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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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You are looking more and more
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like your daddy every day.
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I don't know,
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I see so much of our
side of the family
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in her. No,
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that's a Cooper
nose right there.
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And I got it.
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Maybe, but those are definitely
Mandy's eyes.
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Which are basically mine, so...
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Yup. She's a little
mish-mash of both of us.
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The mish is ours,
the mash is yours.
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You know, if y'all have
Valentine's Day plans,
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I'd be happy to watch her.
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Oh, that is so sweet of you,
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but Jim and I already agreed to.
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You two aren't doing
something special?
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Well, of course we are,
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we are watching
our granddaughter.
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Sorry, we would've asked,
this just seemed easier.
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I understand. She's
already here and...
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And I'm a whole ten
minutes away. I understand.
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But St. Patrick's
Day, she's all yours.
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Just don't get her drunk.
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Sounds like nap time.
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I got this.
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Dang, swooped her
up like a pelican.
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Hmm. That's funny.
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Did you put a picture of your
mom in CeeCee's photo album?
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No.
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Well, there's one here.
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So?
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So, while no one was looking,
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she slipped in a picture
of her holding CeeCee.
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Oh, does it matter?
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Not really.
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Just a little
passive-aggressive.
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More passive-aggressive
than you making
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a family photo album
and leaving her out?
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I didn't have any
pictures of her.
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Well, now you do. Yay.
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Boy, those folks at Sears
take a nice picture.
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She is out.
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"Soft Kitty" works every time.
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Um, Mary...
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Let it go.
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Did you put this picture
in CeeCee's album?
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Ugh.
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I did.
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Mystery solved. Who wants lunch?
I'm thinking grilled cheese.
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Is there
anything else you've hidden
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around my house that
I should be aware of?
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I just wanted to remind CeeCee
that she has two grandmothers.
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Yes, lucky girl,
two loving grandmas.
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Lucky, lucky.
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You know, you can keep a
photo album at your house
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and put whatever you want in it.
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She never comes to my house.
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How is that my fault?
You're always hogging her.
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Hogging?
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I gave her and her
parents a place to live.
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And a lovely place it is.
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Mary, you know you're
always welcome here.
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Am I? Sure doesn't
feel that way.
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Oh, come down off the cross.
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Lady, you do not
want me to come down.
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All right, all right, y'all
need to cool your jets.
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Don't worry, I am leaving.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Oh, I'll pray for you, but
I do not have high hopes.
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You know, when you
think about it...
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Best not to think about it.
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And then she acted
like I was the bad guy.
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Okay.
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What does "okay" mean?
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Means I'm listening.
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No, you're supposed to say,
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"Of course you're
not the bad guy."
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Okay.
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Just tell me what
you really think.
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Fine.
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I think you started this
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when you left her out
of the photo book.
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Well, who cares what you think.
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Oh, come on, Audrey,
you know I'm right,
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or you wouldn't
even be asking me.
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I suppose I could
see her side of this.
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There you go.
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After all, she has
had a hard year.
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It's big of you
to recognize that.
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And CeeCee does love
me more than her.
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So close to sticking
the landing.
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Is it just me
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or are they getting more crazy?
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Maybe it's some sort
of menopause thing.
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What do you think that means?
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When old ladies sweat for
no reason and get cranky?
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Georgie, that is...
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very accurate, um,
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but I don't think that's
what's happening here.
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I don't know, your
mom was pretty upset
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about one little picture.
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Yeah, true, but you have to
admit it was kind of weird
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that she smuggled it into
the house.
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I guess.
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But to be fair, your
mom does exclude her.
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Well, it's not intentional.
We're just here with the baby.
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I'm just saying,
I can understand
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where my mom's coming from.
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Yeah, and I can understand
where my mom is coming from.
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Wow.
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Wow what?
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I've never heard you take
her side in anything.
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I'm not
taking her side.
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I'm just seeing
things as they are.
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And I'm not?
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No, you're always
giving your mom
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a pass for everything.
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Oh, come on, her
husband just died,
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her favorite kid
moved away... You?
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Sheldon.
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And she's stuck
living with my sister,
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who hates her and
hates the world.
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Missy's just
being a teenager.
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I wasn't like that
when I was a teenager.
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Honey, you're still a teenager.
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You trying to pick
a fight with me? No.
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Sure feels that way.
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Well, I'm not.
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So we're good? Oh, we're good.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Hello, Mary.
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Oh. What brings you by?
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I was thinking about
what happened yesterday,
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and I can understand
why you felt left out.
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'Cause you left me out?
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Yes, and that was...
inconsiderate of me.
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Is this an apology?
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I don't want to fight
for CeeCee's sake.
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But is it an apology?
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Yes, geez.
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We do not say
"geez" in my church.
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Sorry.
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But thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Considering the year you've had,
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I should be more
sensitive to your needs.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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The year I've had?
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Well... yes.
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I do not need your pity.
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My God, what is your problem?
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Do not take the
Lord's name in vain.
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I didn't, I was asking
him what is your problem?
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My problem is that I do
not need special treatment
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because you feel bad for me.
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Oh, so I'm a bad person
for being empathetic?
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You are not being empathetic,
you are being condescending.
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Mary, can you... Oh.
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Sorry. Didn't know
you had company.
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You remember Georgie's
mother-in-law, Audrey.
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Of course. So what're you
two gals gabbing about?
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Audrey just came by to tell
me how fragile and needy
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I've been since George died.
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No, I came to apologize.
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Because you feel bad for me.
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Well, I don't anymore!
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Do you believe this woman?
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I believe in the
power of prayer.
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What do you say
we all join hands
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and ask the big amigo
for His guidance?
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Amen.
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Pass the green beans.
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Enjoy.
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I will.
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They're a little overcooked.
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Georgie, I want you to know
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I went to see your mother today.
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Really? Why?
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At Jim's urging, I
apologized for my behavior.
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That's my girl. However...
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...she threw it back in my face.
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Why'd she do that?
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Well, hold on.
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What did you say?
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I said I'm sorry.
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Yeah, but how did you say it?
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Why do you immediately
assume I'm in the wrong?
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Yeah. Too late, Jim.
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She's got a point, Mandy.
She did make the effort.
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What, so now you're
defending her?
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I just know my mom
can be real stubborn.
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Yeah, and I know whatever
my mom said she said
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wasn't what she
said, and if it was,
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then that was not
how she said it.
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But she went to apologize.
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That's a huge step for her.
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I wouldn't say
huge, but thank you.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we bury the
hatchet, invite Mary
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and Missy over
for dinner Sunday.
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Saturday?
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That woman is not setting
foot in this house
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until she apologizes to me.
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It does sound like
she owes you one.
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What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you?
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Now you know why
I eat over here.
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Need a hand?
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You can put the glasses away.
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On it.
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I really want to
thank you for trying
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to straighten things
out with my mom.
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I'm glad someone appreciates it.
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For what it's worth, I think
Mandy was a little out of line.
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I'm used to it. Everything's
always my fault.
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Not true. Getting pregnant...
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that one, she
blames square on me.
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As do I.
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She had a little
something to do with it,
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but I'll spare you the details.
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Thank you.
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As for my mom, I can't
tell you how many times
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she's butt heads with my
dad, my meemaw, my sister,
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Sheldon, of course.
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Heck, once she had a
falling-out with Jesus.
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Poor Jesus.
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Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?
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She ever fight with you?
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I dropped out of school and
got a girl pregnant at 17.
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What do you think?
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Remember when I used
to wear tighty-whities?
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I've come a long way.
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What you reading? Book.
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Right.
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You ever gonna talk to me?
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Nothing to talk about.
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Mandy...
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I can't believe you told my
mother I was out of line.
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She told you? Yeah.
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Well, I wouldn't have said it
if I knew she was gonna blab!
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After all the crap
she's given you,
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I can't believe
you're siding with her
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over your poor, widowed mother.
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My poor, widowed mother could
have accepted her apology,
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and this'd be all over.
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Oh, just forget it.
Let's go to sleep.
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Gladly.
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You know, it's not
fair to be mad at you.
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Thank you.
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I saw a thing on TV
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that the human brain isn't
fully formed till 25,
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so I have to assume that's
what's going on here.
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Yeah? Well, I saw a thing on
TV about early-onset menopause.
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Maybe that's what's
going on here.
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Trouble with the little woman?
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00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,854
Go to bed, Connor.
261
00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:07,691
I was hoping to watch
my friend Jay Leno.
262
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,926
Fine.
263
00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:15,299
Had some
of the green donuts,
264
00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:16,866
had some of the green coffee...
265
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,311
Just so you know,
this ain't a big deal.
266
00:12:18,335 --> 00:12:19,615
Your sister and
I'll work it out.
267
00:12:19,703 --> 00:12:21,003
Do you mind?
268
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:27,377
This guy.
269
00:12:27,477 --> 00:12:28,812
Pots of gold...
270
00:12:28,912 --> 00:12:30,145
You gonna watch the whole show?
271
00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:33,216
Uh, normally, I'd go to
sleep after the monologue,
272
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,885
but Sinbad's on.
273
00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:41,190
Oh, Jay, you're the best.
274
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,565
Look who I brought!
275
00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:51,901
Oh, there's my favorite girl!
276
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:53,570
I won't tell Missy. Oh.
277
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:56,204
After the tattoo, she's
not even top three.
278
00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,776
I thought you might
like a little baby time.
279
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:02,145
I would. But first...
280
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,081
...I need you to fix
this mess with Audrey.
281
00:13:05,214 --> 00:13:07,717
I'm not the one who
needs to fix it.
282
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,052
Last time she tried,
didn't go so great.
283
00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:12,088
That's her fault.
I don't care.
284
00:13:12,188 --> 00:13:13,790
You two fighting's got to stop.
285
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,592
This has nothing to do with you.
286
00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,126
Yes, it does.
287
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,395
I'm sleeping on the
couch 'cause of y'all.
288
00:13:19,396 --> 00:13:21,798
I woke up at, like,
1:00 in the morning,
289
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,534
some weird guy named
"Conan" was on TV.
290
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,271
I do not need you
sticking up for me.
291
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,874
I wasn't. I was
on Audrey's side.
292
00:13:30,974 --> 00:13:33,042
I can't believe you
were on her side!
293
00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,979
You were just mad at me
for being on your side!
294
00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:37,947
Now I'm not! Keep up!
295
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:40,617
Coopers.
296
00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:42,918
Couldn't help overhear
the bickering and thought
297
00:13:42,919 --> 00:13:45,154
perhaps I could put
on my counseling hat.
298
00:13:45,254 --> 00:13:47,724
I was just betrayed
by my own son.
299
00:13:47,824 --> 00:13:50,126
I didn't betray you. Judas!
300
00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,961
Whoa.
301
00:13:52,095 --> 00:13:53,797
Mary, that's a little rough.
302
00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:56,432
How am I like the guy who
ended up in the whale?
303
00:13:57,734 --> 00:13:59,102
That was Jonah.
304
00:13:59,202 --> 00:14:01,237
Oh, right. Judas, Jonah, Jesus.
305
00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:02,972
Lot of "J" s.
306
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:05,108
Georgie, you should go.
307
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,443
Not till we figure this out.
308
00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:09,479
Fine. More time I get to
spend with my granddaughter.
309
00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:12,849
Then I'm leaving. That's
enough out of you two. Sit.
310
00:14:12,949 --> 00:14:14,350
But this is my office.
311
00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:16,052
Sit.
312
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,122
Now, Georgie, I
know you're upset,
313
00:14:19,222 --> 00:14:20,757
but the Bible's pretty clear
314
00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,368
about how you should
treat your parents.
315
00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,928
It's "honor your mother," not
"honor your mother-in-law."
316
00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:27,030
Mary. I get that,
317
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,666
but I also made a vow to my
wife who has a mother herself.
318
00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:31,935
Oh, she's a mother, all right.
319
00:14:32,035 --> 00:14:33,169
Mary!
320
00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:34,938
Now, as I was
saying, you do need
321
00:14:35,038 --> 00:14:36,506
to honor your wife, as well.
322
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,875
Who, for the record,
is on my side.
323
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,210
Only 'cause she don't want
to be on her mom's side!
324
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,012
Because that woman is a monster.
325
00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:46,114
She left me out of CeeCee's
"My First Photo Album."
326
00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:49,586
So she's a monster,
and he's a Judas
327
00:14:49,686 --> 00:14:51,888
because of a baby's photo album?
328
00:14:51,988 --> 00:14:53,923
You had to be there.
329
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,194
She tried to apologize to
you, and you wouldn't have it.
330
00:14:58,294 --> 00:15:00,196
Apology, my sweet patootie.
331
00:15:00,296 --> 00:15:01,498
Mary, language.
332
00:15:01,598 --> 00:15:03,567
You can't say "patootie"?
333
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,870
Maybe we should invite
your mother-in-law
334
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,538
to be a part of
this conversation.
335
00:15:08,672 --> 00:15:11,040
Tell her she's wrong
to her face. I like it.
336
00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,848
I don't understand
why I have to be here.
337
00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:20,849
You're about to.
Let her have it.
338
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,686
No one's letting anyone have it.
339
00:15:23,687 --> 00:15:27,223
I already apologized once,
I'm not doing it again.
340
00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:29,826
You sure? You could
really use the practice.
341
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:32,028
All right, that's enough!
342
00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:33,272
You two have got
to work this out
343
00:15:33,296 --> 00:15:34,931
'cause you got me and
Mandy taking sides.
344
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:37,066
He thinks Mandy was out of line.
345
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,402
You are just a blabbermouth!
346
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,176
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
347
00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:50,747
Thank you for coming,
Mandy. Please,
348
00:15:50,847 --> 00:15:52,516
take a seat.
349
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:56,184
You said
it was an emergency.
350
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:59,322
I'm sleeping on
the couch. It kind of is.
351
00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:02,792
Now, as I'm sure y'all know,
352
00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:06,630
the Bible teaches us that a
house divided cannot stand.
353
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:08,464
Great, so how do
we un-divide it?
354
00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:11,768
Love.
355
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:14,103
Well, that's just a
bunch of Baptist baloney.
356
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:15,939
You hear this? Blasphemy!
357
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,240
Mary, take it down a notch.
358
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,576
Ha.
359
00:16:19,676 --> 00:16:21,110
And Audrey,
360
00:16:21,244 --> 00:16:22,655
if you could please
show a little respect.
361
00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:24,313
Hmm.
362
00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:26,616
You two are ridiculous.
363
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,484
I couldn't agree more, honey.
364
00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:31,521
Oh, don't try to be on my side.
365
00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:35,291
O-Okay, okay, rather than
focusing on past transgressions,
366
00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:38,628
why don't we find
a path forward?
367
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:41,130
A means by which this family
can return to God's grace.
368
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:44,634
Well, I am returning home.
369
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:48,471
Don't let the door hit ya
where the good Lord split ya!
370
00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:52,441
Mary!
371
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:57,847
Mandy, Georgie, why don't
we discuss how to improve
372
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:01,317
your relationship with
each other and the Lord?
373
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,286
Oh, I forgive you. Let's go.
374
00:17:03,386 --> 00:17:05,589
Sweet!
375
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,360
I'm gonna call that one a win.
376
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,202
What am I looking at?
377
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:21,370
The Grandmother
Agreement. I typed it up.
378
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:22,872
And I fixed the spelling.
379
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,809
Anyways, it's a contract.
380
00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:27,920
Sheldon used to make these when
people weren't getting along.
381
00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:30,880
"CeeCee will spend the night at
the Cooper house twice a month."
382
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,548
I like that.
383
00:17:32,649 --> 00:17:34,650
Ooh, and I get
doctor's appointments.
384
00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:36,853
Which you will lose if...
385
00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,855
If I refer to Mary
as "that woman,"
386
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,289
or "that kook" or...
387
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:44,393
I prefer not to say
this one out loud.
388
00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:46,696
And same goes for
you... no name-calling,
389
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,531
or "bless your hearts."
390
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,500
We all know what
that means. Fine.
391
00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,921
All right, let's get to signing
and move on with our lives.
392
00:17:54,871 --> 00:17:57,406
What do you think?
393
00:17:57,540 --> 00:18:00,844
Just one question. If she
dies, do I get her CeeCee time?
394
00:18:00,944 --> 00:18:02,712
Mom!
395
00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:05,414
We'll cross that bridge
when we get there.
396
00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:10,386
Look at that... one
big happy family.
397
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:13,589
Yeah, right. Oh, at
least let the ink dry!
398
00:18:19,421 --> 00:18:20,314
All right.
399
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:22,521
Why don't we get the grandmas
a little closer to the baby?
400
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,131
Nope, they're fine
where they are.
401
00:18:25,264 --> 00:18:26,833
Just take the picture.
402
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,835
And smile.
403
00:18:41,214 --> 00:18:42,615
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