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Thanks to Kiyoshi-dono, our expulsion has been postponed.

Nonetheless, we have been reprieved for only a single day.

I wish to impress upon you...

the fact that we have no chance of victory if we do not act swiftly.

Kiyoshi-dono, are you all clear on the needed arrangements?

Yeah. This is the only way, after all.

I sent out a note

saying to prepare for the moment in question...

to Chiyo-chan.

I understand your wish to keep her out of this,

but without Chiyo-dono's help, this plan is not possible.

I'm challenging the vice president again at lunchtime, right?

Yes.

Just as you did for the arm wrestling competition,

you will lure the vice president into a contest while

yours truly sneaks into the Corrections Office.

Yeah, but Andre totally got his clock cleaned last time.

Are you sure the vice president will take him on again?

Yeah.

Yours truly's plan takes that into account, as well.

I have thought up a new contest that is sure to entice the competitive vice principal.

They only have a single day to work with.

That is the only chance they have left.

Now then, what actions will they...

take?

Just a moment please, President!

It is true that the blame for their expulsion's postponement lies with me.

However, sending Hana as their sole overseer would be dangerous!

Dangerous?

What do you mean by that?

Right now, Hana is in a...

mentally unstable state, you might say.

I'm all right, Vice President.

It's true that I was worked up earlier,

but with your aid, I've calmed down.

Thank you.

But Hana—

Geez, if you like, you can search me.

I don't have any weapons.

For that matter,

I'm more worried about you, Vice President.

Kiyoshi thanked you, didn't he?

For what?

That... I don't know why he did such a thing.

Vice President, as unlikely as it may be,

have you gone and gotten soft on that scum?

That is not possible!

President, I would never do such a thing!

Butt wrestling,

is a game where you stand back-to-back inside a small ring,

and try to push your opponent out using your buttocks.

Butt-on-butt, flesh-on-flesh,

competing fiercely at times, and at other times tenderly.

It is a sexy and violent competition!

That's the new contest you'll use to draw the vice president in with?

Mm-hmm!

The vice president must have absolute confidence in her buttocks.

I am certain that she will accept.

It is almost time for lunch.

Andre-dono!

Make sure to ably solicit the vice president when she brings our lunch...

to a butt wrestling match!

Ah! I can't wait for the two of us to go at each other!

I'd love to get clobbered by the vice president's ample bottom!

Andre, are you sure you've got the right idea about butt wrestling?

Are you sure about this?

No need to panic.

We will only draw her in at lunchtime.

The true bout is tonight.

Hey there!

I brought your lunch!

What?!

That's not the...

vice...

president!

Huh? Now what do we do?

We get started, regardless.

Let's go!

It's butt wrestling!

You won't beat me, Gakuto-kun.

Hey!

You got me!

Man, have I had it!

Andre-dono, you are so strong!

What do you say, Vice P—

I mean, Hana-dono?

Would you like to try your hand—

I mean, your hind end at butt wrest—

Enough with the nonsense, come get your lunch.

Yes!

Listen...

I've remembered everything that happened in the nurse's office.

Huh?

I'll make sure that your eryngii pays, understand?

My...

eryngii, you say?

I am going to settle the score for sure... sometime today.

Kiyoshi-dono, things have taken a turn for the worse.

With Hana-dono, instead of the vice president, the match will not—

Kiyoshi-dono, are you listening to me?!

My eryngii?

I doubt she means these butter-sautéed eryngii mushrooms, right?

Any way you look at it, she means that doesn't she?

What's going to become of my eryngii?

What a worthless girl I am.

How could I betray the president's expectations?

On top of which, Kiyoshi's cryptic pronouncement

has undermined the president's trust in me.

Why would he say such a thing to me?

Vice President? May I have a moment?

President!

Excuse me for disturbing your training.

I am training so as to not commit any more blunders.

I would never do anything to betray you, President—

Calm yourself, Vice President.

It seems that you have the wrong idea.

Huh?

I have never once had any doubts about your loyalty.

President...

The reason I chose to send Hana to oversee them

is because I thought that they had perhaps begun to predict your behavioral patterns.

Having spent so much time with them, it can't be helped if that is so.

However, they will not be able to read Hana so easily.

Which is why, now on their last day,

I've changed their overseer, to keep them from being able to resist us.

President...

I didn't know you had considered things so thoroughly.

I am so sorry!

I have been so shallow-minded!

There is nothing to apologize for.

There is another task I'd like you to handle, instead.

Another... task?

I have to say,

your metabolism is as active as ever, isn't it?

I am terribly sorry!

I will have your handkerchief cleaned and returned to you!

It's fine.

I consider it a mark of fine health.

But it has been sullied by my perspiration!

I do not think of your perspiration as dirty, Vice President.

President!

Oh, my.

From now on, I won't just bring a handkerchief, I'd better bring a bath towel.

We are up a creek, gentlemen.

Our plan will not go as scheduled with Hana-dono here.

Yours truly's original plan was to play off the previous arm-wrestling contest

and draw the vice president into a butt-wrestling match,

and then take the opportunity to sneak into the Corrections Office in the meantime.

We can't solicit Hana-san into a butt-wrestling match.

Yeah.

Aww...

Kiyoshi-dono, have you received a reply from Chiyo-dono?

Yeah, it's here. She says "OK."

Honestly, I didn't want to drag Chiyo-chan into this,

but there's no other choice, is there?

We have only been afforded a one-day respite.

We move tonight.

I want you to respond saying to come to the Corrections Office's rear door after supper.

All right.

That being said, right now,

it is impossible for yours truly to get inside the Corrections Office.

We have to think of something.

If I'm with her...

Huh?

If I'm with Hana-san, I can get inside the corrections office.

Instead of you, Gakuto, I might be the one that can get into the Corrections Office.

Huh?

What do you mean?

The truth is, Hana-san has a grudge against me.

A much deeper grudge than you guys might think.

She made that clear just a moment ago.

What the hell happened between you two?

To preserve Hana-san's honor, I can't tell you.

But if I can manage to exploit that grudge,

I might be able to get inside the Corrections Office.

But then, that would mean...

that you would be accepting Hana-san's vengeance head-on, correct?

Hana-san doesn't know how to hold back.

Forget being expelled, you'll be put in the hospital!

You won't get off easy.

That's right.

Kiyoshi-kun, it's not fair to you!

But there's no other way, is there?

My life has been spared once.

So now, I will give it.

Say, can I take that for you?

Ah, Chiyo,

thanks for always doing this.

It's on my way back to class anyhow, so it's fine.

Ma'am!

I brought back the dirty dishes.

Thank you. Just leave them there.

"Tonight, after supper," huh?

I shouldn't be doing this,

but Onee-chan set Kiyoshi-kun and the others up.

I have to help them.

So that's how.

That's how you're communicating with the boys in the prison.

Ah, no, this is...

You're trying to help them because they were trapped into getting themselves kicked out, right?

Who are you?

Don't look at me like that.

I'm on your side.

I'm Anzu.

I'll help you to keep them from being expelled.

That scum hasn't made any moves.

Why?

They have been reprieved for just one day.

They had to beguile the chairmain to get that day.

What in the world are they thinking?

Vice President.

Yes?

That scum is sure to make a move tonight to prevent their expulsion.

Be prepared for anything.

Yes.

You're sure about this?

Do it as hard as you can.

Okay, I'm really going to do it.

Mm-hmm.

What are you waiting for?

Hurry it up, would you—

Gah! Your timing is abominable!

Sorry!

Well? Did it work?

It is to no avail. There is no blood at all.

You see?

I told you to do it as hard as you could!

I wished to conclude it with one shot!

Hey, Gakuto...

Huh?

What is it—

What are you doing?! Fighting?!

I'm bleeding! I'm bleed—

Stay away!

It's my fault!

We were arguing, and I just snapped.

Please get him some first aid immediately.

It hurts! It hurts!

It's just a little cut, isn't it?

Rub some spit into it, it'll heal.

Bye.

Huh?

Excuse me! Can we at least have a styptic pencil?!

What do we do? What do we do? She's leaving!

Damn. Damn! Damn!

This is disastrous!

You'll pay for this, you nitwit, Kiyoshi-dono!

You're cavorting with Hana-dono for her help,

and then you go and injure me?!

Huh? Hey, Gakuto, what are you—

Kiyoshi-dono, explain yourself!

What is going on between you and Hana-dono?!

You try anything funny, and I'll kill you.

Yeah, I'll patch him up.

Of course you will.

I can't stand that icky stuff.

Um, I'm still out—

I need to have a word with you, so come with me.

No fair!

You really are trying to save just Kiyoshi-dono!

Let's go.

Thanks to Gakuto's quick thinking, everything's going as planned.

Now...

Kiyoshi-dono and Hana-dono go into the Corrections Office alone, and then...

Tonight at 8 o'clock.

The prison back door.

They will make their move...

Tonight, for sure!

At last, the two of us are alone.

Kiyoshi, don't tell me you told the others about what happened?

No, I didn't! Honest!

What are you planning to do with those?

What am I going to do, you ask?

I have a score to settle with you that even killing you won't clear.

You saw me peeing,

you peed all over me,

and then...

there's the crime of defiling my precious area!

Say your prayers.

I'm going to make this the most terrifying,

most embarrassing night of your entire life!

Is this the end for my eryngii?!

Kiyoshi-kun and the others are in a bind,

so I'll do what I can now.

They're making their move, all right.

For the president's sake,

I will completely put a stop to their scheme!

Here. Use this.

Huh?

Don't "huh" me!

Hurry up and pee in there!

We have much to do.

Thank goodness!

Those scissors weren't for snipping off my eryngii!

I even trimmed off the spout to make sure you don't spill any, so get to it!

Very well.

Why are you taking your pants off?!

Are you in kindergarten?!

I knew it.

Hana-san isn't used to this sort of thing.

One more layer.

Don't chicken out now, Kiyoshi.

If I don't do this, it's the end.

Everyone's efforts, including Chiyo-chan's, will have been for nothing.

That's it, Kiyoshi!

Right now, tonight, is your chance!

Don't wuss out! Go!

The best defense is a good offense!

Let's do this.

Now, please hand me that bottle.

I will let you watch me pee into it.

Why... Why is he so open about this?

Isn't he embarrassed at all?!

All right, it's working!

I'm in complete charge here!

Now!

I need to get to that back door.

If I can get that door unlocked, the first stage of the mission will be a success.

Now!

Please hold it, and I will pee into it.

Why do I have to hold it?!

You can hold it yourself, can't you?!

No, I can't.

I have to put my right hand between my legs,

and my left hand on my waist,

or else I can't control it very well.

If I hold it, it will go all over the place.

What?! What is the deal with this idiot Kiyoshi?!

He pulls out his prick and starts acting all high and mighty!

Don't back down, Hana!

I'm a girl who gives as good as she gets!

Yeah!

I can't be outdone by this guy!

This makes us even!

No, it turns the tables on him!

What is she doing?!

That will teach you, you idiot, Kiyoshi!

Don't get so full of yourself just because your prick is out!

Why... Why did you take your panties off, Hana-san?

Why, you ask?

So I can pee all over you, of course!

So she can pee all over me?

Even though I'm about to go?

Simultaneously?

Hmph, I'm in total control here.

Now, bask in the embarrassment!

Damn it!

I don't know what's going on anymore, but I can say one thing for certain...

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd one day be in this situation!

In this clash...

...whoever has the stronger mind wins.

If I'm beaten here, everyone's efforts will have been for nothing.

If I back out, I'm pantsed, and if I don't back out, I'm still pantsed.

In which case...

I'm moving forward!

He's moving forward,

under these circumstances?!

You mean that his spirit hasn't been broken yet?!

Now, please let me pee.

What's the matter?

Let's hurry and finish this.

You're too close, damn it!

Don't get so carried away, damn it!

All right, I did it, guys!

Step one is a success!

Huh?

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Don't look at it! Avert your eyes!

That's...

Medusa!

If I keep looking at it, my eryngii will turn to stone!

Suddenly, Kiyoshi had begun answering nature's call.

Up until a moment ago, he had been suppressing his desires with a sense of purpose.

Like a cameraman in the middle of a dangerous battlefield,

a fireman in the middle of an intense inferno,

or a pilot on a plane being hijacked,

this sense of purpose can overcome even fear.

But now,

with that purpose having been fulfilled,

an overwhelming wave of shame and lust assaulted Kiyoshi.

Why is this?

I can't... I can't close my eyes!

Have I already been turned to stone?

No, I'm trying to turn to stone on my own!

You wanted to hurry and finish this, right?

Start peeing, already.

Yeah, well, it's turned to stone...

Stone?

My eryngii-like thing has, um,

assumed a rock-hard state.

Huh?

I don't understand. What are you saying?

I mean... my thing has become stiff.

When a guy's thing becomes stiff...

It makes it harder for him to pee!

Why have you gotten stiff, you pervert?!

I'm sorry!

But... But Hana-san, your Medusa...

Aren't you embarrassed?!

You're a real creep to end up like that in this situation, you know?!

I am embarrassed.

I am a creep.

Since I'm stiff and everything right now...

Hana-san, you go right ahead!

Believe me, I will.

What are you doing here?!

Resistance is futile!

Was that...?

The vice president's voice!

This is not good.

If Chiyo-dono is caught, the plan is finished!

Chiyo-chan...

Hana! Is everything okay?!

I caught an intruder!

The prisoners no doubt are scheming something!

Rest at ease,

I'll be right there!

I-It's okay!

Vice President, there's nothing wrong here!

Yes, but...

Ow!

Please, let me go!

Stop squirming! Come here!

No! Please don't be so rough with me!

That voice...

That voice...!

It's Anzu!

You misunderstand, Vice President!

Hold still!

That's not Chiyo-chan's voice.

I don't know what's going on, but that means she's still safe.

Hana, let me in!

Has there been any activity in there?

No! I mean, it's perfectly all right in here!

In fact, you should get her away from here, right now!

It could be a plot to get in here!

Ah! I just got that unlocked!

Mm-hmm, that makes sense.

All right, come with me.

The first order of business is your questioning.

Anzu-san...

Imagine, sacrificing yourself to allow me to move around more easily...

So you were asked by them to sneak into the prison, right?

Yes.

Apparently, Kiyoshi-kun and the others were set up to get themselves kicked out.

I'd feel terrible if I didn't try to help them.

But going this far to help them puts you in danger, doesn't it?

Why would you go so far?

Is there someone you want to save?

No, it's not like that!

I just can't stand how unfair my sister is!

That's the only reason I want to help!

I do have someone I want to save.

Huh?

So please, let me help!

Anzu-san, thank you.

Thanks to you, I can get near the prison.

What... are you looking at?

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

Medusa was right there in front of me.

What are you calling Medusa?!

Don't you go nicknaming it!

I'm sorry.

It's no fair! It's always you!

Why does all this embarrassing stuff always happen to me?!

It's always to me!

Being seen peeing, and getting peed on, and getting your eryngii pressed against me—

None of that has ever happened to me before!

You're right.

I doubt it happens a lot.

I'm sorry.

I'd never had my area seen by anyone, either!

This completely sucks!

I really am sorry.

But this is a first for me, too.

And none of the other stuff up to now was on purpose.

So if it's not on purpose, then anything goes, is that it?!

No, I don't mean it that way.

I'm sorry.

Is "sorry" all you can say?!

If hitting me will make you feel better,

then go ahead and hit me until—

Wait! It hurts worse than I imagined!

Please, make do with just one more!

What...

the hell...

is happening right now?

What is she laughing at?

Why would she do such a thing?

Damn you, Kiyoshi.

Do you have a girl you like?

Huh?

Yeah, well, I mean...

Take that!

Huh?

I took your first kiss,

your precious first kiss, and ruined it!

Take that!

How do you know that I've never kissed anyone before?

I just said I had someone I liked.

I said nothing about kissing.

Am I wrong?!

You're just a virgin, who's never even held hands with, let alone kissed a girl before!

And the girl that you like is the president's little sister, right?!

Am I wrong?!

No, you are correct.

Whatever you don't want me doing to you, I'm doing it!

This is my revenge against you.

Next time on Prison School,

the final episode: "Good Morning, Prison."