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I definitely have a hard time relaxing.

There's just so much that has to be done. It's non-stop.

- Definitely I'm like a workaholic. - Yeah.

Probably a problem.

Suddenly... I can't do all the... Things.

It's just like... My hip goes out.

The hip replacement will last the rest of your life.

Do it now, and get it over with,

- so you go live your life. - Yeah.

I cried nonstop all day for the first three weeks.

Emotional roller coaster.

It's just the baby blues, and then it kind of goes away.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

Well, guess what?

Oh, my God! No. No.

This is a really, really big week for us.

Every day is crazy.

We just got back from the Grammys.

We have this photo shoot for Daring vegan chicken.

Babe, Peter's harassing me. Look.

- He's putting these craziest wigs. - I love that, babe.

- Stop. Stop, right now. - I love it.

We have Jimmy Kimmel.

We have show press all week for the launch of our Hulu show,

you may have heard of it, The Kardashians.

You've got to stop.

- This could sink the campaign. - It's so hot.

Also our Hulu launched premiere

where we can all watch the show together.

And we got married.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

Five and a half hours after the Grammys,

Travis tied the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony.

It's so good for you.

The fact that you think this is hot is alarming.

- Babe. - This was my haircut in 6th grade.

- Really? - It's horrendous.

We are onto something, babe. No.

Stop right now. This is... No. No.

So can we talk about Vegas?

- Yeah. - What happened?

Babe.

- Many things happened in Vegas. - Yeah.

Babe, should we show Simon our videos?

- Yes, you have to. - Yeah.

Well, guess what?

I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.

I don't even know where to begin.

Vegas with Travis is really fun.

He's like, "It's the Grammys and it's our first Grammys together,

"let's make this the best night ever."

We had the best day and night at the Grammys.

And then after, we went to eat... We were starving.

We found the best vegan sushi dive restaurant

in a strip mall.

It is.

It's like made of like tofu and avocado and like...

I know, but it's a vegan sushi. It's like sushi rolls.

It's so good.

- And then we were like... - She started looking more into it.

Looking up like cute little chapels.

We knew that Elvis had to marry us.

It was the only one open at that hour.

Nobody was around, like it was security, his manager...

And then my drum tech who's like a photographer.

- Did you walk down the aisle? - Yes.

I can't...

- Please tell me you have videos of this. - But I blacked out.

I actually don't remember, though.

I didn't even remember Elvis, like, sang to me,

walking down the aisle, I just didn't remember.

I didn't remember I had a bouquet.

- The bouquet on the floor. - God!

After I threw the bouquet.

- I can't believe this happened. - I threw the bouquet in the air.

Oh, my...

This is insane.

I'm dying!

I'm, like, slurring if you can't hear.

When they were like, "Do you, Travis, take Khloé..."

She fell to the ground.

- Khloé? Stop. - Yes, they kept calling her Khloé.

When Elvis was marrying us, he's like,

"I, Khloé, take thee Travis."

And I just, like, lost my mind, fell straight on the floor,

and we, like, couldn't get up.

You guys, Kourt was on one. It was so good.

Yeah, tequila. Tequila Kourtney is a person.

- Yeah, it is like... - It's a whole thing.

She is her own person.

I did throw up after, though,

and took my top off and unbuttoned my pants,

and I had to walk back through the hotel

with a million people taking my photo.

I was a hot slob kebab.

If that's anything like our real wedding, I'll be really stoked.

'Cause it was awesome.

- It was so fun. - That was the most fun.

We did try to get a license,

but they wouldn't give us the certificate.

It was 2:00 a.m.,

and I'm sure we probably could have got a license the next day,

but what could be a more fun night in Vegas?

I am truly living my best life.

Don't let anyone tell you any different.

Perfect. I'm ready.

- You're ready? - I'm ready.

Are we good?

- Two-three minutes. - Two-three minutes?

- And Kourtney's getting her first look? - Yeah.

Simon Huck, who's one of my best friends,

started working with the brand, Daring Chicken.

And doing the campaign for this vegan chicken brand

just makes sense for us,

and it's something that we're both really passionate about.

I guess vegans do have more fun.

It's like so cheesy.

Here's your bucket.

- They are delicious. - It's good.

I would not lie to you.

All right, okay, let's go. And, action!

Here we go

I got this feeling I, I got this feeling...

That's good, that's good.

All right. Got that.

We're two weeks. Can you believe it?

Listen, I'll be happy just to be moving around

the way that I like to move around.

This is very slow for me. I don't have a lot of patience.

- I know. - You know?

Yeah. No. I totally get it.

Just remember, it takes six weeks

- for the bone to be attached. - Yeah.

It's been two weeks since my surgery and I'm really excited

because I'm getting my stitches out today.

Walk over to that Pilates reformer.

I just want to see you walk a little bit.

I'm just ready for this to be over, and I just want to get back to my life.

- Do you wanna take the stitches out? - Yeah. I wanna do that.

Okay. All right, go away. You don't need to watch this.

- Yeah. Give her a second. - Okay.

We're gonna take this whole plastic thing off.

- Shit! - Sorry. Sorry, one more and we're done.

This one's a little stuck. But you're good. You're good.

- Finito. - Sorry I yelled.

- It's okay. It's okay. - I know.

Yeah, I had six kids and didn't cry.

- You're okay. Totally fine. - Whoo! Okay.

- Finished. - Thank you. Sorry.

It's just such a mind .

Such a mind .

It's going to be okay.

Just feel... Sometimes you just feel defeated,

but I feel really good today.

- That's great. - It's just emotional.

It's just the whole thing is emotional and there's some days that are painful,

I'm not going to lie, that have been

really a struggle to get through a night.

All of a sudden you feel like you can't just get up and go,

- because your limit, you have to heal. - You don't understand these...

- I don't even understand why I'm crying. - Aw.

Some days are just more emotional than others,

and it's not even I don't know.

It's hard to explain, but...

I'm getting there.

I'm just so relieved I can get back to my life

and do all the things that I love to do.

So this is the new me.

For you, you're healthy, you're physical,

you have great bone quality.

Right now, you're moving around pretty good.

I have really good bone quality.

Just in case you wanted to know what is my, you know, talents.

I have good bone quality.

How about that?

Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- You're walking. - Every day gets a little bit better,

but I had my stitches taken out today.

You did? Where do you have a scar?

- It's like this. - It is?

I thought it was like a little thing that they went in,

like, kind of microscopically.

- Oh, hell, no. - I didn't know that.

- But yeah. - I'm so happy that my mom

went through with this surgery so she can be here and help.

Can you believe that Kourtney and Travis got married in Vegas?

It's not real.

We've all done it once in our lives.

- Yours was real. - I know.

I mean, unfortunately, we've all done it.

I haven't done it. Who's we all?

I'm not going to lie, it would be so disappointing

if Kourtney really got married in Vegas and I wasn't there.

But, I guess I'll get over it.

I mean, been there, done that. Kim did it too.

She didn't even tell me when she came home.

Yeah. I'd be afraid of me, too.

You know what I mean?

Are we sure it's not real?

I mean, you can look it up on the Clark County website.

That's how we found out you were married.

- Yeah. It's not real. - Okay.

It's fun. I think that they'd have had they gotten a permit.

What does it really matter?

She was drunk as a skunk laying on the floor, throwing up.

Who wants to get married like that?

- Who doesn't? Just kidding. - How sexy.

Yeah, totally.

What are you doing? What's this all about?

I had this like idea

to get some of my favorite lingerie models.

Alessandra Ambrosio. Candice. She's so pretty.

Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, the majors.

- And do a campaign? - For Skims. Yeah.

Like the iconic girls. So I've spoken to Heidi.

Candice loves it.

- Remember when we did... - Yeah.

- ...the VS Halloween? - Yeah.

They sent me one of Candice's outfits.

To wear?

- Yeah. - The fact that

you're the same size as a supermodel is wild.

- Wings can fit anyone. - Wings can fit anyone.

This is so pretty.

I think I'm gonna call the the campaign The Icons.

- Oh, I love that. -'Cause it's really...

- The iconic fits everybody collection. - ...any kind of... Yeah.

- With the icons. - Yeah.

Yeah, I just don't get it.

I don't get why being a workaholic is a bad thing.

I get shit done. That makes me happy.

Like I can't just sit and do nothing.

That doesn't make me happy.

Tyra is the one I want so badly, but she's such an entrepreneur,

so she just has so many other things, you know, that she's doing.

So, it's not like I have a lot of time. It's all happening.

Once I have the idea, I was like, "Oh, shit. We need to shoot this.

"We need to do this now."

I mean, I just have so much to do this week

and we have, you know, our first premier and...

Is everybody else available?

Everyone else. Yeah. I really, really, really want Tyra.

And I just am not sure that she's gonna do it.

Well, I love this.

I love that it's happening fast and furious.

00 a.m. The birds jumping at me

It's like I'm starring in a Disney movie

I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can

I think that I can make it there someday

But know that even if I can't

I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can

- Hello. How are you? - Hi. Welcome to the show, guys.

We're here to promote our new Hulu show called The Kardashians.

And it's about... wait for it. The Kardashians!

Oh, my God, I know, it's so shocking.

I'm excited for the red carpet tomorrow.

- Hi. - Hi.

KHLOÉ: Hi, baby!

My whole family is here at Jimmy Kimmel tonight,

and we are on to promote our new show on Hulu.

I'm already so nervous and anxious about the premiere.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

And it's really emotional,

and we have to relive things that are not fun to relive,

we have to go through things that we've already put behind us,

and that gets a little frustrating. Um...

That is, I think just filling me with a little bit of anxiety.

Mwah. I'll see you soon.

Okay. Bye.

Like ten hours.

- Was is it kind of fun or was it... - Yeah, it was cool.

Hello, how are you? How you doing? Hi, guys. How's it going?

Oh, hello, am I invading your space here?

- No. Please. - I'm sorry. Hello. How are you?

- Thank you for coming and... - You look so awesome.

I can't believe you've never been here before.

- Haven't I? - I mean, on stage. No.

- No, I know. - Probably been back here.

Yeah, every time.

It only counts if you're on stage, you know?

Dang! I thought I was chalking up all these points.

They said, Jimmy wants to have a debrief,

and I go, "Are we in trouble?"

- No, I just came to say hello. - What did we do?

I'm so happy. Okay. Come on.

- All right. I'll see you later. - Chop, chop.

- All right. - We'll see how it goes.

Okay, I gotta pee. It's a little hard to walk in.

I love myself, I love myself

I love myself

This is what I want all the time.

I'm gonna have a consultation soon.

- Consultation for what? - KHLOÉ: Chee chees.

- No. - Mom, listen. It's a consultation.

- No. - Okay.

You're perfect the way you are, Khloé.

Thank you, Mommy. Thank you.

You go down this implant road, it's not always...

I'm not doing a Pam Anderson situation.

It's literally what I was before I lost. I just want a little...

You know what? I'll call you later.

Yeah. Boundaries, boundaries, boundaries.

Starting his monologue. We have like five or ten minutes.

Oh!

Nice.

Wait. Mario, you didn't get any body-makeup on my tummy.?

- It has to match. Hurry, hurry. - Okay, everyone hurry.

It takes a village.

You might wanna get a video of my cute flowers.

KHLOÉ: Let's do this, Kimberly!

Let's do it.

Kendall, let's not walk next to each other.

Our first guests, combined,

have nearly a billion Instagram followers.

Please welcome Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé and Kendall. The Kardashians.

Welcome, how are you?

I love to have experiences with my girls,

and it's good to be back in action,

and I'm so excited, my stitches are out, I feel better than ever.

Kourtney, you're the Kardashian of the week.

You and Travis Barker went to a wedding chapel in Las Vegas

and by the way, all the photographers you have surrounding you all the time.

This is the picture they got of this wedding.

Kim, is this the first time you kissed Pete?

- Yes, that is. - It is?

Actually, for Valentine's Day,

- he got me the rug and the whole outfit. - He did?

- And the little Genie lamp. - Wow, the Kardashians are here.

Their show premieres on Hulu. We'll be right back.

I feel like I'm drowning

Strong

Me and my girls

I get blinded

Irresistible

Haven't you heard? I'm sure that you've heard

Hi, guys! Hi! How are you? Thank you so much for doing this.

- Thank you for having me. - I'm so excited.

These look so amazing.

Today we are shooting our Icons shoot for Skims

and everyone that I wanted made it, including Tyra.

This is like such a dream come true.

- Hi! - I wanna give you a hug.

- Thanks for having me. - I have to tell you guys a funny story.

I'll never forget it.

So we were in Miami, my first ever Victoria's Secret show.

I don't even know how I got in,

and we went to some club afterwards

and you guys were in there in VIP section.

And this is my daughter, Northie.

Look at those braids!

Hold on, baby, I'm telling them a story.

- And this had to have been like 2008-09. - It was 2008.

I just had my daughter in 2008.

2008 and I was like, staring at you guys like, oh, my God!

So the fact that you guys are doing this,

is such a big deal for me, like, I love you guys so much.

And I just want you to know, like I'm so appreciative.

Just seeing how far they've come,

and they're all moms and these entrepreneurs,

and still so stunning and so beautiful.

You have no idea how iconic this is.

You just have no idea.

It just... They were legendary. They are legendary.

The wings. We were wearing the wings. We were them.

That's who we were. They were Candice's wings.

And now I have the same girls modeling for my own brand.

It's just the most full circle pinch me moment ever.

There's no one more beautiful than you guys.

And the fact that you are doing this...

Oh, my God, this is so crazy.

So why are you not doing it with us?

- Oh, come on, guys. - There's still time.

Well, I'm still wearing Skims, but no, I can't.

- I love this compound you've created. - Thank you.

- The toilet, it was good. - Thank you.

- The toilet was talking to me. - Yes, yes.

I walked in, it said, "Hi, Tyra."

I was like, "What's up?" "Kim uses this."

I'm like, "I know, about to sit on Kim's booty."

Tyra's booty's gonna sit on Kim's booty. I had a bath.

I had a massage. It was wonderful.

Well, you guys are welcome here anytime.

- Anytime. - We'll be back.

And I know this is, like, the most evil thing to do to you guys,

but I have a surprise coming in a few minutes.

- Just a little snack. - Is it cake?

No, it's... My favorite is beignets.

It was already too late for me in any case,

when I knew that this was happening, I already was few pizzas in

and like, there was no return.

But what I love about your brand and Skims is it's for every single body.

- Of course, yeah. - You know?

And so I'm celebrating this body. This is who I am today.

- Let's celebrates. - I love it.

I'll get you whatever you want.

We're just gonna take everything that's not nailed down.

I think you should put some Skims on, Kim, and just rock it with us.

She's got some Skims on.

- Get in there. - I think we should all do a group photo.

I don't know if I could, I'm scared.

There's like 100 people. They're all your people.

- I know. - So it's fine.

I know.

Oh, my God! I'm totally not your typical model,

but like, this is insane.

Just for one photo?

- Right? Yeah. - Yes. You should do it.

I know these girls just know what they're doing and I don't.

So, it's just freaking me out.

Never once did I think they were going to say, "Get in the campaign."

Iconic, boo.

- Hi. - Hi.

Would it be so embarrassing,

Heidi was like, "You have to put on something."

Just to take a photo.

- Oh, my gosh. You have to do it. - One photo.

But I wasn't prepared.

I know but you'll look amazing no matter what.

- See? - What?

I got her to take her clothes off.

You got her to take her clothes off.

- I get Kim to take her clothes off. - And take a photo with us.

No worries.

What do you think I look the best in?

In like the dippy thong.

- Do we have that? - Yes.

Yeah. We do.

I really wasn't planning on it, but I'm not gonna turn it down.

Not next to these women.

We sandwich her.

Okay.

We Teidi and Hyra her from either side.

- Teidi and Hyra her from each side. - Exactly.

It is a Skim-some.

Ooh!

Dying. I need to powder.

I wasn't planning on this.

Thank, God, I've laser hair removaled everything from my entire body,

so I don't have to worry about like,

"Did I shave today?" Or anything like that.

it. I'm in the campaign.

I'm about to do a shoot with the icons.

Tyra, Heidi, Candice, Alessandra

and Kim. What?

What?

Okay. I'm gonna take full credit

for her taking her clothes off for this shot, okay?

Yep.

I mean, we could probably even double up here.

Yes, girls!

Let's do a Kim classic.

Yeah!

And then everyone lean your heads in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God! I feel like a supermodel!

It's just kind of surreal.

Let's go get a beignet.

I mean, I didn't even dream that I would be a part of this moment.

So this is kind of crazy.

No one's gonna stop us

What shall we do?

I don't know... I'm just gonna soak it all in.

- We'll just order a bunch. - A bunch of bites.

Can we do extra sugar?

I would like to try a big one, please.

Yes, Heidi likes it big.

I like it big.

I know my mom says size doesn't matter.

What matters is that it tastes good.

- But I think I like a big one, please. - Oh, my God. Okay.

Thank you.

I just want a bite.

Well, I'm shooting lingerie.

He has little ones. So there you go.

Oh, my, God. They are good.

I'm just so proud that these girls represent

the balance that is so needed between motherhood and working.

I'm so honored to have them.

Kim, can you adopt me?

I really would like to move in.

Plus there's so much space here.

I feel like this...

It's just perfect for me.

I'm just going to be moving in right here.

I don't want it go on, go on

Never gonna stop now, stop now

Living for the moment

We're crazy only now

Like the way I wanna be Forever young

We are getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians.

This is so crazy.

I feel like it's some huge movie premiere.

Feels just like,

"Oh, my God. We're like a part of the Disney fam."

I didn't know you can do press tours like this.

Like this must be what a movie premiere feels like.

I'm into it.

There's about 200-300 of our closest friends attending.

Big daddy is back?

Really? It's gonna be a fun day.

Living for the moment

We're crazy only no

Did I tell you that I bought a bulletproof car?

Never know when you need it.

KHLOÉ: May I ask why?

Um... Because I'm really tired of...

- People shooting at you? - Yeah.

I absolutely love living next door to my mom.

How do you spell 'zhuzh?'

Like when you 'zhuzh' something.

- Juj? - zhuzh.

I don't know. Is that a real word?

We do everything together.

We even glam together.

This isn't an actual word. First of all, you learn in school. Juj.

Hey, Siri. How do you spell 'Juj?'

Juj.

You said it twice.

Juj.

Siri!

Mom, I think you're just going to take a beat.

There's just sometimes it's just a lot.

Hey, Siri.

Siri.

KHLOÉ: I love being with her.

Siri. Siri.

It's just never-ending. It's just forever.

We're going to be with each other and I love it.

Hey, Siri, How do you spell...

Okay.

I found this on the web for "how do you spell?"

Check it out.

You know what?

Siri listens to me just about as well as my kids do sometimes.

And don't even get me started on Alexa.

Listen, you little .

I love us.

Listen, Siri. How do you spell juj?

How long does it take to do eyeliner?

Long.

I stress him the out.

No.

I drove you to insanity a few times.

Look at Danielle.

Grilling me always.

Pete is actually my plus one.

And...

I'm excited.

We're not doing the red carpet.

What?

- No. - This is your show.

- I know. - In fact. It's a black carpet.

It is.

So, yeah. It's so cool looking. Why wouldn't you walk it?

I'm going to walk it with my sisters.

- But this is like my thing. - Got it.

So he's just going to support.

When the camera's up for him, it's like a skit or a role.

It's not what he does.

I'm obviously going to talk about what goes on in my life.

And he's a part of that.

But I also respect that

this is like my job and this isn't his job.

So, it's like, you might get a glimpse here and there,

but it's just... It is what it is.

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Hi, I'm Kim. - Hi.

Who knew he was such a diva?

Has a grooming team, a styling team, a tailor?

Isn't that funny?

I know.

Looks like I've got it.

What time are you going to leave?

Are we going together?

- KHLOÉ: No, we're not. - Oh.

- KHLOÉ: I'm going with my daughter. - Okay.

KHLOÉ: It's time to go.

I can't really think about how many cameras and photographers

and video cameras are going to be there.

It just sounds like the most daunting thing.

To relive everything.

It's so jarring and pretty traumatizing.

It's really hard.

I do it my way

They say it can be done

Well watch me do it Yeah, I do it for fun

My way

Yeah, get it done

Okay.

It's our show, baby.

- Oh, man. - There we go.

Hi, baby.

- Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.

I'm hustling

I need a man to put some muscle in

...than a couple in

Champagne till we stumble in

Hmm?

I know, and it's ready to go.

What?

You're going to wait till the last minute so no one can make the wedding.

- And it's just us. - No!

No, I'm not.

I feel like it's good.

I think it could go out.

Yeah, it's perfect.

But then do we want it to have a subject line?

You don't think the subject line should be "Travis and Kourtney's wedding?"

Or should it be "The wedding of Travis and Kourtney?"

"The wedding of Travis and Kourtney"

is I think a lot cooler than "Kravis wedding".

- Oh, my God. Yeah. - Yeah.

One. Two. Three. Whoo!

This is my first big red carpet

since giving birth.

So, it's a little stressful.

I feel like I'm out of my comfort zone a little bit.

I have been in my pajamas for the last nine months.

- She's killing it. - Thank you.

But I'm actually feeling really good tonight.

I think it's gonna be good.

Kendall said she's not coming.

What does she have?

Well, I said, "I hope I didn't give you my cold."

And she was like, "No, I actually was sort of feeling it."

The day... Like yesterday.

But she said it wasn't really bad until today.

- Have a good time. - Thank you so much.

Hands up Come and dance with me

You can be what you wanna be

Hey! Don't stress

We're gonna have a good time

Sway! To the bass and the band

Yo, this is gonna be a good night

Don't wait Grab love by the hand

You can both get lucky if you try

Hey!

Hi.

Hey! Na, na, na, na, na, na

Thank you, guys.

Are you ready for the show?

Kim, right over here.

Kim, right in front of you, please.

It's our first premiere. I've never been to a premiere like this.

Kim, one time. Right in front. One more time.

Straight ahead.

We've never had this before, so the pressure is on.

Over that right shoulder, please.

- Over here. - Kim.

And can I get one this way?

What sisters are here? What order are we?

Only sister that matters.

Look that way for us.

- Hello, Lola. - Hi!

I don't think we've ever had a true premiere like this.

- Hey, Kylie, over here. - Kylie!

Start it on the left, looking this way.

It's really beautiful and just to know

that it's like our friends, people that we work with,

and family and our kids, and we're all there together,

like it doesn't feel overwhelming to me.

It's more like, "This is fun.

"These are our people, and we should do it for every episode."

Kourtney, on your left.

- Wow! Kim Kardashian. - I know.

This is stunning.

There's Kourtney. Did you see Kourtney?

Guys, right in front of you.

- Did I just barge into your interview? - Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

We have things to talk about, okay?

We have things to talk about.

You look so beautiful.

I call myself beautiful.

KHLOÉ: I love that everyone's being so supportive,

but it's any red carpet that I'm obligated to go to,

I feel like I'm just opening up the floodgates

for people to tear you apart and analyze you.

Why are we doing such a thing to ourselves?

It's like already we get judged, critiqued, scrutinized.

So hot.

KHLOÉ: And it's overwhelming and the voices, the comments, everything.

It just doesn't stop.

Thank you so much. We love talking to you.

Beautiful.

Khloé, looking straight at me please.

I did not realize how many people were invited to this premiere.

I thought it was more of like our close friends

and family that were going to be watching it.

You are matching.

Say hi to Amanda.

It's like all of Disney is here.

It's definitely not what we envisioned.

I mean, literally, Mickey Mouse is going to be sitting next to me.

Come up about a foot and we'll get the whole sign behind you.

Just like that. Right to me.

No. My anxiety is definitely still here. It's not going to go anywhere.

I just like, okay, just...

There's nothing I can do.

So this is going to go on no matter what.

So I just gotta just grin and get through.

Give her a kiss, Travis.

Almost. Ah, there you go. You're gonna do it. Yes.

Thank you.

I think to all the haters about Travis and I making out,

it's like such a beautiful thing to be able to live

as if no one else is watching.

You should try it sometime.

KHLOÉ: How are you?

Okay.

Yeah, I want to sit, like right in the middle.

You want a blow pop, babe?

Where's Khloé and my mom?

She's going to be pissed that I probably took her seat.

She'll live. There she is.

KHLOÉ: This is my fan club.

Guys, we did it.

On behalf of Kourtney, Kim,

Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and myself,

we're so proud and excited to be part of the Hulu and Disney family.

I never thought in a million years when we first started filming

our reality show, that I would be here right now.

That it would all lead to this amazing, magical moment.

And we can't wait for you to see the first episode of the show.

So, enjoy!

Thank you.

KHLOÉ: It's definitely a crazy experience

living the show

and then watching the show in real time with viewers.

Pretty much like you're at a movie theater.

And you hear everyone's responses in real time.

I didn't know it was this many times.

So fun to be able to show people the show for the first time,

and really see it on a big scale like that

and get people's real opinions.

This is obviously a really huge night for us.

I didn't realize how big and special this moment

was going to feel, I was like, "Wow, we are so lucky and blessed."

It was really cool.

It is filled with anxiety, but also, it's really cool.

Because you get to see, "Okay, Does someone think that's actually funny

"like I did?", like you know, when something is good happening

or when it's something enjoyable that you love to watch.

I'm at the new house and the construction is almost finished.

Wow, amazing.

That's really exciting and fun.

And then when you have to relive something

that's maybe sad or just emotions

you probably don't want to go back to.

It's really hard and it's hard to hear everyone's opinions.

You know I want to get us back together and build our family.

When I was watching the show and Tristan was on and telling...

I don't even know what he said because I blacked it out.

But it was, "We're just so great" or whatever the he was saying.

Hopefully be able to expand our family one day, God willing.

KHLOÉ: Liar!

I felt as if the whole theater was staring at me,

like, I was just like, "This is so awkward."

Because it's like, "What a crock of shit,"

like "What the and I believed you

"and I was listening to you and I was receiving everything you said.

"But you're a liar!"

And it just came out.

I probably made it a lot more awkward than it needed to be.

Story of my life.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, it was Khloé.

- It was like a movie premiere. - It was.

I have goosebumps.

I have pride for my family

and I'm just so filled with gratitude

for this incredible blessing.

It means so much to me that you guys came.

I'm so happy that I went through with the surgery.

Because this is the sort of thing

that I one thousand percent never want to miss.

And it's my first time in heels.

I'm gonna go eat.

Let's try to get out of here.

Thank you so much...

- Was it awkward for you? - ...for being here.

- A little bit. - Why?

I mean, just the, like, commentary.

- Oh, my God, you made it! - Hi, guys!

Hi! The show is so good.

- Thank you. - How are you?

- That was so good. - It was good, right?

You will change reality TV now. Do you know that?

Again?

I mean, back in the day, we used to watch every episode together

at my mom's house.

Every single episode.

We've never had a premiere that we've watched outside of the house.

It's just such like a milestone, and I'm so grateful.

A kiss on your face

A perfect day

Hi!

Come on and blown away with me

Do you want to go eat?

KHLOÉ: No. I wanna go.

I have to be up and go to the gym in the morning.

You know, definitely, when you go through things in life,

those things can steal so much of your happy moments.

But tonight really reminds me that I have to make myself do things,

because then I would be missing out on something so special.

Like, tonight was so fun.

I don't want my personal dramas or traumas

to take away all the fun that I could be having.

Next on The Kardashians...

I wasn't gonna go to the Met.

Because I was like, "How do I top last year?"

I told you my idea, right?

- Marilyn? - Mm.

The Marilyn dress is here.

This is a replica.

If this does not fit me, like I can't even try the original.

This is beautiful. I know.

I decided very last minute that I was going to go to the Met.

That looks really cool.

Travis and I are going to Milan

to do fittings for our wedding weekend.

So freaking cute.

Knowing that our wedding is less than 30 days away

is making everything feel so much more real.

She's suing us for over a $100 million dollars.

The mother of my brother's daughter

is suing for defamation and interference with the contract.

And we're leaving our fate in the hands of 12 random people.

What if they hate us?

When are we gonna be

And it's the only way to be

Let's chase the sun and never sleep

Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free

I don't wanna go on, go on

Never gonna stop, no Stop, no

Living for the moment We're crazy only now

Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free

Living for the moment We're crazy only now

Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free

You know the best way to describe how I handle life?

I'm like Tom Cruise in Minority Report.

And it's like, my life are these slides, and any time I'm just...

It's not in front of me and I don't have to deal,

I slide it out and go to the next picture.

Like, okay, Mom, in hospital, we're dealing with that.

Okay, kids, this I have to deal with that.

Okay, Khloé drama.

Let's deal with this. And that's done. Kourtney drama.

Okay, this.

I can totally focus just on one thing

and not let the next thing or the last thing

really affect what I'm doing right now.

I know that's like really crazy and rare,

but that's just like how I get through life.

KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

I definitely have a hard time relaxing.

There's just so much that has to be done. It's non-stop.

- Definitely I'm like a workaholic. - Yeah.

Probably a problem.

Suddenly... I can't do all the... Things.

It's just like... My hip goes out.

The hip replacement will last the rest of your life.

Do it now, and get it over with,

- so you go live your life. - KRIS: Yeah.

I cried nonstop all day for the first three weeks.

Emotional roller coaster.

It's just the baby blues, and then it kind of goes away.

REPORTER: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

Well, guess what?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHTER)

Oh, my God! No. No.

This is a really, really big week for us.

Every day is crazy.

We just got back from the Grammys.

We have this photo shoot for Daring vegan chicken.

Babe, Peter's harassing me. Look.

- He's putting these craziest wigs. - I love that, babe.

- KOURTNEY: Stop. Stop, right now. - I love it.

We have Jimmy Kimmel.

We have show press all week for the launch of our Hulu show,

you may have heard of it, The Kardashians.

You've got to stop.

- This could sink the campaign. - It's so hot.

Also our Hulu launched premiere

where we can all watch the show together.

And we got married.

REPORTER: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.

Five and a half hours after the Grammys,

Travis tied the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony.

It's so good for you.

The fact that you think this is hot is alarming.

- Babe. - This was my haircut in 6th grade.

- Really? - It's horrendous.

BARKER: We are onto something, babe. KOURTNEY: No.

Stop right now. This is... No. No.

SIMON: So can we talk about Vegas?

- KOURTNEY: Yeah. - What happened?

KOURTNEY: Babe.

- Many things happened in Vegas. - SIMON: Yeah.

KOURTNEY: Babe, should we show Simon our videos?

- SIMON: Yes, you have to. - Yeah.

Well, guess what?

I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.

I don't even know where to begin.

Vegas with Travis is really fun.

He's like, "It's the Grammys and it's our first Grammys together,

"let's make this the best night ever."

We had the best day and night at the Grammys.

And then after, we went to eat... We were starving.

We found the best vegan sushi dive restaurant

in a strip mall.

It is.

It's like made of like tofu and avocado and like...

I know, but it's a vegan sushi. It's like sushi rolls.

It's so good.

- And then we were like... - She started looking more into it.

KOURTNEY: Looking up like cute little chapels.

We knew that Elvis had to marry us.

It was the only one open at that hour.

Nobody was around, like it was security, his manager...

And then my drum tech who's like a photographer.

- Did you walk down the aisle? - KOURTNEY: Yes.

SIMON: I can't...

- Please tell me you have videos of this. - KOURTNEY: But I blacked out.

I actually don't remember, though.

I didn't even remember Elvis, like, sang to me,

walking down the aisle, I just didn't remember.

I didn't remember I had a bouquet.

- The bouquet on the floor. - God!

After I threw the bouquet.

- SIMON: I can't believe this happened. - I threw the bouquet in the air.

Oh, my...

This is insane.

-(ELVIS SPEAKING) -(KOURTNEY REPEATING)

I'm dying!

I'm, like, slurring if you can't hear.

BARKER: When they were like, "Do you, Travis, take Khloé..."

She fell to the ground.

- SIMON: Khloé? Stop. - Yes, they kept calling her Khloé.

When Elvis was marrying us, he's like,

"I, Khloé, take thee Travis."

And I just, like, lost my mind, fell straight on the floor,

and we, like, couldn't get up.

BARKER: You guys, Kourt was on one. It was so good.

SIMON: Yeah, tequila. Tequila Kourtney is a person.

- Yeah, it is like... - SIMON: It's a whole thing.

She is her own person.

I did throw up after, though,

and took my top off and unbuttoned my pants,

and I had to walk back through the hotel

with a million people taking my photo.

I was a hot slob kebab.

If that's anything like our real wedding, I'll be really stoked.

'Cause it was awesome.

- It was so fun. - KOURTNEY: That was the most fun.

We did try to get a license,

but they wouldn't give us the certificate.

It was 2:00 a.m.,

and I'm sure we probably could have got a license the next day,

but what could be a more fun night in Vegas?

I am truly living my best life.

Don't let anyone tell you any different.

Perfect. I'm ready.

- You're ready? - I'm ready.

Are we good?

- Two-three minutes. - Two-three minutes?

- And Kourtney's getting her first look? - Yeah.

Simon Huck, who's one of my best friends,

started working with the brand, Daring Chicken.

And doing the campaign for this vegan chicken brand

just makes sense for us,

and it's something that we're both really passionate about.

(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

I guess vegans do have more fun.

(LAUGHING) It's like so cheesy.

MAN: Here's your bucket.

- They are delicious. - It's good.

I would not lie to you.

WOMAN: All right, okay, let's go. MAN: And, action!

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

(SONG PLAYING) Here we go

I got this feeling I, I got this feeling...

-(CAMERA CLICKING) - WOMAN: That's good, that's good.

All right. Got that.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

DR. SNIBBE: We're two weeks. Can you believe it?

Listen, I'll be happy just to be moving around

the way that I like to move around.

This is very slow for me. I don't have a lot of patience.

- I know. - You know?

Yeah. No. I totally get it.

Just remember, it takes six weeks

- for the bone to be attached. - Yeah.

KRIS: It's been two weeks since my surgery and I'm really excited

because I'm getting my stitches out today.

Walk over to that Pilates reformer.

I just want to see you walk a little bit.

I'm just ready for this to be over, and I just want to get back to my life.

- Do you wanna take the stitches out? - Yeah. I wanna do that.

Okay. All right, go away. You don't need to watch this.

- Yeah. Give her a second. - KRIS: Okay.

DR. SNIBBE: We're gonna take this whole plastic thing off.

(KRIS GROANING)

- Shit! - Sorry. Sorry, one more and we're done.

(KRIS GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

DR. SNIBBE: This one's a little stuck. But you're good. You're good.

- Finito. - KRIS: Sorry I yelled.

- DR. SNIBBE: It's okay. It's okay. - I know.

Yeah, I had six kids and didn't cry.

- DR. SNIBBE: You're okay. Totally fine. - Whoo! Okay.

- DR. SNIBBE: Finished. - Thank you. Sorry.

It's just such a mind (BLEEP).

Such a mind (BLEEP).

(SIGHS)

It's going to be okay.

Just feel... Sometimes you just feel defeated,

but I feel really good today.

- That's great. - It's just emotional.

It's just the whole thing is emotional and there's some days that are painful,

I'm not going to lie, that have been

really a struggle to get through a night.

All of a sudden you feel like you can't just get up and go,

- because your limit, you have to heal. - You don't understand these...

- I don't even understand why I'm crying. - Aw.

Some days are just more emotional than others,

and it's not even I don't know.

It's hard to explain, but...

I'm getting there.

I'm just so relieved I can get back to my life

and do all the things that I love to do.

- So this is the new me. -(COREY LAUGHS)

For you, you're healthy, you're physical,

you have great bone quality.

Right now, you're moving around pretty good.

I have really good bone quality.

Just in case you wanted to know what is my, you know, talents.

(DR. SNIBBE LAUGHING)

I have good bone quality.

How about that?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

KRIS: Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- You're walking. - Every day gets a little bit better,

but I had my stitches taken out today.

You did? Where do you have a scar?

- It's like this. - It is?

I thought it was like a little thing that they went in,

like, kind of microscopically.

- Oh, hell, no. - I didn't know that.

- But yeah. - KIM: I'm so happy that my mom

went through with this surgery so she can be here and help.

Can you believe that Kourtney and Travis got married in Vegas?

It's not real.

We've all done it once in our lives.

- Yours was real. - I know.

I mean, unfortunately, we've all done it.

I haven't done it. Who's we all?

I'm not going to lie, it would be so disappointing

if Kourtney really got married in Vegas and I wasn't there.

But, I guess I'll get over it.

I mean, been there, done that. Kim did it too.

She didn't even tell me when she came home.

Yeah. I'd be afraid of me, too.

You know what I mean?

Are we sure it's not real?

I mean, you can look it up on the Clark County website.

That's how we found out you were married.

- Yeah. It's not real. - Okay.

It's fun. I think that they'd have had they gotten a permit.

What does it really matter?

She was drunk as a skunk laying on the floor, throwing up.

Who wants to get married like that?

- Who doesn't? Just kidding. - How sexy.

Yeah, totally.

What are you doing? What's this all about?

KIM: I had this like idea

to get some of my favorite lingerie models.

Alessandra Ambrosio. Candice. She's so pretty.

Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, the majors.

- And do a campaign? - For Skims. Yeah.

Like the iconic girls. So I've spoken to Heidi.

Candice loves it.

- Remember when we did... - Yeah.

- ...the VS Halloween? - Yeah.

KIM: They sent me one of Candice's outfits.

KRIS: To wear?

- KIM: Yeah. - The fact that

you're the same size as a supermodel is wild.

- Wings can fit anyone. -(CHUCKLING) Wings can fit anyone.

This is so pretty.

I think I'm gonna call the the campaign The Icons.

- Oh, I love that. -'Cause it's really...

- The iconic fits everybody collection. - ...any kind of... Yeah.

- With the icons. - Yeah.

Yeah, I just don't get it.

I don't get why being a workaholic is a bad thing.

I get shit done. That makes me happy.

Like I can't just sit and do nothing.

That doesn't make me happy.

Tyra is the one I want so badly, but she's such an entrepreneur,

so she just has so many other things, you know, that she's doing.

So, it's not like I have a lot of time. It's all happening.

Once I have the idea, I was like, "Oh, shit. We need to shoot this.

"We need to do this now."

I mean, I just have so much to do this week

and we have, you know, our first premier and...

Is everybody else available?

Everyone else. Yeah. I really, really, really want Tyra.

And I just am not sure that she's gonna do it.

Well, I love this.

I love that it's happening fast and furious.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

5:00 a.m. The birds jumping at me

It's like I'm starring in a Disney movie

I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can

I think that I can make it there someday

But know that even if I can't

I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the best I can

- Hello. How are you? - Hi. Welcome to the show, guys.

We're here to promote our new Hulu show called The Kardashians.

And it's about... wait for it. The Kardashians!

Oh, my God, I know, it's so shocking.

I'm excited for the red carpet tomorrow.

- MAN: Hi. - Hi.

KHLOÉ: Hi, baby!

My whole family is here at Jimmy Kimmel tonight,

and we are on to promote our new show on Hulu.

I'm already so nervous and anxious about the premiere.

(KISSING) I love you. I love you. I love you.

And it's really emotional,

and we have to relive things that are not fun to relive,

we have to go through things that we've already put behind us,

and that gets a little frustrating. Um...

That is, I think just filling me with a little bit of anxiety.

Mwah. I'll see you soon.

Okay. Bye.

(WOMAN SPEAKS)

Like ten hours.

- Was is it kind of fun or was it... - Yeah, it was cool.

Hello, how are you? How you doing? Hi, guys. How's it going?

Oh, hello, am I invading your space here?

- No. Please. - I'm sorry. Hello. How are you?

- Thank you for coming and... - You look so awesome.

I can't believe you've never been here before.

- Haven't I? - I mean, on stage. No.

- No, I know. - Probably been back here.

Yeah, every time.

It only counts if you're on stage, you know?

Dang! I thought I was chalking up all these points.

They said, Jimmy wants to have a debrief,

and I go, "Are we in trouble?"

- No, I just came to say hello. - What did we do?

I'm so happy. Okay. Come on.

- All right. I'll see you later. - Chop, chop.

- All right. - We'll see how it goes.

Okay, I gotta pee. It's a little hard to walk in.

(SONG PLAYING) I love myself, I love myself

I love myself

This is what I want all the time.

I'm gonna have a consultation soon.

- Consultation for what? - KHLOÉ: Chee chees.

- KRIS: No. - Mom, listen. It's a consultation.

- No. - Okay.

You're perfect the way you are, Khloé.

Thank you, Mommy. Thank you.

You go down this implant road, it's not always...

I'm not doing a Pam Anderson situation.

It's literally what I was before I lost. I just want a little...

You know what? I'll call you later.

Yeah. Boundaries, boundaries, boundaries.

WOMAN: Starting his monologue. We have like five or ten minutes.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Oh!

Nice.

Wait. Mario, you didn't get any body-makeup on my tummy.?

- It has to match. Hurry, hurry. - Okay, everyone hurry.

It takes a village.

You might wanna get a video of my cute flowers.

KHLOÉ: Let's do this, Kimberly!

Let's do it.

Kendall, let's not walk next to each other.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Our first guests, combined,

have nearly a billion Instagram followers.

Please welcome Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé and Kendall. The Kardashians.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Welcome, how are you?

KRIS: I love to have experiences with my girls,

and it's good to be back in action,

and I'm so excited, my stitches are out, I feel better than ever.

KIMMEL: Kourtney, you're the Kardashian of the week.

You and Travis Barker went to a wedding chapel in Las Vegas

and by the way, all the photographers you have surrounding you all the time.

This is the picture they got of this wedding.

Kim, is this the first time you kissed Pete?

- Yes, that is. - It is?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Actually, for Valentine's Day,

- he got me the rug and the whole outfit. - He did?

- And the little Genie lamp. - Wow, the Kardashians are here.

Their show premieres on Hulu. We'll be right back.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) I feel like I'm drowning

Strong

Me and my girls

I get blinded

Irresistible

Haven't you heard? I'm sure that you've heard

Hi, guys! Hi! How are you? Thank you so much for doing this.

- Thank you for having me. - I'm so excited.

These look so amazing.

Today we are shooting our Icons shoot for Skims

and everyone that I wanted made it, including Tyra.

This is like such a dream come true.

- Hi! - I wanna give you a hug.

- Thanks for having me. - I have to tell you guys a funny story.

I'll never forget it.

So we were in Miami, my first ever Victoria's Secret show.

I don't even know how I got in,

and we went to some club afterwards

and you guys were in there in VIP section.

And this is my daughter, Northie.

Look at those braids!

Hold on, baby, I'm telling them a story.

- And this had to have been like 2008-09. - It was 2008.

I just had my daughter in 2008.

2008 and I was like, staring at you guys like, oh, my God!

So the fact that you guys are doing this,

is such a big deal for me, like, I love you guys so much.

And I just want you to know, like I'm so appreciative.

Just seeing how far they've come,

and they're all moms and these entrepreneurs,

and still so stunning and so beautiful.

You have no idea how iconic this is.

You just have no idea.

It just... They were legendary. They are legendary.

The wings. We were wearing the wings. We were them.

That's who we were. They were Candice's wings.

And now I have the same girls modeling for my own brand.

It's just the most full circle pinch me moment ever.

There's no one more beautiful than you guys.

And the fact that you are doing this...

Oh, my God, this is so crazy.

So why are you not doing it with us?

- Oh, come on, guys. - There's still time.

Well, I'm still wearing Skims, but no, I can't.

- I love this compound you've created. - Thank you.

- The toilet, it was good. - Thank you.

- The toilet was talking to me. - Yes, yes.

I walked in, it said, "Hi, Tyra."

I was like, "What's up?" "Kim uses this."

I'm like, "I know, about to sit on Kim's booty."

Tyra's booty's gonna sit on Kim's booty. I had a bath.

I had a massage. It was wonderful.

Well, you guys are welcome here anytime.

- Anytime. - We'll be back.

And I know this is, like, the most evil thing to do to you guys,

but I have a surprise coming in a few minutes.

- Just a little snack. - Is it cake?

No, it's... My favorite is beignets.

It was already too late for me in any case,

when I knew that this was happening, I already was few pizzas in

and like, there was no return.

But what I love about your brand and Skims is it's for every single body.

- Of course, yeah. - You know?

And so I'm celebrating this body. This is who I am today.

- Let's celebrates. - I love it.

I'll get you whatever you want.

We're just gonna take everything that's not nailed down.

I think you should put some Skims on, Kim, and just rock it with us.

She's got some Skims on.

- Get in there. - I think we should all do a group photo.

I don't know if I could, I'm scared.

There's like 100 people. They're all your people.

- I know. - So it's fine.

I know.

Oh, my God! I'm totally not your typical model,

but like, this is insane.

Just for one photo?

- Right? Yeah. - Yes. You should do it.

I know these girls just know what they're doing and I don't.

So, it's just freaking me out.

Never once did I think they were going to say, "Get in the campaign."

Iconic, boo.

- KIM: Hi. - Hi.

Would it be so embarrassing,

Heidi was like, "You have to put on something."

Just to take a photo.

- Oh, my gosh. You have to do it. - One photo.

But I wasn't prepared.

I know but you'll look amazing no matter what.

- See? - What?

I got her to take her clothes off.

You got her to take her clothes off.

- I get Kim to take her clothes off. - And take a photo with us.

No worries.

KIM: What do you think I look the best in?

In like the dippy thong.

- Do we have that? - Yes.

Yeah. We do.

I really wasn't planning on it, but I'm not gonna turn it down.

Not next to these women.

We sandwich her.

Okay.

We Teidi and Hyra her from either side.

- Teidi and Hyra her from each side. - Exactly.

It is a Skim-some.

Ooh!

KIM: Dying. I need to powder.

I wasn't planning on this.

Thank, God, I've laser hair removaled everything from my entire body,

so I don't have to worry about like,

"Did I shave today?" Or anything like that.

(BLEEP) it. I'm in the campaign.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm about to do a shoot with the icons.

Tyra, Heidi, Candice, Alessandra

and Kim. What?

What?

Okay. I'm gonna take full credit

for her taking her clothes off for this shot, okay?

Yep.

I mean, we could probably even double up here.

Yes, girls!

(TYRA SPEAKS)

Let's do a Kim classic.

- Yeah! -(ALL LAUGH)

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

(NORTH SPEAKS)

MAN: And then everyone lean your heads in.

MAN 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God! I feel like a supermodel!

(ALL CHEERING)

It's just kind of surreal.

Let's go get a beignet.

I mean, I didn't even dream that I would be a part of this moment.

So this is kind of crazy.

(SONG CONTINUES) No one's gonna stop us

What shall we do?

I don't know... I'm just gonna soak it all in.

- We'll just order a bunch. - A bunch of bites.

Can we do extra sugar?

I would like to try a big one, please.

Yes, Heidi likes it big.

- I like it big. -(LAUGHS)

I know my mom says size doesn't matter.

What matters is that it tastes good.

- But I think I like a big one, please. - Oh, my God. Okay.

Thank you.

I just want a bite.

Well, I'm shooting lingerie.

He has little ones. So there you go.

Oh, my, God. They are good.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I'm just so proud that these girls represent

the balance that is so needed between motherhood and working.

I'm so honored to have them.

Kim, can you adopt me?

I really would like to move in.

Plus there's so much space here.

I feel like this...

It's just perfect for me.

I'm just going to be moving in right here.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

I don't want it go on, go on

Never gonna stop now, stop now

Living for the moment

We're crazy only now

Like the way I wanna be Forever young

KIM: We are getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians.

This is so crazy.

I feel like it's some huge movie premiere.

Feels just like,

"Oh, my God. We're like a part of the Disney fam."

I didn't know you can do press tours like this.

Like this must be what a movie premiere feels like.

I'm into it.

There's about 200-300 of our closest friends attending.

Big daddy is back?

Really? It's gonna be a fun day.

(SONG PLAYING) Living for the moment

We're crazy only no

KRIS: Did I tell you that I bought a bulletproof car?

Never know when you need it.

KHLOÉ: May I ask why?

Um... Because I'm really tired of...

- People shooting at you? - Yeah.

I absolutely love living next door to my mom.

KRIS: How do you spell 'zhuzh?'

Like when you 'zhuzh' something.

- Juj? - zhuzh.

I don't know. Is that a real word?

We do everything together.

We even glam together.

This isn't an actual word. First of all, you learn in school. Juj.

Hey, Siri. How do you spell 'Juj?'

Juj.

You said it twice.

Juj.

Siri!

Mom, I think you're just going to take a beat.

There's just sometimes it's just a lot.

KRIS: Hey, Siri.

Siri.

KHLOÉ: I love being with her.

Siri. Siri.

It's just never-ending. It's just forever.

We're going to be with each other and I love it.

KRIS: Hey, Siri, How do you spell...

AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Okay.

I found this on the web for "how do you spell?"

Check it out.

KRIS: You know what?

Siri listens to me just about as well as my kids do sometimes.

And don't even get me started on Alexa.

Listen, you little (BLEEP).

I love us.

KRIS: Listen, Siri. How do you spell juj?

How long does it take to do eyeliner?

Long.

I stress him the (BLEEP) out.

MARIO: No.

KIM: I drove you to insanity a few times.

Look at Danielle.

Grilling me always.

Pete is actually my plus one.

And...

I'm excited.

We're not doing the red carpet.

WOMAN: What?

- KIM: No. - This is your show.

- KIM: I know. - In fact. It's a black carpet.

KIM: It is.

WOMAN: So, yeah. It's so cool looking. Why wouldn't you walk it?

KIM: I'm going to walk it with my sisters.

- But this is like my thing. - Got it.

So he's just going to support.

When the camera's up for him, it's like a skit or a role.

It's not what he does.

I'm obviously going to talk about what goes on in my life.

And he's a part of that.

But I also respect that

this is like my job and this isn't his job.

So, it's like, you might get a glimpse here and there,

but it's just... It is what it is.

- SYDNEY: How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Hi, I'm Kim. - Hi.

Who knew he was such a diva?

Has a grooming team, a styling team, a tailor?

(PHONE BEEPS)

-(PHONE CHIMES) - Isn't that funny?

(MARIO SPEAKS)

I know.

Looks like I've got it.

KRIS: What time are you going to leave?

Are we going together?

- KHLOÉ: No, we're not. - Oh.

- KHLOÉ: I'm going with my daughter. - Okay.

KHLOÉ: It's time to go.

I can't really think about how many cameras and photographers

and video cameras are going to be there.

It just sounds like the most daunting thing.

To relive everything.

It's so jarring and pretty traumatizing.

It's really hard.

(SIGHS)

(SONG PLAYING) I do it my way

They say it can be done

Well watch me do it Yeah, I do it for fun

My way

Yeah, get it done

KRIS: Okay.

(REIGN SPEAKING)

It's our show, baby.

- Oh, man. - There we go.

- KOURTNEY: Hi, baby.

- Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.

-(SQUEALS) -(CHUCKLES)

(SONG PLAYING) I'm hustling

I need a man to put some muscle in

...than a couple in

Champagne till we stumble in

-(BARKER SPEAKS) - KOURTNEY: Hmm?

I know, and it's ready to go.

What?

You're going to wait till the last minute so no one can make the wedding.

- And it's just us. - No!

No, I'm not.

I feel like it's good.

I think it could go out.

Yeah, it's perfect.

But then do we want it to have a subject line?

You don't think the subject line should be "Travis and Kourtney's wedding?"

Or should it be "The wedding of Travis and Kourtney?"

"The wedding of Travis and Kourtney"

is I think a lot cooler than "Kravis wedding".

- Oh, my God. Yeah. - Yeah.

MAN: One. Two. Three. Whoo!

This is my first big red carpet

since giving birth.

So, it's a little stressful.

I feel like I'm out of my comfort zone a little bit.

I have been in my pajamas for the last nine months.

- MAN: She's killing it. - Thank you.

But I'm actually feeling really good tonight.

I think it's gonna be good.

Kendall said she's not coming.

What does she have?

Well, I said, "I hope I didn't give you my cold."

And she was like, "No, I actually was sort of feeling it."

The day... Like yesterday.

But she said it wasn't really bad until today.

- MAN: Have a good time. - Thank you so much.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

Hands up Come and dance with me

You can be what you wanna be

Hey! Don't stress

We're gonna have a good time

Sway! To the bass and the band

Yo, this is gonna be a good night

Don't wait Grab love by the hand

You can both get lucky if you try

Hey!

(PEOPLE CHEERING LOUDLY)

Hi.

Hey! Na, na, na, na, na, na

-(APPLAUSE) - Thank you, guys.

(SONG PLAYING) Are you ready for the show?

(PEOPLE CHEERING AND SHOUTING)

Kim, right over here.

Kim, right in front of you, please.

It's our first premiere. I've never been to a premiere like this.

Kim, one time. Right in front. One more time.

Straight ahead.

We've never had this before, so the pressure is on.

Over that right shoulder, please.

- Over here. - Kim.

And can I get one this way?

What sisters are here? What order are we?

Only sister that matters.

Look that way for us.

- REIGN: Hello, Lola. - Hi!

(ALL LAUGH)

I don't think we've ever had a true premiere like this.

- Hey, Kylie, over here. - Kylie!

Start it on the left, looking this way.

KOURTNEY: It's really beautiful and just to know

that it's like our friends, people that we work with,

and family and our kids, and we're all there together,

like it doesn't feel overwhelming to me.

It's more like, "This is fun.

"These are our people, and we should do it for every episode."

MAN: Kourtney, on your left.

- Wow! Kim Kardashian. - KIM: I know.

This is stunning.

There's Kourtney. Did you see Kourtney?

MAN: Guys, right in front of you.

- Did I just barge into your interview? - KIM: Yeah.

KRIS: I'm so sorry.

We have things to talk about, okay?

We have things to talk about.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

You look so beautiful.

I call myself beautiful.

KHLOÉ: I love that everyone's being so supportive,

but it's any red carpet that I'm obligated to go to,

I feel like I'm just opening up the floodgates

for people to tear you apart and analyze you.

Why are we doing such a thing to ourselves?

It's like already we get judged, critiqued, scrutinized.

MAN: So hot.

KHLOÉ: And it's overwhelming and the voices, the comments, everything.

It just doesn't stop.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-(CAMERAS CLICKING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Thank you so much. We love talking to you.

MAN: Beautiful.

Khloé, looking straight at me please.

I did not realize how many people were invited to this premiere.

I thought it was more of like our close friends

and family that were going to be watching it.

WOMAN: You are matching.

Say hi to Amanda.

It's like all of Disney is here.

It's definitely not what we envisioned.

I mean, literally, Mickey Mouse is going to be sitting next to me.

MAN: Come up about a foot and we'll get the whole sign behind you.

Just like that. Right to me.

No. My anxiety is definitely still here. It's not going to go anywhere.

I just like, okay, just...

There's nothing I can do.

So this is going to go on no matter what.

So I just gotta just grin and get through.

MAN: Give her a kiss, Travis.

Almost. Ah, there you go. You're gonna do it. Yes.

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

Thank you.

I think to all the haters about Travis and I making out,

it's like such a beautiful thing to be able to live

as if no one else is watching.

You should try it sometime.

KHLOÉ: How are you?

Okay.

Yeah, I want to sit, like right in the middle.

You want a blow pop, babe?

KIM: Where's Khloé and my mom?

She's going to be pissed that I probably took her seat.

She'll live. There she is.

KHLOÉ: This is my fan club.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Guys, we did it.

On behalf of Kourtney, Kim,

Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and myself,

we're so proud and excited to be part of the Hulu and Disney family.

I never thought in a million years when we first started filming

our reality show, that I would be here right now.

That it would all lead to this amazing, magical moment.

And we can't wait for you to see the first episode of the show.

So, enjoy!

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - Thank you.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

KHLOÉ: It's definitely a crazy experience

living the show

and then watching the show in real time with viewers.

Pretty much like you're at a movie theater.

And you hear everyone's responses in real time.

(ON SCREEN) I didn't know it was this many times.

So fun to be able to show people the show for the first time,

and really see it on a big scale like that

and get people's real opinions.

This is obviously a really huge night for us.

I didn't realize how big and special this moment

was going to feel, I was like, "Wow, we are so lucky and blessed."

It was really cool.

It is filled with anxiety, but also, it's really cool.

Because you get to see, "Okay, Does someone think that's actually funny

"like I did?", like you know, when something is good happening

or when it's something enjoyable that you love to watch.

(ON SCREEN) I'm at the new house and the construction is almost finished.

MAN: Wow, amazing.

That's really exciting and fun.

And then when you have to relive something

that's maybe sad or just emotions

you probably don't want to go back to.

It's really hard and it's hard to hear everyone's opinions.

You know I want to get us back together and build our family.

When I was watching the show and Tristan was on and telling...

I don't even know what he said because I blacked it out.

But it was, "We're just so great" or whatever the (BLEEP) he was saying.

Hopefully be able to expand our family one day, God willing.

- KHLOÉ: Liar! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING)

I felt as if the whole theater was staring at me,

like, I was just like, "This is so awkward."

Because it's like, "What a crock of shit,"

like "What the (BLEEP) and I believed you

"and I was listening to you and I was receiving everything you said.

"But you're a (BLEEP) liar!"

And it just came out.

I probably made it a lot more awkward than it needed to be.

Story of my life.

Oh, my God.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Yeah, yeah, it was Khloé.

- KRIS: It was like a movie premiere. - It was.

KRIS: I have goosebumps.

I have pride for my family

and I'm just so filled with gratitude

for this incredible blessing.

It means so much to me that you guys came.

KRIS: I'm so happy that I went through with the surgery.

Because this is the sort of thing

that I one thousand percent never want to miss.

And it's my first time in heels.

I'm gonna go eat.

Let's try to get out of here.

KOURTNEY: Thank you so much...

- Was it awkward for you? - ...for being here.

- A little bit. - Why?

I mean, just the, like, commentary.

- Oh, my God, you made it! - Hi, guys!

Hi! The show is so good.

- Thank you. - How are you?

- That was so good. - It was good, right?

You will change reality TV now. Do you know that?

Again?

I mean, back in the day, we used to watch every episode together

at my mom's house.

Every single episode.

We've never had a premiere that we've watched outside of the house.

It's just such like a milestone, and I'm so grateful.

(SONG PLAYING) A kiss on your face

A perfect day

Hi!

Come on and blown away with me

Do you want to go eat?

KHLOÉ: No. I wanna go.

I have to be up and go to the gym in the morning.

You know, definitely, when you go through things in life,

those things can steal so much of your happy moments.

But tonight really reminds me that I have to make myself do things,

because then I would be missing out on something so special.

Like, tonight was so fun.

I don't want my personal dramas or traumas

to take away all the fun that I could be having.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

I wasn't gonna go to the Met.

Because I was like, "How do I top last year?"

I told you my idea, right?

- Marilyn? - Mm.

The Marilyn dress is here.

This is a replica.

If this does not fit me, like I can't even try the original.

KYLIE: This is beautiful. WOMAN: I know.

I decided very last minute that I was going to go to the Met.

That looks really cool.

(KOURTNEY SPEAKS)

Travis and I are going to Milan

to do fittings for our wedding weekend.

WOMAN: So freaking cute.

KOURTNEY: Knowing that our wedding is less than 30 days away

is making everything feel so much more real.

She's suing us for over a $100 million dollars.

The mother of my brother's daughter

is suing for defamation and interference with the contract.

And we're leaving our fate in the hands of 12 random people.

What if they hate us?

(SONG PLAYING) When are we gonna be

And it's the only way to be

Let's chase the sun and never sleep

Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free

I don't wanna go on, go on

Never gonna stop, no Stop, no

Living for the moment We're crazy only now

Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free

Living for the moment We're crazy only now

Like the waves I wanna be Forever young and free

You know the best way to describe how I handle life?

I'm like Tom Cruise in Minority Report.

And it's like, my life are these slides, and any time I'm just...

It's not in front of me and I don't have to deal,

I slide it out and go to the next picture.

Like, okay, Mom, in hospital, we're dealing with that.

Okay, kids, this I have to deal with that.

Okay, Khloé drama.

Let's deal with this. And that's done. Kourtney drama.

Okay, this.

I can totally focus just on one thing

and not let the next thing or the last thing

really affect what I'm doing right now.

I know that's like really crazy and rare,

but that's just like how I get through life.