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You mean to say that the one caught was not Chiyo-dono?

Yeah. That voice was definitely Anzu's.

Anzu's the one the vice president caught.

Why would Anzu-san be...?

Are we sure she's not just helping the Underground Student Council with another plot?

No, if she were working with them, the vice president wouldn't have apprehended her!

Rather, I believe the exact opposite occurred.

So in other words, Anzu was...

here to help us?!

Spit it out, Anzu!

What were you doing over there?!

Hmph, not talking, huh?

You'll start talking soon enough.

Still don't feel like talking?

This is for the best.

I was so blinded by getting an executive position in the Underground Student Council next term

that I set up Shingo in that trap.

It's my fault.

Too long.

And Hana-san isn't moving.

How long are we going to stay like this?

I'm out of breath.

But if I breathe, I'll snort.

Hana-san was holding her breath, too?

Please stop! That's enough, isn't it?!

No, not yet.

Why not?

You've already taken my first kiss. Isn't that enough already?!

No! I haven't seen you pee yet!

I can't pee!

I'm the hardest I've ever been in my life! It's not happening!

Then let me kiss you instead!

No!

What was that just now? A signal?

It said on the note to not go into the Corrections Office until the lights go out, though.

If you don't kiss me...

I'll tell Chiyo-chan that I was your first kiss, and not her, you idiotic Kiyoshi.

Chiyo-chan...

I'm sorry!

I wonder if I should just wait here.

What could be going on in there?

I would venture that Anzu-dono has become our ally.

She did end up drawing the vice president away from the prison.

And thanks to that,

Chiyo-chan can sneak in more easily now.

Anzu, thank you.

I swear, we will overturn our expulsions!

All we can do now is wait and have faith in Kiyoshi-dono,

who suffers at the hands of Hana-dono.

Something's not right.

Why is Hana-san so rigid?

Is this what a kiss is supposed to be like?

No, it's not!

From what I know, a kiss should be more active!

Lips ravenously melded together, sucking on each other,

tongues entwined, and licking all around!

This is not a real kiss!

It's a child's kiss!

Chiyo-chan, I haven't had my first kiss yet!

This isn't an actual kiss after all, it's just a child's kiss!

My body is still pure!

But forgive me, Chiyo-chan.

There's something more important than my first kiss right now!

My promise to my friends to overturn our expulsions!

Wh-Wh-What the...?

Wh-Wh-Wh—

What's he doing?!

I knew it.

Hana-san is nothing but an innocent child.

You have to give an inch to get a mile!

You can have my first kiss!

In return, I will overturn our expulsions!

It's so quiet.

I wonder if anyone is in there anymore.

What is this?

What?! What?! Why is his tongue in there?!

Ah, my head is spinning, and I feel numb...

My head is... g-g-getting loopy!

Shimazu Yoshihiro was a major figure in the Sengoku period,

the head of the Shimazu clan, which occupied southern Kyushu,

and was centered around Satsuma.

What's the matter, Gakuto?

Oh, for some reason, a memory of Kiyoshi-dono just crossed my mind.

Tell us, what are you babbling on about?

It was a balmy, mirthful day,

and we were enjoying a conversation together.

Woe, troubled times, troubled times!

It was September 15, 5th year of the Keicho era.

During the decisive Battle of Sekigahara, the Western Army,

with which the Shimazu clan were aligned, were nearing defeat.

The Shimazu forces were isolated, surrounded by the enemy, their escape route cut off.

It looked as though their annihilation was only a matter of time.

However, Shimazu Yoshihiro struck through the center of the enemy line!

Yoshihiro ordered his own men to charge at the vast army that was closing in from the fore!

It was through that desperate act that he succeeded in carving out a path of retreat.

Ever after, this unprecedented withdrawal would be spoken of

as the "Flight of Shimazu."

Hmm... So anyway, who do you like in MomoKuro?

Yours truly is not up to date on idol groups.

Three Kingdoms or Sengoku-era generals, on the other hand...

It is a curious thing, is it not?

Remembering something that happened so recently like it was so long ago?

That's just a story about you talking to yourself, isn't it?

Don't be absurd! It is a shared memory!

Yeah, and you were grinning about it so hard!

What part of that story is supposed to be funny?!

It wasn't a very touching friendship episode.

I regret listening.

Then again, we're right in the middle of one of those cut-off-from-retreat situations, right?

You are exactly right!

That is what yours truly is trying to say!

Kiyoshi-dono, yours truly can nary imagine your current plight, but give it your best effort!

You may just be fighting your own "Battle of Sekigahara" in there!

Charge the center of the enemy's line!

I will not retreat to the rear! Forward!

I will move forward and break out of this predicament!

Flight... I can't remember where I heard of it,

but this deep kiss is going to be my own "Flight of Shimazu"!

Kiyoshi-kun...

is alone?

I won.

It was a hard-fought battle.

Chiyo-chan?!

I told her to wait until the lights were out!

If we're seen from the angle of that door,

then this plan is screwed before it has a chance to succeed!

If the door is unlocked, it means to come in, right?

I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed!

Underpants!

There's no time!

What do I do? I can't think! It's no use! She'll see!

Not yet!

We're just getting started!

It's too soon, too soon!

Enough. I'm leaving.

Huh?

I'm going home.

Uh, just a moment, Hana-san.

You forgot your panties and leggings.

That's okay. I'm going home now.

No, but you can't.

Huh? Lights out.

I guess I really was being too hasty.

Anzu, you didn't talk to the very end.

Could you really have just been out for an evening stroll?

It's strange.

Something feels out of place.

What could this be?

A message from Kiyoshi-kun?

It's kind of warm.

Hana-san's acting completely different from earlier.

I'll bet that really was Hana-san's first kiss, after all, huh?

Whether for revenge or not, was it okay for me to take her first kiss?

I'm not sure. I kind of feel bad about this.

Get in.

What the hell happened in the Corrections Office?

The first step of the plan was successful.

Kiyoshi-dono!

Even while enduring the retaliation of the fearsome Hana-dono,

he was still able to safely accomplish his mission!

Okay, study on your own until bedtime.

Ah, I request permission to use the lavatory.

Me, too.

Tsk, make it quick.

What exactly are you doing, Vice President?

President, I was...

I see.

Anzu was acting suspiciously?

Yes.

I applied intensive interrogation methods, but she gave nothing up.

Anzu may not be connected,

and they may have given up, unable to do anything.

You've worked up quite a sweat again.

If you're hot, why don't you change?

Yes.

"All prisoners are in their cells,

and the doors are locked.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, so I'm going to bed."

That's the report from Hana.

Maybe there really isn't anything going on...

Perhaps.

But there's still a sense of unease, isn't there?

Yes. Actually, something is bothering me, too,

but I'm not sure what.

From what you have told me, it concerns me that Anzu was so easily caught.

While she was making a fuss,

the boys must have been up to something inside.

They couldn't have been!

What is it?

Thank you... for the... whipping...

They're all here. They're behind two locked doors.

I don't see how it's possible for them to get out.

You're sweating like crazy.

Shouldn't you have changed first?

Oh, no, I'm all right.

Okay.

Then, why don't we go check the other rooms?

I will go check on the Corrections Office.

Vice President, you have the restroom.

Nothing out of place here.

Oh, no! My bladder is near its limit!

Damn it, why won't this open?!

If I don't do something,

I'll be the same as that pants-crapping four-eyes!

What is this for?

Vice President, what's wrong?!

Vice President, what is it?!

I'm terribly sorry.

I was just using the restroom...

and I couldn't quite get out of my clothes...

and so I inadvertently cried out.

Please rest at ease, nothing out of the ordinary in the restroom.

Nothing could be going on.

No, of course not.

This is an inescapable prison, after all.

Those scum have no other recourse but to be expelled.

Tomorrow at last is the day of...

reckoning...

The boys and the Underground Student Council.

No matter which side wins, it will be tough to bring down...

judgement.

So this is my last day with these guys.

Good morning, gentlemen.

I hope you slept...

well.

The crimes you have committed

include peeking into the girls' baths,

and breaking out three times of the prison in which you were confined.

Do you dispute either of these...

facts?

There are no objections...

then?

Not even the slightest plea for an appeal.

Of course not.

So what is this sense of unease I feel?

...that's what I thought, but then—

You are scheduled to be expelled...

today.

Do you have anything to say?

What a disgrace.

After all, there is no place for scum like you at this school!

What is it? Something just isn't sitting right with me.

Stay away!

Prowler!

Someone catch him!

You sicko!

You all have lost.

Please remove yourself from the school at once!

You're wrong.

I beg your pardon, President,

but we're the ones who've won.

What are you trying to pull now of all times?

It sounds to me like the desperate whining of the defeated.

No...

It can't be...

Who are you?!

Please let me go, Vice President.

Joe!

Then, who are you?!

Why?! What is the meaning of this, Chiyo?!

This is what was nagging at me!

Why didn't I realize that Gakuto's height was different?

And that last night, Gakuto went to sleep with his glasses on?!

Then where's Gakuto? Where is Dirty Four-eyes?!

This way! The president and the others are this way!

When Gakuto makes his appearance,

this time, it will mean the end for the Underground Student Council.

We've won, President!

That's right. Gakuto is our final trump card!

President! We caught a molester!

You misunderstand!

Ladies and gentlemen,

sorry to keep you waiting.

I, the most resourceful strategist of the modern age,

and author of today's plot, Morokuzu Takehito, have arri—

What are you trying to look like a hero for, you sicko?!

Running around in nothing but your underpants is really gross!

Enough!

You girls return to...

class!

Okay.

Gakuto, why are you in your underpants?

You had Chiyo-chan's gym clothes, didn't you?

Chiyo-dono's gym clothes could not very well be sullied

by a britches-besmircher such as yours truly.

Chiyo-dono is not only beautiful and brave,

she is truly a righteous girl, who took pity on our plight, and helped us to implement this plan!

Chiyo, how did you... When did you get inside the prison?

Dirty Four-eyes! How did you get out of your cell?!

I made sure to lock you into it last night!

It was a three-way exchange.

Three-way exchange?

Last night, I snuck in through the Corrections Office's back door,

and hid inside the restroom.

No way! I know I locked that door... didn't I?

No, it was open.

After that, yours truly and Joe-dono went to the lavatory where Chiyo-dono was waiting.

Chiyo-dono put on Joe-dono's clothes,

and Joe-dono put on yours truly's clothes.

Then yours truly went to the Corrections Office.

Thus our three-way exchange was complete!

You mean...

You're saying that cut on your forehead was...?

Yes.

To make it easier to disguise Joe-dono, yours truly sustained that wound,

and wrapped it up with a generous amount of bandages.

Mr. Chairman,

we will now reveal the misdeeds perpetrated by the Underground Student Council.

The Underground Student Council set up a trap to have us boys kicked out of Hachimitsu Academy.

Having Joe's ants attacked by crows, as well as Andre's breakout,

and Shingo breaking his curfew,

were all traps concocted by the Underground Student Council.

It was their "Dog Transferal Operation!"

Lies! They are making this up!

There is no evidence of this anywhere!

Why, because you erased the DTO planning data from your computer?

We weren't just playing hide-and-seek last night.

Suppose that someone was able to recover the data from the computer in the Corrections Office.

There's no way... you could have...

That's right.

Last night when we made our rounds, the Corrections Office was locked up, and no one...

no one was inside the office!

I was outside.

I locked the Corrections Office from the inside, left out the back door,

and hid outside until morning.

President, when you and the vice president made your rounds,

our plan had already reached its fruition!

You're bluffing!

Only ten minutes passed from when we received Hana's message to when we entered the prison!

How could you recover the data so quickly?!

We did not have a mere ten minutes to work with,

we had twenty minutes!

I downloaded the restoration software onto the PC

in the Corrections Office ahead of time.

Ahead of time?!

Yes!

Earlier, when the vice president was engaged in arm wrestling,

yours truly made his way into the Corrections Office for those ten minutes.

You what...?

Then, where is that data...

now?

The data...

is right here.

Please hold it fast, Mr. Chairman!

You mean...

that?

This...

Though we may have been born apart in time and place,

we are of one heart,

and this is the soul of the five of us,

obtained at last...

after overcoming many trials and tribulations!

This soul of men...

is hereby received and held...

fast!

Indeed...

The situations you boys experienced and what is written here

are remarkably the...

same.

It's my... fault.

Huh?

The one who left the back door unlocked for Chiyo-chan...

was you, wasn't it, Kiyoshi?

Yes.

When I made my move, and exploited the opening you gave me, Hana-san, I unlocked it.

Opening, you say?

That was just to trick me?

Hana?

That was just to distract me?

I'm sorry.

Damn you, Kiyoshi!

Don't, Hana!

Stop this!

Kiyoshi, you bastard, I'm gonna kill you!

President!

That's enough, Hana.

This isn't your fault.

Nor yours, Meiko.

I just forced you to go along with my plans.

No...

I am truly sorry.

This is all my fault.

President, it is fair to say that this plot was the work of the Underground Student Council...

isn't it?

Yes.

Very well.

Onee-chan...

My decision concerning your actions will come at a later...

date.

Gentlemen,

you were originally confined to the prison for the crime of peeking into the girls' baths.

I hereby declare the debt for that crime to be paid by the sentence you have served.

In other words...

now, as of this moment,

you are...

We are...

We are...

free!

And that is how the Underground Student Council broke so many of the school's rules.

Further, I have learned that there were acts of violence in the Chairman's Office.

It is unclear what those were, as the boy who had his arm broken

is not seeking any punishment for that offense,

but after everything that they have committed,

there is no way that a mere in-dorm suspension is warranted.

Mm-hmm.

As I said earlier,

letting them get away with anything less could be seen as leniency,

given that the Underground Student Council president is the chairman's daughter.

I am just a humble educator.

Something like that will not happen...

here!

School rules are the law of the campus, and there must not be any exceptions to the...

law!

Very well. I shall accept your claim!

Well, of course.

Unbelievable.

Is it true those three are going to prison?

How come? They were supposed to crack down on these things!

I heard they did terrible things to the boys.

I wanted to be like them. How disillusioning.

Now, change...

into those dingy prison uniforms.