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Director, we're all accounted for!

We're halfway through autumn, so it's fair to say that the sports season is upon us.

Sejima!

Yes, sir!

Recite the Legion's goal.

We have but one goal:

To crush the Bombers and become #1 in Shounan!

Nothing more!

What? That's the same as in summer.

Think spring was the same, too.

Cram it, you!

Yes, sir!

But if you think about it, there's no reason we can't beat the Bombers.

Indeed. Point number 1: The Legion has more members than the Bombers.

I see. Then what's point number 2?

Point number 2?

Number 2 is that the Bombers have fewer members than us.

Hello?! That's the same thing!

You idiot! Your noggin missin' its frontal lobe or somethin'?!

How's this?

The first display of my comparison chart between us and The Bombers.

As expected, Gonda!

You can only see the big picture when you're of a certain age, huh?

Oh, you're too kind!

Oh, look, look!

According to this, they're so poor they can't even afford gas!

Right! Because we're always sacrificing fun so we can work.

Look, look!

We've failed three classes each, but they've failed more than four!

Our parents get called out, but they get home visits!

Gonda, what's got you down?

I'd like to be able to say "nothing," but...

Listen up! We're going for a run!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Defeat! Eguchi! Defeat! Eguchi! Defeat! Eguchi!

Defeat! The Bombers! Defeat! The Bombers!

SPORTS-MAD SPECIAL SPORTS-MAD SPECIAL SPORTS-MAD SPECIAL

You're late! One point penalty!

Good lord, just how many times are you going to do this?!

Inoue?

Here!

Uehara?

Here!

Eguchi!

Here!

Dummy.

Hi.

Damn it... if I'd been there one step sooner...

Yeah, that was unlucky.

Shut up, not like it's your problem.

That's the third time I've been late to that class.

If I keep missing class, my grades won't be looking too good.

I had to leave in a hurry, so my hair is all over the place.

Akira, you bring your hair grease?

Yeah, it's in my locker. Keiba brand is okay, right?

What?

I said, it's Keiba Grease. That's okay, right?

It's not Yanagiya? Eikichi Yazawa uses Yanagiya.

No, it's Keiba.

It's my favorite. I've been using it for the past three years, you know?

So lame.

Ah, that's no good.

If I'm talkin' hair grease, it's gotta be Yanagiya.

What are you saying, Eguchi?

If you want rock 'n' roller's hair grease, it's Keiba, I'm tellin' you.

No way, Akira.

Keiba's got no elegance. Using it makes your eyebrows thicker, you know?

What's that got to do with anything?!

Everybody'd laugh at me if I used an old-fashioned grease like Yanagiya!

What's that, punk? Think you can talk to your leader like that?!

Look, Eguchi, I get that you're pissed about your grades,

but you shouldn't take it out on the brand of grease I like!

Shut up, idiot! You know, it's my policy not to trust guys that use Keiba!

'Sup guys? What are you arguing about, this early in the morning?

What's that? It's about hair grease?

Ah, I see...

Eguchi likes Yanagiya, and Akira likes Keiba, huh?

Talk about lame!

You two are totally lame!

The only grease worth talking about is Orange Grease. That's it.

You ain't got nothin' on it.

Orange Grease?

And that's why flies buzz around your head!

Orange Grease is the best!

Harasawa!

What do you put on your hair?

It's Keiba, right?

Numbskull! It's gotta be Orange Grease, right?

Vitalis.

Sakurai!

Be straight with me!

I have a crew cut, so I don't use anything.

Yay! Yay! You're left out!

Eguchi.

What's wrong? You seem a little down.

It's nothing.

I already know. You guys got in a fight, didn't you?

I get you were irritated about being late,

but can't you be more a little more sensitive?

What are you saying?

If a man loses his style, it's life-and-death.

For example, this collared jacket with these loose pants.

For me, there's no other choice.

That's my way of life.

Basically, I'm hard-boiled.

Hey, Sakurai!

Huh? Tall collar?

Talk about lame!

What's that, punk?!

You've come to school wearing one before, right?!

But I'm wearing collarless today.

That's right! It's gotta be collarless!

Collared! Collared!

It's collared coat and loose pants or nothing.

Ah, my mistake!

Loose pants! End of story!

Tight-cuffed! Tight-cuffed!

Orange Calpis is better!

White!

Orange!

White!

Still at it?

Ah, you managed to slip out, huh?

Yeah!

Once the Handicrafts Club's members find you, they're a pain to ditch.

And just who is a pain to ditch?

Ta-Ta-Ta—

Eguchi, I won't let you get away today.

You're always skipping club.

There's hardly any time until the sports festival, so get your act together.

Tami!

Help me!

Akira, don't invite Eguchi out until after the Sports Festival, got that?!

Right!

"Handicrafts club"

- It's still not done? - Here look at this.

Thanks for waiting! Eguchi Yousuke reporting for duty!

Wow, Pres! Fancy seeing you here!

You're still alive?

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello.

Tsuyama, whassup?

Good morning, Eguchi!

Oh my, what's wrong? It's me, Yoshiko.

No, no!

Don't I look like Tsuyama Yoshiko?

No, not at all!

Ding-ding-ding!

It was I, your underclassman Okubo, all along!

What's going on with Tsuyama?

After I came to club and everything...

There's no point being here if she's gone.

Wh-What is it?

Oh? Why exactly is there no point if Yoshiko isn't here?

Well, that's fine.

Yoshiko said she'll be taking some time off from club activities.

She's... having time off?

Right.

And she left me a message.

"While I'm gone, deal with Eguchi for me."

Hey, why?

Why?

I don't know!

Tellll meeeee!

So by the end of the day—

- Sir! - Sir!

Ah, Gonda!

I found a cafe with a cute waitress!

Idiot! I'm on my way to work!

Gonda really likes to work, doesn't he?

Don't you know?

That guy's youth is carved out of time punch cards.

How terribly kind of you!

Ah, Gonda! Good morning!

Y-You're...

Ouch!

By any chance are you, um...

I'm Tsuyama Yoshiko!

Tsuyama Yoshiko, of the same high school and club affiliation as Eguchi!

I'll be working at this ice cream shop from today onward!

It's also the same school as Ishikawa, Sakurai, Marukawa, and Harasawa, we're—

You don't gotta list 'em all out.

Enjoy!

What's this, you already know Gonda?

Isn't that great? Gonda manages the part-timers.

Since it's your first day, ask him anything you want.

Yes, sir!

Hey now, are you seriously planning to work with me?

Aoi told me about it.

She said since it was my first part-time job, I should work with someone I know.

Why is it that women can't understand the tension between men?

I see, so it's your first part-time job?

This place ain't easy, you know?

Right! I'll do my best!

One vanilla ice cream!

Sure thing, boss!

That's what you say at ramen joint, you know?

How much was that, again?

200 Yen.

That'll be 200 Yen.

What sorta place sells the whole tub?!

That's 200 Yen!

T-The cone's upside-down...

Cones are like this! See?!

Whoops, my bad! Duh-hyuck!

If you become any more like Eguchi, you'll ruin your hope of a future...

'Sup!

Hey.

We decided the route for our next meetup at the board meeting.

Um... first we...

Whaddaya lookin' at?!

She's the new hire. Don't worry about it.

Huh?!

But she's Eguchi's—

Shut up.

G-Gonda, what's she doing here?

She's just a lookalike.

I'll be back after I go to the hospital.

You sure about that?

Yo!

Ah, you're finally done?

Everyone picked on me.

Ah, I'm starved.

Shige, can I get a bowl of salt ramen, Gentle-men's most delicious dish?

Coming up!

What? The most delicious thing at Gentle-men is the miso ramen. Right?

Right.

Don't be stupid. It's salt ramen.

Miso ramen!

Salt!

Miso!

Salt!

Miso!

Salt!

Miso!

You guys!

If you eat that, your stomach'll hurt so much, you'll never be out of the bathroom!

What?! My ramen does what?!

When that happens, you take...

Beechwood extract!

Tablets!

Beechwood extract!

Tablets!

And the toilet should be Japanese-style, you bastards!

The hell?! Western-style!

What's more, when you take a dump, you should wipe like this!

No, no, no, no! Like this!

Like this!

Like this!

From the front!

From the back!

From the front!

From the back!

Who does that?!

That's far enough, you punks!

Hey! Get back here!

Say, you're the honor-student type, right, Tsuyama?

You sure you shouldn't be studying instead?

Yeah... I need the money.

Why?

Our club is having funding problems, so I thought I should help in any way I can.

Shouldn't Eguchi be takin' care of that?

No, not at all.

I said I'd figure something out, after all.

It's my responsibility.

Does that Eguchi punk know that you're working here?

No, it's a secret. If I told him, he'd waste no time in coming to tease me.

You're right about that. He's an idiot through-and-through, after all.

You should break up with that toilet brush hair lookin' punk sooner rather than later.

Oh, no! We're just friends!

Oh, come on now!

What is it?

U-Um... ice cream.

Right back at y—

Hi, welcome!

Even still, there's not a single thing the whole team agrees on.

I guess we all have our views about the little details.

That's for sure. If someone prefers loose pants, another prefers tight.

If one prefers straight hair, another prefers a perm.

And if one prefers a four-stroke, another prefers a two-stroke.

Yay! You're left out!

How mean...

Eguchi, don't be so hard on him.

Harasawa wants to get his license more than anything.

Sakurai, that's the kind of person Eguchi is.

Us two-stroke fans gotta watch out for one another.

In that case, I'm your ally as far as straight hair goes.

Left-out!

Oh, now that's rich!

You all banding together to betray your leader, huh?!

This isn't just about a leader or a team anymore!

If that's how it's gonna be, let's settle the score at the sports festival.

Sports festival? In the bread eating race?

Idiot! In the pole-toppling!

Pole-toppling?!

Sounds interesting!

Alright!

I'll treat the winner to my shop's signature dish, the Super-Ultra-Special-Surf-and-Turf.

Super-Ultra-Special-Surf-and-Turf?!

You're on!

Bring it!

You serious about that punk?

Well, you won't know how stupid he is if you don't go out with him.

So why not give it a shot?

But unlike me, that toilet brush has no romantic sensibilities.

Oh, Tamiko!

How's the mascot? Think we'll finish in time?

To be honest, it's a bit much for me.

Come back soon, Yoshiko!

Oh... okay, I'll be there tomorrow.

But you know, if Eguchi doesn't take this seriously, will it even get done?

Yeah... yeah, you're right. We really need Eguchi.

What are you gonna do? It's in two days.

We only have one more day, huh?

Think we'll have to use our last resort?

Yep! That's what we've gotta do!

But I feel a little sorry for him...

What are you saying? This is an emergency.

Well then, I'll let everybody know, okay?

Yeah... okay.

Getting right into it...

With regard to the sports festival mascot we requested from the Handicrafts Club:

We no longer need it. So please cancel the project.

What?

The truth is, the committee's budget has run out,

so we can't afford any more expenses.

You can't! Because we're...

And I'm telling you in advance, the Handicrafts 'Club' will be demoted to an 'Association.'

What did you just say?!

H-Hey, that hadn't been—

And what's wrong with that?

Why? Please tell me the reason!

W-Well, the truth is, we think there may be an issue with the club's management.

Problem?

The president of your club. We're talking about Eguchi.

Eguchi?

The club's membership has been dropping year-after-year, has it not?

It is being said that President Eguchi is the very cause of that.

I'm certain... I'm certain that's not the case!

It is true!

There are students who like handicrafts, but won't join the club because of Eguchi!

You understand, don't you?

There's no way we can cut into our budget for a club with a leader like that.

S-So basically, it's because Eguchi is a delinquent?

You'll destroy the Handicrafts Club all because Eguchi is a biker?!

Th-That's not the case, but...

In any case, as long as Eguchi's personality stays as it is, this ruling will not change!

Regardless of the circumstances, I think you're being too one-sided.

Give us a chance!

A chance?

Let us handle the mascot for this year's sports festival.

Hey, hey, even if we wanted to, we can't spare any more funds.

We'll figure out the funding ourselves.

More importantly, once the mascot is finished,

please consider reinstating the club.

Can you really do it?

We'll be okay!

The Handicrafts Club has the great Eguchi Yousuke on our side!

When she puts it that way, I see no reason to refuse.

V-Very well, if Eguchi can oversee the completion of the mascot,

it would show that the management wasn't the issue.

Thank you!

And please, don't discuss this until you've come to a decision.

If by some chance Eguchi finds out about this...

I-I see... u-understood, understood.

That said, don't speak of this outside this room.

Tsuyama!

There's something I forgot to tell you.

We've been trying to keep this under wraps,

but you know about the relay race, don't you?

Yes...

The club who wins that race will receive two months' worth of bonus funds!

With that said, good luck!

I see! If we win that, I'm sure things will work out!

Thank you, Koizumi...

On your marks, get set, go!

Working hard again, huh?

Good morning!

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Yoshimi, tie that up properly!

Shut up, I know! Hurry up and go home!

Hey, Eguchi.

Where are you going?

To the club room, obviously.

What? You're still in the Handicrafts Club?

What's that supposed to mean? You're our adviser, you should know.

But you never show your face around here~!

Are you taking your club responsibilities seriously?

'Course I am!

I'm the 26th President of the Handicrafts Club, you know?

Liar!

President Eguchi doesn't show up more than once a week!

He pushes all of his responsibilities onto Tsuyama!

You lot sure are quick to SELL OUT YOUR ALLY!

You lot sure are quick to SELL OUT YOUR ALLY!

Even if we could sell you, we wouldn't get enough to buy a ball of yarn!

My, seems you've lost a fair amount of your authority as president.

Well, now that you mention it, I suppose I haven't been giving it my all lately.

Alright! I'm gonna liven the place up a little!

Just watch and see, Teach!

Hey! What happened, Eguchi? Are you okay?

You can drop the act.

Tsuyama!

The Handicrafts Club is a cultural club.

Such clubs pursue intellectual activities with the goal of realizing humanity's ideals.

Riding around on your bikes all night like "Man, tonight's the best! Vroom, vroom!"

Sweeping through public streets in search of a place where your fate does not bind you.

Why do I gotta sweep through my pubes?

President Eguchi! Have you even considered the position you're in?!

Between bikes and the club, have you ever thought about which is more important?!

Nope.

That's what we thought you'd say!

Rebuke yourself! Rebuke yourself!

Hey, what's going on here? Come on, Tsuyama, Tsuyama.

"Eguchi had the tendency to neglect our club while professing the value of manly friendship."

"The club members have passed a no-confidence motion which takes immediate effect."

"United as one."

In other words, you got kicked out of office.

...guchi Yousuke!

You don't seem the slightest bit surprised.

Tsuyama, you've always been great with jokes!

I'm serious!

Where'd you find this thing?

Until another member is ready to fill your shoes, I'll be serving as interim club president.

But should you take the club seriously and change your attitude, it'd be a different story.

Tsuyama...

Wait, please!

Hiya! Do you think it worked?

It's too early to say.

Wouldn't it be simpler to tell him what's going on?

You don't understand Eguchi's personality, do you?

If we told him what was happening, he'd go beat up the student council president.

Well, if he thinks he's been removed from office, he'll come crawling back.

Yeah... I guess you're right.

The sports festival is tomorrow.

If that idiot doesn't get it together, we won't finish it by the end of the day.

That's for sure.

It's no use if we don't have Eguchi.

But with the way he's acted up until now...

No matter how shallow and stupid he is, he's still the president. Have some faith.

Isn't that a bit much?

Deep down, Eguchi really is a sincere person.

Eguchi!

What is it? Are you ready to work as hard as you can?

What do we do? He's trying to get revenge!

F-First things first, we have to be patient at times like these.

This looks like it'll be hard...

T-Tsuyama!

We have work to do, let's focus.

She's right. We can't show any weakness.

We have to ignore him until he gives up.

"Poop" "Idiot" "Eguchi was here" "Dummy"

Wait, you!

Nah, nah! Come on out, sore-ass!

Sore-ass! Sore-ass!

I know... stay calm, stay calm...

Like hell I will!

Geez! Wait, Eguchi, you giant knucklehead!

Ah, ah, ah, ah. Mic test, mic test!

Ah, ah! One, two, one, two, one, two.

Stop! Stop it, Eguchi!

Listen, fellow students around the world!

This is Eguchi Yousuke, the 26th President of the Handicrafts Club!

While I was away, a coup d'état suddenly took place in the Handicrafts Club.

I was kicked out, being told they don't have condimence in me anymore.

Doesn't he mean "confidence?"

Well, words never were his strong suit.

While I was gone, they made this decision while recklessly ignoring the rules!

Answer me, women of the Handicrafts Club! Do you hate me this much?!

You oppose democracy! Justice stands on my side!

I'm not afraid to burn bridges! An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Doesn't have much of a way with words, does he?

Tell me why, idiots?! Take a shit and go to sleep!

Vulgar, childish, and cruel...

He's not human!

I'm borrowing this!

We made a big mistake expecting a guy like him to feel any remorse!

Yoshiko!

Eguchi Yousuke!

There must be absolutely nothing in that head of yours!

Honestly! You must be completely incapable of understanding how other people feel!

There she is, the dictator herself!

We're through! Quit the Handicrafts Club, right now!

I'll take over and restore the club to its former glory!

You can kill me, but freedom will prevail.

Die!

Wait!

Ah... let's go.

Get back here!

You don't... you don't even know anything!

I won't let you get away! I won't!

What now?

It's not something to get that worked up over, is it?

This is bad...

Go get 'im, Tsuyama!

Crap, she's still coming...

She's real serious today.

Now that I think about it, there was something different about her today.

Upsy-daisy!

Ow!

Wait right there! Wait!

That hurt...

W-Wait...

T-Tsuyama!

Why, why?! Do you really hate us that much?!

I can handle it!

If you're sick of spending time with only girls then speak up and say so!

Eguchi, you idiot!

I'm sorry, Vice-prez.

I don't know what happened, but I'll give being president my all.

I'll do it.

Okay.

Looks like we'll make it in time, somehow.

Yeah.

Thanks to Eguchi, you think?

Okay, so here you'll use the French knot stitch.

Hey, hey! Cut the chit-chat and get back to work.

If we don't hurry, we won't finish on time.

President, we don't have enough blue thread.

Use white instead.

B-But...

Okay, I'll run to the store.

It's okay. I've got my bike, so I'll make the trip.

Really? Well then, yes please.

I'll be right back, so hold down the fort until then.

It's like he's been born again.

Yeah, I guess Eguchi is reliable when push comes to shove.

I've seen him in a new light.

"I'm sorry, Vice-prez. I'll give being president my all."

Just kidding!

No cops around...

Alright, here we go!

My unrivaled cornering technique!

G-Gonda?

Hey, ding-dong!

Boo-hoo like a monkey and dance.

Oh, who might you be?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's with that getup?

Don't ignore me now, come on!

Shaddup! I've got places to be!

All the stupid kids makin' noise downtown.

I ain't got time for punks like you!

Walkin' round with a strange sense of pride.

I know! You've got a date, don'tcha?

Lookin' down on everyone they see.

Don't be stupid!

Is it Aoi?

None of your business!

That's right, we're crazy riders!

Boo-hoo like a monkey and dance.

You idiot! I've tuned my GPZ to perfection!

It's in a different league from the pile of junk you're riding!

WHAT?!

I've given mine a super-tune.

It's been a crazy night, and I've got one coin left downtown.

Eguchi, you really gonna stick with me?!

I wanna go wild, but you're bringing me down.

It works out, don't it? We're both speeding anyway!

I'm still not feeling the highway beat,

but my heart is pounding and telling me go!

Wait, Eguchi!

Eguchi sure is late...

We're almost finished...

I'm sure there's a proper explanation for it.

But this is Eguchi we're talking about...

Think he forgot about the shopping and went off somewhere?

Sounds about right!

What was that?

We've gotta have some faith in Eguchi.

Y-Yes, ma'am.

That's right... at times like these, I'll just have to trust him.

Beware of fires!

Eguchi!

Why, you little–!

It's been a crazy night, and I've got one coin left downtown

Wait, you little punk-ass!

Gonda, do you really have time to be angry?

I wanna go wild, but you're bringing me down.

Weren't you in a hurry to see Aoi?

I'm still not feeling the highway beat,

Don't make her sad, now.

You're not one to lecture me! but my heart is pounding and telling me go!

You'd better not make Tsuyama cry, you bastard!

We're always gonna be crazy riders!

Hey, what'd you just say?

Boo-hoo like a monkey and dance.

What would you know about Tsuyama?

I'm just tryin' to have some fun, but then you go and say:

Why can't you just try to understand how a woman feels?!

What's that supposed to mean?!

You don't know shit, do you?!

"Your face is kinda cute, y'know?"

What was that, asshole?!

Back at you!

There!

Tsuyama! Tsuyama!

We're finished!

We used white thread like Eguchi said and it turned out alright.

That looks like all of them.

We did it, Yoshiko.

Thank you for all your hard work, everybody.

With this, the Handicrafts club should be able to avoid a demotion.

Thank you.

Thank you...

But with Eguchi not back yet, you don't think he could've been in an accident?

No, I know...

I'm sure he's forgotten and is out screwing around somewhere.

Eguchi, at this rate, we'll end up on the other side of Mt. Fuji!

Then go ahead, turn around first!

What, you punk?!

There are only two choices for me: Progress or death!

You should just get lost!

I did it, I did it! I lost Eguchi!

This is proof that Gonda Nimousaku is back in action!

Out of gas...

Okay, everybody, please remember:

When you all joined this school, I had three trees planted.

The first is, that's right, perseverance. After that, courage, and then vigor.

Well today, I'd like all of you to show that vigor to your heart's content!

In the first place, this vigor is...

Blue team won by a mile in the stage-building contest.

All comes natural to the second-generation head of the Harasawa Construction Firm.

But is it right to treat it like an advertisement?

"Sponsored by Harasawa Construction" I had no choice. My old man would only give me materials if he got some publicity.

Tamiko, you heard from Eguchi? He's still not here.

Nope.

We've looked for him, too.

Please be careful, and try not to get hurt.

Let the 26th Namiuchigiwa High School Autumn Sports Festival begin!

Kinda like being on TV, huh?

Mr. Arai, Mr. Arai, please take your seat.

Second-year boys, please gather quickly at the front gate.

And to whoever took the bread for the bread-eating race: return it immediately!

Isn't it nice that the students get to forget about studying for today?

Hey, quit studying and exercise, exercise!

Damn it, I got a zero!

I've got eight.

Damn, what a hand.

Hey, that bread is for the race! Return it immediately!

Those participating in Event #5, the Obstacle Course Relay, please gather at the front gate.

Doesn't look like he's coming.

Yeah...

Nothing we can do about it.

We'll have to run the cultural club relay with you, me, Okubo, and Shimada.

I guess so.

This isn't good...

The sports festival has already started.

Damn it, stupid Gonda...

And I can't believe I ran out of gas...

The money for the blue thread!

Where's the station?

Next is event #6, the 800 meter relay between the cultural clubs.

The Student Council will now explain the rules.

Each club will have four participants, running 200 meters each.

We will proceed as follows: The 18 clubs will be split into three groups,

and the winner of each group will get two months' worth of club funding as a bonus prize!

Let's do this, everyone! We'll buy the fabric for the autumn crafts fair!

Yeah... I've been running every morning to prepare for this, after all.

I have to give it my all!

T-Tsuyama...

Where could Eguchi be? I don't think I can do this.

I don't think I'm fit to be the anchor at all!

Don't sweat it!

You taking part is what matters.

Yeah, we'll be fine! Tamiko is crazy fast!

I'm sure we can win!

The tension is picking up as the clubs will be competing with extra funding on the line!

As usual, commentary will be provided by Mr. Osaragi, head of Physical Education.

Go ahead, sir.

Thank you.

All athletes, on your marks!

Oh no! I really can't do this!

Yes, you can. You'll be fine as long as you do your best!

Nobody will laugh, even if you come in last!

On your marks!

And they're off!

Oh, the Handicrafts Club is falling back! What's wrong, Handicrafts Club?

Okubo!

Alright, go! go!

Come on now, show 'em what you got!

Do your best, Okubo!

Her fat is jiggling all over the place!

This is embarrassing, just drop out!

You've got guts to smack-talk the Handicrafts Club, don't ya?!

Almost there, keep going!

Good job, that was your fastest one yet!

Oh, my! This is a surprise! It's Amazing!

Tami!

Yoshiko, touch!

The Handicrafts Club has the lead and Tsuyama has the baton.

But the Physics Club is hot on her heels!

Oh! And Tsuyama is overtaken!

And by the Woodwind Club, the Go Club and the Photography Club!

She's fallen behind them all!

The Handicrafts Club has suddenly dropped to fifth place!

Tsuyama, puffing out your cheeks won't make you run faster!

What are you trying to do?!

I can't think about anything...

Just run! Just run and run as fast as I can!

Tsuyama!

Eguchi!

Run hard!

Eguchi! Eguchi! Eguchi!

Eguchi, touch!

Got it!

Move it, losers!

Get over here, I'll kick your asses in!

Wow, this is incredible! His mouth is foul, but his feet are fast!

That punk! If you can do that, why did you fail P.E.?

He's truly superhuman!

In a desperate struggle, he passes three people in the blink of an eye!

Go!

Amazing, amazing! Truly devilish speed!

But the finish line is so close!

Hooray!

Thank goodness, Yoshiko!

Yeah!

Eguchi!

Tsuyama...

Eguchi, you dummy.

I was worried this whole time.

S-Sorry.

But I forgive you.

After all, we won thanks to you!

R-Really?

Yup!

We did it!

We did it!

Lunchtime begins now and ends at 1:15.

You want some of my sandwich?

Hey! That's one point lost! The sports festival isn't over yet!

Get back to your seats!

Isn't that terrible.

I bet those kids care more about studying than the sports festival.

That isn't the only reason they tried to slip out!

Pay special attention to the first event of the afternoon!

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Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

Cultural Club Competitive Relay Swedish Relay ~Lunch~ Pole-Toppling (Boys only) 200M Dash Shounan Bombe

The headbands of various colors are simply magnificent!

Like white waves swirling in the blue ocean: The Blue-White United Forces!

A swarm of yellow butterflies dancing brilliantly atop deep-crimson flower petals:

The Yellow-Red United Forces!

Now is the time! High-school boys, this is your modern-age Ganryu Island!

The prologue to the decisive battle!

I'm cheering you on for today, Eguchi! Do your best!

The girls have it easy, because they aren't involved!

Eguchi, I'm surprised you didn't chicken out!

That Ultra-Special-Surf-and-Turf is mine!

Listen up. Maru and I will go on the offensive.

Harasawa and Sakurai, take charge of defense.

Leave it to us! If Eguchi comes, we'll beat him to a pulp.

Friends yesterday are enemies today!

A destructive feud that splits the whole school clean in two!

Who will claim victory?!

Time out!

Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

H-Harasawa, which team are you on?!

The Blue-White team is over there!

Let's give it our all.

Yeah!

Listen up, this is Osaragi! I'll pick up the bones!

Don't lose to Eguchi's team! Topple it with your lives!

Here we go! The Yellow-Red team has just raised their pole!

As has the Blue-White team!

Guard with your backs, everyone! They'll come in kicking!

Right here! Get one more person in there to support it!

What's gonna happen to us?

We really should've stayed home, huh?

Eguchi, I'm not gonna hold back because we're normally a team!

Might as well go all out!

Sakurai! Akira! Maru!

I'll turn you into shish kabobs on first contact!

Pole-toppling has a rich history dating back to the establishment of the school.

The number of people injured in the past 25 years is astronomical!

In particular, there has been a sudden increase in the past two years!

No doubt this was caused by Eguchi and co's fighting spirit which started a chain reaction,

resulting in the awakening of the boys' survival instinct, thought long since dormant!

We'll take out their commander first!

Yellow-Red's Ishikawa and Marukawa have taken the approach of neutralizing Eguchi!

Get your hands off me, you little shit!

It'll take another 1,000 years before you can deal with Eguchi Yousuke!

Assault with a deadly weapon against your close friend! I love it!

Use weapons where I can't see them!

Let's have a round of applause for our principal, who fosters this heroic drama,

and refuses to back down to public opinion which condemns this activity!

Not quite.

The principal always takes a nap at this time of day, so he doesn't even know about it.

Who do you think you're messin' with, bitch?!

Akira, looks like Eguchi really wants to go!

That's funny!

Suck on thi—

Maru, grit those teeth!

What's wrong?! That hurt or something?!

Eguchi, hurry up and topple theirs! We can't hold out for much longer!

Got it!

Eguchi, truly a messenger from hell!

He looks ready to guide you to purgatory like an angel from Hades!

A god of war or arms? Perhaps a demon, or Sanpei the Kappa!

He runs like a vampire!

Don't lean on it, you bastard! They keep coming!

Even if you die, I don't want you lettin' go!

Nice kick, Sakurai!

Eguchi, victory will be ours!

Akira, Maru! Hurry up and topple theirs!

Leave it to us! Let's go!

Got it!

Pieces of shit!

That's it, a little more!

Hey, how's our pole lookin'?!

I-It's still standing! Looks like Harasawa is holding out!

What are you guys doing?!

They have one stupid strong guy!

Damn it, Harasawa! Let go of it!

Shaddup!

Alright! Rock it, rock it! Just a little more!

Harasawa! Hold fast!

Eat shit, Sakurai!

Ah, Sakurai, the poor guy...

Come on! We're almost there!

Don't lose, you shitheads!

Which was faster?

I think it was about the same time,

but Ishikawa's side might have been a tiny bit faster.

Blue-White team wins!

The base stayed behind...

We're the Shounan Bombers!

What's with your face?

So all you did was knock over a pole?

Be straight with me.

I'm glad the Handicrafts Club was saved.

It's all thanks to Tsuyama, huh?

Yeah. Thank goodness.

Alright, I'll treat you all today!

Shige's the best in Japan!

He should be president!

Don't be stupid.

Only Eguchi and Harasawa are getting Super-Ultra-Special-Surf-and-Turf, y'know?

You're getting normal ramen!

I'm getting Special-Surf-and-Turf!

Eguchi sure is late, huh?

I bet he went to get cleaned up so he'd be the only one feeling refreshed.

When you get in the bath, where do you wash first?

My feet!

Lame! A biker should start with his ass!

A rock 'n' roller starts with his hair!

Your feet!

Your ass!

Your hair!

Feet!

Ass!

Hair!

Feet!

Ass!

Hair!

You're all wrong! A man should start with his willy!

A boy and a girl walking along the ocean in the evening.

It's a scene that's been done to death in pictures or movies,

but I don't think that many people have actually tried it to see how great it is.

I'm pretty fond of this time of day. Have I told you?

No, why's that?

How can I put this...

Right as the sun sets below the horizon, the ground and the sky turn the same color.

It's more of a blue than a purple, I guess...

They both seem so far apart, yet blend seamlessly into each other.

It's kind of like I'm going back to a simpler time.

I was always told you were more likely to get in an accident at this time of day.

You're a buzzkill sometimes, Tsuyama.

G-Gonda, it's Eguchi!

Let's settle our long-standing grudge right now!

Yeah...

G-Gonda.

I'm calling it off for today. Let's go!

H-How come?

Eguchi!

I'll let you go for today!

Be grateful that I'm a romantic!

Gonda!

What's with him?

Thank you, Shift-Manager Gonda.

So, like I was saying...

Don't you just love this time of day?

Yeah, I think that, too!

Especially when I'm together with Eguchi...

I can't find really the words, but I'm in love this very moment,

with the way the sunset turns into a gentle blue.

I have everything that's precious to me,

as long as I have the sea and you by my side.

Do you remember how we met?

I just want you to hold me!

My BLUE will never disappear.

The BLUE pouring out of my chest.

I love you, so I never want to leave your side.

My BLUE is a little painful.

The BLUE of my youth.

We'll never lose our way as long as we're together.

My BLUE will never disappear.

The BLUE pouring out of my chest.

I love you, so I never want to leave your side.

My BLUE is a little painful.

The BLUE of my youth.

We'll never lose our way as long as we're together.

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