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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:09,060 *LOG IN 2 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,720 *MY FRIENDS BOOK 3 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:46,340 *ZEROS AND ONES 4 00:01:55,900 --> 00:02:00,540 *TO: MILDRED SUBJECT: HANGING OUT? 5 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:04,680 *HEY WHY ARENT U WRITING BACK TO ME?!?!?!? 6 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:07,340 *IM STARTING TO GET REALLY FRUSTR... 7 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,840 *HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?!?! WANNA HANG? 8 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,320 *SAVE TO DRAFTS 9 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,587 - You're welcome. - For what? 10 00:03:33,629 --> 00:03:35,173 Good morning! 11 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,134 - So good to see you. - Hi, Donny. 12 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,052 We just wanted to wish you a good morning. 13 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:42,355 - Well could you not do that. - Would you let him look at me, please? 14 00:03:42,398 --> 00:03:44,098 We haven't seen you in forever. 15 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,308 Yeah, and you thought a cool way of seeing me 16 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:48,060 would be to run me over at 9 A.M.? 17 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:49,862 Yeah, a fun way. 18 00:03:49,904 --> 00:03:51,689 We drove all the way up here in the A.M. 19 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,816 to see you and have a good time. 20 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,924 And here we are, hanging out and having a blast, already. 21 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,399 *BUFFERING 22 00:03:59,475 --> 00:04:03,100 You been ditching us for cooter? 23 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,036 Look, guys, I know it sucks that 24 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:07,955 we haven't hung out in a while, 25 00:04:08,245 --> 00:04:09,623 and I totally think we should. 26 00:04:09,665 --> 00:04:12,030 And I was probably going to call you guys this weekend, OK? 27 00:04:12,073 --> 00:04:13,377 But I really don't have time 28 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,670 to play these games right now. 29 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:16,672 Yeah, what's her name? 30 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,132 I just lost the game. 31 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:19,925 Look James, it's just kind of hard 32 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:21,635 when you move so far away 33 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:24,013 and you spend all this time with your new girlfriend. 34 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,265 Were you really gonna call us this weekend? 35 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,392 Or were you gonna lay in bed with... 36 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,894 Motherf... 37 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,814 Good morning. You wasted it, man. 38 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:35,316 What's her name, by the way? 39 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,374 Your bride... 40 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,924 There's no there's no bride, there's no girlfriend. 41 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:39,967 It's just me. 42 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,822 Just me... doing my thing. 43 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,574 Well if you got nothing going on tonight 44 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,658 you wanna hang out? 45 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,743 I just lost the game. 46 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,585 What are you muttering about over there, Cole? 47 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,747 I'm muttering about the fucking game. 48 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,789 What game? 49 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,082 The game. 50 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,915 The Game. The Game! 51 00:04:54,957 --> 00:04:56,842 Cole, relax... what? 52 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,923 You guys don't know what just happened? 53 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,217 Now I'm gonna have to ruin your lives, I guess. 54 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,843 You're not going to ruin my life. 55 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:05,095 I'm just apologizing in advance. 56 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,137 Don't apologize. 57 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,517 OK, here goes. When I was on tour with Stevie, 58 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,685 we had this gig at this warehouse, 59 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,687 and there was this girl in Baltimore... 60 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:15,231 Did you hook up? 61 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:17,024 And she started talking to me about 62 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,110 this game called "The Game" 63 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:22,071 Where if you think about the game, 64 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,031 you've lost the game. 65 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,699 That's it. 66 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,078 *EYE SEE YOU V1.04 67 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,997 I gotta go, my boss is here. 68 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:32,748 Yeah, my boss. 69 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,666 Alright. 70 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:36,880 *CALL ENDED SAM 71 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,546 James... 72 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,113 What do you think? 73 00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:43,342 Banquet hall... 74 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,514 We hide a little bottle of cognac. 75 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,474 Expensive. 76 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,603 And all the guests know 77 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,606 that it's there hiding in the banquet hall. 78 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,528 Throughout the course of the evening, 79 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,489 someone... 80 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:08,400 finds the cognac. 81 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:11,110 OK. 82 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:15,750 We then reunite that someone, 83 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,711 with their first love! 84 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,466 Wow. That's totally... 85 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,468 totally romance. 86 00:06:26,001 --> 00:06:28,001 Uhhhhh... 87 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:34,018 That sounds a little bit too... 88 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,395 Dangerous? 89 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,939 It's heart-wrenching. 90 00:06:39,523 --> 00:06:40,523 It's heart-wrenching. 91 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,984 Ummm... 92 00:06:43,527 --> 00:06:45,612 Hey James, do you want to hang out tonight? 93 00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:46,989 No! I don't think I can. 94 00:06:47,364 --> 00:06:49,617 I gotta go to this neighborhood birthday thing. 95 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,662 Norm's throwing this really big party 96 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:54,997 tonight and you should come. 97 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,790 Like at his parents' house, or what? 98 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,125 No. 99 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,335 He's fuckin' rich now, you didn't hear that? 100 00:07:00,377 --> 00:07:02,421 He just bought a new house. He wants to show it off, 101 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,298 so he invited everybody from high school 102 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,595 Why don't you just hang out with us now? 103 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:12,431 Cause I have to go to work. 104 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:15,851 - You have a job? - Yes. 105 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,229 What's your job, you fucking yuppie? 106 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:21,649 I work at an event planning company. 107 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,246 Is this idea gold, or what? 108 00:07:25,289 --> 00:07:26,403 Yes. 109 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,697 Probably. I'm just trying to understand 110 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,866 how you think you would orchestrate 111 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:32,117 something like that. 112 00:07:32,159 --> 00:07:34,036 - Orchestrate? - Simple. 113 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,414 We go a few hours early 114 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,041 to the banquet hall. 115 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:42,127 Hide the little cognac in a sweet little spot. 116 00:07:43,295 --> 00:07:44,485 - Done. - Yes. No, I know. 117 00:07:44,561 --> 00:07:45,762 *JAMES, YOU GOTTA COME TO NORMS PARTY TONITE... 118 00:07:45,838 --> 00:07:48,342 I'm talking about the first love reuniting part. 119 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,039 That... 120 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,973 is where you come in. 121 00:07:54,431 --> 00:07:55,599 There you go. 122 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,268 You're going to handle that. 123 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,561 Right. 124 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,856 So that's why you're all dressed up? 125 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,361 Alright. Alright. 126 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:09,280 That's me. 127 00:08:09,446 --> 00:08:11,031 Alright. Here's your car. 128 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:13,951 Hit the pavement. 129 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:16,370 What are you guys doing today? 130 00:08:17,621 --> 00:08:19,623 I gotta make a bid on a Jazzmaster. 131 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,834 I'm gonna start fasting. 132 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,170 Drivin' around. 133 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,924 Look, do you have a garage or a spare room? 134 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,133 That's all I'm asking. 135 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:31,552 I have an apartment, Brad. 136 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:37,060 *INCOMING CALL "MILDRED" 137 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:39,726 Hey! 138 00:08:40,185 --> 00:08:41,562 Cool hearing from you. 139 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,776 Yeah. Oh man, right now? 140 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:50,612 I'm not really doing anything. 141 00:08:53,657 --> 00:08:55,326 The beach? Yeah! 142 00:08:55,951 --> 00:08:57,411 You make it sound so nice. 143 00:08:58,203 --> 00:08:59,246 Yeah... 144 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,720 Well, I'm at work right now... 145 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,710 *HEY JAMES, IS THAT YOUR ONLINE OBSESSION? :P 146 00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:08,986 But I can probably pick you up later. 147 00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:11,182 At like 5:30 for the beach. 148 00:09:11,258 --> 00:09:13,358 We could catch the sunset, at least. 149 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,723 Yes, I know it's Friday... 150 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,351 but that's a work day too, for people who work. 151 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,855 Well, can I call you later? 152 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:26,732 How'd the beach go? 153 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:27,941 I bet it was great. 154 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,443 So I was just figuring maybe 155 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,528 we could do something now, at night. 156 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,560 *CONNECTED "MILDRED" 157 00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:37,377 Yeah, if you wanna 158 00:09:37,534 --> 00:09:39,912 just call me back and... 159 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,709 I guess. 160 00:09:47,377 --> 00:09:49,129 Yeah. We'll just talk, 161 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,422 when you call me back. 162 00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:52,424 I understand if you're doing something, 163 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,551 you know, um, whatever. 164 00:09:54,718 --> 00:09:55,761 I'm doing something. 165 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,387 We're both doing something, you know. 166 00:09:57,846 --> 00:09:59,973 So maybe like if you 167 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:01,892 call me back, we can, 168 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,937 do something together. 169 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,354 OK? 170 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:09,024 Alright! So... 171 00:10:10,317 --> 00:10:11,860 I guess I'll talk to you soon. 172 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,405 Have a good one tonight. 173 00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:17,199 It's James. 174 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,785 OK, bye. 175 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,560 *CALL ENDED "MILDRED" 176 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,860 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 177 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,240 *FROM: DONNY JAMES, WHERE ARE YOU? 178 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,290 *NORM'S PARTY IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW 179 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,680 *TO: "MILDRED" WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE? 180 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,811 Have a good one tonight. 181 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,810 *JUST PICK UP WHEN I CALL YOU. NOT A BIG DEAL. 182 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,154 Have a good one tonight? 183 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:55,600 *HOW MUCH EFFORT COULD IT POSSIBLY TAKE TO BE FRIENDS? 184 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:59,620 *STUPID YUPPIE PARTY IN SILVERLAKE 185 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:12,410 *SAVE TO DRAFTS 186 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,800 *1 MISSED CALL DONNY 187 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,660 *CALLING... DONNY 188 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,313 Hey Donny, is that party still happening? 189 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,860 * WELCOME TO USL V2001 DO YOU HAVE A 56.6K OR DSL MODEM? 190 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,520 *SELECT SIGN ON NAME: KINGJAMES4EVA 191 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,380 *SELECT LOCATION: TORRANCE 310-987-4900 192 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,380 *US LOG ON! 193 00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:44,709 Welcome! 194 00:11:59,756 --> 00:12:02,756 ♪ 'Which Way Is Up' by Cause Co-Motion ♪ 195 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:07,260 *BUCKY666 TONS OF STUFF FOR SALE 196 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,820 *BIGFUNDON TALK TO ME BUDDY! 197 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,820 *IGOTCOLE MAE-SHI - RUN TO YOUR GRAVE 198 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,360 *SOUTHBAYBOY85 COME AT ME DAWG 199 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,360 *STONECOLDESE WHERE THE (.)(.) AT? 200 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,360 *GLASSESFANST REALLY BUSY GETTING WASTED 201 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,840 *SUMGRRRL1884 JUST CHILLAXIN 202 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,900 *JWIZARDJ7 I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT... 203 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,790 *MMANSONFIEND11 PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME 204 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,380 *KASEYUNICORN33 LMAO THIS IS AWK, HELLO 205 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,120 *MEANDEAN POW MIA @ NORM'S 206 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,100 *YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 30 MINUTES 207 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,634 I'm here cause I'm comfortable! 208 00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:43,401 I'm finally comfortable... here. 209 00:12:43,401 --> 00:12:45,055 *CONVO WITH COREY 210 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,783 It that a good thing? 211 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:48,780 *YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN A CHAT IN: THEKITCHEN98 212 00:12:48,892 --> 00:12:50,102 It's a good thing. 213 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,519 I mean, I'm happy. 214 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:52,604 Are you happy? 215 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,398 *YOU ARE NOW IN KITCHEN_CHAT69 216 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,793 Hey, James! 217 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:56,920 *JAMES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 218 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,537 Oh hey... guys. 219 00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:02,708 What's up? 220 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,365 Not too much. 221 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:05,518 What's up with you? 222 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,968 Did you come by yourself? 223 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,413 - Yeah. - That's weird... cool. 224 00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:12,124 I mean, I just came to... 225 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,585 Well, I don't know why I came. 226 00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:16,627 Yeah. 227 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,208 Why did you come? 228 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,800 You know, my friends are here. 229 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,384 It's your ex-boyfriend! 230 00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:24,636 He's here to kill you. 231 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,344 So what's up? What are you guys talking about? 232 00:13:27,387 --> 00:13:28,765 Who's hot or not? 233 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:33,291 Well, kind of. We were talking about 234 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,231 whose life is on the skids or not. 235 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,038 Really, huh? 236 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,235 It's true. 237 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:41,694 And? 238 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:46,199 And there are many lives on the skids. 239 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:50,376 Inspired by your own personal history or something? 240 00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:51,800 What? 241 00:13:51,842 --> 00:13:53,373 Like, you know, because 242 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,167 you were in rehab, so you started with yourself 243 00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:58,587 and did it with everybody else too? 244 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:06,555 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 245 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:10,724 Cool, so what's the prognosis, skid-wise? 246 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,359 I want to say live your life. And you know, do things. 247 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,846 Live life, gotcha. 248 00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:16,438 I mean, that's my motto, 249 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,700 - Take one day at a time. - Okay, check. 250 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,319 Are you still Mexican though? 251 00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:25,196 Hell fuckin' yeah! Arriba, motherfucker! 252 00:14:25,238 --> 00:14:26,406 Arriba, motherfuck- 253 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:28,658 Well, thank you. 254 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,958 You're welcome. 255 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,578 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 256 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,914 Feeling a little nauseous. 257 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:41,171 She's feeling a little nauseous. 258 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,340 So how about me, then? 259 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,843 What do you make of me? Is my life on the skids? 260 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,334 I give her a fake name. 261 00:14:48,377 --> 00:14:50,597 It doesn't matter. I still look through the phone book 262 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,973 and there's the fake name. 263 00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:53,815 And I just see that, and I just wanna call that. 264 00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:57,020 - What name did you give her? - What's the point what name I gave her? 265 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,104 It makes no difference. 266 00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,398 - Tell me. - Mildred. 267 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:05,398 I'd get my guitar out and start jamming, 268 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,781 practicing, good stuff. 269 00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:11,284 Hoping maybe she'd come home. 270 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:12,577 In front of her place? 271 00:15:12,952 --> 00:15:15,497 Maybe she'd come out and hear it, you know? 272 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:17,624 I don't know. 273 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,627 I guess I kind of freaked her out or something, 274 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,380 cause it all just stopped. 275 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,091 And I tried emailing her, nothing. 276 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:30,845 Phone calls, text, nothing. 277 00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:32,500 *YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 1 HOUR 278 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,050 I think she's obviously... fucked up. 279 00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:36,920 I just... 280 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,355 I just need to forget about her 281 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,524 in a real way, you know? 282 00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,276 Where do you get off talking about the skids 283 00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:46,861 and whose life is on them 284 00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:49,531 when you're still in the safety net of the school? 285 00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:56,329 Listen, I have a full time lab job on top of my grad word, jerk off. 286 00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:59,416 I heard you didn't even make it through the first year of community college. 287 00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:01,918 That's right, cause college is littered 288 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,670 with assholes like you. 289 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,048 Probably her! 290 00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:10,918 Well... 291 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,846 Then I can't wait to get into the real world 292 00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:15,598 where I can be in a place that's littered 293 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,058 with assholes like you. 294 00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:18,954 Well said. 295 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,039 I'm going to go to the bathroom 296 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,081 You do that. 297 00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:24,941 I can't even talk anymore, 298 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,068 I actually have to text this girl back, now. 299 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,236 I'm very sorry. 300 00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:29,780 Sounds great. 301 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,280 It is great, actually... 302 00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:32,762 because she's quite in love with me. 303 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,994 I'm just going to text her back now. 304 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,990 *CALL LOG "MILDRED" "MILDRED" DONNY 305 00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:40,165 Do I love her? 306 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,916 I don't know. I don't even talk to her. 307 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,751 How the fuck am I going to love her? 308 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,545 I would love to love her. 309 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,089 That'd be great. 310 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,160 Look, I gotta show you this thing, OK? 311 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,680 You get Donny... 312 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,679 I'll get my computer. 313 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,320 *RELATIONAL FEELINGS 314 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,400 *INCOMING CALL "MILDRED" 315 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,780 *SUREFIRE STRATEGIES SO THAT YR FEELINGS DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF YR RELATIONS 316 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,270 Hang on, guys, I got to take this call. 317 00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,612 Hey hang on a second, 318 00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:13,531 I'm at this loud party, OK? 319 00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:15,910 *RULE #1: IF NOT IN REGULAR CASUAL COMMUNICATION (RCC) 320 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,940 *PLEASE ADHERE TO THE FOLLOWING RATIO: A CERTAIN RATIO! IT'S THE LAW 321 00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:18,965 Hey! 322 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:21,780 Can you hear me? 323 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,480 *RULE #2: IF AND WHEN YOUR LOVE OBJECT MAKES CONTACT WITH YOU; DO NOT GET TOO EXCITED. 324 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:26,836 So, what's up? 325 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,463 How'd that thing you were doing go? 326 00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:31,060 *RULE #3: NEVER BELIEVE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ARE TRUE: 327 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080 Is it over? 328 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,740 *YOU KNOW THIS GIRL TO THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL 329 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,560 *FROM ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND LOOKING AT HER PROFILE. 330 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,840 Do you think you want to hang out tonight? 331 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,840 *YOU DO NOT! 332 00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:41,309 So you're really tired, 333 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,144 and don't think you can leave the house. 334 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,260 So maybe, 335 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,440 *RULE #4: GETTING WITH SOME MYSTERIOUS GIRL WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS 336 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,150 maybe I should just come over to your room or something? 337 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,680 *RULE #5: NEVER INVITE YOURSELF OVER; EVEN IF YOU CAN MAKE IT CONVINCING 338 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,034 OK. 339 00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,455 Yeah, well, let's just call it a night then. 340 00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:03,497 Totally. 341 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,880 *AND REMEMBER: DON'T EVER LET YOUR FEELINGS GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR RELATIONS. 342 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880 *THAT IS WHAT LOSERS DO. 343 00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:13,299 Why don't you just say we'll never hang out, 344 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,929 because at no point has it actually been soon. 345 00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:19,889 *THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK JAMES PONGO 346 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,432 Why don't just say never, you know? 347 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,320 It's been never now, it's been never now forever. 348 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360 *CALL ENDED "MILDRED" 349 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400 That was great. 350 00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:29,272 Hello? 351 00:18:29,272 --> 00:18:31,270 *YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 2 HOURS 352 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,154 Great. Fuckin' great. 353 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,200 *POST TRAUMA BEER CONVO 354 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:41,326 Excuse me, 355 00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:43,996 Is that good, huh? 356 00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:45,038 It's mine. 357 00:18:45,038 --> 00:18:47,030 *CONVO WITH LOSER MORONS 358 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,836 Hey, that was great. That was good. 359 00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:53,089 - That was good. I liked it. - Relational feelings... 360 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,634 Oh! Why the fuck did you leave my computer 361 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:57,927 with this fucking guy? 362 00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,220 What the fuck? 363 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,013 *CONVO WITH THIS FUCKING GUY 364 00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:04,100 I was just trying to show her a video... 365 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,769 I don't really give a fuck if you were trying to show her... 366 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,118 up the ass! 367 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,950 It's my fucking computer. 368 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,950 *CONVO WITH COMPUTER HOG 369 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,400 *JAMES SAYS... 370 00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:33,337 James, come on man. 371 00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:34,922 Get off there! 372 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,920 *ATTENTION: YOU ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS REMAINING ON YOUR USL ACCOUNT THIS MONTH. 373 00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:45,016 You have to get down form there. 374 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 - Jump! - Stagedive! 375 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,980 Oh fuck! Holy shit! 376 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,980 *YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED ON FOR 3 HOURS 377 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,040 You broke the window! 378 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:12,000 *YOUR SYSTEM HAS CRASHED PRESS CTRL+ALT+DEL TO RESTART YOUR COMPUTER 379 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,480 *LOG IN 380 00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,436 - Hey. - Hey, man. 381 00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:13,938 Do you want anything? 382 00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,525 Do you have juice? 383 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,361 Uh, yeah... 384 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,657 Orange, mango, carrot, tomato, grapefruit... 385 00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:29,620 OK, mango. 386 00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:30,662 Cool. 387 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:43,030 *CALL LOG "MILDRED" 4.32AM "MILDRED" 4.30AM 'MILDRED" 3.47AM 388 00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,720 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 389 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:47,763 Do you have wireless? 390 00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:49,390 Oh, yeah, of course. 391 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:56,438 The password is 1-2-2-3-3-3-4-4-4-4 392 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,480 OK. 393 00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,277 - I'm going to check my e-mail. - OK. 394 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:31,599 Hey Norm, have you seen my murse? 395 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,900 Uh, I don't know... 396 00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:41,692 Well, it's just a beige bag, with a bunch of my fucking shit in it. 397 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,445 Well, maybe you left it in your car. 398 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,281 If I left it my car, I wouldn't be looking for it around here, man! 399 00:22:47,323 --> 00:22:48,449 I didn't leave it in my car! 400 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,515 Please shut up... 401 00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:51,660 - No you shut the fuck up. - What? 402 00:22:57,403 --> 00:22:58,915 Do you wanna help me look around, Norm? 403 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:00,252 Well, where do you think it is? 404 00:23:00,294 --> 00:23:03,500 I don't know, Norm, in your house. 405 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,100 Fuck! 406 00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:14,358 I don't want that juice, Norm. 407 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,101 I wanna find my bag. 408 00:23:16,143 --> 00:23:17,686 I want to find my computer. 409 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120 OK? 410 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,120 OK, well... 411 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,300 You're gonna help me. 412 00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:23,901 Look, if you're really strapped 413 00:23:23,943 --> 00:23:25,152 I can probably give you the cash 414 00:23:25,194 --> 00:23:26,778 to cover most of that shit. 415 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:29,448 It's not a money thing, Norm. 416 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:31,283 It's an everything thing. 417 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:36,622 Goodbye, porno. 418 00:23:37,164 --> 00:23:38,540 Goodbye, job. 419 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,794 Goodbye, favorite places. 420 00:23:42,211 --> 00:23:45,714 Goodbye, everything that I've worked for... 421 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,343 and worked on the last 3 years. 422 00:23:49,385 --> 00:23:51,428 Goodbye, job. 423 00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:54,181 Hello Torrance! 424 00:23:55,683 --> 00:23:58,852 Typical, sitting here, in this dump. 425 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,981 - What? - Hey, man. I got it. 426 00:24:03,023 --> 00:24:04,024 You found it? 427 00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:08,820 No... it would be amazing if I did though, right? That'd be cool. 428 00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,942 No I have the next best thing though. Almost as good. 429 00:24:12,324 --> 00:24:13,784 You figured out where it might be? 430 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,490 *DO YOU WANT TO RUN OR SAVE THIS FILE? 431 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,640 *YOU JUST LOST THE GAME 432 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,320 *I JUST LOST THE GAME 433 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,980 *HUH? 434 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,560 *DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE THIS COULD BE 435 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:29,080 *THE FIRST STEP TO VICTORY 436 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:32,100 *THE FIRST STEP TO VICTORY 437 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,100 *IS A LIST OF PEOPLE I HATE? 438 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,800 *WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HATE"? 439 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,160 *THERE ARE SOME GREAT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST 440 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800 *WE GREW UP WITH THESE PEOPLE WE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THEM 441 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,800 *WELL THIS LIST SEEMS TO MEAN A LOT TO YOU 442 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800 *SO I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU KEEP IT 443 00:24:47,609 --> 00:24:50,654 Your computer was in my house last night. 444 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,240 This morning it was not in my house. 445 00:24:53,282 --> 00:24:55,909 That means someone who was here last night took it. 446 00:24:55,951 --> 00:24:57,244 - Stole it. - OK. 447 00:24:57,286 --> 00:25:00,039 But that is a list of someones who was in my house last night. 448 00:25:00,998 --> 00:25:04,042 Well what am I supposed to do Norm, call these people up? 449 00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:06,628 See them? Do you have any idea how long I've been trying to 450 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:09,757 distance myself from every single name on this list? 451 00:25:14,052 --> 00:25:15,679 Did you back up your files? 452 00:25:18,432 --> 00:25:20,475 Installing suspect list 453 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,185 You've won! 454 00:25:22,227 --> 00:25:24,062 This isn't one of your stupid jokes, right? 455 00:25:24,062 --> 00:25:27,060 *SHOOT THE CULPRIT WIN A FREE LAPTOP!!! 456 00:25:27,149 --> 00:25:28,901 My stupid... What do you mean? 457 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,904 I really need that computer for work, you know? 458 00:25:34,031 --> 00:25:37,909 I mean, the prospect of going through this list is really unattractive, 459 00:25:37,951 --> 00:25:40,871 and obviously I don't want to go through that 460 00:25:40,913 --> 00:25:42,998 if it's one of your asshole jokes, OK? 461 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,543 You look pathetic, man. 462 00:25:47,419 --> 00:25:49,546 You think I wanna see you look like this? 463 00:25:52,216 --> 00:25:53,675 All right, well. 464 00:25:55,552 --> 00:25:57,513 Call you if I need your help. 465 00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:00,390 Who's the second suspect? 466 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:13,440 *BUCKY666 TONS OF STUFF FOR SALE 467 00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:15,405 You know Bucky, though! 468 00:26:15,447 --> 00:26:17,449 Bucky knows how to have fun! 469 00:26:17,783 --> 00:26:20,244 Where there's Bucky, there's fun. 470 00:26:20,744 --> 00:26:22,329 So this is it! 471 00:26:22,371 --> 00:26:25,374 This is what I do with the Roomba. 472 00:26:25,791 --> 00:26:27,209 I try to have fun with it. 473 00:26:27,251 --> 00:26:29,920 Even though it doesn't want to have fun with me! 474 00:26:32,881 --> 00:26:33,881 Hey. 475 00:26:35,217 --> 00:26:36,217 Hey Bucky. 476 00:26:47,229 --> 00:26:49,064 Can I check my email, man? 477 00:26:49,523 --> 00:26:51,650 Yeah, absolutely. You gotta go to the library. 478 00:26:51,692 --> 00:26:54,675 Or the internet cafe. Or Fred's house or Norm's house. 479 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:57,159 There's lots of places you can check your email! 480 00:26:58,156 --> 00:26:59,491 Not here, though. 481 00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,701 No, no compy. 482 00:27:02,911 --> 00:27:04,704 You don't have a computer? 483 00:27:04,746 --> 00:27:05,914 Not yet. 484 00:27:06,456 --> 00:27:08,333 But I was thinking maybe 485 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:12,296 I could hack into the Roomba and turn it into a computer! 486 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,760 Yeah? 487 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,340 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 488 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,440 *SAM JUST TOLD ME YR LAPTOP GOT STOLEN. WTF? 489 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,460 I think it'll work. 490 00:27:19,511 --> 00:27:21,179 Yeah, that'll work man. 491 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,170 *I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU, BIGTIME 492 00:27:23,849 --> 00:27:26,726 Spy App, 15-day free trial! 493 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,460 You guys are soul mates, you gotta email that prick back. 494 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,720 *DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT GUY JAMES GOT HIS COMPUTER STOLEN 495 00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:33,441 I'm thinking about it. 496 00:27:33,483 --> 00:27:35,485 Oh, sorry. Hold on. 497 00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:39,840 *DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT GUY JAMES GOT HIS COMPUTER STOLEN. FROM: ANNOYING COLE 498 00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:42,367 James, did your computer get stolen? 499 00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:44,452 Uh, yeah. 500 00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:46,955 Oh and you're not out looking for it? 501 00:27:48,498 --> 00:27:50,417 Well, one of the reasons that I... 502 00:27:52,461 --> 00:27:54,129 came by here was to... 503 00:27:54,963 --> 00:27:56,840 maybe see if you knew anything about that, 504 00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:59,009 but also to just sort of, 505 00:27:59,051 --> 00:28:01,219 you know, just come by... 506 00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:03,889 and see what was going on with you. 507 00:28:03,889 --> 00:28:05,880 *SUSPECT LOCKED 508 00:28:09,811 --> 00:28:13,189 What do you have Cole in the car out there for? 509 00:28:13,231 --> 00:28:14,232 Cole? 510 00:28:14,274 --> 00:28:16,776 - Come on. - I don't know. 511 00:28:16,818 --> 00:28:20,840 Is this some sort of sting operation? Am I your prime suspect? 512 00:28:20,882 --> 00:28:23,708 Look we go to her house and you pretend like you just wanna hang out. 513 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,458 OK. 514 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:29,998 Then I send her a text message mentioning that your computer was stolen. 515 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,133 If she doesn't bring it up, that means she's hiding something. 516 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,463 Alright. 517 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,173 Then you can be like, "What was that text about?" 518 00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:40,674 Then we got her. 519 00:28:41,593 --> 00:28:43,238 Get out of here. 520 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,861 Really? 521 00:28:46,473 --> 00:28:47,473 OK. 522 00:28:50,018 --> 00:28:52,082 Erica? Oh my gosh. 523 00:28:54,856 --> 00:28:56,525 OK, bye. 524 00:28:58,485 --> 00:28:59,569 Goodbye! 525 00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:01,571 No, I'm laughing because James... 526 00:29:01,613 --> 00:29:02,989 Cole? 527 00:29:04,741 --> 00:29:05,909 Oh hey. 528 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:08,680 What's up? 529 00:29:08,723 --> 00:29:11,498 How weird! Seeing you here... I can't believe... 530 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:14,125 I never fucking... 531 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:16,503 I'm done with your genius strategies, man. 532 00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:20,048 Shit... I just lost game. 533 00:29:21,925 --> 00:29:24,052 Did you hear how crazy she got? 534 00:29:25,762 --> 00:29:27,972 That just proves that she didn't steal it. Right? 535 00:29:28,014 --> 00:29:29,682 And how can you think she's boring? 536 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:30,767 She is boring. 537 00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:35,021 We were having a great talk until you got involved. 538 00:29:35,063 --> 00:29:38,107 Well, look, that just proves my theory then 539 00:29:38,149 --> 00:29:39,817 that people that are non-boring, 540 00:29:39,859 --> 00:29:42,695 AKA "suspicious people" 541 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:44,155 didn't take your computer. 542 00:29:46,783 --> 00:29:47,783 Hey! 543 00:29:48,201 --> 00:29:49,244 Good to see you, Cole! 544 00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,620 Are you guys gonna leave?! 545 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,163 Yeah, it's weird running into you. 546 00:29:52,205 --> 00:29:53,832 I'll catch you later, though, OK? 547 00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:58,169 Fuck off! 548 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,290 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 549 00:30:01,290 --> 00:30:03,790 *DON'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE LOSERS FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 550 00:30:03,810 --> 00:30:06,290 *COME GET WASTED AND LISTEN TO TAPES IN MY BASEMENT! :0 551 00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:08,290 *EAZIER DAYS COLE 552 00:30:15,478 --> 00:30:18,439 You man... You have it made. 553 00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:20,191 Your life is like an endless party. 554 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:21,735 Uh well, yeah... 555 00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,448 I mean, I don't know, you know, I just 556 00:30:27,490 --> 00:30:31,494 I mean, I just hustled this job completely out of the blue. 557 00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:34,831 - Yeah. - Yeah. I just came up to this... 558 00:30:34,873 --> 00:30:38,876 lady, you know, I saw who was at this club 559 00:30:38,918 --> 00:30:42,588 and she was obviously like way too old to be there. 560 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,799 She was there with like three other old ladies. 561 00:30:44,841 --> 00:30:45,841 Nice. 562 00:30:46,217 --> 00:30:48,886 So I figured she must be something like 563 00:30:48,928 --> 00:30:50,638 somebody who could do something for me. 564 00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:52,849 Phony people... 565 00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:54,183 Yeah, I don't know. 566 00:30:54,225 --> 00:30:57,228 I just sorta... it just sorta worked out, ya know? 567 00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:59,814 That's why it was cool when it was just us, 568 00:30:59,856 --> 00:31:01,899 you know, like, your friends. 569 00:31:01,941 --> 00:31:03,776 But it wasn't phony, really. 570 00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,779 Well, I mean, it was, it was... 571 00:31:06,196 --> 00:31:09,949 It was kind of like... it just unfolded like really naturally. 572 00:31:10,408 --> 00:31:13,453 Those are like old rich people though, man! 573 00:31:13,495 --> 00:31:16,539 It was like you and us and your friends and stuff, 574 00:31:16,581 --> 00:31:18,082 that was cool. 575 00:31:18,124 --> 00:31:21,627 That was like the good old days, or whatever. I don't know. 576 00:31:21,669 --> 00:31:26,549 - I know it sounds so cheesy. - I know what you're saying but, 577 00:31:26,591 --> 00:31:29,719 it was, you know, it was fine. 578 00:31:29,761 --> 00:31:32,472 She gave me a job. Ya know...? 579 00:31:32,514 --> 00:31:34,890 That's what you gotta do, man! 580 00:31:34,932 --> 00:31:39,958 You just gotta move to wherever you move to and just 581 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,817 you know, you'll you go out to places and you'll meet people and you'll 582 00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:49,197 make friends and then just things will happen for you. 583 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:51,319 Know what I mean? It'll just start happening for you. 584 00:31:52,325 --> 00:31:54,702 I don't know. 585 00:31:56,955 --> 00:31:58,414 It's like, whatever... 586 00:31:58,456 --> 00:32:02,919 It's not even... it's not that hard, it's not a big deal. Right? 587 00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:05,880 I mean, I'm bidding on a fucking Jazzmaster right now. 588 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,440 *CURRENT PRICE: $405.00. PRICE SETTER: IGOTCOLE22 589 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:13,870 This perfect, beautiful, red, American '65 Jazzmaster. 590 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,382 That's awesome. 591 00:32:15,807 --> 00:32:18,100 Fuck yeah. And when I get it you know what? 592 00:32:18,142 --> 00:32:23,815 I'm going to be able to write the sickest songs that you've ever heard. 593 00:32:23,857 --> 00:32:26,275 I'm serious. And you're- I mean, you're going to put them on 594 00:32:26,317 --> 00:32:29,111 and you're going to listen to them over and over and over again. 595 00:32:29,153 --> 00:32:29,896 Yes! 596 00:32:29,939 --> 00:32:33,449 - Cause they're gonna be so fucking good! - Yes! 597 00:32:33,491 --> 00:32:35,785 And then the songs are going to be so sick 598 00:32:35,827 --> 00:32:38,955 because you're going to be with this Jazzmaster? 599 00:32:39,622 --> 00:32:42,000 - Yep. - That's awesome. 600 00:32:47,463 --> 00:32:50,675 And then, I'm gonna be able to go on tour and stuff. 601 00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:58,307 Congratulations, Cole. 602 00:32:58,349 --> 00:33:00,000 Thanks, man. 603 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,540 *CURRENT PRICE: $680.00. PRICE SETTER: SNIPER69 604 00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:03,605 Thanks. 605 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:07,920 *ATTENTION! YOU HAVE BEEN OUTBID 606 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,020 *SEARCH MODE ACTIVATED 607 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,400 *SARAH MCKLINTOCK 608 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,720 *SARAH MCKLINTOCK ON TWHATSUP? 609 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,651 *WTF IS JAMES PONGO DOING HERE?!? 610 00:33:49,651 --> 00:33:51,819 Who's your friend? 611 00:33:51,861 --> 00:33:55,114 We go to pharmacology school together, and I'm trying to convince them 612 00:33:55,156 --> 00:33:57,867 to move out here when we graduate next year. 613 00:33:58,368 --> 00:34:00,036 Is she hot? 614 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:04,916 - It's a guy. - It's a guy. That's cool. 615 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,200 *PONGO IS A PERVERT 616 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:22,400 Son, I've been writing this letter all morning 617 00:34:22,548 --> 00:34:24,568 *DEAR NEWSPAPER... 618 00:34:24,644 --> 00:34:26,354 and I was wondering 619 00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:30,316 if you would please help me send an e-mail 620 00:34:30,358 --> 00:34:34,695 to those goddamn morons at The Times. 621 00:34:36,614 --> 00:34:37,824 Sure. 622 00:34:40,201 --> 00:34:42,119 I have been reading your paper 623 00:34:42,161 --> 00:34:48,334 regularly for the last 50-some-odd years. Almost every morning, 624 00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:52,088 browsing through pages, I come to the same thought 625 00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:54,799 These guys are a bunch of goddamn morons. 626 00:34:57,718 --> 00:35:02,098 All right. I'll just send it from my e-mail, OK? 627 00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,390 OK. 628 00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:07,958 But just don't you go taking credit for it? 629 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,814 OK. 630 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:14,277 How do you want me to sign it? 631 00:35:15,903 --> 00:35:17,363 "Anon." 632 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,719 OK. 633 00:35:22,368 --> 00:35:24,871 All right. I sent it. 634 00:35:25,913 --> 00:35:28,291 Paper should be getting it any minute now. 635 00:35:28,499 --> 00:35:29,499 That fast? 636 00:35:30,168 --> 00:35:34,463 Yeah. I'm going to check my email now. OK? 637 00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:35,505 OK. 638 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:40,500 *BOSSY, BAD NEWS. I WAS MUGGED YESTERDAY AND GOT MY... 639 00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:43,681 What kind of shower do you take? 640 00:35:43,973 --> 00:35:44,973 Sorry? 641 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,102 What kind of shower do you take? 642 00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:53,357 I guess I don't know, a normal one. 643 00:35:54,525 --> 00:35:55,651 No. 644 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,779 Five minutes hot, 645 00:35:58,821 --> 00:36:03,117 one minute cold, four minutes hot, 646 00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:05,578 two minutes cold 647 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:09,665 three minutes hot, three minutes cold 648 00:36:09,707 --> 00:36:13,400 and then you dry yourself. 649 00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:18,465 - Alright. - Let me ask you something. 650 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:21,010 Do you sleep with your window open? 651 00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:25,348 I don't know. 652 00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:28,768 Don't you sleep with your window open? 653 00:36:30,478 --> 00:36:32,021 You know... I'm really not sure. 654 00:36:32,063 --> 00:36:37,295 You must sleep with your window open and don't trust women. 655 00:36:37,337 --> 00:36:39,612 - Grampa! - You're not a woman! 656 00:36:39,654 --> 00:36:44,450 Your mother was never a woman and you'll never be a woman! 657 00:36:44,492 --> 00:36:45,993 What the hell is going on here? 658 00:36:46,035 --> 00:36:49,872 I'm just teaching your Romeo the facts of life. 659 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,751 I was just helping him send an email. 660 00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:55,461 Yeah, what are you, crazy? 661 00:36:55,503 --> 00:36:57,671 We don't let him use the computer. 662 00:36:57,713 --> 00:37:00,174 Sorry. He seemed innocent enough. 663 00:37:02,802 --> 00:37:05,429 You know what happens when you let old people use the computer? 664 00:37:06,097 --> 00:37:08,515 It starts with innocent grandpa sending an email, 665 00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:12,000 and it ends with psychotic mom killing a girl on MySpace. 666 00:37:13,104 --> 00:37:15,314 I'm sorry, I didn't know your policy. 667 00:37:15,356 --> 00:37:18,401 Yeah. You don't know anything. 668 00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:21,862 So, what's the deal? 669 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,216 The deal? 670 00:37:28,131 --> 00:37:29,159 What do you want? 671 00:37:29,202 --> 00:37:31,876 Well... you were... Norm's party... friends! 672 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:32,936 OK! 673 00:37:32,936 --> 00:37:34,542 *BUFFERING... 674 00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:36,419 Well, like... 675 00:37:37,545 --> 00:37:39,505 did you steal it? 676 00:37:39,547 --> 00:37:42,174 What?! What?! 677 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:43,467 Or like... 678 00:37:43,509 --> 00:37:46,262 - was your friend at the party? - Yes. 679 00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,265 Well, can I speak with him? 680 00:37:49,265 --> 00:37:51,016 *IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS? 681 00:37:51,016 --> 00:37:52,518 What is this, James? 682 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,014 Can you just please bring him to me? 683 00:37:54,057 --> 00:37:55,938 Because I have a question to ask him. OK? 684 00:37:57,106 --> 00:37:58,958 And then you're gonna leave? 685 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Yes. Thank you. 686 00:38:10,578 --> 00:38:12,121 He's black. 687 00:38:14,456 --> 00:38:16,166 So who? 688 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,002 So he's black. 689 00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:22,297 So what? 690 00:38:22,339 --> 00:38:24,842 He's a black man! 691 00:38:24,884 --> 00:38:28,387 What is it with you guys, whatever it is, 692 00:38:28,429 --> 00:38:30,848 he's responsible! 693 00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:35,930 Old man, you're scapegoating... black people, you can't- 694 00:38:36,437 --> 00:38:39,148 He's 100 percent responsible! 695 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,900 *HMM. E-DAWG SAYS HE FOUND A COMPY. 696 00:38:47,448 --> 00:38:49,491 Whisk her away! 697 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,020 *E-DAWG GOING CRAZY OVER THE KITTENS 698 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,587 Ashley, how you doing? It's Edwin. 699 00:39:01,629 --> 00:39:04,048 No, I was calling to find out on the status of the kittens. 700 00:39:06,216 --> 00:39:07,926 They found all the kittens? You're lying! 701 00:39:07,968 --> 00:39:10,095 They found all the kittens? 702 00:39:10,137 --> 00:39:12,723 You are an angel that descended upon me from heaven. 703 00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:14,391 Thank you so much. 704 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:17,019 Well, James, this is my friend Edwin. 705 00:39:17,478 --> 00:39:19,938 - OK. - Hold on a second. 706 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:20,981 How you doing, man? 707 00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:22,149 Nice to meet you, I'm Edwin. 708 00:39:22,191 --> 00:39:23,484 Hey, nice to meet you. 709 00:39:23,859 --> 00:39:26,612 You had a question for him. 710 00:39:26,654 --> 00:39:28,322 Did I? Uhh... 711 00:39:28,364 --> 00:39:30,699 Yeah, you did. I went and got him 712 00:39:30,741 --> 00:39:32,826 because you wanted to ask him something. 713 00:39:32,868 --> 00:39:36,914 I... no... I think... wha... 714 00:39:36,956 --> 00:39:39,416 probably whatever I wanted to ask Edwin was... 715 00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:42,920 I don't know what I was thinking. Because obviously 716 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:48,008 Edwin has nothing to do with what I wanted to ask him about. 717 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:50,344 No, no, please, James. Go right ahead. 718 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,014 No, really, it's OK. 719 00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,892 I'm all cleared up now. 720 00:39:56,934 --> 00:39:59,353 OK. Very good. Well... 721 00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:02,648 thanks for wasting our time. 722 00:40:03,148 --> 00:40:04,817 Eat crow! 723 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,153 What'd he say? 724 00:40:08,195 --> 00:40:09,696 He told you to eat crow. 725 00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:11,073 Crows are really smart. 726 00:40:11,115 --> 00:40:13,325 The smartest black bird... 727 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,300 *OMG! JAMES PONGO! NAPPING! HERE! NOW! 728 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,260 *BECKY'S FLOWER BED 729 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:24,210 So who's next on this motley hit list of yours? 730 00:40:25,295 --> 00:40:29,007 I don't know. Maybe... Dean. 731 00:40:30,008 --> 00:40:32,761 Oh, my God. I totally know Dean. I had trigonometry with that guy. 732 00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:34,388 He's like totally a smarty pants. 733 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:36,098 So where does he live? 734 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:39,685 You know, I'm not sure. 735 00:40:39,727 --> 00:40:43,689 Allow me to look up the little smarty pants on the Facebook, shall I? OK? 736 00:40:47,317 --> 00:40:48,485 Thanks. 737 00:40:55,701 --> 00:40:56,952 He lives in Lancaster. 738 00:40:58,287 --> 00:40:59,538 Didn't see that coming... 739 00:40:59,997 --> 00:41:00,997 Zinger! 740 00:41:02,124 --> 00:41:03,500 Do you wanna just... 741 00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:07,171 Google map his address and print it out for me? 742 00:41:07,337 --> 00:41:08,958 Oh, yeah, sure. No problemo. 743 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:10,660 Thanks. 744 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,880 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 745 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:17,100 *FROM: MILDRED. SORRY BOUT FRIDAY NIGHT - MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT LATER THIS WEEK. 746 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,050 Problemo! 747 00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:21,643 What's wrong? Out of ink? 748 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,780 No, I don't know. I have the address, 749 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,280 but it's just like not showing up anywhere on the map. 750 00:41:28,525 --> 00:41:29,860 What does that mean? 751 00:41:30,861 --> 00:41:32,529 I don't know, like... 752 00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:34,865 new construction? Lancaster? 753 00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:37,618 Every day new streets. 754 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,990 Print me out directions to Lancaster 755 00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:46,125 and I'll ask around when I get into town or something. 756 00:41:46,585 --> 00:41:49,963 - O! M! G! - Jesus! 757 00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:52,341 I just got a new GPS for my C-A-R! 758 00:41:52,591 --> 00:41:55,343 Why don't you and I go together? 759 00:41:55,385 --> 00:41:58,900 - Oh.. Nah.. - Yeah, why not? 760 00:42:01,266 --> 00:42:03,518 Nah, I wouldn't wanna drag you into this. 761 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,604 Drag me into this? Are you crazy? 762 00:42:05,646 --> 00:42:07,272 Oh my god no, it'll be great. 763 00:42:07,314 --> 00:42:10,274 I can test out my new gizmo. 764 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,486 Yes! 765 00:42:14,696 --> 00:42:15,696 Listen to me. 766 00:42:16,865 --> 00:42:19,659 You know what they say: 767 00:42:19,701 --> 00:42:23,288 A ship in the harbor is safe... 768 00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,082 but ships are meant to sail. 769 00:42:31,546 --> 00:42:33,619 OK. 770 00:42:33,662 --> 00:42:34,716 OK? 771 00:42:34,758 --> 00:42:35,758 Alright. 772 00:42:37,211 --> 00:42:38,012 Oh, my God. 773 00:42:38,054 --> 00:42:41,097 Just give me like 5 to 12 minutes. I'm going to snip my bangs, really quick. 774 00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:42,265 Do my nails in a jif. 775 00:42:44,977 --> 00:42:46,478 You are not gonna regret this. 776 00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,420 *VISIT MY OTHER KOOOOOL PAGES!! 777 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,340 *BECKY'S BUTTERFLY BONANZA. BECKY'S LOVE JOURNAL. BECKY'S BUKKAKE 778 00:42:55,362 --> 00:42:58,958 You came all the way from Los Angeles to ask me that? 779 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Yeah. 780 00:43:01,201 --> 00:43:03,203 I don't have your fucking computer. 781 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,320 Oh. 782 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,800 What ya think, I had your fucking computer? 783 00:43:07,842 --> 00:43:09,958 Yeah. 784 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,660 I don't. 785 00:43:13,588 --> 00:43:16,800 So what? What are you gonna do now? 786 00:43:16,842 --> 00:43:19,386 - You gonna drive back down? - Yeah! 787 00:43:20,137 --> 00:43:22,472 That is so cool you moved to Los Angeles permanently! 788 00:43:22,597 --> 00:43:25,559 - Yeah! - Yeah, I lived in LA! 789 00:43:26,643 --> 00:43:27,644 Really? 790 00:43:27,686 --> 00:43:30,855 I lived there when I was there with Phil, then we broke up 791 00:43:30,897 --> 00:43:33,733 and so I moved back to Manhattan Beach. 792 00:43:33,775 --> 00:43:36,111 - I'm sorry to hear that. - That's OK. 793 00:43:36,187 --> 00:43:37,959 *THIS IS GREAT! THERE IS THIS BOY AND I REALLY... 794 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,079 Do you think I should move back there? 795 00:43:40,407 --> 00:43:42,826 - Do it? Yeah. - Yeah? 796 00:43:42,868 --> 00:43:45,954 Like if I move there, would you, like is there fun stuff to do? 797 00:43:45,996 --> 00:43:47,873 And... I don't know. 798 00:43:48,373 --> 00:43:49,708 Would it be cool if I moved back? 799 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:54,254 Sure, you know, it just depends what you do. You know, like what is your mission? 800 00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:56,880 Would you want to hang out? If I texted you, if I called you or whatever... 801 00:43:56,923 --> 00:43:58,133 Would you wanna show me stuff? 802 00:43:58,175 --> 00:44:00,120 Could you not talk and text and drive, please? 803 00:44:00,163 --> 00:44:02,253 Because it's really making me feel very unsafe. 804 00:44:03,305 --> 00:44:05,765 - Oh I'm sorry, you feel unsafe? - Yes. 805 00:44:05,807 --> 00:44:07,517 You feel unsafe? 806 00:44:07,976 --> 00:44:09,311 That's what I just said. 807 00:44:09,686 --> 00:44:12,439 How do you think people feel when you talk to them like that, James? 808 00:44:14,107 --> 00:44:17,500 They probably feel like they wanna steal their computer. 809 00:44:19,112 --> 00:44:20,112 OK. 810 00:44:22,782 --> 00:44:25,662 Honestly, please don't talk and text and drive! 811 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,158 I'm glad we're not boyfriend and girlfriend, 812 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,573 I'm glad we're not a hot little item. 813 00:44:28,616 --> 00:44:30,557 You'd probably make for a really mean boyfriend. 814 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,127 Yeah, well, luckily I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now. 815 00:44:34,169 --> 00:44:37,630 Actually James, it's not about what you're looking for... 816 00:44:37,672 --> 00:44:39,632 It's about what you're looking at. 817 00:44:39,674 --> 00:44:41,259 Good. So just look, look at the road. 818 00:44:41,301 --> 00:44:42,635 I know, I just stopped. 819 00:44:42,677 --> 00:44:44,677 - Just look at the road. - I know it's a red light. 820 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,060 *INCOMING CALL ME 821 00:44:54,179 --> 00:44:55,648 Hey, you've reached James Pongo. 822 00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:57,567 I am probably super busy right now 823 00:44:57,609 --> 00:45:00,778 but if you leave me a message, I will get back to you. 824 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:01,905 Have a good one. 825 00:45:03,073 --> 00:45:05,116 Where's your stuff, you jerk? 826 00:45:05,158 --> 00:45:07,827 Why did you think it would be so easy? 827 00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:10,246 It's so easy in Torrance, 828 00:45:10,288 --> 00:45:11,915 where your friends call you 829 00:45:11,957 --> 00:45:15,001 and you can just say no and be happy. 830 00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:16,920 But it's not so easy in L.A., is it? 831 00:45:16,962 --> 00:45:20,798 Where no one knows you and no one is your friend. 832 00:45:22,342 --> 00:45:25,000 Now you call Torrance and no one picks up. 833 00:45:25,971 --> 00:45:29,974 Just... go fucking get it already! 834 00:45:30,016 --> 00:45:32,686 Stop wasting. Just stop. 835 00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:36,680 *9 MIN LATER 836 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:37,940 Fuck you. 837 00:45:40,235 --> 00:45:43,320 I'll see you later. It's James. 838 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,700 *1 NEW VOICEMAIL 839 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:51,600 *BETTER OFF JED 840 00:45:51,663 --> 00:45:53,707 Yeah, man, I know you 841 00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:55,160 *WHEN YOUR REPUTATION PRECEDES YOU. 842 00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,710 - Jed - What? 843 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,878 You're Jed. 844 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,131 No, not Jed, man. Sorry. 845 00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:06,594 What? Come on, man. 846 00:46:06,636 --> 00:46:07,636 Come on. 847 00:46:08,388 --> 00:46:10,807 I'm not Jed, you got the wrong guy. 848 00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:13,518 - Okaaaayyyy. - Can I get another Scotch rocks? 849 00:46:14,769 --> 00:46:17,897 Alright. No, you're fucking Jed. 850 00:46:18,770 --> 00:46:20,290 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 851 00:46:20,316 --> 00:46:22,193 Look, I'm Frank. 852 00:46:22,235 --> 00:46:24,444 I don't know who Jed is, but I'm not him. 853 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,783 *FROM: BOSSY. I KNOW IT'S LATE BUT I NEED YOU 854 00:46:26,858 --> 00:46:29,101 TO LOOK OVER THE BALLOON COUNT FOR TOPANGA... 855 00:46:29,826 --> 00:46:32,454 Alright... OK. 856 00:46:34,622 --> 00:46:35,665 You're fucking Jed. 857 00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:41,540 *WHEN YOUR REPUTATION CATCHES UP WITH YOU. 858 00:46:43,173 --> 00:46:46,717 - Get a beer? - Oh my god, it's fucking Jed. 859 00:46:49,971 --> 00:46:51,722 Jed. 860 00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:53,599 Yep, that's me. 861 00:46:55,393 --> 00:46:56,846 Do I know you man? 862 00:46:56,888 --> 00:46:58,354 I know you, man. 863 00:46:58,396 --> 00:46:59,396 - Yeah? - Yeah. 864 00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:03,526 I read your blog every day, 865 00:47:03,568 --> 00:47:06,696 and I used to check your MySpace profile like all the time. 866 00:47:07,989 --> 00:47:10,229 Oh, man. Are you going to write about this in your blog? 867 00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:13,453 Ugh... I hope not... in order to stop seeing you. 868 00:47:16,331 --> 00:47:17,498 You know, I happen to know 869 00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:23,004 that you and I are specifically, the only people specifically interested, 870 00:47:23,546 --> 00:47:26,674 within the zone of 90026, 871 00:47:27,717 --> 00:47:29,844 in endangered species? 872 00:47:29,886 --> 00:47:32,847 - Hmmm, I did write that. - And so did I! 873 00:47:32,889 --> 00:47:36,267 And here's this other guy in here who 874 00:47:36,309 --> 00:47:38,728 looks just like you, isn't that messed up? 875 00:47:38,770 --> 00:47:41,440 No, you're messed up. How about you go just take a seat? 876 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,360 *WHEN YOU GOTTA BACK UP YOUR REPUTATION. 877 00:47:45,443 --> 00:47:47,069 Why don't you tell me 878 00:47:47,111 --> 00:47:49,197 where my computer is? 879 00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,115 What the fuck are you talking about? 880 00:47:51,157 --> 00:47:53,438 You think you can just come to parties 881 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,960 and because you don't know anybody, 882 00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:57,068 just bang girls that they like 883 00:47:57,111 --> 00:47:59,559 - and steal their shit? - You're crossing the line, man. 884 00:47:59,601 --> 00:48:03,999 And you crossed it already when you stole my stuff, thief. 885 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,600 Faggot! 886 00:48:09,551 --> 00:48:12,887 Hey, hey, don't... hey, listen man 887 00:48:12,929 --> 00:48:15,932 don't write about this stuff on your blog, OK? 888 00:48:15,974 --> 00:48:17,100 OK, you faggot? 889 00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,140 *THE GAME 890 00:48:28,150 --> 00:48:30,074 *THE LOSER WHO KEPT CALLING ME A FAGGOT 891 00:48:30,150 --> 00:48:33,640 *HEY EVERYBODY LAYOFF; I KNOW THIS QUEER JOB AND HE ACTUALLY IS A TOTAL GAY, 892 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,320 *SO JUST COOL IT. JED'S ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THIS ONE! 893 00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:42,917 So did you post some shit on Jed's blog calling me gay? 894 00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:44,835 Oh, yeah, you saw that man? 895 00:48:44,877 --> 00:48:47,171 Yeah, I saw it. You left me a message about it. 896 00:48:48,798 --> 00:48:52,800 I kinda figured you didn't have a computer, so I.. uh.. 897 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,739 So why'd you call me gay? 898 00:48:54,782 --> 00:48:57,223 You think I'm gay because I live in Echo Park by myself 899 00:48:57,265 --> 00:48:59,055 and you live in Torrance with your mom? 900 00:48:59,098 --> 00:49:00,544 - Relax, man. - So I'm gay? 901 00:49:00,587 --> 00:49:02,937 I'm doing you a favor? All right. 902 00:49:03,187 --> 00:49:04,897 You know how Jed said some shit 903 00:49:04,939 --> 00:49:07,108 about you calling him faggot. 904 00:49:08,192 --> 00:49:09,891 Well, I'm going to make everyone think you're a faggot. 905 00:49:09,934 --> 00:49:11,404 So it's OK. Like, you know how 906 00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:13,531 You know how n-words call each other n-words? 907 00:49:13,573 --> 00:49:14,907 Faggots call each other faggots! 908 00:49:14,949 --> 00:49:16,117 It's the cool thing, man. 909 00:49:16,993 --> 00:49:18,077 You're beyond idiot. 910 00:49:18,703 --> 00:49:20,747 No, I'm a total fucking genius, 911 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,480 and I'm gonna help you find your compu... 912 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:25,490 *CONNECTION LOST! 913 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,680 *CALLING 914 00:49:30,882 --> 00:49:32,925 Who are you going to see today? 915 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:34,635 Bryan Gerard. 916 00:49:34,677 --> 00:49:38,180 Bryan Gerard? Dude, that guy just got out of prison, man. 917 00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:39,638 You wanna put him right back in prison? 918 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,998 Just got out of prison for what? 919 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,893 Computer robbery? 920 00:49:42,935 --> 00:49:44,854 No, attempted rape. 921 00:49:46,731 --> 00:49:49,692 Bryan Ger-That guy couldn't rape a fly, he's so flimsy! 922 00:49:49,734 --> 00:49:52,180 Dude, not real life rape, fake life rape. 923 00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:55,615 He was on Facebook, mackin' it on this 15-year-old when he was 19, 924 00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:58,034 And it turns out the 15-year-old was actually 925 00:49:58,076 --> 00:50:02,537 45-year-old Sgt. Stevens, from the pederasty sting squad. 926 00:50:03,748 --> 00:50:07,376 - That's heavy. - Yeah. Be safe. 927 00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:10,213 Don't get stung, my n-word. 928 00:50:13,049 --> 00:50:16,427 Hello? Hey... Fucker. 929 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,570 *CALL ENDED SEE YOU LATER 930 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,320 *TORRANCE PUBLIC ACCESS 931 00:50:35,029 --> 00:50:37,448 You been going house to house, 932 00:50:37,490 --> 00:50:38,490 door to door? 933 00:50:40,201 --> 00:50:43,829 Doing some kind of charity work, James? 934 00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:44,951 Or is there another reason? 935 00:50:47,124 --> 00:50:49,502 Not really, charity work... 936 00:50:49,544 --> 00:50:52,500 more like an investigation. 937 00:50:53,548 --> 00:50:55,132 What and I'm a suspect? 938 00:50:55,633 --> 00:50:56,675 No, I'm not saying that. 939 00:50:56,717 --> 00:50:58,928 I'm just saying maybe you're like a witness. 940 00:50:58,970 --> 00:51:00,500 Or maybe I'm the culprit. 941 00:51:01,722 --> 00:51:03,555 Relax, man. I just... 942 00:51:05,142 --> 00:51:07,478 You were at Norm's party a few nights ago. 943 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,396 Yeah, so? 944 00:51:09,438 --> 00:51:12,191 So my computer got stolen. 945 00:51:12,233 --> 00:51:14,068 Yeah. So what? 946 00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,903 So, it fucked me up. 947 00:51:15,945 --> 00:51:19,999 Yeah, you ain't the first one to get fucked over by a computer. 948 00:51:20,866 --> 00:51:23,333 Hey let me borrow that head-band. 949 00:51:24,662 --> 00:51:25,999 Alright. 950 00:51:27,415 --> 00:51:29,542 C'mon, I'll wash it, I'll give it back. 951 00:51:29,584 --> 00:51:31,251 C'mon! 952 00:51:38,384 --> 00:51:39,384 Feels good. 953 00:51:41,470 --> 00:51:42,722 So you lost your computer? 954 00:51:43,806 --> 00:51:44,806 Yeah. 955 00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:47,434 This is a blessing. 956 00:51:47,476 --> 00:51:49,770 Come on, give up the hunt. 957 00:51:49,812 --> 00:51:53,107 What're you crazy? I need what was on there. 958 00:51:53,149 --> 00:51:54,734 What was on there was important. 959 00:51:55,901 --> 00:51:58,237 - Lots of stuff. I need— - You listening to yourself right now? 960 00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,989 You sound like a fucking junkie. 961 00:52:00,031 --> 00:52:03,222 'I need it. I want it. I can't live without it.' 962 00:52:05,328 --> 00:52:09,915 OK, so you didn't take it, you don't know who did? 963 00:52:11,167 --> 00:52:12,584 Are you kidding me, man? 964 00:52:12,626 --> 00:52:15,046 I'm so happy to be a million miles away from that shit. 965 00:52:15,713 --> 00:52:17,006 And so should you. 966 00:52:17,048 --> 00:52:20,592 You must have a pretty big appetite after running, huh? 967 00:52:20,634 --> 00:52:23,333 - Not really... - Oh, man. 968 00:52:24,722 --> 00:52:27,057 It's good. You feel it right here. 969 00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:30,603 - Could you stop running next to me? - OK. So, I'm just gonna... 970 00:52:31,476 --> 00:52:33,522 You just think about my question and get back to me 971 00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:36,525 after you make the loop. OK? 972 00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:46,900 *DO YOU WANT TO INVESTIGATE OTHER SUSPECTS FROM THE KITCHEN CHAT AT NORMS? 973 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:47,900 *YES 974 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:01,060 *CASSIE & DAVID IN TUJUNGA SUSPECTS 17 & 18 975 00:53:12,561 --> 00:53:15,147 I was completely surprised to receive that phone call from you. 976 00:53:15,189 --> 00:53:16,857 Totally caught me off guard. 977 00:53:16,899 --> 00:53:19,109 Yup! Here I am. 978 00:53:19,151 --> 00:53:23,155 And I was completely surprised to find you guys together 979 00:53:23,197 --> 00:53:26,784 here, because it didn't seem like you were very friendly in high school. 980 00:53:26,826 --> 00:53:29,444 But now it's like you're pretty serious um... 981 00:53:30,287 --> 00:53:33,624 boyfriend and girlfriend or something. 982 00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:35,793 I mean, we weren't and we're not. But... 983 00:53:35,835 --> 00:53:38,754 Oh, so you're just... 984 00:53:39,463 --> 00:53:43,008 living together for rent or something because you both work in Tujunga? 985 00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:45,219 - Yeah, something like that. - Yeah, we're married. 986 00:53:47,388 --> 00:53:51,000 What? He said you're married. 987 00:53:51,642 --> 00:53:54,019 - Yep. - Oh, like you're really married. 988 00:53:54,061 --> 00:53:55,646 You have rings on. 989 00:53:57,731 --> 00:53:58,999 Wow! 990 00:53:59,483 --> 00:54:00,999 That is great. 991 00:54:02,027 --> 00:54:05,114 - Yeah - That is just really good. Wow! 992 00:54:08,242 --> 00:54:09,701 Married... 993 00:54:09,743 --> 00:54:11,787 We're only 23. I had no idea. 994 00:54:11,829 --> 00:54:14,039 - Yeah, Dave's only 22! - Yeah, 22. 995 00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:18,418 And is that a baby over there? 996 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:21,045 - Uhuh, yeah. - Whoa. 997 00:54:24,425 --> 00:54:26,093 - Is it yours? - Mm hmm. 998 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:30,840 Did you acquire it, or did it like, come... 999 00:54:30,890 --> 00:54:31,890 out of you? 1000 00:54:31,932 --> 00:54:34,351 Did I acquire it? I gave birth, James. 1001 00:54:34,393 --> 00:54:38,222 - Wow. Married with children? - Yeah. 1002 00:54:39,148 --> 00:54:40,357 What's the kid's name? 1003 00:54:40,399 --> 00:54:43,443 - Mildred. - Mildred! 1004 00:54:43,485 --> 00:54:46,530 Wow. Married with Mildred. 1005 00:54:47,531 --> 00:54:52,619 What is next in this whirlwind romance for you hot young newlyweds? 1006 00:54:52,661 --> 00:54:55,289 James, what-what brings you here 1007 00:54:55,331 --> 00:54:57,320 besides this wonderful game of catch up? 1008 00:54:57,611 --> 00:54:59,402 Oh, it's just, uh... 1009 00:55:01,170 --> 00:55:05,900 *GAME WIZARD. LEVEL: 188 - ACCUSING CASSIE ACTION: SKIPIT! 1010 00:55:07,217 --> 00:55:09,428 Dave, did you steal James' computer? 1011 00:55:09,887 --> 00:55:10,887 Nope. 1012 00:55:11,221 --> 00:55:13,890 No. James I have no idea where your stuff went 1013 00:55:13,932 --> 00:55:16,644 and I'm really sorry to hear that it's gone missing. 1014 00:55:17,353 --> 00:55:21,291 Will you excuse me for a moment? Dave... leave her. 1015 00:55:27,404 --> 00:55:29,111 Mildred, huh? 1016 00:55:31,283 --> 00:55:32,576 Little Mildred. 1017 00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:53,260 *DAVID. MEGHAN. CASSIE. CAITLIN 1018 00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:57,140 *MEGHAN. CAITLIN 1019 00:56:02,564 --> 00:56:03,999 What is that? 1020 00:56:04,775 --> 00:56:06,999 Is that a list? 1021 00:56:08,445 --> 00:56:10,739 You have me on this list? 1022 00:56:11,198 --> 00:56:14,701 Listen, I didn't take your computer. 1023 00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:16,745 Cassie didn't take your computer. 1024 00:56:16,787 --> 00:56:18,663 Caitlin didn't take your computer. 1025 00:56:18,705 --> 00:56:20,124 Stop bothering us! 1026 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:35,120 *NEWS. CAITLIN RENOLDS "DEAD" "R.I.P" SAY FRIENDS AND INTERNET ACQUAINTANCES. 1027 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,120 *FRNDZLR - 8 MONTHS AGO 1028 00:56:52,364 --> 00:56:53,999 What's going on? 1029 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,707 I'm de... 1030 00:57:01,415 --> 00:57:04,846 You're not... You're not dead. 1031 00:57:04,888 --> 00:57:08,463 - Did you say you're dead? - You don't understand, James! 1032 00:57:12,384 --> 00:57:17,264 Look, I went on Friendzlr for the first time 1033 00:57:17,306 --> 00:57:20,142 in a really long time. And... 1034 00:57:20,184 --> 00:57:24,521 Eight months ago, someone put up 'R.I.P.' on my wall, 1035 00:57:24,563 --> 00:57:29,901 and then everybody started writing, 'we'll miss you' and 'R.I.P.' 1036 00:57:29,943 --> 00:57:32,404 I don't even remember these people. 1037 00:57:33,238 --> 00:57:35,782 I don't remember friending them or anything! 1038 00:57:38,702 --> 00:57:46,167 Well... that is really not a big deal. 1039 00:57:47,169 --> 00:57:49,777 How would you know you've never been dead. 1040 00:57:51,256 --> 00:57:53,508 On Friendzlr, you mean? 1041 00:57:57,763 --> 00:58:02,555 Just, um, it's OK, C'mon, you'll be alright. 1042 00:58:03,602 --> 00:58:05,354 Toughen up, you know? 1043 00:58:07,189 --> 00:58:08,815 Yeah, you'll be fine. 1044 00:58:10,025 --> 00:58:11,109 There, there. 1045 00:58:12,819 --> 00:58:13,819 There, there. 1046 00:58:16,031 --> 00:58:18,992 What am I gonna do? 1047 00:58:19,034 --> 00:58:22,954 You don't have to do anything. 1048 00:58:22,996 --> 00:58:25,624 Just keep on... Just... get it out. 1049 00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:29,044 Go on. Get it out, come on. 1050 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,040 Yeah! 1051 00:58:36,677 --> 00:58:38,887 It's out. Right. It's out! 1052 00:58:38,929 --> 00:58:40,722 Good. That's great. 1053 00:58:44,976 --> 00:58:46,728 Do you have my computer? 1054 00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:49,147 - What? - By any chance? 1055 00:58:49,189 --> 00:58:52,734 I don't know, why are you asking me that? 1056 00:58:52,901 --> 00:58:55,362 What? OK. 1057 00:58:56,947 --> 00:59:00,798 So you don't basically. OK. 1058 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,672 I don't know... 1059 00:59:10,043 --> 00:59:12,045 You're gonna be fine. 1060 00:59:12,087 --> 00:59:14,964 - You've got lots of friends. - No I don't. 1061 00:59:15,006 --> 00:59:18,594 You do. You got lots of friends and you're much nicer than them. 1062 00:59:19,594 --> 00:59:22,472 And you're so skinny and... 1063 00:59:23,932 --> 00:59:26,768 really, much skinnier than all your friends, you know? 1064 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:32,098 - No, I'm not. - Yeah... you are. 1065 00:59:33,608 --> 00:59:34,651 Really... 1066 00:59:40,574 --> 00:59:41,574 It's OK. 1067 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,638 Anytime. 1068 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,041 Stupid... 1069 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:55,922 Well I'm glad I was able to come be of service to you. 1070 00:59:55,964 --> 00:59:58,884 - Yeah, thank you for coming. - Absolutely. 1071 01:00:12,898 --> 01:00:15,111 - I look like a mess. - Yeah. 1072 01:00:16,109 --> 01:00:18,945 Well... have a good one. 1073 01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:22,657 - OK? - OK. 1074 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,898 Cool. Alright, cool. 1075 01:00:40,780 --> 01:00:43,060 *GET YOUR FREE CREDIT REPORT ONLINE NOW!!! 1076 01:00:48,016 --> 01:00:53,062 Look, um, do you wanna just make out for a second? 1077 01:00:53,104 --> 01:00:54,748 - What the fuck?! - Is that totally weird? 1078 01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:56,691 - Yes that's totally weird! - OK. 1079 01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,760 Fuck. 1080 01:00:59,653 --> 01:01:00,820 I just thought that when... 1081 01:01:00,862 --> 01:01:02,280 Get the fuck out of my room! 1082 01:01:02,754 --> 01:01:04,947 I thought I should have taken that opportunity earlier. 1083 01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:06,209 I thought you wanted me to. 1084 01:01:06,252 --> 01:01:09,537 Yeah well whatever opportunity there may have been, it's over, 1085 01:01:10,705 --> 01:01:12,624 and never going to happen again. 1086 01:01:12,666 --> 01:01:14,598 Cause there was an opportunity, 1087 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,752 at that one point. 1088 01:01:15,794 --> 01:01:19,047 No, I said if there was, hypothetically, there wasn't. 1089 01:01:20,382 --> 01:01:23,218 - What if I just, like... - Get away from me. 1090 01:01:24,427 --> 01:01:27,764 - Get the fuck out of my room! - It just felt like you did, for a second. 1091 01:01:27,806 --> 01:01:30,350 Get the fuck out of my room. 1092 01:01:30,392 --> 01:01:32,727 See, like you're saying one thing... 1093 01:01:32,769 --> 01:01:35,063 - Are you retarded? - No, it's... 1094 01:01:36,648 --> 01:01:38,198 - Oh my god! - Are you being serious? 1095 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,693 - Yes, I'm being serious! - You're being serious. OK. 1096 01:01:40,735 --> 01:01:42,987 See, this door. You can use this one. 1097 01:01:45,615 --> 01:01:50,078 - You have a really weird way of flirting!! - Do I look like I'm fucking kidding?! 1098 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,580 - Fine! - I'm not flirting!! 1099 01:01:54,749 --> 01:01:56,918 Cocksucker, fuck you! 1100 01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:00,338 I can't tell if you're joking. 1101 01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:02,090 I'm not joking! 1102 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,240 OK. 1103 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,580 *NEWS. JAMES PONGO IS A BIG LOSER. 1104 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,043 *AFTER HAVING EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO BANG THE FORMERLY DECEASED CAITLIN RENOLDS... 1105 01:02:26,448 --> 01:02:28,241 You have my pen. 1106 01:02:50,340 --> 01:02:51,640 *8-BIT WORLD SAVE GAME? 1107 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,840 *NO - I WANT TO QUIT 1108 01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:55,680 *PHOTO STREEEM 57 NEW PHOTOS HAVE BEEN DETECTED. 1109 01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,220 *SEARCHING FOR MY LIFE 1110 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,320 *THE_SUSPECT_LIST.JPG 18 LOSERS REMAINING 1111 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,924 *COOLWHIP.JPG TO TORRANCE VIA 110-S 1112 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,220 *ACCUSATION22.JPG JAMES PONGO 1113 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:07,760 *SUZIE.TIFF OFFENDED 1114 01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:09,760 *POSTACCUSATION_DEPRESSION.JPG DEJECTED 1115 01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:11,760 *THELIST22.TIFF INNOCENT 1116 01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:12,860 *HAYDENS_BASEMENT.PNG 1117 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,260 *FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST FREE STUFF 1118 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,760 *SOLD ON EBAY FOR PROFIT 1119 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,260 *ME AND COMPUTER 1 ME 1120 01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,260 *ME AND COMPUTER 2 ME. MY COMPUTER 1121 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,080 *FOCUSING STRICTLY BUSINESS 1122 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,720 *LIST25.JPG INNOCENT 1123 01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,540 *MRSJAMES.JPG CHRIS' MOM 1124 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,220 *INTERROGATION23.JPG WHERE'S CHRIS? 1125 01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:29,220 *MRSJAMES_UPSET.JPG 1126 01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,140 *LIST23.JPG INNOCENT DEAD 1127 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:35,280 *THE_EFFECTS_OF_FASTING.JPG EX-BEST FRIEND. DONNY'S SHIRT 1128 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,280 *DONNY-INNOCENT.PIC INNOCENT 1129 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,680 *KNIFE_INTERROGATION_4.JPG EX-BEST FRIEND 1130 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,240 *ACCUSATION30.JPG MICHAEL. TRUTH-TELLING KNIFE 1131 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,240 *KITTYKATS.GIF WRONG STREEEM 1132 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,240 *SUSPECT30.TIFF LEFT NORMS AT 9 PM 1133 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,000 *THELIST30.JPG INNOCENT 1134 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,540 *WILMINGTON=VOMITCENTRAL 1135 01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:50,540 *LIST28.JPG INNOCENT 1136 01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:51,760 *REALLY FEELING LOST 1137 01:03:52,060 --> 01:03:53,380 *LIST31.JPG INNOCENT 1138 01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:54,740 *DANIEL.JPG 1139 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,220 *FUCKTHISDUDE.PIC INNOCENT 1140 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:58,660 *THE_SUSPECT_LIST_FUCK.JPG 5 LOSERS REMAINING 1141 01:03:58,860 --> 01:04:01,060 *WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTALL THE VERY HELPFUL PHOTOSSTREAM TOOLBAR? 1142 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,360 *YES 1143 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,360 *EX-GIRLFRIEND.JPG 1144 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:06,980 *COMPUTER_BLOOD.JPG 1145 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,700 *SYSTEM WARNING A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED 1146 01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:12,760 *FORCE QUITTING ALL ACTIVE PROGRAMS... 1147 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,360 *AUTOMATICALLY LAUNCHING 0S & 1S VIRUS HUNTER... 1148 01:04:17,660 --> 01:04:19,660 *VIRUS HUNTER 1149 01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:47,900 *INFECTED FILE ALERT PHOTOSTREEEM\FOOLBAR.VIR 1150 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,900 *AUTOMATICALLY LAUNCHING "SAFETY MODE" TO PROTECT YOUR OS. 1151 01:04:56,222 --> 01:04:58,307 Got to, got to, got to, got to 1152 01:04:59,308 --> 01:05:01,394 Got to, got to, got to, got to 1153 01:05:02,308 --> 01:05:04,394 Got to, got to, got to, got to 1154 01:05:08,526 --> 01:05:11,696 Got to, find, my computer! 1155 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,840 *LAUNCH MIRRORS... 1156 01:05:16,242 --> 01:05:19,412 Got to find my computer! 1157 01:05:21,956 --> 01:05:24,458 Got to find my computer! 1158 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:27,628 This right here is the most important moment. 1159 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,925 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1160 01:05:31,883 --> 01:05:33,759 Hey man, can I use that for a second? 1161 01:05:33,801 --> 01:05:35,886 No, not right now. 1162 01:05:35,928 --> 01:05:38,528 - I told you, I'm in the middle of this. - You gonna take a while? 1163 01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:41,660 Yeah these things take 3, 4, 5 hours. 1164 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,720 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 1165 01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:44,440 I got a second place title to defend, alright? 1166 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,740 *FROM: SAM. DIEGO CAME INTO MY MOMS SHOP AND I ASKED HIM ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER. 1167 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,980 *HE WAS ACTING MAD SHADY. IS THAT FUCKER STILL ON YOUR LIST?! FIND HIM! 1168 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,370 So you're telling me I can't check something on there really quick? 1169 01:05:53,613 --> 01:05:55,656 James, why'd you come to my house? 1170 01:05:59,202 --> 01:06:00,536 No reason. 1171 01:06:01,703 --> 01:06:03,414 Just driving by... 1172 01:06:03,456 --> 01:06:07,626 remembering how we used to play backyard wrestling. 1173 01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:09,003 No reason. 1174 01:06:10,046 --> 01:06:12,465 No big fucking reason. 1175 01:06:12,590 --> 01:06:14,592 Remember how I used to kick your ass? 1176 01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:18,471 - That shit was funny. - Totally. 1177 01:06:18,513 --> 01:06:19,931 It was totally funny. 1178 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,026 I'm out of here. 1179 01:06:24,393 --> 01:06:26,145 All right. Sorry, man, 1180 01:06:26,187 --> 01:06:28,189 we couldn't hang out, but you know, 1181 01:06:28,231 --> 01:06:29,315 business is business. 1182 01:06:29,357 --> 01:06:32,151 Yeah, business is business. 1183 01:06:33,778 --> 01:06:35,196 Business. 1184 01:06:35,196 --> 01:06:38,190 *INCOMING CALL "MILDRED" 1185 01:06:42,180 --> 01:06:45,440 *1 MISSED CALL "MILDRED" 1186 01:07:02,348 --> 01:07:07,311 Subject. Is... this... your... computer? 1187 01:07:22,620 --> 01:07:30,010 I think that I may have found your tan-colored computer bag. 1188 01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:54,360 I opened up the computer and it was signed in to this email address. 1189 01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:01,520 *FROM: NANA. PLEASE COME BACK HOME AND CLOSE THE WINDOWS. 1190 01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,560 *THERE IS A DRAFT ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 1191 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:10,500 I'm looking at your silver laptop and your external hard drive 1192 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:13,580 and your ipod and your... 1193 01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:17,080 *TO: NANA. COMING BACK HOME NOW NANA. XOXO 1194 01:08:24,722 --> 01:08:31,000 I can't imagine what your life is like right now. 1195 01:08:41,989 --> 01:08:44,825 Hey, what are you doing in here, man? 1196 01:08:45,701 --> 01:08:48,788 - I just, just, uh... - Hey, this is not cool. 1197 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,770 Are you in a tough spot? 1198 01:08:55,961 --> 01:08:57,921 I thought I... forgot my... 1199 01:08:57,963 --> 01:09:00,633 James, did you break into my house to use my computer? 1200 01:09:03,803 --> 01:09:07,400 Hmm? No. I just had to check something. 1201 01:09:07,733 --> 01:09:09,016 Check something online. 1202 01:09:10,142 --> 01:09:11,142 Mm hmm. 1203 01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:19,740 Or did you use this to help you take a vacation from it all? 1204 01:09:21,195 --> 01:09:23,238 - Look, you don't understand— - You're right... 1205 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,908 I don't understand somebody breaking into my house 1206 01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:28,494 while my grandma's asleep, to use the fucking Internet. 1207 01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:30,579 Somebody I used to wrestle with in that backyard. 1208 01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:38,379 - Look, I just thought that... - Oh, you thought? 1209 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:46,100 Give me a call and we will figure out a way to get all this stuff back to you. 1210 01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:51,600 I don't know, man. 1211 01:09:52,935 --> 01:09:55,729 I think you better go, before I have to pile drive your ass. 1212 01:09:58,580 --> 01:09:59,660 *PRESS "ESC" TO EXIT DIEGO_LAPTOP 1213 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,440 Smiley face. T T Y L 1214 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:04,640 Katherine 1215 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:09,660 Email received two days ago. Email unread. 1216 01:10:32,060 --> 01:10:35,586 *INSUFFICIENT MEMORY TO RUN MIRRORS APPLICATION. 1217 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,700 *THE GAME 1218 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,175 I just lost the game. 1219 01:10:56,660 --> 01:11:00,660 *SAM COLE DONNY 1220 01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:08,760 *0S & 1S A FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR HAS OCCURED 1221 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,340 *THE CURRENT APPLICATION "MIRRORS" WILL BE TERMINATED. 1222 01:11:11,420 --> 01:11:14,420 *THIS PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE CAUSED BY THE FOLLOWING CORRUPT FILES: 1223 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,840 *SUSPECTLIST.EXE SAM.INI COLE.INI DONNY.INI 1224 01:11:18,505 --> 01:11:21,555 I'm so happy to be alive, man! 1225 01:11:41,835 --> 01:11:45,547 - Hey! - Hey James! 1226 01:11:48,050 --> 01:11:50,761 Yeah, here's James. Here's... James. 1227 01:11:53,097 --> 01:11:55,182 What the fuck? 1228 01:12:01,563 --> 01:12:04,608 Oh, hey guys. 1229 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,120 *THE GAME 1230 01:12:08,654 --> 01:12:10,655 I just lost the fucking game! 1231 01:12:10,697 --> 01:12:12,658 I just lost the game! 1232 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,703 That's because you're a loser... 1233 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,915 of games. 1234 01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,458 Oh, OK... 1235 01:12:21,834 --> 01:12:23,999 Hey man, did you find your computer? 1236 01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,381 Hey man, did you find your computer? 1237 01:12:28,215 --> 01:12:30,675 Hey man, did you find your computer? 1238 01:12:30,717 --> 01:12:32,302 Did you find your computer? 1239 01:12:32,344 --> 01:12:35,514 Did you find your fucking Jazzmaster? 1240 01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:38,225 You fucking delusional wannabe, motherfucker. 1241 01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:40,811 - Get some control of yourself, man! - Did you?! 1242 01:12:45,148 --> 01:12:46,984 - Control your... - Shut up! 1243 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,779 You stole my computer, 1244 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,616 or you stole my computer or you stole my computer. 1245 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,328 You did! 1246 01:13:06,587 --> 01:13:07,963 Good riddance. 1247 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:12,600 *QUARANTINE WAS SUCCESSFUL IN ISOLATING CORRUPT FILES. 1248 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:15,880 *SYSTEM WILL NOW INITIATE RECOVERY PROCESS. 1249 01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:21,280 *10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. 1250 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,900 *NOTE: IF RECOVERY PROCESS IS UNSUCCESSFUL 1251 01:13:23,980 --> 01:13:26,480 *SYSTEM MUST INITIATE A COMPLETE RESTORE. 1252 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,480 *.........0 1253 01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:31,280 *SYSTEM RECOVERY PROCEDURE 1254 01:13:36,408 --> 01:13:37,743 Hey, sir. 1255 01:13:38,577 --> 01:13:39,577 Excuse me. 1256 01:13:41,204 --> 01:13:43,206 Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, man. 1257 01:13:45,917 --> 01:13:48,045 Can I ask you something? 1258 01:13:56,136 --> 01:13:57,637 Hey, brother. 1259 01:13:57,679 --> 01:14:01,016 I'm kind of in a fucked up situation, man. 1260 01:14:01,058 --> 01:14:04,352 I was wondering if I could use your cellphone. 1261 01:14:04,394 --> 01:14:06,438 You're in a fucked up situation, huh? 1262 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,399 Yeah, I need to make a cellphone call. 1263 01:14:10,901 --> 01:14:13,612 I'm no stranger to a fucked up situation. 1264 01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:18,555 - I understand the skids. - Yeah, right. 1265 01:14:19,743 --> 01:14:21,536 And I'm going to let you use my cell phone. 1266 01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:25,560 Thanks! Oh great... 1267 01:14:27,501 --> 01:14:28,501 You're welcome. 1268 01:14:29,461 --> 01:14:30,879 Hold on a second. 1269 01:14:37,344 --> 01:14:40,887 Hold on, hold on a second. 1270 01:14:43,683 --> 01:14:47,437 Hey, hey, yeah, everything's just fucking great. 1271 01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,689 It's been a tough week, 1272 01:14:49,731 --> 01:14:51,900 but things are turning around, for sure! 1273 01:14:53,777 --> 01:14:56,113 Yeah. All right. All right. 1274 01:14:56,113 --> 01:14:57,534 *1 TEXT RECEIVED 1275 01:14:57,610 --> 01:14:59,240 Let's meet up at our spot in Redondo. 1276 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,340 *FROM: MILDRED. HEY. HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE :) 1277 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:05,140 *WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER RIGHT NOW!!!!! 1278 01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:09,292 Hey man! 1279 01:15:12,546 --> 01:15:14,339 - Hey, thanks! - What are you doing? 1280 01:15:16,258 --> 01:15:19,009 - What am I doing? - OK... 1281 01:15:20,178 --> 01:15:23,806 Give me the keys to your house and your car. 1282 01:15:24,808 --> 01:15:27,258 Don't steal my car, man. 1283 01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:30,990 Keys to your house and your car. Come on. 1284 01:15:32,315 --> 01:15:36,666 Come on. I'm going to whack you real easy, man. 1285 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,000 Psych! 1286 01:15:43,618 --> 01:15:45,453 Have a good one tonight. 1287 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:54,700 *YOUR 0S & 1S SYSTEM MUST BE RESTORED TO THE ORIGINAL FACTORY SETTING 1288 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,240 *IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN HARDWARE INTEGRITY. 1289 01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,710 *SYSTEM RESTORE WILL BEGIN IN 60 SECONDS 1290 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,620 *WELCOME TO YOUR... 1291 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,620 *AMAZING NEW INTELLIGENT 1292 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:09,710 *CONNECTED FOOLPROOF ECO-FRIENDLY 1293 01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:11,710 *RELIABLE SOCIAL POWERFUL SEXY 1294 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:14,900 *0S & 1S OPERATING SYSTEM 1295 01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:24,010 *LOG IN 1296 01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:35,100 *PONGO HARD DRIVE 1297 01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:37,600 *WEBSURFER 1298 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:38,780 *SOLITAIRE 1299 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,020 *FAVORITES. MY VIDEOS MILDREDMIX3_CD 1300 01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:43,400 *MY PHOTOS. PHOTOSTREEEM 1301 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,400 *BUILDER 1302 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,520 *JAMPLAYER 1303 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,160 *DUMPSTER 1304 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,800 *I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MY EMAIL YET. 1305 01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:34,320 *I WENT THROUGH YOUR DOCS AND FOUND YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER ON AN INVOICE 1306 01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:36,840 *I'VE CALLED A BUNCH IN THE LAST HOUR BUT YOU AREN'T PICKING UP. 1307 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,800 *I KNOW IT'S PRETTY EARLY ON A FRIDAY, BUT IF IT WERE ME I'D BE ON CONSTANT ALERT... 1308 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,740 *I WILL HOLD ON TO THE STUFF FOR A FEW MORE DAYS, BUT IF YOU DON'T CLAIM IT BY NEXT WEEK 1309 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,980 *I WILL PROBABLY SELL IT ON EBAY/CRAIGSLIST OR MAYBE GIVE IT TO CHARITY. 1310 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:06,680 *THE GAME 88736