this party.
697
00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:21,748
- So you mean to tell me
698
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,625
I came in here looking this good
699
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,502
and you gonna make me pay?
700
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,463
- Yeah, sweetheart, that's
exactly what it means.
701
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,505
- Yeah.
702
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,548
- But I came before 10.
703
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,092
The club would never.
704
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,427
- I appreciate it,
we're not the club,
705
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,261
but we do have
drinks on the right
706
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,513
after you pay $20.
707
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,015
Thank you so much,
appreciate you.
708
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,727
- Bitch got to pay.
709
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:43,645
- Not that kind of party.
710
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:44,813
Let's keep the money coming.
711
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,022
- Yeah, we stackin' up.
712
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,440
- Okay, okay.
713
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,984
(club music)
714
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:21,641
♪ We don't need no sleep ♪
715
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,768
♪ Because the party don't stop ♪
716
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,395
♪ So put your hands on me ♪
717
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,397
♪ And turn me on, turn me up ♪
718
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:28,982
♪ We don't need no sleep ♪
719
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,984
♪ Because the party don't stop ♪
720
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,610
♪ So put your hand on me ♪
721
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:36,322
♪ And turn me on, turn me up ♪
722
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:53,340
♪ Open up, up, up,
don't be scared ♪
723
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:57,510
♪ Just open up, up,
up, don't be scared. ♪
724
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:58,863
- [Tyrone] Aight, we
doing aight, though.
725
00:27:58,887 --> 00:27:59,929
- We doing great.
726
00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:01,681
- Imagine us doing
it every weekend.
727
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:05,310
- I don't know if we
can do it every weekend.
728
00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:09,147
(club music)
729
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,410
- Wee, you lookin' good.
730
00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:23,620
- You can punish me.
731
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,038
- Yeah, hold up.
732
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,624
You just say my
girl lookin' good?
733
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,209
Boy, I'll kill you.
734
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,837
Nah, I'm just playin'
with y'all, man.
735
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:33,963
- Aight, aight, cool.
736
00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:35,715
- I'm just jokin', man.
737
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,635
Look, I got all three of us.
738
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,845
- Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
739
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,906
- Hey, drinks on the right.
740
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:43,223
Yeah.
- All right.
741
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:46,351
- People a little
uptight tonight, man.
742
00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:48,687
- Wassup, fool.
743
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,563
- Wassup?
- Wassup?
744
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:51,791
- What y'all got
runnin' in here?
745
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:54,317
- You know, a couple
ladies, a couple drinks.
746
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,403
- You tryna turn up?
747
00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,738
- What y'all charging?
748
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,198
- $20.
749
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,240
- $20?
750
00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,170
- Yeah, you see that in there.
751
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:18,341
- Come on, bro, $20 ain't
that bad, you got it.
752
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,926
- You right, I do.
753
00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,970
- Appreciate you good sir.
754
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,471
- My man, have fun.
755
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:33,106
- This sure look
like a party to me.
756
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,316
It's to nice to be a trap house.
757
00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:36,818
- I just need a drink.
758
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,361
- Hey, you want your?
759
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:39,195
- Keep the change.
760
00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:40,297
- All right, so how much got.
761
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:41,448
- Count that up.
762
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:42,925
- We gotta have at
least a thousand, man.
763
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,593
I swear, we had 50
people already coming in,
764
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,327
that's 50 times
20 is a thousand.
765
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,329
We got a stack.
- Yeah.
766
00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:49,789
- Right.
- Yeah, yeah.
767
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:50,975
- Hey, if we keep this up, man,
768
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:52,500
we got at least
two months of rent.
769
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:53,460
- Right.
770
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:54,794
- Man, listen.
771
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,171
- We can just chill from now.
772
00:29:57,547 --> 00:30:00,175
(club music)
773
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,813
- Everybody needs a
drink and chill out.
774
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:14,606
- Everybody, though.
775
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,857
- I was gonna...
776
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,609
- I mean, you weren't,
but okay, I get it.
777
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,819
Um, nah, I was
gonna be back there,
778
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,113
but you know what I'm saying.
779
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:24,657
We need a few more
over there because-
780
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:25,825
- They gonna come.
781
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,094
- 'Cause, you know,
the more women
782
00:30:27,118 --> 00:30:27,994
the more guys come and
the more women come.
783
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,496
- Yeah, it's money, it's money.
784
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:30,705
Easy money.
785
00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:31,706
- And I don't know about y'all-
786
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:33,875
- We could have a twerk contest.
787
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,835
- That's not a bad idea.
788
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,212
- Damn.
789
00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,253
Damn.
790
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,548
- You could host it.
791
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,220
- I'm 'bout to call Keeta.
792
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:51,017
(phone dinging)
793
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:07,574
Voicemail.
794
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:12,997
- Yo, we gotta get
this new house, y'all.
795
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,225
- It's only been the first hour.
796
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,876
Yo, but y'all gonna
help me with old boy.
797
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,020
- Old boy's about to
beat that ass, man.
798
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,063
- He was like six eight, nah.
799
00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:21,131
- But I'm not, 301.
800
00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:23,091
- Someone gotta live-
801
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:24,300
- Look, shorty went back.
802
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:26,469
I'm ready to just head
off with shorty, though.
803
00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,555
- She is bad, though, she bad.
804
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:31,182
(club music)
805
00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:45,864
- I thought you wasn't comin'?
806
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,240
- Girl.
807
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:49,409
- I thought you wasn't
comin' to the party.
808
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:50,410
You lied.
809
00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:51,453
- I mean.
810
00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:52,370
- Why you lied to me?
811
00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,081
(glass breaks)
812
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:57,292
- Wow, their vase was dirty.
813
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,422
- Oh, what the hell.
814
00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:03,465
- Aunt Betty.
815
00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:06,092
What y'all do with
Aunt Betty, man?
816
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:09,095
- Yo, Aunt Betty was
cremated in that vase, bruh.
817
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:12,432
And the vase, that's Aunt
Betty, well, was, I guess.
818
00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:15,226
- Yo, that's the one that
cheated on his uncle?
819
00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:17,437
- Yeah, but that mean you
still gotta respect the dead,
820
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,606
you know what I mean?
821
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:20,940
Yeah, he, tweakin'.
822
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,485
But, uh, so, yeah,
what time is it?
823
00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:24,652
It's not even 11, yo.
824
00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:25,921
There's gotta be some
more girls comin'.
825
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:26,780
- Yeah, they comin'.
826
00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:28,239
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
827
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,451
(club music)
828
00:33:05,193 --> 00:33:07,237
- [TV Personality]
Thank you for joining us
829
00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:09,364
on this Halloween night.
830
00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:12,534
It is so scary, so scary.
831
00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,419
- I wonder what they
got going on over there?
832
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,670
- I don't now.
833
00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:26,715
- So you just gonna sit there?
834
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,258
- Yep, what you want me to do?
835
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,884
- I want you to get
up and go over there
836
00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:32,095
and tell them keep
that noise down.
837
00:33:32,137 --> 00:33:34,014
People are trying to sleep.
838
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,348
- So we not asleep, so what's
839
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,017
the purpose of me
going over there
840
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:39,519
if we ain't trying to sleep?
841
00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:41,187
- We ain't asleep
'cause they making
842
00:33:41,229 --> 00:33:44,232
too much noise, did you
ever think about that?
843
00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:45,418
- See, you're focused
on the wrong thing.
844
00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:46,544
What they got going
on over there-
845
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:47,402
- Won't you just get up
846
00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:48,278
and go over there and tell them
847
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,321
to keep the noise down.
848
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:52,490
- If it'll get you to shut up.
849
00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:55,052
You keep looking
out that window,
850
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:58,830
a pigeon gonna doody
in your eye, come on.
851
00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:01,374
(club music)
852
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,675
- Aunt Betty, I'm so sorry.
853
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:16,555
- Hey, are you okay?
854
00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,225
- Yeah, I'm fine.
855
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,518
It's my Aunt Betty.
856
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,560
She's gone.
857
00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:24,064
- Oh, poor thing.
858
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,398
Why you over here in the corner?
859
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,566
Aren't you one of the hosts?
860
00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:28,610
- Yeah, it just happened.
861
00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,948
They broke her.
Okay, they broke her.
862
00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:36,659
Now she got glass
all inside of her.
863
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:44,459
- I think you've have
too much punch, okay.
864
00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:48,380
- Betty, I'm so sorry.
865
00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:52,425
- Like I was sayin',
cat in the hat,
866
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:55,011
cat in the bag, but if
you let me hit that cat,
867
00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:56,262
that's a cat I'll smack.
868
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:59,140
- Ooh, you mad
talented, for real.
869
00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:00,558
You should be signed.
870
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,435
- Yeah, that's
what I tell people.
871
00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:03,103
- Word.
872
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,396
- Girl, what?
873
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,439
How many of them damn
brownies did you eat?
874
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:07,357
- No, no.
875
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:08,584
- I be listening
to the same guy.
876
00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:09,442
- Chill.
877
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,444
Listening is a state of mind.
878
00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,405
You know, you gotta be free.
879
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:14,364
What's up?
880
00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:15,198
- Right.
881
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,157
- Oh, you said brownies?
882
00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:17,575
Oh, shit, you got brownies.
883
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:20,120
All right, listen,
got me a brownie,
884
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:23,415
caramel and I got me a brownie.
885
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:26,501
That'll be on the next thing.
886
00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:27,335
- Okay.
- Yeah.
887
00:35:27,377 --> 00:35:28,003
- No.
888
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,337
- That's fire.
889
00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,382
You want one?
890
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,218
- Keep Betty alive.
891
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,344
- Yeah, that's all right.
892
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:37,822
- Yo, we still got
like two more hours.
893
00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:38,948
- You see it turn up in there?
894
00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:39,723
- Ooh, hi, neighbors.
895
00:35:39,764 --> 00:35:40,807
- Oh, wassup?
896
00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:41,808
- What's going on?
897
00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:42,910
What y'all going on up in here?
898
00:35:42,934 --> 00:35:44,978
- Oh, nothing.
899
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,146
Game night.
900
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,647
- Game night, okay,
so you dressed
901
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:49,482
like a black cock Dracula
902
00:35:49,524 --> 00:35:51,609
and you just a
bootleg soccer player.
903
00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:53,153
And plus that fine
thick Miss Butt
904
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,779
just walked past me.
905
00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:03,371
- Oh, that.
- Yeah.
906
00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:07,167
- I mean, if you wanna
kind of stay and see,
907
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,918
you can pay $20.
908
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,836
- No, I would pay,
909
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:11,838
but I could also call the police
910
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,524
and let them know y'all
having a little gathering
911
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:15,050
and so disturbing the peace.
912
00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:17,052
- Hold up right quick.
913
00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:18,511
- [Together] Deal.
914
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,642
- He saw it coming.
915
00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:26,287
With his glasses, he
sees everything, man.
916
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:29,314
But, look, we still
got like $1,200.
917
00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:33,443
(club music)
918
00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:55,548
- Man, cheer up.
919
00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:57,217
- Come on, man,
pick your head up.
920
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,219
Dude, this is the biggest
kickback of the year.
921
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,428
You're over here mopin'.
922
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:01,596
- Man, how I'm gonna explain
923
00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:04,140
what happened to Aunt
Betty to my uncle?
924
00:37:04,182 --> 00:37:07,894
- Okay, look, go by the
dollar store tomorrow,
925
00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:09,646
get a new vase and get some dirt
926
00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:11,288
on the way back and
we'll put it in there
927
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:12,917
and your uncle will never
know the difference.
928
00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,442
- Are you serious right now?
929
00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:16,403
- Yeah, you can
use a vacuum pouch.
930
00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:18,488
But, yo, seriously,
didn't she do
931
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:20,657
your uncle dirty, so
it's kind of like karma.
932
00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,575
- Yeah, I'm not even
hearing y'all right now.
933
00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:26,204
Matter of fact, who's
watching the door?
934
00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:27,747
- Ah, the doorknob.
935
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:28,498
- You can't be serious.
936
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:30,917
Y'all had one job, man.
937
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,085
- I'll be right there, man.
938
00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,712
I gotta handle this right quick.
939
00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,964
- [Julius] I know you
can't count money, anyway.
940
00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:41,678
(club music)
941
00:37:44,347 --> 00:37:45,598
(girl vomits)
942
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,102
- Oh, are you serious right now?
943
00:37:49,144 --> 00:37:50,353
Yo.
944
00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:52,480
Are you, are you
serious right now?
945
00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:53,982
- Sorry, I'm drunk.
946
00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:56,609
I feel so bad.
947
00:37:57,902 --> 00:38:02,615
- Just wanna make sure
that didn't get on me.
948
00:38:02,657 --> 00:38:03,657
- Yo.
949
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:20,633
(Quan grunting)
950
00:38:28,683 --> 00:38:30,852
(TV blaring)
951
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:36,649
- What is taking him so long?
952
00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:38,693
He don't never
leave me this long.
953
00:38:41,571 --> 00:38:45,033
I know they done done
something to him.
954
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,534
Let me call 911.
955
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,247
911?
956
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:56,002
Yes, I would like to
report a missing person.
957
00:38:56,044 --> 00:38:57,044
My husband.
958
00:38:58,213 --> 00:38:59,607
Yes, my neighbors
are out of control
959
00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:01,633
and I think they
done kidnapped him.
960
00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:03,051
Please hurry up and get here.
961
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,849
- Oh, I cannot believe
this chick threw up on me.
962
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:16,648
- Everybody just
having a good old time.
963
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:24,989
I can't believe y'all did that
964
00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:26,031
to my Aunt Betty, man.
965
00:39:27,534 --> 00:39:29,911
How am I gonna
explain this to Unc?
966
00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:30,953
- Betties.
967
00:39:31,788 --> 00:39:34,541
So that's what was
in the brownies.
968
00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:36,835
- What you know about
my Aunt Betty, man.
969
00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:38,420
You smokin' her too?
970
00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:41,964
- Whoo!
971
00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:56,021
- Hey.
972
00:39:56,062 --> 00:39:57,731
You all right?
973
00:39:57,772 --> 00:39:59,649
Kind of noticed you
over here, you know.
974
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,693
Whimpering like a little girl.
975
00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,112
I just came to check on you.
976
00:40:04,154 --> 00:40:05,572
- I wasn't whimpering.
977
00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:07,449
I'm good, I'm straight.
978
00:40:07,490 --> 00:40:10,285
- Oh, yeah.
979
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:14,164
Is that why your lip
is quivering like that?
980
00:40:14,205 --> 00:40:15,081
- It's chilly in here.
981
00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,958
You ain't cold? I'm cold.
982
00:40:17,959 --> 00:40:19,794
- It's about Aunt
Betty, ain't it?
983
00:40:21,629 --> 00:40:23,089
- How did you know?
984
00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:25,258
- Ears to the streets, bro.
985
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,719
- Ears to the, who are you?
986
00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:29,596
Hold up, how did you
even get in here?
987
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:31,848
Are you somebody's
guest or something?
988
00:40:31,890 --> 00:40:33,266
- No.
989
00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:34,976
- Undercover cop?
990
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,227
- No, fool.
991
00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:37,562
- Are you lost?
992
00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:39,689
- Dude, I live
across the street.
993
00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:41,191
I come over here all the time.
994
00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,150
I just wanted to stop by
995
00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:43,777
'cause the party looked poppin'.
996
00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:46,571
See if I can get a couple
drinks or two, you know.
997
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:47,613
Is that a crime?
998
00:40:48,406 --> 00:40:49,532
- No.
999
00:40:49,574 --> 00:40:51,034
- All right then.
1000
00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:52,619
What you got anyway?
1001
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:55,038
- Just some OJ and Cognac.
1002
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,126
You wanna dance?
1003
00:41:00,168 --> 00:41:01,168
- With who?
1004
00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:03,337
- With me.
1005
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:06,800
- I don't think so.
1006
00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:09,427
You know, I, um, the thing is,
1007
00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:13,390
I kind of don't date
guys who wear skirts.
1008
00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:16,643
You know, you kind of
look a little jobless.
1009
00:41:16,685 --> 00:41:17,828
- First of all,
this is not a skirt.
1010
00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:19,688
It's an African kilt, okay.
1011
00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:22,732
And how you know I
don't have a job?
1012
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:24,001
Seriously, how do you
know these things?
1013
00:41:24,025 --> 00:41:27,570
Ears to the streets,
bro, like I told you.
1014
00:41:27,612 --> 00:41:29,531
Besides, you don't
wanna dance anyway.
1015
00:41:29,572 --> 00:41:30,990
Arthur wouldn't allow it.
1016
00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:32,951
- Arthur.
1017
00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:33,993
- Yeah.
1018
00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:35,829
- Jealous boyfriend
Arthur, right?
1019
00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:39,040
- Arthur, yeah, like arthritis.
1020
00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:40,082
Got bad knees, bro.
1021
00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:43,003
You hear that pop,
there it goes.
1022
00:41:43,044 --> 00:41:44,337
- Yeah.
1023
00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:45,523
You probably should
get that looked at.
1024
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:46,965
- Yeah, I'm a go
do that now, um,
1025
00:41:47,007 --> 00:41:51,594
I'll take that and you don't
worry about Aunt Betty, okay.
1026
00:41:51,636 --> 00:41:52,636
She's fine.
1027
00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:54,740
- She's in a better
place, right?
1028
00:41:54,764 --> 00:41:56,057
- [Girl] Absolutely.
1029
00:41:56,099 --> 00:41:56,850
The vacuum cleaner.
1030
00:41:56,891 --> 00:41:58,935
- What?
- Ha, nothing.
1031
00:42:01,604 --> 00:42:03,356
- I can't stand
these people, man.
1032
00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:04,398
So retarded.
1033
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:07,610
I'm a get another drink
before Unc come home
1034
00:42:07,652 --> 00:42:08,778
and kill me.
1035
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:17,203
- We live, this party is
slick, comin' through.
1036
00:42:17,245 --> 00:42:18,663
It's worth the money.
1037
00:42:19,748 --> 00:42:20,707
- Yo, what is you doing?
1038
00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:23,001
Yo, this bathroom is occupied.
1039
00:42:23,752 --> 00:42:25,045
- Looks like I lost service.
1040
00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:27,023
- Lost service, yo, you
got me naked on your live.
1041
00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:29,466
You need to find service
so you can delete that.
1042
00:42:29,507 --> 00:42:30,651
- I just said I lost service.
1043
00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:32,635
Were you not listening?
1044
00:42:32,677 --> 00:42:33,970
How am I supposed
to take it down
1045
00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:34,888
with no service.
1046
00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:37,599
- Well, you need
to find service.
1047
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,517
- You are so ungrateful.
1048
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:40,745
I was trying to help y'all out
1049
00:42:40,769 --> 00:42:42,562
to bring y'all some
customers to come out.
1050
00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:43,855
How rude.
1051
00:42:44,939 --> 00:42:47,275
- What is you even
talkin' about right now?
1052
00:42:48,610 --> 00:42:50,945
(club music)
1053
00:42:58,244 --> 00:43:01,081
(camera clicks)
1054
00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:05,710
- [Man] Oh, playa,
you gonna have
1055
00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:06,878
to get your own room
1056
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,755
'cause this one
right here occupied.
1057
00:43:09,839 --> 00:43:11,341
Unless you get down like that.
1058
00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:15,929
(hand slapping)
1059
00:43:15,970 --> 00:43:20,433
- Um, I'm just here to
get my clothes real quick.
1060
00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:21,643
- And why you slapped me
1061
00:43:21,685 --> 00:43:24,229
'cause it was just a question.
1062
00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:25,939
- You know why I slapped you.
1063
00:43:27,816 --> 00:43:28,942
- Y'all carry on.
1064
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,010
- Did you change?
1065
00:43:56,469 --> 00:43:57,679
- Did you change?
1066
00:43:57,721 --> 00:43:59,556
- I mean, yeah,
somebody threw up on me
1067
00:43:59,597 --> 00:44:00,807
so I had to change.
1068
00:44:00,849 --> 00:44:04,102
- Yes, yes, someone
threw up all over me,
1069
00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:09,941
it was like a, just like a
run by vomiting, just oh, ah,
1070
00:44:09,983 --> 00:44:12,694
all over me, I was
covered, you know.
1071
00:44:12,736 --> 00:44:14,529
Had to, you were lucky, though,
1072
00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:18,033
I had this spare
costume in my car, so.
1073
00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:22,537
- Okay.
1074
00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:23,830
- Yep.
1075
00:44:23,872 --> 00:44:25,999
Good party, though.
1076
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,041
- Thanks.
1077
00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,047
- God, that was a close one.
- Yeah.
1078
00:44:32,088 --> 00:44:33,548
- I told you you
should just let me
1079
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:34,900
go back to my house
so I could have got
1080
00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:35,842
my purse and paid for you.
1081
00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:37,719
- Okay, look, does a purse go
1082
00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:41,139
with a rainbow shellfish
mermaid princess?
1083
00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:42,098
- Uh.
1084
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,224
- It doesn't.
1085
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:44,618
- You're not wrong,
you're not wrong.
1086
00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:46,037
- By the way, have
you tried the punch?
1087
00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:49,105
- I have not, but I want
to, I heard it's good.
1088
00:44:49,147 --> 00:44:51,983
(guest chattering)
1089
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,131
- Yo, you good?
1090
00:45:15,173 --> 00:45:16,925
- Bro, I can't believe
she threw up on me.
1091
00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:17,967
- That's crazy.
- Wow.
1092
00:45:18,009 --> 00:45:20,595
- Yo, man, so check out.
1093
00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:23,014
We got, it's not two stacks.
1094
00:45:23,056 --> 00:45:24,492
I don't know what
Julius is talking about,
1095
00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:25,475
it's aight, though.
1096
00:45:25,517 --> 00:45:26,726
I think we still doing good.
1097
00:45:26,768 --> 00:45:29,062
I think we right
around like 1,500.
1098
00:45:29,104 --> 00:45:29,979
- 1,500.
1099
00:45:30,021 --> 00:45:30,980
That's more than
we started with.
1100
00:45:31,022 --> 00:45:32,982
- Yeah, yeah.
- Exactly.
1101
00:45:33,024 --> 00:45:36,069
(girl speaking indistinctly)
1102
00:45:36,111 --> 00:45:37,946
- Yeah, but it was worth it.
1103
00:45:37,987 --> 00:45:41,324
- Uh, I couldn't
help but overhear.
1104
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:42,826
I know y'all didn't think
1105
00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:43,743
ya'll was gonna get away
1106
00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:45,036
with just paying one time
1107
00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:47,288
just to get into this
party 'cause y'all twins.
1108
00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:50,333
- It worked, didn't it?
1109
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:51,501
- Eavesdroppers.
1110
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:52,961
- I know.
1111
00:45:53,003 --> 00:45:54,921
Besides, did you even
pay to get in here?
1112
00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,966
- Look, that besides
the point, okay.
1113
00:45:58,008 --> 00:45:59,884
Man, I'm a tell you,
y'all's generation
1114
00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:01,469
is so disrespectful.
1115
00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:02,679
Look, y'all don't worry
1116
00:46:02,721 --> 00:46:03,948
about grown folk
business, all right.
1117
00:46:03,972 --> 00:46:05,265
You just worry about nursing
1118
00:46:05,306 --> 00:46:07,934
that little red cup
cocktail you got, all right?
1119
00:46:07,976 --> 00:46:08,977
I'm watching y'all.
1120
00:46:11,354 --> 00:46:12,313
- Yeah.
1121
00:46:12,355 --> 00:46:13,523
Red cup.
1122
00:46:13,565 --> 00:46:14,941
This is red, yeah,
we're the ones
1123
00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:17,152
who need to be watching
ourselves, okay.
1124
00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:21,990
- Sabrina, Tina.
1125
00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:23,366
- [Together] Hi, Kevin.
1126
00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:24,701
- Before you say anything,
1127
00:46:24,743 --> 00:46:26,012
I gotta understand
your costumes.
1128
00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:28,371
Are you like a liberated
Statue of Liberty.
1129
00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:29,456
Don't answer that.
1130
00:46:29,497 --> 00:46:32,000
And are you the
scarecrow or a cowgirl?
1131
00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,793
- Okay, okay, okay.
1132
00:46:33,835 --> 00:46:37,797
So, what we are is
like she's a mermaid,
1133
00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:40,133
came upon land for
the first time,
1134
00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:41,843
and I'm the first thing she saw
1135
00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:43,636
so like instant friendship.
1136
00:46:43,678 --> 00:46:48,224
- But I was a rainbow,
cuddle, mermaid.
1137
00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:49,059
- Fish, cold fish.
1138
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,352
- Yep.
1139
00:46:50,393 --> 00:46:53,396
- And I, and then scarecrow
cowgirl best friends.
1140
00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:54,564
- Dynamic.
1141
00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:56,083
- It's a whole new
thing, like, you like,
1142
00:46:56,107 --> 00:46:59,486
"Wizard of Oz" meets
"Little Mermaid."
1143
00:46:59,527 --> 00:47:00,629
- You all are terrific liars,
1144
00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:02,655
but that's an amazing
hybrid anyway.
1145
00:47:02,697 --> 00:47:03,697
- Okay.
1146
00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:06,451
- I got you, come on.
1147
00:47:09,746 --> 00:47:10,955
(glass breaks)
1148
00:47:10,997 --> 00:47:14,376
- [Man] Come on,
baby, where you going?
1149
00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,586
- Oh, God, oh, my God.
1150
00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:18,004
Let me see, let me see.
1151
00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:19,315
- [Keeta] I can't believe
you called me a ho.
1152
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:21,259
- I thought you liked when
I talked dirty to you.
1153
00:47:21,299 --> 00:47:22,384
- Oh.
1154
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:24,344
- [Keeta] Hooya, hooya!
1155
00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:26,096
- Oh.
1156
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:28,556
(furniture crashing)
1157
00:47:28,598 --> 00:47:29,641
- Someone's fighting.
1158
00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:30,600
It's a fight.
1159
00:47:30,642 --> 00:47:31,393
- Oh, should we place bets?
1160
00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:32,435
- Yep.
1161
00:47:32,477 --> 00:47:33,687
I got five on it.
1162
00:47:33,728 --> 00:47:35,063
- Oh, I got 10.
1163
00:47:36,147 --> 00:47:37,857
- [Twin] Actually, I
don't have any money,
1164
00:47:37,899 --> 00:47:39,567
didn't pay to get in.
1165
00:47:42,153 --> 00:47:43,697
- They tweakin' over there.
1166
00:47:43,738 --> 00:47:46,074
Aw, man, yo, all right.
1167
00:47:46,116 --> 00:47:47,742
- Who's gonna clean that up?
1168
00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:49,119
- Uh, Julius, because obviously
1169
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,329
he can't count, so he
might as well clean.
1170
00:47:51,371 --> 00:47:54,249
(glass breaking)
1171
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:56,793
- $20 my man.
1172
00:47:56,835 --> 00:47:57,895
Yo, you ain't even
go at costume on.
1173
00:47:57,919 --> 00:47:59,546
You gotta Sauce Way shirt.
1174
00:47:59,587 --> 00:48:01,381
- What, you neither.
1175
00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:02,173
- What?
1176
00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:03,299
You the host of this party?
1177
00:48:03,341 --> 00:48:04,384
I didn't think so.
1178
00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:05,927
He's comin' on to party.
1179
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:07,721
You better come and check me.
1180
00:48:07,762 --> 00:48:08,762
- I know.
1181
00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:10,848
- $20?
1182
00:48:12,976 --> 00:48:14,060
- My tooth.
1183
00:48:14,102 --> 00:48:15,895
- Oh, my God, let me see.
1184
00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:17,272
Oh, my God.
1185
00:48:18,231 --> 00:48:20,066
Did the brownies do that?
1186
00:48:20,942 --> 00:48:22,694
- Yo, shorty, bleeding.
1187
00:48:24,112 --> 00:48:26,406
- Yo, are you serious
right now, bro?
1188
00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:27,782
Are you serious?
1189
00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:29,409
Yo, this is a Halloween party.
1190
00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,119
You gonna see blood.
1191
00:48:31,161 --> 00:48:32,579
- That's gonna be extra, dawg.
1192
00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,164
- Yeah, extra.
1193
00:48:34,205 --> 00:48:36,624
No, that's plenty for you.
1194
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:37,584
Yeah, come off of that.
1195
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,252
- Yeah, yeah, it's dry cleaning.
1196
00:48:39,294 --> 00:48:40,337
Yo.
1197
00:48:40,378 --> 00:48:42,047
All right, listen,
I'll go get Julius
1198
00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:43,006
to clean it up
1199
00:48:43,048 --> 00:48:44,108
since he clearly can't count.
1200
00:48:44,132 --> 00:48:45,091
Go ahead man, I got you.
1201
00:48:45,133 --> 00:48:46,343
Get yourself cleaned up.
1202
00:48:46,384 --> 00:48:48,219
We got more chicks
coming, hurry up, man.
1203
00:48:48,261 --> 00:48:49,471
- Oh.
1204
00:48:49,512 --> 00:48:50,472
- Yeah, you good, man.
1205
00:48:50,513 --> 00:48:51,639
Yo! Julius!
1206
00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:56,102
(guest chattering)
1207
00:48:59,647 --> 00:49:03,109
- I meant to ask what
you were dressed as.
1208
00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,569
What's your costume?
1209
00:49:04,611 --> 00:49:08,281
- I'm a no pant-kneed civilian.
1210
00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:11,451
- So, this is like assless
chaps, but kneeless?
1211
00:49:11,493 --> 00:49:12,243
Kneeless chaps?
1212
00:49:12,285 --> 00:49:14,120
- Kneeless, kneeless chaps?
1213
00:49:14,162 --> 00:49:16,206
- I think Prince
woulda did that, too.
1214
00:49:16,247 --> 00:49:17,707
- [Twin] Oh, yeah,
that's a look.
1215
00:49:17,749 --> 00:49:19,209
You could market that.
1216
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,168
- Oh, we could totally
market that, right?
1217
00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,295
- You should patent that.
1218
00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:24,297
- [Man] Especially
if I use Jergens
1219
00:49:24,339 --> 00:49:26,299
and then I could
like cross market
1220
00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:29,511
with the Jergens
lotion, what you think?
1221
00:49:29,552 --> 00:49:31,054
- You can have like-
1222
00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:33,223
- Put the lotion on the knee.
1223
00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:37,268
I think it could
be a new ringer,
1224
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:38,812
you know, kind of
like, I don't know.
1225
00:49:38,853 --> 00:49:40,063
- They go hand in hand.
1226
00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:40,980
- [Man] This is why
y'all are my friends.
1227
00:49:41,022 --> 00:49:42,982
We come up with great ideas.
1228
00:49:43,024 --> 00:49:45,694
- Okay, but I want
10% of the profits.
1229
00:49:46,945 --> 00:49:48,488
- [Man] Okay, I'm
willing to do that
1230
00:49:48,530 --> 00:49:49,489
if you take nine.
1231
00:49:49,531 --> 00:49:50,949
I like odd numbers.
1232
00:49:50,990 --> 00:49:52,492
- But 4.5, 4.5.
1233
00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:53,928
- How are we supposed
to split that?
1234
00:49:53,952 --> 00:49:56,830
- [Man] That's why it's
bad working with twins.
1235
00:49:56,871 --> 00:49:58,123
I gotta do stuff twins.
1236
00:49:58,164 --> 00:49:59,225
I'm glad y'all ain't
a singing group.
1237
00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:02,043
- 20%, 10, 10, easy math.
1238
00:50:02,919 --> 00:50:06,089
(guests chattering)
1239
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:23,023
(siren blaring)
1240
00:50:23,064 --> 00:50:26,067
- [Man On Radio]
I'm at 14th York.
1241
00:50:27,235 --> 00:50:29,195
(doorbell ringing)
1242
00:50:29,237 --> 00:50:30,237
361.
1243
00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:35,243
- 'Bout time y'all get here.
1244
00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:37,704
- Ma'am, calm down.
1245
00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:38,830
Tell us what's going on.
1246
00:50:40,081 --> 00:50:41,350
- My husband left
and went over there
1247
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:44,169
with all those cars
and all that commotion.
1248
00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:46,880
I know then thugs
did something to him.
1249
00:50:46,921 --> 00:50:48,149
- How long he's
been gone, ma'am?
1250
00:50:48,173 --> 00:50:50,967
- I don't know, I guess
about an hour or so.
1251
00:50:51,009 --> 00:50:53,386
- Well, look, just
let us check it out.
1252
00:50:53,428 --> 00:50:55,513
Tell us what your
husband name is.
1253
00:50:55,555 --> 00:50:56,848
- Seymour Assinme.
1254
00:50:59,642 --> 00:51:02,562
- See more ass in me?
1255
00:51:02,604 --> 00:51:04,230
(both laughing)
1256
00:51:04,272 --> 00:51:05,648
- What y'all think's so funny.
1257
00:51:06,941 --> 00:51:08,526
- Nothing, ma'am.
1258
00:51:08,568 --> 00:51:09,986
What is your name?
1259
00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:11,255
- Look, I don't have
to tell you my name,
1260
00:51:11,279 --> 00:51:13,782
'cause I already done
told you my husband name.
1261
00:51:13,823 --> 00:51:15,658
Mrs. Assinme.
1262
00:51:17,494 --> 00:51:19,245
- We're gonna check
it out, ma'am.
1263
00:51:19,287 --> 00:51:20,246
- Well, go ahead,
go on over there
1264
00:51:20,288 --> 00:51:21,623
and make yourself useful.
1265
00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:24,417
- Okay, have a nice night.
1266
00:51:25,543 --> 00:51:26,543
- Assinme?
1267
00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:30,632
(guest chattering)
1268
00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:39,641
- What we looking at?
1269
00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:41,768
Won't you go shoot the shot?
1270
00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,061
- Say again?
1271
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:46,272
- Bro, your eyes, she
can't read your eyes.
1272
00:51:46,314 --> 00:51:49,442
Go shoot your shot
and see what's up.
1273
00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:50,068
- Her?
1274
00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,444
Her over there?
1275
00:51:54,739 --> 00:51:57,409
- Quick, yeah, her over there.
1276
00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:59,619
- I'm just doing a little
bit of window shopping.
1277
00:51:59,661 --> 00:52:01,579
- Oh, is that what that
is, window shopping?
1278
00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:02,664
- Yeah.
1279
00:52:02,706 --> 00:52:04,457
- You know brothers
that window shop
1280
00:52:04,499 --> 00:52:06,501
can't afford the
merch, I get it.
1281
00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:07,752
It's all good.
1282
00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:09,629
- Sit up here and try
to play me like that.
1283
00:52:09,671 --> 00:52:10,505
- I'm just sayin'.
1284
00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:12,298
- Not only can I buy the merch,
1285
00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:14,467
I could buy the whole
store if I wanted to.
1286
00:52:14,509 --> 00:52:15,343
- Oh, really?
1287
00:52:15,385 --> 00:52:16,052
- Yeah.
1288
00:52:16,094 --> 00:52:16,970
- Won't you go prove it.
1289
00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,805
Yeah, show me what you got.
1290
00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:19,806
- You know what, I think I will.
1291
00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:20,890
- Mm-hmm, go.
1292
00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:25,979
- Oh, you mean now,
like right now.
1293
00:52:26,021 --> 00:52:27,647
- Oh, yeah, mm-hmm.
1294
00:52:27,689 --> 00:52:29,357
Before winter time.
1295
00:52:29,399 --> 00:52:31,651
If that's okay with you.
1296
00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:33,361
- Know what? Aight.
1297
00:52:36,698 --> 00:52:38,033
- Clown.
1298
00:52:38,074 --> 00:52:40,660
(club music)
1299
00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:59,846
- So, uh, you over here
dancing by yourself, huh?
1300
00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:03,350
- Oh, it's you.
1301
00:53:03,391 --> 00:53:05,643
- So, uh, I know it's crazy
1302
00:53:05,685 --> 00:53:07,354
what happened in the
room earlier, but,
1303
00:53:07,395 --> 00:53:09,564
I couldn't help but notice
1304
00:53:09,606 --> 00:53:12,400
the way that you was
looking at me and, uh,
1305
00:53:13,443 --> 00:53:15,362
I was just wondering if I maybe
1306
00:53:15,403 --> 00:53:18,114
can get your number
or something?
1307
00:53:18,156 --> 00:53:19,156
- Sure.
1308
00:53:20,658 --> 00:53:21,659
- Yeah.
1309
00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:24,787
There.
1310
00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:28,792
Save your name as beautiful.
1311
00:53:33,588 --> 00:53:34,714
Cool.
1312
00:53:34,756 --> 00:53:36,049
I'm a call you.
1313
00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:37,717
- You do that.
1314
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:38,759
- All right.
1315
00:53:51,481 --> 00:53:52,315
- Nice moves, there.
1316
00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:53,400
- Hey, I got it.
1317
00:53:53,441 --> 00:53:55,235
- Got what, her number?
1318
00:53:55,276 --> 00:53:56,736
- But of course.
1319
00:53:56,778 --> 00:53:57,778
- Let me see.
1320
00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:02,409
(girl laughs)
1321
00:54:02,450 --> 00:54:05,578
- You know what,
I'm like 95.5% sure
1322
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:07,831
that this is the KFC number
1323
00:54:07,872 --> 00:54:09,457
from up the street.
1324
00:54:09,499 --> 00:54:10,625
- For real?
- Damn.
1325
00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:14,796
- But you know what,
1326
00:54:14,838 --> 00:54:16,381
look on the bright side.
1327
00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:17,566
Whenever you wanna
get your hands
1328
00:54:17,590 --> 00:54:19,968
and your lips on some
nice juicy breast
1329
00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:23,805
and thighs, they're guaranteed
every time (laughs).
1330
00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:30,770
I'll just let myself out.
1331
00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:34,524
- Hee, hee, hee, hell.
1332
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:40,655
(guest chattering)
1333
00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:50,373
- Oh, I'm helping you out.
1334
00:54:50,415 --> 00:54:51,475
- She's helping you.
- With that.
1335
00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:52,876
- [Man] Oh, my gosh.
1336
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:54,044
I appreciate that.
1337
00:54:54,085 --> 00:54:55,920
Oh, I'm lovin' this belt buckle.
1338
00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:57,505
- Yeah.
- I know.
1339
00:54:57,547 --> 00:54:58,941
- [Man] Look, I had a
belt buckle like that.
1340
00:54:58,965 --> 00:55:00,484
It kept me from going
to jail in Mexico,
1341
00:55:00,508 --> 00:55:01,694
but that's a whole nother story.
1342
00:55:01,718 --> 00:55:02,719
- Oh, I see.
1343
00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:04,095
- I'll put that
in my mental load
1344
00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:06,556
to ask you about later then.
1345
00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:09,559
- So y'all not,
did y'all do things
1346
00:55:09,601 --> 00:55:11,436
to not pay to get in?
1347
00:55:12,187 --> 00:55:15,482
- What are you talking about?
1348
00:55:15,523 --> 00:55:17,817
- I paid so much money.
1349
00:55:18,818 --> 00:55:20,612
- [Man] Continue
to save on parties.
1350
00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:21,672
I don't know, maybe there's like
1351
00:55:21,696 --> 00:55:24,157
a bonus rewards
like Office Depot
1352
00:55:24,199 --> 00:55:26,785
or one of these
places you continue,
1353
00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:29,996
you save on parties that
you just sneak into.
1354
00:55:30,038 --> 00:55:31,265
How don't people figure this out
1355
00:55:31,289 --> 00:55:33,416
when y'all have on
different costumes.
1356
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:34,542
- [Twins] What?
1357
00:55:34,584 --> 00:55:35,770
- Maybe they got
some dumb people here
1358
00:55:35,794 --> 00:55:37,504
'cause y'all got on
two different outfits.
1359
00:55:37,545 --> 00:55:40,215
- [Twin 1] No, see,
when they look at us
1360
00:55:40,256 --> 00:55:41,800
they just see, it's just
1361
00:55:41,841 --> 00:55:44,344
a blank block
blank, no features.
1362
00:55:44,386 --> 00:55:45,637
- [Twin 2] Yep.
1363
00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,554
- [Twin 1] So they
think two blobs.
1364
00:55:46,596 --> 00:55:48,932
All I'm saying, yeah, exactly.
1365
00:55:48,973 --> 00:55:50,558
- Oh, my gosh, you know what?
1366
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,560
I have things like that, too,
1367
00:55:52,602 --> 00:55:55,021
where I think one person
is like three people
1368
00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:57,357
or two people, you know.
1369
00:55:57,399 --> 00:55:59,567
- [Twin 1] Yeah,
that's just messed up.
1370
00:55:59,609 --> 00:56:01,194
- Two drink minimum, whatever.
1371
00:56:01,236 --> 00:56:02,696
- [Twin 2] I was
gonna say, it only
1372
00:56:02,737 --> 00:56:04,406
around 2 p.m. or after a couple.
1373
00:56:05,949 --> 00:56:06,991
- Yo, you.
1374
00:56:07,033 --> 00:56:07,867
- Who said I can't count, man?
1375
00:56:07,909 --> 00:56:09,285
I can count.
1376
00:56:09,327 --> 00:56:10,245
- Yo.
1377
00:56:10,286 --> 00:56:11,204
- Yeah, you might can handle it.
1378
00:56:11,246 --> 00:56:12,455
You might, you might, yo,
1379
00:56:12,497 --> 00:56:13,808
either way this was
as dope ass turnout.
1380
00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:15,500
- Best idea you
had in a long time.
1381
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,711
- Thank you, I be
trying, I be trying.
1382
00:56:17,752 --> 00:56:19,512
We gonna be able to get
that spot in no time.
1383
00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:21,548
- I can't wait,
man, I can't wait.
1384
00:56:21,589 --> 00:56:22,549
- And to think,
we went to college
1385
00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:24,050
only just for what?
1386
00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:25,194
We could have been making money
1387
00:56:25,218 --> 00:56:26,094
through our parties.
1388
00:56:26,136 --> 00:56:27,303
- Oh, tell me about it, yo.
1389
00:56:27,345 --> 00:56:30,223
We definitely became
systematic victims, man.
1390
00:56:30,265 --> 00:56:31,450
They set us up
for the okie doke.
1391
00:56:31,474 --> 00:56:32,642
Us and our parents.
1392
00:56:32,684 --> 00:56:35,812
- Man, but, hey, cheers
to the new beginning.
1393
00:56:35,854 --> 00:56:36,854
- [Together] Yeah.
1394
00:56:42,902 --> 00:56:44,112
- Oh, hello, man.
1395
00:56:44,154 --> 00:56:45,923
You too late to sign up
for the costume contest.
1396
00:56:45,947 --> 00:56:49,451
- Yeah, yeah, man,
that looks real.
1397
00:56:49,492 --> 00:56:51,036
If you weren't so short,
1398
00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:53,121
I would think you a real cop.
1399
00:56:53,163 --> 00:56:54,873
- Yo, it really does look real.
1400
00:56:54,914 --> 00:56:56,666
I gotta say, y'all got
be the first couple
1401
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,209
to come here dressed
alike like that.
1402
00:56:58,251 --> 00:56:59,878
That's really dope.
1403
00:56:59,919 --> 00:57:00,962
- What's up, man?
1404
00:57:01,004 --> 00:57:03,882
- We're looking for
Seymour Assinme?
1405
00:57:03,923 --> 00:57:06,676
(all laughing)
1406
00:57:06,718 --> 00:57:09,012
- We need to see
Seymour Assinme.
1407
00:57:09,054 --> 00:57:10,656
- [Cop] Brandy, get
your behind over here.
1408
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,932
You supposed to be babysitting.
1409
00:57:12,974 --> 00:57:13,975
- [Julius] It's $20.
1410
00:57:14,017 --> 00:57:15,226
You still gotta pay, though.
1411
00:57:15,268 --> 00:57:16,787
- We don't read minds.
- You can't cut us short.
1412
00:57:16,811 --> 00:57:18,897
- [Quan] I don't think
Brandy paid for you.
1413
00:57:20,148 --> 00:57:21,816
- Yo, come on.
1414
00:57:23,568 --> 00:57:25,570
- Yes, sir, y'all pull up,
1415
00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:28,073
y'all pull up, we lit tonight.
1416
00:57:28,114 --> 00:57:29,991
Yes, sir, y'all missing this.
1417
00:57:30,033 --> 00:57:31,618
You could been here.
1418
00:57:31,659 --> 00:57:34,788
Yes, sir, we got stripper cups.
1419
00:57:34,829 --> 00:57:38,041
Got everything, like
they got everything.
1420
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:38,750
It's a hole in here, too,
1421
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:39,876
but that's my boy Tre.
1422
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:43,755
Yes, sir.
1423
00:57:44,714 --> 00:57:46,758
We here tonight,
man, y'all pull up.
1424
00:57:50,428 --> 00:57:51,822
Aw Sharron, you don't pull
up, you don't pull up,
1425
00:57:51,846 --> 00:57:52,889
you too old.
1426
00:57:52,931 --> 00:57:53,931
No.
1427
00:57:55,934 --> 00:57:56,934
Yes, sir.
1428
00:57:58,353 --> 00:57:59,646
Uh-uh.
1429
00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:04,317
Come on phone, don't free
up on me now, we lit.
1430
00:58:04,359 --> 00:58:06,194
Tracfone ain't playin'
with me tonight.
1431
00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:09,030
Come on, man.
1432
00:58:09,072 --> 00:58:10,907
Oh, yeah, we back, we back.
1433
00:58:10,949 --> 00:58:11,783
Yes, sir, we back.
1434
00:58:11,825 --> 00:58:13,284
I'm here, why y'all ain't here.
1435
00:58:15,161 --> 00:58:16,413
Pull up.
1436
00:58:16,454 --> 00:58:17,598
Matter of fact,
I'll take it back.
1437
00:58:17,622 --> 00:58:19,040
Let y'all pick me
up on them suits.
1438
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,584
'Cause some people just left,
we got room for y'all then.
1439
00:58:21,626 --> 00:58:23,211
(glass breaks)
1440
00:58:23,253 --> 00:58:24,480
- 10 on redhead, 10 on redhead.
1441
00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:25,338
- Yeah.
1442
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:26,631
- You want five, two?
1443
00:58:26,673 --> 00:58:28,508
It's getting real.
1444
00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:29,467
Okay, bye, Kevin.
1445
00:58:29,509 --> 00:58:31,219
We need to go get some money.
1446
00:58:31,261 --> 00:58:32,261
- Excuse me.
1447
00:58:33,221 --> 00:58:35,974
(girl screaming)
1448
00:58:39,644 --> 00:58:40,854
- How you doing, officer?
1449
00:58:40,895 --> 00:58:44,024
You supposed to be in
the "Police Academy?"
1450
00:58:44,065 --> 00:58:46,901
- Sir, sir, sir, sir.
1451
00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:47,610
Excuse me.
1452
00:58:47,652 --> 00:58:49,404
I'm not here for this.
1453
00:58:49,446 --> 00:58:50,715
I'm looking for my
daughter, Brandy.
1454
00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:51,823
Have you seen her?
1455
00:58:52,657 --> 00:58:55,243
She's about this tall, long hair
1456
00:58:56,202 --> 00:58:57,203
and she's gonna get it.
1457
00:58:57,245 --> 00:58:59,706
- Played on "Moesha."
1458
00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:01,499
- Look, she's gonna get it
1459
00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:03,501
when he dad finds out
1460
00:59:03,543 --> 00:59:05,879
and let her know if you see her.
1461
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,172
- All right.
1462
00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:08,256
Do I need to let you know
1463
00:59:08,298 --> 00:59:10,967
you could see that's a clip-on?
1464
00:59:11,926 --> 00:59:12,926
Brandy.
1465
00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:18,808
- I hope angel wings
ain't Brandy, dawg,
1466
00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,352
'cause I want angel wings.
1467
00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:21,603
- Is that the one in the room?
1468
00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:22,872
- Yeah, I was tryna
get, yeah, she was,
1469
00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,248
she said she wanted to
kick it with the kid,
1470
00:59:24,272 --> 00:59:25,231
I mean, that's why.
1471
00:59:25,273 --> 00:59:26,691
- She told you that, too.
1472
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:29,569
- Oh, this is my song.
1473
00:59:29,611 --> 00:59:31,112
What the, what time is it?
1474
00:59:31,154 --> 00:59:33,365
- Uh, 11 o'clock.
1475
00:59:33,406 --> 00:59:34,532
- My ship is over.
1476
00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:35,760
Y'all get out my
way, get out my way.
1477
00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:37,452
- All right folks,
1478
00:59:37,494 --> 00:59:40,288
you made me spill my yak, shit.
1479
00:59:41,706 --> 00:59:44,084
(club music)
1480
00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:49,297
- Hey, are you Brandy?
1481
00:59:49,339 --> 00:59:50,131
- No.
1482
00:59:50,173 --> 00:59:51,591
Go ask your mama.
1483
00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:53,802
- I was hopin' you would.
1484
00:59:58,223 --> 00:59:59,599
That real fine.
1485
00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:02,435
Like not like regular,
like certified fine.
1486
01:00:02,477 --> 01:00:05,772
You could see that
she had it all
1487
01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:08,775
and she have, you
gotta admit a girl
1488
01:00:08,817 --> 01:00:10,819
with an extra toe, sometimes.
1489
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:15,240
(Kevin mumbling indistinctly)
1490
01:00:15,281 --> 01:00:16,408
She was Brandy.
1491
01:00:17,659 --> 01:00:19,536
She was probably Patricia.
1492
01:00:19,577 --> 01:00:22,664
Probably that old
school name like Gloria.
1493
01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:23,707
Gertrude.
1494
01:00:24,749 --> 01:00:25,792
I ain't need that anyway.
1495
01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,627
Probably would
check me old school
1496
01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:30,338
if I came home
late or something.
1497
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:31,798
Look at you, been out all night.
1498
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:32,799
Lipstick on your collar,
1499
01:00:32,841 --> 01:00:34,092
you know, old school stuff.
1500
01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:37,137
Smell like perfume
and I'm laying it low
1501
01:00:37,178 --> 01:00:38,304
and spread it wide.
1502
01:00:38,346 --> 01:00:39,556
Yeah, probably got
1503
01:00:39,597 --> 01:00:40,825
a whole bunch of
old school things.
1504
01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:42,489
Go to sleep at 3 o'clock
in the afternoon.
1505
01:00:43,852 --> 01:00:45,520
She look 28, but she probably
1506
01:00:45,562 --> 01:00:46,664
go on the dialysis, you now.
1507
01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:47,647
She checked me.
1508
01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:49,065
I was with her old school.
1509
01:00:49,107 --> 01:00:51,985
See, y'all know.
1510
01:00:52,027 --> 01:00:54,487
Yeah, but I can't
deal with young women.
1511
01:00:54,529 --> 01:00:57,532
I need a 60,
70-year-old in my life.
1512
01:00:57,574 --> 01:00:59,117
I need a vintage woman.
1513
01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:00,368
Yeah, that'll work.
1514
01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:02,495
A vintage woman.
1515
01:01:02,537 --> 01:01:03,848
I'll have to turn
into an old man,
1516
01:01:03,872 --> 01:01:06,041
maybe like, you know,
Pops from "Friday."
1517
01:01:07,292 --> 01:01:09,919
Yeah, boy, Pops is here.
1518
01:01:09,961 --> 01:01:11,522
I just wanna hit on
you and get the kids.
1519
01:01:11,546 --> 01:01:12,922
Yeah, boy.
1520
01:01:12,964 --> 01:01:14,841
Next thing you know
gonna go down the street,
1521
01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:18,386
'cause you a nice cutie
pie, bang, bang, bang.
1522
01:01:22,932 --> 01:01:26,186
- I thought you said
it wasn't no party?
1523
01:01:26,227 --> 01:01:27,771
- Oh, oh, this.
1524
01:01:27,812 --> 01:01:29,647
This is not a party,
it's not a party.
1525
01:01:29,689 --> 01:01:31,691
It's a little kickback.
1526
01:01:31,733 --> 01:01:32,984
- A kickback?
1527
01:01:33,026 --> 01:01:33,943
- Yeah, it just got
a little outta hand,
1528
01:01:33,985 --> 01:01:35,945
you know, I wasn't nothing.
1529
01:01:35,987 --> 01:01:37,864
- See, you lyin', too.
1530
01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:38,966
This look like more
than a kickback.
1531
01:01:38,990 --> 01:01:40,200
- It's a Halloween kickback,
1532
01:01:40,241 --> 01:01:41,034
it ain't even a party.
1533
01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:42,285
- You're a liar.
1534
01:01:42,327 --> 01:01:43,119
- It just got a little
outta hand, you know.
1535
01:01:43,161 --> 01:01:43,787
More people came.
1536
01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:44,871
- It's a party.
1537
01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:46,182
- What's you mean,
nobody nothing.
1538
01:01:46,206 --> 01:01:49,209
Nothing nothing,
it's just a kickback.
1539
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:50,543
It's not a party.
1540
01:01:50,585 --> 01:01:51,687
If it was a party,
I woulda told you.
1541
01:01:51,711 --> 01:01:52,921
- That's okay.
1542
01:01:52,962 --> 01:01:55,006
'Cause I got one
of your pictures.
1543
01:01:55,048 --> 01:01:56,883
And I'm a put it on
Fans Only anyway.
1544
01:01:56,925 --> 01:01:58,176
- What, Fans Only, picture,
1545
01:01:58,218 --> 01:01:59,612
what kind of picture
you talking about?
1546
01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:00,387
- I got a picture.
- Picture, what?
1547
01:02:00,428 --> 01:02:01,388
- Yeah.
1548
01:02:01,429 --> 01:02:02,138
- Picture?
1549
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:02,889
- A picture.
1550
01:02:02,931 --> 01:02:04,140
- What you talkin' about,
1551
01:02:04,182 --> 01:02:05,284
what kind of picture
are you talking about?
1552
01:02:05,308 --> 01:02:06,559
- I got a picture of you.
1553
01:02:06,601 --> 01:02:08,269
- (clears throat) Brandy.
1554
01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:11,231
What are you doing here?
1555
01:02:11,272 --> 01:02:11,940
- Brandy?
1556
01:02:11,981 --> 01:02:13,775
- I just came to chill.
1557
01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:14,960
- You supposed to
be home babysitting
1558
01:02:14,984 --> 01:02:16,277
your little sister.
1559
01:02:18,863 --> 01:02:20,216
- I thought you said
your name was Tiana.
1560
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,866
- Don't worry about
what my name is.
1561
01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:23,260
- I guess if the neighbors
wouldn't have called
1562
01:02:23,284 --> 01:02:25,995
the cops, I wouldn't
have seen you here.
1563
01:02:26,037 --> 01:02:27,348
You supposed to be
home babysitting
1564
01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:29,082
your little sister.
1565
01:02:32,711 --> 01:02:35,380
Get your things and
get home right now.
1566
01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:42,762
- What?
1567
01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:44,973
So you mean to tell
me her name is Brandy
1568
01:02:46,307 --> 01:02:47,308
and he's a real cop?
1569
01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:51,479
(club music)
1570
01:02:56,651 --> 01:02:58,028
- Hey, man, why
were you steppin',
1571
01:02:58,069 --> 01:02:59,279
you like steppin' on my shit.
1572
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,780
- Okay.
1573
01:03:00,822 --> 01:03:03,199
- All right, where's my beer?
1574
01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:07,162
- Yeah.
1575
01:03:07,203 --> 01:03:08,203
- We back.
1576
01:03:08,705 --> 01:03:10,123
Yes, sir.
1577
01:03:10,165 --> 01:03:12,667
Y'all pull up man,
them comments.
1578
01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,002
Huh?
1579
01:03:14,044 --> 01:03:16,463
You ain't got nobody gassin'
on you tonight, do you?
1580
01:03:16,504 --> 01:03:17,464
Know what I mean?
1581
01:03:17,505 --> 01:03:19,215
It's on you.
1582
01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:20,257
Yes, sir.
1583
01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:23,678
Look at you right now,
1584
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,138
but you on the bed
1585
01:03:26,139 --> 01:03:28,266
with your hands
between your legs.
1586
01:03:28,308 --> 01:03:29,308
Nasty, man.
1587
01:03:31,519 --> 01:03:32,519
Yes, sir.
1588
01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:36,483
Anything's possible, old buddy.
1589
01:03:36,524 --> 01:03:37,567
Let him hold the phone.
1590
01:03:40,862 --> 01:03:41,905
Yes, sir.
1591
01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:45,033
Y'all pull up,
though, we still here.
1592
01:03:45,075 --> 01:03:47,243
It's like my house, gonna
make some room tonight.
1593
01:03:50,872 --> 01:03:51,873
Yes, sir.
1594
01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:57,003
I said, they ain't
everybody here.
1595
01:03:57,045 --> 01:03:58,564
'Cause I was over
there with her earlier.
1596
01:03:58,588 --> 01:03:59,588
My fault.
1597
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:05,929
- I need some brownies.
1598
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:10,517
Do you have some brownies?
1599
01:04:10,558 --> 01:04:12,936
- I don't think you
need no more brownies.
1600
01:04:16,898 --> 01:04:18,191
- I need some more brownies.
1601
01:04:19,734 --> 01:04:20,734
Two.
1602
01:04:21,653 --> 01:04:24,072
What about a Little Debbie?
1603
01:04:24,906 --> 01:04:27,242
(club music)
1604
01:04:33,289 --> 01:04:36,918
- Oh, you look like that
chick from the strip club.
1605
01:04:38,878 --> 01:04:39,921
- You don't know me.
1606
01:04:40,755 --> 01:04:42,549
- You definitely that stripper.
1607
01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:43,717
- You wanna get locked up?
1608
01:04:43,758 --> 01:04:44,551
- No.
1609
01:04:44,592 --> 01:04:45,802
- You wanna go downtown?
1610
01:04:45,844 --> 01:04:46,844
Thought so.
1611
01:04:48,638 --> 01:04:51,182
- [Man] She don't know me.
1612
01:04:51,224 --> 01:04:53,143
- Man, this party's lit, man.
1613
01:04:53,184 --> 01:04:54,184
Live.
1614
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:57,272
We got cops dressed
like strippers.
1615
01:04:58,523 --> 01:04:59,523
Watch this.
1616
01:05:01,609 --> 01:05:04,696
(hand smacks)
1617
01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:06,197
- Uh-uh.
1618
01:05:06,239 --> 01:05:09,117
My shift has just back
1619
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:11,578
and you, you're going downtown.
1620
01:05:11,619 --> 01:05:12,704
- What?
1621
01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:14,414
I thought you were a stripper.
1622
01:05:15,707 --> 01:05:19,044
Oh, wait, I get it.
1623
01:05:19,085 --> 01:05:20,879
This is part of the process.
1624
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,713
- Why?
1625
01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:23,173
- Hold on.
1626
01:05:23,214 --> 01:05:25,425
- I'm taking you little
mangy ass downtown, let's go.
1627
01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:28,345
- Oh, is this the part
where you tie me to the bed?
1628
01:05:28,386 --> 01:05:29,637
- [Officer] Boy.
1629
01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:35,435
- He gone.
1630
01:05:35,477 --> 01:05:36,478
He's outta there.
1631
01:05:38,772 --> 01:05:41,649
(guest chattering)
1632
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,240
- Fine, y'all, I
can't not believe it.
1633
01:05:49,282 --> 01:05:50,950
- The best kickback of the year.
1634
01:05:50,992 --> 01:05:52,243
- Best ever.
1635
01:05:52,285 --> 01:05:54,454
- Hey, hey, can I get
everybody's attention.
1636
01:06:04,589 --> 01:06:05,799
All right, man, look,
1637
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,133
I appreciate
everybody coming out
1638
01:06:07,175 --> 01:06:10,011
and supporting us, for
sure, but for real,
1639
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,347
can we have a moment of
silence for Aunt Betty.
1640
01:06:13,723 --> 01:06:15,809
(drink pouring)
1641
01:06:15,850 --> 01:06:17,977
Hey, man, what are you doing?
1642
01:06:18,019 --> 01:06:19,229
Man, get your people, man.
1643
01:06:19,270 --> 01:06:20,539
- That's not us,
he ain't with us.
1644
01:06:20,563 --> 01:06:21,898
- Whatever, man, all right,
1645
01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,525
now for the moment everybody's
1646
01:06:23,566 --> 01:06:24,275
been waiting for, all right.
1647
01:06:24,317 --> 01:06:26,528
So, the third place winner
1648
01:06:26,569 --> 01:06:28,822
of the Halloween
costume contest is...
1649
01:06:28,863 --> 01:06:30,699
(record scratching)
1650
01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:32,992
- What's going on in this house?
1651
01:06:33,034 --> 01:06:35,745
Everyone get out before
I call the police.
1652
01:06:35,787 --> 01:06:37,080
- Get out, just go out the back.
1653
01:06:37,122 --> 01:06:38,873
- Nephew, what's going on?
1654
01:06:38,915 --> 01:06:40,709
I allow you in my house
1655
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:41,960
and this is how you repay me?
1656
01:06:42,002 --> 01:06:43,670
- [Julius] Look, I'm
really sorry, Unc.
1657
01:06:43,712 --> 01:06:44,879
- Sorry?
1658
01:06:44,921 --> 01:06:46,631
Sorry just about
what's been done.
1659
01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:47,841
Look at this mess.
1660
01:06:47,882 --> 01:06:49,342
- Look, Unc, I'm
really sorry, man.
1661
01:06:49,384 --> 01:06:51,594
- Sorry, sorry can't
even pay for this.
1662
01:06:51,636 --> 01:06:53,471
This house is a catastrophe.
1663
01:06:54,222 --> 01:06:55,241
- Look, here, here's the money
1664
01:06:55,265 --> 01:06:56,683
we made from the party.
1665
01:06:56,725 --> 01:06:57,976
You can have all of it.
1666
01:06:58,018 --> 01:06:59,644
- [Quan] What you gonna go?
1667
01:06:59,686 --> 01:07:01,229
The money, you gonna kill us.
1668
01:07:02,897 --> 01:07:04,482
- Oh, you made
money off of this?
1669
01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:09,529
You know what?
1670
01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:11,990
I'm a offer y'all jobs.
1671
01:07:12,032 --> 01:07:12,866
- A job?
1672
01:07:12,907 --> 01:07:16,077
- Yep, yep, guess what?
1673
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,245
Club promoters.
1674
01:07:18,663 --> 01:07:19,706
How about that?
1675
01:07:19,748 --> 01:07:21,499
- [Quan] That make sense now.
1676
01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:22,667
He a club promoter.
1677
01:07:22,709 --> 01:07:25,170
I told 'em all you
wasn't no drug dealer.
1678
01:07:25,211 --> 01:07:26,212
This is dope.
1679
01:07:26,254 --> 01:07:28,715
- I swear, I thought
he sold drugs.
1680
01:07:28,757 --> 01:07:29,966
- I was extremely impressed
1681
01:07:30,008 --> 01:07:33,219
that y'all were able
to pack this house.
1682
01:07:33,261 --> 01:07:36,222
(all talking over each other)
1683
01:07:36,264 --> 01:07:38,725
Do y'all want this job or not?
1684
01:07:38,767 --> 01:07:39,726
- Uh, yeah.
1685
01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,144
(all talking over each other)
1686
01:07:41,186 --> 01:07:42,288
- Hey, but on one condition.
1687
01:07:42,312 --> 01:07:43,938
Can we have an annual
Halloween party
1688
01:07:43,980 --> 01:07:45,982
here at your house?
1689
01:07:46,024 --> 01:07:47,484
- Hell no.
1690
01:07:47,525 --> 01:07:48,651
- All right.
1691
01:07:48,693 --> 01:07:52,572
- [Tyrone] It can't
hurt for trying though.
1692
01:07:52,614 --> 01:07:53,740
- Clean up!
1693
01:07:53,782 --> 01:07:56,117
- Yes, sir.
- All right.
1694
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,160
- Now we got a job.
1695
01:07:57,202 --> 01:07:58,370
- It makes sense now.
1696
01:07:58,411 --> 01:08:01,289
I told y'all he wasn't
no drug dealer, though.
1697
01:08:01,331 --> 01:08:03,667
- I'm just so happy
to actually get a job,
1698
01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:04,626
you know what I'm saying.
1699
01:08:04,668 --> 01:08:05,835
- We thought he sold drugs.
1700
01:08:05,877 --> 01:08:07,063
- I ain't had
lights in two weeks,
1701
01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:08,922
yo, I can't wait to
start making some money.
1702
01:08:08,963 --> 01:08:09,923
- I'm so glad.
1703
01:08:09,964 --> 01:08:11,299
- [Uncle] Hey!
1704
01:08:14,636 --> 01:08:17,430
(upbeat music)
1705
01:08:22,310 --> 01:08:23,520
♪ Bounce ♪
1706
01:08:23,561 --> 01:08:24,312
♪ Get live ♪
1707
01:08:24,354 --> 01:08:30,694
♪ Bounce get live ♪
1708
01:08:30,735 --> 01:08:32,862
♪ Hey, tell me where
the thick ladies at ♪
1709
01:08:32,904 --> 01:08:35,281
♪ I like a little baby fat ♪
1710
01:08:35,323 --> 01:08:37,450
♪ That booty sayin' hi
and I'm waving back ♪
1711
01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:40,203
♪ Like it waves and
faces back, yeah ♪
1712
01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:41,454
♪ That's music to my ears ♪
1713
01:08:41,496 --> 01:08:43,415
♪ Look for in the
ear, Lex, chandelier ♪
1714
01:08:43,456 --> 01:08:45,041
♪ Girl, bring it
back, bring it back ♪
1715
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:46,251
♪ Bring it here ♪
1716
01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:47,353
♪ Girl, bring it
back, bring it back ♪
1717
01:08:47,377 --> 01:08:48,336
♪ Bring it here, back it up ♪
1718
01:08:48,378 --> 01:08:50,463
♪ Hey, back, back, back it up ♪
1719
01:08:50,505 --> 01:08:57,345
♪ Back, back, back it up ♪
1720
01:08:57,387 --> 01:09:01,474
♪ Doin' our thang ♪
1721
01:09:01,516 --> 01:09:02,809
♪ We think we nimble ♪
1722
01:09:02,851 --> 01:09:03,685
♪ But we doin' our thang ♪
1723
01:09:03,727 --> 01:09:04,912
♪ Keep it hot in the streets ♪
1724
01:09:04,936 --> 01:09:06,229
♪ We doin' our thang, come on ♪
1725
01:09:06,271 --> 01:09:07,456
♪ Money makin' niggas
put your hands up ♪
1726
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,858
♪ Pressin' it, put your hands ♪
1727
01:09:09,899 --> 01:09:12,444
♪ If you wanna stick, stand up ♪
1728
01:09:12,485 --> 01:09:14,487
♪ Tear the roof up, stamp up ♪
1729
01:09:14,529 --> 01:09:21,119
♪ Bounce, get live ♪
1730
01:09:21,161 --> 01:09:23,872
♪ Bounce, get live, so live ♪
1731
01:09:23,913 --> 01:09:25,957
♪ I might hit the bar tonight ♪
1732
01:09:25,999 --> 01:09:28,001
♪ Dress up like a star tonight ♪
1733
01:09:28,043 --> 01:09:29,461
♪ I really ain't
the party type ♪
1734
01:09:29,502 --> 01:09:32,339
♪ Should I drive the SUV
or the car tonight? ♪
1735
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:34,341
♪ I used to be about that life ♪
1736
01:09:34,382 --> 01:09:36,343
♪ Really don't talk
about that life ♪
1737
01:09:36,384 --> 01:09:38,345
♪ With four kids I lost my ♪
1738
01:09:38,386 --> 01:09:39,512
♪ Hangin' out in the club ♪
1739
01:09:39,554 --> 01:09:41,431
♪ With my friends all right ♪
1740
01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:42,849
♪ Hostin' parties rockin' mics ♪
1741
01:09:42,891 --> 01:09:45,352
♪ Come on every,
Thursday, Friday night ♪
1742
01:09:45,393 --> 01:09:47,395
♪ Hit me Coke, rockin' Sprite ♪
1743
01:09:47,437 --> 01:09:48,539
♪ Hit the button out there ♪
1744
01:09:48,563 --> 01:09:50,023
♪ All you see is lights ♪
1745
01:09:50,065 --> 01:09:51,858
♪ All black, all white ♪
1746
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,902
♪ Adidas, Nikes, all tights ♪
1747
01:09:53,943 --> 01:09:56,196
♪ Feelin' good, but
it's feelin' right ♪
1748
01:09:56,237 --> 01:09:58,281
♪ Gotta look, damn,
dude, you all right ♪
1749
01:09:58,323 --> 01:09:59,949
♪ I like a girl
with confidence ♪
1750
01:09:59,991 --> 01:10:01,368
♪ Common sense ♪
1751
01:10:01,409 --> 01:10:02,744
♪ It ain't about no nonsense ♪
1752
01:10:02,786 --> 01:10:04,746
♪ Ain't worried about
what you spent ♪
1753
01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:05,622
♪ Who your friends ♪
1754
01:10:05,663 --> 01:10:06,849
♪ You gotta book of promises ♪
1755
01:10:06,873 --> 01:10:08,750
♪ Know exactly what
you talkin' about ♪
1756
01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:11,461
♪ Talkin' about, boy we
really talkin' about ♪
1757
01:10:11,503 --> 01:10:13,380
♪ Whole club checkin' her out ♪
1758
01:10:13,421 --> 01:10:16,549
♪ Her and her friend DJ shoutin'
her out, what's up girl ♪
1759
01:10:16,591 --> 01:10:17,926
♪ What's your name ♪
1760
01:10:17,967 --> 01:10:18,927
♪ What's up girl ♪
1761
01:10:18,968 --> 01:10:20,220
♪ I see your game ♪
1762
01:10:20,261 --> 01:10:21,262
♪ What's up girl ♪
1763
01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:22,389
♪ You in my lane ♪
1764
01:10:22,430 --> 01:10:24,474
♪ Damn shame your dude so lame ♪
1765
01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:25,850
♪ What's up girl ♪
1766
01:10:25,892 --> 01:10:26,893
♪ What's your name ♪
1767
01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:27,894
♪ What's up girl ♪
1768
01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:28,895
♪ I see your game ♪
1769
01:10:28,937 --> 01:10:29,896
♪ What's up girl ♪
1770
01:10:29,938 --> 01:10:31,189
♪ You in my lane ♪
1771
01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:35,777
♪ It's a damn shame
your dude's so lame ♪
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