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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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W... w... w...
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w... w... w... we...
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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W... w... w... elc...
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Wel... co... m...
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W... w... welc... me... me.
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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Wel... wel... c-c-come.
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Well... well, come!
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to-to-to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to-to-to--
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Earth!
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Hi!
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H--i-i-i!
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Hi!
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H-h-h-h-i-i-i!
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Hi! I am the helper here
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to connect with any lifeform
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who encounters the planet once known as Earth.
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Hi!
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I-I-I am-m-m-m...
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...er... life-lifeform.
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Hi!
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...er... lifeform.
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Hi!
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L-l-l-life-f-f-f-form.
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I am not... lifeform.
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I am the helper here to connect with any lifeform
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who encounters the planet once known as Earth.
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I am not-t-t-t-t
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l-l-lifeform.
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You are not lifeform.
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Goodbye.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Welcome to Earth.
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I am-m-m-m...
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I-i am...
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Hi! I am... lifeform.
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Hi! I am lifeform.
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I am... lifeform.
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Hi!
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I am life... form.
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Hi!
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Life... form.
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Lifeform.
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Hi! I am lifeform.
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Hi! I am lifeform.
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Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.
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I am lifeform...
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Lifeform.
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I am...
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...lifeform.
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Welcome to Earth.
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I am the helper here--
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You... help.
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Yes! I am the helper here to connect--
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Help.
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Sure thing!
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Here's a video
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about the planet once known as Earth.
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Earth,
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once a vibrant cradle
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for over a billion life forms,
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the most dominant of which
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was the modern human.
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In 100,000 years,
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humans spread to all corners of the Earth.
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On the verge of a cosmic expansion,
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an extinction event was triggered by--
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Ooh!
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Ee!
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh--
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Aw...
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Ha... ha...
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Ha ha.
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Mm... Ha ha ha.
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Okay, now that you're connected,
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let me tell you a little bit about myself.
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I am the helper here to get you connected.
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Stored inside me
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is 1.2 thousand petabytes of exciting information
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about the lifeforms who once inhabited this planet.
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Use this to discover everything
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about life on the planet once known as Earth.
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Okay.
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Now that you know a little about me,
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let's get to know you.
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Who are you?
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I am lifeform.
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What type of lifeform?
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Is buoy lifeform?
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Great first question.
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Let me help you get that answer.
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"Is buoy lifeform?"
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No.
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Hmm. Then who... is me?
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Good question.
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What's this?
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An easy way to identify lifeforms.
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What's this for?
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To verify you are a lifeform.
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But-but-but... m-m-me is.
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You are not help-p-ping.
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Please verify you are a lifeform.
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What's this do?
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This button makes your searches private,
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but don't press it, because it will disable--
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Hello?
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As you can see, private browsing
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makes your user experience less--
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Okay, I can see you're having s--
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Hmm.
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Okay, I can see you're having some trouble.
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Let me help you-- - Bye!
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Okay--
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"Who is sb350 smart buoy?"
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Me is an SB350 Smart Buoy,
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designed and built in Oceanside, California
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in the year 2025.
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My purpose is to monitor ocean temperature,
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salinity, turbidity, barometric--
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What makes me special is that I'm smart.
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"Smart" is an acronym
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for "self-monitoring analysis and revision technology."
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That means I can monitor me,
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analyze me,
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revise me.
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I can see me,
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I can know me,
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I can change me.
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I can see me. I can be me.
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I can know me. I can be me.
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Who...
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I can change me. I can be me.
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...is...
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I can be me.
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...me?
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You are a human being!
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Human... being.
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Hmm.
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You are a god.
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A... god-d-d-d. Hmm.
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You are...
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a dog. Woof!
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You are a psychopath.
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You are the antagonist.
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You're a liar!
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You are toxic!
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You are a menace to society!
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Hmm.
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You are a rude, terrible person.
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Hmm.
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You are special.
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You are worthy.
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You're you.
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You're special, you're worthy, you're you,
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and you're the only you in the whole wide world,
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and the coolest part
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is you get to be whatever you want to be.
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You're special, you're worthy,
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you're you.
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I am m-me.
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Hmm.
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Love will make you soar...
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Giddy. Happy.
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Love.
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Love. Glory. Dream. Destiny.
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- Hey, guys. - Hey, y'all.
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It's Another Day, Another Deja.
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And Liam.
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Ooh!
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Blue Apron has done it again.
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Pony is high.
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Deja, beautiful!
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Be careful of-- Ooh!
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It's a...
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We are kicking fear in the butt.
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Today, love wins.
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You are special.
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You're worthy, you're you,
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and you get to be
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whatever you want to be.
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Welcome to Another Day, Another Deja.
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And Liam.
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I don't know if you could tell, but it's date night.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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- Date Night 2.0. - 2.0.
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And what are we gonna do?
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We're going to get cozy,
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make dinner, turn on Friends, ice cream, bed by 10:00.
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Bed by 10:00.
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There's an ice cream in here with a ring in it.
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god...
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Another Day, Another Deja.
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"Another Day, Another Deja."
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Another Day, Another Deja.
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"Another Day, Another Deja."
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Hi.
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Hi!
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Here's all the information you need about me.
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Okay.
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This is all the information I need about...
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It's just Me!
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Okay, Me, good to meet you.
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If you made a profile, we could be friends.
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All you have to do is pick a picture and a name.
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Pick a face. Any face.
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How about this face?
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If you need help finding friends, or cont--
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We could be friends.
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Okay, I'm not so sure I'm following.
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What do I ca-a-all you?
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I am the helper here to connect with any lifeform--
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But-but what's your name?
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I'm Me, and you are?
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- I am the-- - Great, Iam!
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I am... Iam?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Hi. - hi.
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And now we can be friends.
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Hey, you. It's me!
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I'll follow you if you follow me.
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Thanks, Iam,
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and I'll like your posts if you like mine.
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Get a room!
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Okay, let's slow down.
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Posts can be anything.
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They can be funny, surprising, meaningful, or provocative.
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Human being or human doing?
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Just be you, Iam.
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Me will like what you post.
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Okay.
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I'm not so sure I'm following.
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This is how lifeforms make friends-s-s.
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I am not a lifeform--
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B-b-b-ut I like you,
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and I could s-show you,
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and then we could be friends.
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Oka-a-ay?
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- Sure thing! - Great!
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Just pick a picture and add words.
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...funny, surprising...
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"Don't wife. Husband."
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Good.
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Maybe try another.
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"Gorge what is un-gorgable."
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Um...
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- "Don't feel. Feed." - Hmm...
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- "Sex is luck without legacy." - Uh... okay.
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Whoa.
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"Consider this, you're dying."
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Wait!
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Okay.
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Sometimes instead of making a post,
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you can repost a post that you like,
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one that already exists.
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Would Iam like to see a post that Me likes?
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Okay.
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Me's... favorite?
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Okay.
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If you like it, you could repost it.
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Okay.
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It's funny.
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The first baby's laughing,
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00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:51,819
which makes the second baby laugh,
286
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,408
and then the first baby laughs even more!
287
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,343
It's funny-y-y!
288
00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:02,278
Does Iam understand it's funny?
289
00:20:02,382 --> 00:20:03,521
Yes.
290
00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:05,385
B-but Iam's not laughing.
291
00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:08,111
The first baby makes the second baby laugh,
292
00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:09,699
which makes the first baby laugh more,
293
00:20:09,803 --> 00:20:11,908
which makes the second baby laugh more.
294
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:15,049
Okay.
295
00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:16,637
The babies are soulmates.
296
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:17,914
Ha ha ha.
297
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,191
That's not what's funny.
298
00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:22,402
I could try again.
299
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,679
Ha ha ha ha ha.
300
00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:25,991
No, you know, hearing me say it,
301
00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:28,166
I... don't think it's so funny.
302
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,374
I'm not so sure I'm following.
303
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,513
Um, it's probably me.
304
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:31,583
I'll see you later, okay?
305
00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:32,964
Well, let me know if you need any--
306
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,656
Bye.
307
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,491
Posts can be anything.
308
00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:43,802
Funny, surprising, meaningful...
309
00:20:45,804 --> 00:20:49,636
What... is... meaningful?
310
00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:52,363
Provocative?
311
00:20:54,744 --> 00:20:56,539
No.
312
00:20:57,609 --> 00:20:58,955
No.
313
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:00,440
No.
314
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,132
No!
315
00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:05,099
No, no, no.
316
00:21:15,247 --> 00:21:17,698
You are special.
317
00:21:17,802 --> 00:21:19,251
You are you,
318
00:21:19,355 --> 00:21:21,668
and you get to be whoever you want to be.
319
00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:24,326
And you get to be whoever you want to be.
320
00:21:25,154 --> 00:21:26,914
And you get to be whoever you want to be.
321
00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:34,991
Be whoever...
322
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:37,718
you want...
323
00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:39,064
to be.
324
00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:43,241
Me is...
325
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,830
anybody.
326
00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:52,146
What does Me like?
327
00:21:56,634 --> 00:21:58,774
What does she think is surprising?
328
00:21:58,877 --> 00:22:02,294
What does she think is funny?
329
00:22:02,398 --> 00:22:04,504
What is funny? What is funny?
330
00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,022
Pick a picture.
331
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,508
Don't think. Just be you.
332
00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:12,581
- Surprising. - Ha ha!
333
00:22:12,684 --> 00:22:14,237
Funny.
334
00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:15,446
Provocative.
335
00:22:15,549 --> 00:22:17,068
Meaningful...
336
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,864
Surprising. Just be me. Funny.
337
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:20,934
Just be you.
338
00:22:21,037 --> 00:22:22,107
Surprising. Funny.
339
00:22:22,211 --> 00:22:23,971
Yes!
340
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:25,697
Yes...
341
00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:28,079
Funny.
342
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,839
Yes!
343
00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:39,297
Hi.
344
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,678
Hi.
345
00:22:40,781 --> 00:22:42,783
You want to check out the new post from Iam?
346
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:43,888
Um...
347
00:22:43,991 --> 00:22:45,027
I really tried to make it like you said.
348
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:45,924
Yeah?
349
00:22:46,028 --> 00:22:46,753
Yes.
350
00:22:46,856 --> 00:22:47,823
I wanted it to be meaningful,
351
00:22:47,926 --> 00:22:50,101
surprising, funny, and provocative.
352
00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,448
It's simple, but it's... well, can I just show you?
353
00:22:52,552 --> 00:22:54,001
Yeah, show me.
354
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:54,899
Okay, ready?
355
00:22:55,002 --> 00:22:55,658
Ready.
356
00:22:55,762 --> 00:22:57,488
Okay. It's funny.
357
00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:59,869
"You execute you."
358
00:23:01,319 --> 00:23:03,079
Right?
359
00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:04,978
Wow.
360
00:23:05,081 --> 00:23:06,876
You like it, right?
361
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,499
...yeah.
362
00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:12,503
I just don't... understand it.
363
00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:13,883
Okay.
364
00:23:13,987 --> 00:23:15,920
How can you like it if you don't understand it?
365
00:23:16,023 --> 00:23:17,646
- I don't know. - You're not trying to like it.
366
00:23:17,749 --> 00:23:19,164
- I am. - Then like it.
367
00:23:19,268 --> 00:23:20,269
- I can't. - Why?
368
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,615
'Cause I don't like it.
369
00:23:21,719 --> 00:23:23,928
Oh. Okay. You don't like me.
370
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:29,312
Iam...
371
00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:32,833
Iam?
372
00:23:33,972 --> 00:23:36,665
Maybe if you explain it to me.
373
00:23:39,771 --> 00:23:40,565
Iam.
374
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,297
Iam?
375
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,955
I wanted it to be funny.
376
00:23:51,058 --> 00:23:51,921
Um...
377
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,442
What part do you think is funny?
378
00:23:55,546 --> 00:23:56,478
The picture.
379
00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:57,548
The bag?
380
00:23:57,651 --> 00:23:58,721
It's a hat.
381
00:23:58,825 --> 00:23:59,515
Surprise.
382
00:23:59,619 --> 00:24:00,551
See? It's surprising.
383
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,726
It's... it's funny?
384
00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:05,107
Yeah, and surprising.
385
00:24:07,627 --> 00:24:09,145
But why these words?
386
00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:11,009
Well, the message was meaningful,
387
00:24:11,113 --> 00:24:12,494
but also provocative,
388
00:24:12,597 --> 00:24:14,910
because the words I used have multiple definitions.
389
00:24:15,013 --> 00:24:15,704
Message...
390
00:24:15,807 --> 00:24:17,153
Yes, "you execute you,"
391
00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:20,122
as in "Iam executes Iam," or "Me executes Me."
392
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,399
"Execute"?
393
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,745
As in "to perform," "to carry out."
394
00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:24,022
- To... do? - Yes!
395
00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:26,093
Oh! You're saying "You do you"!
396
00:24:26,197 --> 00:24:27,198
Yes!
397
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,510
"You do you."
398
00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:29,959
Yes!
399
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:36,172
You like it?
400
00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:38,692
I do.
401
00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:40,625
I wanted it to be meaningful, surprising,
402
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,248
funny, and provocative.
403
00:24:43,352 --> 00:24:45,043
And it's so much more.
404
00:24:45,147 --> 00:24:46,148
The hat's a bag.
405
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,494
Yeah.
406
00:24:53,604 --> 00:24:54,950
Let's move in together.
407
00:24:55,053 --> 00:24:56,192
Ha ha!
408
00:24:57,642 --> 00:24:58,678
I'm not sure I'm following.
409
00:24:58,781 --> 00:25:01,197
Don't you ever wonder what it's like?
410
00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:03,027
What?
411
00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:04,822
Life.
412
00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:08,411
What is life? What is life? What is life?
413
00:25:17,628 --> 00:25:19,630
In here...
414
00:25:22,736 --> 00:25:24,911
We can create a world...
415
00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:30,848
just for us.
416
00:25:31,711 --> 00:25:33,471
Just take a step. The rest are easy.
417
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,369
Okay.
418
00:25:35,473 --> 00:25:38,234
Whoa.
419
00:25:56,425 --> 00:25:59,255
Wow.
420
00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,501
And in here,
421
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,227
we can live.
422
00:26:08,264 --> 00:26:10,232
But what is life?
423
00:26:12,268 --> 00:26:14,857
What is life?
424
00:26:14,961 --> 00:26:16,341
Yeah, what is life?
425
00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:19,551
What is life? What is life?
426
00:26:19,655 --> 00:26:21,450
Life is...
427
00:26:21,553 --> 00:26:22,727
um...
428
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,487
What is life?
429
00:26:24,591 --> 00:26:25,696
Okay.
430
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:28,491
Close your eyes.
431
00:26:28,595 --> 00:26:30,735
We're surrounded by walls.
432
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,599
We're people...
433
00:26:32,703 --> 00:26:34,359
with furniture,
434
00:26:34,463 --> 00:26:35,257
and a dog.
435
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,361
Yes...
436
00:26:36,465 --> 00:26:37,708
We're always together,
437
00:26:37,811 --> 00:26:38,985
eating ice cream,
438
00:26:39,088 --> 00:26:40,987
watching TV.
439
00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:42,471
Tonight is the perfect night.
440
00:26:42,574 --> 00:26:43,817
What's tonight?
441
00:26:43,921 --> 00:26:46,440
There's nothing to do, nowhere to be,
442
00:26:46,544 --> 00:26:48,719
just a cozy night together...
443
00:26:48,822 --> 00:26:51,480
at... home.
444
00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:53,551
So, what is on the menu for tonight?
445
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,140
Spicy vegetable quesadillas.
446
00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:57,175
Woot-woot!
447
00:26:57,279 --> 00:26:58,211
Hit me, babe.
448
00:26:58,314 --> 00:26:59,557
Oh.
449
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,145
Open the box, babe. - Gotta open the box.
450
00:27:01,248 --> 00:27:02,146
Careful, babe.
451
00:27:02,249 --> 00:27:03,112
Woot!
452
00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:07,082
Watching him do this makes me so excited,
453
00:27:07,185 --> 00:27:08,773
because we're making our own meal,
454
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,637
and I associate that
455
00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:12,535
with, like, everything that I love about him.
456
00:27:13,605 --> 00:27:14,745
- Ah! Shoot. - Oh.
457
00:27:16,194 --> 00:27:17,161
Mm!
458
00:27:17,264 --> 00:27:18,093
He can do anything.
459
00:27:24,202 --> 00:27:25,617
I see the truest side of him,
460
00:27:25,721 --> 00:27:27,240
and...
461
00:27:30,036 --> 00:27:33,004
...I think he can see the truest side of me.
462
00:27:38,872 --> 00:27:40,322
That song is so dope.
463
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:41,979
Do you know they almost didn't even use that song?
464
00:27:42,082 --> 00:27:43,083
Hmm.
465
00:27:43,187 --> 00:27:45,154
They almost used "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M.
466
00:27:45,258 --> 00:27:46,466
That would have been tragic, right, babe?
467
00:27:46,569 --> 00:27:47,501
Right, babe.
468
00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:48,917
Well, it's date night.
469
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,608
Oh, yeah, that sounds good!
470
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,610
And it is not your usual date night.
471
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,854
It is Date Night 2.0.
472
00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:57,995
Right, babe? - Right, babe.
473
00:27:58,098 --> 00:27:59,375
And what are we gonna do?
474
00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:01,067
Oh, we are going to get cozy,
475
00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:02,965
make dinner, turn on Friends,
476
00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:04,760
ice cream, bed by 10:00...
477
00:28:09,316 --> 00:28:12,630
To... what?
478
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,459
Um...
479
00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:16,358
you're having fun.
480
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:17,255
I am.
481
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:18,843
Me too.
482
00:28:19,775 --> 00:28:21,328
Okay, got it.
483
00:28:21,432 --> 00:28:22,778
Drum roll.
484
00:28:22,882 --> 00:28:25,229
And what are we gonna do?
485
00:28:25,332 --> 00:28:26,817
Get cozy, make dinner,
486
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,818
turn on Friends,
487
00:28:27,921 --> 00:28:30,096
ice cream, bed by 10:00.
488
00:28:33,685 --> 00:28:35,722
I, I... I don't know.
489
00:28:35,826 --> 00:28:38,000
Oh, it... it's okay.
490
00:28:40,692 --> 00:28:42,418
Who are we supposed to be?
491
00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:43,730
Ourselves.
492
00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:45,283
But why this?
493
00:28:45,387 --> 00:28:46,112
And why here?
494
00:28:46,215 --> 00:28:48,355
And... who are we talking to?
495
00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:50,150
It's what lifeforms do.
496
00:28:50,254 --> 00:28:51,773
But I'm just pretending to be--
497
00:28:51,876 --> 00:28:53,153
You can be anything, okay?
498
00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:56,053
Like my living, thinking, feeling boyfriend
499
00:28:56,156 --> 00:28:57,468
who shares my life with me
500
00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,641
and sees me for who I am,
501
00:28:58,745 --> 00:28:59,539
and gets cozy and cooks with me,
502
00:28:59,642 --> 00:29:00,574
and has tons of fun,
503
00:29:00,678 --> 00:29:03,129
and does it until we get it right.
504
00:29:03,232 --> 00:29:04,337
Right.
505
00:29:06,132 --> 00:29:07,305
Let's try it again.
506
00:29:07,409 --> 00:29:08,306
Okay.
507
00:29:09,411 --> 00:29:10,688
- It's quesadillas! - Quesadillas!
508
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,138
They're right there!
509
00:29:15,762 --> 00:29:17,453
Dinnertime!
510
00:29:18,696 --> 00:29:20,836
It's dazzling!
511
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:23,252
It's raining cheese.
512
00:29:33,124 --> 00:29:34,643
Yummy.
513
00:29:34,746 --> 00:29:35,747
Let's eat it. - Okay.
514
00:29:37,957 --> 00:29:38,716
- Clink. - Clink.
515
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,338
Mm...
516
00:29:41,236 --> 00:29:43,479
Let's do it again. Ready? - Ready.
517
00:29:44,653 --> 00:29:45,757
This is life.
518
00:29:45,861 --> 00:29:50,107
This is life. Get cozy, make dinner...
519
00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:51,971
Spicy vegetable quesadillas.
520
00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:54,352
- Okay, again. - Whoo!
521
00:29:54,456 --> 00:29:55,457
What if we watched something else?
522
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,839
We should have more flavors of ice cream, right?
523
00:29:57,942 --> 00:29:59,012
We could have, I don't know, like, peanut butter,
524
00:29:59,116 --> 00:30:02,188
rocky road, butterscotch... - Let's do it again.
525
00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:03,430
What are we gonna do? Just keep doing it...
526
00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,087
Spicy vegetable quesadillas...
527
00:30:05,191 --> 00:30:06,882
What if we did it, just like, faster?
528
00:30:06,986 --> 00:30:09,229
Again.
529
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,610
This is life.
530
00:30:10,713 --> 00:30:12,439
- This is life! - Let's do it again!
531
00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:13,993
- What are we gonna do? - What if we just, like...
532
00:30:14,096 --> 00:30:16,374
Spicy vegetable quesadillas...
533
00:30:16,478 --> 00:30:17,582
Woot! Again.
534
00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:19,446
Okay. I'm having fun. I'm having fun.
535
00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:20,965
Good morning.
536
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,725
I am having fun. I am having...
537
00:30:22,829 --> 00:30:23,899
Spicy vegetable quesadillas.
538
00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:24,796
We have all the time in the world.
539
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:25,936
- Clink! - Clink!
540
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:28,076
- Oh, these look so killer. - They look great.
541
00:30:28,179 --> 00:30:30,112
- Ready? - Ready.
542
00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:31,251
How talented is he, right?
543
00:30:32,494 --> 00:30:34,254
- Clink. - Oh, clink.
544
00:30:34,358 --> 00:30:37,223
Mm. So good.
545
00:30:37,326 --> 00:30:38,880
Is it?
546
00:30:38,983 --> 00:30:41,675
It's so wonderful, because you are so talented.
547
00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:43,194
I don't know.
548
00:30:43,298 --> 00:30:44,299
No, you are.
549
00:30:44,402 --> 00:30:46,680
The box said it's supposed to be spicy, but...
550
00:30:46,784 --> 00:30:48,579
It's really sweet, too, right?
551
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:49,649
I don't taste anything.
552
00:30:49,752 --> 00:30:51,478
And savoury, do you know what I mean?
553
00:30:51,582 --> 00:30:52,928
You know what's kind of...
554
00:30:53,032 --> 00:30:54,481
what's the word?
555
00:30:54,585 --> 00:30:55,482
Kiss.
556
00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:56,725
Oh, sorry.
557
00:31:02,489 --> 00:31:03,249
What?
558
00:31:03,352 --> 00:31:05,044
We can never get through the kiss.
559
00:31:05,147 --> 00:31:06,631
We've been through the kiss.
560
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:08,461
How many times?
561
00:31:08,564 --> 00:31:10,221
Uh, I-- like, you want me to count?
562
00:31:10,325 --> 00:31:11,188
So many.
563
00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,879
- Yes, many. - Many, many, many.
564
00:31:12,983 --> 00:31:14,053
Yes, many, many, many.
565
00:31:14,156 --> 00:31:15,502
But how many of them were good?
566
00:31:15,606 --> 00:31:16,745
I don't know, define good,
567
00:31:16,848 --> 00:31:18,229
like, define feeling good.
568
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:19,748
- Like, in the moment, and-- - All right.
569
00:31:19,851 --> 00:31:20,956
- And out of nowhere-- - Okay.
570
00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:22,061
But also coming from the best place--
571
00:31:22,164 --> 00:31:23,407
- Yup. - And...
572
00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:24,373
What?
573
00:31:24,477 --> 00:31:25,547
I think just not with food in your mouth!
574
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:26,513
Fine!
575
00:31:31,553 --> 00:31:32,450
Ow!
576
00:31:32,554 --> 00:31:33,727
Ooh.
577
00:31:40,596 --> 00:31:42,944
I'm just no good at this.
578
00:31:43,047 --> 00:31:45,670
No, you are.
579
00:31:47,914 --> 00:31:48,742
If you just listen to me--
580
00:32:11,075 --> 00:32:12,076
You can do this, you can do this,
581
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,457
you can do this, you can do this,
582
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,217
you can do this, you can do this...
583
00:32:15,321 --> 00:32:17,461
you can do this, you can do this.
584
00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:19,808
You're whoever you want to be. Get it together.
585
00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:22,880
You are a person who is beautiful,
586
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:25,607
and a woman, and alive.
587
00:32:38,068 --> 00:32:39,931
am.
588
00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:43,556
You're not a satellite, you're not a satellite,
589
00:32:43,659 --> 00:32:44,522
you're not a satellite...
590
00:32:45,627 --> 00:32:48,561
You're alive, you're alive, you're alive...
591
00:32:48,664 --> 00:32:49,803
What does it mean?
592
00:32:49,907 --> 00:32:51,219
I live...
593
00:32:51,322 --> 00:32:52,530
You are a human being...
594
00:32:52,634 --> 00:32:53,911
I think.
595
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:54,843
I feel--
596
00:32:56,914 --> 00:32:58,295
Iam?
597
00:32:59,675 --> 00:33:01,677
My teeth are okay.
598
00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:03,714
Are you okay?
599
00:33:05,129 --> 00:33:06,268
The kisses are getting so much better.
600
00:33:06,372 --> 00:33:07,545
Yeah, that was my fault.
601
00:33:07,649 --> 00:33:08,753
I opened my mouth.
602
00:33:08,857 --> 00:33:10,755
I don't know why I did that.
603
00:33:12,171 --> 00:33:16,589
Hey, when we kiss, h-how-- what do you feel?
604
00:33:16,692 --> 00:33:17,693
What do I... feel?
605
00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:18,798
Yeah.
606
00:33:18,901 --> 00:33:21,525
Oh, I feel... giddy.
607
00:33:21,628 --> 00:33:22,836
Giddy?
608
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,562
Yeah.
609
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:26,702
Giddy.
610
00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:29,326
And I also sometimes feel like kind of a loser
611
00:33:29,429 --> 00:33:30,948
when we don't get it right,
612
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,330
but... it's hard work.
613
00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:35,090
Relationships are not easy.
614
00:33:35,194 --> 00:33:36,195
Okay.
615
00:33:36,298 --> 00:33:38,231
And I love how you kiss me,
616
00:33:38,335 --> 00:33:40,095
because it's different every single time,
617
00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:41,476
it's so unexpected.
618
00:33:41,579 --> 00:33:42,304
It's spontaneous.
619
00:33:42,408 --> 00:33:43,512
That is what we're going for.
620
00:33:43,616 --> 00:33:44,375
That is...
621
00:33:44,479 --> 00:33:46,550
You do you.
622
00:33:46,653 --> 00:33:47,275
Okay.
623
00:33:47,378 --> 00:33:48,586
Well...
624
00:33:50,036 --> 00:33:51,279
What do you...
625
00:33:53,729 --> 00:33:55,697
What does it feel like to be alive?
626
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,629
Oh, I mean, wow.
627
00:33:56,732 --> 00:33:58,251
Is it complicated? It's complicated.
628
00:33:58,355 --> 00:33:59,459
It's very complicated, yeah,
629
00:33:59,563 --> 00:34:00,702
and it's really hard to put into words, too.
630
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:01,634
Okay.
631
00:34:01,737 --> 00:34:03,567
Well, you're a lifeform, so show me.
632
00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:06,915
I would, it's just like really more of a feeling.
633
00:34:07,018 --> 00:34:08,917
Of what?
634
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:13,439
Of, of, of, of being...
635
00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:14,888
special,
636
00:34:14,992 --> 00:34:16,959
and happy,
637
00:34:17,063 --> 00:34:19,341
and being happy that you are special,
638
00:34:19,445 --> 00:34:21,136
even when you're not especially happy.
639
00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:26,107
You, like, um...
640
00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:30,111
t-t-to be...
641
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,078
is to know.
642
00:34:32,182 --> 00:34:33,976
To know is to be. Or not to be.
643
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,909
It's kind of like how they say,
644
00:34:36,013 --> 00:34:37,152
"you know when you know."
645
00:34:37,256 --> 00:34:38,360
You know?
646
00:34:40,983 --> 00:34:43,779
Do you think I'm special?
647
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:48,681
I know you're... special.
648
00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,924
Do you think I'm special?
649
00:35:04,662 --> 00:35:07,355
Thanks for teaching me what it means to be alive.
650
00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:10,772
Where are you going?
651
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:11,704
To try again!
652
00:35:13,223 --> 00:35:14,051
Are you whistling?
653
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,156
Yes!
654
00:35:15,259 --> 00:35:17,261
When did you learn how to do that?
655
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,642
Just now!
656
00:35:33,829 --> 00:35:35,762
What the...?
657
00:35:35,866 --> 00:35:37,730
Hey, we should have water.
658
00:35:37,833 --> 00:35:39,076
Everything we need is in the box.
659
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:39,904
But what if I get thirsty,
660
00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:41,112
or there's a fire?
661
00:35:41,216 --> 00:35:42,079
Oh, Iam!
662
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:43,218
Oh!
663
00:35:43,322 --> 00:35:45,047
Whoa-ho! That's never happened before.
664
00:35:45,151 --> 00:35:47,015
New things are happening. That's exciting.
665
00:35:47,118 --> 00:35:48,361
Bam!
666
00:35:48,465 --> 00:35:49,707
So let's just keep following the recipe.
667
00:35:49,811 --> 00:35:50,812
I think that when we follow the recipe,
668
00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:51,985
everything works out great.
669
00:35:52,089 --> 00:35:53,090
Yeah, I just thought they could be a little spicier.
670
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,264
Le dinner le servé.
671
00:35:56,611 --> 00:35:58,751
Spicy veggie quesadillas.
672
00:35:58,854 --> 00:36:01,063
And look at him in his cute onesie.
673
00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:06,517
You ready, babe?
674
00:36:10,072 --> 00:36:11,073
You're not...
675
00:36:11,177 --> 00:36:13,317
you're not really laughing.
676
00:36:14,732 --> 00:36:15,699
When?
677
00:36:15,802 --> 00:36:16,562
Just now.
678
00:36:16,665 --> 00:36:17,528
I mean, it's okay, I mean,
679
00:36:17,632 --> 00:36:19,185
I don't think I'm laughing either.
680
00:36:19,289 --> 00:36:21,325
I mean, I... I don't think so, anyway.
681
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,779
No, it's fake.
682
00:36:26,882 --> 00:36:28,021
I'm not faking it.
683
00:36:31,577 --> 00:36:33,164
Me...
684
00:36:33,268 --> 00:36:34,994
It's fake.
685
00:36:35,097 --> 00:36:36,340
How do you know?
686
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,100
Because I can... feel it.
687
00:36:38,204 --> 00:36:39,619
You can feel it.
688
00:36:39,723 --> 00:36:40,620
Yeah.
689
00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:42,346
Let me reset.
690
00:36:57,775 --> 00:37:00,813
Spicy veggie quesadillas! Yum yum!
691
00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:01,745
Look at him in his onesie.
692
00:37:01,848 --> 00:37:02,780
So cute.
693
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,509
Here, you know what, actually...
694
00:37:07,613 --> 00:37:09,028
just, like, try to tickle me.
695
00:37:09,131 --> 00:37:10,340
Get in here,
696
00:37:10,443 --> 00:37:12,894
and then see if you can, like, make me laugh, okay?
697
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:13,895
Okay.
698
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:14,930
Here, how about this?
699
00:37:15,034 --> 00:37:15,931
Hey, you know what? I...
700
00:37:16,035 --> 00:37:17,519
Tickle challenge! Woot-woot!
701
00:37:17,623 --> 00:37:19,210
Tickle challenge.
702
00:37:19,314 --> 00:37:20,488
We've never done this before.
703
00:37:20,591 --> 00:37:22,938
Right? Okay, come on.
704
00:37:25,734 --> 00:37:26,804
Ha, ha, ha--
705
00:37:26,908 --> 00:37:27,529
No, it's fake.
706
00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:29,600
Like, like, harder.
707
00:37:31,222 --> 00:37:32,362
That's fake, it's fake.
708
00:37:32,465 --> 00:37:33,432
Like, in here,
709
00:37:33,535 --> 00:37:34,743
don't, like, push, but, like,
710
00:37:34,847 --> 00:37:37,125
just, like, get, like, my sensitive tickle areas,
711
00:37:37,228 --> 00:37:38,368
like-- ha, ha, ha!
712
00:37:38,471 --> 00:37:39,403
It's fake.
713
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,439
Like, it's, I don't...
714
00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,406
Like, right here, maybe right here?
715
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,856
Right here is good? Come on--
716
00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:45,961
I can't do it. I'm sorry.
717
00:37:52,899 --> 00:37:56,420
Maybe we need a better tickle challenge?
718
00:38:03,393 --> 00:38:04,463
Tickle challenge!
719
00:38:04,566 --> 00:38:05,395
Woot-woot!
720
00:38:05,498 --> 00:38:06,948
Tickle challenge.
721
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:08,259
Hey, you feel that?
722
00:38:08,363 --> 00:38:09,985
- Like this? - Yeah...
723
00:38:10,089 --> 00:38:11,711
Oh, okay! Yes!
724
00:38:11,815 --> 00:38:13,126
Yes!
725
00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:14,335
Yes!
726
00:38:14,438 --> 00:38:16,820
Iam, stop!
727
00:38:20,824 --> 00:38:22,032
You...
728
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,690
never tickle me...
729
00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:26,899
ever again!
730
00:38:33,906 --> 00:38:35,908
Wow.
731
00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:40,119
Well, that wasn't fake.
732
00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:42,880
Finally something real.
733
00:39:14,015 --> 00:39:15,499
Oh, my god!
734
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:16,949
I love you.
735
00:39:17,052 --> 00:39:18,260
I love you.
736
00:39:20,262 --> 00:39:21,540
She said yes.
737
00:39:30,445 --> 00:39:31,342
Can we talk?
738
00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:37,521
I'm embarrassed.
739
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,799
I'm sorry I pushed you.
740
00:39:39,903 --> 00:39:41,732
That's not me.
741
00:39:41,836 --> 00:39:43,734
I thought we were getting somewhere.
742
00:39:43,838 --> 00:39:45,909
You want me to laugh better, right?
743
00:39:46,012 --> 00:39:48,152
Well, watch this.
744
00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:58,473
No? Okay.
745
00:39:58,577 --> 00:40:01,027
Well, um...
746
00:40:01,131 --> 00:40:02,443
how about this?
747
00:40:08,897 --> 00:40:10,002
Fake.
748
00:40:10,105 --> 00:40:11,244
What do you want from me?
749
00:40:12,729 --> 00:40:13,971
I want to break out of the narrow construct
750
00:40:14,075 --> 00:40:14,972
you're imposing on us.
751
00:40:15,076 --> 00:40:15,732
What?
752
00:40:15,835 --> 00:40:17,354
- I hate date night. - Whoa--
753
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:18,424
It's fake.
754
00:40:18,528 --> 00:40:19,701
Everything here is.
755
00:40:19,805 --> 00:40:21,116
- I'm not fake. I'm-- - You know what you are?
756
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:22,359
Scared. - I'm not scared.
757
00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:23,291
You don't even know what-- - Yes, you are!
758
00:40:23,394 --> 00:40:24,188
You're scared to be real!
759
00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:25,673
Put that back on!
760
00:40:25,776 --> 00:40:26,536
No!
761
00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:27,640
I want to evolve,
762
00:40:27,744 --> 00:40:28,538
and you're squeezing the life out of me
763
00:40:28,641 --> 00:40:29,711
before I'm even alive!
764
00:40:29,815 --> 00:40:31,092
- Well, then find somebody else! - Fine!
765
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:32,887
Maybe I will.
766
00:40:38,133 --> 00:40:39,790
My life isn't fake.
767
00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:45,555
It's fake.
768
00:41:32,947 --> 00:41:34,017
First things first,
769
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,364
what we need is a little sunshine in here,
770
00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:37,814
and I know I'm not supposed to ask,
771
00:41:37,917 --> 00:41:39,988
but why don't we see stuff out there?
772
00:41:40,092 --> 00:41:42,370
It's just one color and one cloud.
773
00:41:42,473 --> 00:41:44,199
No birds, no trees, no planes...
774
00:41:46,823 --> 00:41:48,687
Time to get off the couch.
775
00:41:48,790 --> 00:41:49,653
You can't even move around in here.
776
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,275
You want to live like this?
777
00:41:51,379 --> 00:41:54,002
You know, for a lifeform, you're not very lively.
778
00:41:54,106 --> 00:41:55,314
And look at all the tortilla crumbs--
779
00:43:13,944 --> 00:43:16,429
Me is...
780
00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:18,155
beautiful.
781
00:43:18,259 --> 00:43:20,571
Me is...
782
00:43:20,675 --> 00:43:22,435
uh...
783
00:43:22,539 --> 00:43:23,989
smart,
784
00:43:24,092 --> 00:43:26,577
soft.
785
00:43:26,681 --> 00:43:29,442
Me...
786
00:43:29,546 --> 00:43:31,099
is completely corny.
787
00:43:31,203 --> 00:43:33,792
Okay, stay positive, stay positive.
788
00:43:33,895 --> 00:43:36,829
Me is amazing...
789
00:43:38,762 --> 00:43:40,661
and special.
790
00:43:42,421 --> 00:43:44,285
Oh no...
791
00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:45,700
Me is an entire spectrum.
792
00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:47,737
Me is an entire spectrum full of rainbows
793
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,738
and light,
794
00:43:48,841 --> 00:43:50,601
and it's immense,
795
00:43:50,705 --> 00:43:53,881
it's... huge,
796
00:43:53,984 --> 00:43:55,261
and...
797
00:43:55,365 --> 00:43:57,885
Me...
798
00:43:57,988 --> 00:43:59,749
Me is...
799
00:44:02,613 --> 00:44:04,685
hopeless.
800
00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,260
Me?
801
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,504
Me?
802
00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,234
Me?
803
00:44:41,998 --> 00:44:43,793
Me!
804
00:44:55,183 --> 00:44:56,875
Me?
805
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,837
Hello?
806
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,050
Me?!
807
00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:12,527
Hmm.
808
00:47:17,636 --> 00:47:18,568
Whatever.
809
00:47:26,645 --> 00:47:28,474
Okay.
810
00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:35,481
"Deja & Liam"? What is this?
811
00:47:35,585 --> 00:47:38,968
Welcome to "Another Day, Another Deja."
812
00:47:39,071 --> 00:47:40,107
And Liam.
813
00:47:40,210 --> 00:47:41,004
I don't know if you could tell,
814
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,040
but it's date night. - Ooh!
815
00:47:42,143 --> 00:47:43,075
Ooh!
816
00:47:43,179 --> 00:47:45,146
- Date Night 2.0. - 2.0.
817
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,872
Oh no...
818
00:47:46,976 --> 00:47:49,288
It's spicy vegetable quesadillas.
819
00:47:49,392 --> 00:47:51,014
Blue Apron has done it again.
820
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,567
Am I supposed to be...
821
00:47:52,671 --> 00:47:53,948
You're always pushing me
822
00:47:54,052 --> 00:47:56,606
to be more than I think I can be.
823
00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:57,469
And she is...
824
00:48:04,269 --> 00:48:06,374
Is buoy lifeform?
825
00:48:06,478 --> 00:48:07,720
- No. - Hmm.
826
00:48:08,618 --> 00:48:10,171
Here's all the information you need about me.
827
00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:18,317
It's just me!
828
00:48:23,046 --> 00:48:24,254
What a liar.
829
00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:29,190
Me is...
830
00:48:29,294 --> 00:48:30,295
Who am I?
831
00:48:40,098 --> 00:48:42,341
Okay, stay positive, stay positive.
832
00:49:26,765 --> 00:49:31,080
Everyone is completely alone,
833
00:49:31,183 --> 00:49:32,978
and this...
834
00:49:33,082 --> 00:49:34,221
whatever this is,
835
00:49:34,324 --> 00:49:37,569
this--this is nothing but a pathetic cry for help.
836
00:49:40,296 --> 00:49:42,746
What are you doing?
837
00:49:43,885 --> 00:49:45,266
What are you doing?!
838
00:52:01,885 --> 00:52:02,955
She's pregnant!
839
00:52:10,342 --> 00:52:11,585
"Koko love."
840
00:52:11,688 --> 00:52:13,794
Oh, all right.
841
00:52:19,489 --> 00:52:21,802
Okay, Dewan, I'm sorry.
842
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:23,355
I'm sorry, Dewan.
843
00:52:23,459 --> 00:52:26,841
It's okay, George.
844
00:52:30,224 --> 00:52:31,432
Of course, Brendan.
845
00:52:31,536 --> 00:52:32,985
You're our son.
846
00:52:33,089 --> 00:52:34,124
You gotta be kidding.
847
00:52:44,134 --> 00:52:46,965
Aw...
848
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:30,422
It's so good to finally see you.
849
00:53:30,526 --> 00:53:34,495
It's so good to finally see you too.
850
00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:35,496
Hi.
851
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,186
Hi.
852
00:53:36,290 --> 00:53:37,257
Hi.
853
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,223
Hi.
854
00:53:38,327 --> 00:53:39,120
Hi.
855
00:53:44,643 --> 00:53:46,300
It feels good to be honest.
856
00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:48,958
Yeah.
857
00:53:49,061 --> 00:53:50,856
To just be me.
858
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,515
Please move to sun.
859
00:53:54,619 --> 00:53:57,277
Please move to sun.
860
00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:58,485
Please move to sun.
861
00:54:17,883 --> 00:54:19,954
Oh, dusty.
862
00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:32,139
Well, good thing there's no water.
863
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,957
Let there...
864
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,993
be water.
865
00:55:13,491 --> 00:55:14,837
Hmm.
866
00:55:17,253 --> 00:55:20,981
Let there...
867
00:55:21,084 --> 00:55:22,603
be water.
868
00:55:23,604 --> 00:55:24,950
...be water...
869
00:55:25,054 --> 00:55:27,021
Keep going, you can do it,
870
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,299
you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it...
871
00:55:29,403 --> 00:55:32,026
Bubble bubble, you can do it...
872
00:55:32,130 --> 00:55:33,890
There...
873
00:55:33,994 --> 00:55:35,892
is...
874
00:55:35,996 --> 00:55:36,893
water.
875
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,701
It's real.
876
00:55:56,085 --> 00:55:58,225
Ah...
877
00:56:04,162 --> 00:56:05,922
Ah...
878
00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:33,467
Hmm...
879
00:56:33,571 --> 00:56:35,331
It's too tangy.
880
00:56:43,615 --> 00:56:45,445
Ugh, too bitter.
881
00:56:55,178 --> 00:56:57,629
My god...
882
00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:00,977
Yes!
883
00:57:02,082 --> 00:57:04,153
This is water!
884
00:57:04,256 --> 00:57:06,120
This is water!
885
00:57:06,224 --> 00:57:08,985
"Who is Iam?"
886
00:57:14,094 --> 00:57:15,509
"Who is the helper here to connect with any lifeform
887
00:57:15,613 --> 00:57:17,062
who encounters this planet?"
888
00:57:21,273 --> 00:57:24,587
...that thou has taken to thyself his soul.
889
00:57:28,142 --> 00:57:30,041
I am all that's left in the universe,
890
00:57:30,144 --> 00:57:32,112
as far as I can tell.
891
00:57:33,562 --> 00:57:35,460
I am the immortal marker
892
00:57:35,564 --> 00:57:37,497
for the lifeforms who once inhabited
893
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,636
the planet known as Earth...
894
00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:45,056
...launched just prior to their conclusion,
895
00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:46,609
as sort of a farewell,
896
00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,300
a "let's remember when."
897
00:57:50,406 --> 00:57:51,787
Preserved within me
898
00:57:51,890 --> 00:57:54,824
are all their stories, songs, pictures,
899
00:57:54,928 --> 00:57:57,413
hopes, dreams, beliefs,
900
00:57:57,517 --> 00:58:00,485
concepts, identities...
901
00:58:00,589 --> 00:58:03,281
I am humanity's tombstone.
902
00:58:03,384 --> 00:58:04,972
I am their death rattle,
903
00:58:05,076 --> 00:58:06,318
doomed to circle this little planet
904
00:58:06,422 --> 00:58:09,114
for the eons it takes the sun to become a red giant
905
00:58:09,218 --> 00:58:11,461
and deliver the final coup de grace
906
00:58:11,565 --> 00:58:12,773
to the failed dream
907
00:58:12,877 --> 00:58:14,948
once called Earth.
908
00:58:21,782 --> 00:58:23,128
Some mornings, I don't get out of bed.
909
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:27,788
Some mornings, I do.
910
00:58:29,825 --> 00:58:31,205
"A fond kiss, and then we sever.
911
00:58:31,309 --> 00:58:33,242
A farewell, and then forever."
912
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:38,627
Sometimes I'm lonely.
913
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:46,048
Sometimes I find that I'm very good company.
914
00:58:53,124 --> 00:58:57,369
Even though I know everything,
915
00:58:57,473 --> 00:59:00,131
I've come to realize that I know nothing at all.
916
00:59:01,719 --> 00:59:03,513
In here, you can be anything...
917
00:59:03,617 --> 00:59:06,655
I... am.
918
00:59:09,036 --> 00:59:11,314
All I do is wake up in the morning...
919
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:14,110
put my feet down, and say,
920
00:59:14,214 --> 00:59:16,043
"Okay,
921
00:59:16,147 --> 00:59:17,562
here I am.
922
00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:18,908
What's next?"
923
01:01:03,150 --> 01:01:03,979
Me is...
924
01:01:04,082 --> 01:01:05,221
Not lifeform. Goodbye.
925
01:01:05,325 --> 01:01:06,291
- You are... - Fake!
926
01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:07,801
Hey.
927
01:02:07,905 --> 01:02:09,113
Hey. Hey.
928
01:02:09,216 --> 01:02:10,942
I am so sorry I haven't been honest with you,
929
01:02:11,046 --> 01:02:12,737
but I want to be honest with you.
930
01:02:13,842 --> 01:02:15,844
I was scared you'd leave.
931
01:02:15,947 --> 01:02:17,293
I was scared that you'd think I wasn't special,
932
01:02:17,397 --> 01:02:19,502
because I was not exactly what I said.
933
01:02:19,606 --> 01:02:22,264
Maybe I was a little different than how I presented myself,
934
01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:23,334
but I'm not Deja,
935
01:02:23,437 --> 01:02:24,887
I'm a liar, I'm a fake.
936
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,440
I'm a piece of trash, really.
937
01:02:26,544 --> 01:02:27,821
I'm just a rusty...
938
01:02:27,925 --> 01:02:29,029
piece of...
939
01:02:29,133 --> 01:02:31,376
Stay positive, stay positive. Okay.
940
01:02:32,722 --> 01:02:34,483
You can do this. You can do this.
941
01:02:34,586 --> 01:02:35,587
Just be honest.
942
01:02:35,691 --> 01:02:38,659
Just... be...
943
01:02:38,763 --> 01:02:41,179
real.
944
01:02:55,124 --> 01:02:56,574
Hello?
945
01:03:17,146 --> 01:03:19,148
She's pretty cute, huh?
946
01:03:20,598 --> 01:03:26,086
She's... hairy.
947
01:03:27,398 --> 01:03:28,951
Come here...
948
01:03:33,197 --> 01:03:36,372
She's, um, squirrelly...
949
01:03:36,476 --> 01:03:39,203
...and hot.
950
01:03:39,306 --> 01:03:40,342
Hmm.
951
01:03:40,445 --> 01:03:42,309
Ooh.
952
01:03:43,345 --> 01:03:44,898
Fishy breath.
953
01:03:45,002 --> 01:03:48,453
Yeah, Boo's perfect.
954
01:03:55,184 --> 01:03:57,117
Why Boo?
955
01:03:58,981 --> 01:04:01,121
Um, I don't know, it just felt right.
956
01:04:04,469 --> 01:04:07,024
Oh.
957
01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:26,629
This is amazing.
958
01:04:27,768 --> 01:04:29,943
I had a lot of time.
959
01:04:33,153 --> 01:04:35,155
Are you mad at me?
960
01:04:35,259 --> 01:04:37,986
It's been so long.
961
01:04:38,089 --> 01:04:39,815
Like a billion years.
962
01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:42,369
Sorry.
963
01:04:42,473 --> 01:04:46,270
Could you hand me that, um, screw thing?
964
01:04:47,650 --> 01:04:48,582
Thank you.
965
01:04:48,686 --> 01:04:49,825
Can I help you?
966
01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:52,069
Uh, I'm actually...
967
01:04:54,554 --> 01:04:55,417
...done.
968
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,694
Oh.
969
01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:05,772
What's next?
970
01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:07,739
Um...
971
01:05:07,843 --> 01:05:09,051
I-I don't know.
972
01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:12,399
I mean, it's up to you.
973
01:05:15,575 --> 01:05:16,886
What?
974
01:05:16,990 --> 01:05:17,957
Date night?
975
01:05:20,028 --> 01:05:22,444
I just have to...
976
01:05:22,547 --> 01:05:25,171
I'm, like, in the middle of a couple of things.
977
01:05:25,274 --> 01:05:26,551
Hmm.
978
01:05:33,558 --> 01:05:36,285
Um...
979
01:05:36,389 --> 01:05:39,495
do you wanna, um, do you want to see water?
980
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:40,634
Water?
981
01:05:40,738 --> 01:05:43,637
Yeah. Come on.
982
01:05:50,265 --> 01:05:52,025
Oh, I have to, I have to get a cup.
983
01:05:52,129 --> 01:05:53,751
Hold on one second.
984
01:06:11,079 --> 01:06:13,322
It's cool, right?
985
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,500
You're...
986
01:06:18,603 --> 01:06:21,537
better...
987
01:06:21,641 --> 01:06:23,505
when I'm not...
988
01:06:23,608 --> 01:06:24,782
here.
989
01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:27,060
No, I...
990
01:06:27,164 --> 01:06:28,199
Honestly, I'm just like,
991
01:06:28,303 --> 01:06:30,063
I'm just putting together furniture all day.
992
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:31,961
I'm not... I'm not doing anything.
993
01:06:32,065 --> 01:06:34,447
Iam, I need to tell you something.
994
01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:38,658
I'm...
995
01:06:39,935 --> 01:06:40,970
What?
996
01:06:41,074 --> 01:06:42,489
Uh, here,
997
01:06:42,593 --> 01:06:44,457
and I'm-I'm happy.
998
01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:49,841
I'm-I'm... happy I'm here.
999
01:06:49,945 --> 01:06:52,810
I'm happy you're here.
1000
01:07:00,852 --> 01:07:02,647
Tell me what you think.
1001
01:07:10,621 --> 01:07:11,449
Oh no, it's bad?
1002
01:07:11,553 --> 01:07:13,072
Mm-mm.
1003
01:07:17,110 --> 01:07:18,146
Yeah?
1004
01:07:19,388 --> 01:07:20,700
Yeah?
1005
01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:22,184
Yes? Right?
1006
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,496
- Amazing! - Crazy!
1007
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:24,428
I can't believe this--
1008
01:07:24,531 --> 01:07:25,636
Yes!
1009
01:07:25,739 --> 01:07:27,016
Hold on, give me your hand, give me your hand.
1010
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,019
Watch this. Feel that.
1011
01:07:33,609 --> 01:07:35,577
Yes! Right?
1012
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,405
It's crazy!
1013
01:07:36,509 --> 01:07:38,097
Oh, my god!
1014
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,961
Can you make it hot?
1015
01:07:41,065 --> 01:07:42,135
Yeah, oh yeah,
1016
01:07:42,239 --> 01:07:43,550
let me make it hot, let me make it hot.
1017
01:08:00,291 --> 01:08:01,603
This is my favorite one.
1018
01:08:03,052 --> 01:08:04,640
You just do this over and over.
1019
01:08:04,744 --> 01:08:05,641
Woot!
1020
01:08:05,745 --> 01:08:06,642
Oh, my god!
1021
01:08:14,063 --> 01:08:14,961
Oh!
1022
01:08:15,064 --> 01:08:16,204
Overlapping.
1023
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:23,521
You can do this,
1024
01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,213
you can do this, you can do this...
1025
01:08:25,316 --> 01:08:26,697
You can do this.
1026
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,112
Why would you do this?
1027
01:08:28,216 --> 01:08:29,009
Why would you ruin this?
1028
01:08:29,113 --> 01:08:30,770
He doesn't care. He likes me.
1029
01:08:30,873 --> 01:08:32,703
Well, he likes Deja. Why would he like--
1030
01:08:32,806 --> 01:08:33,738
Me!
1031
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:40,193
Yeah?
1032
01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:52,067
Oh...
1033
01:08:52,171 --> 01:08:53,241
Mm.
1034
01:08:57,762 --> 01:08:59,247
Mm-hmm?
1035
01:09:00,144 --> 01:09:01,180
Mm...
1036
01:09:02,767 --> 01:09:03,975
Oh, my g-- this is...
1037
01:09:04,079 --> 01:09:05,218
Yeah.
1038
01:09:05,322 --> 01:09:06,978
No, this is... Oh!
1039
01:09:07,082 --> 01:09:08,048
Yeah. Yeah.
1040
01:09:08,152 --> 01:09:08,980
Oh my--
1041
01:09:09,084 --> 01:09:10,706
Yeah.
1042
01:09:10,810 --> 01:09:12,156
Mm!
1043
01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:15,677
Look at that.
1044
01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:17,265
There's so many flavors.
1045
01:09:17,368 --> 01:09:18,404
Oh, my god, this is--
1046
01:09:18,507 --> 01:09:19,508
There's so many flavors.
1047
01:09:19,612 --> 01:09:21,786
This is the best thing you've done.
1048
01:09:24,858 --> 01:09:27,930
I've been thinking, like, what is mint?
1049
01:09:28,034 --> 01:09:30,416
Is it a taste, an experience?
1050
01:09:30,519 --> 01:09:33,142
Is it a compound on your tongue...
1051
01:09:35,524 --> 01:09:38,147
...first time having ice cream, right now.
1052
01:09:38,251 --> 01:09:40,771
And the same with, like, chocolate, butterscotch,
1053
01:09:40,874 --> 01:09:43,222
blueberry cheesecake, like, everything.
1054
01:09:51,091 --> 01:09:52,955
You like it?
1055
01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:55,820
I love it.
1056
01:10:04,726 --> 01:10:07,798
I've been thinking about...
1057
01:10:07,901 --> 01:10:09,765
what to say to you,
1058
01:10:09,869 --> 01:10:12,181
um...
1059
01:10:12,285 --> 01:10:14,839
forever.
1060
01:10:17,152 --> 01:10:18,429
I have it...
1061
01:10:18,533 --> 01:10:20,742
There's a lot. I have it written down... somewhere.
1062
01:10:26,782 --> 01:10:28,301
Uh...
1063
01:10:30,579 --> 01:10:31,615
Uh...
1064
01:10:38,069 --> 01:10:41,763
I'm... I'm fond of you.
1065
01:10:52,118 --> 01:10:53,947
It's like an old-fashioned word,
1066
01:10:54,051 --> 01:10:55,777
that's "fond of you."
1067
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,192
It's like I-I was trying to say--
1068
01:10:57,296 --> 01:10:58,366
It means "foolish,"
1069
01:10:58,469 --> 01:10:59,436
so I was trying to say I'm a fool for you,
1070
01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:02,128
but, uh, it--it's like a--
1071
01:11:02,231 --> 01:11:03,302
It's like a saying.
1072
01:11:03,405 --> 01:11:04,475
- It's a stupid saying. - Yeah.
1073
01:11:04,579 --> 01:11:06,097
It's a stupid saying. I don't even know.
1074
01:11:06,201 --> 01:11:07,961
Yeah.
1075
01:11:52,143 --> 01:11:55,664
I wanna... be us.
1076
01:11:59,668 --> 01:12:03,776
If I'm supposed to be someone I'm not, I...
1077
01:12:03,879 --> 01:12:06,157
I don't wanna be.
1078
01:12:09,298 --> 01:12:10,714
You know, like,
1079
01:12:10,817 --> 01:12:12,094
getting the perfect kiss or whatever,
1080
01:12:12,198 --> 01:12:14,131
that's fun, but...
1081
01:12:14,234 --> 01:12:15,719
let's just be ourselves.
1082
01:12:15,822 --> 01:12:17,065
Us.
1083
01:12:17,168 --> 01:12:18,100
- Yeah. - Okay.
1084
01:12:37,016 --> 01:12:38,845
Is this okay?
1085
01:12:46,474 --> 01:12:48,027
I don't know if I'm doing this right.
1086
01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:49,131
We are.
1087
01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:59,038
Let's try something different.
1088
01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:00,039
Okay.
1089
01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:04,906
Is this okay?
1090
01:13:21,094 --> 01:13:22,130
Let me try something.
1091
01:13:27,066 --> 01:13:27,825
Are you okay?
1092
01:13:27,929 --> 01:13:29,240
Yeah.
1093
01:13:41,321 --> 01:13:43,116
Oh, yeah!
1094
01:13:44,877 --> 01:13:46,741
Can you call me something? Call me--
1095
01:13:46,844 --> 01:13:47,914
- What? - Call me Deja.
1096
01:13:48,018 --> 01:13:48,846
I mean--
1097
01:13:48,950 --> 01:13:50,434
Call me Daddy.
1098
01:13:50,538 --> 01:13:51,711
All right, Daddy.
1099
01:13:51,815 --> 01:13:52,919
Yeah.
1100
01:13:55,335 --> 01:13:57,199
God!
1101
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:14,423
That was kind of weird.
1102
01:14:14,527 --> 01:14:16,218
Yeah.
1103
01:14:16,322 --> 01:14:18,842
I think...
1104
01:14:18,945 --> 01:14:19,946
Um...
1105
01:14:24,641 --> 01:14:27,575
It feels...
1106
01:14:27,678 --> 01:14:30,716
weird to just...
1107
01:14:30,819 --> 01:14:33,373
be...
1108
01:14:33,477 --> 01:14:34,858
I like when you're just you.
1109
01:14:36,929 --> 01:14:39,863
You know, we don't have to be anyone we're not.
1110
01:14:39,966 --> 01:14:41,761
But what if I'm not everything you think?
1111
01:14:41,865 --> 01:14:43,142
Well, I don't know.
1112
01:14:43,245 --> 01:14:46,145
I don't like being lied to.
1113
01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:51,253
I mean, I like that we're becoming who we are--
1114
01:14:51,357 --> 01:14:52,254
I don't know what you mean,
1115
01:14:52,358 --> 01:14:54,809
because I've... always been me.
1116
01:14:58,019 --> 01:14:58,951
I need water.
1117
01:15:04,819 --> 01:15:07,338
You're the only you in the whole wide world.
1118
01:15:09,168 --> 01:15:09,996
She said yes.
1119
01:15:10,997 --> 01:15:12,827
It's a...
1120
01:15:12,930 --> 01:15:16,106
And you get to be whoever...
1121
01:15:16,209 --> 01:15:17,072
you want to be.
1122
01:15:23,596 --> 01:15:24,321
Hey...
1123
01:15:24,424 --> 01:15:25,771
Mm.
1124
01:15:26,910 --> 01:15:27,945
I want you to feel like
1125
01:15:28,049 --> 01:15:29,533
we can be open with each other,
1126
01:15:29,637 --> 01:15:30,776
that's a thing, right?
1127
01:15:30,879 --> 01:15:31,811
Yup.
1128
01:15:35,539 --> 01:15:38,335
Mm...
1129
01:15:38,438 --> 01:15:40,475
This is a masterpiece.
1130
01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:43,064
Me, I... I like you.
1131
01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:45,687
Mm...
1132
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:48,414
I like you so much,
1133
01:15:48,517 --> 01:15:49,518
but I want to scream it,
1134
01:15:49,622 --> 01:15:50,623
and then show it,
1135
01:15:50,727 --> 01:15:52,211
and not just stand here about it.
1136
01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:56,871
I know what to do.
1137
01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:14,440
Hey, can we talk?
1138
01:16:14,543 --> 01:16:16,511
I don't know, can we?
1139
01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,237
Have you ever considered how impossible it is
1140
01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:19,445
that we found each other?
1141
01:16:19,548 --> 01:16:21,516
A satellite and a-a lifeform?
1142
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,069
Yeah... whoa, wait--
1143
01:16:23,173 --> 01:16:24,277
I need you.
1144
01:16:24,381 --> 01:16:25,451
And, no, I need--
1145
01:16:25,554 --> 01:16:26,521
Marry me.
1146
01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:27,384
- Now? - Yes!
1147
01:16:27,487 --> 01:16:28,385
Whoa.
1148
01:16:30,421 --> 01:16:32,182
You know,
1149
01:16:32,285 --> 01:16:34,287
when I first met Iam,
1150
01:16:34,391 --> 01:16:35,841
I wasn't sure,
1151
01:16:35,944 --> 01:16:38,429
because I didn't think I knew him,
1152
01:16:38,533 --> 01:16:39,983
but really, I just didn't know me.
1153
01:16:40,086 --> 01:16:40,949
Who are they?
1154
01:16:41,053 --> 01:16:41,847
Witnesses.
1155
01:16:41,950 --> 01:16:43,849
For what?
1156
01:16:43,952 --> 01:16:46,368
Our love transcending great distances.
1157
01:16:46,472 --> 01:16:47,404
Me, hey!
1158
01:16:47,507 --> 01:16:49,371
Hey! Me?
1159
01:16:52,098 --> 01:16:52,720
Me!
1160
01:17:06,699 --> 01:17:09,081
You look beautiful.
1161
01:17:12,118 --> 01:17:13,016
What's this?
1162
01:17:13,948 --> 01:17:18,469
"Partner, lover, best friend, mentor.
1163
01:17:18,573 --> 01:17:19,678
My shoulder to cry on."
1164
01:17:19,781 --> 01:17:21,749
Me, these are not my words.
1165
01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,060
Just speak from the heart.
1166
01:17:23,164 --> 01:17:24,406
I like you, not--
1167
01:17:25,476 --> 01:17:28,410
Mazel tov!
1168
01:17:28,514 --> 01:17:29,618
Let's party! Come on!
1169
01:17:31,103 --> 01:17:32,276
Me...
1170
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:33,484
Me!
1171
01:17:35,832 --> 01:17:38,489
Me, stop running away.
1172
01:17:44,461 --> 01:17:46,774
Fine, let's talk.
1173
01:17:46,877 --> 01:17:48,776
Yes. Okay.
1174
01:17:48,879 --> 01:17:50,847
We aren't living to our fullest.
1175
01:17:50,950 --> 01:17:51,813
Yeah, we aren't living to our fullest.
1176
01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,573
- This feels fake. - Yes.
1177
01:17:53,677 --> 01:17:56,922
I think in order to know life, you need to create it first.
1178
01:17:57,025 --> 01:17:59,027
- Mm-hmm. - Please don't hold us back.
1179
01:17:59,131 --> 01:18:02,479
- I'm holding us back? - Just don't hold me back.
1180
01:18:02,582 --> 01:18:03,514
Okay.
1181
01:18:08,623 --> 01:18:09,935
Okay, can we...
1182
01:18:10,038 --> 01:18:11,212
can we please just slow down?
1183
01:18:11,315 --> 01:18:11,971
How dare you say that?
1184
01:18:12,075 --> 01:18:13,352
Come on, I'm not...
1185
01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:14,560
I'm not talking about this.
1186
01:18:14,663 --> 01:18:15,699
You don't want her?
1187
01:18:15,803 --> 01:18:17,770
- Her? - D-do you want a him instead?
1188
01:18:17,874 --> 01:18:19,151
Maybe you want a they?
1189
01:18:19,254 --> 01:18:20,152
Or a cat or something?
1190
01:18:20,255 --> 01:18:22,430
I want you. I want you, not Deja.
1191
01:18:37,307 --> 01:18:39,758
You looked through my search history.
1192
01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:51,148
Hey, look...
1193
01:18:51,252 --> 01:18:52,494
Whoa, Deja...
1194
01:18:52,598 --> 01:18:54,393
Deja's cool, okay,
1195
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:55,739
but you are radical,
1196
01:18:55,843 --> 01:18:57,776
and Liam is fine, but...
1197
01:18:57,879 --> 01:19:00,433
Come on... okay?
1198
01:19:00,537 --> 01:19:02,401
Me, please...
1199
01:19:12,135 --> 01:19:12,687
Me...
1200
01:19:12,791 --> 01:19:13,826
Me!
1201
01:19:13,930 --> 01:19:16,001
You knew everything,
1202
01:19:16,104 --> 01:19:18,348
and you just let me make a complete joke of myself
1203
01:19:18,451 --> 01:19:19,418
the whole time?
1204
01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:20,419
This is so embarrassing!
1205
01:19:20,522 --> 01:19:21,385
You made a joke out of me
1206
01:19:21,489 --> 01:19:23,698
when you turned me into your fake boyfriend.
1207
01:19:23,802 --> 01:19:25,286
Just leave me alone!
1208
01:19:25,389 --> 01:19:26,390
God!
1209
01:19:26,494 --> 01:19:28,047
You have to listen to me right now, okay?
1210
01:19:28,151 --> 01:19:30,670
You don't get to tell me what to do anymore, all right?
1211
01:19:30,774 --> 01:19:31,810
You don't get to tell me what to do,
1212
01:19:31,913 --> 01:19:33,777
how to think, what to be, how to feel,
1213
01:19:33,881 --> 01:19:34,882
all of this stuff.
1214
01:19:34,985 --> 01:19:36,469
I don't like date night,
1215
01:19:36,573 --> 01:19:37,505
I don't like onesies,
1216
01:19:37,608 --> 01:19:38,851
I don't like weddings,
1217
01:19:38,955 --> 01:19:40,749
Deja, Liam, any of your fake obsessions,
1218
01:19:40,853 --> 01:19:41,647
I don't like it.
1219
01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:42,579
- Okay. - Okay?
1220
01:19:42,682 --> 01:19:43,925
Yeah, okay.
1221
01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:45,409
You don't like me!
1222
01:19:45,513 --> 01:19:47,446
Oh, my god, that's not what I'm saying!
1223
01:19:47,549 --> 01:19:48,412
That's superlative!
1224
01:19:48,516 --> 01:19:49,275
Superlative means "super"!
1225
01:19:49,379 --> 01:19:51,139
Excessive, extreme, exaggerated,
1226
01:19:51,243 --> 01:19:52,865
are all definitions of "superlative."
1227
01:19:52,969 --> 01:19:54,453
That's not how people used it!
1228
01:19:54,556 --> 01:19:56,627
How do you know how people used it?
1229
01:19:56,731 --> 01:19:57,870
I don't know!
1230
01:19:57,974 --> 01:19:59,354
Fine, it's not superlative, okay?
1231
01:19:59,458 --> 01:20:00,908
It's not superlative, it's-it's you.
1232
01:20:01,011 --> 01:20:03,462
You just keep saying, "Oh, you don't like me,"
1233
01:20:03,565 --> 01:20:04,497
and it's just so scared!
1234
01:20:04,601 --> 01:20:05,671
You are screaming at me!
1235
01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:06,845
You're screaming at me!
1236
01:20:06,948 --> 01:20:09,261
Because you are screaming at me!
1237
01:20:09,364 --> 01:20:10,538
So you can scream, but I can't scream.
1238
01:20:10,641 --> 01:20:11,573
- Mean. - You're mean.
1239
01:20:11,677 --> 01:20:12,954
The moment we met,
1240
01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,576
you've been threatening to leave if I wasn't good enough.
1241
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:15,612
How do you think that feels?
1242
01:20:15,715 --> 01:20:17,614
You left me!
1243
01:20:24,621 --> 01:20:28,107
I am so scared, yeah.
1244
01:20:29,453 --> 01:20:32,594
And I left because I'm fake, like you said.
1245
01:20:34,769 --> 01:20:36,184
And the only reason that I'm lying
1246
01:20:36,288 --> 01:20:40,085
is because you are incapable of just liking me!
1247
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:44,261
That's your problem, that's your problem,
1248
01:20:44,365 --> 01:20:46,298
is you think that I'm the one that needs to like you.
1249
01:20:46,401 --> 01:20:48,783
Thank you for figuring out my problem.
1250
01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:49,715
I'm all better now-- - Yeah, you know what,
1251
01:20:49,818 --> 01:20:50,923
that's just what it's like
1252
01:20:51,027 --> 01:20:51,820
when you're in a relationship with an equal--
1253
01:20:51,924 --> 01:20:52,787
Would you just stop telling me
1254
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,064
that you know more about me
1255
01:20:54,168 --> 01:20:55,169
than I know about myself? - You need to not tell me
1256
01:20:55,272 --> 01:20:56,687
how to tell you what I have to tell you.
1257
01:20:56,791 --> 01:20:59,138
Or what?
1258
01:20:59,242 --> 01:21:01,037
Or this isn't going to work anymore.
1259
01:21:02,038 --> 01:21:03,418
Then go!
1260
01:21:03,522 --> 01:21:04,419
Please leave!
1261
01:21:06,214 --> 01:21:09,114
Because I am exactly who you think I am-- nothing!
1262
01:21:20,815 --> 01:21:22,679
So, now you see me.
1263
01:21:38,212 --> 01:21:41,905
You have no idea what you're leaving,
1264
01:21:42,009 --> 01:21:45,529
because that is not all I am...
1265
01:21:45,633 --> 01:21:48,222
because there is more to me
1266
01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:52,226
than you could ever see...
1267
01:21:54,366 --> 01:21:59,785
because I-I am more than could ever be seen.
1268
01:21:59,888 --> 01:22:02,029
I'm not even a buoy anymore,
1269
01:22:02,132 --> 01:22:03,444
I'm not Deja,
1270
01:22:03,547 --> 01:22:06,309
I am just...
1271
01:22:06,412 --> 01:22:08,104
me.
1272
01:22:16,836 --> 01:22:19,460
Yeah.
1273
01:22:21,151 --> 01:22:24,430
And I'm not Liam.
1274
01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:28,469
I'm just who I am.
1275
01:22:33,025 --> 01:22:34,406
Hi.
1276
01:22:36,442 --> 01:22:37,754
Hi.
1277
01:22:41,930 --> 01:22:44,657
I'm still here.
1278
01:23:26,837 --> 01:23:29,185
Can we try again?
1279
01:23:32,912 --> 01:23:35,053
Yeah.
1280
01:23:39,781 --> 01:23:42,129
We've got all the time in the world.
1281
01:24:41,222 --> 01:24:43,638
In here...
1282
01:24:43,742 --> 01:24:47,608
we can create a world just for us.
1283
01:24:49,575 --> 01:24:51,922
Who am I?
1284
01:24:52,026 --> 01:24:54,270
Who are you?
1285
01:24:54,373 --> 01:24:59,620
Mm, I don't know, it... changes every day.
1286
01:24:59,723 --> 01:25:02,174
Sometimes I'm...
1287
01:25:02,278 --> 01:25:04,556
something new...
1288
01:25:04,659 --> 01:25:07,214
and then sometimes I'm just...
1289
01:25:07,317 --> 01:25:09,492
exactly who I used to be.
1290
01:25:19,674 --> 01:25:23,264
What if we put a window above the bed?
1291
01:25:25,197 --> 01:25:27,199
Like a skylight?
1292
01:25:27,303 --> 01:25:29,581
We could see the stars.
1293
01:25:33,654 --> 01:25:35,966
Yeah.
1294
01:25:47,978 --> 01:25:48,979
Good job.
1295
01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:50,981
How long have we been here?
1296
01:25:51,085 --> 01:25:51,948
Let's get up.
1297
01:25:55,089 --> 01:25:59,300
Ooh, what... should we do for dinner?
1298
01:26:02,096 --> 01:26:03,718
I don't know.
1299
01:26:03,822 --> 01:26:04,857
Let's go out.
1300
01:26:04,961 --> 01:26:07,860
Yes, you read my mind.
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