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High Kick! Episode 47

Honey, honey, honey!

My dear wife, dear wife, dear wife.

I'm a little bit drunk.

I don't deserve to live, dear wife.

What time is it?

Do you know what today is?

Of course, of course. My dear wife's birthday.

But that idiot Dosang, he and his girlfriend just broke up.

He was all messed up, so I was trying to help him out...

And that's what happened.

So because you were busy with Dosang, you forgot about my birthday?

Hey, hey, who forgot about your birthday?

Happy birthday!

Shinji, Happy birthday!

Be quiet, you'll wake the neighbors.

Happy birthday! Hey, I bought you cake. Cake. Okay?

Look, cake. Cake. Happy birth cake.

Let's blow out the candles on the cake.

Wait a minute. Is this cake or rice cake?

Anyway.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, happy birth...

Hey, Lee Minyong. Are you sleeping?

Are you really sleeping?

I can't believe you're doing this to me.

You jerk!

Just wait until you wake up.

Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji!

Happy birthday! The long-awaited day is here! Be ready by 7:00 P.M.

Shinji, come eat. I made seaweed soup.

Seaweed soup? You didn't have to.

Get up. Happy birthday.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Minyong! Minyong! Oh, are you up?

Come down and have breakfast.

Okay.

You just had breakfast, and you're eating again?

Are you going to lay another rotten one?

Yes.

What's that? Pottery?

Even your artless eyes can see how nice it is, right?

I got this cheap from a friend who sells antiques.

Look at the gloss on this.

Why did you buy that? You're just asking for trouble.

What kind of trouble?

You know on those sit-coms,

as soon as you put it down, someone ends up breaking it.

Then there's a whole commotion about it.

You idiot. Did you watch so much TV that you don't know what's real and what's not?

Do you think we're on a sit-com?

All I know is, you're asking for trouble.

Idiot! Don't jinx it!

- Grandpa! Dad! Save me! - Come here, come here.

- Hey, watch it. Oh, no, no. - Hey, what are you doing?

Why you little...

Hey! Stop right there!

What are those two fighting about now?

Woman, I nearly dropped it!

What?

See, I told you. I'm telling you, it's going to break.

You got me a present, too? Sweet!

It's not much.

Hey, I actually just ran out of cream.

Even the tiniest drop of it is supposed to be effective.

Thank you. It's just what I needed.

What are you doing today? Are you going anywhere with Youngmin?

I don't know. He won't tell me. He just said to be ready tonight.

You know guys in foreign films always do something romantic for girls' birthdays.

Since Youngmin studied in America, maybe he'll do something romantic.

I wonder what he's going to do.

I hope it's not some huge thing. I just want a nice, quiet night.

I wonder what slick trick he's planning.

I don't even want to think about it.

Whatever, you like it.

Well, I guess it's better than nothing.

- Who did this? - Now what?

Who did this? Which one of you idiots did this?

I can't believe this. This was so expensive.

Would you look at that? I knew it would break.

I told you. These things always break in all the sit-coms.

This happened because of what you said, you idiot, you.

Hey, don't blame me!

What happened?

What's going on?

Who did this? Who? Who broke my vase?

- Who broke it? - Who is it?

Who, who? Confess!

- I don't know. - It wasn't me.

Nobody knows? There are how many people here, and nobody knows?

Hold on a minute. Who's not here right now?

Lee Minyong! Minyong's not here. It must have been him! I ought to...

What are you talking about? He went out before you did.

Then was it you, you old bat?

Stop accusing random people.

Why would I break it? I've been busy doing laundry.

I was really tired, so I was taking a nap.

Why did you do that? You never take naps!

Father, would I break it and lie to you?

Well, no.

You kids! It was one of you, wasn't it?

It wasn't us.

Who was it! Tell me now!

- It really wasn't us. - It's not us.

If it's nobody, then who did it?

Did it commit suicide?

Tell me now. If I find out later, you're really going to be in trouble!

- I really didn't do it. - There he goes again.

Who did it? Who?

Was it you?

- It was you, wasn't it? - No, it's really not me.

I didn't do it.

It wasn't you?

- Was it you? - No, it wasn't.

Stop accusing the kids!

Father, calm down. Nobody knows who did it.

It's one of these four. Confess right now!

- We didn't do it. - It really wasn't us.

It's going to take about 4-5 hours if I leave for Suwon now.

How about we meet at 6:00 P.M.?

Okay.

You know, it's Shinji's birthday today.

Yes.

Did you already know?

I know. Why?

Oh, well I made her seaweed soup and gave her a gift. Did you get her anything?

Why do you ask?

What?

You don't expect me to do something for her birthday, do you?

Well, I...

I'm not sure.

You should do what you want.

I don't think I should.

Okay.

Would you rather stay with her?

Isn't her boyfriend going to do something?

Youngmin? Actually, he's supposed to come by our place tonight.

He's probably got something planned.

He's really good at that kind of stuff.

Then she should be fine.

Yes.

I'll see you at 6:00 P.M.

Okay.

Junha went out with me, so it's not him.

Haemi wouldn't lie about it.

You say you didn't do it, but...

I didn't, I didn't do it.

Just let it go. The bottle isn't going to put itself back together again.

What's the point when it's already broken?

Just pretend a mouse pushed it over.

Why would a mouse do that?

I'm going to find out who did it.

It was definitely one of those four kids.

Stop going after the kids.

When you were doing the laundry, you said Minho and Sumi were in his room, right?

Yumi, not Sumi.

Yumi, Sumi, whatever. What about the other two?

What?

- What are you going up there for? - To get a comic book.

Yunho went up to Minyong's room, and Beom was eating toast in the kitchen.

- What? - Oh, my goodness. What?

He was eating toast?

Got you!

There he goes again.

Hey, hey, hey, come out here!

I've caught the criminal. I know who it is.

What happened?

I finally figured out who broke the vase.

Really?

Who is it?

It was one of these four, just as I thought.

The criminal is...

You!

What? Who said I did it? Why me? That's ridiculous.

Who said it was you? What's wrong with you?

It's not you, it's Beom! He's the criminal!

What? Why am I the criminal?

It really wasn't me! I didn't even go near it!

Oh, be quiet. What criminal would say, 'I'm the criminal.'?

Do you have any proof?

I used my extraordinary skills of deduction.

This one here,

he was the only one in the kitchen eating toast when the vase broke.

What?

I don't quite understand. What happened with the toast?

How does that make him the criminal?

The important thing isn't the toast. The important thing is the distance.

What?

The kitchen is closest to the vase.

Beom, this one here,

he was eating the bottle, no...

he was eating toast in the kitchen. Then, he came here for some reason,

broke the vase, and ran away.

Am I wrong? What do you think? How's my guess?

- Oh... - What do you mean, 'oh'?

What kind of guess is that? Seriously?

Wait, so he's the criminal because he was closest to the vase?

That doesn't make any sense. That's just strange.

What's strange about it?

Father, that doesn't make any sense.

Father, it doesn't make sense to say Beom did it because he was closest.

All the other kids could have been here within 10 seconds if they wanted to.

And besides, my room is closest to the vase.

What?

Grandpa, that really doesn't make sense.

Don't accuse the poor child. Just forget about it already.

I thought you made some great discovery.

What kind of reasoning is that? My goodness.

You scared me for nothing!

Why don't you believe me? Why you little...

- Are you going out? - Yeah. Are you coming from rehearsal?

- Oh, my goodness! - Are you going on a date?

Oh, no. No.

Shouldn't you be getting all pretty? Youngmin should be here soon.

There's no need for that. Have fun.

Okay. Happy day of birth.

Mr. Lee!

I'm sorry I'm late. The hot water stopped working.

What?

Oh, you're not Mr. Lee.

Sorry about that.

Mr. Lee!

Can we ever meet without you falling?

Sorry I'm late.

You should be.

What?

Buy popcorn if you're sorry.

Oh, okay. I'll buy you squid, too.

Honey, come eat.

What are you doing now? It's already in the garbage.

Just leave it be, would you?

- This is it! - What?

I know who the criminal is!

I've got him now!

Eat more, Beom.

- I know who did it! - What?

The person who broke the vase is right here!

- What? - What?

The criminal is...

Beom! You!

Me again? Why is it me again? Why?

Father, why do you keep doing this? You don't even have any proof.

I have proof this time! Here!

Grandpa, what's the proof? What is it?

What, do you think you'll get away with it by coming on strong like that?

I thought it was suspicious that you were eating toast in the kitchen by yourself!

Now, look at this!

This is the proof that Beom is the criminal!

What is that?

There is a picture of a tiger on the vase.

What about the tiger? What about the tiger?

What does the tiger have to do with me?

Don't you see the connection?

The Chinese character for tiger is beom! Your name is Beom!

Oh, now that you mention it...

What do you mean, 'now that you mention it'?

So what? What does that have to do with anything?

The tiger on the bottle, and your name, Beom!

The connection is right there!

Do you need any further proof?

Confess! You did it, didn't you?

Tell the truth and face the consequences!

Father, why are you doing this? Why are you trying to force it?

Force what?

You're forcing it. This is completely illogical.

Just ignore him. When is your father ever logical?

I'm telling you, Beom did it! He's the criminal.

His name is Beom. The tiger is beom. Beom and beom means he did it!

- Good grief. - Hey, keep eating.

What? Why doesn't anyone believe me?

Stop eating!

Hello? Youngmin? Where are you?

What?

Where is 051 the area code for?

Isn't that Busan?

I don't know anyone in Busan.

Hello?

Hello, Minjung. It's Han Youngmin.

Oh, Youngmin. Hello. What's going on?

Oh, no. I see. What are you going to do?

Well, Shinji's home alone right now.

If it's okay with you, do you think you could take her out to dinner?

It is her birthday.

Oh, yes, yes. I will. Yes.

I don't think I can watch the movie.

Why not?

Youngmin is in Busan right now. He can't make it back in time for dinner.

Shinji's alone right now, so he asked me to eat with her.

I think I have to go. Would you like to come, too?

I doubt he'd want her ex-husband to go instead of him.

I guess not.

I better return these tickets. Wait here.

Idiot. When you're stuffing your face, you're on your mother's team.

When you're watching TV, you're on Yunho's team.

Over here, over there, you're just everywhere, aren't you?

I missed Jumong last night. I have to watch the rerun at least.

Hey, where's the newspaper?

The paper? In the study.

Seo Minjung

Hello?

Shinji, where are you?

What? Oh, I'm in Hannamdong.

What? With who?

With who? Youngmin, of course.

I'm in an authentic French restaurant. Aren't you jealous?

It looks really expensive, but he won't tell me what the next course is.

Why are you calling me in the middle of your date?

What? Oh, I was just wondering how things were going.

Hey, don't worry about me. Have fun on your date.

Hey, another course just came out. I'll talk to you later. Bye!

The movie's about to begin, so they won't let me return the tickets.

Who can we give these to?

Mr. Lee, I think it's better if I don't go.

Why?

I think she'd rather keep her pride than have a birthday dinner.

What?

Then let's watch the movie. We can't return the tickets anyway.

Good night.

- Yes, get home safe. - Hey, hey, hey. Where are you going?

- They're going home. - Hold it right there.

Why?

I finally figured out who the true criminal in the case of the broken vase is.

It was one of you, just as I thought.

Father, not again.

Be quiet and shut your mouth!

The criminal who broke the vase is...

The criminal is...

You, Beom!

Me again? Me? Grandpa! Why is it always me? Why me?

I'll tell you why it's you.

You were eating toast in the kitchen, and then you came out to watch TV.

You saw the vase with the tiger on it, and you broke it while looking at it.

Why would I touch something as old and dirty as that vase?

Because, that's when the rerun of Jumong was playing.

You got curious and tried to drink water from it, like on Jumong, and dropped it!

Oh, so that's what happened!

What do you mean, 'so that's what happened'?

Grandpa, does that make sense to you?

Now you're really pushing it, Father.

Who in the world would use the vase to drink water after watching Jumong?

You're speaking absolute nonsense now.

How is that nonsense?

If you're that bored, go sleep. Why do you keep bothering the kids?

Hey! Go home already!

I'm telling you, I'm right!

- Stop it, please. Stop. - Give it up.

- Kids, go home! - Good night.

I'm telling you, Beom is the criminal. I'm positive.

Why doesn't anyone believe me? Why?

I'm positive!

Isn't that commercial funny? I laugh every time I see it.

I need to use the bathroom.

Okay.

Minyong

- Hello? - It's me.

Why are you two taking turns to call?

Is your date that boring?

Happy birthday.

Thanks for remembering.

Oh, wait. Minjung told you, didn't she?

I knew.

No way. Based on your track record, I doubt it.

Yeah. I'm sorry about that, too.

What?

I'm sorry I messed up on your birthday last year.

Why are you bringing up the past?

Back then I figured it was just one of many birthdays I'd be spending with you.

I had no idea it'd be the last one. I was an idiot.

This year, I didn't drink and I remembered, but I'm not in a position to celebrate with you.

You understand, right?

Who asked you to do anything for my birthday?

You don't need to do anything. I'm having a great time.

Do you know where I am right now? What's with you anyway?

What are you talking about last year for? You're just making me mad again.

Why are you calling me in the middle of your date?

Minjung might think it's weird.

I'm going to go.

Okay.

Bye.

Youngmin's coming. Bye.

How much is the surgery?

I'm not a vendor, I'm a doctor.

Is it expensive?

I thought you weren't coming back.

I guess the movie started already.

Sorry. Grandpa sometimes starts talking nonsense like that and won't stop.

Don't worry, I know. I wonder who really broke it.

What are you saying? Why are you looking at me?

You don't think I did it, do you? Is that what you really think?

What? When did I say that?

You shouldn't accuse people like that. That's messed up.

Make no mistake. What was it, a Goguryeo celadon?

Even if you gave me 100 of those, I couldn't care less.

Bye.

Bye, Yumi.

Goguryeo celadon? I've heard of Goryeo celadon, but not Goguryeo.

Man, she is too much.

Hey, it can happen.

Should we get some coffee? Or how about a few drinks?

- Mr. Lee. - Yes?

Don't worry about me. Go ahead.

Go where?

Where are you telling me to go?

I think I'd rather have drinks. What about you, Miss Seo?

It's the vice principal. Excuse me.

Hello?

Miss Seo, sorry to call you so late.

I wanted to talk to you about the report I asked you for.

The report?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I should've sent it to you by tonight. I'm sorry.

No, no, I didn't call to tell you to hand it in now, I just wanted to check with you.

I'll finish it and mail it to you right now.

Oh, it's not urgent at all.

You can give it to me on Monday.

No, sir, I'll finish it as soon as possible and text you to let you know I sent it.

Hello? Hello? Miss Seo?

Why is she being such a hard-worker all of a sudden?

You're going to school at this time?

Yes, the file is saved on the school computer.

I'm really sorry.

But why is he asking for it on the weekend...

Is it that urgent?

Yes, he sounded really mad.

Taxi! Taxi!

Unbelievable.

Don't get in!

Why not? I'll take you there.

It's okay. I can go alone.

- Pungpa High School, please. - Okay.

Why is a young woman like you sighing so loudly?

Yes, well...

Did your boyfriend do something to upset you?

Does he not treat you right?

No, he treats me very well.

But my heart still hurts.

Why is what I'm saying strange?

Why are you all saying that I'm wrong?

Of course it's strange. You don't think it's strange?

What's so strange about it? It could've totally happened like that.

Oh, come on. You're a strange man.

If someone else said that, you'd call them crazy and kick them.

Why do you keep talking such nonsense?

Oh, good grief.

Does it really not make sense?

Do you really think it does?

Really? Man...

[12 hours ago] - Where are you going? - Uncle Minyong has a bunch of comic books.

I want to see, too.

Oh, wait. Isn't it time for Jumong?

What's that?

I never saw this before.

It's a tiger. My name is Beom, too.

Beom and tiger. This totally has my name on it.

Oh, so you drink wine like that.

Wow, this tiger's got my name.

This is just like Jumong.

That sure tastes good!

Follow me!

Oh, no, what do I do?

Taxi!

Minjung, is that you?

Report: Stupid Seo Minjung Stupid Seo Minjung Stupid Seo Minjung Stupid Seo Minjung

Who is it?

Are you surprised?

I thought you couldn't come.

I couldn't stop thinking about you. I took the last plane back.

Are you impressed?

I really am.

I had something really special prepared for you tonight.

I had to cancel the reservations though.

I'll do it for you next week, so be ready.

This is more than enough.

Why are you staring at me like that?

Why... Why did you come here?

Am I not allowed to? I was abandoned, and had nowhere to go.

I thought you'd go somewhere else.

Where do you keep expecting me to go?

I'm going to be right here.

I have a long way to go before I finish.

Don't worry about me.

Why aren't you working?

I am. I am.