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the surat was being besieged by reports
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of mysterious flying objects in the sky
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these ridiculous stories must stop
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inspector these flying saucer fairy
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tales must be traced to their source and
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exposed before panic sets in all over
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paris i understand commissioner i will
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dispel the utter nonsense of this whole
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silly affair
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do you have an appointment
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look inspector you must see it not to
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believe it
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it is my duty to warn you that anything
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you say or do may be used against you
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you do get in here
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this entire affair is beginning to take
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on a more suspicious appearance there
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folks see you species
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quickly we must get aboard the next
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rocket to outer space
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fortunately there was a rocket mission
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scheduled for today
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radar had locked in on the
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commissioner's radium dialed watch and
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had tracked him to the planet or nova
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there is no scheduled stop at your nova
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inspector however we shall see what we
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can do
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the crew will lend any assistance it can
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bon voyage missions
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the crew looked very cooperative
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although not very intelligent
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trajectory secured
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second stage separation
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orbital velocity
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this is as close as we come to the
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planet your nova
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discharge passengers
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hey i don't like so good this funny
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thing that makes me nervous on the
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insides of my body i know juju monami
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but somewhere on this strange planet is
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the kidnapped commissioner see don't say
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c say we
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see
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i mean we
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by the looks of these jars someone or
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something
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has the ghastly hobby of collecting
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creatures from various planets
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i hope we don't get collected my
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infallible second sense tells me that
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the commissioner is very close
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you do stop that tapping while i'm
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trying to think eh but i didn't do
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anything i didn't know nothing anything
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at all that's a promise
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socrates blew do commissioner holy
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freehold is the commissioners in a jar
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how are we going to get in from the
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outside to the inside or inside from the
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backs or upside
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oh my goodness
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so it is you
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put up your hands you and the entire
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planet are under arrest or kidnapping
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now come along quietly and no one will
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be earth eh especially me
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i will put him down on one count of
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resisting or rest
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if i know how to count
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you force me to shoot monsieur
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watch it buddy striking and officers are
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very serious offense you know that
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inspector arrested uh thing
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immediately
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another time perhaps eh i must make
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another call first at you
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a coward dies a thousand deaths
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inspector but he who fights and runs
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away lives
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you are right
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and away we go
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i meant to warn you that creature comes
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equipped with laser beam vision
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fortunately i have a pocket mirror and
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this will reflect the beam back to him
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unfortunately he also had a mirror that
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thinks
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what do we do now for sex alive
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chihuahua i am rocking my fertile brain
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inspector as your superior i order you
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to protect my rear
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you do as my subordinate officer it is
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your duty to guard my rear now guard it
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remind me to reprimand you for
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dereliction of duty see i mean we
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hold everything
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calming down
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it is one of our spacecraft
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it is as i had planned
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there will land we will go aboard and
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return to earth
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we seem to have missed the boat for the
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rocket or something one question
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inspector when is the next rocket due to
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land here
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according to my calculations
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it will end again in about five years
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what
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why you idiot can't i trust you with
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anything i will have you thrown in the
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bastille you will found a piece you will
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hang from your heels
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a treacherous band of motorcycle
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woodlands had been terrorizing the
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countryside
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my assignment was to apprehend the gang
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and bring them in for disturbing the
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peace of rats
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i soon picked up the trail of pigalle
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the leader of the gang
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halt in the name of the law
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ah shut up copy up
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very well i shall ride your tires with
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gunshots
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i got bulletproof tires
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[Laughter]
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my tires are also bulletproof
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unfortunately the rest of my car was not
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bulletproof
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undaunted by this temporary mishap i
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quickly held a cab
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i am a police officer now you follow
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that motorcycle huh
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come back here you fool
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i decided to ride on the running board
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like in the movies you know
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stop you fool or i'll be forced to shoot
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at you
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i'll show him
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now i've got it man that's a blind alley
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stop the taxi here driver
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when i say stop i mean
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i stopped
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to fight fire with fire
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only a man with amazing powers of
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deduction such as myself could possibly
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have discovered the gang's secret
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hideout
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hey pika there is somebody coming
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ah it's that dumb cop that give me a
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hard time in the city
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hey
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would you say we have some fun with you
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man boys
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that copper will be the first guy to hit
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skid row on the way up
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surrender in the name of the lord
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he's coming back up again don't worry
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we'll mow him down
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um
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having made quick work of my two
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pursuers i went back to finish off the
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rest of the gang
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all right big al
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come out with your hands up high
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is this high enough for you
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bombs away
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oh no
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this explosive finale ended the riotous
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career of pigalle and his shiftless gang
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on the way back to headquarters the
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commissioner congratulated me on a very
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fine job
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he told me how proud he was of the way
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which i handled his whole affair
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he was quite obviously very much
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impressed
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it's always gratifying to know when
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you've made a big hit with the boss
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the entire affair began when sergeant
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judo and i were assigned to apprehend a
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notorious pickpocket known as spider
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pierre
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this disreputable bistro is one of
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spider pierre's favorite haunts i
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believe i could trap him if i had some
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money to flash around in there you know
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juju dear boy how much money do you have
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i don't got any money in specter you
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haven't eh
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huh
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well what do you call this huh but but
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in spatter you can take this money
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i just want to borrow a thousand francs
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what's the matter don't you trust me see
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i do trust you but i got to told you
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about these pesos
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not pesos franks
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you're welcome
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a snifter of buttermilk please and be
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quick about it as you can see i have
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plenty of money to pay for it
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we miss you i always demand the best of
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service which i can easily afford my
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wallet is so full of money hurry up
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what's keeping you a rich person like me
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doesn't have all day you know well it's
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about time another minute and you'll
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have gotten no tip that will be 15 sun
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teams monsieur
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something is wrong monsieur
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yes i've been robbed
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ah
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just as i thought a deadbeat
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what happened inspector
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my pocket was picked oh
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that dirty wallet blocking pocket picker
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you do loan me another thousand francs
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to flash around here
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by inspector
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you shouldn't take this that's an other
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sergeant now hand it over but this money
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is not there no argument please
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now synchronize your watch
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see
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what's the trouble he won't sing from an
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eyes
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you idiot you it has to be synchronized
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with my watch
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what's the matter inspector
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my watch is gone also my badge my wallet
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my comb
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my diners card
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my fountain pen and my mother's
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picture we're not dealing with a
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pickpocket we're dealing with a vacuum
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cleaner
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we spot the spider running into an
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alleyway and we gave chase
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i guess i will have to use my spider
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webly special
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sergeant get out and see who ran into us
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holy freehold
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hey in spite
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get an eyeful of the eiffel
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boys it off
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it didn't take me long to get back on
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the spider's trail
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this insulin spider fella was beginning
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to try my patience
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you wouldn't dare
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oh yes i would
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[Music]
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sergeant call an ambulance
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[Music]
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i don't understand
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if he wants an ambulance
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why he takes the subway
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you criminal you i'll show you that you
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cannot break the law
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make a note of that judo is also
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breaking the law of gravity
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[Music]
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all right spider i'm coming up to get
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you
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i warn you this is your final chance you
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better surrender
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[Music]
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you you peeping tom
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oh you want some lord
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well that's police base for you
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he's got it soaps and down
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okay now senor spider
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you better give it up or i'm going to
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let you hobby
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he is going to let me have it
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[Laughter]
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hey spider i think he's got the
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soon after that the steel doors of
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prison closed upon spider pierre
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unfortunately they closed upon me also
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that stupid sergeant dudu had loaned me
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his child's play money and i was up on a
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counterfeit rap however when i get out
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i've decided to go straight straight to
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sergeant judo's house and clobber him
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[Music]
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i remember when the whole affair began
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sergeant judo and i were having lunch
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together
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sandwich sounds delicious
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it's my favorite
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how about treading a peanut butter
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sandwich for one of yours huh no thank
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you i don't like buttered peanuts
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that's an order sergeant now hand it
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over please
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see
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spacer
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it's good
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what was it
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it's tabasco chili peppers and garlic
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butter
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attention
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this is the commissioner speaking yeah
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we read you sir be on the lookout for a
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yellow sedan
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driven by a man called eggs
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and stop eating garlic
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yes sir
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there goes eggs now after hand
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[Music]
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[Music]
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we'll never catch him now
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can you see the road again i can't see
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anything
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you better slow down reliable to
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[Music]
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you think that's funny
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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like all fugitives mr x was constantly
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on the move so i decided that the best
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way to affect his capture was to take
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him by surprise
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[Music]
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thrusting this minor setback aside
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i began planning my necks to move
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egypt was sworn for that time of year
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but things were going to get even warmer
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for mr x
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[Music]
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i suggest you surrender by the time i
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count to three or your bones will bleach
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under the sahara sun
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[Music]
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[Music]
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for two days we doggedly trailed x
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through the worst sandstorm in this
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howl's history
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paints peter
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can we stop for a minute
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what for
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i got sand in my shoe
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[Applause]
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we tracked the elusive eggs up the snowy
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slopes of kilimanjaro
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i think i got chill planes all over my
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foot
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well can you think of a better place to
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have them
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see
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and your food inspector
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aha
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now you've trapped yourself x you've got
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no place to go but down
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[Music]
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ah the poor devil he's taken the quick
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way out
401
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why that treacherous swine if i had my
402
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hands on him
403
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you got your hands on me let go
404
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uh remember we're in this together oh i
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wish i was home
406
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in bed
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good thinking edu you've just saved us
408
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from a rather nasty situation i think we
409
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got another nasty situations in this
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tent with
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
414
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us are you okay inspector
415
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of course i'm all right
416
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except for a scratch or two
417
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[Music]
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holy free holy i hate to see a man go to
419
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pieces like that
420
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after many unsuccessful attempts to
421
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capture the elusive mr x
422
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we admitted defeat and return to
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headquarters
424
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so you did not get it eh well gentlemen
425
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i have a little surprise for you
426
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let me introduce you to monsieur x alias
427
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capitan dumont our new physical training
428
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instructor
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oh that was a good workout we had eh now
430
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,280
how about some calisthenics the only way
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to keep physically fit
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[Music]
433
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work out
434
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why you
435
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[Music]
436
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,080
sacrifice come over him
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oh he's just having a physical fit
438
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[Music]
439
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the notorious desperado toulouse le
440
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mousse had escaped to shelby after
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jumping back
442
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there he had been apprehended and i was
443
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sent to return him to paris
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company halt
445
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new sherbrooke police are dismissed i
446
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will take over from here
447
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[Music]
448
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,039
all right hold out your hand
449
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i will put these pretty little bracelets
450
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,200
on to keep from losing there
451
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,760
and to make sure i will throw away the
452
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key
453
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now you ugly brute it's time to catch
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the paris express
455
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march
456
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[Music]
457
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,159
resisting an officer
458
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,400
now you have played right into my head
459
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,480
i was secretly hoping you would put up a
460
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,840
struggle so i could rough you up a bit
461
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,120
the saurote is not used to taking
462
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:23,039
foolishness from like criminals like you
463
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when i say merch
464
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i don't mean april i don't mean june i
465
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mean much
466
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[Music]
467
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,520
you're trying my patience monsieur put
468
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your hands up
469
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,960
put them down down please
470
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,120
imbecile you have fractured my police
471
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,279
pistol if you think we're going to miss
472
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:48,480
that train just think again monsieur
473
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,960
you're going even if i have to pay
474
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,360
baggage rates on you now april i mean
475
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march
476
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,760
needless to say i did not check him as
477
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,520
baggage because i would have had to ride
478
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,520
in the baggage car with him
479
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,840
oh my pretty one i would like to see you
480
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,840
make just one false move
481
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,799
he made a false move
482
00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:13,850
but i did not get a chance to see it
483
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[Music]
484
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,360
my prisoner was not only escaping from
485
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the law but with the law which of course
486
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,480
was very embarrassing to me
487
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,880
this has gone far enough i command you
488
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,159
to halt in the name of the lord
489
00:25:42,159 --> 00:25:44,400
you fool you idiot can't you be more
490
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careful with me watch out the wall
491
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[Music]
492
00:26:02,050 --> 00:26:13,520
[Music]
493
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,440
this case was beginning to have a lot of
494
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,320
loose ends and i was one of them
495
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,440
[Music]
496
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,679
you are only making it worse for
497
00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:26,240
yourself
498
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,080
here comes a truck quick get off to the
499
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side of the road
500
00:26:31,450 --> 00:26:34,660
[Music]
501
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:41,200
it was our misfortune to choose a very
502
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,919
busy highway
503
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,080
those hounds had picked up the scent
504
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,399
again
505
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,760
as usual when things seemed almost
506
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,080
insurmountable a brilliant thought
507
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,039
crossed my mind
508
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,360
in a moment
509
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,130
you go your way and i'll go mine
510
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:06,359
[Music]
511
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,960
after a long tiring day the moose
512
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,159
decided to catch 40 wings he was on his
513
00:27:18,159 --> 00:27:21,200
39th wink when i deduced he was safely
514
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,520
asleep it was now
515
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,240
or never
516
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,320
it's nothing you just have a small bump
517
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,559
on the top of your head i can easily fix
518
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:34,720
it in a jeep
519
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,360
after that we both settled down for 80
520
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,700
wings
521
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[Music]
522
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,919
by morning the hounds were closing in on
523
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us
524
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,480
[Applause]
525
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,990
okay
526
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:55,779
[Music]
527
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,559
i was almost at the end of my row i mean
528
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,000
my chain
529
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,440
when i was seized with a sudden
530
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,960
inspiration
531
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,360
i have a plan that cannot fail
532
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,840
follow
533
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,600
me of course anyone could have thought
534
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,919
of it anyone with a sharp quick mind
535
00:28:19,919 --> 00:28:20,880
that is
536
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,919
7 10 is due any minute now huh now the
537
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:26,399
passing train will sever the chain and
538
00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:27,430
separate us
539
00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:28,799
[Music]
540
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,640
it was then that the moose directed my
541
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,640
attention to a slight oversight in my
542
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,180
plan yay
543
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:40,870
[Music]
544
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:43,360
[Applause]
545
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,919
we are free free at last you beautiful
546
00:28:45,919 --> 00:28:47,120
museum
547
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,330
[Music]
548
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,360
as i said before i am taking you back to
549
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,320
paris so no more arguments
550
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,640
i was quite sure this time that toulouse
551
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,040
le mousse would not jump the band
552
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:14,880
[Music]
553
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,440
the elusive smuggler captain calamity
554
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,360
had always managed to sleep through our
555
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,399
fingers
556
00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:22,559
so when we received a tip that he had
557
00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:24,960
been seen somewhere near the waterfront
558
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,039
sergeant judo and i rushed immediately
559
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:28,120
to the scene
560
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,440
[Music]
561
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,840
well here we are sergeant judo now we'll
562
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,970
get to the bottom of worlds eh stop here
563
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:36,990
[Applause]
564
00:29:36,990 --> 00:29:38,960
[Music]
565
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,799
oh boy this is one of those bad days
566
00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:44,960
i should have stayed in the wrong side
567
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,650
of bed
568
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:49,539
[Music]
569
00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:52,880
hey captain calamity you know what what
570
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,640
is it crab louie
571
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,880
i think i see cups
572
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,760
cops i hate cops you know how i hate
573
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,840
them you know how they irritate me and
574
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,120
you know what happens when i get
575
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,760
irritated
576
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,000
see i break out in pearls
577
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,279
climb down clem down after all that is
578
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,279
what we are smuggling no
579
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:17,600
listen crab louie they may be pearls to
580
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:22,120
you but they're ulcers to me
581
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,720
we soon learned about the smuggler's
582
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,559
ship she was anchored just offshore
583
00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:30,399
pull hard around those doors back there
584
00:30:30,399 --> 00:30:32,720
judo that ship looked like it's about 10
585
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,799
miles out and i want to reach her before
586
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,200
dark faster
587
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,159
see
588
00:30:38,159 --> 00:30:39,279
faster
589
00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:40,240
see
590
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,799
ah yes i'm beginning to see her more
591
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,200
clearly
592
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,080
[Music]
593
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,919
you stupid fool are you going to sit
594
00:30:47,919 --> 00:30:50,159
there we're sinking
595
00:30:50,159 --> 00:30:52,399
i go getting new boats and you wait
596
00:30:52,399 --> 00:30:54,320
right here eh
597
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:58,080
next time i sit in the back end
598
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,240
this is close enough judo
599
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,279
see
600
00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:06,720
don't say see say we see i'm i mean we
601
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,840
hi there this is the police
602
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,320
what you want copper
603
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,640
i am coming aboard to search you drop a
604
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,919
lie
605
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:19,840
very well here she comes
606
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,519
one more robot's coming up or going down
607
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:27,600
i don't know which hand is open anymore
608
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,670
what to do about it
609
00:31:28,670 --> 00:31:30,320
[Music]
610
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,960
uh hold it steady judo pleaser
611
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,159
c
612
00:31:34,159 --> 00:31:35,600
say we
613
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,399
not
614
00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:37,760
c
615
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,480
okay okay boss but you know i think i'm
616
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,320
getting a little we sick
617
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,840
that's c
618
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,279
not we
619
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,000
i got enough sea already
620
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,559
all right all of you in there don't move
621
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:52,110
this is the police
622
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,640
[Music]
623
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:59,240
that was just a warning copper
624
00:32:00,399 --> 00:32:02,559
i think the inspector must be you know
625
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:05,279
one of those guys an underwater cover
626
00:32:05,279 --> 00:32:07,919
agent one of those who
627
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,780
i don't know
628
00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:12,000
[Music]
629
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,760
this way if i sing you sing
630
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,000
see
631
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,519
then they come again i knew they
632
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:24,399
wouldn't give up i knew it i knew it
633
00:32:24,399 --> 00:32:27,200
don't worry mon capitan
634
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,840
this time i fix those coppers real good
635
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,080
you bet
636
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:44,489
[Music]
637
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,760
well it's back to the dry dock or the
638
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,399
dry gooses i don't know i'm going to
639
00:32:50,399 --> 00:32:52,959
call mom
640
00:32:54,399 --> 00:32:56,640
now you understand you do
641
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,440
this operation calls for absolute
642
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,120
silence
643
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,919
see
644
00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:03,919
shut up your fool at another world out
645
00:33:03,919 --> 00:33:07,080
of you
646
00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:10,589
[Music]
647
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:17,679
hey spectre is okay if i talk now
648
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,919
it became obvious to me that this case
649
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,240
did not present much of a challenge
650
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,399
so before i became bored with the whole
651
00:33:28,399 --> 00:33:30,399
affair i decided to close in on the
652
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,030
culprits
653
00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:33,679
[Music]
654
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,919
oh that's a cold luger
655
00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:38,240
put up your clammy hands you're under
656
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,159
arrest don't shoot i'll tell you
657
00:33:40,159 --> 00:33:41,919
anything you want to know i'll squeal
658
00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,159
i'll blab i'll spill the works i'll talk
659
00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:46,159
just try me ask me anything i'll talk
660
00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:47,919
i'll talk
661
00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:49,679
this is a clam
662
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,000
drop it copper
663
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,799
don't try to shoot it out
664
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:58,080
you got no place to dock for cover
665
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,080
that is where you are sadly mistaken
666
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,590
monsieur
667
00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:04,240
[Music]
668
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,480
that will be sufficient now drop those
669
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,520
weapons you heard them drop them drop
670
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,400
them
671
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,320
[Music]
672
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,480
uh judo dear boy attend to the
673
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,839
formalities of the arrest please see it
674
00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:22,879
okay you hombres your goose is cooked so
675
00:34:22,879 --> 00:34:25,760
don't fool around because oh boy if you
676
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,090
do
677
00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:27,839
[Music]
678
00:34:27,839 --> 00:34:30,239
are you ready down there judo
679
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,879
see i want you to throw this ship into
680
00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:35,040
port as evidence
681
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,480
see inspector are you coming down now no
682
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,560
no my dear boy i'm going to ride on this
683
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,359
one those little boats aren't safe eh
684
00:34:43,359 --> 00:34:48,679
okay amigos start to roll pronto
685
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,560
the poor inspector he's sinking down in
686
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,760
the sea
687
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,000
don't say see
688
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,390
say we
689
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:14,720
[Music]
690
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,200
mackley truck the most vicious criminal
691
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,720
in the history of france had been
692
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,040
condemned to david's island
693
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,119
i was assigned to deliver him to that
694
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:25,839
stinking rotten place
695
00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:28,240
all right get up there you big lomix
696
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:32,078
come on look alive move it
697
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,599
well mon capitan there's the island eh i
698
00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:39,760
must say we've met actually in time man
699
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,720
huh
700
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,240
wait a minute
701
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,720
no no inspector that's not where you get
702
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,000
off that's don't you tell me where to
703
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,359
get up huh i'll tell you where to get up
704
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,400
eh
705
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,640
now lorry boat i'm getting out
706
00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,799
i guess that's telling him off huh
707
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,839
come on you lazy monster i'll put your
708
00:36:03,839 --> 00:36:06,480
back into it eh
709
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,400
struck stop
710
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,119
stroke stroke stop stop
711
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,270
[Music]
712
00:36:18,270 --> 00:36:19,420
[Applause]
713
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:22,550
[Music]
714
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,430
here
715
00:36:24,430 --> 00:36:26,320
[Music]
716
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,079
all right you swine
717
00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:30,320
have you any last request before i leave
718
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,800
you here to rat on devils island
719
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,200
this ain't devil's island
720
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:39,040
it's deserted island
721
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:42,160
oh no
722
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,599
captain
723
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:46,240
captain
724
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,720
soccer blue and there won't be another
725
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,960
boat for six months
726
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,960
in the meantime big boy you are still my
727
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,320
prisoner you make one false move and i
728
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,599
will shoot you dead on site
729
00:37:01,839 --> 00:37:04,320
aha now you've done it you have made a
730
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,760
false move
731
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,800
well take this
732
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,080
oh no i forgot to load my gun
733
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:32,319
[Music]
734
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,800
the only law now was the law of the
735
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,760
jungle
736
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,440
it would be the brute strength of a
737
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,079
gorilla versus the cunning mind of a
738
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:43,119
hawk
739
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:46,320
and with a bird brain like mine he
740
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,560
didn't stand that chance
741
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,200
come on out and fight you crummy little
742
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,200
punk
743
00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,300
[Music]
744
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,450
[Music]
745
00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:10,540
[Applause]
746
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,799
[Music]
747
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,079
okay
748
00:38:26,079 --> 00:38:28,720
i got a cheap one my shoulder
749
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,520
i tell you to come out and knock it off
750
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,980
why that big baboon i'll show him
751
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:38,079
[Music]
752
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:42,200
how do you like that eh
753
00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:46,400
[Music]
754
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,240
there this ought to fill that big donuts
755
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,280
[Music]
756
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,680
all right you cowardly swine
757
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,240
come out into the open and face me like
758
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:02,078
a man where are you
759
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:10,640
no i'll finish you off once and for all
760
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,720
what's the matter with this stupid rope
761
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,240
[Music]
762
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:22,079
i'm gonna throw you off this cliff
763
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:25,400
don't bother
764
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,440
you hear that
765
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,839
nothing
766
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,920
it's only fair to warn you that this is
767
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,720
going to hurt
768
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,280
it hurts doesn't need
769
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:11,599
[Music]
770
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:13,440
there he is
771
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,480
when this rock hits him it will be all
772
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,800
over
773
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,240
oh no
774
00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:31,489
[Music]
775
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,640
before you take me in inspector
776
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,960
there's something i'd like to get off my
777
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,400
chest
778
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,040
huh what's that
779
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,020
you
780
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:56,880
[Music]
781
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,960
while on an assignment to investigate an
782
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,720
eccentric scientist who was making
783
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,119
monsters without a license i apparently
784
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:06,319
lost my way
785
00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:08,640
i'd better ask for directions at that
786
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,020
old house
787
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:17,920
[Music]
788
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,839
hey
789
00:41:18,839 --> 00:41:20,560
master
790
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,319
i think it's done
791
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,280
[Music]
792
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,839
hey look master i smashed the ugly old
793
00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:34,839
butterfly
794
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:39,839
it's me you fooled you know i sometimes
795
00:41:39,839 --> 00:41:41,599
change into a bat
796
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:45,119
it's the role of the vampire
797
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:48,400
it ain't my fault that i'm stupid
798
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,000
you never give me no brains
799
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,599
let's face it erg you are obsolete now
800
00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:58,000
come down here and i will show you my
801
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,920
greatest creation a monster to end all
802
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,000
monsters
803
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,880
isn't he a beauty
804
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,359
he's pretty all right
805
00:42:09,359 --> 00:42:12,880
but how come he got no crying
806
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,839
it is because the brain for this monster
807
00:42:15,839 --> 00:42:17,920
must be perfect
808
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,119
it must be witty and clever also cunning
809
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:23,920
crafty and courageous
810
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,480
now who do we know that's got the brain
811
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,720
like that
812
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,480
uh
813
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,480
how about him
814
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,760
perfect
815
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,560
go get him
816
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,280
excuse me but i seem to have lost my
817
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,480
direction
818
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,960
thanks anyway but i i have three other
819
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,480
directions to choose from sorry to
820
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,920
disturb you
821
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,359
don't let him get away
822
00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:59,280
[Music]
823
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,200
be careful
824
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,799
don't turn his brain
825
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,480
stop hitting me you numb skull he got
826
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,480
away
827
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,599
there he goes
828
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:16,319
after him
829
00:43:19,839 --> 00:43:23,520
oh heck he went in that hole
830
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,280
i'll drive him out and you cover him
831
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,760
okay
832
00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:31,599
[Music]
833
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:33,990
here he
834
00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:39,440
[Music]
835
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,000
i'll comes you're mad at me again
836
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:49,599
now i'm going to make you small so you
837
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:52,160
can go in that hole and get him
838
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,400
i say the magic word
839
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,560
teensy-weensy
840
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,119
now you're small
841
00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:01,119
but how to lie
842
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:02,240
again
843
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,680
simple all i say is piggy wiggy
844
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,160
and you're big
845
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,359
you're small
846
00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:19,480
now go get him
847
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,560
wait please before you hit me i would
848
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,200
like to say one last word
849
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,598
biggie wiggy
850
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:46,400
[Music]
851
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,690
teensy weensy
852
00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:52,849
[Music]
853
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:55,760
what happened you fool
854
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,400
first he said thank you
855
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,400
yes yes
856
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,170
danny said um uh uh quincy wheezy
857
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,200
[Music]
858
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,520
there is only one way to get him out of
859
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,720
that hole
860
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,760
go to the castle's powder room and bring
861
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,930
back a keg of tnt
862
00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:29,839
[Music]
863
00:45:29,839 --> 00:45:30,839
i got
864
00:45:30,839 --> 00:45:32,960
that and day
865
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:38,930
gonna blow that wise guy up with a cage
866
00:45:38,930 --> 00:45:41,100
[Music]
867
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:41,450
[Applause]
868
00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:47,119
[Music]
869
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,839
hurry let's get into the castle before
870
00:45:49,839 --> 00:45:50,780
it goes off
871
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:57,200
[Music]
872
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,000
look at that you'd expect something more
873
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,319
imaginative from a scientist
874
00:46:02,319 --> 00:46:05,010
this is an insult to my intelligence
875
00:46:05,010 --> 00:46:08,800
[Music]
876
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,720
it should go boom any second
877
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:23,040
[Music]
878
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,119
who'd ever have told that transylvania
879
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,880
would be the first country to get to the
880
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,839
moon
881
00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:42,319
[Music]
882
00:46:42,319 --> 00:46:44,400
the paris police force decided to
883
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,560
experiment with the idea of using dogs
884
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,359
to track down criminals
885
00:46:49,359 --> 00:46:51,119
now then private bowser pay strict
886
00:46:51,119 --> 00:46:52,640
attention man
887
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,800
when i blow this whistle you are to obey
888
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,440
my commands huh it is a special kind of
889
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,400
whistle that dogs only can hear
890
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,800
listen
891
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:08,319
inspector
892
00:47:08,319 --> 00:47:12,160
quit blowing that whistle
893
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,240
oh sorry commissioner sorry
894
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,240
now this is a shoe belonging to a
895
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,520
criminal
896
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,559
do you know what to do with it
897
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:29,760
no no stupid use your nose
898
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,800
sacroiliac descent your ninja poop
899
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,119
get the scent
900
00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:50,409
[Music]
901
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,200
oh
902
00:47:56,310 --> 00:48:11,200
[Music]
903
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,480
come back here private bowser come back
904
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,800
do you hear me
905
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,480
well at least he'll heal this dog
906
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,480
whistle
907
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,040
no time at all we were right back on the
908
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,440
corporate
909
00:48:37,460 --> 00:48:47,280
[Music]
910
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,079
your seats mongrel won't you ever learn
911
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:52,960
that's a dummy
912
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,400
you see it's just a mannequin
913
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,000
a worthless
914
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,280
if funny you see even this gun is a
915
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,160
harmless toy
916
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,559
any
917
00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:08,350
questions
918
00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:11,839
[Music]
919
00:49:15,010 --> 00:49:21,420
[Music]
920
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:27,440
[Music]
921
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,720
stop
922
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,280
stop your stupid mutt
923
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,559
stop
924
00:49:32,559 --> 00:49:34,570
i'll stop him with the whistle
925
00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:37,760
[Music]
926
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,680
unloaded by this temporary mishap
927
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,839
private bowser and i soon picked up the
928
00:49:47,839 --> 00:49:49,599
robber's trade
929
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:51,280
halt
930
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,000
quick get off the track you fool do you
931
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,839
want to get run over come on you
932
00:49:56,839 --> 00:50:00,480
stubborn too late
933
00:50:07,190 --> 00:50:11,289
[Music]
934
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,400
no dogs allowed on the train
935
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:21,940
quick behind these trunks
936
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:32,319
[Music]
937
00:50:32,319 --> 00:50:34,559
the coast is clear private you can come
938
00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:35,040
out now
939
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,680
[Music]
940
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,839
not out of there idiot
941
00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:45,849
[Music]
942
00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:54,719
[Music]
943
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:59,240
what's the matter with this door
944
00:51:01,550 --> 00:51:06,239
[Music]
945
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,040
it must be struck
946
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:12,170
[Music]
947
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:15,249
[Applause]
948
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:23,500
[Music]
949
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,520
back at headquarters the commissioner
950
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,200
was very pleased at the way i had
951
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,550
handled this case you know
952
00:51:30,550 --> 00:51:32,800
[Music]
953
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,160
it gives me great pleasure to award you
954
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,600
this medal for outstanding service
955
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,520
[Music]
956
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,000
well it was really sorrow i mean it was
957
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,760
nothing you know i
958
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,000
[Music]
959
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,240
congratulations private bowser i'll just
960
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,890
pin this medal on you
961
00:51:51,890 --> 00:51:55,109
[Music]
962
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,839
stop it
963
00:51:57,839 --> 00:51:59,200
would you please stop it that's another
964
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,800
stop you stupid man
965
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,680
leave him
966
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,240
oh
967
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,599
you know i thought she was a police dog
968
00:52:09,599 --> 00:52:12,160
but she turned out to be a boxer
969
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,510
and a good one
970
00:52:15,510 --> 00:52:21,679
[Music]
971
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,400
so
972
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:34,180
[Music]
973
00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:36,880
[Laughter]
974
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,200
the news of the mad boomers prison break
975
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,559
put the commissioner in a state of
976
00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:43,599
extreme agitation
977
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:47,760
especially we must apprehend this madman
978
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,640
as you know he swore to get the official
979
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,880
that sent him to prison
980
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,839
and that official is me
981
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:59,359
but don't worry i will protect you hey
982
00:52:59,359 --> 00:53:01,599
this gift package here this came for the
983
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:04,240
commissioner maybe that's his birthday
984
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:06,720
or something eh don't touch it it could
985
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,160
be a boom
986
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,000
uh do you do c
987
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,839
take this package down to the lab and
988
00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:14,400
subject it to the usual tests please
989
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,200
see
990
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,920
and don't say c say we
991
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,680
see i mean we
992
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,960
i mean
993
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:21,970
what do i mean
994
00:53:21,970 --> 00:53:26,960
[Music]
995
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,640
he didn't explore i see i mean we
996
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,839
so you see it was absolutely harmless
997
00:53:33,839 --> 00:53:37,720
here listen to the cuckoo
998
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:42,640
[Music]
999
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,760
shut up
1000
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,319
i've listened to enough cuckoos for one
1001
00:53:46,319 --> 00:53:47,440
day
1002
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,440
but commissioner this safest place for
1003
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,359
you is where the mad boomer is not which
1004
00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:53,599
is right here which is where he is now
1005
00:53:53,599 --> 00:53:55,760
right
1006
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,720
feinstein fails the police are locked up
1007
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:03,040
while the crooks roam around free
1008
00:54:03,839 --> 00:54:05,680
just a moment do you have a license to
1009
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,480
peddle these balloons
1010
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,200
well it's a good thing you have
1011
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,640
i don't believe it
1012
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,800
i believe it
1013
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,040
to further ensure the commissioner's
1014
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,000
safety
1015
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,599
i decided that we should leave
1016
00:54:21,599 --> 00:54:25,200
immediately for his country estate wait
1017
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,119
i'd better check to see if the car has
1018
00:54:27,119 --> 00:54:29,760
been wired with a boom
1019
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:34,680
everything is perfect sir you megadine
1020
00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:37,949
[Music]
1021
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,359
now what nasty luck i blew out
1022
00:54:43,359 --> 00:54:45,440
well we'll take the armor-plated compact
1023
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,920
and state
1024
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,200
quick
1025
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,160
was i uh speeding
1026
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,440
no no you fool it's the mad bomber he's
1027
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,400
running up that hill after him stop or
1028
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,880
i'll shoot
1029
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:09,160
i warn you i have been trained to kill
1030
00:55:11,650 --> 00:55:15,610
[Laughter]
1031
00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:26,960
[Music]
1032
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,000
uh taxi taxi
1033
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,839
we finally arrived at the commissioner's
1034
00:55:31,839 --> 00:55:34,160
country house where we enjoyed the
1035
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,520
simple pastoral life
1036
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,920
i have made a thorough search and you
1037
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,319
can be sure that there is not one boom
1038
00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:49,799
on these premises
1039
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:58,480
[Music]
1040
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,799
a commissioner can you hear me if so
1041
00:56:00,799 --> 00:56:04,240
signify by moving your hand
1042
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,040
the commissioner impressed it upon me to
1043
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,440
search more painstakingly and i soon met
1044
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,200
with success
1045
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,040
[Music]
1046
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,880
to render a boom harvest first you must
1047
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,040
remain composed and second plunge the
1048
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,880
boom into water as quickly as possible
1049
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,079
i
1050
00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:26,960
hate you
1051
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,200
we found the french riviera most
1052
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,680
enjoyable
1053
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,119
hurry up with my sunburn lotion
1054
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:38,079
they're coming sir
1055
00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:38,960
ah
1056
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,119
what is this
1057
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:42,880
could it be a fuse
1058
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,599
i believe it is a fuse commissioner
1059
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,880
uh here's your sunburn lotion
1060
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,040
i decided it would be safer to get out
1061
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,119
of france
1062
00:56:59,370 --> 00:57:02,160
[Music]
1063
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,480
but of course not relax and enjoy
1064
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,920
yourself
1065
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,359
ah
1066
00:57:07,359 --> 00:57:12,359
peace and quiet at last
1067
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:20,799
[Music]
1068
00:57:20,799 --> 00:57:23,040
my on-airing powers of deduction finally
1069
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,720
led to the capture of the elusive mad
1070
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,680
boomer
1071
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,760
and i magnanimously allowed the credit
1072
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,920
to pass to my superior
1073
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,640
the photographers are here now sir
1074
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,280
very good sang with me
1075
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:40,150
take off your hat you ill-mannered idiot
1076
00:57:40,150 --> 00:57:45,949
[Music]
1077
00:57:46,319 --> 00:57:48,400
and so with that i marked the case
1078
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,000
officially closed
1079
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,920
and that was the last of the mad boomer
1080
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,980
or was it
1081
00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:04,409
[Music]
1082
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,000
the most unusual case i have ever
1083
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,760
handled concerned the marquis de
1084
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,960
boulevard
1085
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,960
every year she held a magnificent
1086
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,200
charity ball at her chateau
1087
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,240
marquisa wore her famous jewelry
1088
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,240
including the largest diamond in the
1089
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,720
world the plymouth rock
1090
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,799
it was my duty to guard this beautiful
1091
00:58:32,799 --> 00:58:35,520
stone i had strict instructions never to
1092
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,400
let it out of my sight of course i noted
1093
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,319
a suspicious movement
1094
00:58:40,319 --> 00:58:42,799
and unfortunately took my eye off the
1095
00:58:42,799 --> 00:58:45,119
jewel
1096
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,210
is momentarily i've been robbed
1097
00:58:51,210 --> 00:58:54,320
[Music]
1098
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,760
adam's diamond has been stolen
1099
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,640
and by order of the department of police
1100
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,680
no one is to leave this room
1101
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,960
no one is to leave this chateau no one
1102
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,640
needs to leave paris
1103
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,119
mail in your names
1104
00:59:11,119 --> 00:59:12,960
the commissioner was waiting for me in
1105
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,960
his office intending to return the jewel
1106
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,280
safely to his vault you had me worried
1107
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,400
inspector give me the diamond come come
1108
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,000
to sweet
1109
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,280
the diamond has been stolen
1110
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,160
i began my search into madame pulibun's
1111
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,000
past for some clue
1112
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,839
my initial efforts revealed that she had
1113
00:59:39,839 --> 00:59:42,079
been a chicken plucker who at the age of
1114
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,079
42 inherited 41 million francs
1115
00:59:46,079 --> 00:59:48,079
after mulling it over in my fertile
1116
00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:50,160
brain i decided to start my
1117
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,480
investigation at the scene of the crime
1118
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,359
madame's chateau
1119
00:59:57,839 --> 00:59:59,680
i thought it's strange to be met at the
1120
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,760
door by a chicken but i shrugged it off
1121
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,079
as a probable reminder of madame's
1122
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:05,210
humble past
1123
01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:07,520
[Music]
1124
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,520
during my search for the clues eh i
1125
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,599
discovered that all of my damn servants
1126
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:14,839
were chickens
1127
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,839
could it be that one of these chickens
1128
01:00:21,839 --> 01:00:23,839
stole the jewelry to get revenge on
1129
01:00:23,839 --> 01:00:25,200
madame
1130
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,920
but no that theory is too wild where
1131
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,760
would a chicken hide such a jewel they
1132
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,920
could not possibly commit a crime of
1133
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,240
this nature
1134
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,240
or could they
1135
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,240
by now i was convinced that i should try
1136
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,480
phase two of my investigation junior
1137
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,480
dear boy please come here huh
1138
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,280
one of these chickens stole the jewel
1139
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,799
fortunately i brought my chicken
1140
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:49,359
disguise with me
1141
01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:51,680
oh are you beautiful
1142
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,720
yes but of course
1143
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,040
completely inconspicuous i moved about
1144
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:00,160
freely among the chickens
1145
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,040
something told me that i had better
1146
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,599
learn their language
1147
01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:07,359
i soon mastered the chicken language and
1148
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:09,040
decided to question the most likely
1149
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,440
suspect the butler i would appear you
1150
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,200
know very friendly to him by telling him
1151
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,399
one of my better jokes
1152
01:01:18,799 --> 01:01:22,240
of course now he trusted me as a friend
1153
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,079
to show his friendship he told me a joke
1154
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:26,480
about a dumb inspector looking for a
1155
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,599
jewel stolen by the chickens
1156
01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:32,559
dom inspector indeed this made it clear
1157
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:35,119
to me that this was the guilty party he
1158
01:01:35,119 --> 01:01:38,480
had guilt written all over his face
1159
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,640
put up your wings you are under arrest
1160
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,559
take this chicken in for question a
1161
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:43,920
chicken
1162
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,079
i don't know what kind of questions you
1163
01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:49,359
ask a chicken never mind just do as i
1164
01:01:49,359 --> 01:01:53,599
say please see don't say c say we see i
1165
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:56,000
mean we i mean oh
1166
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,359
oh okay
1167
01:01:57,359 --> 01:02:00,240
come on let's go see your chicken marge
1168
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:04,079
and do not say senor same as you see not
1169
01:02:04,079 --> 01:02:04,880
see
1170
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,839
we see i mean we
1171
01:02:07,839 --> 01:02:10,960
okay chicken out with it now why did you
1172
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:15,359
cross the road with the red suspenders
1173
01:02:17,039 --> 01:02:19,119
and guard miss your palette i have
1174
01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:21,359
recorded your entire confession on my
1175
01:02:21,359 --> 01:02:24,400
ring tape recorder
1176
01:02:25,839 --> 01:02:28,880
now where did you hide that jewel
1177
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,599
at last the casey salt open the door
1178
01:02:31,599 --> 01:02:32,940
miss you
1179
01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:38,319
[Music]
1180
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,319
dear boy just step over here please for
1181
01:02:40,319 --> 01:02:42,319
a moment this scandal has hidden the
1182
01:02:42,319 --> 01:02:45,119
jewel inside one of these eggs now it is
1183
01:02:45,119 --> 01:02:46,000
up to
1184
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,079
us to find which one now start looking
1185
01:02:50,079 --> 01:02:52,000
continue searching juju please we will
1186
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,640
find the right one sooner or later
1187
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,680
holy smokes i never seen anything like
1188
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:58,640
this
1189
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,440
something that's so good you do give me
1190
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,400
that egg
1191
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,480
this is obviously a decoy planted by the
1192
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,280
chickens it is my duty to examine it
1193
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,960
wow
1194
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,200
i mean how shocking
1195
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,480
[Music]
1196
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,640
i i must confiscate this for uh you know
1197
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,280
evidence huh now back to work you do
1198
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,920
hey look at that oh boy what a stroke of
1199
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,000
luck
1200
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,319
did you have
1201
01:03:24,319 --> 01:03:27,119
another can can oh judo dear boy come
1202
01:03:27,119 --> 01:03:30,920
here look at this one eh
1203
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:36,820
[Music]
1204
01:03:38,799 --> 01:03:42,260
and away we go
1205
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:59,200
[Music]
1206
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,359
is undergoing its annual spring cleaning
1207
01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:03,280
an event which presented its annual
1208
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,520
problem of guarding the family oil
1209
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,960
against theft
1210
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,680
what do you think of it inspector well
1211
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,480
it's
1212
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,039
obviously a cheap grade of glass
1213
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:15,599
why don't you try looking through the
1214
01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:18,559
eyepiece instead of the diamond
1215
01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:21,280
oh yes i can see better now that's very
1216
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,359
expensive yes of course
1217
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:26,319
the gold stone is what exactly 10
1218
01:04:26,319 --> 01:04:28,079
billion flanks
1219
01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:30,240
it is your responsibility to gather for
1220
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,000
24 hours
1221
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,280
lose it
1222
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,240
and you'll pay for it
1223
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,559
well in that case i simply shall double
1224
01:04:38,559 --> 01:04:40,640
the standard security measures
1225
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,000
judo
1226
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,240
judo i want you to process this jeweler
1227
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,000
through identification and check it for
1228
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,720
fingerprints goodbye you do you call me
1229
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,680
inspector yes judo
1230
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,760
i could never understand how he got into
1231
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,359
the french police force give me the
1232
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,880
jewel please eh
1233
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,160
what joy laid on having no joy the one
1234
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,079
that i placed in your black gloved hand
1235
01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:03,920
a moment ago please how'd you do but
1236
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:07,230
senor i am wearing the white gloves
1237
01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:11,360
[Music]
1238
01:05:15,930 --> 01:05:19,069
[Music]
1239
01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:24,400
west i'm white i'm wrong
1240
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,319
swiping the diamond from police
1241
01:05:26,319 --> 01:05:29,520
headquarters was really using our heads
1242
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,440
what do you mean we was my head were
1243
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,359
used you always think you're the head
1244
01:05:33,359 --> 01:05:34,640
with the brain
1245
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,960
i'm not a three-time loser like you
1246
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,160
please gentleman confusion say three
1247
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,799
head not always better than one shut up
1248
01:05:44,799 --> 01:05:50,680
truth we always out cannot cover up
1249
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,420
[Music]
1250
01:05:59,010 --> 01:06:01,520
[Music]
1251
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,960
quick follow that max mobile
1252
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:11,359
you may turn in your police card see and
1253
01:06:11,359 --> 01:06:12,640
don't say see
1254
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:13,680
say we
1255
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,720
see i mean we i don't know what i mean i
1256
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,359
want to go home
1257
01:06:19,359 --> 01:06:23,359
the inspector is on our trail
1258
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:27,720
let him have it
1259
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:34,469
[Music]
1260
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,400
he's still following us
1261
01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:42,000
open bombays
1262
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,410
bombs away
1263
01:06:45,410 --> 01:06:51,299
[Music]
1264
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,920
hmm
1265
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:09,750
[Music]
1266
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,240
that brings the total to 55 billion
1267
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:21,599
francs plus one auntie desk
1268
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:24,079
come on wong let's see the jewel don't
1269
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:25,200
lush me
1270
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:26,079
oh
1271
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:28,640
oh oh what you mean
1272
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,200
i just make discovery we have hole in
1273
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,759
our pocket
1274
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:39,039
fortunately for your career we found the
1275
01:07:39,039 --> 01:07:40,400
diamond
1276
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,119
do you think you can keep your eye on it
1277
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:45,520
for the remaining twenty three and one
1278
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,160
half hours
1279
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,400
this way we don't get parking ticket
1280
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,799
confusion say shut up
1281
01:07:55,119 --> 01:07:57,440
this time i put the diamond in my own
1282
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,640
safe for safe keeping
1283
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,359
halt ouch insidious blackout you hulk in
1284
01:08:05,359 --> 01:08:08,440
the name
1285
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,520
i trailed my quarry to a disreputable
1286
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,920
hotel on the left bank
1287
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,799
you do see you guide the stairs but i
1288
01:08:20,799 --> 01:08:24,100
take the elevator
1289
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,350
[Music]
1290
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,560
they kept their hotel room under
1291
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:33,279
surveillance
1292
01:08:34,238 --> 01:08:36,399
all right you treacherous swine i warn
1293
01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:40,879
you i can't see every move that you make
1294
01:08:41,839 --> 01:08:45,439
but you do it come here dear boy hank
1295
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:46,880
what do you see when you look through
1296
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,960
this keyhole
1297
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:52,479
holy magnificent
1298
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:54,238
control yourself do you do that's enough
1299
01:08:54,238 --> 01:08:56,640
a way away only look at that i never
1300
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,050
seen it like that something oh
1301
01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:02,080
[Music]
1302
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,920
all right come out of there or i'll
1303
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,560
shoot by the time i count to three
1304
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,080
one
1305
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,520
two
1306
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,839
three
1307
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,960
last i closed in on the mats o'reilly's
1308
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,960
hideout and surrounded it
1309
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,839
because let's beat it well we can't get
1310
01:09:21,839 --> 01:09:24,000
caught with a hot diamond on us
1311
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,359
confusion always say place for hot ice
1312
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:31,040
is in glass of cold water observe
1313
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,839
diamond and joy welcome incognito
1314
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,719
don't move
1315
01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:41,839
[Music]
1316
01:09:41,839 --> 01:09:43,520
all right man spread out and search
1317
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,220
these premises and also the grounds
1318
01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:48,479
[Music]
1319
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:51,520
what's this ice water but you know about
1320
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,319
that
1321
01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:54,560
well i hereby confiscate this ice water
1322
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,980
in the name of thirst
1323
01:09:57,980 --> 01:10:13,139
[Music]
1324
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:18,960
very uh looking gold stone here nurse
1325
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:23,120
sends us to the lab for a biopsy
1326
01:10:23,340 --> 01:10:26,390
[Music]
1327
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:29,360
so you see whenever i think of the gold
1328
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,800
case
1329
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:34,790
it brings back tender memories to me eh
1330
01:10:34,790 --> 01:10:51,199
[Music]
1331
01:10:51,199 --> 01:10:52,880
was undergoing its annual spring
1332
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:54,880
cleaning an event which presented its
1333
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,199
annual problem of guarding the family
1334
01:10:57,199 --> 01:10:58,960
joel against theft
1335
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,679
what do you think of it inspector well
1336
01:11:01,679 --> 01:11:02,480
it's
1337
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:05,120
obviously a cheap grade of glass
1338
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,600
why don't you try looking through the
1339
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,560
eyepiece instead of the diamond
1340
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,280
oh yes i can see better now that's very
1341
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,199
expensive yes of course
1342
01:11:15,199 --> 01:11:18,400
the gold stone is worth exactly 10
1343
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,159
billion flanks
1344
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:22,239
it is your responsibility to gather for
1345
01:11:22,239 --> 01:11:24,000
24 hours
1346
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,280
lose it
1347
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:28,320
and you'll pay for it
1348
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,560
well in that case i simply shall double
1349
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,719
the standard security measures
1350
01:11:32,719 --> 01:11:34,080
judo
1351
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,239
judo i want you to process this jeweler
1352
01:11:36,239 --> 01:11:38,080
through identification and check it for
1353
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,199
fingerprints
1354
01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:42,000
you do you call me inspector
1355
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,760
yes jodo
1356
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,760
i could never understand how he got into
1357
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,360
the french police force give me the
1358
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:48,880
jewel please eh
1359
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,159
what joy lied on having no joy the one
1360
01:11:52,159 --> 01:11:54,080
that i placed in your black gloved hand
1361
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,000
a moment ago please how'd you do but
1362
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,270
senor i am wearing the white gloves
1363
01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:02,719
[Music]
1364
01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:07,080
in the name of josephine
1365
01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:11,099
[Music]
1366
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,400
i'm west i'm white i'm wrong
1367
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,320
swiping the diamond from police
1368
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:21,520
headquarters was really using our heads
1369
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,920
what do you mean we was my head we used
1370
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,520
you always think you're the head with
1371
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,719
the brain
1372
01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:29,040
i'm not a three-time loser like you
1373
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:32,159
please gentleman confusion say three
1374
01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:35,360
head not always better than one
1375
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:36,800
up
1376
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:41,840
truth we always out cannot cover up
1377
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,199
[Music]
1378
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:49,639
quick get in the matzo mobile
1379
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:56,550
[Music]
1380
01:13:00,330 --> 01:13:03,280
[Music]
1381
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:04,640
and don't say see
1382
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:05,679
say we
1383
01:13:05,679 --> 01:13:08,800
see i mean we i don't know what i mean i
1384
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,730
want to go home
1385
01:13:09,730 --> 01:13:11,440
[Music]
1386
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:15,360
the inspector is on our trail
1387
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,800
let him have it
1388
01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:26,960
[Music]
1389
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:30,400
he's still following us
1390
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,000
open bombays
1391
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,450
bombs away
1392
01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:52,640
[Music]
1393
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:57,239
grab it clouds your sneaks you
1394
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,760
sector iliac that brings the total to 55
1395
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:13,600
billion francs plus one empty desk
1396
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,080
come on wong let's see the jewel don't
1397
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:17,280
lush me
1398
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:20,640
oh oh oh oh what you mean
1399
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,280
i just make discovery we have hole in
1400
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,440
our
1401
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,560
pocket fortunately for your career we
1402
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,400
found the diamond
1403
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:35,120
do you think you can keep your eye on it
1404
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:40,159
for the remaining 23 and one half hours
1405
01:14:40,159 --> 01:14:42,400
this way we don't get parking tickets
1406
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,519
confusion say
1407
01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:49,520
this time i put the diamond in my office
1408
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:52,719
safe for safekeeping
1409
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,120
fault pouch insidious blackout you hulk
1410
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:59,679
both in the name
1411
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:07,520
i trailed my quarry to a disreputable
1412
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:11,199
hotel on the left bank you do see you
1413
01:15:11,199 --> 01:15:13,199
guide the stairs while i take the
1414
01:15:13,199 --> 01:15:15,599
elevator
1415
01:15:16,130 --> 01:15:19,380
[Music]
1416
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,560
i kept their hotel room under
1417
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,560
surveillance
1418
01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:28,480
all right you treacherous swine i warn
1419
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:32,879
you i can't see every move that you make
1420
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:37,440
but you do i come here dear boy hank
1421
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:38,880
what do you see when you look through
1422
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,040
this keyhole
1423
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:44,560
holy magnifique
1424
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,400
control yourself due to that's enough a
1425
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,719
way away holy ma look at that i never
1426
01:15:48,719 --> 01:15:51,090
seen it like that something oh
1427
01:15:51,090 --> 01:15:54,080
[Music]
1428
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,000
all right come out of there or i'll
1429
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,640
shoot by the time i count to three
1430
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,159
one
1431
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:01,600
two
1432
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,600
three
1433
01:16:06,719 --> 01:16:08,480
at last i closed in on the mats
1434
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,960
o'reilly's hideout and surrounded it
1435
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,000
because
1436
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,080
let's beat it well we can't get caught
1437
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:16,080
with a hot diamond on us
1438
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,440
confusion always say place for hot ice
1439
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:23,120
is in glass of cold water observe
1440
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:28,080
diamond and joy welcome incognito
1441
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,400
don't
1442
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,600
move all right man spread out and search
1443
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,250
these premises and also the grounds
1444
01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,760
[Music]
1445
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,280
ah what's this ice water but you know
1446
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,400
about that
1447
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:46,560
well i hereby confiscate this ice water
1448
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:47,890
in the name of thirst
1449
01:16:47,890 --> 01:17:05,179
[Music]
1450
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:06,800
ah
1451
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:10,159
a very expensive looking gold stone here
1452
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:15,380
nurse sends us to the lab for a biopsy
1453
01:17:15,380 --> 01:17:18,430
[Music]
1454
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,360
so you see whenever i think of the gold
1455
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:22,800
case
1456
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:26,820
it brings back danger memories to me eh
1457
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:42,480
[Music]
1458
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,280
for several months i had been trying to
1459
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,159
capture a vicious criminal named louis
1460
01:17:48,159 --> 01:17:49,520
de laos
1461
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,600
one night while i was going over some
1462
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,840
clues on the case the commissioner
1463
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,700
buzzed me
1464
01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:58,239
[Music]
1465
01:17:58,239 --> 01:18:00,640
yes inspector
1466
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,520
would you mind stepping into my office
1467
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:07,679
well i'm pretty busy right at the moment
1468
01:18:10,159 --> 01:18:13,040
yes sir
1469
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:16,719
yes commissioner sir now pay attention
1470
01:18:16,719 --> 01:18:19,440
as i demonstrate our new automated
1471
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:23,760
policeman first i flip this switch
1472
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,400
feed his information
1473
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,199
now watch
1474
01:18:37,199 --> 01:18:40,960
within seconds louis de
1475
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,480
why that's incredible commissioner
1476
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,640
just think of all the criminals you can
1477
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,480
get rid of
1478
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:58,959
that's not all i can get freedom
1479
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:03,879
what do you mean by that sir
1480
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:13,280
how do you like that replaced by a
1481
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:16,759
crummy machine
1482
01:19:18,870 --> 01:19:21,909
[Music]
1483
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:27,280
there was only one way to get my job
1484
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:30,280
back
1485
01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:47,450
[Music]
1486
01:19:48,239 --> 01:19:51,239
oh
1487
01:19:53,190 --> 01:19:55,080
[Music]
1488
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:58,530
oh that does it
1489
01:19:58,530 --> 01:20:05,809
[Music]
1490
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:17,560
why you dirty take this
1491
01:20:17,630 --> 01:20:19,850
[Applause]
1492
01:20:19,850 --> 01:20:32,920
[Music]
1493
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:36,010
[Applause]
1494
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,940
oh no
1495
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:49,779
[Music]
1496
01:20:50,239 --> 01:20:52,880
i'll teach that mechanical monster to
1497
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:56,000
fool around with me
1498
01:20:58,239 --> 01:21:01,839
hey you stupid
1499
01:21:02,510 --> 01:21:10,680
[Music]
1500
01:21:11,540 --> 01:21:14,670
[Applause]
1501
01:21:20,159 --> 01:21:22,960
i'm going to give that tin can copper a
1502
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,280
hot foot right in the middle of his
1503
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:28,280
career
1504
01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:42,159
[Music]
1505
01:21:42,159 --> 01:21:44,720
thanks a lot
1506
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,380
[Music]
1507
01:21:47,380 --> 01:21:50,520
[Applause]
1508
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:52,880
aha
1509
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,920
there he is
1510
01:21:54,920 --> 01:22:06,480
[Music]
1511
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:09,480
aha
1512
01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:16,070
[Music]
1513
01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:17,920
inspector
1514
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:21,840
what are you doing
1515
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:29,120
[Music]
1516
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:30,870
so
1517
01:22:30,870 --> 01:22:39,920
[Music]
1518
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,600
commissioner speaking
1519
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:42,880
[Music]
1520
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,840
oh
1521
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:45,440
yes sir
1522
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:48,719
you say you're pleased with the robot
1523
01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:49,520
oh
1524
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,679
thank you
1525
01:22:51,679 --> 01:22:53,600
what's that
1526
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:58,720
you're promoting the robot to whose job
1527
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:04,239
[Music]
1528
01:23:04,239 --> 01:23:07,600
how do they expect you to eat this slap
1529
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:13,080
ah shut up and pass this side
1530
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:27,399
[Music]
1531
01:23:27,679 --> 01:23:29,840
the moment i walked out of headquarters
1532
01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:32,239
and started across the street
1533
01:23:32,239 --> 01:23:34,719
i knew that something was wrong
1534
01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:36,719
even the simple act of getting on an
1535
01:23:36,719 --> 01:23:41,199
elevator gave me a peculiar sensation
1536
01:23:41,199 --> 01:23:44,239
for some strange reason i didn't feel
1537
01:23:44,239 --> 01:23:47,120
quite right
1538
01:23:47,679 --> 01:23:49,840
it even got so i was afraid to smoke one
1539
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,239
of my favorite after the new cigars
1540
01:23:52,239 --> 01:23:55,919
for fear you know it would explode
1541
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,960
so i stuck to my trusty old pipe
1542
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:05,040
i finally decided to see a psychiatrist
1543
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:08,159
tell me what seems to be troubling you
1544
01:24:08,159 --> 01:24:10,639
i'm beginning to suspect that i might be
1545
01:24:10,639 --> 01:24:13,600
accident prone
1546
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:19,199
oh yes you do have a problem
1547
01:24:19,199 --> 01:24:23,280
as i was saying doctor i need help
1548
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,080
after two weeks and five thousand francs
1549
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,880
the doctor reached a conclusion someone
1550
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:32,639
is trying to get rid of you
1551
01:24:32,639 --> 01:24:34,960
ah what a relief it was to have the
1552
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,120
mystery salt
1553
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:41,360
i felt free as a burden flight
1554
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:46,639
suddenly everything came into focus the
1555
01:24:46,639 --> 01:24:48,639
priceless dubarry diamond was to be
1556
01:24:48,639 --> 01:24:51,120
exhibited publicly and the joel thieves
1557
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:53,360
were in paris to steal it
1558
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:55,440
i alone knew where the diamond was
1559
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:58,400
hidden and i was keeping it under my
1560
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,560
head
1561
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,400
they knew the only way they could get a
1562
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:05,600
diamond would be over my dead body
1563
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:10,920
kept my eyes my ears open
1564
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,080
as a precaution i rented a mine detector
1565
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,400
to check out my pad you know for a booby
1566
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:18,750
trap
1567
01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:24,560
[Music]
1568
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,270
just as i suspected
1569
01:25:27,270 --> 01:25:39,569
[Music]
1570
01:25:40,159 --> 01:25:42,400
i was pleasantly surprised you know when
1571
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:44,320
i learned that the famous movie star
1572
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,480
melody mercuricom and her maid were in
1573
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:48,560
the room next to mine
1574
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:53,040
i decided to get acquainted
1575
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,840
stealing the diamond will be a cinch but
1576
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:58,000
first we must get rid of that stupid
1577
01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:58,660
copper
1578
01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:03,599
[Music]
1579
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,120
good morning beautiful neighbor how
1580
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,440
about joining me for a candlelight
1581
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:13,120
dinner for two eh i'll be right over
1582
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:17,280
we'll split the pizza together
1583
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,639
now go get him you know what to do don't
1584
01:26:20,639 --> 01:26:24,080
worry darling i will finish him off
1585
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,600
pizza
1586
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:29,840
where do i find a pizza in paris pizza
1587
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,120
pizza
1588
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:34,840
get to your head the pizza here what a
1589
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:39,719
coincidence a strolling pizzeria
1590
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:45,320
fill it up mamma mia and keep the change
1591
01:26:47,010 --> 01:26:50,579
[Music]
1592
01:26:52,870 --> 01:26:56,890
[Music]
1593
01:26:59,770 --> 01:27:02,919
[Music]
1594
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:06,159
up the job now i want him out of the way
1595
01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:07,679
before morning
1596
01:27:07,679 --> 01:27:11,440
well all right melody you are the boss i
1597
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:13,520
could work much better if i didn't have
1598
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:17,040
to wear this maid outfit
1599
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,080
time is running out we must destroy him
1600
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:23,679
at once don't panic i'm going to give
1601
01:27:23,679 --> 01:27:27,239
him the bird
1602
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,239
a mechanical homing pigeon that lays
1603
01:27:34,239 --> 01:27:36,239
golden palms
1604
01:27:36,239 --> 01:27:38,410
i simply press this button
1605
01:27:38,410 --> 01:27:40,239
[Music]
1606
01:27:40,239 --> 01:27:44,120
and off he goes
1607
01:27:44,470 --> 01:27:51,700
[Music]
1608
01:27:54,639 --> 01:27:55,600
well
1609
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:58,239
i don't hear no boom boom
1610
01:27:58,239 --> 01:28:00,490
don't worry you will
1611
01:28:00,490 --> 01:28:04,670
[Music]
1612
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,040
[Music]
1613
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,600
well the thieves blew the job right
1614
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:14,880
there
1615
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:17,120
the next day i delivered the diamond
1616
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:20,320
right on schedule
1617
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:24,080
good morning sir it was a frightening
1618
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:27,360
experience but here is the diamond
1619
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:29,360
safe and sound
1620
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,880
thank you
1621
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:33,920
but i had the real diamond all the time
1622
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:37,040
yours was a fake
1623
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:40,159
i hope that your feelings aren't hurt oh
1624
01:28:40,159 --> 01:28:42,560
nerf course not as a matter of fact i
1625
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:45,199
have a little gift for you
1626
01:28:45,199 --> 01:28:47,199
a golden pigeon egg
1627
01:28:47,199 --> 01:28:49,410
how interesting
1628
01:28:49,410 --> 01:28:51,360
[Music]
1629
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:54,400
i hope that your feelings aren't hurt
1630
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:59,400
every feeling in my body hurts
1631
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:11,360
[Music]
1632
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:13,679
and the day before i was to leave on my
1633
01:29:13,679 --> 01:29:15,600
vacation i was summoned to the
1634
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,199
commissioner's office
1635
01:29:17,199 --> 01:29:19,679
inspector foreign agents have just
1636
01:29:19,679 --> 01:29:22,000
stolen our government secret code book
1637
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,320
and i am assigning you to recover it
1638
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:26,639
good commissioner how about my vacation
1639
01:29:26,639 --> 01:29:28,080
my ship leaves the first thing in the
1640
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:30,960
morning shut up and listen
1641
01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:32,719
they have hidden the code book in their
1642
01:29:32,719 --> 01:29:35,440
embassy and since we have no legal right
1643
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:37,840
to enter the building you will have to
1644
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:39,120
sneak in
1645
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,080
but commissioner now get going that's an
1646
01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:43,280
order
1647
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:45,840
yes sir
1648
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:47,840
rather than sneak into the embassy i
1649
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,920
decided to casually walk right through
1650
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:52,800
the front gate bluff my way huh
1651
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:56,239
then take them by surprise
1652
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:03,420
i decided to try the back gate
1653
01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:14,960
[Music]
1654
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:17,960
hmm
1655
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:24,840
oh
1656
01:30:29,010 --> 01:30:42,859
[Music]
1657
01:30:43,199 --> 01:30:46,170
oh no
1658
01:30:46,170 --> 01:30:48,330
[Applause]
1659
01:30:48,330 --> 01:30:51,470
[Music]
1660
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,600
why don't you look where you're going
1661
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:56,560
you crazy nut
1662
01:30:58,159 --> 01:31:00,719
i devised a clever scheme to get rid of
1663
01:31:00,719 --> 01:31:03,199
the dog thereby getting access to the
1664
01:31:03,199 --> 01:31:05,599
building
1665
01:31:07,199 --> 01:31:08,880
meow
1666
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:10,900
meow
1667
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:13,600
[Music]
1668
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:14,280
meow
1669
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:17,880
[Music]
1670
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:25,679
[Music]
1671
01:31:25,679 --> 01:31:29,320
meow meow
1672
01:31:36,030 --> 01:31:43,269
[Music]
1673
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:48,199
this will fix that monster
1674
01:31:49,240 --> 01:32:08,818
[Music]
1675
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:16,229
[Music]
1676
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:20,560
now i will swing right into the window
1677
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:24,120
tarzan style
1678
01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:27,249
[Music]
1679
01:32:30,780 --> 01:32:35,019
[Music]
1680
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:38,290
that stupid dog won't stop me disturb
1681
01:32:38,290 --> 01:32:41,479
[Music]
1682
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:49,100
[Music]
1683
01:32:50,159 --> 01:32:53,159
oh
1684
01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:58,400
having had little success in going over
1685
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:01,120
or around that vicious mangle i decided
1686
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:05,400
to tunnel up into the building
1687
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:11,840
[Music]
1688
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:14,400
boy it's dark inside of here i better
1689
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:17,120
light a match
1690
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:21,960
mother
1691
01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:27,370
[Music]
1692
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:42,480
[Music]
1693
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:47,480
there and that is that
1694
01:33:50,630 --> 01:33:54,810
[Music]
1695
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:57,230
must be in there
1696
01:33:57,230 --> 01:34:10,228
[Music]
1697
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,980
yikes
1698
01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:17,599
[Music]
1699
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,840
here's the code book sir no time to
1700
01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:24,610
explain
1701
01:34:24,610 --> 01:34:32,800
[Music]
1702
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:34,639
have a good vacation
1703
01:34:34,639 --> 01:34:36,880
and don't forget to write
1704
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,040
i will sir yes as soon as i get the
1705
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:42,040
chance
1706
01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:51,770
[Music]
1707
01:34:56,300 --> 01:35:17,920
[Music]
1708
01:35:17,920 --> 01:35:20,320
the whole affair began as i had just
1709
01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:23,040
finished my marketing and like everybody
1710
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:25,119
else i took my groceries home in the
1711
01:35:25,119 --> 01:35:26,639
shopping cart
1712
01:35:26,639 --> 01:35:28,719
well inspector
1713
01:35:28,719 --> 01:35:32,159
i see you're feeling pretty good today
1714
01:35:32,159 --> 01:35:34,719
but of course you know even though you
1715
01:35:34,719 --> 01:35:36,400
are a policeman
1716
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:39,520
you'll never get away with it get away
1717
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:43,040
with what stealing a shopping cart but i
1718
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:45,360
was just borrowing it i i'll take it
1719
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:46,719
back at once
1720
01:35:46,719 --> 01:35:49,280
it's too late my friend
1721
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:51,760
even now the proprietor is reporting the
1722
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:54,159
theft was shut down
1723
01:35:54,159 --> 01:35:57,119
how are the wife and kids sergeant just
1724
01:35:57,119 --> 01:35:58,639
fine thank you
1725
01:35:58,639 --> 01:36:01,360
there's only one thing to do now
1726
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:05,060
get rid of that count and fast
1727
01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:12,719
[Music]
1728
01:36:12,719 --> 01:36:15,040
now that's much better isn't it
1729
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:16,050
inspector
1730
01:36:16,050 --> 01:36:18,239
[Music]
1731
01:36:18,239 --> 01:36:22,080
except for just one little thing
1732
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:23,679
what little thing
1733
01:36:23,679 --> 01:36:29,560
you left your fingerprints all over it
1734
01:36:31,990 --> 01:36:35,490
[Music]
1735
01:36:38,719 --> 01:36:41,280
hey inspector what are you doing with
1736
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:44,719
that stolen shopping cart
1737
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:48,990
i've just got to get rid of this thing
1738
01:36:48,990 --> 01:36:51,360
[Music]
1739
01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:55,440
and this statue is 500 years old
1740
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:57,840
and over here ladders and gentlemen we
1741
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,040
have a
1742
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:01,440
stolen shopping cart
1743
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:03,840
call the police
1744
01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:04,740
stop him
1745
01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:07,800
[Music]
1746
01:37:09,119 --> 01:37:11,440
you better do something quick inspector
1747
01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:14,400
they're closing in on you
1748
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:27,860
[Music]
1749
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:33,600
inspector
1750
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,679
you knew you couldn't get away with this
1751
01:37:35,679 --> 01:37:37,199
didn't you
1752
01:37:37,199 --> 01:37:40,719
yes yes i'm guilty i admit it
1753
01:37:40,719 --> 01:37:43,119
from now on keep your otto on the
1754
01:37:43,119 --> 01:37:45,650
straight not on the sidewalk
1755
01:37:45,650 --> 01:37:53,760
[Music]
1756
01:37:53,760 --> 01:37:57,440
hey stupid get out of the way or step on
1757
01:37:57,440 --> 01:37:58,800
it
1758
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:01,970
oh shut up you big dummy
1759
01:38:01,970 --> 01:38:03,280
[Music]
1760
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:06,600
i'll teach you to call me a big dummy
1761
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:12,459
[Music]
1762
01:38:12,719 --> 01:38:16,480
i decided to park it at the curb
1763
01:38:16,480 --> 01:38:19,799
walk away
1764
01:38:24,980 --> 01:38:33,949
[Music]
1765
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:38,719
now you're thinking put the count on the
1766
01:38:38,719 --> 01:38:43,960
track and let the train smash it to bits
1767
01:38:46,170 --> 01:38:49,520
[Music]
1768
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:52,880
i finally devised a foolproof scheme to
1769
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:58,040
get rid of it once and for all
1770
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:07,890
there and that's that
1771
01:39:07,890 --> 01:39:09,390
[Music]
1772
01:39:09,390 --> 01:39:09,640
[Applause]
1773
01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:12,770
[Music]
1774
01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:16,560
well congratulations inspector you've
1775
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:18,880
finally done it haven't you
1776
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:20,960
headquarters is just around the corner
1777
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:24,600
so cool it
1778
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:34,000
good morning inspector goodbye sergeant
1779
01:39:35,199 --> 01:39:37,199
i'm afraid there is only one way out
1780
01:39:37,199 --> 01:39:40,239
inspector you're right it's the only
1781
01:39:40,239 --> 01:39:43,519
honorable thing to do
1782
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:47,040
oh inspector don't forget your shopping
1783
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:48,000
cart
1784
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:52,130
oh of course we shall go together
1785
01:39:52,130 --> 01:39:54,510
[Music]
1786
01:39:54,510 --> 01:39:57,629
[Applause]
1787
01:40:00,020 --> 01:40:02,080
[Music]
1788
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:03,360
shame on you
1789
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:07,190
trying to stow away on my submarine
1790
01:40:07,190 --> 01:40:10,320
[Music]
1791
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:11,679
that does it
1792
01:40:11,679 --> 01:40:15,280
now i've made up my mind
1793
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:17,040
hey inspector
1794
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:18,719
what are you going to do
1795
01:40:18,719 --> 01:40:20,560
something i should have done in the
1796
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:23,840
first place
1797
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:27,199
i waited until nightfall and then i made
1798
01:40:27,199 --> 01:40:29,759
my move
1799
01:40:30,610 --> 01:40:33,710
[Applause]
1800
01:40:34,639 --> 01:40:37,199
all i had to do was pick the lock
1801
01:40:37,199 --> 01:40:40,990
open the door and shove the cart in
1802
01:40:40,990 --> 01:41:03,760
[Music]
1803
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:05,840
foreign
1804
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:16,520
[Music]
1805
01:41:20,690 --> 01:41:23,280
[Music]
1806
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:25,440
the commissioner of the paris orientae
1807
01:41:25,440 --> 01:41:27,199
suggested that i spend my summer
1808
01:41:27,199 --> 01:41:29,040
vacation in canada
1809
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:31,600
this afforded me an opportunity to work
1810
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:34,159
with the mounted police and study the
1811
01:41:34,159 --> 01:41:36,800
methods of canadian prison system
1812
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:39,199
i was immediately assigned to guard a
1813
01:41:39,199 --> 01:41:41,840
vicious criminal named caribou lou
1814
01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:44,080
now unbeknown to me someone had smuggled
1815
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:48,960
to him an armored car inside of a cake
1816
01:41:48,960 --> 01:41:51,150
he wasted no time in breaking out
1817
01:41:51,150 --> 01:41:52,719
[Music]
1818
01:41:52,719 --> 01:41:56,960
naturally he took me along as i hosted
1819
01:41:57,280 --> 01:42:00,320
we holed up in an isolated cabin miles
1820
01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:02,000
from anywhere
1821
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,639
i detected at once that he was a person
1822
01:42:04,639 --> 01:42:07,199
that i could easily hate
1823
01:42:07,199 --> 01:42:10,480
now listen you're stupid kapil you're my
1824
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:13,440
ticket to freedom so don't try to get
1825
01:42:13,440 --> 01:42:15,679
away understand
1826
01:42:15,679 --> 01:42:18,320
yes sir
1827
01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:21,840
we finally settled down for the night
1828
01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:24,400
i'm tying us together
1829
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:26,840
so don't try no funny
1830
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:31,760
stuff i lay there despising him until i
1831
01:42:31,760 --> 01:42:36,679
was sure he was asleep
1832
01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:39,230
[Music]
1833
01:42:39,230 --> 01:42:46,410
[Applause]
1834
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:48,560
[Music]
1835
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:53,719
i told you not to try anything funny
1836
01:42:56,800 --> 01:42:58,800
all right go out there and get some
1837
01:42:58,800 --> 01:43:00,080
firewood
1838
01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:01,520
yeah yes sir
1839
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:03,040
oh in the mail
1840
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:06,480
i'll be watching you
1841
01:43:06,480 --> 01:43:11,040
oh that's dirty that's no
1842
01:43:11,930 --> 01:43:17,440
[Music]
1843
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:19,679
i think i know somebody who's going to
1844
01:43:19,679 --> 01:43:24,119
get a big surprise eh
1845
01:43:25,119 --> 01:43:26,900
oh no
1846
01:43:26,900 --> 01:43:30,740
[Applause]
1847
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:34,159
and don't try that again
1848
01:43:35,520 --> 01:43:38,880
get the wood do
1849
01:43:49,119 --> 01:43:53,150
sleeping powder huh
1850
01:43:53,150 --> 01:43:55,760
[Music]
1851
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:59,119
here's the porridge
1852
01:43:59,119 --> 01:44:01,920
wait a minute you've got the biggest and
1853
01:44:01,920 --> 01:44:04,800
i've got the littlest i'll take this one
1854
01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:07,280
and you take that one
1855
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:09,600
wait it might be too hot i wouldn't want
1856
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:12,239
you to burn your big mouth
1857
01:44:12,239 --> 01:44:13,440
hmm
1858
01:44:13,440 --> 01:44:15,840
no it feels cool enough
1859
01:44:15,840 --> 01:44:18,719
you can eat it you can yet
1860
01:44:18,719 --> 01:44:21,199
i'll take this one
1861
01:44:21,199 --> 01:44:25,199
now keep away from me and my powerage
1862
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:28,480
[Music]
1863
01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:30,090
where that does it
1864
01:44:30,090 --> 01:44:31,840
[Music]
1865
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:34,239
before you shoot may i have your
1866
01:44:34,239 --> 01:44:35,679
photograph
1867
01:44:35,679 --> 01:44:36,800
hey
1868
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:38,719
are you phoning me
1869
01:44:38,719 --> 01:44:41,280
oh no no no sir you are a very famous
1870
01:44:41,280 --> 01:44:44,159
criminal can't you see someday your name
1871
01:44:44,159 --> 01:44:46,239
up there in lights huh
1872
01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:47,280
where
1873
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:49,360
and your picture splashed across the
1874
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:52,159
front pages everywhere what the made it
1875
01:44:52,159 --> 01:44:53,280
splash
1876
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:55,520
you do have a good picture of yourself
1877
01:44:55,520 --> 01:44:56,320
eh
1878
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:58,639
i ain't even got a bad one
1879
01:44:58,639 --> 01:45:01,040
you mean to tell me that your handsome
1880
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:03,920
features and chiseled profile have never
1881
01:45:03,920 --> 01:45:05,920
been recorded and filmed
1882
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:06,800
no
1883
01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:08,320
i reckon not
1884
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:10,480
well you wait here and i'll go get a
1885
01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:11,090
camera
1886
01:45:11,090 --> 01:45:12,320
[Music]
1887
01:45:12,320 --> 01:45:13,360
you know
1888
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:16,639
that monty is really a nice guy i've
1889
01:45:16,639 --> 01:45:19,440
decided i ain't gonna shoot him i'll
1890
01:45:19,440 --> 01:45:23,199
just stab him quickly
1891
01:45:23,199 --> 01:45:25,679
boy are we lucky it was the last one
1892
01:45:25,679 --> 01:45:26,880
they had
1893
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:29,760
now this will be a time exposure so
1894
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:32,719
you'll have to stand real steel eh
1895
01:45:32,719 --> 01:45:35,040
okay how is this
1896
01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:36,800
that's beautiful
1897
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:37,760
now
1898
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:41,159
hold it
1899
01:45:44,040 --> 01:45:45,520
[Music]
1900
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:46,120
[Applause]
1901
01:45:46,120 --> 01:45:51,680
[Music]
1902
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,030
[Applause]
1903
01:45:53,030 --> 01:45:56,160
[Music]
1904
01:45:58,300 --> 01:46:01,419
[Music]
1905
01:46:02,719 --> 01:46:05,360
come on i can't stand here all day go
1906
01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:06,719
ahead and shoot
1907
01:46:06,719 --> 01:46:08,080
okay
1908
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:11,080
smile
1909
01:46:12,750 --> 01:46:16,369
[Applause]
1910
01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:21,660
[Applause]
1911
01:46:21,660 --> 01:46:25,199
[Music]
1912
01:46:25,199 --> 01:46:26,639
inspector
1913
01:46:26,639 --> 01:46:28,000
is it true that you captured the
1914
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:30,239
criminal single-handed
1915
01:46:30,239 --> 01:46:32,880
yes i must admit that i must i did it
1916
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:35,119
yes
1917
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:37,679
hold it inspector
1918
01:46:37,679 --> 01:46:40,740
just one more
1919
01:46:40,740 --> 01:46:44,320
[Applause]
1920
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:46,830
what do you say to that to you
1921
01:46:46,830 --> 01:46:49,040
[Music]
1922
01:46:49,040 --> 01:46:50,239
makeup
1923
01:46:50,239 --> 01:46:52,070
makeup
1924
01:46:52,070 --> 01:47:00,080
[Music]
1925
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:03,080
do
1926
01:47:03,150 --> 01:47:27,259
[Music]
1927
01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:32,360
uh
1928
01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:38,370
[Applause]
1929
01:47:38,370 --> 01:47:39,910
[Music]
1930
01:47:39,910 --> 01:47:43,439
[Applause]
1931
01:47:46,140 --> 01:47:49,370
[Music]
1932
01:47:49,370 --> 01:48:02,000
[Applause]
1933
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:05,520
wait a minute you ain't hunting there
1934
01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:06,560
are you
1935
01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:09,440
oh no sir no as as you can see i'm
1936
01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:11,360
completely dressed
1937
01:48:11,360 --> 01:48:13,760
well i'm glad to know that
1938
01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:16,639
because if you were hunting bears i'd
1939
01:48:16,639 --> 01:48:19,040
have to do this
1940
01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:19,880
and this
1941
01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:21,280
[Music]
1942
01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:23,440
a little of this
1943
01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:25,600
so it's lucky for you that you ain't
1944
01:48:25,600 --> 01:48:27,280
hunting for bear
1945
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:31,800
otherwise you might get hurt
1946
01:48:33,950 --> 01:48:36,470
[Applause]
1947
01:48:36,470 --> 01:48:39,709
[Music]
1948
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:42,920
so
1949
01:48:47,750 --> 01:48:49,390
[Applause]
1950
01:48:49,390 --> 01:48:49,940
[Music]
1951
01:48:49,940 --> 01:48:51,510
[Applause]
1952
01:48:51,510 --> 01:48:53,520
[Music]
1953
01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:56,150
foreign
1954
01:48:56,150 --> 01:48:58,930
[Music]
1955
01:48:58,930 --> 01:48:59,860
[Applause]
1956
01:48:59,860 --> 01:49:04,589
[Music]
1957
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:07,760
all right you quail
1958
01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:11,560
get out of my cage
1959
01:49:13,110 --> 01:49:15,840
[Music]
1960
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:17,440
go on beat it
1961
01:49:17,440 --> 01:49:21,280
you're getting feathers in my honey
1962
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:22,719
[Music]
1963
01:49:22,719 --> 01:49:26,360
get out
1964
01:49:32,480 --> 01:49:34,510
ugh
1965
01:49:34,510 --> 01:49:37,650
[Applause]
1966
01:49:37,650 --> 01:49:40,260
[Laughter]
1967
01:49:40,260 --> 01:49:46,830
[Music]
1968
01:49:52,670 --> 01:49:59,840
[Music]
1969
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:03,229
[Applause]
1970
01:50:03,290 --> 01:50:08,279
[Music]
1971
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:12,000
so that's where you are eh
1972
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:16,199
well take this
1973
01:50:20,270 --> 01:50:23,939
[Music]
1974
01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:32,560
[Music]
1975
01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:33,920
oh boy
1976
01:50:33,920 --> 01:50:37,490
that was a glass one
1977
01:50:37,490 --> 01:50:38,719
[Music]
1978
01:50:38,719 --> 01:50:41,360
maybe this'll pound some sense into your
1979
01:50:41,360 --> 01:50:44,170
head
1980
01:50:44,170 --> 01:50:57,099
[Music]
1981
01:51:01,080 --> 01:51:11,299
[Music]
1982
01:51:12,639 --> 01:51:14,420
so
1983
01:51:14,420 --> 01:51:25,560
[Music]
1984
01:51:31,670 --> 01:51:35,199
[Music]
1985
01:51:35,199 --> 01:51:38,719
i'll fix him
1986
01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:46,000
[Music]
1987
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:49,480
oh no
1988
01:51:54,000 --> 01:51:55,520
oh yeah
1989
01:51:55,520 --> 01:51:59,239
that's perfect
1990
01:52:05,119 --> 01:52:08,070
yes
1991
01:52:08,070 --> 01:52:17,909
[Music]
1992
01:52:25,290 --> 01:52:29,510
[Music]
1993
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:35,840
[Music]
1994
01:52:35,840 --> 01:52:38,159
oh
1995
01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:42,400
do you have a hunting license
1996
01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:44,480
no i don't
1997
01:52:44,480 --> 01:52:46,719
well here's one
1998
01:52:46,719 --> 01:52:49,840
now go get em boy
1999
01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:51,940
with pleasure
2000
01:52:51,940 --> 01:53:01,250
[Music]
2001
01:53:02,320 --> 01:53:05,320
so
2002
01:53:05,350 --> 01:53:22,430
[Music]
2003
01:53:22,639 --> 01:53:25,119
dirty pierre le punk had escaped from
2004
01:53:25,119 --> 01:53:27,199
prison and i was assigned to bring him
2005
01:53:27,199 --> 01:53:29,199
in my instructions were to meet a
2006
01:53:29,199 --> 01:53:31,040
special agent in front of an old
2007
01:53:31,040 --> 01:53:33,280
abandoned house where pierre was hiding
2008
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:34,800
out
2009
01:53:34,800 --> 01:53:37,679
good morning honorable inspector i am
2010
01:53:37,679 --> 01:53:40,639
charlie your special robot agent well
2011
01:53:40,639 --> 01:53:42,719
what do you know
2012
01:53:42,719 --> 01:53:44,639
an electronic cap
2013
01:53:44,639 --> 01:53:47,599
my computer brain can show you how to
2014
01:53:47,599 --> 01:53:50,800
put pierre back in who's gow why that's
2015
01:53:50,800 --> 01:53:53,800
incredible
2016
01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:58,080
okay charlie what is my first move
2017
01:53:58,080 --> 01:54:01,280
suggest best way to get here quick is
2018
01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:06,239
crashing door but use big stick
2019
01:54:07,040 --> 01:54:09,520
i'll have the handcuffs on that bum in a
2020
01:54:09,520 --> 01:54:11,110
matter of seconds
2021
01:54:11,110 --> 01:54:23,679
[Music]
2022
01:54:23,679 --> 01:54:26,960
oh make slight miscalculation so sorry
2023
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:29,840
please suggest you use pineapple but
2024
01:54:29,840 --> 01:54:32,320
without carriage cheese
2025
01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:36,800
[Music]
2026
01:54:36,800 --> 01:54:38,870
hmm
2027
01:54:38,870 --> 01:54:57,719
[Music]
2028
01:54:58,880 --> 01:55:01,920
when planned bomb out get whirlybird and
2029
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:05,719
drop bomb in
2030
01:55:05,740 --> 01:55:18,840
[Music]
2031
01:55:21,150 --> 01:55:31,440
[Music]
2032
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:33,760
note honorable inspector have stiff
2033
01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:36,480
upper lip and hard set jaw but to catch
2034
01:55:36,480 --> 01:55:38,800
hardened criminal must have concrete
2035
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:41,520
idea suggest you project self through
2036
01:55:41,520 --> 01:55:46,960
window with rocket and suck it to him
2037
01:55:46,960 --> 01:56:01,240
[Music]
2038
01:56:03,540 --> 01:56:04,780
[Music]
2039
01:56:04,780 --> 01:56:07,199
[Applause]
2040
01:56:07,199 --> 01:56:10,080
confucius say best way to finish off
2041
01:56:10,080 --> 01:56:13,520
dirty routes is chop down tree and bash
2042
01:56:13,520 --> 01:56:15,730
in house
2043
01:56:15,730 --> 01:56:27,480
[Music]
2044
01:56:27,480 --> 01:56:29,120
[Applause]
2045
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:33,599
[Music]
2046
01:56:33,599 --> 01:56:36,800
when previous plan backfire next move is
2047
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:39,130
on high wire
2048
01:56:39,130 --> 01:56:49,479
[Music]
2049
01:56:52,239 --> 01:56:55,239
one
2050
01:57:01,280 --> 01:57:05,280
[Music]
2051
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:07,199
must never give up hope
2052
01:57:07,199 --> 01:57:10,020
this time use lasso rope
2053
01:57:10,020 --> 01:57:27,040
[Music]
2054
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:30,040
oh
2055
01:57:33,330 --> 01:57:36,420
[Music]
2056
01:57:45,679 --> 01:57:48,639
this operation called kaboom guaranteed
2057
01:57:48,639 --> 01:57:51,840
to seal crook's doom
2058
01:57:51,840 --> 01:57:54,320
but i'm warning you if this plan doesn't
2059
01:57:54,320 --> 01:57:57,920
work i'll tear out your transistors one
2060
01:57:57,920 --> 01:58:00,880
by one
2061
01:58:05,360 --> 01:58:08,239
they don't call me dirty pierre just for
2062
01:58:08,239 --> 01:58:10,170
kicks you know
2063
01:58:10,170 --> 01:58:17,760
[Music]
2064
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:20,159
i was to meet honorable inspector in
2065
01:58:20,159 --> 01:58:22,800
front of house
2066
01:58:22,800 --> 01:58:23,920
aha
2067
01:58:23,920 --> 01:58:27,119
here he comes now
2068
01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:30,719
and show you how to save wear and tear
2069
01:58:30,719 --> 01:58:34,000
have great idea on how to catch pierre
2070
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:37,840
why you dirty i'll show you some wear
2071
01:58:37,840 --> 01:58:38,860
and tear
2072
01:58:38,860 --> 01:58:41,889
[Music]
2073
01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:45,450
better to split in than have split head
2074
01:58:45,450 --> 01:58:46,719
[Music]
2075
01:58:46,719 --> 01:58:51,300
come back here you mechanical maniacs
2076
01:58:51,300 --> 01:59:25,490
[Music]
2077
01:59:26,080 --> 01:59:28,400
the entire affair began on a thursday
2078
01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:30,159
evening when i received an urgent call
2079
01:59:30,159 --> 01:59:32,080
from the commissioner summoning me to
2080
01:59:32,080 --> 01:59:33,360
head cutters
2081
01:59:33,360 --> 01:59:36,159
inspector read this
2082
01:59:36,159 --> 01:59:39,119
tonight i shall add the louvre to my art
2083
01:59:39,119 --> 01:59:41,040
collection signed
2084
01:59:41,040 --> 01:59:42,239
the blooch
2085
01:59:42,239 --> 01:59:44,159
do we have a mug shot of this blooch
2086
01:59:44,159 --> 01:59:46,560
fellow there was a photo of him on my
2087
01:59:46,560 --> 01:59:48,960
desk
2088
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:52,639
yeah i have never seen such a bleachy
2089
01:59:52,639 --> 01:59:56,159
mess that is my wife you fool this is
2090
01:59:56,159 --> 01:59:58,320
the blotch
2091
01:59:58,320 --> 02:00:00,639
yes of course i'm very familiar with
2092
02:00:00,639 --> 02:00:02,719
this type of criminal face
2093
02:00:02,719 --> 02:00:04,880
i am assigning you and sergeant doodoo
2094
02:00:04,880 --> 02:00:07,280
to spend the night in the loop you must
2095
02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:10,000
guard those priceless art treasures and
2096
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:12,960
i warn
2097
02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:16,320
a very good sarah
2098
02:00:16,390 --> 02:00:23,040
[Music]
2099
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:25,920
did you lock all the doors judo c
2100
02:00:25,920 --> 02:00:28,080
don't say c say we
2101
02:00:28,080 --> 02:00:30,880
see i mean we are the only ones here in
2102
02:00:30,880 --> 02:00:31,920
the labor
2103
02:00:31,920 --> 02:00:35,280
don't say leave her say louisville over
2104
02:00:35,280 --> 02:00:36,880
never mind
2105
02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:39,280
look at that some sloppy artists left a
2106
02:00:39,280 --> 02:00:42,719
bleach of paint right on the floor
2107
02:00:45,280 --> 02:00:48,400
did you hear that judo
2108
02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:51,119
hey there must be someone else here in
2109
02:00:51,119 --> 02:00:52,239
the label
2110
02:00:52,239 --> 02:00:54,960
i'll do the deducting you do you can
2111
02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:56,880
please go guard the stairs
2112
02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:58,719
see
2113
02:00:58,719 --> 02:01:00,239
why anyone would want to steal a
2114
02:01:00,239 --> 02:01:02,560
painting like that i'll never know
2115
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:05,199
however no one is going to steal
2116
02:01:05,199 --> 02:01:07,760
anything behind my back
2117
02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:15,119
[Music]
2118
02:01:15,119 --> 02:01:17,519
she is
2119
02:01:18,239 --> 02:01:20,480
me and the inspector had a hard time
2120
02:01:20,480 --> 02:01:22,960
keeping our eyes and the picture because
2121
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:24,960
they were moving pictures
2122
02:01:24,960 --> 02:01:28,000
of course they move off one wall
2123
02:01:28,000 --> 02:01:30,400
and then we turn our back for just one
2124
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:33,760
momento caramba they move again quick
2125
02:01:33,760 --> 02:01:35,679
black all these sections
2126
02:01:35,679 --> 02:01:38,080
i block all the experts except one
2127
02:01:38,080 --> 02:01:41,679
unlucky one that i didn't see i mean we
2128
02:01:41,679 --> 02:01:44,080
oh they have bloodshot he keeps seeing
2129
02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:45,360
the pictures
2130
02:01:45,360 --> 02:01:48,159
big ones and the little ones he got from
2131
02:01:48,159 --> 02:01:51,520
the inspector's wallet oh boy has he
2132
02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:55,000
ever met
2133
02:01:56,820 --> 02:02:07,079
[Music]
2134
02:02:07,119 --> 02:02:09,520
all right you slippery bleach put up
2135
02:02:09,520 --> 02:02:11,599
your hands
2136
02:02:11,599 --> 02:02:12,880
aha
2137
02:02:12,880 --> 02:02:15,760
stop your thing
2138
02:02:17,119 --> 02:02:18,640
the inspector i got
2139
02:02:18,640 --> 02:02:26,740
[Music]
2140
02:02:27,199 --> 02:02:29,760
hey inspector here's a picture of you
2141
02:02:29,760 --> 02:02:35,239
and he said good one don't buy rembrandt
2142
02:02:37,080 --> 02:02:52,639
[Music]
2143
02:02:52,639 --> 02:02:54,400
quick we'll trap him at the top of the
2144
02:02:54,400 --> 02:02:56,879
stairs
2145
02:02:58,480 --> 02:03:01,199
i warn you blooch one false move and
2146
02:03:01,199 --> 02:03:03,440
i'll give you such a karate chap that
2147
02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:06,480
will split you in two
2148
02:03:06,480 --> 02:03:09,970
okay you asked for it
2149
02:03:09,970 --> 02:03:17,790
[Music]
2150
02:03:20,820 --> 02:03:23,760
[Music]
2151
02:03:23,760 --> 02:03:25,199
inspector
2152
02:03:25,199 --> 02:03:30,320
is this a good time to take aca stuff
2153
02:03:31,119 --> 02:03:33,920
now remember judo the alert
2154
02:03:33,920 --> 02:03:35,760
the blooch is an insidious type that
2155
02:03:35,760 --> 02:03:38,880
will sneak up behind
2156
02:03:40,840 --> 02:03:44,960
you a thousand pardon inspector i didn't
2157
02:03:44,960 --> 02:03:47,040
know it was you
2158
02:03:47,040 --> 02:03:49,360
who did you think it was
2159
02:03:49,360 --> 02:03:52,639
i thought it was him
2160
02:03:52,880 --> 02:03:55,440
quick give me your gun hold or i'll
2161
02:03:55,440 --> 02:03:56,370
shoot
2162
02:03:56,370 --> 02:03:58,960
[Music]
2163
02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:01,270
hey did you get him inspector
2164
02:04:01,270 --> 02:04:08,189
[Music]
2165
02:04:08,320 --> 02:04:10,480
blooch finally finished his dirty work
2166
02:04:10,480 --> 02:04:12,320
but only after he had cleaned out the
2167
02:04:12,320 --> 02:04:14,159
louvre which
2168
02:04:14,159 --> 02:04:15,679
unhappily left me to face the
2169
02:04:15,679 --> 02:04:18,560
commissioner's wrath
2170
02:04:20,480 --> 02:04:24,239
oh you stupid idiot if those paintings
2171
02:04:24,239 --> 02:04:26,000
are not back in the loop when the doors
2172
02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:28,239
open at eight o'clock in the morning the
2173
02:04:28,239 --> 02:04:30,560
french police will be the laughing stock
2174
02:04:30,560 --> 02:04:33,920
of all europe and you will never laugh
2175
02:04:33,920 --> 02:04:38,060
again as long as i live
2176
02:04:38,060 --> 02:04:40,639
[Music]
2177
02:04:40,639 --> 02:04:42,840
i discovered how to replace
2178
02:04:42,840 --> 02:04:45,760
4254 masterpieces before eight in the
2179
02:04:45,760 --> 02:04:47,770
morning was no easy matter
2180
02:04:47,770 --> 02:04:50,889
[Music]
2181
02:04:51,040 --> 02:04:52,960
judo would you please stop that
2182
02:04:52,960 --> 02:04:54,400
whistling
2183
02:04:54,400 --> 02:04:57,119
but you told me i'm supposed to be a
2184
02:04:57,119 --> 02:05:00,679
whistling mother
2185
02:05:02,050 --> 02:05:09,079
[Music]
2186
02:05:11,410 --> 02:05:24,560
[Music]
2187
02:05:24,560 --> 02:05:25,670
so
2188
02:05:25,670 --> 02:05:30,760
[Music]
2189
02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:36,480
the entire affair began when i was in
2190
02:05:36,480 --> 02:05:38,400
the police gymnasium giving sergeant
2191
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:41,760
juju a lesson in the art of self-defense
2192
02:05:41,760 --> 02:05:43,280
now sergeant let's pretend you are a
2193
02:05:43,280 --> 02:05:44,159
criminal
2194
02:05:44,159 --> 02:05:45,920
and you're sneaking up behind me with a
2195
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:48,079
pistol i'll pretend to be reading a
2196
02:05:48,079 --> 02:05:49,920
newspaper
2197
02:05:49,920 --> 02:05:52,719
see inspector don't pee
2198
02:05:52,719 --> 02:05:54,079
okay
2199
02:05:54,079 --> 02:05:57,599
i'm snooking up on you now
2200
02:05:57,599 --> 02:06:00,639
all right fletchford the is up
2201
02:06:00,639 --> 02:06:01,520
now
2202
02:06:01,520 --> 02:06:03,520
first i would grab his arm like this
2203
02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:05,360
then i would do this
2204
02:06:05,360 --> 02:06:06,960
and this
2205
02:06:06,960 --> 02:06:09,199
then a little bit of this
2206
02:06:09,199 --> 02:06:12,000
and a touch of this
2207
02:06:12,000 --> 02:06:14,560
and if he still resisted i would give
2208
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:18,159
him this and this
2209
02:06:18,159 --> 02:06:20,480
i'm one like this
2210
02:06:20,480 --> 02:06:23,040
then if he didn't surrender peacefully i
2211
02:06:23,040 --> 02:06:27,360
would finish him up like this
2212
02:06:28,960 --> 02:06:30,639
any questions
2213
02:06:30,639 --> 02:06:32,000
see
2214
02:06:32,000 --> 02:06:34,450
how do i join the peace corps
2215
02:06:34,450 --> 02:06:37,520
[Music]
2216
02:06:37,520 --> 02:06:40,159
hello oh yes commissioner you say a
2217
02:06:40,159 --> 02:06:42,400
shipload of bananas was hijacked yeah
2218
02:06:42,400 --> 02:06:43,440
hmm
2219
02:06:43,440 --> 02:06:45,679
probably the work of a gang
2220
02:06:45,679 --> 02:06:47,360
very good sir sergeant judo and i will
2221
02:06:47,360 --> 02:06:49,599
get right on it yes sir of course that's
2222
02:06:49,599 --> 02:06:50,960
you
2223
02:06:50,960 --> 02:06:55,040
well sergeant we have work to do
2224
02:06:55,520 --> 02:06:58,320
just a gentle reminder sergente always
2225
02:06:58,320 --> 02:07:01,960
be alert my boy
2226
02:07:12,960 --> 02:07:15,440
judy where have you been i told you to
2227
02:07:15,440 --> 02:07:17,520
stay in your room you want to get nabbed
2228
02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:19,679
and tossed in the zoo oh you're a
2229
02:07:19,679 --> 02:07:22,960
naughty one you are pinching bananas i
2230
02:07:22,960 --> 02:07:25,360
thought you had better sex
2231
02:07:25,360 --> 02:07:27,599
now you're getting that the room in four
2232
02:07:27,599 --> 02:07:29,760
years of peabody i'll give you a lump on
2233
02:07:29,760 --> 02:07:33,280
your cocoa now go all shake a hairy leg
2234
02:07:33,280 --> 02:07:34,560
[Music]
2235
02:07:34,560 --> 02:07:36,880
my unerring powers of deduction finally
2236
02:07:36,880 --> 02:07:40,000
led us to the gang's hideout
2237
02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:42,079
wait here judo i'm going to attend to
2238
02:07:42,079 --> 02:07:44,239
these scandals personally
2239
02:07:44,239 --> 02:07:47,839
if i need you i'll whistle
2240
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:52,159
oh boy oh boy the whole jack hackers are
2241
02:07:52,159 --> 02:07:54,400
really going to get it now
2242
02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:57,119
that inspector boy he's so strong you
2243
02:07:57,119 --> 02:07:58,300
know
2244
02:07:58,300 --> 02:08:00,079
[Music]
2245
02:08:00,079 --> 02:08:04,560
all right up and up this is the police
2246
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:07,440
i ain't done nothing honest governor i'm
2247
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:09,199
clean i am
2248
02:08:09,199 --> 02:08:12,239
perhaps this will refresh your memory
2249
02:08:12,239 --> 02:08:13,119
oh
2250
02:08:13,119 --> 02:08:15,440
hi it looks like one of them things they
2251
02:08:15,440 --> 02:08:18,239
raps bananas then down
2252
02:08:18,239 --> 02:08:20,719
yes my friend and i intend to wrap up my
2253
02:08:20,719 --> 02:08:23,199
case against you with it
2254
02:08:23,199 --> 02:08:25,040
now you come along quietly
2255
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:28,239
you ain't wrapping me in no banana pale
2256
02:08:28,239 --> 02:08:30,719
i got me right so yeah
2257
02:08:30,719 --> 02:08:32,719
you've had your chance to come quietly
2258
02:08:32,719 --> 02:08:35,440
now i shall have to use force on you oh
2259
02:08:35,440 --> 02:08:38,079
don't hit me governor i'm innocent i am
2260
02:08:38,079 --> 02:08:40,159
i don't want to fight
2261
02:08:40,159 --> 02:08:41,920
here here go ahead i'll give you the
2262
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:43,520
first blow
2263
02:08:43,520 --> 02:08:47,599
oh that's a tempting offer but i decline
2264
02:08:47,599 --> 02:08:52,079
hit me will you praise your yellow swine
2265
02:08:53,760 --> 02:08:55,199
oh boy
2266
02:08:55,199 --> 02:08:57,520
this sounds like the inspector really
2267
02:08:57,520 --> 02:09:00,960
fixing those guys good
2268
02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:04,880
remember if you need me just whistle
2269
02:09:04,880 --> 02:09:07,280
don't worry i can't handle him i just
2270
02:09:07,280 --> 02:09:10,079
tripped on the rogue
2271
02:09:10,159 --> 02:09:14,639
spectre is my hero he's so strong
2272
02:09:14,639 --> 02:09:16,800
you miserable swine you and your lucky
2273
02:09:16,800 --> 02:09:18,639
punchers eh you let me see you do that
2274
02:09:18,639 --> 02:09:20,010
again
2275
02:09:20,010 --> 02:09:24,039
[Music]
2276
02:09:26,159 --> 02:09:29,360
hey if you need me just whistle
2277
02:09:29,360 --> 02:09:33,639
now you want some more eggs
2278
02:09:35,920 --> 02:09:37,420
just whistle
2279
02:09:37,420 --> 02:09:42,320
[Music]
2280
02:09:42,320 --> 02:09:43,840
now remember
2281
02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:46,840
whistle
2282
02:09:48,159 --> 02:09:52,239
i wonder why he lost him whistle
2283
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:58,450
you don't have no time to whistle up
2284
02:09:58,450 --> 02:10:04,560
[Music]
2285
02:10:04,560 --> 02:10:08,719
i warn you you dirty guys i'm coming out
2286
02:10:08,719 --> 02:10:13,390
there no boy are you going to get it
2287
02:10:13,390 --> 02:10:16,079
[Music]
2288
02:10:16,079 --> 02:10:19,280
all right copper what do you want
2289
02:10:19,280 --> 02:10:22,079
okay where is the gang now of jack
2290
02:10:22,079 --> 02:10:23,199
hikers
2291
02:10:23,199 --> 02:10:29,079
there ain't no gang up here it's just me
2292
02:10:31,199 --> 02:10:33,920
so what are you gonna do about today
2293
02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:36,079
why you dirty leo
2294
02:10:36,079 --> 02:10:38,400
i'll teach you
2295
02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:40,880
how do you like these bananas
2296
02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:44,079
oh cut it out take it easy government
2297
02:10:44,079 --> 02:10:46,880
don't hit me again i bad it i surrender
2298
02:10:46,880 --> 02:10:48,400
i do
2299
02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:50,159
i'll teach you not to beat off the
2300
02:10:50,159 --> 02:10:53,280
inspector he's my hero
2301
02:10:53,280 --> 02:10:56,079
hey inspector i capture this one man
2302
02:10:56,079 --> 02:10:58,320
gang who beat you up with all those
2303
02:10:58,320 --> 02:11:00,079
lucky punches you know
2304
02:11:00,079 --> 02:11:03,679
come on loki is there a boost for you
2305
02:11:03,679 --> 02:11:07,520
yeah yeah troublemaker
2306
02:11:08,560 --> 02:11:10,480
that's sergeant dudu
2307
02:11:10,480 --> 02:11:12,000
he's my hero
2308
02:11:12,000 --> 02:11:15,320
so strong
2309
02:11:16,690 --> 02:11:46,849
[Music]
2310
02:11:48,880 --> 02:11:52,000
the entire affair began as usual in the
2311
02:11:52,000 --> 02:11:53,599
commissioner's office
2312
02:11:53,599 --> 02:11:56,239
you are to go to the rue skid row and
2313
02:11:56,239 --> 02:11:58,880
meet this agent he has information that
2314
02:11:58,880 --> 02:12:01,920
your life is in danger what i've read
2315
02:12:01,920 --> 02:12:03,760
books about these secret agents they are
2316
02:12:03,760 --> 02:12:06,159
immoral and untrustworthy and refuse to
2317
02:12:06,159 --> 02:12:08,639
deal with them lower your voice when you
2318
02:12:08,639 --> 02:12:11,360
yell at me now get down to skid row
2319
02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:13,280
without another world
2320
02:12:13,280 --> 02:12:15,599
yes of course commissioner yes sir i'm
2321
02:12:15,599 --> 02:12:18,560
very yes at once please
2322
02:12:18,560 --> 02:12:21,679
you big bumps over stuffed worries i
2323
02:12:21,679 --> 02:12:23,679
heard that
2324
02:12:23,679 --> 02:12:25,599
now get to work
2325
02:12:25,599 --> 02:12:27,840
yes so
2326
02:12:27,840 --> 02:12:29,440
this must be the place where we are to
2327
02:12:29,440 --> 02:12:32,079
meet that agent you do remember these
2328
02:12:32,079 --> 02:12:34,000
waterfront dives are very dangerous
2329
02:12:34,000 --> 02:12:37,440
places especially for policemen
2330
02:12:37,440 --> 02:12:39,599
that's why we are in disguise
2331
02:12:39,599 --> 02:12:43,040
so keep your mouth shut your eyes open
2332
02:12:43,040 --> 02:12:46,400
and your nose clean
2333
02:12:47,199 --> 02:12:49,280
what are you trying to do attract
2334
02:12:49,280 --> 02:12:52,560
attention and income poop i was only
2335
02:12:52,560 --> 02:12:55,679
keeping my nose open my ears shut in my
2336
02:12:55,679 --> 02:12:57,599
mouth clean i
2337
02:12:57,599 --> 02:13:01,560
don't think i need an operation
2338
02:13:02,880 --> 02:13:05,040
you know in a place like this a person
2339
02:13:05,040 --> 02:13:07,199
could get his throat slit
2340
02:13:07,199 --> 02:13:09,840
what it will be have a lot of slit i
2341
02:13:09,840 --> 02:13:12,560
mean split i don't know what i mean you
2342
02:13:12,560 --> 02:13:15,599
know i wish i was someplace else at home
2343
02:13:15,599 --> 02:13:17,760
one banana
2344
02:13:17,760 --> 02:13:19,540
one split
2345
02:13:19,540 --> 02:13:20,719
[Applause]
2346
02:13:20,719 --> 02:13:23,280
dirty frank including the table
2347
02:13:23,280 --> 02:13:25,520
why don't you learn to keep your big
2348
02:13:25,520 --> 02:13:28,320
spanish mouth shut
2349
02:13:28,320 --> 02:13:31,599
see he's no fun being me and every
2350
02:13:31,599 --> 02:13:34,719
morning have to shave a blubbers mouth
2351
02:13:34,719 --> 02:13:37,040
i love baby
2352
02:13:37,040 --> 02:13:40,000
well you've been all my life
2353
02:13:40,000 --> 02:13:43,760
oh you're so strong and domineering
2354
02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:47,040
i'll bet you got a girl in every report
2355
02:13:47,040 --> 02:13:49,119
but don't tell me about them or i will
2356
02:13:49,119 --> 02:13:51,440
get very jealous
2357
02:13:51,440 --> 02:13:54,560
how about you buy me a little drink no
2358
02:13:54,560 --> 02:13:56,560
may i remind you that you're still on
2359
02:13:56,560 --> 02:14:01,040
duty silent sergeant
2360
02:14:01,620 --> 02:14:07,120
[Music]
2361
02:14:08,400 --> 02:14:12,639
remember my big spanish mouth well she's
2362
02:14:12,639 --> 02:14:15,679
not so lonely now quiet
2363
02:14:15,679 --> 02:14:18,400
concentrate on running
2364
02:14:18,400 --> 02:14:20,159
a message from the elusive agent
2365
02:14:20,159 --> 02:14:22,480
suggested it would be safer if we met in
2366
02:14:22,480 --> 02:14:23,679
switzerland
2367
02:14:23,679 --> 02:14:26,880
if anyone asks you we are here to ski
2368
02:14:26,880 --> 02:14:27,679
c
2369
02:14:27,679 --> 02:14:29,119
not c
2370
02:14:29,119 --> 02:14:30,560
ski
2371
02:14:30,560 --> 02:14:32,610
ski senor
2372
02:14:32,610 --> 02:14:39,599
[Music]
2373
02:14:39,599 --> 02:14:42,560
holy free holy all of a sudden i'm
2374
02:14:42,560 --> 02:14:44,000
squeezing
2375
02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:47,119
five seconds ago i don't know how
2376
02:14:47,119 --> 02:14:48,800
now i'm doing it
2377
02:14:48,800 --> 02:14:51,119
i still don't know how
2378
02:14:51,119 --> 02:14:53,840
oh i'm running out of
2379
02:14:53,840 --> 02:14:56,159
oh
2380
02:14:56,480 --> 02:15:01,199
hey inspector you skis and downside up
2381
02:15:01,599 --> 02:15:05,920
hey inspector wait for me
2382
02:15:06,480 --> 02:15:09,840
and second thoughts don't
2383
02:15:09,840 --> 02:15:12,560
this indecisive agent next decided it
2384
02:15:12,560 --> 02:15:15,199
would be safer to meet in london
2385
02:15:15,199 --> 02:15:18,079
what puzzles me is why any sensible
2386
02:15:18,079 --> 02:15:20,079
secret agent would want to meet us at
2387
02:15:20,079 --> 02:15:23,900
2am in piccadilly circus
2388
02:15:23,900 --> 02:15:27,019
[Applause]
2389
02:15:30,960 --> 02:15:34,480
i say governor have an accident no
2390
02:15:34,480 --> 02:15:37,040
thanks we just had one
2391
02:15:37,040 --> 02:15:39,119
elusive agent decided to meet with us
2392
02:15:39,119 --> 02:15:41,920
beneath the bridge of size in venice
2393
02:15:41,920 --> 02:15:45,679
three jingle bells and all swell
2394
02:15:45,679 --> 02:15:48,679
silence
2395
02:15:51,760 --> 02:15:55,119
sacred pink it can be
2396
02:15:57,520 --> 02:16:00,470
dots dare send up a distress signal
2397
02:16:00,470 --> 02:16:02,000
[Music]
2398
02:16:02,000 --> 02:16:03,679
despite the primitive australian
2399
02:16:03,679 --> 02:16:06,079
transportation we were closing in on the
2400
02:16:06,079 --> 02:16:07,920
mysterious agent
2401
02:16:07,920 --> 02:16:11,840
he's just ahead of us on a motorbike
2402
02:16:13,280 --> 02:16:15,119
this agent must have a hole in his
2403
02:16:15,119 --> 02:16:16,400
launch bay
2404
02:16:16,400 --> 02:16:19,839
mosh you big feather duster
2405
02:16:20,159 --> 02:16:23,920
don't eat that that's a hand grenade
2406
02:16:24,079 --> 02:16:26,630
run for your life due to holy free holy
2407
02:16:26,630 --> 02:16:28,320
[Music]
2408
02:16:28,320 --> 02:16:32,730
shoot shoot go away guy away
2409
02:16:32,730 --> 02:16:43,599
[Music]
2410
02:16:43,599 --> 02:16:45,599
on the outskirts of nairobi i had the
2411
02:16:45,599 --> 02:16:48,718
feeling we were getting warm
2412
02:16:48,718 --> 02:16:52,799
at last we meet mr secret agent secret
2413
02:16:52,799 --> 02:16:54,799
agent no
2414
02:16:54,799 --> 02:16:59,200
insurance agent yes my card
2415
02:16:59,200 --> 02:17:02,398
you arranged all those disasters
2416
02:17:02,398 --> 02:17:04,398
merely to demonstrate the everyday
2417
02:17:04,398 --> 02:17:06,959
hazards of police work
2418
02:17:06,959 --> 02:17:09,519
this policy will cover you completely
2419
02:17:09,519 --> 02:17:13,200
sign here i will cover you completely
2420
02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:15,840
with bruises
2421
02:17:16,959 --> 02:17:18,160
inspector
2422
02:17:18,160 --> 02:17:21,840
maybe you should sign the policy
2423
02:17:22,959 --> 02:17:26,438
the pin please
2424
02:17:26,530 --> 02:17:57,969
[Music]
2425
02:18:01,120 --> 02:18:03,359
it was paris in the spring and the purse
2426
02:18:03,359 --> 02:18:05,840
snatchers were out in full bloom
2427
02:18:05,840 --> 02:18:08,080
one purse snatcher in particular the
2428
02:18:08,080 --> 02:18:10,558
commissioner was anxious to catch he was
2429
02:18:10,558 --> 02:18:13,359
operating in the fashionable hotel deal
2430
02:18:13,359 --> 02:18:17,519
why is it important i lived here and the
2431
02:18:17,519 --> 02:18:20,000
thief had the audacity to steal the
2432
02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:25,160
purse belonging to my wife
2433
02:18:26,318 --> 02:18:28,240
it's nothing sir you just have some
2434
02:18:28,240 --> 02:18:31,679
first natural stuff in your hand
2435
02:18:32,080 --> 02:18:34,318
don't bother me you do my career depends
2436
02:18:34,318 --> 02:18:36,799
upon catching this purse snatcher
2437
02:18:36,799 --> 02:18:40,080
what if he was to dress up as a woman he
2438
02:18:40,080 --> 02:18:41,840
wouldn't know the difference and would
2439
02:18:41,840 --> 02:18:44,638
snatch in your purse and you could name
2440
02:18:44,638 --> 02:18:47,920
him that's a very good idea to do
2441
02:18:47,920 --> 02:18:51,439
it's disgusting i will not wear this
2442
02:18:51,439 --> 02:18:53,359
ridiculous disguise
2443
02:18:53,359 --> 02:18:55,359
still it's a good idea
2444
02:18:55,359 --> 02:18:59,280
so you dress like a woman me don't argue
2445
02:18:59,280 --> 02:19:01,040
that's an order
2446
02:19:01,040 --> 02:19:04,840
i wish when i thunk off this idea that i
2447
02:19:04,840 --> 02:19:06,398
didn't
2448
02:19:06,398 --> 02:19:08,398
now i must get out of this outrageous
2449
02:19:08,398 --> 02:19:12,240
costume before inspector are you there
2450
02:19:12,240 --> 02:19:13,120
oh
2451
02:19:13,120 --> 02:19:17,120
i beg your pardon mumsel
2452
02:19:17,200 --> 02:19:18,478
you are
2453
02:19:18,478 --> 02:19:22,478
friend all the inspectors of course
2454
02:19:22,478 --> 02:19:27,519
you must be the inspector sister
2455
02:19:28,398 --> 02:19:33,840
my profound pleasure mum said
2456
02:19:33,840 --> 02:19:37,219
[Music]
2457
02:19:40,160 --> 02:19:43,519
i had the inspector page three times now
2458
02:19:43,519 --> 02:19:49,160
where can he be wishing without him
2459
02:19:49,920 --> 02:19:52,640
i want you to look upon me as a friend
2460
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:56,399
my dear and i will look upon you as
2461
02:19:56,399 --> 02:19:58,000
my wife
2462
02:19:58,000 --> 02:19:59,600
oh no i'm afraid that's out of the
2463
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:02,720
question my wife bridge club just came
2464
02:20:02,720 --> 02:20:03,760
in
2465
02:20:03,760 --> 02:20:06,640
we have got to get out of here
2466
02:20:06,640 --> 02:20:09,350
we've decided to eat out
2467
02:20:09,350 --> 02:20:13,680
[Music]
2468
02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:14,640
oh
2469
02:20:14,640 --> 02:20:17,439
that was quick thinking
2470
02:20:17,439 --> 02:20:20,399
now we must be realistic
2471
02:20:20,399 --> 02:20:25,260
we have gone to the parting of the waves
2472
02:20:25,260 --> 02:20:29,520
[Music]
2473
02:20:29,520 --> 02:20:32,479
what happened to your skirt come with me
2474
02:20:32,479 --> 02:20:34,720
i will get you one of my wife's skirts
2475
02:20:34,720 --> 02:20:36,720
from my apartment
2476
02:20:36,720 --> 02:20:38,560
i'll see if i can find something that
2477
02:20:38,560 --> 02:20:40,000
will fit you
2478
02:20:40,000 --> 02:20:42,960
is that you already oh
2479
02:20:42,960 --> 02:20:46,479
there i believe this one should fit you
2480
02:20:46,479 --> 02:20:49,120
my love
2481
02:20:49,120 --> 02:20:52,000
what are you doing home
2482
02:20:52,000 --> 02:20:54,000
i have a headache
2483
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:56,080
what are you doing home
2484
02:20:56,080 --> 02:20:58,640
yeah i have a headache too i'll open the
2485
02:20:58,640 --> 02:21:02,550
drapes and let some fresh air in here
2486
02:21:02,550 --> 02:21:04,479
[Music]
2487
02:21:04,479 --> 02:21:08,560
open the door i'll give you a headache
2488
02:21:08,560 --> 02:21:10,720
this stupid disguise i've got to get out
2489
02:21:10,720 --> 02:21:12,800
of here
2490
02:21:12,800 --> 02:21:14,479
inspector
2491
02:21:14,479 --> 02:21:16,640
what are you doing here
2492
02:21:16,640 --> 02:21:18,240
would you believe i'm looking for a
2493
02:21:18,240 --> 02:21:21,040
purse snatcher would you believe i am
2494
02:21:21,040 --> 02:21:23,120
going to kill you
2495
02:21:23,120 --> 02:21:25,760
where is that brother of yours
2496
02:21:25,760 --> 02:21:27,760
where is that woman
2497
02:21:27,760 --> 02:21:29,760
what
2498
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:31,580
there is no woman in here
2499
02:21:31,580 --> 02:21:33,120
[Music]
2500
02:21:33,120 --> 02:21:37,180
no a woman who was that alice
2501
02:21:37,180 --> 02:21:47,120
[Music]
2502
02:21:51,280 --> 02:21:53,920
you've got the flesh filled with them
2503
02:21:53,920 --> 02:21:56,880
almost here put that ways down and let
2504
02:21:56,880 --> 02:22:01,519
us discuss this like civilized people
2505
02:22:03,439 --> 02:22:06,479
believe me sir i can explain
2506
02:22:06,479 --> 02:22:10,479
you can explain after i kill you
2507
02:22:10,479 --> 02:22:14,260
i am going to evoke the unwritten law
2508
02:22:14,260 --> 02:22:17,319
[Music]
2509
02:22:19,040 --> 02:22:21,600
don't hide that divorce italian style
2510
02:22:21,600 --> 02:22:22,880
stuff with me
2511
02:22:22,880 --> 02:22:26,560
the treacherous inspector has been back
2512
02:22:26,560 --> 02:22:28,160
biting me
2513
02:22:28,160 --> 02:22:29,840
behind my back
2514
02:22:29,840 --> 02:22:33,439
that is not only an insult it is a lie
2515
02:22:33,439 --> 02:22:34,479
well
2516
02:22:34,479 --> 02:22:37,280
there is one simple way to prove it
2517
02:22:37,280 --> 02:22:41,120
the telephone i'm going to call him
2518
02:22:41,120 --> 02:22:45,040
if he is not in his office then he must
2519
02:22:45,040 --> 02:22:51,020
be here in which case he will suffer
2520
02:22:51,020 --> 02:22:51,850
[Applause]
2521
02:22:51,850 --> 02:22:56,720
[Music]
2522
02:22:56,720 --> 02:23:00,060
hello inspector speaking hello
2523
02:23:00,060 --> 02:23:04,539
[Music]
2524
02:23:05,120 --> 02:23:08,399
senor commissioner i wish to report i
2525
02:23:08,399 --> 02:23:11,760
captured the snatch person who are you
2526
02:23:11,760 --> 02:23:15,680
who me i'm my sister
2527
02:23:15,680 --> 02:23:17,840
certainly everybody around here seems to
2528
02:23:17,840 --> 02:23:19,600
have a sister
2529
02:23:19,600 --> 02:23:22,920
step in here i want to talk to you
2530
02:23:22,920 --> 02:23:24,800
[Music]
2531
02:23:24,800 --> 02:23:28,080
why my dear this is a surprise
2532
02:23:28,080 --> 02:23:32,359
you're true timing
2533
02:23:33,040 --> 02:23:35,200
boy the commissioner is sure having a
2534
02:23:35,200 --> 02:23:38,820
hard time squaring his triangles
2535
02:23:38,820 --> 02:24:13,759
[Music]
2536
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:16,880
on friday the 13th hassan the assassin
2537
02:24:16,880 --> 02:24:18,960
escaped from prison we had a tip that he
2538
02:24:18,960 --> 02:24:20,640
was hiding out in a condemned building
2539
02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:24,399
in a destructible section of the city
2540
02:24:26,399 --> 02:24:28,319
you wait here sergeant i can't handle
2541
02:24:28,319 --> 02:24:29,280
this
2542
02:24:29,280 --> 02:24:31,600
you better take this rabbit's foots
2543
02:24:31,600 --> 02:24:33,680
inspector
2544
02:24:33,680 --> 02:24:35,359
rabbit's foot
2545
02:24:35,359 --> 02:24:36,240
see
2546
02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:40,240
is friday the 13th which is very unlucky
2547
02:24:40,240 --> 02:24:42,399
how did a superstitious wretch like you
2548
02:24:42,399 --> 02:24:44,399
ever get into a modern streamline police
2549
02:24:44,399 --> 02:24:45,439
force
2550
02:24:45,439 --> 02:24:49,880
i don't need no rabbit's foot
2551
02:25:02,000 --> 02:25:03,760
i'll fix him
2552
02:25:03,760 --> 02:25:06,880
give me a hand grenade
2553
02:25:06,880 --> 02:25:10,839
also the rabbit's foot
2554
02:25:15,680 --> 02:25:18,319
all right you sneaky snack up there this
2555
02:25:18,319 --> 02:25:19,840
is the police
2556
02:25:19,840 --> 02:25:24,040
you might as well give up
2557
02:25:24,160 --> 02:25:25,040
so
2558
02:25:25,040 --> 02:25:27,359
that's the way you want to play huh very
2559
02:25:27,359 --> 02:25:32,200
well you asked for it
2560
02:25:35,870 --> 02:25:36,750
[Music]
2561
02:25:36,750 --> 02:25:38,280
[Applause]
2562
02:25:38,280 --> 02:25:38,550
[Music]
2563
02:25:38,550 --> 02:25:41,679
[Applause]
2564
02:25:52,319 --> 02:25:54,640
i'm going in after him you stay under
2565
02:25:54,640 --> 02:25:57,359
cover and cover me
2566
02:25:57,359 --> 02:25:58,960
hey inspector
2567
02:25:58,960 --> 02:26:02,880
you forgot the rabbit's foot
2568
02:26:03,280 --> 02:26:05,280
thanks
2569
02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:08,250
lots of very good luck to you
2570
02:26:08,250 --> 02:26:15,680
[Music]
2571
02:26:15,680 --> 02:26:18,380
treacherous swine
2572
02:26:18,380 --> 02:26:23,240
[Music]
2573
02:26:23,240 --> 02:26:25,040
[Applause]
2574
02:26:25,040 --> 02:26:28,350
arnold benedict
2575
02:26:28,350 --> 02:26:41,310
[Music]
2576
02:26:41,310 --> 02:26:45,609
[Applause]
2577
02:26:46,640 --> 02:26:49,200
hassan this is the last warning i
2578
02:26:49,200 --> 02:26:51,700
suggest that you surrender peacefully
2579
02:26:51,700 --> 02:26:54,919
[Music]
2580
02:26:55,200 --> 02:26:57,280
well dad settles it
2581
02:26:57,280 --> 02:26:59,600
now sergeant i want you to take this
2582
02:26:59,600 --> 02:27:02,640
pistol go over the top and wipe out that
2583
02:27:02,640 --> 02:27:04,250
machine gun nest huh
2584
02:27:04,250 --> 02:27:06,399
[Music]
2585
02:27:06,399 --> 02:27:08,800
that's an order sergeant
2586
02:27:08,800 --> 02:27:11,359
oh boy i wish i was in southern
2587
02:27:11,359 --> 02:27:15,880
barcelona or somewhere
2588
02:27:16,160 --> 02:27:17,359
ready
2589
02:27:17,359 --> 02:27:21,000
oh there you go
2590
02:27:23,130 --> 02:27:27,109
[Music]
2591
02:27:35,439 --> 02:27:38,080
all right you do let's rush him
2592
02:27:38,080 --> 02:27:39,600
you first
2593
02:27:39,600 --> 02:27:41,760
see
2594
02:27:42,880 --> 02:27:44,880
ready
2595
02:27:44,880 --> 02:27:47,119
go
2596
02:27:56,240 --> 02:28:01,039
it's a tom bomb run due to
2597
02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:05,359
this is far enough
2598
02:28:05,359 --> 02:28:07,120
boy that rabbit's root certainly worked
2599
02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:10,680
that time eh
2600
02:28:11,100 --> 02:28:12,240
[Music]
2601
02:28:12,240 --> 02:28:15,479
[Applause]
2602
02:28:17,280 --> 02:28:18,880
hey inspector
2603
02:28:18,880 --> 02:28:23,280
where are you inspectors what
2604
02:28:23,280 --> 02:28:26,960
look is have an open house that's a nice
2605
02:28:26,960 --> 02:28:29,199
guy
2606
02:28:32,240 --> 02:28:34,720
for the last time you assassin you come
2607
02:28:34,720 --> 02:28:37,530
out here you i am already out
2608
02:28:37,530 --> 02:28:37,660
[Music]
2609
02:28:37,660 --> 02:28:39,439
[Laughter]
2610
02:28:39,439 --> 02:28:41,439
now i will relieve you of your
2611
02:28:41,439 --> 02:28:42,880
possession
2612
02:28:42,880 --> 02:28:46,640
empty your pocket please
2613
02:28:50,080 --> 02:28:51,280
ah
2614
02:28:51,280 --> 02:28:52,960
a rabbit spoon
2615
02:28:52,960 --> 02:28:57,200
good a man needs all the luck he can get
2616
02:28:57,200 --> 02:28:59,520
now turn around
2617
02:28:59,520 --> 02:29:02,319
they do not call me the assassin or
2618
02:29:02,319 --> 02:29:03,630
nobody
2619
02:29:03,630 --> 02:29:07,189
[Music]
2620
02:29:08,080 --> 02:29:10,050
oh
2621
02:29:10,050 --> 02:29:32,369
[Music]
2622
02:29:32,479 --> 02:29:34,640
how do you believe me when i tell you
2623
02:29:34,640 --> 02:29:37,280
that the rabbit's foods brings lots of
2624
02:29:37,280 --> 02:29:38,560
luck
2625
02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:40,720
and all of it bad
2626
02:29:40,720 --> 02:29:44,319
which was very lucky for us a boy
2627
02:29:44,319 --> 02:29:47,319
see
2628
02:29:50,020 --> 02:30:35,040
[Music]
2629
02:30:35,040 --> 02:30:36,240
so
2630
02:30:36,240 --> 02:30:41,040
you let him escape the inspector why you
2631
02:30:41,040 --> 02:30:45,120
stupid bungling incompetent non-compete
2632
02:30:45,120 --> 02:30:47,920
but commissioner i i you have goof up
2633
02:30:47,920 --> 02:30:49,760
for the last time
2634
02:30:49,760 --> 02:30:52,479
now turn in your gun and badge you are
2635
02:30:52,479 --> 02:30:54,399
suspended
2636
02:30:54,399 --> 02:30:57,039
but sir
2637
02:30:57,680 --> 02:31:00,000
but sir shouldn't you keep me on for
2638
02:31:00,000 --> 02:31:02,560
your own protection remember louis want
2639
02:31:02,560 --> 02:31:05,120
to get you for sending him up the river
2640
02:31:05,120 --> 02:31:08,080
you'll be at the bottom of the river if
2641
02:31:08,080 --> 02:31:10,399
i see you around here again
2642
02:31:10,399 --> 02:31:11,439
now
2643
02:31:11,439 --> 02:31:14,760
get out
2644
02:31:15,359 --> 02:31:17,920
i realized that the only way to get my
2645
02:31:17,920 --> 02:31:21,520
job back was to recapture louis de fink
2646
02:31:21,520 --> 02:31:23,200
and knowing that louis would come after
2647
02:31:23,200 --> 02:31:25,520
the commissioner i decided to stick
2648
02:31:25,520 --> 02:31:28,400
close to the chief
2649
02:31:28,400 --> 02:31:34,479
[Music]
2650
02:31:34,479 --> 02:31:38,720
sono vego i have forgot my matches
2651
02:31:38,720 --> 02:31:40,319
i miss you
2652
02:31:40,319 --> 02:31:43,510
they could i trouble you for a light
2653
02:31:43,510 --> 02:31:46,319
[Music]
2654
02:31:46,319 --> 02:31:51,240
what an interesting looking glider
2655
02:31:58,080 --> 02:32:00,319
it's louie to think sir he's getting
2656
02:32:00,319 --> 02:32:01,439
away
2657
02:32:01,439 --> 02:32:03,040
why you
2658
02:32:03,040 --> 02:32:06,439
you assassin
2659
02:32:12,000 --> 02:32:14,319
yes mr commissioner
2660
02:32:14,319 --> 02:32:17,840
put this man behind bars
2661
02:32:17,840 --> 02:32:21,080
but what man miss your commissioner
2662
02:32:21,080 --> 02:32:29,760
[Music]
2663
02:32:29,760 --> 02:32:32,050
um
2664
02:32:32,050 --> 02:32:47,319
[Music]
2665
02:32:47,439 --> 02:32:48,770
i will fix him
2666
02:32:48,770 --> 02:33:02,469
[Music]
2667
02:33:04,399 --> 02:33:07,840
i wonder where he could have gone
2668
02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:10,479
look at that i better put the cover over
2669
02:33:10,479 --> 02:33:12,319
that hole before somebody falls in and
2670
02:33:12,319 --> 02:33:15,760
hurts himself that's terrible
2671
02:33:15,970 --> 02:33:17,680
[Music]
2672
02:33:17,680 --> 02:33:21,560
was that you commissioner
2673
02:33:23,540 --> 02:33:25,760
[Music]
2674
02:33:25,760 --> 02:33:28,720
attention this is the commissioner
2675
02:33:28,720 --> 02:33:30,160
speaking
2676
02:33:30,160 --> 02:33:32,479
now hear this
2677
02:33:32,479 --> 02:33:34,000
sacroiliac
2678
02:33:34,000 --> 02:33:37,600
that's luia for that leg
2679
02:33:37,600 --> 02:33:40,319
i want all police personnel to
2680
02:33:40,319 --> 02:33:42,800
concentrate on this manhunt
2681
02:33:42,800 --> 02:33:45,030
somewhere in
2682
02:33:45,030 --> 02:33:48,080
[Music]
2683
02:33:48,080 --> 02:33:51,359
somewhere in paris two vicious criminals
2684
02:33:51,359 --> 02:33:54,240
are hiding out
2685
02:33:56,160 --> 02:33:58,160
search everywhere
2686
02:33:58,160 --> 02:34:03,640
no one is safe while they are at lounge
2687
02:34:05,120 --> 02:34:08,479
i especially want the ex-inspector
2688
02:34:08,479 --> 02:34:09,840
protein
2689
02:34:09,840 --> 02:34:14,399
there is nothing worse than a bad cop
2690
02:34:14,399 --> 02:34:17,460
i'll get you now you swine
2691
02:34:17,460 --> 02:34:20,319
[Music]
2692
02:34:20,319 --> 02:34:23,280
why you
2693
02:34:23,280 --> 02:34:25,120
but commissioner you see i was only
2694
02:34:25,120 --> 02:34:29,240
trying trying to
2695
02:34:29,360 --> 02:34:34,240
[Music]
2696
02:34:34,240 --> 02:34:37,380
no good cup
2697
02:34:37,380 --> 02:34:41,030
[Music]
2698
02:34:41,030 --> 02:34:41,900
[Applause]
2699
02:34:41,900 --> 02:34:56,399
[Music]
2700
02:34:59,439 --> 02:35:03,810
weak you fool do something
2701
02:35:03,810 --> 02:35:15,239
[Music]
2702
02:35:16,080 --> 02:35:20,080
and to show there is no hard feelings i
2703
02:35:20,080 --> 02:35:22,720
am returning your gun
2704
02:35:22,720 --> 02:35:26,599
and your badge
2705
02:35:27,170 --> 02:35:30,240
[Music]
2706
02:35:30,240 --> 02:35:32,560
inspector
2707
02:35:32,560 --> 02:35:38,240
may i borrow your gun for a moment
2708
02:35:39,200 --> 02:35:40,720
but commissioner i can explain
2709
02:35:40,720 --> 02:35:41,680
everything
2710
02:35:41,680 --> 02:35:43,200
you know
2711
02:35:43,200 --> 02:35:45,120
why are you dirty
2712
02:35:45,120 --> 02:35:47,359
i'll teach you
2713
02:35:47,359 --> 02:35:50,160
you're no good no food
2714
02:35:50,160 --> 02:36:02,769
[Music]
2715
02:36:07,950 --> 02:36:28,340
[Music]
2716
02:36:29,280 --> 02:36:31,600
the entire ugly affair began on a
2717
02:36:31,600 --> 02:36:33,840
beautiful spring day in paris i was
2718
02:36:33,840 --> 02:36:35,840
taking a pleasant stroll past the left
2719
02:36:35,840 --> 02:36:37,850
bank when
2720
02:36:37,850 --> 02:36:39,340
[Applause]
2721
02:36:39,340 --> 02:36:40,800
[Music]
2722
02:36:40,800 --> 02:36:42,940
halt in the name of the law
2723
02:36:42,940 --> 02:36:45,439
[Music]
2724
02:36:45,439 --> 02:36:48,319
now i'll carry you your thieving dog
2725
02:36:48,319 --> 02:36:48,860
what the
2726
02:36:48,860 --> 02:36:52,579
[Music]
2727
02:36:56,470 --> 02:36:58,399
[Music]
2728
02:36:58,399 --> 02:36:59,520
quick man
2729
02:36:59,520 --> 02:37:02,000
after him he went that way i'll return
2730
02:37:02,000 --> 02:37:03,359
this money and
2731
02:37:03,359 --> 02:37:05,760
put me down i'm not the thief
2732
02:37:05,760 --> 02:37:09,680
i'm a police inspector do you hear me
2733
02:37:09,680 --> 02:37:12,000
i tell you i'm innocent i'm really a
2734
02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:14,040
policeman oh
2735
02:37:14,040 --> 02:37:16,399
impersonating an officer
2736
02:37:16,399 --> 02:37:18,800
but but your address for the next 10
2737
02:37:18,800 --> 02:37:21,200
years will be blocked 13
2738
02:37:21,200 --> 02:37:22,880
cell 13
2739
02:37:22,880 --> 02:37:25,439
take him away
2740
02:37:25,439 --> 02:37:28,190
i'm no group i'm a police officer
2741
02:37:28,190 --> 02:37:30,840
[Music]
2742
02:37:30,840 --> 02:37:33,120
hello guppy
2743
02:37:33,120 --> 02:37:36,399
you hear that he knows who i really am
2744
02:37:36,399 --> 02:37:38,000
i ought to
2745
02:37:38,000 --> 02:37:42,000
you sent me up for 20 years by a member
2746
02:37:42,000 --> 02:37:46,680
i'm a group i'm a group i'm a group
2747
02:37:48,310 --> 02:37:58,319
[Music]
2748
02:37:58,319 --> 02:38:01,040
tonight that's it on
2749
02:38:01,040 --> 02:38:02,720
that
2750
02:38:02,720 --> 02:38:06,000
break tonight pass it on
2751
02:38:06,880 --> 02:38:08,640
the only way i could prove my innocence
2752
02:38:08,640 --> 02:38:10,960
and find the real thief was to escape
2753
02:38:10,960 --> 02:38:12,240
but how
2754
02:38:12,240 --> 02:38:14,640
then something caught my eye light
2755
02:38:14,640 --> 02:38:17,040
coming to the wall ha ha the stone was
2756
02:38:17,040 --> 02:38:18,960
loose i lose stone
2757
02:38:18,960 --> 02:38:21,120
it took all my strength
2758
02:38:21,120 --> 02:38:22,810
but i finally disliked it
2759
02:38:22,810 --> 02:38:24,960
[Music]
2760
02:38:24,960 --> 02:38:26,640
who are you
2761
02:38:26,640 --> 02:38:30,510
i am the account of monty frisco
2762
02:38:30,510 --> 02:38:34,319
[Music]
2763
02:38:34,319 --> 02:38:38,519
i wonder where that leads to
2764
02:38:41,360 --> 02:38:48,450
[Music]
2765
02:38:48,450 --> 02:38:50,880
[Applause]
2766
02:38:50,880 --> 02:38:52,960
that's a lovely day for a swim is your
2767
02:38:52,960 --> 02:38:55,670
lower tonight
2768
02:38:55,670 --> 02:38:58,000
[Applause]
2769
02:38:58,000 --> 02:39:00,720
that will add one more yield to your
2770
02:39:00,720 --> 02:39:01,940
sentence
2771
02:39:01,940 --> 02:39:05,439
[Music]
2772
02:39:05,439 --> 02:39:08,319
come on get this car started
2773
02:39:08,319 --> 02:39:10,400
come on i'm late already
2774
02:39:10,400 --> 02:39:13,559
[Music]
2775
02:39:17,600 --> 02:39:20,810
two more years
2776
02:39:20,810 --> 02:39:30,399
[Music]
2777
02:39:30,479 --> 02:39:33,400
five more years
2778
02:39:33,400 --> 02:39:50,840
[Music]
2779
02:39:50,840 --> 02:39:54,920
oh god
2780
02:39:55,900 --> 02:40:06,260
[Music]
2781
02:40:10,000 --> 02:40:12,180
ten more years
2782
02:40:12,180 --> 02:40:36,640
[Music]
2783
02:40:36,640 --> 02:40:37,760
okay
2784
02:40:37,760 --> 02:40:40,680
the warden says to come in
2785
02:40:40,680 --> 02:40:51,359
[Music]
2786
02:40:51,359 --> 02:40:54,359
uh
2787
02:40:55,540 --> 02:41:29,570
[Music]
2788
02:41:32,590 --> 02:41:35,490
[Music]
2789
02:41:35,490 --> 02:41:38,549
[Applause]
2790
02:41:42,800 --> 02:41:44,560
not quite
2791
02:41:44,560 --> 02:41:48,000
you have one more rock to bike off one
2792
02:41:48,000 --> 02:41:52,250
more rock and i'm free free
2793
02:41:52,250 --> 02:42:34,459
[Music]
2794
02:42:37,760 --> 02:42:39,439
the commissioner summoned me to his
2795
02:42:39,439 --> 02:42:41,200
office to advise me that i had been
2796
02:42:41,200 --> 02:42:43,200
selected as a police exchange student
2797
02:42:43,200 --> 02:42:44,479
with canada
2798
02:42:44,479 --> 02:42:46,960
don't worry sir you can depend upon me
2799
02:42:46,960 --> 02:42:49,520
to uphold the honor of the sorority very
2800
02:42:49,520 --> 02:42:51,359
good in factor
2801
02:42:51,359 --> 02:42:55,240
have a good trap
2802
02:42:55,840 --> 02:42:57,439
at mountain police headquarters i
2803
02:42:57,439 --> 02:42:59,279
received my first assignment from
2804
02:42:59,279 --> 02:43:01,680
commander hotspur
2805
02:43:01,680 --> 02:43:02,960
now then
2806
02:43:02,960 --> 02:43:08,160
my good fellow this is too faced harry
2807
02:43:08,160 --> 02:43:10,240
is he a vicious one
2808
02:43:10,240 --> 02:43:12,479
you are to apprehend his culprit without
2809
02:43:12,479 --> 02:43:13,920
further ado
2810
02:43:13,920 --> 02:43:15,520
i do
2811
02:43:15,520 --> 02:43:17,600
i said without further ado
2812
02:43:17,600 --> 02:43:19,120
no way with you
2813
02:43:19,120 --> 02:43:23,040
go go go go go go go
2814
02:43:23,040 --> 02:43:25,200
being well experienced with the habits
2815
02:43:25,200 --> 02:43:27,359
and unself criminals i selected one of
2816
02:43:27,359 --> 02:43:29,600
the town's most disreputable dives to
2817
02:43:29,600 --> 02:43:31,900
start my investigation
2818
02:43:31,900 --> 02:43:34,160
[Music]
2819
02:43:34,160 --> 02:43:36,640
excuse me stranger but have you ever
2820
02:43:36,640 --> 02:43:37,840
heard the name
2821
02:43:37,840 --> 02:43:39,359
two-face tower
2822
02:43:39,359 --> 02:43:42,399
it does kind of strike a familiar now
2823
02:43:42,399 --> 02:43:43,920
no one of mine
2824
02:43:43,920 --> 02:43:47,359
no exactly what do you mean familiar no
2825
02:43:47,359 --> 02:43:50,359
yes
2826
02:43:52,880 --> 02:43:54,960
he knows something
2827
02:43:54,960 --> 02:43:58,319
hey wait a minute
2828
02:43:59,600 --> 02:44:00,720
you know
2829
02:44:00,720 --> 02:44:02,840
you've got a real honest
2830
02:44:02,840 --> 02:44:05,920
face i am deputizing you
2831
02:44:05,920 --> 02:44:10,120
to help me catch two-face towering
2832
02:44:10,120 --> 02:44:11,760
golly
2833
02:44:11,760 --> 02:44:13,680
that peachy king
2834
02:44:13,680 --> 02:44:16,000
i've never had to honor a deputizing
2835
02:44:16,000 --> 02:44:17,760
before
2836
02:44:17,760 --> 02:44:20,479
you had better take this gun two-faced
2837
02:44:20,479 --> 02:44:24,479
harry is a dangerous customer
2838
02:44:25,439 --> 02:44:26,800
remember
2839
02:44:26,800 --> 02:44:30,190
shoot first ask questions later
2840
02:44:30,190 --> 02:44:33,469
[Music]
2841
02:44:33,760 --> 02:44:35,760
i have a question
2842
02:44:35,760 --> 02:44:37,110
which is the safety
2843
02:44:37,110 --> 02:44:39,680
[Music]
2844
02:44:39,680 --> 02:44:42,720
ah don't shoot until i give you the
2845
02:44:42,720 --> 02:44:43,600
other
2846
02:44:43,600 --> 02:44:46,220
now when i yell fire
2847
02:44:46,220 --> 02:44:49,849
[Music]
2848
02:44:52,560 --> 02:44:56,080
fire fire fire
2849
02:44:57,279 --> 02:44:59,460
i only did what you told me too
2850
02:44:59,460 --> 02:45:03,040
[Music]
2851
02:45:03,040 --> 02:45:06,000
are you laughing behind my back
2852
02:45:06,000 --> 02:45:09,040
no sir i'm laughing behind my back
2853
02:45:09,040 --> 02:45:12,479
[Music]
2854
02:45:12,479 --> 02:45:15,640
to you
2855
02:45:15,880 --> 02:45:20,278
boys kill him
2856
02:45:23,180 --> 02:45:36,749
[Music]
2857
02:45:37,680 --> 02:45:41,200
golly he's right behind us
2858
02:45:41,200 --> 02:45:42,960
he'll never catch us
2859
02:45:42,960 --> 02:45:45,950
we can roll faster
2860
02:45:45,950 --> 02:45:49,200
[Music]
2861
02:45:49,200 --> 02:45:51,359
now that's what i call stretching things
2862
02:45:51,359 --> 02:45:53,600
a little too far
2863
02:45:53,600 --> 02:45:54,800
right
2864
02:45:54,800 --> 02:45:56,740
you can play at this game
2865
02:45:56,740 --> 02:46:03,680
[Music]
2866
02:46:03,680 --> 02:46:06,230
i think he's gaining on up
2867
02:46:06,230 --> 02:46:09,120
[Music]
2868
02:46:09,120 --> 02:46:13,120
surrender in the name of the lord
2869
02:46:14,640 --> 02:46:16,640
i dragged this elusive criminal into
2870
02:46:16,640 --> 02:46:22,039
manitoba where winter had set in
2871
02:46:29,680 --> 02:46:33,720
do you give up
2872
02:46:40,720 --> 02:46:43,530
do you give up
2873
02:46:43,530 --> 02:46:52,319
[Music]
2874
02:46:52,319 --> 02:46:54,390
do you give
2875
02:46:54,390 --> 02:47:00,289
[Music]
2876
02:47:05,120 --> 02:47:09,359
your mind up a little louder please
2877
02:47:10,960 --> 02:47:12,880
for the last time
2878
02:47:12,880 --> 02:47:15,120
stop or i'll shoot
2879
02:47:15,120 --> 02:47:17,920
hold it copper
2880
02:47:17,920 --> 02:47:20,560
thank you see we've come so far north
2881
02:47:20,560 --> 02:47:22,960
we've run out of scenery
2882
02:47:22,960 --> 02:47:26,080
this picture is over
2883
02:47:26,080 --> 02:47:27,520
son of a gun
2884
02:47:27,520 --> 02:47:30,800
well we'll just see about that huh
2885
02:47:30,800 --> 02:47:32,880
hey you cartoonist
2886
02:47:32,880 --> 02:47:34,880
i order you to cooperate with the law
2887
02:47:34,880 --> 02:47:37,600
and put this mangy curl behind bars
2888
02:47:37,600 --> 02:47:40,479
where he belongs
2889
02:47:43,920 --> 02:47:46,160
i'm not my lawyer you can't do this to
2890
02:47:46,160 --> 02:47:48,800
me i want my rights do you hear i refuse
2891
02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:50,560
to draw
2892
02:47:50,560 --> 02:47:51,600
you see
2893
02:47:51,600 --> 02:47:54,700
the pen is mightier than the sword
2894
02:47:54,700 --> 02:47:55,920
[Music]
2895
02:47:55,920 --> 02:47:57,680
it's a relief to know that i'll never
2896
02:47:57,680 --> 02:48:00,160
have to look at a two-faced freak like
2897
02:48:00,160 --> 02:48:01,680
you again
2898
02:48:01,680 --> 02:48:04,640
you said it buddy
2899
02:48:04,640 --> 02:48:05,920
who said that
2900
02:48:05,920 --> 02:48:08,670
where are you whoever you are
2901
02:48:08,670 --> 02:48:40,590
[Music]
2902
02:48:41,520 --> 02:48:44,520
good
2903
02:48:44,960 --> 02:48:47,040
i was hot on the trail of louis last
2904
02:48:47,040 --> 02:48:50,160
swipe the international jewel thief
2905
02:48:50,160 --> 02:48:52,399
i had pursued him all over the continent
2906
02:48:52,399 --> 02:48:56,319
from one european capital to another
2907
02:48:56,319 --> 02:48:59,040
and at last in london i finally crossed
2908
02:48:59,040 --> 02:48:59,820
on him
2909
02:48:59,820 --> 02:49:00,540
[Applause]
2910
02:49:00,540 --> 02:49:01,180
[Music]
2911
02:49:01,180 --> 02:49:03,220
[Applause]
2912
02:49:03,220 --> 02:49:07,359
[Music]
2913
02:49:07,359 --> 02:49:11,240
now i've got him
2914
02:49:16,000 --> 02:49:18,160
begging your pardon governor but i
2915
02:49:18,160 --> 02:49:20,000
believe the captain would lock a word
2916
02:49:20,000 --> 02:49:21,600
with you
2917
02:49:21,600 --> 02:49:24,240
later at scotland yard i established my
2918
02:49:24,240 --> 02:49:27,040
identity as a french police officer
2919
02:49:27,040 --> 02:49:29,120
we'll be delighted to assist you in
2920
02:49:29,120 --> 02:49:31,359
apprehending this jewel thief inspector
2921
02:49:31,359 --> 02:49:35,680
but i say oh boy do put away that gun we
2922
02:49:35,680 --> 02:49:38,080
police don't use them here in england
2923
02:49:38,080 --> 02:49:40,319
it's against the law and all that you
2924
02:49:40,319 --> 02:49:42,160
know
2925
02:49:42,160 --> 02:49:45,439
look there's louie
2926
02:49:47,040 --> 02:49:51,560
bring back those jewels you blackout
2927
02:49:56,319 --> 02:49:58,160
why not swine
2928
02:49:58,160 --> 02:50:00,240
take this
2929
02:50:00,240 --> 02:50:04,720
no shooting old boy do try to remember
2930
02:50:04,720 --> 02:50:07,278
won't you
2931
02:50:07,600 --> 02:50:10,160
fortunately my one shot had punctured
2932
02:50:10,160 --> 02:50:11,920
lewis diamond bag
2933
02:50:11,920 --> 02:50:14,600
leaving a telltale trail of gems
2934
02:50:14,600 --> 02:50:19,600
[Music]
2935
02:50:19,600 --> 02:50:23,720
no shooting please
2936
02:50:24,479 --> 02:50:26,960
halt
2937
02:50:27,439 --> 02:50:30,800
hold your scoundrel
2938
02:50:33,359 --> 02:50:37,399
now i've got him
2939
02:50:41,600 --> 02:50:44,160
it's no use louie you're trapped like a
2940
02:50:44,160 --> 02:50:46,399
rat
2941
02:50:46,399 --> 02:50:49,279
now come out of there or i'll
2942
02:50:49,279 --> 02:50:51,600
how can i capture him if i can't use my
2943
02:50:51,600 --> 02:50:53,200
gun
2944
02:50:53,200 --> 02:50:54,000
oh
2945
02:50:54,000 --> 02:50:55,439
i know
2946
02:50:55,439 --> 02:50:58,640
i'll use this gun silencer
2947
02:50:58,640 --> 02:50:59,760
there
2948
02:50:59,760 --> 02:51:03,439
now i'll finish off that murderous thing
2949
02:51:03,439 --> 02:51:05,850
once and for all
2950
02:51:05,850 --> 02:51:07,439
[Music]
2951
02:51:07,439 --> 02:51:09,960
no shooting please
2952
02:51:09,960 --> 02:51:23,760
[Music]
2953
02:51:23,760 --> 02:51:25,359
that's odd
2954
02:51:25,359 --> 02:51:29,240
very odd indeed
2955
02:51:32,399 --> 02:51:35,960
no shooting
2956
02:51:36,150 --> 02:51:51,680
[Music]
2957
02:51:51,680 --> 02:51:54,000
i know you're in there if you don't come
2958
02:51:54,000 --> 02:51:57,760
out i'll blast my way in
2959
02:51:58,160 --> 02:52:01,920
all right you asked for it i suggest you
2960
02:52:01,920 --> 02:52:05,520
restrain yourself sir
2961
02:52:06,160 --> 02:52:08,960
now if you will allow me i look into the
2962
02:52:08,960 --> 02:52:11,358
matter
2963
02:52:11,680 --> 02:52:13,600
i don't see anything
2964
02:52:13,600 --> 02:52:16,479
are you sure he's in there let me have a
2965
02:52:16,479 --> 02:52:17,680
look
2966
02:52:17,680 --> 02:52:18,640
here
2967
02:52:18,640 --> 02:52:21,600
[Music]
2968
02:52:21,600 --> 02:52:24,160
does that answer your question
2969
02:52:24,160 --> 02:52:26,160
precisely sir
2970
02:52:26,160 --> 02:52:28,399
you in there if you don't surrender
2971
02:52:28,399 --> 02:52:31,040
peacefully by the count of three we
2972
02:52:31,040 --> 02:52:34,000
shall be forced to bash down the door
2973
02:52:34,000 --> 02:52:35,520
one
2974
02:52:35,520 --> 02:52:36,310
two
2975
02:52:36,310 --> 02:52:39,410
[Music]
2976
02:52:41,200 --> 02:52:42,880
bye jove
2977
02:52:42,880 --> 02:52:44,390
it's time for
2978
02:52:44,390 --> 02:52:54,840
[Music]
2979
02:52:54,840 --> 02:52:58,080
tea will you come on
2980
02:52:58,080 --> 02:52:59,520
alright oh
2981
02:52:59,520 --> 02:53:03,359
but remember no shooting
2982
02:53:03,359 --> 02:53:04,640
one
2983
02:53:04,640 --> 02:53:05,920
two
2984
02:53:05,920 --> 02:53:07,200
three
2985
02:53:07,200 --> 02:53:08,840
ready
2986
02:53:08,840 --> 02:53:16,319
[Music]
2987
02:53:16,319 --> 02:53:19,120
terribly sorry old fellow but i'll just
2988
02:53:19,120 --> 02:53:22,319
have to relieve you of your gun
2989
02:53:22,319 --> 02:53:25,840
why are you sneaky
2990
02:53:27,680 --> 02:53:29,680
oh there you are
2991
02:53:29,680 --> 02:53:32,720
give it to him inspector
2992
02:53:32,720 --> 02:53:34,160
good shoe
2993
02:53:34,160 --> 02:53:37,200
come back your cow out
2994
02:53:37,200 --> 02:53:47,760
[Music]
2995
02:53:48,080 --> 02:53:51,120
well inspector i guess that wraps up the
2996
02:53:51,120 --> 02:53:53,840
case and i know you'll be happy to have
2997
02:53:53,840 --> 02:53:58,080
your gun back but remember in england no
2998
02:53:58,080 --> 02:53:59,359
shooting
2999
02:53:59,359 --> 02:54:02,560
i understand perfectly captain
3000
02:54:02,560 --> 02:54:06,720
oh yes you'd better take these jewels
3001
02:54:06,720 --> 02:54:09,600
i suddenly felt a strong urge to travel
3002
02:54:09,600 --> 02:54:12,240
and the captain acting as my guide
3003
02:54:12,240 --> 02:54:14,720
escorted me back to paris
3004
02:54:14,720 --> 02:54:17,279
by way of rome
3005
02:54:17,279 --> 02:54:19,310
geneva
3006
02:54:19,310 --> 02:55:06,559
[Music]
3007
02:55:07,920 --> 02:55:11,600
yes inspector coming to my office
3008
02:55:11,600 --> 02:55:15,319
right away sir
3009
02:55:21,359 --> 02:55:25,680
oh what a wonderful kind to work for
3010
02:55:25,680 --> 02:55:28,240
yes commissioner i have just learned
3011
02:55:28,240 --> 02:55:30,399
that muddy lafitte has escaped from
3012
02:55:30,399 --> 02:55:32,800
prison and i am assigning you to bring
3013
02:55:32,800 --> 02:55:33,600
him
3014
02:55:33,600 --> 02:55:36,880
but be careful he's very tricky
3015
02:55:36,880 --> 02:55:39,279
don't worry sir i'll have him back
3016
02:55:39,279 --> 02:55:43,479
behind bars in no time
3017
02:55:46,160 --> 02:55:48,160
oh that inspector
3018
02:55:48,160 --> 02:55:50,580
he still watched that guy
3019
02:55:50,580 --> 02:56:02,000
[Music]
3020
02:56:02,000 --> 02:56:04,720
well sergeant doodoo what do you make of
3021
02:56:04,720 --> 02:56:06,720
this
3022
02:56:06,720 --> 02:56:08,960
i'll bet he's in a chat
3023
02:56:08,960 --> 02:56:10,720
good thinking to do
3024
02:56:10,720 --> 02:56:13,279
now because you need the experience i'm
3025
02:56:13,279 --> 02:56:14,800
going to let you have the thrill of
3026
02:56:14,800 --> 02:56:16,720
capturing him
3027
02:56:16,720 --> 02:56:19,520
oh gracias senor inspector you can
3028
02:56:19,520 --> 02:56:21,200
depend on me
3029
02:56:21,200 --> 02:56:22,240
ready
3030
02:56:22,240 --> 02:56:23,680
see
3031
02:56:23,680 --> 02:56:24,800
one
3032
02:56:24,800 --> 02:56:25,760
two
3033
02:56:25,760 --> 02:56:26,960
three
3034
02:56:26,960 --> 02:56:29,960
go
3035
02:56:35,530 --> 02:56:36,620
[Music]
3036
02:56:36,620 --> 02:56:39,779
[Applause]
3037
02:56:42,560 --> 02:56:45,119
aha
3038
02:56:49,439 --> 02:56:51,840
you wait here where you'll be safe i'll
3039
02:56:51,840 --> 02:56:55,520
take care of my defeat myself
3040
02:56:55,520 --> 02:56:56,479
you know
3041
02:56:56,479 --> 02:57:01,080
they don't make guys like that anymore
3042
02:57:08,960 --> 02:57:10,800
you do
3043
02:57:10,800 --> 02:57:12,479
see inspector
3044
02:57:12,479 --> 02:57:15,840
i've decided to give you another chance
3045
02:57:15,840 --> 02:57:18,800
oh gracias senor inspector
3046
02:57:18,800 --> 02:57:21,359
all right you do darvin swim across and
3047
02:57:21,359 --> 02:57:23,970
let down the drawbridge
3048
02:57:23,970 --> 02:57:28,730
[Music]
3049
02:57:30,160 --> 02:57:37,520
[Applause]
3050
02:57:39,359 --> 02:57:41,600
did i do good inspector
3051
02:57:41,600 --> 02:57:43,840
very good you do however i'd suggest
3052
02:57:43,840 --> 02:57:45,520
that you pay more attention to your
3053
02:57:45,520 --> 02:57:46,640
appearance
3054
02:57:46,640 --> 02:57:51,039
your uniform is amazed see inspector
3055
02:57:51,710 --> 02:57:57,000
[Music]
3056
02:58:01,840 --> 02:58:05,990
tried the window see
3057
02:58:05,990 --> 02:58:10,589
[Music]
3058
02:58:11,200 --> 02:58:13,200
this is going to look bad on your record
3059
02:58:13,200 --> 02:58:14,319
doodoo
3060
02:58:14,319 --> 02:58:16,020
see inspector
3061
02:58:16,020 --> 02:58:23,120
[Music]
3062
02:58:23,120 --> 02:58:25,600
over here inspector
3063
02:58:25,600 --> 02:58:27,920
he's in there
3064
02:58:27,920 --> 02:58:29,840
watch out sergeant there's a train
3065
02:58:29,840 --> 02:58:32,840
coming
3066
02:58:33,680 --> 02:58:36,960
i told you to watch out
3067
02:58:36,960 --> 02:58:38,570
be careful here comes another one
3068
02:58:38,570 --> 02:58:42,160
[Music]
3069
02:58:42,160 --> 02:58:44,160
better come over here where you'll be
3070
02:58:44,160 --> 02:58:45,200
safe
3071
02:58:45,200 --> 02:58:47,840
see
3072
02:58:49,840 --> 02:58:51,600
something tells me that this kid is a
3073
02:58:51,600 --> 02:58:54,080
loser
3074
02:58:55,540 --> 02:58:57,760
[Music]
3075
02:58:57,760 --> 02:59:00,240
this fee looks mighty suspicious dudu
3076
02:59:00,240 --> 02:59:02,670
you'd better go out and investigate
3077
02:59:02,670 --> 02:59:15,430
[Music]
3078
02:59:16,240 --> 02:59:18,160
landmines
3079
02:59:18,160 --> 02:59:20,160
i'm proud of the way you handled that
3080
02:59:20,160 --> 02:59:22,800
sergeant so i'm going to let you lead
3081
02:59:22,800 --> 02:59:27,720
the way oh gracias inspector
3082
02:59:44,880 --> 02:59:48,160
i must say you have an uncanny knack for
3083
02:59:48,160 --> 02:59:50,800
locating landmine sergeant how do you do
3084
02:59:50,800 --> 02:59:51,840
it
3085
02:59:51,840 --> 02:59:57,640
i do not know i am just lucky i guess
3086
03:00:06,080 --> 03:00:08,319
this guy sure makes tracks tony
3087
03:00:08,319 --> 03:00:12,000
inspector never mind the wise cracks
3088
03:00:12,000 --> 03:00:14,399
just keep on going
3089
03:00:14,399 --> 03:00:16,280
see inspector
3090
03:00:16,280 --> 03:00:19,520
[Music]
3091
03:00:19,520 --> 03:00:22,960
if they ever find out about this don't
3092
03:00:22,960 --> 03:00:24,730
kill me
3093
03:00:24,730 --> 03:00:35,529
[Music]
3094
03:00:52,720 --> 03:00:54,800
you
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