All language subtitles for The Kardashians - S01E08.en

♪ upbeat music playing ♪

KIM:
Previously on The Kardashians...

- I just wanna do normal things with you.

- Like, what would you like to do?

[laughing]

The most important thing
to me is spending time

with all my kids and my family.

Maybe it's time to,
you know... have a baby.

[coughing]

KOURTNEY:
Travis and I are trying to have a baby.

Our new thing is a panchakarma cleanse.

No caffeine, no alcohol, no sex--

- to have better quality eggs.

- "Kanye's coming out with a new rap song.

Kim is all in it."
KENDALL: What does that mean?

- It means he's talking mad shit about me,
and probably saying whatever.

Like, all I can do is control
how I react to something.

I can't control--
KHLOÉ: What other people do.

- how he treats me, you know,
or how he's always treated you guys.
KRIS: Yeah.

♪ "Glam" by Vanacore Music playing ♪

♪ Hot damn, I'm lookin' fine ♪

♪

♪ Better get back in line ♪

♪

♪ I'm lookin' pretty ♪

- Mom!

KRIS: Hey, guys.
KHLOÉ: Look at you lookin' cute.

- Hey, Mom, you look so cute.

- Oh, wow, guys. Thank you.

What are we talking about?
- You guys, I've never felt better...

KIM: You did your cleanse?
- ...then after my cleanse.

- I don't know if I could do
no caffeine just in the morning.

It's the only way that I can survive.
KOURTNEY: But guess what?

You would figure it out.

KRIS:
Did you lose any weight?

- I did lose five pounds,
but that wasn't my goal.

The goal is... it removes all the toxins,

and it gives you, like, a clean egg.

And then I did a yoni steam--

- A yoni steam.
- which I'm gonna buy
you guys all yoni steams.

- I don't want my vagina
to go through that--

- No! It's so good for your vagina.

You put, like, roses and stuff,

and you're, like, steaming
your vagina with roses.

- Ugh.
- Like, what is more luxurious?

- I don't know what the--
I don't know what you do that for.

I really don't.

A steamy vagina? It sounds gross.

I don't want it opened up.
I want it tighter.

I think everyone needs to do
what they feel like doing,

so if this is gonna relax you,
and gonna calm you down,

so you can drop that egg,

by all means,
[bleep] live your life, girl.

- It feels really good to me
to do this kind of process--

- Yeah.
KIM: Doing it naturally.

- We did all these healthy things,
and we made love,

and we made a baby.

So now that we feel really healthy,
we are going to try naturally,

and take a big break from IVF.

- Well, whatever your journey
you're on, Kourtney, we support you,

and, literally, there'll
be a lot of grandkids.

- This'll be the golden egg.

- So, who wants to do a cleanse?

- Not me.
- I would try it.

- Your life would be changed.
- All right, I gotta go.

KRIS:
I'm not sure about the vagina steaming,

but I'll do it all.
- Ooh, I love a good vagina steam.

- And you're gonna love it.
[Kris laughs]

♪ "New Ting" by Stella Mwangi playing ♪

♪ Fired up like blue flame ♪

♪ I bring back that new thang ♪

♪ Whoa, big ting man ♪

♪ Everywhere I go, yeah, I run the town ♪

♪ When I touch down,
betta hand me my crown ♪

♪ Hand me my crown,
yeah, hand me the crown ♪

- Coming!

- This is the most beautiful
door I've ever seen.

- Thank you.

♪ I bring back that new thang ♪

SCOTT: This house is beautiful, Khlo.
KHLOÉ: So, there's still a lotta stuff.

You know I'm not a good
shower until it's all done.
SCOTT: Khlo, I cannot get over

how close you are to Mom's.
- Oh my god.

Crazy, right?
- Now I get it.

- I just was over there.
I had to measure something for her.
- To see people in this family--

- Yeah.
- you have to buy next door.

- Yeah.
- Even Kanye--

- Mm.
- bought a house across the street.

- Yeah.
- If I ever wanna see Kourt again--

- Buy a house next door.
- buy across the road.

I mean, this is just spectacular.

KHLOÉ:
You wanna see one of my favorite parts--

- I would love to see
how organized you are.

I'm sure insane.

- I'm trying to show you.
- Okay.

- Da-da-da-da!
- Wow. Oh!

She's deep.

- I took a garage and I did this.
- Wow!

This is literally kids heaven.

- It's my heaven.
You know me, I'm not eating on a diet.

I work out.
- I know, 'cause you live--

- I live to eat.

I don't eat to live. No.
- Not eat to live.

- Want a chocolate-covered gummy bear?
- Strawberry?

Only if it's goin' in your mouth,
if you know what I'm talkin' about.

[both laughing]

Wow. This is such a cool dining table.

- Thank you.
- I gotta take this all in

'cause I'm sure the next family meal,

like, you'll probably X me out of, so.
- Oh, shut up.

I love being around Scott,
I love hanging out with Scott.

Him and I get along so well.
He's one of my best friends.

But, like, can't we just get back
to just, like, being normal?

I'm gonna go to Mom's offices tomorrow

if you wanna come with me,
just to... hang out.

- Why not?
- What else are we doing?

- Nothing.

- My mom has been asked
to do a MasterClass,

and I'm excited to help her
navigate through everything.

And, I mean, why not bring Scott?

He's funny. He might ask
the most outlandish questions.

Who knows?

- A-And you probably
haven't seen her in years.

- Yeah, no, we don't see each other.

I literally see her every single day.

- I mean, you could always
get a hold of her, which is--

She actually does answer
the phone no matter what.

She usually says, "I have to go."

But she answers.
- She always says,
"I'm filming, I can't talk."

- I'm like, "Well, they're with me, so."
- Right. I go, "It's also a reality show,

so your conversation can be filmed."
- Right.

- Oh my god.
Whenever she says that to someone--
- "I'm filming right now.

There's no way I could talk." I'm like...
- Yeah, "I can't speak to you."

- ...it's a reality show.

You talk on the phone in real life.

♪

♪ I'm comin' at you, comin' at you ♪

- Early sister workout.

♪ I'm a force that do anything I want to ♪

♪ I'm enchanting,
and you like it, don't you ♪

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♪ Bringin' the heat, I'm captivating ♪

JOEL BOURAÏMA:
Let's go. Last one.

The press of the cable,

and the push-ups on the bench.

- I have a question.

Have you talked to Scott lately?

He's being such a baby
about Kourtney and Travis.

- You know? Don't you think or no?

- I think we baby...
most of the people in our lives.

- Do you think we baby
the men in our lives,
and this is why?

- Are you being sarcastic?
- No, I'm-- It's like an epiphany.

- Are you joking? We, literally...
- No.

- ...hand-feed everyone.
- Hand-feed... Yeah.

- We coddle them...
We put them in a little [bleep] blanket.

We hand-feed them.
- We do.

- We give them the cozy collection.

KIM:
I feel like we baby
everyone at this point,

so moving forward,

whatever relationship I'm in,
I just won't allow that energy.

And, like, everyone that enters my life
should just be the biggest asset.

- Like, men wanna be... nurtured,
and then when they do, they're like--

They don't get out of that fetal position.

Then they're like,
"Aw... Kourtney is engaged.
It's been seven years."

Like, shut up, everyone.

- All right. This is like a new start.
We don't need to baby people.

♪ "Do Ma Thang" by King Flexx playing ♪

♪ I ain't felt this good in a minute ♪

♪ On it, I ain't tryna rent it ♪

♪ It feel like it's third-down,
so I'mma stiff arm like I'm Emmitt Smith ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm goin' in, baby,
yeah, I'm tryna win, baby ♪

♪ Yeah, you know the biz, baby ♪

KOURTNEY: Hi.
- How are you?

- How are you? This is so nice.

- Oh my god, I'm so happy you're here.
- I'm so excited to be here.

- [inaudible] have you.
- Thank you. It was perfect.

I was down the street doing panchakarma.

- Oh, you-- At Surya?
- At Surya.

- How many days have you been doing it?

- So, I just recently did 12 days...
- Oh my god.

- ...of, like, no sex, no working out.
- No sex?

- Yeah, did she not say that to you?
Was that only me?
- No. [laughs]

- And then, and then--
- What does that say?

Hmm.
- I know.

Gwyneth Paltrow has
a similar healthy lifestyle,

and we are both in the wellness space.

And so, I'm thinking about
doing this collaboration

between Poosh and Goop,

which is Gwyneth Paltrow's
health and wellness brand.

I'm on a journey.
- I love it.

Do you have a destination in mind?

- Um, I want to have a baby.

- Oh.
- So I've done all the fertility stuff.

- Have you?
- I've done-- And so, it's like--

- How has that been?
- It just makes me, like,

mentally, like, not well.

- Right, 'cause of the hormones.
- And so-- Yeah.

And when I did this to, kind of,
clear all that out of my body,

it just, like, felt, like, this is
what I'm supposed to be doing.

This year, I've been really
focusing on growing the business.

Doing this collab with Poosh and Goop

is definitely a step in that direction.

- How long have you guys been together?

- Like... a year and four months.
- Nice.

- Yeah.
- And you're ready to have another?

- Mm-mm.
- So, you don't live together?

- No.

- My husband and I
did not live together until--

We'd been married for a year
when we moved in together.
- Really?

W-Was there, like, a reason,
or you just--

- Well--
- It's just what worked?

- It was just, sort of-- I--
It was mostly for our kids

because it's hard, in a way,
you know, the step-parenting thing,

you know, like, blending families.

That second marriage is,
like, it's so beautiful.

- Yeah.
- It's just such a good opportunity to

do it.
- This is my first marriage.

- Oh, really? You've never been married?
- I've never been married.

- Well, you basically were married, right?
- Yes, yeah.

I do find her really inspiring in that

I feel like she's got purpose
and positivity with all that she's doing.

- If we do a candle collaboration,

I think it's such
a cool opportunity to, like--

for two... females
in the wellness space

to come together, and--
You know what I mean?

Sort of... uh, rebuke that idea

that there's not enough...
space for everybody,

and how they wanna show up
and contribute to the wellness world.

- I love this.

- I'm excited to hear a little bit
about, like, what scents you like.

So, do you wanna maybe
work on some different things,

and then we can meet again in--

- I would love that. Okay, perfect.
- Okay, that's awesome.

So good to see you.
- Thank you. You too.

♪

♪ Yippee-ki-yay ♪

♪ Yippee-ki, Yippee-ki-i-yay ♪

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♪

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♪ Livin' like a queen ♪

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♪ Livin' like a queen ♪

♪ You know what I mean ♪

- This fridge makes me so happy.
- It makes me so happy.

- Just, like, to walk by.
- I know.

- Just cute.

God, this just looks
so organized and amazing.

- Right?
- Yep.

- Ya know?
- Yep, yep, yep.

So, Mason, I took him the other day.
It was so cute.

So, it was me driving,
and Mason was in the backseat,

and North was in the backseat,
and I overheard their convo,

and Mason goes,

you know, "Can you drop
me off at Travis' studio?"

You know, later.
- Mason said that?

- Uh, he asked me.
It's, like, yeah, of course.

Like, not a problem.

And he was like, "It's so cool."

And he was telling North,
like, "It has--

They have these bikes,
and it's just, like, so fun."

And his tune has totally changed,

like, since the engagement.
- That's nice.

- And I heard him say to North--
He was like, "You know,

getting a stepdad isn't so bad."

And was like, "You know--"
- Wow.

- "they're not these evil people
like you see in the movies.

It's just not like that."

The way he was talking to her
was just-- gave me the feeling of, like,

everything's gonna work out,

everything's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.

Yeah.
- And it was just so--

- He was reassuring her as if, like, she--
- Totally, and was so excited.

I think after hearing this conversation
with Mason and North,

and just hearing how he's

getting along with, you know, Travis,

and just loving having,
uh, someone else around.

I just think, like, "Okay, there's hope."

Like, you know, one day I'll have someone

that can come around
and hang out with the kids.

- Honestly, I just feel like
I wanted to really make sure,

and... not just be so like,

"Oh my god, I met someone,
and I'm having fun, and he--"

You know?

And then just, like...
start talking about it on a show,

and then if we weren't
talking months later,

I'd be, like, an idiot, you know?
Or a whore. Either one, so. [laughs]

I feel like I'm always
a step behind Kourtney.

So amazing for me
to have a guide of, like,

"Oh, your kids are feeling this.

Okay, well, my kids
are gonna start to feel this."
- Yeah.

Just to know that that's what--
- That it'll be okay.

- That's your inspiration.
- And I'm, you know,

just starting to, like, date.

[phone ringing]

Hold on. I have a mic on.

I'm not... entertaining this right now.

No, no.

No.

That's cute. I could. Okay, gotta go.

Okay, bye. Bye, babe.

No, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

- You know what?
It's nice for you to try something new.

- Yeah.
- I think it really is,

no matter who you're dating,
my only advice would be

the minute you start badmouthing
the other parent in front of your kids

is the end of the world for them as kids.

- Oh, absolutely.
- They can't handle that.

They hear everything.

You and I--
- Oh, I would never say

anything bad.
Even if I wanna go--
- No, I know.

- in the other room and scream,
like, I, literally, am like,

"Oh my gosh. Like, this is so cool.

Look what your dad did."
- Yeah.

- Or, you know,
I'm always, no matter what--
- Supportive.

- I am so nice, so supportive.

- You have to be kind.
- Like, I would never not be that.

- And that's the example you wanna set.

- Yeah.
- That's why you're here.

That's why God put you here

to raise kids, and have a family,
and... be with each other,

and that's what life is all about.

It's all about your family.
- Yeah.

Even if there is some shit going down,

I will always try my hardest

to keep the co-parenting
relationship positive.

And I know my kids just wanna
see me happy, their dad happy,

everyone happy and getting along.

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♪ Oh, I independent ♪

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- Why do you have an Emmy behind you?

- Well, you know what?

You put it out there--
KHLOÉ: Is that fake?

Oh, it's fake. That's amazing.
KRIS: You put it out there,

and it just might happen.
- Stop.
- That's amazing.

Why the--
- Throw an Oscar in there.
- Yeah.

You have to put it in the universe.

- That is crazy

that you have a fake Emmy that's--

SCOTT: That's classic.
- No, it's a real Emmy.

Kim gave it to me for my 60th birthday.
KHLOÉ: Whose is it?

Whose is it?
- I don't know. I can't remember.

- You guys bought someone's random Emmy?

- Yeah, you can buy them.
Kim bid for it at an auction.

KHLOÉ:
Oh, so it's a real Emmy.
It's just not yours.

- Fake it 'til you make it.

KHLOÉ:
Hello? My motto of life.

- That's right.
[both chuckling]

- Talk about that in your MasterClass.
KRIS: That's right.

I think Hillary and Bill

are getting ready to do one.
- Oh.

- But let me tell you something
right now, kids--

- Are you gonna wear your glasses
'cause you look very studious.

- Scientists have done this,
Nobel Prize winners have done this--

- And now, Kris [bleep] Jenner.
- That's right.

What's really crazy is
I had started my professional career

when I was about 40 years old.

And to have MasterClass reach out to me

at this stage in my life
and ask me to do a MasterClass is wild.

I really wanna communicate
my style of doing business.

I think people wanna know
how we've created this empire

and these businesses--
SCOTT: Yeah.

- all under one umbrella.

- Are you worried or nervous
about your MasterClass?

- I am worried about my MasterClass
because I have one chance to do this.

- People love a takeaway.

- Yeah, they do. They love a take-- Yeah.
KHLOÉ: People want a little party favor.

- You should do a, a whole piece
on just catchphrases.

- "You have to always
be willing to walk away."

- "Not all money is good money."
- No.

SCOTT: "Don't get married to the deal."
- That's right.

KHLOÉ: Hm.
SCOTT: There you go.

- My mom is known for saying
a good metaphor or a catchphrase.

I mean, my mom calls me
Kylie half the time,

so I think she'll definitely mess up
one of her catchphrases for sure,

but she really is so knowledgeable,

and I am so proud of my mom
for doing this MasterClass.

"And you've never burned a bridge

'cause you always have
to walk back over it."

- That's right.

You meet the same people on the way down

that you met on the way up.
- There ya go.

- "Never go against the family."

- "Never go against the family."

That's something that
Khloé's dad taught me.

He taught me a lot.

What do you call it when you, like--

Chops. You--

- Wha--
- What?

KRIS: You know--
- Chopped salad?

KRIS: No, you--
- Karate chop?

[shouts]
KRIS: You-- Ah!

What the [bleep] is wrong with you?

I-- No, you bust your cho-- No, you--

- You bust your ass.
KRIS: hone your skills,

but you something your chops.
- 'Kay.

- You lick your chops.
- Ah.

- You-- Come on, come on. Come on.
KHLOÉ: Chopped liver, chopsticks.

- ChapStick.
- Choppy chop.
- Okay, you--

SCOTT:
Bust my chops!

- Bust-- No. Ch-- No.
KHLOÉ: Chaps!

You wanna wear chaps.
KRIS: Chops.

- Chops.
- You... hone your skills

and you blank your chops.

- Bust your chops?

- You-- Your--
KHLOÉ: You lick your chops.

- Lick your cho-- I think-- Chopped salad.
- No. There's something with chops.

Anyway--

- If this is the way
your MasterClass is going,

we gotta start all the way over

'cause I don't know what
the [bleep] I just learned.

This whole chip-chop thing,
don't bring it up.

KRIS: The chip-chop bit we'll--
- Cancel it.

- I really wanna be able
to articulate where I am in life,

and what my journey was,
and how I got here.

But it's a little nerve-racking,
and I really wanna get it right.

It's my legacy.

All right, guys,
get the hell outta here. I'm busy.
- Holy Chicago.

All right, well,

it was a hell of a nice time.
- Well, thanks for stopping by.

Very nice handshake.
- Next time we see you,
you will be a master--

- Yes, I will.
- of all disguises.

KRIS: Buh-bye. See you later.
- Ta-ta for now.

KRIS: Ta-ta for now.
KHLOÉ: Adiós.

[sighs]

♪

♪ You better watch out, watch out ♪

♪ You better watch out for me ♪

- Go all the way in. That's your inhale.

Exhale.
Squeeze belly button to spine.

Keep those heels connected.

There ya go, and the same time
you pull belly button to spine--

- I'm so excited that I got
the cover of Sports Illustrated.

- Stop.

- Really? Holy guacamole!

KHLOÉ: I am so excited for you.
KIM: Yeah, I'm so excited.

KHLOÉ:
When is it?

Or you don't know?
- I think it's, like,

on the 20th or something?

Sports Illustrated has got to be
the best, hottest cover ever.

- Where are you going?

- We're gonna go to the D.R.--

- Oh nice.
- I think, 'cause I know
a private place there.

- Oh, it's gonna be so beautiful.

- Yeah.
- I already know.

- The fact that they asked me,
like, in my forties.

I don't think any Armenian girl's
been on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

There's a lot of firsts here.

It's so iconic, legendary,
exciting, crazy.

- You're shooting your cover,
you gotta--

- I know, that's why I have to, like--
- work out.

KIM:
double time.

- So, you're gonna do
Pilates once a day, and--

- And a workout.

This is my one chance
to really look and feel my best.

And I really want to,

and I really wanna be prepared
for this and not be insecure.

- So, you've done

Balenciaga shoot,
Vogue... the cover of Vogue,

and now you're gonna be
on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

- I think this shoot just
represents a lot for me.

When you go through a divorce,
and you go through big changes,

you just-- everyone's
always finding themselves,

and I definitely have taken time to get
to know who I am and what I want.

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Wait, I'm very confused.
Does this have dressing in it already?

KOURTNEY:
This is the dressing, yeah.

- Well, Kourt's the good shaker.
KIM: 'Kay, we know

how much you guys love it.

Eating a salad with us,
and just shaking a salad.

- I think I've... made a phenomenon
about shaking salads.

- Shake a salad.

Whoa, you cut yours?
KHLOÉ: Yeah.

- Do you ever ask yourself why?

- 'Cause I'm a [bleep] freak.

KIM: What's going on with,
um, you and Tristan?

How are you guys doing?

- Good.
I mean, he's, like, trying so hard.

Everyone is doing great
in their own relationships.

Tristan and I are doing really well.

Kourt is engaged,

and Kim is so happy,
and just seems so much lighter,

and there's just, like,
a breath of fresh air.

Joge, what's going on
with you and your dating life?

♪

[ambient nature sounds]

- Joge, what's going on
with you and your dating life?

- Can't a girl just be happy and live?

[laughs]
- Yeah, a girl can.

KIM:
That's what I'm doing.

- I get it.
KIM: That's what I just keep on saying:

happiness, peace, zen, laughter.
KHLOÉ: Mm-hm.

- It's all I want... and I got it.

- A lot of laughter?

- Yeah, a lot of laughter.

- Stand-up comedy?

[laughing]

All right, okay.
I'll take that as a yes.

- Okay,

you guys are--
have stalked me long enough.

I'll finally answer you.

So, this is how it went down with Pete.

I did SNL ,
and then when we kissed in scene,

it was just a vibe.

And I was like, "Oh shit, maybe--

Maybe I just need
to try something different."

But Pete does not come to my after-party.

Everyone was at my after-party.
Does not give me the time of day.

So, a few days later,

I called the producer at SNL,

and I was like,
"Hey, do you have Pete's number?"

And they were like, "Yeah."

And I text him.
I wasn't even thinking like,

"Oh my god, I'm gonna be
in a relationship with him."

I was just thinking like,

"Heard about this BDE.
Need to get out there."

Like, I need to just,
like... jumpstart my--

I was just basically DTF.

I mean, it's obviously fun and funny.

- Yeah.
KIM: But it's not even just like--

Like, everyone thinks it's like
a... hysterical comedy show at all times.

I'm like, no, it's just, like, normal.

- Good.

- Yeah.

- I'm happy for you...
I'm happy that you're happy.

I think that's everyone's...
like, dream is to have you happy.

- Pete is-- has got to be, literally,
the best human being I've ever met.

Like, the best heart.

People always say, like,
"Oh, he's so funny."

And it's, like, has to do
with how funny he is.

That's, like... fourth on my list
of why I like him.

Always wants the best for people,
can handle... anything,

always does it with grace.

Like, he's really, really
thoughtful and humble,

and just so genuine.

I would say the perfect word
to describe Pete is genuine.

I mean, I think just that I never
knew you can just be so happy--

- Aw.
KIM: watching TV series,
and going to the gym.

From someone that I never thought
would even go to the gym,

or had been to the gym
in his-- you know, before.

After we got together
and it was, like, a thing,

Megan Fox texted me,
and is like, "Is this shit for real

because... he asked me
for your number months ago."

And like, "I was like,
'Dude, you have a better shot of, like,

"'me and MGK getting eaten by crocodiles

"'than you ever getting her number.
Like, never gonna happen.

Do not ask us.'"

I, actually, don't care
if I go out like this,

and have no makeup on.

Like, it's the most refreshing...
feeling to not feel like, "Oh my god."

- Like, you don't have
to be perfect at all times.

You're just perfect the way you are.
- Yeah.

I had this big pimple on my nose,

and I kept on complaining
about this pimple,

and being like,
"Oh my god, I have to get up.

I have to, whatever, put, like,
pimple medicine on and whatever."

And, like, one thing that we,
like, seriously have in common

is, like, we're obsessed
with, like, skincare and dermatologists,

and, like, literally, beauty products.
KOURTNEY: Mm-hm.

- And I fell asleep at 8:30.
I was so tired.

And I woke up in the morning
with dried pimple medicine on my nose.

- Oh my god.
KIM: And, like, he put it on

for me in my sleep because he knew--
KHLOÉ: That's so cute.

- he knew that I really
needed it to go away--
KOURTNEY: That is so funny.

- and I was like, "Aw."

- I definitely notice that Kim is happier.

I think that she's so much nicer now.
Thank you, Pete.

I'm so into this new Kim.

- I'm not chasing anything.

KOURTNEY: Mm-hm.
- And that is the best feeling.

Whether it's, like, at the beginning
of your career chasing fame,

chasing money, chasing a relationship,
chasing happy--

Like, it's just all here.

I don't know if I--
- I've heard the 40s are

magic.
KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Can't wait to be in my 40s.

KIM:
No, seriously.

When I turned 40, everyone said
it's the best sex of your life.

KHLOÉ: Oh.
- And grandma kept on telling me,

"Forty is the best sex."

And I was like, "Okay, I'm ready."
- Huh, good for Grandma.

- And so far.

♪

[laughs]

♪ "Play With Fire" by
Vanacore Music playing ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Jump high, but I fly higher ♪

- Hi.

Okay, so this is, like,
picking the direction.

- Mm-hm.
- And then they'll, like,

based on your favorites,

they can, kind of, like, refine the scent.

- Okay, I'm gonna put a "no" pile...
and tell me if you agree.

These are my "no's" so far.

This one's a no.

- This is a little bit
of, like, spring or, like, rose.

I like that.
- I love rose.

- Hi.
- [laughs] What are you doin'?

- We're doing this
Goop-Poosh collab candle.

You know how she does the candles like,

"Smells Like My Vagina."
- Like your vagina.

- So, this is gonna be called
"Smells Like My Pooshy."

- Oh my god.
I thought you were gonna say--

[laughing]
That's really funny.

KOURTNEY:
I really want to streamline
the brand with my lifestyle.

And so, a Poosh and Goop candle collab

makes so much sense
because I love candles.

I light candles every day in my home.

Ooh, this is a vibe.

This definitely smells like my pooshy.
[chuckling]

- It reminds me of your,
your mom's pooshy.

[all laughing]

- Oh my god.

We've been talking about it for a year,

and I feel like the big picture is

showing that we can team up

with other women in health and wellness.

- Feel like teaming up makes you stronger.

- I agree.

- You support Goop. They support you.

It doesn't always have to be this,
like, female rivalry that, like,

the press, or, like--

whomever, like, the internet...
- The drama.

- ...wants to, like, pit women
against each other.

And you're like--
KOURTNEY: Mm-hm.

- "No, we have the same brand ethos.

"We care about the same things.

We're gonna support each other."
- Right.

When I came out with Poosh,

people loved to compare us,
and make us like we're enemies.

And, like, I'm coming for her territory.

And so, I really love the idea
of doing something together

to really show that... you know,
there is room for everybody.

To me, that's a really positive message.

STEPH SHEPHERD:
Kourtney, don't burn the house down.

- I think when you have
the best vagina on earth--

[all gasp]

You've got... to treat it like so.
[all laughing]

♪ You can call me bossy ♪

♪ "Been High" by Amber Ryann playing ♪

♪ You won't ever catch me
trippin' off some mild supply ♪

[answers phone]
- Hi, Mom. What's goin' on?

KRIS [on phone]:
Um, well, I'm just at home,

and getting a little nervous
about the MasterClass.

- Oh my gosh, why?

- I don't know.

You know, it's a big deal,
and I really wanna do a good job.

And I was just thinking--
- Mom, you are the queen
of MasterClasses.

- I'm gonna zen out and take a bath.

Come over, and while I'm upstairs,
maybe we can just go over stuff.

Then I thought if you weren't busy,
you could just come... be my lifeguard.

- [British accent]
Do you want me to bring you a martini?

- Sure. Come over.

♪ Can't say it to my face,
but they could say it online ♪

♪ When they try to replicate it
that's a sign of the times ♪

It's really nice to have a neighbor
that I am really in love with.

I have to make sure
there's a lotta bubbles,

so... we don't piss anyone off.

Oh my god, Lady Godiva.
You're everything and more.

Where'd, Where'd you pull
this old thing out the closet?

It's just what you have?
- This is why we have
to spend more time together

because you have no idea
what's going on with this wardrobe.

This is how... we reward ourselves.

We work so hard all week.
- You look like it.

- You're gonna be over there trying
on your... bathrobes right after this.

- Oh, I only wear silk lingerie
to sleep 'cause of you.

- All right, you... are gonna
have to leave for a second

while I jump in there... Mm-hm.

- I don't think it surprises me that
my mom is nervous about MasterClass.

I think we all get nervous
about... anything,

esp-- even things that we
know we're really good at.

Like, my mom knows she's built for this.

And I also think that's a good sign.

I think when you're nervous,

you're probably gonna do
somethin' really [bleep] epic.

Why're you so nervous?

- I can't help it. It's my personality.

I'm just having a hard time
trying to figure out how to make it

really personal to the viewer.

- Um... I don't know. I mean,

just pretend it's one of your daughters,
and you're giving us advice.

- That's good.

Can you come to the taping?
It really would make me feel better.

- Of course. Life is life.
Everything will be--

- Wait, you've said
such great things today.

"Life is life."
- "Life is life?"

That was, like, a... home run for you?

- Yeah, I think it's a t-shirt.

- Life is life, okay.
- It's merch.

My MasterClass is tomorrow,

so that means I only have a couple
of hours to boil down my last thoughts.

I get those butterflies.
I wanna do a good job.

I'm a perfectionist.

I want people to hear
what I'm trying to say,

and I wanna be able to communicate,

and this is a really big deal,

and I just wanna do the best that I can.

- Do you always bathe with your diamonds?

- Absolutely.
- Oh good.

- My bubbles are disappearing,

and it's not that kind of show.

Bye.

♪

♪

♪ Let's roll ♪

♪ Step aside, we comin' through ♪

♪ Watch and see what we gonna do ♪

♪ Get with us, you can do it, too ♪

- Morning, guys.

[applause]
Hi, guys.

Today is MasterClass day,

and I'm so confident

because the more I thought about it,

and the more I talked
it through with Khloé,

I thought, "You know what?
I do have something to say."

♪ Live life in the fast lane ♪

♪ Get ready, it's 'bout to blow ♪

♪ Step aside, we comin' through ♪

- Oh my gosh.
This is, like, a major thing.

- The number one thing that
I would love for people to take away

from my MasterClass

is learning step by step

how to get to where you wanna be.

I'm Kris Jenner and this is MasterClass.

Never give up,
and learn how to navigate the system,

and really have somebody
in your corner to help you get there.

I think you have to connect
with your audience.

You have to connect with the followers
and the brand that you're building.

And it's all about a relationship.

And just because it's authentic to you

doesn't guarantee it's
going to be a success.

And really, the person who's
just looking for the fame

usually never succeeds.

KHLOÉ:
Mom, can I say something that we always

talk about that would be good here?

There's a difference
from fame and success.

- No, this is you--

You're my coach.

- Well, I don't have the makeup for that.
CREW MEMBER: You do.

CREW MEMBER 2:
If you don't like it, we won't use it.
- We'll tell you, if you want. I got you.

- Say what? Sit with you?
They're gonna k--

I'm sorry, you guys at the MasterClass.

- No, I'm, I'm your--
I'm my mom's daughter.

- No, you are your mom's daughter,
and I love you.

- My mom has taught us
that nothing is impossible,

and you could, literally,
do anything you set your mind to.

And whoever signs up for this MasterClass

gets to have such a great
motivational, positive speaker,

and she's just so, so smart,
and... I love that she's been my mom.

And sometimes you start...
and you don't know what you're doing.

Like, we didn't know what we were doing.
We were supposed to be filler on TV.

We were never supposed
to have a season two.

And then when we started
getting more seasons,

we all had to sit down
and have family meetings,

and say, "Okay, wait...
We have this opportunity.

Let's have a game plan."

And it's okay to have game plans.

It's okay to check in
with yourself and your brand,

and redesign what you want
the end game to be.

- Oh, amen, sister.

- She is. She's the wisest of the wise.

- Ha.
- Khloé's my favorite today, folks.

And thanks for joining.
- Sorry!

♪

[applause]

♪ Now we got it, now we got it,
oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ "Ride with Me" by Ratchét playing ♪

♪

♪ Come and fly with me,
they know I'm about that ♪

♪

- It's, like, so pretty.

♪ They know I'm about that ♪

I'm leaving for Sports Illustrated
in the Dominican Republic on my plane.

Oh my god, I mean, I never
dreamed I would own a plane.

It's just I wanted it to feel
like an extension of me

and an extension of my home.

Welcome to Air Kim.

Usually, planes are, like,
dark with lighter leather.

Mine, I had custom all light wood.

I had a bathroom put in the front,
a bathroom in the back.

Every seat has its own phone charger.

The best, most exciting part
of the plane is it's all cashmere.

Cashmere ceilings, pillows, headrests.

I feel like I'm doing
an MTV Cribs for planes.

Like, oh, what a dream.

I'm so excited for just all the people
that I spend a lotta time with to see

all the hard work that I put into this
and my first flight.

Don't touch a thing.
[laughing]

- This is so nice.
- Don't breathe, don't touch a thing.

[laughs] I'm just kidding.

Oh, I'm gonna do no shoes on the plane,
and get custom SKIMS slippers.

So, wouldn't it be so cute with--
if I made custom SKIMS in this color?

SPEAKER: Yeah, aren't we gonna do it?
- Like, pajamas,

socks, and blankets, and slippers.
SPEAKER: Blankets.

Slippers will be really nice.
KIM: And then I'm like,

instead of that, like, Clay Lacy runner,

it should say, like, Air Kim.
Or wait, Kim Air.

No, what's Michael Jordan's Air?
I think Kim Air.

SPEAKER: Kim Air, yeah.
- How many times have you been on it?

- This is my first time!
This is my first time seeing it!

[phone ringing]

Hi.
PETE DAVIDSON [on phone]: Oh, hello.

KIM:
I'm on my plane. It's so good.

Like, the plane is so, so, so good.

Can I give you a tour?

We have two, um, beds in the back,

but this can all come out as one king bed.

- Whoa!
- It's really cute.

It's, like, so perfect.

I feel like I'm in a really good place.

It all started when I did this,
like, solo Balenciaga campaign,

and then my Vogue cover,
and now Sports Illustrated.

It's so cool. It's such a moment, right?
PETE: [inaudible].

- What're you doing?
Are you gonna go work out?

- I just woke up, I'm gonna work out.
- Nice.

Bye.

[laughs]

It just feels like I'm embarking
on this new journey.

This is, like, the year about me,

and to do what I want,
and what makes me happy.

And it almost feels like
this is a dream come true.

KIM: Oh my god!
SPEAKER: Oh!

Shut up!
KIM: These are my favorite!

SPEAKER:
Thanks, Pete.

KIM:
Next on The Kardashians...

♪ Every single day I took it to the top ♪

We're here in the D.R.,
and we're doing SKIMS shoots,

Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover.

There's, like, so much going on.
I'm tryna get so much content.

♪ La-la-la, let's go get it ♪

KOURTNEY:
I'm about to meet with Benny Drama.

Oh my god! Stop!
- Hi, babe. It's like lookin' in a mirror.

- Are you excited
for Poosh Wellness 2022?

Does it fit?
- [gasps] It fits perfectly.

KHLOÉ:
Good American is five years old now,

and we are doing another open casting.

- There's tens of thousands
of people that enter.

- And then we cut it down to what?

- I reckon we should
go down to, like, five.

- I just moved into my dream home
with True and Tristan, of course.

It's finally done.

Everything's just in a really
good place right now.

KIM:
It's this whole thing saying,

"I, Tristan Thompson,
met this girl in Houston.

I slept with her on my 30th birthday."

So, I sent it to him, and I said,
"Does Khloé know about this?"

Khloé doesn't even [bleep] know.

♪ "Play With Fire" by
Vanacore Music playing ♪

♪ I make it hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ Gimme everything
you got, got, got, hey ♪

♪ I make it hot, hot, hot, hey ♪

♪ Gimme everything
you got, got, got, hey ♪

♪ I got high heels, high standards ♪

♪ You got questions, I got answers ♪

♪ I got high heels, high standards ♪

♪ You got questions, I got answers ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Do you really wanna play with fire ♪

♪ Play with fire, play with fire ♪

♪ You can jump high, but I fly higher ♪

♪ I fly higher, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Do you really wanna play with fire ♪

♪ Play with fire, play with fire ♪

♪ You can jump high, but I fly higher ♪

♪ I fly higher, I fly higher ♪

♪

♪ Do you really wanna play with fire ♪

♪ Play with fire, play with fire ♪