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[♪ theme music playing]
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The Fable
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A Wonderful Night
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[Takeshi] But...
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are you sure it's a good idea
to harbor a hitman, boss?
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We haven't got much choice.
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We and that group depend on one another.
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The last boss worked with them too,
so I can't just turn my back on them.
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And it's not like we're harboring them.
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All we're doing is giving
the kids of a friend a place to live.
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I wonder what this Fable dude is like.
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I don't know.
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I've never met him either.
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The last boss told me about him.
He sounded totally unreal.
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The job he did
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three years ago to wipe out
the Sameken Group made even me cringe.
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[Hiroshi] Just him alone,
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he wasted their boss and every member
in just two minutes.
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Nearly every corpse had only one shot
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either through the head or the heart.
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He took them all out
with a single, perfectly-placed shot.
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Can a person actually kill so mercilessly?
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Do you know about the correlation
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between guilt
and your distance from the victim?
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[Takeshi] Huh?
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The trauma from killing just one person
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with your hands or a knife is greater
than killing thousands by bombing them.
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Ordinarily, people feel
a lot of reluctance to kill people.
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But he can commit murder,
then eat hamburger steaks on his way home.
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That's what Fable's like.
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- [soft grunt]
- [Hiroshi] He's a genius at killing.
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- [knocking on door]
- Oh.
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Boss, you have visitors.
Their name's Sato.
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Okay. Show them to the reception room.
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Don't let anyone in for a while.
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[Takeshi] Got it?
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Yes, sir.
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[in exciting voice]
Okay, the legendary hitman has shown up.
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Sit next to me, Captain.
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[Takeshi] Uh, okay.
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[knocking on door]
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- [door opens]
- [both grunt]
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[Hiroshi] Hmm?
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[door closes]
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[Yoko] Excuse us.
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[surprised grunt]
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[♪ bright, cheery music playing]
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[Yoko chuckles softly]
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Huh?
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Hi.
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Hello.
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- [Hiroshi grunting awkwardly]
- [Takeshi] Go ahead, sit down.
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- Make yourselves comfortable.
- [deep sigh]
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Hey.
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Uh, right.
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[Takeshi]
You, I've got a question for you.
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Are you that Sato guy?
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Have any other people named Sato
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- visited you today?
- Uh...
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[soft grunt]
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[whispers]
Don't talk so rudely.
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Rumor has it you're a killing genius,
but it seems you're a social bumbler.
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You'd better watch your lip.
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I don't mean any harm.
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That's right. He doesn't mean any harm.
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[soft grunt]
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If you had to kill me and the boss
on the spur of the moment here,
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how would you do it, as a pro?
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In this situation?
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Right. At this very moment
in this exact situation.
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[Akira] Hmm...
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First, I'd crush your throat,
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and take the gun
from your left breast pocket.
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Hey! You've got a gun?
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It's what you people call
a lotus root gun.
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I'd say it's a .22 revolver.
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[Takeshi] No. It's a .38.
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- [Yoko gasps]
- Hey!
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You know bringing guns
into the office is prohibited.
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Sorry. Since Fable was coming,
I didn't want to be unarmed.
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Then what would you do?
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[Takeshi] With only five bullets left,
what would you do with the 10 men outside?
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No problem. I'd also take the boss's gun.
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- Huh?
- [soft grunt]
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[laughs]
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You got me there.
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[Hiroshi] You're really something, Sato.
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[shocked gasp]
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How could you tell?
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Was it our mannerisms? Our demeanor?
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It's hard to explain.
Even if I did, you wouldn't understand.
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- [annoyed grunt]
- [Hiroshi] Well, anyway,
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you two will be staying here
for one year, right?
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Take it nice and easy.
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The only people here who know
your true identity are me and the boss.
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The young guys don't know a thing.
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Keep that in mind.
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I understand.
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I know. I'm a pro.
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[annoyed grunt]
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We're glad to have you two siblings
living here for the next year.
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That being said...
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[slams on table]
We need to set some rules.
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Rules?
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They're simple rules.
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We'll give you a place to live.
Live there any way you like.
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But if you cause any trouble or accident,
we won't clean up after you one bit.
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If we decide
that you're causing trouble for the group,
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we'll immediately kick you out.
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We understand.
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That's perfectly clear.
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That's about it.
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Captain, show them to their home.
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All right. You ready to go?
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[Takeshi] It's real close...
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Hmm?
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What is it?
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What do you want?
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Can I say one thing?
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Huh?
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Your nose hair is sticking out.
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What? It is?
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[Takeshi in muffled voice]
You don't have to point that out.
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- Yakuza need to care for their appearance.
- Not that side.
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- The right hole.
- That's enough!
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Hey, don't push it back in.
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[Takeshi] I'll pluck it out later.
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It'll come out again.
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[Yoko] I can't believe you.
You'd better watch it!
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Who cares about nose hairs!
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Everything you do makes me nervous.
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It was bothering me.
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Doing pointless things like that
is what gets you into trouble.
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Be more careful!
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[Akira] I don't mean any harm though.
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[Takeshi] Damn it! That moron!
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What are you smiling about?
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You want outsiders here?
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No. It's just the sister is real pretty.
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[Takeshi] Here they are.
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Houses.
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Two next to each other.
Use them as you please.
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Originally, I and other members used them
when we were in trouble.
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So they've got some furniture.
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And this baby is my car.
It's a hobby of mine.
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What an old car.
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Yeah, well, it's a Hakosuka.
It's a real man's car.
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[Yoko] Hmm?
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[Takeshi] The door behind the car
leads to the house on the second floor.
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Bath, toilet, it's got it all.
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I've got another rule for you here.
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[both] Huh?
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Don't you dare ever touch this car.
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Understand?
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- I've got no interest in this car.
- [Yoko mutters]
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- [Takeshi] Huh?
- By the way,
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- your nose hair's sticking out again.
- [grunts]
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Hey!
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I'm sorry. I'll teach him some good sense.
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- [Takeshi] Hey, Sato.
- Huh?
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I heard about your work from the boss.
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You kill almost all your targets
in one shot.
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But I don't trust rumors.
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I want to see your skills for myself.
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If that's what you want, fine.
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You can't go shooting a gun here!
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It'll be fine.
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Nothing but old folks
live around here. Huh?
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[both exclaim]
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- [gun thuds]
- [Yoko and Takeshi exclaim]
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[soft grunt]
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Revolvers...
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aren't my forte.
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What should I shoot?
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I'll tell you what to shoot.
Find and shoot it in under two seconds.
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[Yoko] Huh?
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Security camera.
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Ah! It's there! Over there!
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[Yoko] See, it's there.
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You shouldn't have hurried.
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This one bothered me more.
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Maybe next time.
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[shocked scream]
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[tense sting]
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There's debris on the roof of my Hakosuka!
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Ah...
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You're the one who wanted me to shoot it.
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[spluttering in shock]
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[Yoko] Uh, Mr. Ebihara...
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- [Takeshi] Huh?
- I will make the car perfectly clean.
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So, please forget what happened.
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[soft exclaim]
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[car door closes]
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Hey, pull up the video
from the garage cameras on your phone.
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Uh, sure.
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[henchman] Huh?
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Looks like one of the two might be broken.
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[Takeshi scoffs]
One shot, huh?
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It was the small one too.
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Showered my precious car in junk as well.
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And that woman,
she's not just a simple companion.
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[Takeshi] Can't believe she got to me.
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[scoffs]
Get going!
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[Akira] Is this really such a great car?
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[Yoko] Hey! Get out of there!
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That's the kind of thing
that really ticks me off! Darn you!
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Keep an eye on those two.
That's an order from me.
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Understand? Don't take your eyes off them.
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Yes, sir. I'll do my best.
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[in angry voice]
"Do my best"?
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Are you kidding me?
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Aren't you a yakuza?
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The excuses of your sissy generation
won't fly in the yakuza.
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Yes, sir!
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[rattling]
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Oh.
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Morons. Never underestimate a pro.
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[♪ calm music playing]
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[Akira] My vacation starts today.
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I'm supposed to live quietly here
for a year, huh?
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- [clanks]
- Uh?
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[neighbor] Ouch!
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That really hurt.
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[sighs]
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- That woman sure seems awful busy.
- [hurried footsteps]
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[door lock clicks]
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Oh.
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[keyboard key clicking]
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[grunts, exclaims]
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[excited exclaiming]
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[amazed gasp]
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[breathing heavily, exclaims]
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- [Takeshi grunts]
- [car door closes]
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How are things?
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Fine. I'm watching them closely.
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[Takeshi] I'm not asking about you.
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- The Sato siblings.
- Uh...
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They're fine too. No movement so far.
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But the cameras in the brother's place
must be busted. All six aren't working.
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All six?
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[gunshot]
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[soft grunt]
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[henchman]
All the ones in the sister's place work.
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- But the audio isn't great.
- [sniffing]
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It smells funny in this car.
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Huh? Oh, I, uh, just had dinner.
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Say, why do you get me
to watch these siblings?
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I want to chase those two
out of this town.
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But... didn't the boss...
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The boss may be okay with it, but I'm not.
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I want to chase those two out
for the boss's sake and the group's sake.
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[sharp breath]
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Who the heck are those siblings?
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[Takeshi]
That's something you don't need to know.
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You got more questions?
256
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,097
No, it's okay. I get it.
257
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,809
I parked a minicar behind this one.
258
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,602
Switch to that.
259
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,189
This is the group's car.
Don't want them to recognize it.
260
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,067
- [henchman] So, uh...
- What?
261
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,485
[nervous breath]
262
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,782
Do what you can for now.
263
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,076
[soft grunt]
264
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,870
[♪ thrilling music playing on TV]
265
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,042
[blows air]
266
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,461
[spray can hissing]
267
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,548
[narrator on TV]
Even Jackal's amazed at this!
268
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:05,052
- [Jackal on TV] What? Are you sure?
- Eradicates toilet smells in one wipe!
269
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,555
[groans, screams]
Why me too?
270
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,889
- Huh?
- [narrator on TV] Even eradicates Jackal!
271
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,058
- [laughing hysterically]
- Toilet deodorizer!
272
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,060
[♪ lively music playing on TV]
273
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,312
[announcer on TV] Coming up next,
News Fly.
274
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,941
So, Jackal Tomioka has
a TV commercial, huh?
275
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,401
He's a hard worker.
276
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,069
- [phone vibrating]
- Huh?
277
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,071
STRANGER
278
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,075
Tsk. It's that fake sister.
279
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,160
Yeah?
280
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,580
- [indistinct chatter]
- [Yoko] Here's to Osaka!
281
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,083
Why'd we have to sit
in this corner to drink?
282
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,295
I can't relax at the counter
in an unfamiliar place.
283
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,715
[Yoko exclaims]
This is so good.
284
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,217
[henchman] Drinking, huh?
285
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,219
A moving-in party, eh?
286
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,598
I want to chase those two out...
287
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,100
[Takeshi] Do what you can for now.
288
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,728
[muttering, inhales sharply]
289
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,229
It's me.
290
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:01,275
Don't you have an ex-champ kickboxer
or Muay Thai fighter for a friend?
291
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,195
This place is really nice.
[giggles]
292
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,405
[Akira] Hmm...
293
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,368
Would you quit looking at people that way?
294
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,955
It's habit.
It's an unfamiliar bar in a new town.
295
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,791
I've got to check
the building's layout and the people.
296
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,876
[sighs]
297
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,631
We've got this great chance,
so just relax and enjoy yourself.
298
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,883
Enjoy myself? How?
299
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,135
We're just drinking.
300
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:33,933
Sheesh, you're missing out on life.
Don't you have a hobby?
301
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,144
A hobby? Do I need one?
302
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:41,148
It's not something you need,
but it enriches your life.
303
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,525
Enriches it, huh?
304
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,905
If I had a hobby, I get the feeling
I would've died long ago.
305
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,157
Hmm...
306
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,620
Then just get one while we're on vacation.
307
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,164
It's a good chance, so find one, okay?
308
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,916
I doubt I can.
309
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,001
Anything is fine.
310
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,797
Like drinking or playing video games
or eating good food.
311
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,174
You need laughter in life.
312
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,176
I love Jackal Tomioka.
313
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,680
- That third-rate comedian?
- He's in TV commercials in this town.
314
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,182
What about you, Yoko?
315
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,684
You have a hobby?
316
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,977
[giggles]
317
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,522
I'm going to find love during this year.
318
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,692
I'll get me a hot boyfriend,
so don't kill him, okay?
319
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,695
[sighs]
Don't cause any trouble.
320
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,907
You're one to talk.
You seriously need to be careful.
321
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,661
No matter what people say,
you're a pro at violence, right?
322
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:39,081
So no more excuses like,
"It was just instinct."
323
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,917
[henchman's friend]
I brought him, Takahashi.
324
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,836
- [grunts]
- Evening.
325
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,838
You the Muay Thai boxing guy?
326
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,673
No, kickboxing.
327
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,800
And you were a champ, right?
328
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,468
Yeah, of West Japan.
329
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,263
[Takahashi] Whatever, good enough.
Here's the plan.
330
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,472
[kickboxer] Giving a beating?
331
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,058
Just some light roughing up.
332
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,853
But a couple of broken bones
would be nice.
333
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,397
[Yoko exclaims happily]
334
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,277
Those were good drinks. I like that place.
335
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,320
Walk straight, you drunk.
336
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,865
You can really hold your liquor, brother.
337
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,409
I've never gotten drunk on booze.
338
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,870
I just get a little light-headed.
339
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,999
Oh, my.
You really are missing out on life.
340
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,252
Let the liquor put you in a happy place,
and then...
341
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,672
[Takahashi's friend] Having fun there,
love birds?
342
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,966
- What're you looking at?
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
343
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,261
- [Yoko] Huh?
- [Takahashi's friend] This isn't a show!
344
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:38,599
I know I asked them to do this,
but that's such a corny line.
345
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,267
[chuckles]
346
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,394
What's he mean by "show"?
347
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,771
He means "don't stare."
348
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,273
Shut up and buzz off, chick.
349
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:50,110
Like he said, you go on home.
350
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,530
What? Let's go to one more place.
351
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,033
[Akira grunts]
352
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,409
Hmm.
353
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,914
Darn it!
I was all set on going to one more place.
354
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,333
[Takahashi's friend]
Why don't you go alone, chick?
355
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,502
Get on home, Yoko.
356
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,961
What? Go home?
357
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:12,091
If these guys hurt you, I'll kill them.
358
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,843
We can't let that happen, brother!
359
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,097
If I'm alone,
I can handle this just fine. Go on.
360
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,349
Enough chatter!
361
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,600
Bring it on, dude!
362
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,019
Fine, I'll go home.
363
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,938
[Yoko groans disappointedly]
364
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,606
Go straight home.
365
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,609
What? Did your woman dump you?
366
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,860
[soft grunt]
367
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,114
What a wuss. I'll handle this guy.
368
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,450
- [Akira] Height, 5.6 ft. Weight, 157 lbs.
- [♪ tense music playing]
369
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,078
Zero martial arts experience.
All grit, no skill.
370
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,913
- Right haymaker.
- [bones cracking]
371
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,082
Pretend to take the punch,
break his fingers.
372
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,084
- [grunts]
- Busted middle and ring fingers.
373
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,252
Pretend to be in pain.
374
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,586
[screams]
375
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,506
Block his weak roundhouse kick
with my elbow.
376
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,759
Bruise his right shin,
and pretend to be hit.
377
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,262
Watch this.
378
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:02,349
[Akira] From that first kick, I can tell
he's a fighter, probably kickboxing.
379
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,520
Right away, a high kick.
He thinks I'm an amateur and will connect.
380
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:11,900
I'll let him connect,
but slip away to mitigate the damage.
381
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,361
Pretend to go flying.
382
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,445
[Akira grunts]
383
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,114
- Yeah!
- [Akira] Pretend it hurt.
384
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,491
[crying]
385
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,576
[soft grunt]
386
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,495
Hey, get up.
387
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,497
- [Akira] Pretend to be hurt.
- [groans]
388
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,166
- [grunts]
- Left jab.
389
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,667
Take it and get a nosebleed.
390
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,170
- [grunts]
- [Akira] See? Blood.
391
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,546
[groans]
392
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:36,175
Use the tears that came with the blood
to pretend to be a wimp.
393
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,427
[Akira sobs]
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
394
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,181
[Akira] How's this for a pathetic look?
Here's a pro for you!
395
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,435
Sheesh! You call yourself a man?
How pathetic.
396
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,229
That didn't feel quite right.
397
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,522
[neighbor exclaims worriedly]
398
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,275
What're you looking at?
399
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,194
[kickboxer clicks tongue]
That's probably good enough.
400
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,445
[soft grunt]
401
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,198
- Let's go.
- [Takahashi's friend] Yeah.
402
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,783
[Akira sobbing]
403
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,702
[sighs]
404
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,414
- [Akira] Magnificent. I really am a pro.
- [footsteps approaching]
405
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,708
- [neighbor] Excuse me. You okay?
- Hmm?
406
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,211
You want to use my handkerchief?
407
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,213
[Akira] Wait. Isn't this...
408
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:19,218
the woman I saw from the roof
who tripped while running up the stairs?
409
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,303
No, I'm fine.
410
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,471
[neighbor] Okay.
411
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,811
[Akira] There she goes running again.
412
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,190
[Takahashi] Here, 10,000 yen.
Split it between you.
413
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,943
That was good work.
414
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,778
5,000 yen each?
415
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,446
That's cheap!
416
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,115
Quit complaining.
417
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,619
Some places only pay 5,000 yen
for eight hours of construction work.
418
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,704
The risk is totally different.
419
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,790
Your fingers are swollen.
420
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,874
You okay?
421
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,919
It's nothing. Just jammed it a little.
422
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,089
I can tell you're a kickboxing champ.
423
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,882
You made that guy fly.
424
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,594
Hmm... But I didn't kick him that hard.
425
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,639
[Akira humming]
426
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,645
[gulping]
427
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,357
Oh...
428
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,528
[Akira] Osaka's pretty fun.
429
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,490
[♪ closing theme music playing]
430
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,743
Next Episode
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431
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,828
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