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[SNORING]
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* TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
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* IT'S THE BEST IN EVERY WAY
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* SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST OK
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* IT'S A VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY *
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* GOOD DAY
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* TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
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* I DO HOPE IT'S NOT CLICHÉ *
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* IT'S EXACTLY AS I SAY
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* DON'T BELIEVE ME,
THEN JUST LOOK *
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* WHAT'S WRITTEN
UNDER MY TOUPEE *
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* TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
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* I LIKE IT MORE
THAN A SOUFFLÉ *
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* TRAFFIC LIGHTS
YOU SHOULD OBEY *
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* I'M REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY RUNNING OUT OF WORDS *
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* THAT RHYME...WITH DAY
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FRED!
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[GASPS]
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FRED!
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[CHUCKLES] MORNING, MOM.
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ARE YOU SINGING?
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NO! SINGING? MOM!
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THAT'S CRAZY TALK!
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW
HOW I FEEL ABOUT OPENING
MUSICAL NUMBERS.
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YOU DON'T NEED SOME
FLASHY SONG AND DANCE
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TO GET PEOPLE
TO LIKE YOU, FRED.
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YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
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I KNOW, MOM.
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* TODAY I LOVE THIS DAY
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* BECAUSE TODAY IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* GOOD-BYE, GEOMETRY,
GOOD-BYE, HOMEROOM *
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* GOOD-BYE TO THE STENCH OF
MISS McGURKIN'S CHEAP PERFUME *
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[SPRAYING]
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* NO MORE WET WILLIES,
SPITBALLS IN YOUR HAIR *
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* THE LAST DAY THEY'LL HANG
YOU BY YOUR UNDERWEAR *
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* GOOD-BYE, LUNCH FOOD,
HOW DO WE SURVIVE? *
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* I WON'T MISS THE MEATLOAF
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* IS IT ALIVE?
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[GURGLING]
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BE GONE, CURSED BEAST!
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GO BACK TO WHATEVER
CRUEL MEATLOAF WORLD
YOU CAME FROM!
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DIE! DIE!
DIIIIIIIIIEE!
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SORRY.
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[MARCHING BAND PLAYING,
WHISTLE]
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
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THIS IS THE BIG FINISH!
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SO LET'S REALLY MAKE IT COUNT!
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* THE BEST DAY
IS THE LAST DAY *
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* IS THE BEST DAY 'CAUSE
IT'S THE LAST DAY *
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* OF SCHOOL
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[FIREWORKS]
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* YEAH, THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOOOOL! *
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SORRY, UM, I JUST
REALLY LIKE TODAY, SO...
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KEVIN!
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YOU'RE SUCH A DORK,
DAZZLE FIGGLEHORN.
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OH, NICE SHOT, KEVIN.
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YOUR ACCURACY
HAS REALLY IMPROVED.
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OK, CLASS, BACK TO WORK.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'LL PROBABLY SPEND MY SUMMER
JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC,
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CATCH UP ON SOME MOVIES,
RELAX, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, THAT'S COOL.
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OW! BERTHA,
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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FRED, YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT THAT STUPID SUMMER
CAMP AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT
CAMP SUPERIOR,
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BUT, I MEAN,
IT'S PRETTY MUCH
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THE BEST SUMMER CAMP
IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY.
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SEE?
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WELL, CAMP'S JUST
REALLY NOT MY THING.
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I'M ALLERGIC TO KUMBAYA.
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BUT, BERTHA, IT'S GOT WATER
SLIDES, TWO WAFFLE BARS--
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TRADITIONAL
AND BELGIUM, JET SKIS,
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A STABLE OF CLYDESDALE
HORSES, MONKEY BUTLERS.
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MONKEY BUTLERS?
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OK, SO, SO, THAT'S NOT
IN HERE, BUT, I MEAN,
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I'M PRETTY SURE
THEY HAVE IT, RIGHT?
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UH, WELL, THINGS AREN'T GOING
TO BE THE SAME AROUND HERE
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WITHOUT YOU, FIGGLEHORN.
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FRED, YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT THAT STUPID SUMMER CAMP.
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NO, I WASN'T THAT TIME.
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT
HOW COOL IT WOULD BE
TO HAVE A MONKEY BUTLER.
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SO WHAT WERE
YOU SAYING, BERTHA?
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I'LL NEED THIS, THIS, AND
I'LL DEFINITELY NEED THIS.
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HA HA.
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE!
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DO YOU BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY
GOING TO CAMP SUPERIOR?
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DID YOU KNOW IT WAS NAMED
THE TOP SUMMER CAMP
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IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
BY "SUMMER CAMP MAGAZINE"?
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[GRUNTING]
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[CAT MEOWING, SCREECHING]
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AND DONE.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT
I PACKED THE ESSENTIALS,
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I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT
SOME CLOTHES IN THERE, TOO.
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PERFECT.
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[GRUNTING]
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GO DOWN!
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OH!
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[GRUNTING]
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OOH!
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WHEW!
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OH, I'M REALLY
GOING TO MISS
YOU, FREDDIE.
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SO ON AND SO FORTH.
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THANKS, MOM.
I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
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ARE YOU ALL PACKED UP
AND READY TO GO
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BECAUSE THAT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE BUS
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IS GOING TO BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.
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WHAT BUS SHOULD BE PULLING UP?
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THE CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE BUS.
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NO, MOM, IT'S
CALLED CAMP SUPERIOR,
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NOT IWANNAPEEPEE.
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WHO WOULD NAME
THEIR CAMP THAT?
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IT'S THE
STUPIDEST NAME EVER.
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I LOOKED IN THAT CAMP
SUPERIOR PLACE.
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IT WAS WAY
TOO EXPENSIVE.
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SO I SIGNED YOU UP FOR
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?
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CAMP IS CAMP, RIGHT?
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[GASPS]
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FRED, ARE YOU OK?
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UH!
Man: CLEAR!
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UH! UH!
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UH! AH!
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DAMN IT!
WE LOST HIM.
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SEE WHAT
HAPPENS, MOTHER?
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SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEND
ME TO THE WRONG SUMMER CAMP?
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NOW I'M A GHOST.
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[FLAT LINE]
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UH! UH!
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THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE WORST SUMMER EVER!
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[SCREAMING]
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THIS IS HORRIBLE!
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OH, COME ON, FRED,
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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I'M SURE IT
WON'T BE THAT BAD.
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IT'S CALLED CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE, MOM.
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HOW GOOD COULD
IT POSSIBLY BE?
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FRED, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT SWEETBREADS ARE?
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NO, BUT THEY
SOUND DELICIOUS.
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SWEETBREADS ARE STOMACH
AND PANCREAS MEAT.
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OOH! GROSS!
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AND THAT IS JUST MY POINT.
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YOU CAN'T ALWAYS JUDGE
SOMETHING BY ITS NAME.
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[BOOM]
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[BOOM]
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OR MAYBE I'M WRONG.
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[YELLING]
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FRED, YOU CAN DO THIS.
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YOU CAN HANDLE ANY CURVEBALL
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LIFE THROWS YOU BECAUSE
YOU ARE FRED FIGGLEHORN.
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GET IT?
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I CAN DO THIS.
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I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO
LET SOME STUPID SUMMER
CAMP BRING ME DOWN.
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WHOO!
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BECAUSE I'M FRED
FIGGLEHORN, DAMN IT!
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SORRY I'M LATE. TOOK
A COUPLE OF WRONG TURNS.
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ALMOST ENDED UP DRIVING THIS
BUS OF KIDS INTO A RAVINE.
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BUT THEY'RE TROOPERS.
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THAT WAS NOT GOOD.
NOT GOOD AT ALL. ANYHOO...
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I'M LOOKING FOR
A TED TWINKLECORN.
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THAT'S FRED FIGGLEHORN
TO YOU, MISTER.
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AND HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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FRED?
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FREEEED!
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I DON'T WANT TO GO!
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NO! NO!
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[SCREAMING]
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NO, MOM!
I CHANGED MY MIND!
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NO! NO! NOOO! [SOBBING]
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YOU CAN DO THIS, FRED!
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OHH! MOM!
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I BELIEVE IN YOU!
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NO! [CRYING]
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DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!
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[COUGHING]
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[SCREAMING]
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HEY, GUYS,
I'M FRED FIGGLEHORN.
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I'M JUST GOING TO
APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
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FOR WHAT
I'M ABOUT TO DO.
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[SCREAMING]
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HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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[SCREAMING]
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HOWDY, CAMPERS.
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MY NAME IS FLOYD SPUNKMEYER,
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AND I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
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FEEL FREE TO CALL ME FLOYD
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OR BIG FLOYD
OR DR. SPUNKENSTEIN.
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YOU CAN CALL ME
ANYTHING YOU WANT,
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JUST DON'T CALL ME
LATE FOR S'MORES.
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SERIOUSLY, WE DON'T
HAVE S'MORES HERE
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BECAUSE I AM DEATHLY
ALLERGIC TO MARSHMALLOW.
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ALSO, IRONICALLY, HOT DOGS,
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BUT WHO EATS HOT DOGS
AT A SUMMER CAMP?
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AM I RIGHT?
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00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,026
THAT DUDE KNOWS
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
IWANNAPEEPEE IS ACTUALLY
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AN OLD CHEROKEE INDIAN TERM
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THAT MEANS BLESSED
RAY OF SUNSHINE?
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00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:38,071
SO LET ME THE FIRST
TO GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL
CAMP GREETING.
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IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU.
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IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU.
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IWANNAPEEPEE ON ALL OF YOU.
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QUESTION?
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I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU
HAVE ANY WATER SLIDES HERE?
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NO. WE DON'T
HAVE ANY WATER SLIDES.
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NO WATER SLIDES.
ANYBODY ELSE?
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OK.
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00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,853
DO YOU HAVE ANY
CLYDESDALE HORSES?
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WE DON'T HAVE CLYDESDALES,
BUT WE DO HAVE A HORSE.
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HIS NAME IS FRANCIS AND
HE ONLY HAS THREE LEGS.
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[NEIGHS]
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BUT WE LOVE HIM
AS THOUGH HE HAD FIVE.
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00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,298
DO YOU HAVE MONKEY BUTLERS?
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00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,834
[GIGGLING]
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00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,768
WHAT?
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00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:08,501
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,904
YOU'VE BEEN
ON A LONG BUS TRIP.
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LET'S GET SOME GRUB
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00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,074
AND THEN FIGURE OUT
SOME BUNK ASSIGNMENTS. OK?
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COME ON!
WE'RE AT CAMP!
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YOU'RE THE COOK, TOO?
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00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,163
YOU'RE DANG TOOTIN'.
235
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,365
I'M ALSO THE COUNSELOR,
TRAIL GUIDE, LIFEGUARD,
236
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:42,770
AND ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS
I TEACH YOUR NEEDLEPOINT CLASS.
237
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:46,339
SEE, IT'S A NEEDLEPOINT
OF ME NEEDLE POINTING.
238
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,474
NICE.
239
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,442
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
240
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,278
I'M KIND OF AWESOME
AT EVERYTHING I DO.
241
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:55,749
UH...GROSS!
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
242
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,085
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
AMERICAN GRUEL.
243
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,086
AHH.
244
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,221
OH! UH, TRUST ME,
245
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,156
YOU DON'T WANT
TO DRINK THAT.
WHY?
246
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,994
LET'S JUST SAY IT'S CALLED
BUG JUICE FOR A REASON.
247
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,361
OK.
248
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,296
NAME'S WILLIAM.
249
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:13,100
BUT EVERYONE AROUND HERE
JUST CALLS ME MAGOO.
250
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,768
HEY, I'M FRED.
251
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,769
NICE TO MEET YOU, FRED.
252
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,504
WELCOME TO CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE,
253
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,874
WE'RE
A SUMMER CAMP HONOR.
254
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,076
YOU CAN SIT WITH US.
255
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,145
HEY, GUYS. THIS IS FRED.
256
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,381
HE'S NEW TO CAMP,
SO GO EASY ON HIM, OK?
257
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,182
HELLO.
258
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,051
OH, THAT'S CHATTER.
DON'T MIND HIM.
259
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,185
HE NEVER TALKS.
260
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,020
THAT ONE OVER
THERE IS SPOON.
261
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:36,389
SHE'S ALWAYS EATING
AND I MEAN ALWAYS.
262
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,124
HOLA.
263
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,192
LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
THERE'S DIG.
264
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,528
WHAT'S UP?
WHY DO THEY CALL
YOU DIG?
265
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,796
BECAUSE I DIG HOLES.
266
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,865
I GUESS THAT
MAKES SENSE.
267
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,067
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU
PICKED A BUNKHOUSE YET,
268
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,836
BUT IF NOT,
YOU CAN BUNK WITH US.
269
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,570
WE'RE IN CABIN 13
AND WE HAVE--
270
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,472
SHH. HERE SHE COMES. QUIET.
271
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,141
HERE WHO COMES?
272
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,911
OKSANA.
273
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,082
[CHUCKLING]
274
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,825
OHH!
275
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,562
HELLO, KIDS.
276
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,899
WHO IS SHE?
277
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:19,967
THE CAMP NURSE.
278
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,603
AND SHE'S TERRIBLE AT IT,
BUT NOBODY SEEMS TO MIND.
279
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,106
SHE GETS HOTTER
EVERY YEAR.
280
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,908
WAIT, EVERY YEAR?
281
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,576
YOU GUYS HAVE
BEEN HERE BEFORE?
282
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,045
YEAH, IT'S MINE
AND CHATTER'S THIRD YEAR.
283
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,948
BUT DIG AND SPOON
HAVE BEEN HERE FOR FOUR.
284
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,850
FOUR YEARS AT THIS DUMP?
285
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:40,620
HOW CAN YOU STAND IT?
THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE.
286
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,289
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
287
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,524
IT'S NOT PERFECT.
288
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,961
IT STARTS TO KIND OF GROW
ON YOU AFTER A WHILE.
289
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,197
YEAH, I'M SURE IT DOES.
290
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,000
IT GROWS ON
YOU LIKE A BAD FUNGUS.
291
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:53,967
[BURPS]
292
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,003
HA HA HA! BOOM.
293
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,205
IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD
HEAR HIM FART THE ALPHABET.
294
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,608
WOW, HIS MOTHER
MUST BE SO PROUD.
295
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,076
WHO DO YOU THINK
TAUGHT HIM?
296
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,177
[LAUGHTER]
297
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,579
EW!
[FARTS]
298
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,585
I SEE YOU'RE ADMIRING
THE NEW TROPHY CASE
I JUST HAD INSTALLED.
299
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:16,523
MR. SPUNKMEYER, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
300
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,891
OH, IT'S JUST
A MOSQUITO BITE.
301
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,359
YOU SHOULD SEE WHEN
I GET A BEE STING.
302
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,560
MY HEAD SWELLS UP
LIKE A PINATA.
303
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:25,365
OKSANA HAS TO SUCK
OUT THE EXCESS PUS
WITH A TURKEY BASTER.
304
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:25,966
GROSS!
305
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:29,102
YEAH, MAN.
IT REALLY IS.
306
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:29,937
WHEW.
307
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,472
SO WHERE ARE ALL
YOUR TROPHIES ANYWAY?
308
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,907
ARE THEY BEING CLEANED
OR SOMETHING?
309
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,977
YEAH, WE DON'T--
WE DON'T HAVE ANY TROPHIES.
310
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,080
YOU SEE, FRED, EVERY SUMMER WE
COMPETE AGAINST CAMP SUPERIOR
311
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:44,417
IN A GRUELING 3-DAY COMPETITION
CALLED THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.
312
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,452
AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
313
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,455
EVERY YEAR CAMP SUPERIOR
HAS TAKEN HOME THE TROPHY.
314
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,524
HOW LONG HAVE THESE
GAMES BEEN GOING ON?
315
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,193
69 YEARS.
316
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,427
69 YEARS?!
317
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,462
FOUR GENERATIONS
OF SPUNKMEYERS
318
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,365
HAVE TRIED TO BRING HOME
THAT TROPHY WITH NO LUCK.
319
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,002
BUT MY GRANDFATHER HAD
A PROPHECY THAT ONE DAY
320
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:07,374
A VERY SPECIAL BOY
WOULD COME TO THIS CAMP
AND LEAD US TO VICTORY.
321
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,043
AND, FRED, I BELIEVE
WITH ALL MY HEART
322
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,480
THAT THAT SPECIAL
YOUNG BOY IS YOU.
323
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,148
ME?
324
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,150
REALLY? WOW!
325
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,551
NO, NOT YOU.
I SAID HUGH.
326
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,420
AS IN HUGH THOMPSON
OVER THERE.
327
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,989
LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S AMAZING!
328
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,092
I HAD THIS T-SHIRT PRINTED
UP TO SHOW MY SUPPORT.
329
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,226
HUGH CAN DO IT!
330
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,194
YOU GOT IT, FLOYD!
331
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,462
I'M COUNTING ON YOU, BUDDY.
332
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,598
[GRUNTING]
333
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,639
WHERE THE HECK IS CABIN 13?
334
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,109
[GRUNTING]
335
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,049
[RUSTLING]
336
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,319
HELLO? IS SOMEBODY THERE?
337
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,988
COME HERE, BOY.
338
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,723
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
339
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,126
[SCREAMING]
340
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:04,164
IT'S A MAP
OF THE CAMPGROUNDS.
341
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,099
[SCREAMING]
342
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,070
UH!
343
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:14,107
OHH! HYAH! HYAH! OH!
344
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,742
HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH! WHOA!
345
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,545
WHOA THERE, FRED.
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
346
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,114
SERIOUSLY,
THE CAMP'S NOT
ON FIRE AGAIN, IS IT?
347
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,649
PLEASE, MURRAY,
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
348
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,086
THERE'S SOME CRAZY
OLD GUY TRYING TO GET ME.
349
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,020
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
350
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,389
THAT'S JUST SCARY GARY,
THE MAINTENANCE MAN.
351
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,424
HE'S HARMLESS...
PRETTY MUCH.
352
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,626
SCARY GARY?
IF HE'S SO HARMLESS,
353
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,363
THEN MAYBE HE SHOULD
HAVE A LESS MENACING NAME,
354
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:42,735
LIKE SCARY BARRY
OR SCARY LARRY OR...JOEY.
355
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,404
ANYWAY, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO--
356
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,338
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BUDDY.
357
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,141
AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR
FIRST QUESTION IS YES!
358
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:52,579
I AM DATING OKSANA,
THE FOXY NURSE RIGHT THERE.
359
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,315
GOOD FOR YOU, MURRAY.
360
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,249
AND WHEN I SAY DATING,
361
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:59,319
I MEAN
I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
TALKED TO HER YET.
362
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,123
WOW, AND PEOPLE
SAY I'M DELUSIONAL.
363
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:03,990
WHAT'S THAT?
NOTHING.
364
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,327
UM, DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO GET TO CABIN 13?
365
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,696
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
366
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,199
LOOKS NICE.
367
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,467
YEAH, SEE THE PEOPLE?
368
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,502
[CHUCKLES]
369
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,436
HERE YOU GO.
370
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,771
BEST BUNK IN THE CABIN.
371
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,276
AAH!
372
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,712
I WAS WRONG.
373
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,380
UHH!
374
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,781
[CREAKING]
375
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,084
YEAH, DEFINITELY THIS ONE.
376
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:37,157
SO, MURRAY, WHERE'S THE
BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE?
377
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,860
[FLIES BUZZING]
378
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,162
HERE SHE IS.
379
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,130
WORD OF ADVICE...
380
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,233
IF YOU HAVE TO USE IT
AT NIGHT, BRING A BUDDY.
381
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:50,403
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
ONE OF THE CAMPERS HAD
A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
382
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:55,342
AND BY ACCIDENT,
I MEAN, HE FELL IN.
383
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,209
OOH.
384
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,179
BY ONE OF THE CAMPERS,
I MEAN, IT WAS ME.
385
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,748
WORST FIVE HOURS OF MY LIFE.
386
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,216
[GURGLING, FART]
387
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,419
EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND.
388
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,822
OHH, I HATE
THIS PLACE SO MUCH!
389
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,358
I HATE IT MORE
THAN GYM CLASS!
390
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,826
I HATE IT MORE THAN EATING
BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
391
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,629
I HATE IT MORE
THAN EATING BRUSSELS
SPROUTS IN GYM CLASS!
392
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:23,136
WHICH I HAD TO DO ONCE FOR
REASONS THAT I'M NOT GOING
TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW!
393
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:27,640
MARK MY WORDS, I WILL ESCAPE
FROM THIS DEMENTED PLACE!
394
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,710
I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO
TUNNEL MY WAY OUT OF HERE!
395
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,147
WOW, I SOUNDED
PRETTY COOL THERE, DIDN'T I?
396
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:38,418
YEAH, I CAN BE A PRETTY
BAD DUDE WHEN I WANNA BE.
397
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,154
[OWL HOOTING]
398
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,602
ALL RIGHT.
399
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,306
TIME TO TUNNEL
MY WAY OUT OF HERE.
400
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,148
[GRUNTING]
401
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,169
[COUGHING]
402
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,244
OHH!
403
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,846
ALL RIGHT,
YOU DID IT, FRED!
404
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:44,251
[SIREN BLARING]
405
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,185
[YELLING]
406
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,289
[GRUNTING]
407
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:55,262
OH, NUTS.
408
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,263
MURRAY?
409
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,598
TRYING TO LEAVE
SO SOON, FRED.
410
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,399
WHAT? NO!
411
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:03,236
I WAS JUST GOING
FOR A MIDNIGHT JOG.
412
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,437
YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO KIDS
413
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,006
WHO TRY TO ESCAPE
FROM CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE?
414
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,243
TELL THEM NOT
TO DO IT AGAIN,
415
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,945
FOLLOWED BY
SOME LIGHT TICKLING?
416
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:16,849
GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT, KIDS.
417
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,987
TODAY'S GRUEL HAS
A VERY SPECIAL INGREDIENT.
418
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,329
OOH, GROSS.
419
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:33,833
MURRAY, DID YOU CUT UP FRED
AND PUT HIM IN THE GRUEL?
420
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,972
[LOWER VOICE] OHH!
421
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,376
OH, MOM, I HAD THE
MOST HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE.
422
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,012
I DREAMT YOU SENT ME TO
THE WORST SUMMER CAMP EVER
423
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,716
AND ALSO I HAD THIS WEIRD
SPED -P CHIPMUNK VOICE
424
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,651
THAT GOT REALLY
ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE.
425
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,021
[BRITISH ACCENT]
RELAX, FRED, YOU'RE
AT HOME NOW.
426
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,924
Man: IT WAS
ALL A BAD DREAM.
427
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,492
[CHUCKLES]
428
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,331
[SCREAMING]
429
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,500
[SCREAMING]
NO, IT'S GARY! NO!
430
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,970
YOU ARE NOT MY MOM!
431
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,006
[PANTING]
432
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,077
SO...HOW DID EVERYONE SLEEP?
433
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,348
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
434
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,784
HOWDY, KIDS.
435
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,985
AND WELCOME TO
THE SOOTHING SOUNDS
436
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,854
OF FLOYD RADIO, WHETHER
YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
437
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,557
FIRST, LET'S START OFF THE
DAY WITH SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS.
438
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,493
IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY
HERE AT CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
439
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,763
THE BIRDS ARE SHINING
AND THE SUN IS CHIRPING.
440
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,630
IT'S ALSO THE PERFECT DAY
441
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,065
TO TAKE A NICE MORNING
SWIM IN THE LAKE.
442
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:43,002
OF COURSE, IF YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT GOING FOR A
SWIM THIS MORNING, DON'T.
443
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,036
HUH?
444
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,440
WE'RE STILL CLEANING UP
FROM THAT CHEMICAL SPILL.
445
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,008
SERIOUSLY?
446
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,110
YES, SERIOUSLY, LAWRENCE.
447
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,079
THAT LAKE IS
NO PLACE FOR CHILDREN.
448
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:53,846
YOU THINK?
449
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,784
[SIGHS]
THIS PLACE IS A NIGHTMARE.
450
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,051
THE FOOD IS TERRIBLE.
451
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:04,023
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO HOLD MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT
FOR SIX WHOLE WEEKS.
452
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,091
MAN, I CAN REALLY USE
453
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:09,462
ONE OF MY
DAD'S INSPIRATIONAL
SPEECHES RIGHT NOW.
454
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,763
[BANGING]
455
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:11,964
[GRUNTING]
456
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:12,932
DAD?
457
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:13,833
HEY, THERE YOU ARE.
458
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,503
AH! YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MANY REFRIGERATORS
459
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,104
I HAD TO GO
THROUGH TO GET YOU.
460
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,071
LIKE, THREE AT LEAST.
461
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:22,041
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU FOUND ME, DAD.
462
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,076
I CAN REALLY USE
SOME CHEERING UP.
463
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,445
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR, SON.
464
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,446
LIFE THROWS YOU A PROBLEM,
465
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,949
YOU JUST GOT TO PUT IT
IN A HEADLOCK AND HOLD ON.
466
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,118
[FLIES BUZZING]
467
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,486
[NEIGHS]
468
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,923
TAKE THAT PROBLEM
AND YOU JUST GOT TO...
469
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,724
AAH!
470
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,026
BODY SLAM THAT
PROBLEM IN THE TEETH.
471
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,996
Fred: OHH.
472
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,833
YOU SEE, FRED,
IT'S LIKE THIS--
473
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,636
THE KEY TO
YOUR PROBLEM IS...
474
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,904
YOU JUST GOT TO...
475
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,109
AAH!
476
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,579
[COUGHING]
477
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,114
[FLIES BUZZING]
478
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,617
THIS PLACE
IS GROSS, FRED.
479
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:07,487
I CAN GET THROUGH
IT, RIGHT?
480
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,789
YOU GOT PROBLEMS WITH A GIRL,
I'M THERE FOR YOU, SON.
481
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,824
IF YOU THINK YOUR
MUSIC TEACHER IS A VAMPIRE,
482
00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,993
I GOT NO PROBLEM
BODY SLAMMING HIM.
483
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,563
BUT THIS PLACE?
484
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,030
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
485
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,700
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING
TO GIVE YOU ANY ADVICE?
486
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,668
ACTUALLY, I AM.
487
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,769
BE COOL, STAY IN SCHOOL.
488
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,637
KNOWING IS HALF
THE BATTLE. GOT MILK?
489
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,973
THAT'S THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT?
490
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,107
YEAH. UH...
491
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,978
GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE IN THIS PLACE
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.
492
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,614
YOU CAN'T SEE ME.
493
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,082
THANKS A LOT, DAD.
494
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,116
YOU'VE BEEN
A GREAT HELP.
495
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:41,120
AND IN CASE
YOU CAN'T TELL, I'M
BEING SARCASTIC.
496
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,456
OOH, WHAT AM
I GOING TO DO?
497
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,057
MY DAD CAN'T EVEN HELP ME.
498
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,793
BERTHA'S NOT HERE.
499
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,127
AND MY POOR MOM...
500
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,129
OH, I DIDN'T
EVEN THINK ABOUT HER.
501
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,098
SHE'S PROBABLY
WORRIED SICK ABOUT ME.
502
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,701
ARE YOU EVER
GOING TO PAY FOR
YOUR PIZZA, MA'AM?
503
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,168
BECAUSE I REALLY
SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK.
504
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,971
OH, JUST GIVE
ME FIVE MORE MINUTES, RANDY,
505
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,106
AND THEN WE'LL SEE.
506
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,075
OH, RANDY, RANDY.
507
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,613
HEY, GUYS, I THINK
SOMEONE SAW US LAST NIGHT.
508
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,616
WE HAVE REALLY GOT
TO BE MORE CAREFUL. OK?
509
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,150
GOD, IF SOMEONE
SAW US AND FOUND OUT
510
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:14,086
ABOUT THE RAT HOLE,
WE WOULD BE SO BUSTED.
511
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,054
I KNOW.
512
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,889
[FRED CRYING]
513
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:17,957
WHY?
514
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,892
IT SOUNDS LIKE CRYING.
515
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,128
OR A LITTLE GIRL
LAUGHING.
516
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,130
[SOBBING]
517
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,832
FRED?
518
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,601
[SOBBING]
519
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,170
IS THAT YOU?
520
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,973
OH, OH,
YEAH, ONE SECOND.
521
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,609
GIVE ME ONE SECOND.
522
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,077
OOH!
523
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,613
HEY, GUYS.
524
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,582
HEY, WERE YOU JUST CRYING?
525
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,918
NO. NO, WHY
WOULD I BE CRYING?
526
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,119
I WASN'T CRYING.
527
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,187
I HATE CRYING.
528
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,222
ANYWAYS, WHAT
WERE YOU GUYS DOING?
529
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:55,061
I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT
A RAT HOLE OR SOMETHING.
530
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,863
RAT HOLE? NO.
531
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,998
WE DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
532
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,099
I HATE RATS.
533
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,133
YEAH.
534
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,869
OK.
535
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,104
YEAH. IT IS OK.
536
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,138
GOOD.
537
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,139
SO GOOD.
538
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,610
SO...SEE YOU AROUND?
539
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,144
PEACE OUT.
540
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,946
OH, AND BE CAREFUL.
541
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,947
NOT SURE IF YOU SAW IT,
542
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,750
BUT THAT'S
POISON IVY RIGHT THERE.
543
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,018
POISON IVY?
544
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:21,287
YEAH. YOU DIDN'T
TOUCH IT, DID YOU?
545
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,056
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
POISON IVY LOOKS LIKE.
546
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:28,060
I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
547
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,967
OH, THE PAIN!
548
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,202
THE PAIN!
549
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,970
WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN
SOMETHING CALLED
550
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:41,207
POISON IVY
WOULD HURT THIS MUCH?
551
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,675
TAKE THIS, NO?
552
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,645
BUT THIS IS TOOTHPASTE.
553
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,614
THIS WON'T HELP
MY RASH AT ALL.
554
00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:50,282
I NEED SOMETHING
LIKE ALOE.
555
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,250
HELLO?
556
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,153
ALOE, NOT HELLO. ALOE!
557
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:57,156
HELLO! WE MET MANY TIMES.
558
00:25:57,189 --> 00:26:00,059
YOU USE PASTE FOR TOOTH, OK?
559
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,829
OK, OKSANA, THANKS.
560
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,097
ALRIGHTEE. I GOT ANOTHER
SICK ONE FOR YOU, OKSANA.
561
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:09,736
THIS KID SAYS
IT FEELS LIKE HIS BRAIN HAS
TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE.
562
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:10,803
YUM!
563
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,839
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
564
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:16,042
YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING GOING AROUND CAMP.
565
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,211
SOMETHING REALLY BAD.
566
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,882
WHAT?
567
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:28,220
SUDDENLY,
THE WOMAN SCREAMED.
568
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:31,991
AND SHE LOOKED DOWN
AND IN HER HAND
569
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:37,029
WERE ALL THAT REMAINED
OF HER CRUMPLED RECEIPT.
570
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:41,701
THE STORE HAD OVERCHARGED
HER FOR THE PLUNGER.
571
00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:42,702
[COYOTE HOWLS]
572
00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:43,670
AH!
OHH!
573
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:48,908
JEEZ. EVEN THE SCARY
STORIES HERE ARE HORRIBLE.
574
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:52,645
SO IT'S A SCARY STORY
WE'RE LOOKING FOR?
575
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:56,248
I GOT ONE THAT WILL
SCARE THE PANTS OFF YOU.
576
00:26:56,282 --> 00:27:01,888
IT HAPPENED
25 YEARS AGO, TONIGHT,
577
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:05,057
IN THESE VERY WOODS.
578
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,098
OHH! ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
579
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,801
THE CAMP
SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE!
580
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,169
THIS IS HOPELESS.
581
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:20,973
WHATEVER WILL I DO?
582
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,374
HELLO?
583
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:23,142
[RUSTLING]
584
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:26,412
ANSWER ME AT ONCE,
STRANGE FELLOW!
585
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:27,980
THAT CREATURE
IN THE WOODS
586
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:32,118
WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE
THING KNOWN TO MANKIND--
587
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,120
THE CROCOBEARIMOOSE.
588
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,122
WAIT, THE WHAT?
589
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,824
THE CROCOBEARIMOOSE.
590
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,992
HE HAD THE HEAD
OF A CROCODILE,
591
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:43,996
THE BODY OF A BEAR,
AND ANTLERS OF A MOOSE.
592
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:49,068
HE WAS ACTUALLY A VERY
FEROCIOUS CREATURE.
593
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:52,238
OK, BUT CROCOBEARIMOOSE?
594
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:54,173
THAT HAS TO BE
THE STUPIDEST NAME
595
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:57,176
I'VE EVER HEARD
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
596
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,011
IT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL.
597
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,080
[GROWLS]
598
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:04,450
HE'S STANDING RIGHT
BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?
599
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,985
[GROWLS]
600
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,055
[GROANING]
601
00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,022
HI.
602
00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,725
[ROARING]
603
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:18,965
YOU CROCKY!
WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
604
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,034
YOUR BREATH REEKS, OK?
605
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:25,772
THERE, THAT'S BETTER.
606
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:26,638
[ROARS]
607
00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:29,909
OH, WHERE'S MY HEAD?!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
608
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:33,379
WHERE AM I GOING?!
WHERE AM I?!
609
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:36,783
[CRIES] UH! THAT HURT.
610
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:41,087
WHERE'S MY HEAD?
OH, WHERE'S MY HEAD?
611
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,357
SOME PEOPLE SAY IF
YOU LISTEN REALLY CLOSELY
612
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,360
LATE AT NIGHT, YOU CAN STILL
FAINTLY HEAR THE SOUNDS
613
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:54,000
OF OLD CROCOBEARIMOOSE
STILL CHOWING DOWN
614
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,434
ON THAT LITTLE BOY'S HEAD.
615
00:28:55,467 --> 00:29:00,773
CROCOBEARIMOOSE!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING!
616
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,075
RIGHT?
617
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,077
[GROWLS]
618
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:09,081
HE'S RIGHT BEHIND
ME, ISN'T HE?
619
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,083
[ROARS]
620
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,385
[ALL SCREAMING]
621
00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:18,424
AAH!
OH!
622
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,159
AAH! AAH! AAH!
OH! OH!
623
00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:21,828
HEY, NO, NO!
624
00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:22,461
DON'T SWING!
625
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,163
IT'S MURRAY
IN A COSTUME!
626
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,499
IT'S MURRAY
IN A COSTUME!
627
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,403
AAH!
OW!
628
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,306
OH! AAH!
629
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,541
[GASPS]
630
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,542
[GROANS]
631
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:37,609
OH, MAN! MURRAY!
632
00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:42,248
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE
CROCOBEARIMOOSE, I'M SO SORRY!
633
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:46,052
HONEST MISTAKE,
FRED, SERIOUSLY.
634
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:48,821
THIS STUFF HAPPENS
TO ME A LOT.
635
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:51,157
AGAIN, MURRAY,
I'M REALLY SORRY
636
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,292
FOR BEATING YOU
SENSELESS WITH A LOG.
637
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:54,393
OH, NOT
A PROBLEM THERE, FRED.
638
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:58,297
I'M SURE I'LL
START TO FEEL MY LEGS
AGAIN REAL SOON.
639
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,566
OK.
640
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,944
OOH!
641
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,182
THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY FISHY
642
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:22,054
GOING ON AROUND THIS CAMP
AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!
643
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:33,599
DEAR MOM...I HATE IT HERE
AT CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
644
00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:38,504
I HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT,
HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT!
645
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:39,538
HATE IT.
646
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,042
THESE LAST 2 WEEKS HAVE
BEEN THE WORST OF MY LIFE.
647
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:47,346
EVERY DAY I'VE TRIED DESPERATELY
TO ESCAPE THIS CURSED PLACE.
648
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,950
BUT I'VE MET WITH
FAILURE AT EVERY TURN.
649
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:53,119
[SIREN]
650
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:57,556
MEANWHILE,
THE OTHER CAMPERS CONTINUE
TO ACT STRANGE AROUND ME.
651
00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:03,362
I KEEP THEM WHISPER
ABOUT SOME PLACE
CALLED THE RAT HOLE.
652
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,331
AND EVERY DAY MORE AND MORE
653
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:09,168
KIDS ARE GETTING SICK FROM
SOME MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS.
654
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,437
BRUSH TWICE A DAY, OK?
655
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,804
[ALL GROANING]
656
00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:15,942
I'VE EVEN WITNESSED
THE STAFF PUTTING WEIRD
BLUE PILLS IN THE FOOD.
657
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:19,178
NOW ARE YOU SURE
THE KIDS WON'T BE
ABLE TO TASTE THIS?
658
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,112
OH, I'M POSITIVE.
659
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,181
THESE ARE COMPLETELY
ODORLESS AND TASTELESS.
660
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,215
GOOD.
661
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,516
HERE, WHY DON'T
YOU TRY IT OUT?
662
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:28,120
I STUMBLED ACROSS SOMETHING
VERY DANGEROUS AND--OH!
663
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,989
DAMN IT! THAT HURTS!
664
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:34,393
A STUPID MOUSETRAP?
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME WRITE.
665
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:38,064
P.S. TO AVOID THIS FROM
LANDING IN THE WRONG HANDS,
666
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:40,967
I'LL BE SENDING
THIS LETTER VIA BIRD.
667
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,369
HERE, BIRD! COME ON!
668
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,105
AH! [GRUNTING]
669
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:47,706
OH!
670
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,874
P.P.S...
671
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,477
CATCHING A BIRD IS WAY HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
672
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:56,415
SO I'M JUST GOING
TO SEND IT VIA SLINGSHOT
AND MOUSE INSTEAD.
673
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:58,684
[SQUEAKING]
674
00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,719
I HOPE IT FINDS YOU WELL.
675
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,954
HEY, FRED.
676
00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:06,158
YOU COMING TO THE MESS
HALL FOR SOME GOOD
OLD-FASHIONED GRUEL?
677
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,726
OH, NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
678
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,695
I'LL CATCH UP
WITH YOU LATER.
679
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:14,266
COOLIO! ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, GUYS.
680
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,634
YEAH, LIKE I'M GOING
TO EAT THAT STUFF
681
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,569
AFTER I FOUND OUT
WHAT THEY PUT IN IT.
682
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,572
IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF WHATEVER SICK,
683
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,442
TWISTED PLOT IS GOING
ON AROUND THIS CAMP.
684
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:27,079
TIME TO PUT ON...
MY THINKING MOUSTACHE.
685
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:32,451
ALL RIGHT, MOUSTACHE,
TIME TO GET TO THINKING!
686
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,657
OH, THIS IS HOPELESS!
687
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,626
I CAN'T THINK
WHEN I'M HUNGRY!
688
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:44,563
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR
SOME CHEESE FRIES RIGHT NOW!
689
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,065
MMM, CHEESE.
690
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:48,467
I LOVE ALL
TYPES OF CHEESES--
691
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,202
CHEDDAR, MOZZARELLA, SWISS.
692
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:53,139
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DID
FLOYD SAY ABOUT THAT
693
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:55,441
SICK KID IN THE
INFIRMARY THE OTHER DAY?
694
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,076
THIS GUY SAYS IT
FEELS LIKE HIS BRAIN
695
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,378
HAS TURNED
INTO SWISS CHEESE.
696
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,312
YEAH.
697
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:04,450
THAT HIS BRAIN WAS
TURNING INTO SWISS CHEESE.
698
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,185
AND WHAT EATS CHEESE?
699
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,254
RATS. AND WHERE
DO RATS LIVE?
700
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,621
RAT HOLES.
701
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:12,091
BRAIN, SWISS CHEESE,
RAT HOLES.
702
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,160
BRAIN, SWISS CHEESE,
RAT HOLES.
703
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:16,595
WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT!
704
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,564
[GASPS]
705
00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:21,100
[SCREAMING]
706
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:26,805
[CRYING] THE PAIN!
707
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,340
ALL RIGHT NOW,
STAY WITH ME
708
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:33,079
BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING
TO GO THROUGH THIS ONCE.
709
00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:37,316
SO IT ALL STARTS
WHEN FLOYD AND MURRAY
710
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:41,720
PUT THE STRANGE BLUE
PILLS IN THE GRUEL.
711
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:50,429
THEY SERVE THE GRUEL TO
THE UNSUSPECTING CAMPERS.
712
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,099
THE PILLS MAKE
YOU SICKER AND SICKER
713
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:59,238
AS THEY SLOWLY TURN YOUR
BRAIN INTO SWISS CHEESE.
714
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:03,142
MAGOO, CHATTER,
SPOON, AND DIG,
715
00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:06,378
WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MOLES
WORKING FOR THE CAMP,
716
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:10,782
TAKE THE BODY AWAY.
717
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,788
THEN THEY TAKE IT TO...
718
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:22,328
THE RAT HOLE.
719
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:28,867
THAT'S WHEN IT'S FEEDING
TIME FOR FLOYD SPUNKMEYER,
720
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,771
BECAUSE, YOU SEE, OUR
INNOCENT HEAD COUNSELOR
721
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:36,542
ISN'T SO INNOCENT AFTER ALL.
722
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,544
HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN.
723
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,311
[GRUNTING]
724
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:44,616
HE'S A GIANT,
MUTANT RAT CREATURE.
725
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,387
OH, DAMN IT!
726
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,489
I'M IN WAY
OVER MY HEAD HERE.
727
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,525
HOPEFULLY, MY MOM
HAS READ MY LETTER BY NOW
728
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:55,761
AND CALLED THE COPS!
729
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,163
OOH.
730
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,665
ME GUSTA LA PLAYA, SENOR.
731
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:00,732
SI.
732
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:01,667
HA HA HA.
733
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,335
[BOTH SLURPING]
734
00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:05,471
[SQUEAKING]
735
00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:10,209
[CRYING] OH, I AM GOING
TO STARVE TO DEATH!
736
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,677
I NEED FOOD.
737
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:15,381
I HAVEN'T EATEN
ANYTHING IN LIKE...
738
00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:16,515
TWO HOURS?!
739
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:22,120
MAYBE THE WOODS WILL PROVIDE
ME WITH PROPER NOURISHMENT.
740
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,257
OHH!
741
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,226
MMM! NO!
742
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,161
[SPITS]
743
00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:31,297
GROSS!
744
00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:40,506
[SPITS] BETTER, BUT IT
STILL IS NOT VERY GOOD!
745
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:44,743
HELLO! WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
746
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:48,480
THESE BERRIES
LOOK DELICIOUS.
747
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:49,448
[CHUCKLES]
748
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,718
OH, WAIT. WHAT IF
THEY'RE THE POISONOUS KIND?
749
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:54,453
I'LL JUST EAT
A BUNCH OF THESE BERRIES
750
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,223
AND IF I DON'T END
UP GETTING REALLY SICK,
751
00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,758
THEN I'LL KNOW
THEY'RE SAFE TO EAT, RIGHT?
752
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,628
YOU ARE SO SMART!
753
00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:15,307
[GROANING]
754
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:19,578
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
755
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,947
[GROANING]
756
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:32,958
WHOA! WHAT IS
HAPPENING TO ME?
757
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:38,297
[CHUCKLES] WHOA.
758
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:41,333
HEY THERE, FRED.
759
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,635
CROCOBEARIMOOSE?
760
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:48,407
IS THAT REALLY YOU
OR ARE THE BERRIES
MAKING ME HALLUCINATE?
761
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,608
OF COURSE IT'S REALLY ME.
762
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:52,344
I HEARD YOU WEREN'T
FEELING VERY GOOD,
763
00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,912
SO I CAME
TO CHEER YOU UP.
764
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,347
YOU DID?
765
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:56,415
YEAH.
766
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,650
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN
I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD?
767
00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:00,286
WHAT'S THAT?
768
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,787
I RAP.
769
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,256
DO YOU WANT
TO RAP WITH ME?
770
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:04,923
SURE!
771
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,958
[MUSIC BEGINS]
772
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,494
* MY NAME IS FRED
773
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,428
* I'M SICK IN THE HEAD
774
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,930
* MESS WITH ME AND
YOU'RE GONNA SEE RED *
775
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,965
* F TO THE R TO
THE E TO THE D *
776
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,602
* WHEN YOU MEET ME,
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA PEE *
777
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,270
* YOUR PANTS, THAT'S IT
778
00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:18,937
* I'M LEGIT
779
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,038
* YEAH, SEE, I'M FRED
780
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,540
* PICK A HORN, DAMN IT
781
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,508
* YEAH, WE RULE
782
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,509
* YEAH, WE COOL
783
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,278
* OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH
AND I'LL FEED YOU GRUEL *
784
00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:26,978
* I ABUSE
785
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,046
* WE'RE GONNA
MAKE A TRUCE *
786
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,449
* DOWN POUR SOME BERRIES
AND YOU DRINK BUG JUICE *
787
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:31,182
* WE TUCK NOT LOOSE
788
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:32,851
* I'M GONNA COOK
YOUR GOOSE *
789
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:33,519
* STICK WITH ME
790
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,354
* I'M THE
CROCOBEARIMOOSE *
791
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,656
* PEACE
792
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,690
* YO, YO, YO
793
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,326
I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD.
794
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,027
* BEARIMOOSE,
CROCO-CROCO-CROCO *
795
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:44,530
I THINK I'M GONNA...
796
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,999
[GRUNTING, COUGHING]
797
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,302
[ALL GROANING]
798
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:53,605
[COUGHING]
799
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:56,942
RED BERRIES.
800
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,945
[GROANS]
801
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,513
HE'S FINE.
802
00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:05,317
HE JUST ATE NONO BERRIES,
WHICH ARE BAD.
803
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:06,652
OK?
804
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:10,021
OKSANA, YOU'RE NOT
DOING ANYTHING LATER,
805
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,592
MAYBE YOU COULD
POSSIBLY LIKE MAYBE...
806
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,527
LICK A POSSUM BABY?
807
00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:18,630
NO, NOT LICK
A POSSUM BABY.
808
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,799
GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
809
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:24,870
NO GOAT MEAT,
ONLY TOOTHPASTE.
810
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,672
OK?
811
00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:30,676
GUYS. I DON'T
REALLY THINK FRED
812
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:34,913
HAS BEEN ADAPTING
TO CAMP LIFE VERY WELL.
813
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:35,747
[GROANS]
814
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,516
TONIGHT AFTER
EVERYONE GOES TO SLEEP,
815
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:42,488
LET'S SHOW FRED WHAT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE IS ALL ABOUT.
816
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:47,926
LET'S TAKE FRED
TO THE RAT HOLE.
817
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,595
[MOANS]
818
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:06,445
NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
819
00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:10,549
I'M TOO YOUNG AND--
[CRYING]
820
00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,552
[CRYING]
821
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,087
WHERE ARE YOU
GUYS TAKING ME?
822
00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,390
THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
823
00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:20,626
[CRYING]
824
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,462
[MOANING]
825
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:26,565
I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!.
826
00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:28,567
NO, NO, NO.
827
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,836
[MOANING]
828
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,140
PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU!
829
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,676
DON'T TURN MY BRAIN
INTO SWISS CHEESE
830
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,780
AND FEED ME TO FLOYD
THE RAT CREATURE!
831
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,482
FLOYD THE RAT CREATURE?
832
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,717
FRED, WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
833
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,986
DIG, HIT THE LIGHTS.
834
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:58,997
WHAT IN THE WOODS?
835
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,500
WELCOME
TO THE RAT HOLE, FRED.
836
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,503
WE BUILT THIS OVER A
PERIOD OF THREE YEARS.
837
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:07,072
I DID ALL THE WIRING
AND ELECTRICAL STUFF.
838
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,107
I'M GOOD WITH
THAT KIND OF THING.
839
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,075
I DUG THE HOLE.
840
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:12,478
WELL, CHATTER AND I
SCROUNGED UP ALL THE WOOD
841
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:13,612
FROM AN OLD
BROKEN DOWN DOCK
842
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,046
THE CAMP
WASN'T USING ANYMORE.
843
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,982
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
844
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,550
SO WHAT'S THIS DO?
845
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,185
OH!
UH-UH.
846
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,087
OW!
847
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:22,921
[GROANS]
848
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:24,155
THAT HAD TO HURT.
849
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,557
[GROANING]
850
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:26,992
SODA SHOOTER.
851
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,863
NOW YOU TELL ME.
852
00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,165
YOU GOT TO BE FAST.
853
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,534
THANKS.
854
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:36,267
YOU WANT
ANYTHING TO EAT?
855
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:38,537
CHIPS, SANDWICHES,
CHEESE FRIES?
856
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,906
I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT
YOU SAID THAT YOU GUYS
857
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:44,610
HAD CHEESE FRIES HERE,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY.
858
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,912
I--I DID.
859
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:48,880
FRED...
860
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,782
FRED, ARE YOU OK? FRED?
861
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,050
CHEESE FRIES?
862
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,151
FRED?
863
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,152
AHH...
864
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:55,987
FRED?
865
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,799
HEAVEN.
866
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,602
ABSOLUTE HEAVEN.
867
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:14,740
SO WHERE'D YOU GUYS
GET ALL THIS FOOD ANYWAY?
868
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,675
WELL, EVERY WEEK WE GIVE
SCARY GARY MONEY,
869
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,978
A LIST OF SUPPLIES,
AND HE GOES INTO TOWN
AND GETS IT FOR US.
870
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:23,882
THEN AT NIGHT WE JUST
SMUGGLE IT DOWN HERE.
871
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,752
IN LARGE GREEN DUFFEL BAGS?
872
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:27,986
YEAH.
873
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:30,121
THANKS, SCARY GARY.
874
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,624
OK, WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
875
00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:33,792
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLUE PILLS
876
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,095
I SAW FLOYD AND MURRAY
PLANT INTO THE GRUEL?
877
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,964
UH, THEY'RE MULTI-VITAMINS?
878
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:42,934
GRUEL ON ITS OWN
HAS LIKE NO NUTRITIONAL
VALUE WHATSOEVER.
879
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,035
ALL RIGHT.
880
00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:47,939
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE KIDS
GETTING SICK AROUND CAMP?
881
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:50,876
HAVE YOU SEEN OKSANA?
882
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:55,681
I GUESS THE SICK BOY
TO SICK GIRL RATIO
883
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:58,617
DID LEAN HEAVILY
TOWARDS THE BOYS' SIDE.
884
00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:02,020
WOW, WELL, I GUESS
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
885
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:05,290
WHAT DID YOU
THINK WAS HAPPENING?
886
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:06,958
NOTHING AT ALL.
887
00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:10,028
HEY, GUYS!
888
00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:13,164
OUR NEW SHIPMENT'S
HERE.
889
00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:17,102
IS YOU KNOW WHAT INSIDE?
890
00:42:17,135 --> 00:42:19,004
OH, YEAH.
891
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,880
THERE IT IS.
892
00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:37,856
AHH.
893
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,691
THAT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING
894
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:42,027
I'VE SEEN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
895
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,095
I THINK
I'M GOING TO CRY.
896
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:47,866
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY
IN THE SAME ROOM AS...
897
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,869
All: EL DIABLO.
898
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,905
WE ARE SO GOING
TO FIRE THIS OFF
TOMORROW MORNING.
899
00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:56,041
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
900
00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:58,109
GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS.
901
00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,377
WE'VE STILL GO A LOT
OF SPACES AVAILABLE
902
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:04,082
ON THE SIGN-UP SHEET
FOR THE SUMMER CAMP
GAMES IN ONLY 2 WEEKS.
903
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:06,084
IN FACT, THE ONLY PERSON
THAT'S SIGNED UP SO FAR
904
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,153
IS THE AMAZING
HUGH THOMPSON.
905
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,988
SO, PLEASE COME ON DOWN
906
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,057
OVER LUNCH AND SIGN UP
AT THE MESS HALL.
907
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:16,662
DON'T YOU WANT
TO BE A PART OF SUMMER
CAMP HISTORY, EVERYBODY?
908
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:17,829
THANK YOU.
909
00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:20,231
BY THE WAY,
THAT HEMORRHOID BREAKOUT
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT?
910
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:21,933
I'VE CONTAINED
IT TO MY CABIN.
911
00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,935
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
CREVICES ARE HOLES,
912
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:25,003
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.
913
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:26,905
SQUIRRELS DIG HOLES,
SNAKES DIG HOLES,
914
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,040
ANT-HUNTING
BADGERS DIG HOLES.
915
00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:31,342
HEH. THIS IS IT.
916
00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:33,779
WHEW.
917
00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:40,986
FRED, WOULD YOU
DO THE HONORS?
918
00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:42,320
SURE THING!
919
00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:45,791
UH...RUN!
920
00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:56,835
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
921
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:57,736
[POP]
922
00:43:57,769 --> 00:44:00,138
MAYBE IT'S A DUD.
923
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,110
[NEIGHS]
924
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:09,881
[WHISTLING]
925
00:44:19,024 --> 00:44:21,059
[FLIES BUZZING]
926
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,298
SERIOUSLY!
927
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,968
OH, THAT WAS AWESOME!
928
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:30,902
[ALL CHEERING]
929
00:44:30,936 --> 00:44:32,804
THAT WAS SO COOL!
930
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:33,705
[LAUGHTER]
931
00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:36,241
THEN A JOCKEY, BEEN
SHOT OUT OF A CANNON?
932
00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:37,843
LET ME SEE YOUR--GUYS,
SIGN UP, COME ON,
933
00:44:37,876 --> 00:44:40,746
WELL, GET
IN LINE HERE, BUDDY.
934
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,082
HEY, GUYS, I WAS THINKING.
935
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:46,885
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL SIGN UP
FOR THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.
936
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:49,788
IT COULD BE--IT
COULD BE KIND OF COOL.
937
00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:52,858
YEAH, BECAUSE
LOSING IS SO COOL.
938
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:54,025
WHO SAYS WE'RE
GOING TO LOSE?
939
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:57,829
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 69 YEARS
OF CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE HISTORY?
940
00:44:57,863 --> 00:44:59,798
WELL, FLOYD SEEMS
PRETTY CONFIDENT IN HUGH.
941
00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:02,333
THE GUY REALLY DOES IT ALL.
942
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,804
STUNNING.
943
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,038
NICE.
944
00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,740
THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.
945
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:13,011
LET'S FACE IT, HUGH OR
NO HUGH, WE HAVE NO CHANCE.
946
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,046
CAMP SUPERIOR IS JUST...
947
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,783
WHAT'S A WORD THAT'S
THE OPPOSITE OF INFERIOR?
948
00:45:17,816 --> 00:45:22,153
OH, GOT IT--CAMP SUPERIOR
IS JUST BETTERER.
949
00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:25,523
NOW WHAT DOES
CAMP SUPERIOR HAVE
THAT WE DON'T HAVE HERE?
950
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,324
I DON'T KNOW.
951
00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,393
JET SKIS, WATER SLIDES,
WAFFLE BARS,
952
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:32,130
CLEAN SMELLING AIR,
HORSES WITH FOUR LEGS,
953
00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:34,232
AND POSSIBLY
MONKEY BUTLERS.
954
00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:36,101
WHO CARES ABOUT
THAT STUFF ANYWAY?
955
00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,168
I DO.
956
00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:38,469
OK, JUST TELL ME ONE THING--
957
00:45:38,503 --> 00:45:44,142
ONE THING THAT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE HAS THAT
CAMP SUPERIOR DOESN'T.
958
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:46,211
ONE THING?
I COULD THINK OF FOUR.
959
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:50,081
YEAH, OK, I CAN'T
WAIT TO HEAR THESE.
960
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:55,153
SPOON, DIG, CHATTER, AND ME.
961
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,936
COME ON. THERE WE GO.
962
00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,204
LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A TEAM.
963
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:17,408
YEAH, YEAH.
BOOM!
964
00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:19,978
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
965
00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:23,214
MAGOO WANTS TO COMPETE
IN THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.
966
00:46:23,248 --> 00:46:25,416
THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN WIN!
967
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,185
Boy: OF COURSE THERE ISN'T.
968
00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:29,587
IT ISN'T...
IT COULDN'T BE.
969
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,190
BECAUSE THERE'S NO
POSSIBLE WAY
970
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,960
THAT VOICE
COULD BELONG TO...
971
00:46:34,993 --> 00:46:35,626
KEVIN?!
972
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:38,096
OOH.
GUTEN TAG, FIGGLESTINK.
973
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,398
HA HA HA! WHAT UP,
DORK NOZZLE?
974
00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:42,567
YOU KNOW, I'D SAY I'D BE
SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE,
975
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,202
BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE TRUE.
976
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,872
SPAZ KID FOR A SPAZ CAMP.
977
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:48,273
[LAUGHTER]
978
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,007
WOW!
979
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,177
SNAP! YOU JUST GOT
KEVIN-ED, DOG!
980
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:55,013
WHAT! WHAT! WHOA!
981
00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:57,015
OH, NO!
GO AROUND, DUDE.
982
00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:57,748
GRAB THE ELBOW.
983
00:46:57,782 --> 00:46:59,017
BUT THEN WHEN
DO WE DO THE SNAP?
984
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:00,118
NO, DUDE, THERE'S NO SNAP!
985
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,020
THERE'S A SNAP.
THERE'S NO SNAP!
986
00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,054
DON'T YELL AT ME.
987
00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,090
WHATEVER. WE'LL GO OVER
IT BACK AT CAMP SUPERIOR.
988
00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:06,591
YOU GUYS GO
TO CAMP SUPERIOR?
989
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:12,097
UM, OBVI! IT'S ON ALL
OF OUR MATCHING UNIFORMS.
990
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,231
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
WE'D GO HERE?
991
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,499
THIS PLACE STINKS. [SNIFFS]
992
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:16,601
THIS PLACE
DOES NOT STINK!
993
00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:17,535
YOU STINK, KEVIN.
994
00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,836
IT LITERALLY STINKS HERE.
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
995
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:23,408
IT SMELLS LIKE
MOLDY CHEESE STUFFED INTO
A ROTTEN SKUNK CARCASS.
996
00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:24,943
OH, WELL...
997
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:25,810
YOU KNOW, THAT
COULD BE A NUMBER
998
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,279
OF THINGS DEPENDING
ON THE TIME OF DAY.
999
00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:31,516
RIGHT NOW IT SMELLS
LIKE IT'S PROBABLY
1000
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:33,518
A MIXTURE BETWEEN
THE OUTHOUSE
1001
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:35,186
AND SCARY
GARY'S SOCKS.
1002
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:40,158
I CALL THEM FOOT MITTENS.
1003
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:42,293
SO WHY
ARE YOU HERE, KEVIN?
1004
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:43,394
YOU KNOW, ME AND
THE GANG FIGURED
1005
00:47:43,428 --> 00:47:44,529
WE'D GO ON
A LITTLE FIELD TRIP.
1006
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:47,498
SCOUT THE COMPETISH
FOR THIS YEAR'S
SUMMER CAMP GAMES.
1007
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,334
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY BECAUSE I,
1008
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:53,071
FOR ONE, WILL NOT
BE PARTICIPATING IN
YOUR STUPID GAMES.
1009
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:55,106
SAVE YOURSELF
THE EMBARRASSMENT.
1010
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:55,840
[LAUGHTER]
1011
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,608
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE,
FIGGLEHORN.
1012
00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,644
WE'RE STRONGER.
WE'RE FASTER.
1013
00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:01,679
BETTER DANCE MOVES.
1014
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:06,184
POW! [POPPING]
1015
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,185
THAT WAS NICE.
1016
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,119
OK, KEVIN.
1017
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:11,356
YOU GUYS MAY BE STRONGER
THAN US AND FASTER,
1018
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:17,996
BUT THERE IS
NO WAY THAT YOU ARE
BETTER DANCERS THAN US.
1019
00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:22,567
MM-MMM! AH!
1020
00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:24,535
WHOO!
1021
00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:25,937
PUH-SHOO!
1022
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:26,938
OHH! OHH!
1023
00:48:26,972 --> 00:48:27,572
OH, YEAH!
1024
00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:30,075
[BOTH GRUNTING AND GROANING]
1025
00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,143
WARMING IT UP NOW!
1026
00:48:32,177 --> 00:48:33,478
* BAH BAH BAH BAH
1027
00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:34,245
[INDISTINCT]
1028
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:37,182
IT'S COMPETITION NOW!
COMPETITION!
1029
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:39,184
ENOUGH!
1030
00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:39,884
I WON.
1031
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:43,588
NO, YOU--
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
1032
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,156
LET'S GO, GUYS.
1033
00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:48,259
SEE YOU AT
THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.
1034
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,063
SO LONG.
1035
00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:53,164
THAT'S IT.
1036
00:48:53,198 --> 00:48:56,201
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES,
I WILL BEAT CAMP SUPERIOR.
1037
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,237
NOT FOR ME, BUT FOR MAGOO,
SPOON, DIG, AND CHATTER,
1038
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,041
WHO WANT TO PROVE
TO THIS WORLD THAT
THEY, TOO, CAN BE WINNERS.
1039
00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:04,109
NOT FOR ME BUT FOR FLOYD,
1040
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:08,246
WHOSE ONLY DREAM IN THIS
LIFE IS TO WIN THAT TROPHY.
1041
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,016
NOT FOR ME, BUT
FOR ANYONE IN THIS WORLD
1042
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,384
WHO'S EVER BEEN
BULLIED OR PICKED ON.
1043
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:16,521
BUT, MOSTLY...
I'LL DO IT FOR ME.
1044
00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:20,258
BECAUSE, MAN,
DO I HATE KEVIN.
1045
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:49,420
HERE WE GO.
1046
00:49:50,155 --> 00:49:52,090
[HORN BLASTING]
1047
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:58,596
[ROOSTER CROWING]
1048
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:07,138
THEY DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH.
1049
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:10,775
YEAH, THEY DO.
1050
00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:14,112
I KNOW. I WAS JUST
TRYING TO BE POSITIVE.
1051
00:50:16,281 --> 00:50:17,082
WE'RE DEAD.
1052
00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:18,049
I KNOW.
TOTALLY DEAD.
1053
00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:22,787
I SEE YOUR CAMP IS AS
CHARMING AS EVER, FLOYD.
1054
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:25,290
SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY,
1055
00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:26,824
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE?
1056
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,660
OH, OH, IT'S A BEE STING.
1057
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,229
IT LOOKS A LOT
WORSE THAN IT IS.
1058
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:32,029
I'M FINE.
1059
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,233
MY TRACHEA WILL
BE OPEN AGAIN SOON.
1060
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:36,201
[WHEEZES]
1061
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,769
I...I HOPE.
1062
00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:40,238
OH.
1063
00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:43,141
YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
FIGGLEHORN.
1064
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:50,615
[SNAP]
1065
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:56,854
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOU
WATCH ME WIN THAT TROPHY.
1066
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,424
WELL, KEVIN,
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
1067
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:04,195
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME WHO
WATCHES YOU WIN THAT TROPHY.
1068
00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:06,264
IT'LL BE YOU WHO
WATCHES ME WATCH YOU...
1069
00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:10,268
WATCH ME WIN THAT TROPHY.
1070
00:51:10,301 --> 00:51:11,202
YEAH.
1071
00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:12,237
[LAUGHTER]
1072
00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:14,205
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.
1073
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,740
WHAT?
1074
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,143
[BUGLE PLAYING POORLY]
1075
00:51:23,248 --> 00:51:25,450
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1076
00:51:25,783 --> 00:51:31,122
WELCOME TO THE 70th
ANNUAL SUMMER CAMP GAMES
1077
00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:33,191
BETWEEN CAMP SUPERIOR...
1078
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,293
[LOUD CHEERING AND BOOING]
1079
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:39,597
AND CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
1080
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,267
[LOUD CHEERING AND BOOING]
1081
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,436
NOW, GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL.
1082
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:48,639
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO SAY HERE NOW, FLOYD?
1083
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:49,707
OF COURSE.
1084
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:52,243
UM...AHEM.
1085
00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:54,412
[FEEDBACK]
1086
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:57,382
I GOT NOTHING.
I GOT NOTHING!
1087
00:51:57,415 --> 00:51:57,948
COME ON!
1088
00:51:57,982 --> 00:52:01,419
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1089
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:05,356
WELL, CAMPERS,
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
1090
00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:06,724
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
1091
00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:09,126
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1092
00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,608
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1093
00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,278
NEXT UP ON JAVELIN,
1094
00:52:27,312 --> 00:52:30,948
FOR CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE,
HUGH THOMPSON.
1095
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:31,816
I GOT THIS.
1096
00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,252
SO, HUGH, I THINK
IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
1097
00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,954
WE'D BE DEAD MEAT
WITHOUT YOU.
1098
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:37,688
THANKS, FRED.
1099
00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:39,290
HEY, GRAB ME
A JAVELIN, WILL YOU?
1100
00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:41,592
SURE THING, BRO.
1101
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:42,993
THIS WOULDN'T
USUALLY BE THE MOMENT
1102
00:52:43,027 --> 00:52:47,932
WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY
DO SOMETHING THAT
SCREWS EVERYTHING UP.
1103
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,701
SO GLAD IT DIDN'T
HAPPEN THOUGH.
1104
00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:53,404
SO, SO, SO, SO GLAD,
1105
00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:54,071
SO GLAD.
1106
00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,441
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO, HUGH.
1107
00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:59,710
OH!
1108
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:01,912
THERE IT IS.
1109
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:02,780
FRED.
1110
00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:03,714
WHAT HAPPENED TO HUGH, FRED?
1111
00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:06,684
I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
HE MUST HAVE FAINTED.
1112
00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:07,618
YEAH, HE FAINTED.
1113
00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:09,820
I GUESS HE JUST COULDN'T
HANDLE THE PRESSURE.
1114
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,356
NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1115
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:12,122
THIS CAN'T BE.
1116
00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:13,724
WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
WAKE UP, BUDDY.
1117
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:16,527
YOU'RE THE ONE. YOU MUST
LEAD US TO VICTORY.
1118
00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,563
YOU GUYS, IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL.
1119
00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:21,732
I MEAN,
WE DON'T NEED HUGH.
1120
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:22,900
WE NEVER NEEDED HUGH.
1121
00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:27,372
THE ABILITY TO BEAT CAMP
SUPERIOR WAS WITH US
1122
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:31,609
ALL ALONG, RIGHT HERE
IN OUR HEARTS.
1123
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:33,478
WATCH THIS.
1124
00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:44,722
SERIOUSLY?
1125
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:45,923
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1126
00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,726
10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR.
1127
00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:50,695
HEH. SORRY.
1128
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,930
OK, GUYS, MAYBE
WE DO NEED HUGH
1129
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,966
A LITTLE BIT,
BUT WE'LL BE FINE.
1130
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,637
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE
WE'RE THE UNDERDOGS.
1131
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:02,039
AND IF SPORTS MOVIES
HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING,
1132
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:06,411
IT'S THAT THE
UNDERDOGS ALWAYS WIN.
1133
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,946
ALWAYS.
1134
00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:15,252
BOOM!
1135
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:18,489
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1136
00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:20,625
10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR.
1137
00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:23,628
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1138
00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:25,296
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1139
00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:28,032
10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR!
1140
00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:30,301
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1141
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,471
SERIOUSLY?
1142
00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:34,472
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1143
00:54:34,505 --> 00:54:36,073
10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR.
1144
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,309
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1145
00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:42,647
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1146
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,016
[ALL YELLING]
1147
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,552
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1148
00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:51,589
10 POINTS,
CAMP SUPERIOR.
1149
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:55,326
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
1150
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:03,501
AND SO AFTER THE FIRST
DAY OF COMPETITION,
1151
00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:08,005
THE SCORE IS CAMP
SUPERIOR, 70...
1152
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:10,307
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1153
00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:16,481
AND CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE...
1154
00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:18,449
WELL, MAN, THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
1155
00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:20,651
YOU GOT A ZERO,
ANOTHER ZERO,
1156
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:24,355
A THIRD ZERO,
I'LL CARRY THE ZERO.
1157
00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,323
[LAUGHTER]
1158
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:30,395
YEP, CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE
HAS ZERO.
1159
00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:31,662
YEAH! YES, YES, YES!
1160
00:55:31,696 --> 00:55:33,964
WHAT? WHAT?
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.
1161
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:37,134
SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T--
I COULDN'T HEAR AT ALL.
1162
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:37,968
SORRY.
1163
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:39,370
TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY!
1164
00:55:39,404 --> 00:55:40,371
GET SOME REST!
1165
00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:42,673
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1166
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:44,575
YO, FIGGLEHORN!
1167
00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:45,476
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
1168
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:47,512
I JUST WANT TO SAY
I REALLY THINK YOU GUYS
1169
00:55:47,545 --> 00:55:49,480
ALL DID A FANTASTIC
JOB OUT THERE TODAY.
1170
00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:51,081
DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
1171
00:55:51,115 --> 00:55:53,618
NO. PUH-OH!
1172
00:55:53,651 --> 00:55:56,020
YOU JUST GOT
KEVIN-ED AGAIN, DAWG!
1173
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,523
WHAT? WHAT? OOH! UH!
1174
00:55:58,556 --> 00:55:59,624
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1175
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:00,491
THE POUND, THEN EXPLOSION.
1176
00:56:00,525 --> 00:56:02,527
OH, AND THEN YOU DO
THE SNAP AFTER THAT?
1177
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,629
NO, THERE'S NO SNAP!
1178
00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:06,030
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A SNAP!
1179
00:56:06,063 --> 00:56:08,999
I'M...WE SHOULD HAVE
PRACTICED IT FIRST.
1180
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:13,671
DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
WE'LL GET THEM TOMORROW!
1181
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,606
GUYS?
1182
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,408
[SIGHS]
1183
00:56:17,442 --> 00:56:20,010
PERFECT.
1184
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:27,151
SO YOU GUYS WANT TO HIT UP
THE RAT HOLE TONIGHT,
1185
00:56:27,184 --> 00:56:29,820
PLAY SOME VIDEO
GAMES OR SOMETHING?
1186
00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:31,689
EAT SOME CHEESE FRIES?
1187
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:32,990
I DON'T THINK SO, FRED.
1188
00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,559
NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.
1189
00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:38,463
YEAH, I CAN BARELY
EVEN EAT...
1190
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:39,864
JUST BARELY.
1191
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,733
[BURPS, FARTS]
1192
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:43,901
[LAUGHS]
1193
00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:47,037
COME ON, YOU GUYS
AREN'T EVEN GOING
TO LAUGH AT A BURP?
1194
00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:51,208
IT'S THE SECOND
FUNNIEST SOUND THE
HUMAN BODY CAN MAKE.
1195
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,943
SORRY, FRED,
WE'RE JUST BUMMED.
1196
00:56:52,977 --> 00:56:55,513
WE'RE GOING TO LOSE
THE TROPHY AGAIN.
1197
00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:56,647
YOU WERE RIGHT BEFORE.
1198
00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,649
WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE EVEN TRIED.
1199
00:56:58,683 --> 00:56:59,884
WE'RE THE WORST.
1200
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:03,854
NO, WE'RE NOT THE WORST.
1201
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:07,091
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1202
00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:08,593
HUH?
SURE!
1203
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:12,029
MAYBE OUR CAMP ISN'T
THE PRETTIEST CAMP
1204
00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:15,933
OR THE SAFEST OR
THE NICEST SMELLING,
1205
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:21,672
BUT I SAY WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING NOT PRETTY.
1206
00:57:21,706 --> 00:57:25,209
WE'RE NUMBER ONE
AT BEING UNSAFE.
1207
00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:30,948
IN THE GAME OF SMELLING BAD,
WE EARN THE MOST POINTS.
1208
00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:37,522
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE IS
THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST.
1209
00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:38,923
WE ALL ARE.
1210
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:42,660
WAIT. SO YOU'RE SAYING
I'M NOT A BAD COOK?
1211
00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:45,996
I'M THE BEST AT
COOKING FOOD BADLY.
1212
00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:47,965
YEAH, YOU ARE, MURRAY.
1213
00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,034
SO I'M NOT BAD
AT PERSONAL HYGIENE?
1214
00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:52,537
I'M THE BEST AT NOT
BRUSHING MY TEETH.
1215
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:56,040
YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT,
LAWRENCE.
1216
00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:58,008
SO I'M NOT BAD
AT BEING NORMAL.
1217
00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:00,878
I'M THE BEST
AT COVERING MYSELF
1218
00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:06,150
IN BABY OIL AND
WRESTLING WILD RACCOONS.
1219
00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:09,587
SURE, WHY NOT?
1220
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:12,790
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT
CALL US LOSERS,
1221
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:18,028
BUT I SAY WE'RE WINNERS
AT BEING LOSERS.
1222
00:58:18,062 --> 00:58:21,098
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1223
00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:21,866
SAY IT WITH ME!
1224
00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,934
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1225
00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:26,103
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1226
00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:28,038
All: WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1227
00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:30,140
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1228
00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:32,543
WE'RE AT THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1229
00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:34,645
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1230
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,047
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1231
00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:39,984
WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.
1232
00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:47,091
[BURP]
1233
00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:49,694
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1234
00:58:51,228 --> 00:58:52,362
[BURP]
1235
00:58:52,396 --> 00:58:54,599
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST
HAVE CHATTER DO THIS?
1236
00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:55,766
HE IS OUR BEST BELCHER.
1237
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,969
CHATTER'S GOOD,
BUT HE'S NOT THAT GOOD.
1238
00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:02,339
BESIDES, WE HAVE
SCIENCE ON OUR SIDE.
1239
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:05,643
THIS CONCOCTION WILL
GIVE MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
1240
00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:09,113
JUST THE RIGHT MIXTURE
OF NITROGEN AND OXYGEN
1241
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:13,183
TO EXPEL THE HIGHEST
QUALITY AIR EXHATION.
1242
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:13,984
WHAT?
1243
00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,252
I'LL BURP GOOD.
1244
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,320
OH, COOL.
1245
00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:18,723
WOW, IT'S NICE TO SEE
SCIENCE PROVIDE
1246
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:23,728
HUMANITY WITH SOMETHING
USEFUL FOR ONCE, RIGHT?
1247
00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:25,029
[GULP, SIGHS]
1248
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:28,866
YEAH, RIGHT, FRED.
1249
00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:31,702
[GURGLING]
1250
00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:40,344
[LONG BURP]
1251
00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:51,021
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1252
00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:51,989
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1253
00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:55,626
10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
1254
00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:58,328
IWANNAPEEPEE! YES!
1255
00:59:58,362 --> 00:59:59,196
WIG!
1256
00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:01,699
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1257
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:04,669
YOU WERE BORN
FOR THIS, COME ON.
1258
01:00:04,702 --> 01:00:06,003
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL.
1259
01:00:06,036 --> 01:00:09,239
YOU'RE A GIANT MAN CHILD
AND YOU LOVE PIE!
1260
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:11,175
YOU LOVE IT!
1261
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:13,678
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1262
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,146
10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE!
1263
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,716
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1264
01:00:26,891 --> 01:00:29,059
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
1265
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,167
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1266
01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:39,403
DIG YOUR HOLE.
1267
01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,105
DIG YOUR HOLE.
1268
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:42,439
DIG YOUR HOLE.
1269
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:43,774
DIG YOUR HOLE.
1270
01:00:43,808 --> 01:00:45,109
DIG YOUR HOLE.
1271
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:46,811
DIG YOUR HOLE.
1272
01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:47,477
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1273
01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:49,146
10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE!
1274
01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:52,850
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1275
01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:55,052
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
1276
01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:57,221
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1277
01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:59,189
[GRUNTING]
1278
01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:02,893
YOU CAN DO IT, CHATTER.
1279
01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:03,828
I KNOW YOU CAN.
1280
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,429
IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
1281
01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:06,463
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN.
1282
01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,166
[CHUCKLES]
[GROWLING]
1283
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:10,167
[ALL GASP]
1284
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,036
[CRASH]
1285
01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:16,173
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1286
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:17,808
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1287
01:01:17,842 --> 01:01:21,045
10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
1288
01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,319
WHOO!
1289
01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:29,854
YEAH!
1290
01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,989
BEAT THAT, FIGGLEHORN.
1291
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,390
HA HA!
1292
01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:36,226
OH, I CAN'T DO THIS.
1293
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,928
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
1294
01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:40,998
ARCHERY IS ALL
ABOUT FOCUS, OK?
1295
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:41,932
OK.
1296
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:44,001
JUST IMAGINE THE MOST
PEACEFUL, MOST SERENE
1297
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:47,872
PLACE YOU CAN, AND LET
GRAVITY DO THE REST, OK?
1298
01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:52,509
PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.
1299
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:57,247
PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.
1300
01:01:57,281 --> 01:02:01,051
PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.
1301
01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:06,123
PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.
1302
01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:12,362
YOUR CHEESE FRIES
ARE READY, SIR.
1303
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,531
THANK YOU, MONKEY BUTLER.
1304
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:19,970
SHALL I DANCE AROUND AND ACT
LIKE A MONKEY WHILE YOU EAT?
1305
01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:20,938
YOU SHALL.
1306
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:24,341
VERY WELL! [SCREECHING]
1307
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:26,376
HE'S FEISTY.
1308
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,378
[SCREECHING]
1309
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:35,052
PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.
1310
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,057
AAH!
1311
01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:42,059
[ALL GASP]
1312
01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:48,198
OH, I MEANT TO DO THAT.
1313
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:48,933
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1314
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:52,402
10 POINTS FOR
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.
1315
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,039
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1316
01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:57,441
HOLY CAMP THE-BONE.
1317
01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,176
IT'S FRED.
1318
01:02:59,209 --> 01:02:59,977
YES!
1319
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,178
HE'S THE ONE.
1320
01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:02,046
THE ONE
WHAT?
1321
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,081
THE ONE MY GRANDFATHER
PROPHESIED ABOUT.
1322
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:07,284
THE ONE THAT WOULD LEAD
THIS CAMP TO VICTORY.
1323
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:09,954
I'M CERTAIN OF IT.
1324
01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:11,922
OR MAYBE NOT, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
1325
01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:13,290
HOW'S MY FACE LOOK?
1326
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,926
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1327
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:21,866
SO THAT LEAVES
ONE FINAL EVENT--
1328
01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:22,799
THE TALENT SHOW.
1329
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:26,070
THIS YEAR WILL BE A
SONGWRITING COMPETITION.
1330
01:03:26,103 --> 01:03:30,040
EACH CAMP WILL HAVE 24
HOURS TO WRITE A SONG
1331
01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:35,279
THAT BEST EXEMPLIFIES
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THEIR CAMP.
1332
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:40,484
THE WINNING CAMP WILL
BE AWARDED 30 POINTS.
1333
01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:44,154
SO IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME.
1334
01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:45,189
MMM!
1335
01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:47,257
SONGWRITING COMPETITION?
1336
01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:50,027
DO ANY OF YOU GUYS
EVEN KNOW HOW TO SING?
1337
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,295
UM, HELLO!
1338
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:53,363
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE
SINGLE GREATEST SINGER
1339
01:03:53,397 --> 01:03:55,966
THE WORLD
HAS EVER KNOWN.
1340
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:56,867
REALLY?
1341
01:03:56,901 --> 01:04:00,437
SO, FIGGLEHORN...
SONGWRITING COMPETITION.
1342
01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:03,573
WELL, I KNOW HOW GOOD OF
A SINGER YOU ARE, FRED.
1343
01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:06,110
YOU GUYS HAVE PRACTICALLY
WON THIS THING ALREADY.
1344
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:10,547
UM, DID I JUST GET
KEVIN-ED AGAIN, OR...
1345
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:11,248
NO, BRO.
1346
01:04:11,281 --> 01:04:12,983
I MEAN, LIKE
YOUR SINGING SKILL
1347
01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:16,086
IS LIKE--AH, I CAN'T SAY
THE WORDS, YOU KNOW.
1348
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,021
IT'S LIKE THAT GOOD.
1349
01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:21,158
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
MY FAULT I GOTS THE GIFT.
1350
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,894
MY PIPES BE A-SLAMMING.
1351
01:04:23,928 --> 01:04:26,130
YEAH, THEY BE SLAMMING.
1352
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,632
WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1353
01:04:28,665 --> 01:04:31,168
LET'S GO.
1354
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:32,669
WE ARE SO TOAST!
1355
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:33,637
NO, WE'RE NOT.
1356
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,940
DUDE, YOU JUST SAID
FRED'S PIPES BE SLAMMING.
1357
01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,374
HE'S A GOOD SINGER.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1358
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:40,144
HE'S THE WORST SINGER
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
1359
01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:42,646
OK? I JUST SAID THAT STUFF
TO GET IN HIS BRAIN.
1360
01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:44,281
YOU KNOW HOW
DELUSIONAL FRED IS.
1361
01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:45,382
HE'S GOING TO SCREW
THIS UP FOR SURE.
1362
01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:50,387
AND IF HE DOESN'T, WELL,
WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO PLAN "B."
1363
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:54,124
MAN, YOU ARE ONE
MANIPULATIVE LITTLE KID.
1364
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:57,527
DIESEL, THAT'S THE
SINGLE MOST NICEST THING
1365
01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:59,096
ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.
1366
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:02,566
NOW COME ON, WE'VE
GOT A SONG TO WRITE.
1367
01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:04,935
[RAP MUSIC BEGINS]
1368
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:09,940
[ROOSTER CROWS]
1369
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,010
* YO, YO!
1370
01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:14,144
* I LOVE TO RAP
1371
01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:15,079
* RAPPITY RAP
1372
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:16,313
* OH, RAP, OH, RAP
1373
01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:17,614
* CATCH YOU IN A TRAP
1374
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:19,149
* GIVE YOU A BIG SLAP
1375
01:05:19,183 --> 01:05:22,152
* I'VE GOT A MAT
OR CAT OR SNAP *
1376
01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:22,852
* PAT, PAT, PAT
1377
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:24,588
* THERE'S NO DOG
IN MY LAP *
1378
01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:26,223
* WHO IS THAT?
1379
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:29,159
* YOU DON'T KNOW HA!
1380
01:05:29,193 --> 01:05:30,294
KICK IT, DIESEL.
1381
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:31,395
[ROOSTER CROWS]
1382
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:32,462
TAKE THE MIC, SON.
1383
01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:33,630
* YO!
1384
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,432
* CAMP SUPERIOR
1385
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:36,100
* UH-HUH
1386
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:38,969
HO HO HO! RIP IT!
* YO!
1387
01:05:39,003 --> 01:05:40,037
RIP IT!
1388
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:42,706
UH, TAKE IT, KEVIN.
1389
01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:43,507
WHAT?!
1390
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:44,708
* HIP HOP DON'T STOP
1391
01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:46,043
* TAP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
1392
01:05:46,076 --> 01:05:47,311
* OR DON'T, OR DON'T
1393
01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:49,046
* I DON'T CARE
1394
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,714
* WE THE BEST
AT EVERYTHING *
1395
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,149
* YOU DON'T DARE
1396
01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:53,317
* STEP TO US
1397
01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:54,418
* I TAKE THE BUS
1398
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,987
* TO SCHOOL SOMETIMES 'CAUSE
MY MOM CAN'T TAKE ME *
1399
01:05:57,021 --> 01:06:00,124
* YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
SHE WORKS SOME MORNINGS *
1400
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:01,225
* BUT I'LL MAKE IT WORK
1401
01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:03,160
* 'CAUSE I'M FLEXIBLE
1402
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:06,130
* BOY, OW OW.
1403
01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:06,896
OW!
1404
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:09,633
* CAMP SUPERIOR
FOR LIFE, SON! *
1405
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:12,236
* DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-
DOOOOO! *
1406
01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:14,371
OH, I'M SORRY.
I JUST DROPPED THE MIC.
1407
01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:17,107
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1408
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,178
GIVE IT UP FOR CAMP SUPERIOR!
1409
01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:23,180
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1410
01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:25,649
THAT WAS UP THE HIZZY!
1411
01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:27,117
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1412
01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:30,154
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE
1413
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,156
THAT I INTRODUCE TO YOU,
1414
01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:34,224
OUR CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGE,
1415
01:06:34,258 --> 01:06:36,760
MR. SIMON COWELL!
1416
01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:38,195
OOH HOO HOO!
1417
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,164
HE LOOKS
DIFFERENT IN PERSON.
1418
01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:51,241
MR. COWELL, WHAT SCORE DO
YOU GIVE CAMP SUPERIOR?
1419
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:53,710
7.
1420
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:55,779
TERRIFIC. TERRIFIC!
1421
01:06:55,812 --> 01:06:56,746
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1422
01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:59,083
SHOULD'VE BEEN A 9, DAWG.
SHOULD'VE BEEN A 9.
1423
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:01,485
AND NOW WE HAVE
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE,
1424
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:08,358
WHO WILL BE DOING
A NUMBER ENTITLED...
"THE LOSER SONG."
1425
01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:09,693
[LAUGHTER]
1426
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,161
HOW APPROPRIATE.
1427
01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:12,096
[LAUGHS]
1428
01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:12,996
OH, OH, OH.
HEY, FIGGLE.
1429
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:16,466
LOOK, NO MATTER WHAT
HAPPENS, WIN OR LOSE,
1430
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,734
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
1431
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:19,269
YOU GUYS HAVE
DONE A GREAT JOB.
1432
01:07:19,303 --> 01:07:21,171
THANKS, KEVIN.
1433
01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:22,239
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,
1434
01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:24,774
I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU'D
HAVE SOME SORT OF EVIL PLAN
1435
01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:28,078
UP YOUR SLEEVE TO RUIN
MY WHOLE ENTIRE SONG.
1436
01:07:28,112 --> 01:07:29,413
[LAUGHS] OH, NO.
1437
01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:31,681
EVIL PLAN?
THAT'S ABSURD.
1438
01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:34,251
I KNOW.
IT WAS STUPID OF ME.
1439
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:35,585
HA HA! HEY.
1440
01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:36,820
GO DO A GREAT JOB, MAN.
1441
01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:39,223
OK.
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
1442
01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:41,458
[LAUGHS]
1443
01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:43,160
IS MY EVIL PLAN
READY TO GO?
1444
01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:44,861
YEAH, PLAN "B"
IS IN FULL EFFECT.
1445
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:48,098
LET'S JUST SAY THAT OUR
LITTLE HOMEMADE GRUEL BLASTER
1446
01:07:48,132 --> 01:07:51,868
IS HOOKED UP
AND READY TO GO.
1447
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,537
OOH!
1448
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,673
ONE FLICK OF THE SWITCH AND
WHOEVER IS ON THE OTHER END
1449
01:07:56,706 --> 01:08:01,545
OF THAT BABY IS GOING
TO GET SOAKED WITH GRUEL.
1450
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:05,182
GRUEL-TASTIC. MM-HMM!
1451
01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:06,783
NO SNAP.
1452
01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:09,553
YOU CAN DO THIS, FRED.
1453
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,687
[FEEDBACK]
1454
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,123
* WELL, OUR LAKE IS GREEN
1455
01:08:13,157 --> 01:08:14,624
* OUR BUNKS UNCLEAN
1456
01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:17,827
* SAFETY HERE IS UNATTAINABLE
1457
01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:18,795
* OUR HORSE'S GREAT...
1458
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,265
HE'S PRACTICALLY HANDING
US THE TROPHY ALREADY.
1459
01:08:21,298 --> 01:08:25,335
* AND OUR SMELLS
ARE UNEXPLAINABLE *
1460
01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:27,637
* WE'RE UNSAFE, UNSOUND
1461
01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:29,406
* UNCRUEL, UNKEMPT
1462
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,176
* UN-EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE
1463
01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:35,345
* YOU TRULY LIVE UP
TO THE NAME OF THE CAMP *
1464
01:08:35,379 --> 01:08:40,584
* YOU'RE THE SUPERIOR
CAMP BY FAR *
1465
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,852
BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU GUYS ARE JERKS!
1466
01:08:42,886 --> 01:08:46,823
IT'S TIME FOR THE LOSERS TO
HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT FOR ONCE!
1467
01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:47,691
HIT IT, LAWRENCE!
1468
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:50,160
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1469
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:56,132
WHERE'D THEY GET
THE BUBBLES?
1470
01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:06,376
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS
SINGING ALL NIGHT LONG *
1471
01:09:06,410 --> 01:09:07,311
* WE'RE THE LOSERS
1472
01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:10,914
* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING LOSERS *
1473
01:09:10,947 --> 01:09:13,517
* THIS IS WHERE WE BELONG
1474
01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:14,418
* WE'RE LOSERS
1475
01:09:14,451 --> 01:09:17,487
* LOOK AT US,
THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS... *
1476
01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:19,889
DUDE!
WHAT? IT'S CATCHY.
1477
01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:20,824
* WE'RE THE LOSERS
1478
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:24,394
* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING LOSERS *
1479
01:09:24,428 --> 01:09:26,596
* THIS IS WHERE WE BELONG
1480
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:27,964
* WE'RE LOSERS
1481
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:28,832
* LOOK AT US
1482
01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:30,934
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS
1483
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,336
YEAH, WE'LL GET BACK LAUGHS!
1484
01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:34,204
* ALL NIGHT LONG
1485
01:09:34,238 --> 01:09:35,305
* AND YOU'LL GET FIRST
1486
01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:37,774
* NOTHING WRONG
WITH LOSERS *
1487
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:38,775
* AND WE'LL BE BACK
1488
01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:41,411
* WE BELONG, THE LOSERS
1489
01:09:41,445 --> 01:09:44,281
* AT BEING WORST
1490
01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:45,915
PLAN "B"! GO!
1491
01:09:45,949 --> 01:09:47,584
OK!
1492
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,961
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT
IS MY SINCERE PLEASURE
1493
01:09:57,994 --> 01:10:00,464
TO INTRODUCE TO YOU
THE VOCAL STYLINGS
1494
01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:04,634
OF OUR VERY OWN MC SPOON!
1495
01:10:06,270 --> 01:10:09,906
* I DON'T NEED A VICTORY TO TELL
ME WHICH CAMP IS BEST TO SEE *
1496
01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,007
* AND YOU MIGHT THINK
IT CONTRADICTORY *
1497
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,877
* IT DON'T TAKE A DEGREE TO
SEE HOW MUCH THIS PLACE *
1498
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:16,480
* IS RIGHT FOR ME AND
YOU CAN DISAGREE *
1499
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:19,849
* BUT I WILL GUARANTEE
FROM OCEAN TO THE SEA *
1500
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,351
* FROM THE BOTTOM
OF THIS HOLE *
1501
01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:23,753
* TO THE TOP OF THE
TALLEST REDWOOD TREE *
1502
01:10:23,787 --> 01:10:24,421
* HEAR MY PLEA
1503
01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:26,490
* MY THOUGHTS,
MY DECREE *
1504
01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:27,991
* PUT IT UP IN
BIG BLOCK LETTERS *
1505
01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:29,626
* HANG IT UP ON THE MARQUEE
1506
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,027
* THERE'S NO PLACE
I'D RATHER BE *
1507
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,563
* THAN HERE AT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE *
1508
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,299
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS
1509
01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:38,435
* SINGING ALL NIGHT
WHILE WE'RE THE LOSERS *
1510
01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:41,905
* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING LOSERS *
1511
01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:45,609
* THIS IS WHERE WE
BELONG, THE LOSERS *
1512
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:46,310
* LOOK AT US
1513
01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:48,512
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS...
1514
01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:50,947
MOVE, DIESEL!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1515
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,549
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
1516
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:53,683
BLOW THE GRUEL!
1517
01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:54,484
BLAST THE GRUEL!
1518
01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:56,019
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
1519
01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:58,054
YOU ALWAYS SCREW
EVERYTHING UP!.
1520
01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,423
I'M TRYING!
1521
01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:02,659
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS
1522
01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:06,396
* ALL NIGHT LONG,
WE'RE LOSERS *
1523
01:11:06,430 --> 01:11:09,699
* NOTHING WRONG WITH LOSERS
1524
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:13,437
* WE BELONG, THE LOSERS
1525
01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:16,706
* OH, YEAH
1526
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:21,010
* CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE
1527
01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:25,449
* IS THE GREATEST
SUMMER CAMP *
1528
01:11:25,482 --> 01:11:35,825
* IN THE WOOOOOORLD!
1529
01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:43,967
AHEM. MR. COWELL?
1530
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:48,338
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1531
01:11:49,773 --> 01:11:51,975
SERIOUSLY?!
1532
01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:00,784
YEAH!
1533
01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:03,920
NO!
1534
01:12:03,953 --> 01:12:05,021
OH!
1535
01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:09,426
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
1536
01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:12,496
FRED NEVER WINS!
1537
01:12:12,529 --> 01:12:13,530
I WIN!
1538
01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:14,698
ON!
1539
01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:15,665
ON!
1540
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:18,034
I DESERVE THAT TROPHY!
1541
01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:20,737
I DO!
1542
01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:22,839
[SCREAMING]
1543
01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:25,008
NICE UNDIES, KEVIN!
1544
01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:27,010
[LAUGHTER]
1545
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:30,947
[SCREAMING]
1546
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:39,623
WELL, THAT DIDN'T
GO AS PLANNED.
1547
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:41,991
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1548
01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:51,501
OH, WHAT THE HECK!
1549
01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:54,037
CAMP WANNAPEEPEE!
1550
01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,673
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1551
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,516
[HARMONICE PLAYING]
1552
01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:12,556
WELL, CAMPERS...
1553
01:13:12,589 --> 01:13:15,024
IT'S A SAD DAY HERE
AT CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE
1554
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,161
BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST
DAY OF SUMMER CAMP.
1555
01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:20,029
AND WHAT A SUMMER IT'S BEEN.
1556
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,198
YOU KNOW, WE GOT
TOGETHER HERE SIX WEEKS AGO.
1557
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,568
WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
1558
01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:25,902
BUT WE ARE LEAVING
HERE AS A FAMILY,
1559
01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:29,973
WHICH IS WHY WE'LL
ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN
THE KIDS AT CAMP SUPERIOR.
1560
01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:31,975
[ALARM CHIRPING]
1561
01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:35,178
THAT AND THE FACT THAT
WE WON THE SUMMER GAMES!
1562
01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:36,513
I MEAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1563
01:13:36,546 --> 01:13:38,815
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE.
1564
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:39,649
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
1565
01:13:39,683 --> 01:13:41,951
IT DOES MATTER!
IT FEELS GREAT TO WIN!
1566
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,220
WE BEAT CAMP SUPERIOR!
1567
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,690
IN YOUR FACE, CAMP SUPERIOR!
1568
01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:49,025
IN YOUR FACE!
1569
01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:52,629
NOW, KIDS, FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
1570
01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:56,633
I'D LIKE TO SAY
ONE LAST TIME...
1571
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:58,968
IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU...
1572
01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,671
IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU.
1573
01:14:01,705 --> 01:14:04,508
IWANNAPEEPEE ON ALL OF YOU.
1574
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:09,646
I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T
CRY, BUT I'M ONLY HUMAN.
1575
01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:13,950
I'M GOING TO MISS
YOU SWEET CHILDREN...
1576
01:14:13,983 --> 01:14:16,686
UNTIL NEXT SUMMER.
1577
01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:22,125
YES!
1578
01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:22,992
[CHUCKLES]
1579
01:14:23,026 --> 01:14:24,994
MAN, I'M REALLY GOING
TO MISS YOU GUYS.
1580
01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:28,965
I JUST WISH THERE
WAS A WAY FOR ALL OF
US TO STAY CONNECTED.
1581
01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:30,767
I MEAN, BESIDES
THE PHONE, TEXTS,
1582
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,235
SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES,
INSTANT MESSAGING,
1583
01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:34,838
AND VIDEO CHATTING,
THERE'S REALLY NO WAY
1584
01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:36,806
TO KEEP IN TOUCH
THESE DAYS.
1585
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:37,974
YEAH.
1586
01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:40,076
OH, COME ON, YOU BIG LUG.
1587
01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:42,011
YOU GUYS, GROUP HUG.
1588
01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:45,682
All: OH! OHH!
1589
01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:47,884
BYE, GUYS.
1590
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,252
SEE YOU, GUYS.
1591
01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:51,087
[CHATTER]
1592
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,055
[GRUNTING]
1593
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:53,923
[INDISTINCT]
1594
01:14:53,957 --> 01:14:57,627
WOW, MOM, YOU LOOK
LIKE SHOE LEATHER.
1595
01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:58,862
THANK YOU, FREDDIE.
1596
01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:05,569
FREDDIE, I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY NEW GENTLEMAN
CALLER, RANDALL.
1597
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:06,636
HELLO.
1598
01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,872
WHAT'S UP?
1599
01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:14,243
YOU MAY NEVER HAVE TO PAY
FOR PIZZA EVER AGAIN.
1600
01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:20,584
FREDDIE, DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME AT SUMMER CAMP?
1601
01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,219
WELL, LET'S SEE,
I GOT POISON IVY ON MY FACE.
1602
01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:25,188
I ATE BAD BERRIES
AND PUKED MY GUTS OUT.
1603
01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:28,191
THE BATHROOM
WAS A DISGUSTING HOLE
IN THE GROUND.
1604
01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:29,192
THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE.
1605
01:15:29,225 --> 01:15:30,293
NONE OF THE COUNSELORS
KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
1606
01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:33,930
IT WAS SIX WEEKS OF LIVING
IN THE SMELLIEST, GROSSEST,
1607
01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:38,868
MOST UNSAFE SUMMER CAMP
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.
1608
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:48,978
SO, YEAH, BEST SUMMER EVER.
1609
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,885
[ENGINE STARTS]
1610
01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:01,057
SO, FREDDIE, WHAT
ELSE DID YOU DO?
1611
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:05,261
WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE NUMBER
2 SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.
1612
01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:06,462
OH, THAT RUNS IN
THE FAMILY, HONEY.
1613
01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:10,834
AND I ACCIDENTALLY
BEAT UP ONE OF THE
COUNSELORS WITH A LOG.
1614
01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:12,702
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
1615
01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,070
THAT'S NOT OK.
1616
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:15,872
IT HAPPENED, MOM.
1617
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,941
IT ALL HAPPENED.
1618
01:16:17,974 --> 01:16:20,209
[ROOSTER CROWS]
1619
01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:22,712
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1620
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,149
* YO, CAMP SUPERIOR
1621
01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,084
* UH-HUH, UH-HUH
1622
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:30,053
* YO
1623
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:48,838
* TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
1624
01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:50,173
* IT'S THE BEST IN EVERY WAY
1625
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:51,174
* SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST OK
1626
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:56,145
* IT'S A VERY, VERY,
VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY *
1627
01:16:56,179 --> 01:16:58,181
* GOOD DAY
1628
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:00,249
* TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
1629
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:02,051
* I DO HOPE IT'S NOT CLICHÉ *
1630
01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:03,119
* IT'S EXACTLY AS I SAY
1631
01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,921
* DON'T BELIEVE ME,
THEN JUST LOOK *
1632
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:09,893
* WHAT'S WRITTEN
UNDER MY TOUPEE *
1633
01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:14,764
* TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
1634
01:17:14,798 --> 01:17:16,132
* I LIKE IT MORE
THAN A SOUFFLÉ *
1635
01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:17,200
* TRAFFIC LIGHTS
YOU SHOULD OBEY *
1636
01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:19,335
* I'M REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY RUNNING OUT OF WORDS *
1637
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:24,708
* THAT RHYME...WITH DAY
1638
01:17:26,109 --> 01:17:29,112
* TODAY I LOVE THIS DAY
1639
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:40,089
* BECAUSE TODAY IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1640
01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:43,426
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1641
01:17:43,459 --> 01:17:46,730
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1642
01:17:46,763 --> 01:17:49,098
* GOOD-BYE, GEOMETRY,
GOOD-BYE, HOMEROOM *
1643
01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:54,203
* GOOD-BYE TO THE STENCH OF
MISS McGURKIN'S CHEAP PERFUME *
1644
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,141
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1645
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,144
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1646
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,980
* NO MORE WET WILLIES,
SPITBALLS IN YOUR HAIR *
1647
01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:08,885
* THE LAST DAY THEY'LL HANG
YOU BY YOUR UNDERWEAR *
1648
01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:12,722
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1649
01:18:12,756 --> 01:18:15,759
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL
IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1650
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:18,995
* GOOD-BYE, LUNCH FOOD,
HOW DO WE SURVIVE? *
1651
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:21,798
* I WON'T MISS THE MEATLOAF
1652
01:18:21,831 --> 01:18:22,665
* IS IT ALIVE?
1653
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,368
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING,
WHISTLE BLOWING]
1654
01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:35,945
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1655
01:18:35,979 --> 01:18:39,015
* THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL IS
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL *
1656
01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:41,417
* THE BEST DAY
IS THE LAST DAY *
1657
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:44,988
* IS THE BEST DAY 'CAUSE
IT'S THE LAST DAY *
1658
01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:50,459
* OF SCHOOL
1659
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:53,729
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
1660
01:18:56,933 --> 01:18:58,234
* MY NAME IS FRED
1661
01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,168
* I'M SICK IN THE HEAD
1662
01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:01,871
* MESS WITH ME AND
YOU'RE GONNA SEE RED *
1663
01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:04,040
* F TO THE R TO
THE E TO THE D *
1664
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,442
* WHEN YOU MEET ME, I
THINK YOU'RE GONNA PEE *
1665
01:19:06,475 --> 01:19:08,011
* YOUR PANTS, THAT'S IT
1666
01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:09,045
* I'M LEGIT
1667
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:09,979
* YEAH, SEE, I'M FRED
1668
01:19:10,013 --> 01:19:11,547
* PICK A HORN, DAMN IT
1669
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:12,515
* YEAH, WE RULE
1670
01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:13,516
* YEAH, WE COOL
1671
01:19:13,549 --> 01:19:15,985
* OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH
AND I'LL FEED YOU GRUEL *
1672
01:19:16,019 --> 01:19:16,685
* I ABUSE
1673
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:17,753
* WE'RE GONNA
MAKE A TRUCE *
1674
01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:20,189
* DOWN POUR SOME BERRIES
AND YOU DRINK BUG JUICE *
1675
01:19:20,223 --> 01:19:21,157
* WE TUCK NOT LOOSE
1676
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,926
* I'M GONNA COOK
YOUR GOOSE *
1677
01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:23,592
* STICK WITH ME
1678
01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:25,094
* I'M THE
CROCOBEARIMOOSE *
1679
01:19:25,128 --> 01:19:25,862
* PEACE
1680
01:19:25,895 --> 01:19:27,997
* BEARIMOOSE,
CROCO-CROCO-CROCO *
1681
01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:29,032
* BEARI
1682
01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:31,134
* CROCOBEARIMOOSE
1683
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:32,335
* CROCO-CROCO-CROCO
1684
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:34,237
* BEARIMOOSE
1685
01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:36,072
* THERE'S NO PLACE
I'D RATHER BE *
1686
01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:38,474
* THAN HERE AT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE *
1687
01:19:38,507 --> 01:19:40,176
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS
1688
01:19:40,209 --> 01:19:43,146
* SINGING ALL NIGHT
WHILE WE'RE THE LOSERS *
1689
01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:47,016
* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING LOSERS *
1690
01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:50,519
* THIS IS WHERE
WE BELONG, THE LOSERS *
1691
01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:51,420
* LOOK AT US
1692
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:55,024
* THIS IS FOR THE LOSERS
1693
01:19:55,058 --> 01:19:58,061
* ALL NIGHT LONG, THE LOSERS
1694
01:19:58,094 --> 01:20:01,164
* NOTHING WRONG WITH LOSERS
1695
01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:04,934
* WE BELONG WITH LOSERS
1696
01:20:04,968 --> 01:20:09,873
* CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE
1697
01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:14,010
* IS THE GREATEST SUMMER CAMP
1698
01:20:14,043 --> 01:20:19,215
* IN THE WOOOOOOOORLD!
1699
01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:22,085
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT
1700
01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:24,120
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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