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There was a sighting today of a woman

in a south of the border restroom.

She had run off into the sunset with

a complete stranger.

When questioned, the woman declared that she had

been overwhelmed by an intense feeling of exhilaration.

When reminded of her husband, the woman insisted

that she had never felt this way before.

I love you.

Me too.

No, I'll talk to you later.

There was a sighting today of a young

woman in an airport bathroom.

She had lied to her husband, telling him

that she was visiting friends in Charlotte.

Actually, she was attending an interview for a

newscasting position at a prominent East Coast news

station.

The couple had been married for nearly seven

years, and she thought this would be a

good time to order her thoughts and confront

her unhappiness.

To order her thoughts and confront her unhappiness.

If the woman is offered the position, there

is a distinct possibility that she will leave

her husband and start a new life in

Wilmington, North Carolina.

And now for the weather.

Bob?

Your attention please.

You on

that flight?

Yeah.

You going to Wilmington?

You're on that flight.

Sorry.

I'm sorry?

What?

I'm like...

I'm sorry.

This is what...

I'm sorry.

Okay, just...

I'll get you some water.

I'm fine.

You okay?

Oh, man.

Sorry, I'm just...

It's okay.

Let it go.

That was embarrassing.

I'm sorry.

It's not embarrassing.

Don't worry about it.

Oh, man.

I'm coming from New York.

Huh?

I'm coming from New York.

Oh, how much do I owe you for

this?

Oh, please.

No, don't...

I will not take your money for that.

Thanks.

Is that yours?

That?

Yeah.

Wow, congratulations.

What are you doing in Wilmington?

A job interview.

In Wilmington.

In New York?

Yes.

It's for a newscasting position.

Really?

What channel?

Five.

Oh.

You don't have any kids?

No.

But you're married?

Yes.

Well, good.

We're safe.

Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for your

patience.

Boarding for flight PA101 with service to Wilmington,

North Carolina, will begin shortly.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Could I ask you a huge favor of

you?

My girlfriend's...

I'm going to ask her to marry me.

Would you mind taping it for me?

No.

Okay, here.

This is the...

There's the thing.

Make sure to tape this.

But we're, you know, over there somewhere.

Okay.

So exciting.

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

Um...

There's a...

There's something I want to say to you.

Um...

Um...

What are you doing?

Will you marry me?

Oh.

I can't.

I'm so sorry.

I just...

I can't.

I can't.

Lovely to see you this morning.

Lovely to see you this morning.

You're married, right?

Uh, no.

No.

I'm engaged.

Think of a number between one and ten.

Go.

Okay.

Yeah, what is it?

Six.

Me too.

Hey, I actually...

I have to get changed for my interview.

I don't know.

Something professional?

How about this?

I don't know, that could...

Anyway, um, you want to share a cab?

Actually, yeah.

It's right where I'm going now.

That's a great idea.

Um, but do you mind waiting?

Because I just have to get changed and

then...

Yeah, I'll be right over there.

Alright.

See ya.

Hey.

Hi.

Hey.

Thanks for waiting.

No, not at all.

You look, uh...

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Uh, the cabs are just out there, so...

Okay.

So have you told your family yet?

Start with my grandpa.

Let's go from there.

You'll be fine.

You think so?

Yeah.

I have a good feeling about it.

Good luck.

You too.

Hi.

Hi, how are you today?

I'm good, how are you?

Good.

Yeah.

It's good to see you.

Good to see you too.

I'm looking for my grandfather.

Okay, um, he's getting ready for lunch right

now.

Okay.

He's down this hallway.

Okay, thank you.

Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Yeah.

It's me.

Hey!

You wanna see something?

That's...

That's called a sonogram.

That's his stomach.

That's the baby.

I don't know if it's a boy or

a girl.

You thinking of marrying her?

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Hey, how are you?

How are you?

How are you, girl?

Hey.

It's good to see you.

You are so mean to not come by

and see me.

Who is this?

Hi, I'm...

I'm grandson.

Oh, my God.

Nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you too.

Wow, Grandpa, you didn't tell me about...

about you.

Well, no.

See, I have to speak...

I have a few things.

Do you see, Corinne?

Yes, I do.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Have a seat there.

Wow.

Grandpa.

Thank you.

Okay.

This way?

This way.

Okay, thanks.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

It's nice to meet you.

Alan Dunn, station manager.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure.

Is this where...

Is this the room where they do the...

the newscasting?

This is the war room.

Wow.

Gosh.

I didn't expect to be in here.

This is great.

So why don't you tell me a little

bit about yourself.

Tell me about your background.

Your education.

Well, I went to school for English.

And I'm originally from Washington, but I live

in New York right now.

English?

English lit.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Have you taken any journalism courses?

No.

I wrote for the paper in high school.

You did work for the paper then?

Yeah.

That's experience, see?

There you go.

Okay, you graduated in 99, and what have

you been doing since then?

Working.

I've been doing, like, secretarial work and stuff

like that.

So I've been supporting my husband in what

he's been doing.

But I do...

What's your husband doing?

He's an architect.

I work in a bank.

And, uh...

You currently work in a bank?

Yes.

Uh, oh.

How long does it take you to write

a package?

A package?

Um...

You know, I'm pretty quick on my feet,

so, uh...

I'm sorry, I don't know what a package

is, but it...

What is a package?

What do you mean by a package?

Like a press...

You don't know what a package is.

Oh, oh.

You mean, like...

I have to tell you...

I don't know if you realize how much

time and effort and training and, um...

the dedication, the sacrifice that...

you know, that people will make to even

have a, um...

a low-level career in broadcasting.

I mean, do you understand that?

Of course I understand that.

I wouldn't have flown down here.

I'm sorry, I think that's...

My question is, what have you been doing

for five years?

I'm sorry.

What have I been doing for five years?

I've been, um...

Well, I've been supporting my husband, and I've

been working a nine-to-five job and

making a living.

Let me tell you this.

To be a serious candidate for this position,

you had better have been eating, drinking, and

sleeping news.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I understand.

You can't just walk into a news station

and expect yourself to, uh...

expect to get a job without any training,

without any time put into this.

I understand that.

I'm...

Okay.

And frankly, it makes me ill to sit

here and talk to somebody who thinks they

can just walk in and get a position

on television.

Have you thought about trying out for Survivor

or auditioning for Wife Swap?

I don't know what you're looking for, but

it's not here.

I suggest you keep on looking.

Thank you.

Oh, no, thank you.

Thank you for your time.

Who's not reading the resumes?

Jesus Christ.

Crap, you're home.

What are you doing here?

What did I say?

You...

Every time you come here, you make a

mess of my apartment, okay?

How did you get in here?

It's okay.

I got that.

It's all right.

Mom said Monday.

I even changed the locks.

I mean, how did you get in here?

Ben, let's go.

You do this to me every time I

go away.

Thanks, yeah.

I'll take care of everything.

I'll clean it up.

No problem.

Toilet's broke.

Hey, welcome back.

Look, sorry.

We're going to need those revisions for the

Googlorious piece today, so you need to come

in.

We're going to print at 6.

Thanks.

Hey, babe, it's me.

Gosh, I'm a basket case.

I can't help but think I should be

there with you.

Look, just hang in there.

I know it was a surprise, but just

hang in there.

Deep breaths.

Love you.

So I need to go to One Tree

Inn.

One Tree Inn.

On Market Street.

It's on Market Street.

You mean the Green Tree Inn?

Yeah.

Isn't that what I said?

How long are you staying?

Really just for the day.

I go back tomorrow morning.

Just here for the interview.

That's a quick one.

Yeah.

You going to get that?

No.

Want me to get it?

Sorry.

Um, I know this is kind of a

weird question, um...

Fried chicken biscuits?

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

There's a diner across from me, it's the

best.

He's tall, probably like 6'2".

And he has green eyes, nice eyes.

And he's got like dark black, almost black

hair.

Just, let's just, this one, I just want

to try one more.

It's white, yeah.

How's your fried chicken sandwich?

Do you have a fried chicken biscuit?

We have grilled, grilled chicken.

Grilled, okay.

What about that place up there?

Uh...

Is that open?

Yeah.

Go there.

Okay, let's go, it's not it.

Why is this so hard?

I don't understand why it's so hard to

find...

Frickin' chicken biscuit fried...

I don't know.

What do you mean, where am I?

I'm at work.

No, I don't.

You know why I don't?

Because I'm mad at you right now.

Hey sweetie, do you need some water?

Do you need anything?

Hey.

You want...

What do you mean, I'm at work?

Listen, no fries.

I'm telling you, for the last time, if

you don't get it together with the cat

litter, they're going to crap on the floor.

It's not that hard.

You told me you had a feeling.

That it was going to be okay.

And now for the weather.

And now for the weather.

I mean, what was I thinking?

I thought if I put this frickin' suit

on, and looked pretty, and smiled at him

when I walked in the door, that everything

would be okay.

You know, but then these questions he was

asking were so personal.

Like, you know, do you think you got

married too young?

Who asked that?

You're not allowed to ask questions like that.

I did not get married too young.

I mean...

You really want to be a newscaster?

How many times did you wake up in

the morning and you said, I want to

be a newscaster?

How many?

I don't know.

I thought about it this morning.

I don't know.

That doesn't count.

I lied to my husband.

What?

I lied to my husband.

I've never done that before.

We are too messed up individuals to realize

that.

We sure are.

But it's not as bad as that guy

with the helium balloons.

That was stupid.

What's this stuff?

Googled Mr. Dad, and, you know, this...

I googled, like, how much cost of having

a baby.

I mean, it's just ridiculous.

I know.

It's right here.

Crib mattresses.

Everything I have left.

What is it?

Yeah.

Diaper pail.

$45.

Breast pump.

Extra nipples for bottles.

Like, that's $25 right there for a nipple.

I just can't deal.

I just can't deal.

It's a highchair diaper bag diaper pail.

Thermometer.

First aid supplies.

Humidifier.

Vaporizer.

Bottles.

Bottled warm water.

Sterilizer.

Breast pump accessories.

Breastfeeding pillow.

Bathtub and seat.

Hooded towels.

Wipes.

Clothes for the first year.

Washcloth.

Diaper rash.

Ointment.

Powder.

Nail clippers.

Nail slash sprayer.

I mean, this is crazy.

This is, like, more than...

I make $35,000 a year, okay?

And this is, like, this adds up to...

I think it said it was, like, $125

,000 or something for, like, a baby up

for a few years.

It's like, hey, I cannot do this.

I cannot do this.

I don't know.

There's ways to do it.

People have done it with a lot less

than what you have.

I just wanted to be asked.

I mean, I just wanted to be asked.

Anyway, so...

I just wish I knew what a receiving

blanket was.

I wish I could tell you what a

receiving blanket is.

It's probably not that necessary.

Okay.

The kid's just gonna need you.

And...

Stop talking.

I'm putting this underneath that.

I'd kill for a cup of coffee.

Black or white?

Black.

Me too.

Sugar?

No.

How about me?

That's how you eat here.

Thanks.

Bye.

Anyway, you are driving me crazy with this

shit, okay?

I can't do it anymore.

She's been having fun.

I swear to God, before I got here,

she was on the phone when I walked

in.

Surprise!

Oh my God.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, we were just on the plane together

and she was...

Oh, that's cool.

She had an interview and...

Hi.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh man, I've had the most amazing experience.

Oh, am I interrupting your conversation?

Not at all.

Are you kidding me?

No, we just...

We just met.

We just...

Cool.

Well, I have to tell you this because

my...

What are you doing here?

Well, I thought I'd help you out.

I mean, I know we have dinner.

You have dinner most Monday nights.

How did you get here?

Oh, I drove.

Oh.

I got a new car.

You got a new car?

Yeah.

Nice.

That's exciting.

I'll be right back.

One second, sorry.

Can't hold it?

Yeah, no.

So what are you doing here?

I...

Well, I was here for...

For a job, but...

I don't think it's gonna work out.

Why?

Don't be so negative.

Well, it was a negative experience, so...

Yeah, it was not good.

But there are great things happening for you.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

I heard all about it.

So that is so exciting.

I know.

So you...

I mean, you told her?

Sorry, what?

I'm sorry?

Yeah, did you really?

Of course, yeah.

You're already telling people?

Yes.

Well, great.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

What's happening?

No, no, no.

It's...

It's awesome.

Yes.

How long are you here for?

I mean, how long can you...

Can you stay here for?

I can stay as long as you like

me to.

Really?

Oh, good.

Well...

No, it's good.

Would you like some chicken biscuit?

Or sugar icing?

Thanks, you know, I don't even know...

I have no idea if I can even...

What?

Eat that now, but...

Look what I found.

I found these preggie pops.

Preggie pops?

What are those?

Well, just in case I get morning sickness,

which is not really actually morning sickness, it

can come any time of the day.

I can't believe they actually sell those, that

they have those.

How much are those?

They're not much.

A few bucks.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was just looking at them.

It's a weird thing.

Will you do the honors?

Yeah, no, no, no.

Should we go?

You're...

Are you staying here tonight?

Uh, yeah.

I'm going back in the morning.

Why don't you just come on over?

We're going to have dinner.

We may as well just make a place

for you.

I don't know what to say, that's...

No, that's very nice, but I should...

Oh, come on.

You know, I have a lot of work.

I mean, it's just...

Oh, that's very...

You're not imposing.

I'm inviting you.

I'm coming.

Yay.

Thank you.

Good.

Thank you.

No problem.

That's so sweet of you to invite me.

Great answer.

Are you warm?

Oh, no, I'm good.

So his family is really nice.

A little weird on the brother area.

What do you mean?

Well, he speaks in three-worded sentences.

Three words?

Trust me, you'll see.

All the time?

All the time.

Hey, come in.

Hi.

Come here.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, you made it.

Yes.

I am so glad.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

We brought an extra.

I hope that's okay.

A friend at the airport.

She didn't have any space.

Hi.

Welcome.

Thank you.

She had nowhere to go, so...

Well, sure.

You can't be alone during the holidays.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Okay.

Thanks.

Take care.

Thanks.

I did.

Do you need me to take those?

Well, no.

Well, let's let him do it.

There you go.

He knows the drill.

And, yes.

And I'll be listening.

Is there something I can do?

Me too.

You're just going to be here.

Go ahead.

Just chill.

Hi.

How are you?

Hi.

It's so nice to meet you guys.

It's good to see you.

Welcome.

Thank you.

It's so nice to be here.

This house is beautiful.

Yeah.

It's gorgeous.

Oh.

It looks like it.

This food looks great.

Hi.

Where are you from?

Oh, me?

I'm from New York.

Why are you here?

For a job interview.

I was here for a job interview.

How'd it go?

It went okay.

Not so good.

I don't know.

It was, yeah.

That's too bad.

Are you eating?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm planning on having dinner.

Yeah.

It's a cube.

Yes.

It's okay.

Yeah.

It's totally fine.

Yeah.

You have to.

It's always like that.

I feel like I'm being so stupid.

Well.

No.

No.

You can't.

Hey.

What?

What?

Oh.

You were really difficult to read.

Your face is so still.

I love that you don't know how to

feel about all of this.

Oh.

Because you, you'll figure it out and I'll

be here.

I mean, just, just do what you

have to do.

And we'll just do this thing together, somehow.

Okay?

It's really pretty.

Thanks.

You should come check up in the kitchen.

Dear Lord, we just thank you for bringing

us all together.

And thank you for this occasion.

Thank you.

All right.

I'm going to have a glass of water.

Hmm.

Thank you, everyone, for coming.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

All right.

This is great.

We're informal, so these are our napkins.

Thank you for having me.

How about this?

What does your husband do?

Oh, he's an architect.

Prestigious.

Um, you know.

He loves it, so.

I mean.

They've been married how many years?

Seven years.

Seven years.

Hmm.

Can architects be bohemians?

Or are they by nature?

I don't think they are by nature.

But my husband kind of is.

And I have a classy man.

He sounds like a perfect match.

Very cool.

Hmm.

How long were you guys waiting at the

airport for?

Yeah, what happened?

Did you guys get.

There was just a delay in.

In a.

Uh, what's the name of that town that

we went to before?

Charlotte?

Charlotte.

That's right.

Yeah, there was just a delay there.

Charlotte.

I hate Charlotte.

I hate Charlotte.

Yes.

So I just dropped you off and you

hung out.

At the airport.

When did you call?

It was like two hours.

Yeah.

Two hours.

They do for two hours in the Charlotte

airport.

Great.

That's awesome.

It's dinner time.

Did you find them?

Check the tree.

Squirrels like trees.

Is that your girlfriend?

Yeah, that's her.

Get his nuts.

Visa.

Yes, he will.

Yes, he will.

You can't even pretend.

Yes, he will.

Fine, fine, whatever, bye.

So, unless anyone wants seconds, which we have

provided, we can proceed to.

Well, I was thinking symbolically before we.

Dive in.

Let's.

What?

Well.

Yeah.

We're having a baby.

And getting married, too.

We'll be right back.

Well, that's.

That's great.

It's more than great.

How did it happen?

Oh, haha.

Aww.

What a Christmas present.

Give me a hug.

That's awesome.

Congratulations.

When?

Maybe six or seven weeks right now.

I mean, it's just.

Oh.

Well, can a pregnant woman eat chocolate?

Absolutely.

It's a requirement.

I mean, the first thing he's going to

ask you when you go into the office

is, have you been eating your chocolate?

Excuse me for a second.

It's upstairs.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Thank you for a lovely evening.

You're welcome.

Is there a number I can call for

a cab?

No, no, I'll give you a ride to

the motel.

Hey, you've had too much to drink.

I'll call you a cab.

Here, I'll get your coat.

Oh, thank you.

It's been lovely.

You know where you're going?

I'm glad we met.

Say something for me.

I'll be there.

Yeah, I've been these days.

You can put it right over.

What do you think about right here?

What do you think?

Allow me.

My stomach

hurts.

My boobs hurt.

Take some pep pills.

I don't have any.

I think there's some in my makeup bag

in the bathroom.

I don't like them.

Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

All right, fine, you don't like them.

That's all I have.

I think I'm going to go to the

store.

What?

Now?

Yes.

My stomach hurts.

I'm sorry.

You had a bad day.

You've had a bad day.

So have you.

I'm sorry.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm glad to see you.

I'm looking for someone.

A beautiful girl wearing a purple shirt and

black suit.

Nothing like that.

She had a really nice smile.

Oh, really?

Yeah, hazel eyes, purple shirt, black suit.

No.

No, she's not here.

Hey, you guys see a girl with a

purple shirt and black suit on?

Sorry, bud.

She's really gorgeous.

What would

you do if you were me?

Can I get

a coffee over there?

Do you smoke?

No, you?

No, I don't.

I don't often have it.

Do you have a smoke?

Yeah.

I'm going to play a song that I've

been listening to a lot lately.

What do

you want to do?

Why do

you love me?

What would it be like?

A flight to catch What are you going

to tell her?

Are you going to tell her?

I don't know yours.

Do you think we should keep it that

way?

I do too.

When you

love someone, and you feel it in your

heart, you have to be nice.

Love is a courageous thing.

Love is for everybody else.

Long time to live.

One woman.

Thirty years.

My grandmother once told me it's the ability

to forget the bad stuff and to laugh

and love every day.

Would you believe it, I'm still in touch

with the fella that I knew in New

York City 70 years ago.

Love is the moment when he buys you

a really nice motorcycle or something to show

he cares.

Love is accepting some things that we don't

really like.

Love can change easily with a few words.

Love is a whole hell of a lot

like a can of potted meat.

If you don't ever crack it open, you

ain't gonna eat nothing.

But if you do crack it open and

it sits too long, then it's all dried

up and sad.

Love is my husband.

Love is my wife and patience.

Love is saying it like it is.

Love is sticky.

Love is beyond motion.