All language subtitles for Bonus.Trip.2024

Hey! I said freeze!

Jesus.

- Hey, get out of the way! - Go get this clown.

I'm in pursuit of that suspect!

Hey. What are you guys actors or something?

Oh, shit! Call an ambulance!

Fuck!

Where the fuck is it? Where the fuck is it?

- Hey! - Fuck.

What did you do to my buddies, asshole?

You knocked out the front teeth of the show's main star?

- He attacked me, sir. - No, he didn't.

I saw the security footage.

Yeah, he did. I mean, he was-- Well, he was about to.

- It was self-defense. - No.

He was an actor. He was just acting.

And you put a small-time criminal on life support?

That wasn't my fault. Technically,

it was 50-50 between the driver and the pedestrian.

Bus driver, failure to yield. Penal code 21950.

Pedestrian, jaywalking. Penal code 6589. - Shut up.

Sir, I was just doing my job.

Your job was to address questions

to the writer on set regarding copyright issues.

Yeah, I know. But, um...

I got distracted.

Try my new product.

And cut.

So... What are you talking about, again?

The similarities are striking.

The dialogue is identical in some places.

No.

My hero is a baker...

not a chemistry teacher.

And he has leukemia.

Not cancer.

Baking Breadhas nothing to do with the series you mentioned.

- What was it called again? - Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad?

Yeah, well, your superior's accusations are all false

and, frankly, ridiculous.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

Stop resisting!

And you knocked over some very expensive LED light.

Well, got in the way.

Are you gonna pay for it?

How much for a stupid lamp?

Ah, that was an ARRI SkyPanel S60. It costs 6,800 dollars.

6,800 dollars for a...

Are you kidding me? My car costs less than that.

Uh, that's why you can't hook up with anyone.

By the way,

we're still waiting on the dentist bill

for Mr. Famous Face here.

I'm sorry, sir. I try to stay out of trouble.

I try not to cause any losses for the department.

But that guy was a green dust dealer.

And when I see drugs...

you know how I despise drugs.

The DEA stopped the green dust problem.

All that's left

are small-time dealer nobodies,

- but that's not your problem. - No, sir,

if you would just please promote me

to a real, actual field agent, I could prove it to you

that there's still green dust out there on the market!

I don't want to hear this anymore, Marshall!

- Yes, sir. - Now I struck a deal with the movie studio.

I've got a way that you can make this all up to me.

- No. - Yes.

Sir, I can't do the PR video.

I'm, like, super camera shy.

Preventing intellectual property theft

is the main facus... focus

Of the niprcc and fbi's criminal investigation program.

Um, we specifically focus on the trade secrets

that could possibly be stolen, as well as consumer rights being...

And cut. Okay, can we start from the top?

Someone, please, we'll need a little make up on him.

Do you think maybe we could do one where he's not hiding his hand?

He's got a fake pinky finger on his left hand.

So he's being a little girl about it.

Okay. Never mind.

Hey, my nephew's a good guy. I asked you to keep him safe, didn't I?

Marshall has this way of attracting little incidents.

Little incident? It was a huge mess.

He's not supposed to get involved in any violent altercations.

I could have him at the DEA if I wanted him.

None of that mess was a part of his assignment.

His job was to ask questions to the writer on set.

I know these menial assignments don't satisfy him.

But you gotta keep him out of trouble.

I took a bullet for you in '98. That's the least you can do.

You've been bringing this up for 25 years now.

All I ask of you now is to keep my nephew safe.

I'm trying, but you know, I'm fed up with this shit.

He wrecked four cars last Friday. Four.

Chasing after some karaoke singer.

Alright.

Maybe I better bring Marshall in to the DEA

for some office work where I keep an eye on him.

I'll get you Demetrius in return.

Remind me, which one's Demetrius?

Man, that was trash.

What? What, man?

I don't know, you're just like all the other wannabe rappers.

That rich bitch, itch switch.

I don't fucking know, it's all the same, Demetrius.

I don't know, let me... Man, let me see some moves.

What the hell, man?

- Let me see something, yeah. - You done now, man?

- Come on. Go crazy, go crazy. - Alright, man.

Stop.

Stop.

Maybe try...

reaction videos or something. I don't know.

There's gotta be something that would just be unique. Something you're great at.

I don't know.

Hold on, what the hell?

All that dang talkin'.

You do some reaction videos.

I don't know what the hell I would--

I'll be back in a minute.

Hey, man, who is this?

Oh, shit. Sorry, sir.

I got distracted, my bad.

I'm on my way.

Alright. Damn.

Hey, man, I gotta go. I'll holler at you later or something, man.

- Appreciate you. - I'll send you the invoice.

Send me the video.

What's up, Tom?

Where are you? I called you like a hundred times.

- I'm on my way. - Hurry, I'm pinned under heavy fire.

Why did you leave?

I told you, I'll be there in a sec.

You still in line?

Yeah, I'm hoping they don't rush me.

- How many bad guys are there? - I don't know.

- Four or five? - Four or five?

What the hell is this, World War III?

What did you do, man? - I'm doing my job.

Aw, you must be hungry.

Yo, there ain't no line over that at Leo's. I can stop and get us--

Are you kidding me? Get your ass here

and get here fast. I'm being shot at.

Relax, man. Backup's on the way.

Chill!

Yeup!

What's going on, brother man? You alright?

Cool. Let's see here.

I ain't got no time for a Rasta Pasta oxtail bowl.

I need something quick. I'm in a hurry.

- What's up? - Hey, thanks for showing up.

I'm almost out of rounds.

Sorry, I ran into a friend.

You didn't take the decoy car, right? - Nah.

There's two up on the stairs, there's at least two more below them.

Alright, babe.

You're gonna aim?

I'm causing panic.

Is it working?

I'ma ambush them from the other side.

I'll be right back.

What's going on, y'all, man?

It's your boy, Demi,

in a real-life, actual gunfight.

Check me out.

What are you doing?

Hey, man, hush.

Nice pants, by the way.

Thank you.

I'ma take down sum ops

Make this shit go grah, Grah, grah

I'm ready for this, yeah

I'ma go pow, pow, pow

Like wow, wow, wow

Right now, now, now

Are you seriously high right now, dude?

Alright, I'm about to distract them...

until SWAT get here.

'Bout to take cover.

Don't forget to subscribe.

Oh, shit. Here they come.

Watch out, man.

Hey, you checked out my application?

Be careful.

Whoo!

- We did it, man! - Oh, especially you.

You did a little something too. I ain't mad at you.

Oh, shit!

That's the new guy who shot his partner in the foot?

I heard about him.

That's the problem I have with him, see?

He's famous.

He volunteers for undercover jobs.

He forgets to mention he's got a YouTube channel

with over 28,000viewers.

Well, that's not a lot.

He's an undercover agent, Atlas.

Fine, we'll trade.

I could use a social media expert in my department.

Alright, good.

He'll be more useful there. You can have him.

Great. And you can have Marshall as your DEA desk fairy.

No. No, I changed my mind. You can have them both.

Hey, you talked me out of buying bitcoin at eight cents. You owe me.

Demetrius will be in your office tomorrow by nine.

- Great. - We're done.

Thanks again for signing us on as your exclusive production company.

Just keeping our end of the bargain.

How's your main star from Baking Bread?

His facial recovery is going to take weeks.

Our producer, she's still looking for a replacement.

A replacement?

No. Your guy's not an actor.

Come on, Lana. He'll be doing it for free.

I don't have time for this, Atlas.

We have a lot on our plate now.

- The damages are terrible. - It was just a lamp.

And a semi-famous main actor.

I am not talking about that moronic TV show.

The only reason I'm even working in TV now

is because my movies are flopping at the European box office.

There are no proper regulations for piracy in places like Eastern Europe.

The movie theaters are basically empty.

Kids share movies from their mom's basement.

My stepson, he's an exchange student in Hungary,

and he has seen all of the premiere movies

at illegal screenings on campus for peanuts.

Of course they don't buy ten-dollar movie tickets.

That's because they don't use dollars in Hungary.

I don't care what toy money they use there.

They don't spend it on our movies.

In Romania, Bulgaria, that whole region,

they're just a bunch of pirates.

Maybe I could send someone there to make order.

I could do that for you.

I heard they have FBI in Hungary too.

Just make a phone call and let them deal with it.

Listen, if you can do something about piracy,

we can call ourselves even.

Who are we waiting for, sir?

Your new partner. He was supposed to be here by nine.

Uh... I've never had a partner before.

Now you do.

You're going on a high-profile mission to Europe.

Wow, really? I thought you were mad at me.

I'll give you the rest of the details when he gets here.

Don't have to brief you twice.

Of course.

Sir, you getting, uh,

those little bags under your eyes again?

Have you been getting enough, uh,

water in your diet?

I'm well hydrated, yes.

How's your sleep been? Have you been getting good REM sleep?

I'm fine, Marshall. Mind your own business.

Little tense in here, right? Am I making you tense?

You are now, yes.

I'll just be quiet.

Now that's a great idea.

Why don't we just give him a phone call?

You know what? I'm the goddamn chief.

Why don't I make the decisions?

Unsaved number.

Decline.

What's going on, y'all?

We spoke on the phone earlier, right?

Yeah, I'm Chief Cardamo.

Okay, okay.

I do better at first names, man. Let me hear it.

Chief Cardamo.

Alright, man. What's going on? I'm Demetrius.

- Marshall. - Okay.

- Take a seat. - Cool.

What the hell going on?

You okay?

You got a problem?

You got so much cologne on, man?

It's aftershave, okay?

I'm sorry, so I don't smell like a sewer rat.

Apology accepted, man.

You might wanna apologize for being late.

Oh, shoot. My bad, man.

At least tell me you... I don't know, you missed your bus.

I missed my bus.

Did you really miss your bus?

- Sure, buddy. - That's what I thought.

Sir, he's lying to you. To your face.

In your office.

Okay, now that you two are friends,

I need to send the both of you to Hungary to investigate...

abuse of intellectual property at the university campus there in...

- Debrecen. - Debre-what?

There are illegal screenings there. - Debrecen.

They watch the latest movies sometimes even before the official release date.

So some kids are torrenting?

They can't deal with that locally?

I need you to go over and set an example.

If US agents show up,

then the pirates will crap their pantalones

and cease their operation in the region.

Make an example. What do you want me to do, man?

- I'll beat up some pirate kids. - No, no excessive force.

Just record a screening, provide evidence, so the studio can start a trial.

The mission is four weeks.

Four weeks? To attend some screenings?

We don't know how often they have these screenings. So you may need the time.

So why don't we just consider this to be a bonus trip?

Um, do they speak English in Hungary?

The local authorities will provide a translator, yes.

Géza! Géza, please!

Look, Maya, you're Polish

and you work for International Affairs.

Why on earth would I put you on that case?

Because it's Debrecen.

You know I have to be there.

Your father may be in a thousand

different places by now, you know that.

But I have a gut feeling he's there. I need to find him.

Gut feeling? Great.

Look, they asked for a Hungarian translator,

and you... I'm sorry, Maya,

you don't speak proper Hungarian.

That's not true. I can speak Hungarian.

- Really? - Yeah.

Okay.

Then send toast to

ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents, buttercup.

Fuck you, Géza.

I'm gonna send Ildikó or Magdi,

because they are Hungarians, and you are not.

- Discussion over.

Maybe I should ask your wife.

About Ildikó or Magdi. Which she prefers.

What are you talking about?

I know about your stakeout at Lake Balaton.

Oh, that. Well, you know the saying.

Whatever happens at Lake Balaton stays at Lake Balaton.

Nah, that's an overused cliché about Vegas.

Actually anything that happens anywhere in the world

goes to the collective subconscious

and to the cafeteria of the borough.

Only your wife doesn't know about the lake incident.

What?

But, unfortunately...

I happen to go to the same farmers' market as she does.

Great, now you're blackmailing me.

Oh no, no, no. No, I'm just saying that if I bump into her,

we might talk, I might say something, but if I'd be in Debrecen...

Listen, I bought you those very expensive stupid glasses--

- Oh, smart glasses. - That.

And also I paid for your sniper's camp.

Very fucking expensive.

So I think you and me, we're even.

We are cool already, okay?

I think after that carbon emission from the yacht trip,

you would use some electric car.

What?

Buttercup.

What the fuck is that piece of shit anyway?

- Hi. - Copyright cops! Hi!

Oh, no, no, we're agents. Uh...

I'm Marshall. This is Demetrius.

- Hi. Maya. - My pleasure.

- I guess she already knows that. - Yeah.

- See? Told you. - Yeah, she knows because she was briefed.

Not because of your TikTok channel.

How do you know what she was briefed

and how she got briefed, man?

Maya sweetheart,

which one is your favorite track from Demi's world?

Uh, can you speak a little slower, please?

Which one is your favorite track by Demetrius?

Are you talking about yourself or is there another Demetrius?

He has 28,000 viewers or something on his internet channel.

So he thinks he's an international superstar. I'm so sorry about this guy.

28,000 subscribers. Not viewers, dawg. Get it right.

- Let me get this for you. - Thank you.

- Of course. - And, uh, did you have a good flight?

No.

Crying babies are the most natural thing.

The sirens of our future.

- You were a baby too. - Yeah, I sure was.

But I wasn't like that baby in 27B sitting on the airplane.

That thing was a literal demon spawn causing everybody physical pain.

Man, it's all in your head.

Surrender to it.

Pain is an experience.

It's up to you what you do with it.

Just breathe in... and breathe out.

Oh, so you're spiritual too.

Yes, I am.

I read it's the best way to connect

with your audience as an influencer.

So you know, that's what I do.

Great.

And how's FBI in America? I guess

you guys have more going on than we do.

Yeah, um, we do.

I'm--I'm with the NIPRCC. It's a branch of the FBI.

And it's mainly office work.

Lame. I'm with the DEA. Drug Enforcement Administration.

- I know dea. - Uh-huh.

So, how come you guys are on a copyright case then?

I was an undercover agent.

I helped bust the green dust traffic.

So you know, I got big status now.

He didn't. He didn't, he didn't.

Um, green dust is still on the market.

It's a big problem in our country still.

He was fired from the DEA because he's late everywhere.

No. The cartel is done.

So they want to use my skills in other fields.

What skills? Tell me one skill.

- You're a clown. - And you're a hater, dawg.

I don't even know what a hater is, fool. - Look in the mirror.

You'll see.

Okay.

I'm just gonna-- I'ma just look out the window.

You guys can continue talking.

I just... I need...

I need a moment.

I guess we're gonna have a great time.

So this is the university with the big piracy operation, huh?

We should probably do some online searching.

Um, this poster is

about a film club that needs no membership.

Where you can see the latest movies for student price

at the screening room of DIT.

- What's DIT? - Debrecen Institute of Technology.

Actually, there are many universities in Debrecen.

We are currently in the main building of the university,

but there is an agricultural one and a medical one as well.

Besides DIT.

Girl, that's too much information. I gotta sleep off this jet lag.

Man, I got to be outta here. Peace.

Uh... Where's he going?

You heard him. I guess to go to sleep.

But we agreed to have lángos for lunch. - Exactly.

Sorry about him. I'll go with you if he doesn't want to.

Hey man, somebody call me Uber. I don't know where the hotel's at.

There are no Ubers here. Don't you want to go have lángos with us?

Whatever.

Hungarian girls are fine as hell, man.

- Hi! - Ciao.

Wow, Marshall, you eat with such etiquette.

Thanks.

Man, I was in some serious need for some grubbing.

Um... Would you be so kind to repeat that, please?

Sorry, I can translate. He was hungry.

Man, I'm hungry...in Hungary.

Now that's funny. Should write that down. - Yeah.

You should, 'cause no one's ever thought of that before.

This is the most unhealthy food I've ever eaten in my life.

Oh, you want something else?

- They have pizza... - No.

No,no, no. It's great. Don't get me wrong, but...

I don't think pizza's going to be any healthier.

Okay. Um, coffee? Anyone?

Actually, yeah, coffee is a great digestive agent, so...

I've always wanted to try European coffee.

Yeah. I'm a gourmet. I'm down.

Do we only get samples?

Um, this is how Europeans drink their coffee.

Man, bring me five more. This ain't gonna work.

Damn.

I can't sleep.

My heart is... breakdancing. Shit.

Can you stop moving around so much, please?

Man, you got some serious shit going on with your nerves.

I told you not to eat all that fruit on the plane.

Fruit is healthy.

It's full of sugar.

I don't eat sugar.

What do you think makes it sweet, Einstein?

It's fructose.

- It's different. - Potato, tomato...

My ass.

Alright, I'm going for a walk.

Shit. I am too, man. Hold up.

Hey, man, you look thirsty. Need a beer?

No, we're not going to a bar right now.

We ain't got no bar. It's a corner store up the street. It's cheaper anyway.

You don't want the more expensive stuff? You know, you're always...

rapping about how much money you have on your YouTube channel, so...

Aw, you follow my channel, I knew it.

Nah, I took a peek, that was plenty. - Yeah, peek my ass, you hooked.

Just admit it.

Yeah, I do have a suggestion though.

Your rap music content...

You might actually want to put that in the comedy section. It would fit in better there.

Man, whatever, man. Speaking of content, we need

something anyway to keep the channel rolling.

So if we ain't going to no bar, getting no beer, can you at least help a brother get one?

- No. - Why not?

You ain't got nothing to do anyway.

I could go to sleep right now. I'm super jet lagged.

Man, you ain't jet lagged my butt, man.

Look it, I told you not to drink that coffee earlier.

- You? - Yeah.

You-you told me not to drink that coffee? - Yeah. Yeah, man, now come on.

Let's make this video. We need some bonding anyway.

Some James Bonding. Pow!

Oh, you actually thought that was witty?

- Comedy section. - You're always talking shit, Marshall.

Always talking shit.

- Man, back up. Back up, back up. - Okay.

Back up. Stop, stop, stop, stop. - Okay, tell me when.

That's good. Make it a wide shot.

We need post-communist realness in it's full sight of its glory, man.

- Let's go. Get it right. - Will you...

Turn the camera, man.

Yea, that's good right there. Alright.

- Cool. - Actually, you're right. That...

These buildings here are pretty beautiful. - Yeah.

It's production value.

My man, exactly.

Do you want extras in the shot?

Yeah, cool. Let's get it.

- Cool. - Okay.

Go for it.

Say "action", man.

Action.

Yo, I'm in the Carpathian Basin Sipping wine out of a raisin

Getting sick from goulash That's pronounced "gulyás"

Art is martial When you kick it with Marshall

Don't say my name.

- You can't say my name. - Alright. My bad, man.

- Okay. Take two. Roll it. - Alright.

Whenever you're ready.

Alright, man. Cool. Say "action".

- Action. - Yo

I'm in the Carpathian Basin Sipping wine out of a raisin

Getting sick from goulash That's pronounced "gulyás"

Art is martial When you kick it with Joe

What are you doing?

You buy beer for children?

How old are you?

Uhmm, I'm six... sixteen.

- Sixteen? - Speak Hungarian!

- Sixteen years old. - What?

Do you know what beer does with a child's brain?

Yo, this one goes out to all the phonies who can't walk the walk

and talk the talk like Demi... - Alright, I'm an FBI agent.

This time you're gonna learn from my man, man.

You just assaulted an FBI agent--

I see he's about to go Terminator mode.

I wouldn't mess with these agents.

Who gave you permission to film?

Hey, man, what the...

- Hey! You okay? - Man...

- No, man, I ain't okay, man. - Just get up. Come on.

Easy, man. It hurts like a motherfucker, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Pain's just in your head.

It's just like an experience. You know, you can choose to suffer or, like, embrace it.

Get off me, man.

You're on my damn nerves, man.

Now you got a sense of humor all of a sudden.

Come on. That was funny.

I swear on your life. I'm not an AI person.

You are, dude. You ain't got no emotions.

I do. I feel all the main and most of the side emotions.

Hush, he is coming.

What were you doing last night and today?

I-- I had some private stuff.

Private stuff?

You got friends in town?

There's this woman, Anikó.

And she's actually more of a friend of my dad's.

And--

Can you guys shut up?

You hush!

What were you saying?

Why do you wanna kill your boss?

None of your business, just shoot him.

I will feel bad about his termination.

No, you won't. You're AI.

I told you. I'm flesh and blood and shit.

I'll upgrade you to 3.1 if you eliminate him now.

- 3.2. - Deal.

Damn, Andrea has just texted.

- Patient 16 died. - What? What the hell?

Where does the treatment go wrong? - Keep it down, bro.

But where do we go wrong? He's the third this month.

Fourth. The Indian chick died too.

Indian chick? I thought they want men only.

They said Andrea needed a female. - For what?

I don't know.

I'll quit doing this if they're late for the pay once again.

Yeah, me too.

It's not about extending lifespan. I don't like it at all.

And the boss gets under my skin as well. - Yeah.

Speak of the devil.

What?

- Dude, we gotta go. - Target acquired.

Calculating optimal firing parameters.

Wind speed, distance, and trajectory accounted for.

What wind speed? We're indoors. Stupid robot.

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Yeah, do--do you speak English?

- Yes. - Okay. I'm with the FBI.

I need to speak with those two students that just passed here.

- What students? - The students that just walked by you, sir.

I didn't see anyone, mate.

Okay, well I'm gonna go follow them. - Hey, hey.

Do not touch me.

- Okay, you can't go in. - Call your supervisor.

He went in.

Can we help you?

Uh, I don't speak Hungarian. English?

Oh, okay.

Tough luck, beanpole.

Hit my head again, I'll beat fucking both your asses.

The fuck you're saying?

He hit his head.

I hope it hurt.

Now beat it, bro.

- Who the hell was that? - What a stupid hairdo. Jesus.

Fruitcake.

"Patient 16 dying"?

Since when do they refer to patients with numbers?

That shit was suspicious to me too.

You don't know who I'm talking about.

I'm an ear hustler. I heard them.

What we need to do is what we came here to do.

Watch movies and make videos.

Or we get into some action, man.

Hey, imagine how many subscribers that shit can bring, huh?

Now you're thinking. My man, okay?

Okay, but how do we find these guys?

I mean, the university. They have to know who's putting these screenings on, right?

We need to arrest those motherfuckers, man.

No, we can't arrest these guys for watching movies, okay?

We'll get to the piracy issue, but this just is...

This is much bigger. They're talking about people dying.

They've been collecting the homeless for about half a year now.

What are you talking about?

My dad, he's a...

semi-famous artist in Poland.

He met this woman, Anikó, online on this dating app for artists.

She's from Debrecen, so he came here to meet her.

And he went missing ever since.

- Does your dad look like a hobo? - I just told you he's an artist, okay?

Why didn't you tell us this earlier?

Because I was told not to investigate the case.

Anikó couldn't help much.

Others told me that homeless people are going missing.

Local police told me that there's nothing going on.

People just wandered away.

And that Debrecen is quite a crimeless city. So...

What time is it back in Los Angeles?

No, Marshall, no.

I understand that given your family issues,

you jump on drug dealers,

even if it's totally not your job.

But this homeless conspiracy behind God's back?

No, Marshall, it's absolutely none of your concern.

I don't wanna have to worry about you guys for two weeks at least, okay?

Just go have some goulash and enjoy the beach.

There's no beach here, sir. This is a landlocked country.

Well, they have some big-ass lake.

Yeah, the Balaton. It's on the other side of Hungary.

Then go climb some hills.

It's pretty flat around here actually, sir, so...

Then get drunk. Their wine is champion. - I don't drink alcohol.

Enough! Enough already!

Stop messing with the homeless.

And their abductors or whatever. - Yes, sir. Will do that.

So, did he give you permission to look into the matter?

Yes.

- So you wanna quit? - Yes, Andrea.

We didn't sign up for this. Emanuele said you needed programmers.

We thought it was computers.

Emanuele doesn't know the details.

Did you talk to the police?

What? No.

We just discussed amongst ourselves that it's too much stress

and we don't get paid on time.

I told you. The money comes in special cryptocurrency

which has to be converted.

Oh yeah? Well, you also said we'd be taking part in treatments,

that may have no licensing but still are life-saving.

Well, we--we create mind-control content.

It's a cure for cancer.

Whatever.

Now that you brought the FBI on me,

I can be honest with you.

Holy shit, he is gonna suicide us.

We don't need any more details.

We just want our final check and get out.

The DIT building was ideal for the operation.

Now we have to relocate.

- What did you tell the FBI? - We'd never talk to anyone about this.

It's Dani, he speaks to Emanuele sometimes.

Yeah, I saw all the messages... and pictures.

Who is the American who was with you last night?

No one was with us!

You need us.

No, no! Damn it, Hektor!

You're welcome.

I killed one to make the other speak! - Yes!

Do you even understand me?

Hmm?

- Don't kill anyone! - Yes, don't!

- Do you speak English? - Small.

And this chick walks into the elevator and goes " harmadik".

I'm like, "harm a dick"?

That's all you got for me, sweetie?

My main man, Maya walks in, and translates drunkenese

and goes, "Harmadikmeans third."

She's trying to get to the third floor. Feel me? -

- Coming. - Harmadik.

Guess what their word for tenth is? "Tease a dick."

- Hey, Maya. - It makes no sense to me.

Hey, guys. Did you see the news this morning?

About Turkey Pox?

No, not about Turkey Pox. Look.

These two IT students were found dead this morning.

Whoa.

These are the guys from last night.

- These are the guys. - Yeah.

So I google-searched that photo.

I found their social media profiles.

And it turns out they have Anikó as a mutual friend with me.

So I was thinking maybe you can get in touch with local police

and ask for some more information.

Yeah, yeah. Let me get my stuff.

- Yeah, and... - Get out of bed.

Yeah. So I'll go visit Anikó.

Whoa. You're not gonna come with us?

No, let's not waste time.

Who's gonna translate for us at the police station?

They all speak English.

No, check it out now. It's Demi Show.

D as in dog.

E as in elephant.

- M as in monkey. - I can see that. Thank you.

Oh, alright. For sure. It's the third one. "Harm a dick."

I'll check it out. In my short lunch break.

Alright, alright. What's your name again?

Mariann.

- Oh, shoot. Mary Ann, huh? - No. Mariann.

- My bad, sweetie. Gee. Bye. - Thanks.

You have a nice day now, beautiful.

Thank you.

As I see, you're with intellectual property.

Why do you want details on a murder?

It's very fresh actually. My men are still at the crime scene.

We had a very unusual encounter with these gentlemen just the other night.

So any details you could provide would help with our investigation.

Sorry, I can't update you.

Sir, I totally understand.

But any information would be highly appreciated.

We will release a statement when it's time.

Were the victims' bodies found at the Debrecen University campus?

You had unusual encounters with them.

Why don't you give us more info on those guys?

Okay. The type of affairs that these guys were involved in

sounds like the kind of business that you don't make it out of alive.

What makes you think that?

It's a conversation I overheard them having at the campus.

Where are you stationed right now?

Stationed at a hotel. Just nearby.

We might reach out for you later

and exchange information, okay?

Can you leave us your contact info? - Absolutely.

Here's my phone number. Here's the hotel we're staying at.

So you're staying in Hotel Divinus.

That's exclusive. Can you afford it?

- Uhmm-- - Well, I have a spare room here.

You can stay with me for a few days.

Actually, there's three of us, so...

Who are your friends?

Colleagues from the FBI, overseas.

Wow.

They're investigating this from America?

No, they are here on a completely different case.

I just asked them to help me find my father.

Yeah.

I'm happy to hear that.

Do you happen to know a Turkish IT student named Suüleyman Sadik?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, Suülo. Yeah, yeah, he's a friend of my son's.

Do you know him? He's a nice kid.

Did you read the news this morning?

No, no, I haven't been on Facebook yet today. Why?

What's new?

Suüleyman was killed.

Oh my God. What happened?

We don't know, but I was surprised you knew him.

Oh, I didn't know him that much.

Did your son know him well?

Yes, yes, um... But Dani is in Italy now.

He just started to work for a crypto company.

You said you couldn't pick up my father from the station

because you were on your way home from Romania, right? So you sent your son?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dani was still in Debrecen three weeks ago.

- And he helped me out. - My dad wrote me...

"The kids were funny, swore a bit too much,

which you know I fucking hate." Haha.

"But they showed me the city until

Anikó arrived back in town. We had kebab."

Yes, yes, yes, I remember. I remember him smelling like onion when I first met him.

- Yeah, he had Turkish food. - Oh yeah.

Gyros and kebab are like national food here.

So my point is, he said "kids".

And you said your son doesn't really have any friends, so maybe...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was Suülo. That was Sulo, yeah.

You know, my son doesn't drive. And he couldn't take the car,

he needed a driver, and that's why he asked Suülo.

- Can I talk to Dani? - Sure.

You should write him on Instagram.

He never answers the phone.

Hey, guys.

- Hey. - What's up, girl?

Talked to that Japanese lady? What'd she say?

What Japanese lady?

You said she had a Japanese name, didn't you?

Oh, Anikó. That's a Hungarian female name.

- Okay. - But you should hear her surname.

What's that, Koshugi?

No, it's Kiss.

Kiss? Anikó Kiss?

- What? Is she in porn? - No, "kiss" means little in Hungarian.

And it's actually a very common name here.

So it's Kiss Anikó, because they have surname first.

I ordered you some pancakes. I saw you eye-balling it the other day.

- Thanks. - You got it.

- Suck-up. - Enjoy that.

So, Anikó told me that Suüleyman, one of the victims,

picked up my father from the station.

So he wasn't just randomly picked up from the park.

Yeah. When we were at the police station, I mean,

it seemed like they got a lot of missing people around here right now.

What did the police say about the murder?

Well, not much 'cause it was too soon.

I mean they can't even tell how they got killed right now,

but they're gonna keep us posted.

We can't wait for the police.

We should do our own research on these guys.

I got an idea.

Let's just go in.

What do you mean?

I'll go undercover. You know I'm DEA, right?

I'll pretend I'm homeless. Let them snatch my ass up.

I'll be on the inside. Right?

Where are we gonna put you undercover, genius?

My dad was last seen at Déri Museum.

So, my guess would be the park in front of it?

Whew.

How do I look? Like a local person without a proper home?

- Mm-hmm. - You do. You look good.

Good. Kidnappers prefer the foreigner, trust me.

You know, I would know.

Yeah, less strings.

Okay.

High-tech homeless.

- Exactly. - You got it good, eh?

- Yeah. - Check the GPS.

- All good. - Cool.

- Well, synced up? - I guess so.

- Showtime. - Alright.

- Good luck. - Let's make it happen. My man.

So, how did you get placed on this mission?

You know, 'cause you're not Hungarian. - Mm-mm.

Well, I...

Well...

I blackmailed my boss.

Yeah. Don't laugh, I'm serious.

Hey...

Maya, you know blackmailing is a very serious crime. Did you...

Did you really blackmail your boss?

I'm gonna have to report you for this.

- Okay... - I don't know why you're laughing.

It's kind of a serious subject, you could lose your position.

I can't tell whether you're joking or... or not.

I'm kidding! Alright, I was just... Relax, I'm kidding.

But, you know, Demetrius, on the other hand,

I am gonna have to write a report about that guy because...

I actually checked out his YouTube channel.

And he's ripped off Post Malone and the Migos. - Hmm.

On two separate occasions, for both beat and lyrics.

Wow, I thought he was a little bit more original,

but I guess he's not. But he's funny.

He is. And it's funny that he is a DEA agent.

Yeah, well, he transferred, so we're stuck with him at the FBI now.

Yeah, to be clear, I checked his papers,

and they're all fake. They're all fake.

You know what? I'm not even surprised anymore by this guy.

I swear. He's probably one of those ex-users

that the police just bring on anyways,

you know, because they cut a deal with him.

No, he has no criminal record.

Then why is he even at the Bureau?

I think it's for his YouTube act.

Wow.

Well, you probably did your homework on me too then.

Uh...

Yeah. Well, I know you disobey... a lot.

Uhmm.

I was wondering how come they haven't fired you yet.

But I guess it's your family ties.

Now, come on. How do you know about my uncle? That's not in my file.

Yeah, but your name is, and it's not hard to connect the dots.

Okay.

But I--I haven't found anything on your family life.

Uh, no family.

Life. For me. Yet.

I'm... married to my work.

Okay. So maybe...

A girlfriend? Boyfriend?

No, it's hard to find somebody out here when you're a nice guy.

What do you mean?

You know... Girls like bad boys.

Oh, please. Please.

Teenager girls, maybe.

And then we grow up, and then we learn to appreciate.

Oh yeah, of course you do.

Yeah, plus,

guys like bad girls too.

No, ugh, not me.

No, actually, I almost pressed charges on most of my exes.

It's like, I don't like women that commit crime,

but that's the only type of women that's attracted to me.

Oh, okay, and what did they do?

Download illegal content or smoke marijuana?

Or they parked at the handicapped spots.

Can you not go through my files, please?

You're joking, right?

No, I'm being serious. How else would you know those things?

I was making up random offenses and I...

Okay, a good one. Good one, mister.

It's almost 5 a.m., I don't think anything's happening tonight.

Yeah.

Well, at least Demetrius got his beauty sleep.

- You think he's sleeping? - Oh, for sure.

Wanna check?

Hey, Demi, are you awake?

See? Of course.

Alright, let's call it a night.

We'll pick back up where we left off tomorrow,

and I can go as the homeless this time.

You won't make a good homeless.

I can wear dirty clothes just like anybody else.

Yeah, but your looks would give you away.

Let's go wake him up.

Wake yo ass up!

- What the fuck?! - Come on, man.

- Let's not miss breakfast. - What are you doing?!

Man, you slept all night. Get out of here!

No, I was out till midnight on live, man. -

I tried to get kidnapped, but it didn't happen. Get up!

- What time is it? - Eight o'clock.

Eight o'clock divided by four.

What's the time zone? It's 11 p.m.

It's 11 p.m. back home. That means I'm asleep, so...

Just fucking get outta here, man.

You ain't at home, man. It's exactly breakfast o'clock here. Get up.

Let's go. You hungry.

You got your own room key. Go down there by yourself, big boy.

Man, I ain't trying to eat alone. Come on, man.

Call Maya.

Whatever, man.

- Has your colleague found you? - Our colleague?

A local gentleman was asking about our American guests.

He was here two times already.

Do you have a phone number? I can give it to him if he comes back.

Do we have a local colleague gentleman here?

Listen, if he comes back, tell him to leave his number, and we'll reach out.

Sure. Enjoy your breakfast.

- Thanks. - Thank you, Judith.

It's Judit, actually.

Alright.

Check it out. They got your boy

with the champagne. You know I love it.

Check out the spread right there, girl. Looking good, don't it?

Oh, they got your favorite, the sausages. Check it out real quick.

- Pow, pow, see that? - That's a ham.

I know, Mom. But they're kinda sausages too.

- Show me the sausages. - No, it's time for you to go to bed.

It's half past midnight where you at. Go to sleep.

Okay, call your sister. She's very worried about you.

Alright, mom. But don't forget to like my new video with the accounts I made for you.

Alright? I love you.

- Bye. - Love you.

Mama's little boy.

They are out all the time, but he left his ID in the room.

His name is Marshall Allan Brubaker. He's FBI.

But what is NIPRCC?

What?

I don't know. I have to google that.

All right. Got it. National Intellectual

Property Rights Coordination Center.

What the heck? National?

Somebody's a long way from home. What are they doing here?

I got his notes. They are here to investigate piracy.

- What piracy? Of movies? - Yeah.

They were at the screening at the university.

Ah.

Just get rid of them before they take whatever notes they have home.

- Alright. - You know they saw faces. They have to go.

I'll come back tonight.

I gotta say something.

Then say something, Dani!

An FBI agent started to follow me.

I mean, not in real life, only on Instagram.

She said, "Hi, Dani, can we talk?"

I didn't reply. Please don't kill me.

You're Emanuele's favorite. Relax.

Show me the agent. God!

It's just a girl.

Hmm.

Whoo.

- Hand? - Hand.

You know, it's our second night here. I still haven't seen one homeless person.

Oh, shoot, man. Look and turn to your right.

A little more.

A little more.

A little more, man!

There you go.

- Wow, very funny. Very funny. - Yeah.

If they're not gonna show up, we can try the University park tomorrow.

We will do this every night?

Sooner or later, they're gonna catch the bait.

Yeah. Let's hope so.

Alright, well... I really stepped up my game tonight.

As you can see, I didn't even shower today.

Yeah, we could smell your method acting all the way here.

Good. You love it? Smells good?

Mm-hmm.

- Please. After you. - Thank you.

Peace. Catch you on the flip side.

You really might want to get your back seat cleaned.

I think he shit his pants.

You hold it like a lady.

I can't help it, Maya. I...

My finger and I aren't on speaking terms.

What do you mean?

It's a fake pinky, Maya. It's not real. Can't tell.

I lost it on a mission.

What? I thought you do desk work.

I do. But I go on these low-tier assignments sometimes.

They're usually not violent, but...

But when I see someone distributing drugs, especially green dust,

I just... I go crazy.

Green dust? But it's a light drug, you know?

Half of it is powdered matcha actually, so...

Green dust is a dangerous drug, Maya. Especially to young children.

And what is that? Is it the date when you lost your virginity?

No. It's my little brother's birthday.

He...

Well...

He was a smart kid.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

What happened to him?

He was a young child.

In grade school, on the playground with his jerk classmates, and...

somehow one of them got green dust.

I don't know how, but they were playing a practical joke on him and then...

one of them put it in his drink.

I'm sorry.

I-I-I--I didn't know. I'm really sorry.

Maybe that's why you're so sensitive when someone gives booze to the kids.

Oh, okay, yeah, Demetrius likes to talk, doesn't he?

Oh, no, you just said that.

Oh, yeah, right.

There was another time when... Never mind.

Never mind.

- Hey, you... Sorry. - Sorry.

- Are you tired? - No.

No, go to sleep, go to sleep. I can take watch.

- I had... enough sleep. - You sure?

- Yeah. - Okay. Me too.

I'm wide awake right now.

Marshall.

Did you see that black van circling the park?

- I did not. - Man, that was a typical kidnapping van.

It just left the parking lot. How did you not see that?

Did Maya see it?

Maya, did... Maya?

- You there? - Yeah, I'm here. Maya's not though.

What do you mean she's not there? Where she at?

I don't know. Maybe she went on a pee break. Let me call you back.

Did you fall asleep?

Man, her phone's in the garbage.

What?

Did you get her kidnapped?

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

They were talking about it at the theater. They needed a girl.

They had an Indian chick and she died or something.

You never said they needed a girl. - Well, I just deduced it.

What the hell is that? Look, man.

You can see where she's at.

They left her smart glasses on.

All right. Let's go after her. You drive.

Hey, man, where are the keys?

They should be right...

Uh, she took her keys. Yeah, she took her keys.

- Damn. - Do you know how to hotwire a car?

You racist piece of shit.

- I don't mean it like that... - Yes, you do.

Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.

- But you know how to do it? - Hell no, man.

Good.

Hey, man, it says it's this way.

It's north. It's this way.

No. It says right here, on Google Maps. It's this way. East.

- Brainiac. - No, it's... Get your phone out of my face.

This is the park. See? That's the park.

That's us. Your east is north. Follow me.

Man, I don't understand this shit. Whatever. - Of course you don't.

Okay, you know what? Let's just call a cab.

You call the damn cab. You got a phone.

I'm not your damn slave. You can get it right.

You have a phone in your hand right now.

And you are my assistant on this trip.

I'm not your assistant.

We're equal partners. And I'll tell you again.

You're not even a real agent. I know. - Oh, says the bookworm.

Your rap? Really? Okay, Just call us a fucking Uber then.

- Ain't no Uber here, fool. - Well, then fuck off!

Yeah, whatever, man. And brush your teeth.

- I'm calling a taxi myself. - Mm-hmm

- What would you do without me? - It's busy.

Whatever. I got this.

- Come on. - Freeze!

Get out of the car! FBI!

Are you out of your fucking mind, Demetrius?

What the hell are you doing there?

Are you gonna get in the car right now? - I'm fine.

You're gonna get in the car and drive?

After you got hit... Ma'am, I'm sorry. - Get in the car.

- Damn it... - Jesus fucking Christ.

- Open the door. - Just drive.

I memorized the license plate!

Never mind, I can still go to the gym tomorrow. By bus.

Aye, here's the hotel. Let me just change my clothes. Put on a nice shirt for Maya.

We don't have time for that.

- Shit, we have a tail. - I'm not supposed to stop the car, man.

I'll let you out to do that kung fu shit. - Do not stop this car, okay?

Why do you think that I know kung fu?

Because I saw you do that earlier at the corner store, man, whoop that ass.

That was basic training from Academy. That's not kung fu.

Remember that? Remember that? Academy? - Ah, yeah, yeah.

I might have missed a few classes though.

Okay. Just lose this guy, Demetrius. - In this car?

I got them. Can I shoot the driver?

Oh, shit, man, he's got a gun!

I told you, no shooting on the streets.

- Can I shoot the tires? - I said no shooting.

Just make an accident or follow them to a place where you can shoot around.

That's the last fucking thing we need. Go! Fucking lose him!

Oh, it's nice to hear you curse, my prince.

Just continue north at the next intersection.

- Right here. - Man.

Just fucking left!

We're going 100 miles per hour, man! Thing is a beast!

That's kilometers, you idiot! It's less.

What? Who's calling you right now? - It's my sister, man.

Decline it! Watch the road! Watch the--

Oh sh...

- No! Calling again! - Just decline it!

Women, man.

Does she know my phone number too?

Oh yeah, she got your number.

Oh, shit, it's the chief.

I have to answer this, so... okay.

We're being normal, we're at the hotel, we're not in a car chase, okay?

- Whatever, man. - Okay.

- Marshall... Watch out! - Whoa!

- Holy shit! - Damn.

- Hey, chief, how's it going? - Hi, Marshall, how's everything?

Oh, it's just... relaxing at the... - I don't care.

I'm browsing Demetrius' posts right now.

- My man! - I saw the one from the liquor store.

I turned a blind eye,

but now this one where you're speeding at 100 miles per hour?

You fucking posted that?

I don't know, man, my bad.

Hey, sir! It's kilometers.

It's less.

What's that noise? Where are you? Why are you out past midnight?

Sir, I'm... just gonna be honest with you here.

Our translator, Maya, she got kidnapped.

We're currently trying to pursue this criminal that we think maybe has her.

Come on.

Okay. Okay.

Let me put this in two simple words.

- You're fired. - That's technically three words, sir.

Hello? Oh, Jesus!

- Buckle up. I'm gonna make it. - No. You better not!

Don't fucking try any of that right now. - Oh yes.

- We can't make this, dude. - Yes, we can.

What are you doing? You're gonna get us killed!

Oh, shit.

Oh!

Whoo!

- Whoo! - Whoa!

Whoo!

- Holy shit, man! - I knew it!

Good driving! Oh my God! Awesome!

- Good, man. I already know. - Oh God.

If Atlas saw that, he wouldn't have fired us.

Whoa!

What?

- I got fired too? - Yeah, no, we got fired big time.

- Yeah. - Damn, man.

One thing at a time. We can't focus on that. We gotta get Maya back.

Just stop the car. Stop the car. Please. Just give me a second.

- Don't tell me I got fired, man. - Oh f... I know. Just please...

We gotta get Maya back. Okay. Stop the car.

- Stop, man. Stop. - Thank you. Alright.

Whoo!

- Good job. Good job. Alright. - Yeah, man. Good job to you too.

Uhmm.

We're going the wrong way. Okay, so... Let's see.

Fuck.

Did you whack him?

I didn't kill him. Relax.

Good.

- Who do you work for? - We don't have time for this right now, man.

Where's Maya? Where do you hold your victims?

- Do I look familiar? - Our car's totalled. We gotta take theirs.

Alright, man.

Grab his keys and his phone too. - Alright, man.

I'll get his phone this time, because I'm closer.

But next time, you're getting his phone.

I ain't the damn assistant, man. - Whatever.

Oh, shit. We gotta have his finger. His finger to open it.

You cut it off.

You do it.

I just told you I'm not your assistant.

- I don't do fingers. - Me neither.

- How about you? - Fine.

Is there something sharp in the car?

Hey!

All I need is a pattern.

Hold on.

It's in a shape of an M.

Greasy. Greasy-ass motherfucker.

Well, good job, man.

Uh.

Let's get out of here. Let's get moving. I'll get my stuff. You drive.

Hey, man, why do I gotta drive?

Did you put the paintings in the van?

No, no one told me to.

- Andrea did. - Andrea, huh? What kind of a name is that?

He's an Italian with a non-Italian accent.

Does he want to pay you in toy money, too?

Yeah, in craptocurrency.

Oh, don't get me started. Bitcoin's dead.

Again?

- It dies every year. - How far until Pécs?

I don't know. Very far. Let's stop for coffee somewhere.

Okay, here's a gas station.

I'll go in. You check on the chick in the back.

Wakey, wakey, rise and shine.

Go fuck yourself.

I love you too.

Maya, where are you?

Where are you?!

No, I sent you the location pings.

Yeah, yeah, but we got attacked. - Attacked? By whom?

I'm guessing by the same guys that kidnapped you.

I mean, they followed us after we passed the hotel.

So--so the local police have to be on it too.

I mean, how else would they know where we were staying?

Oh my God. Anikó.

I told her about the hotel.

My father was kidnapped around her. She must be the key.

I'm not far, can you come pick me up? We should get her.

Maybe her real name is Andrea.

Yeah, yeah, we're on our way. Who's Andrea?

I don't know. I heard these guys talk about their boss Andrea.

And they wanted to take me to Vienna.

- To Vienna? - Yes, they said Pécs.

That's Vienna in Hungarian.

Are you safe now? Where are you?

You've got the coordinates.

It's a gas station. I'm still in a van.

I've knocked one of them out.

All right. Get away from the van and get somewhere safe.

We'll be there soon, okay?

Okay, I'll hide at this station.

Okay.

Man, we need to save Maya. I promised I'd show her my dick.

- What? - I'll show her my dick.

I couldn't just pull it out.

When and where did you discuss your genitals with Maya?

You shouldn't have missed breakfast yesterday.

So, I took a look at your YouTube channel.

Mm-hmm. What'd you think?

Mmm...

I didn't quite get all the lyrics. I had to google a lot.

Happy to teach you.

Why are you singing about how much money you have? You're not that rich.

"Half mil at the table, half mil at the label."

Do you even have a record label?

Girl, you gotta fake it till you make it.

Okay. What is "from the 'cuzzi to the 'rari"?

From the jacuzzi to the Ferrari.

Vroom, vroom.

And you have a Ferrari?

Give me a break here.

Why are you singing about all these things you don't have?

You're compensating. You have a small dick.

What?!

I got a huge dick.

It grows a little more every single day.

Wanna see it?

So she begged to see your dick at breakfast.

Hey, man. These bitches are unpredictable these days.

Yeah, I believe it. I believe every word you're telling me right now.

Hey.

Man, she was supposed to be here.

Fuck.

Maya!

- Maya! - Marshall.

- What? - They got her again.

We're late. Okay.

Let's check the phone we snatched. Let's check the phone we snatched.

Uh...

- It's all in Hungarian. - Use a translator.

Okay. Here we go. Uhmm... they said they were heading to Vienna, right?

Yeah.

Here we go, okay. We are going to a port.

The airport maybe.

Port of Vienna.

Here we go. Port of Vienna. "Port of Vienna is the largest Austrian river port

and one of the largest ports on the Danube River."

- "It's 475 kilometers." - Damn.

- How many miles is that? - A lot.

Can we get there by noon?

Not in this car.

So you done finally got us kicked out of the Bureau, huh?

You're the one who had to post those YouTube videos for the chief to watch.

You're the one that said it would work. And it did.

I got about 1005 new subscribers since we've been here, man.

- Oh, great. So happy for you. - Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, let's hope Maya's kidnappers are fans,

and they're waiting at the port to meet you.

Yeah, man, whatever.

They'll be there. Trust me. I know these things.

Yeah, how can you be so sure?

Because I've been around the block a couple of times. DEA, remember?

Logistics takes time, man. Chill.

Yeah, let's hope so.

Yeah, well, I got some good news. Wanna hear it?

Remember that chick from the Debrecen police station?

She followed my YouTube channel.

What does that have to do with anything about our mission?

- She can help us, man. - I don't know who you're talking about.

Mariann, from the police station.

I don't know who this is.

She can help us find Anikó. Anikó Kiss?

That's a unique name, man. Like one in the whole city.

Actually, it's pronounced "kish".

And it's a very popular family name here.

And Anikó is also very common, which gives us...

Uhmm...

143 Kiss Anikós, just in the city.

- What? - Yeah.

I excluded the kids and very old Anikós.

- Oh, she's a painter. - Oh, you never told me that.

- I just did. - Oh, wait a sec.

That will definitely narrow it down.

- Yeah. - Just hurry, she might run away.

Okay.

There's one. But we can't just kick her door in.

We need some evidence she's involved.

Search her house. There must be something.

Wait a second. My smart-ass partner says

you can't just search someone's house without a warrant.

But I guess you can pay her a friendly visit.

She might tell us something.

Okay. I can try that.

Where do ducks migrate from during winter?

Huh?

From the Central Park lagoons.

Finally!

And which one is your favorite duck?

Quanteum.

Almost.

I used stevia. No sugar in this one.

If you spit it in my face again, you won't get any hot beverage,

nor dinner, nor snacks, nor kind words.

Thank you.

Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you at home.

I'm a big fan of your art, and... - They forced me.

My son's friend blackmailed and threatened me.

He even destroyed one of my paintings.

I didn't mean any harm.

I'll confess everything, just please don't hurt my son.

By the way, he's in Italy right now.

He can't come home. He works for a crypto startup.

Do you know what crypto is? It's like a currency.

No, not a currency, just a digital thingy,

at least as far as I can tell, but I'm no expert.

He works there. He doesn't know about...

Please follow me.

Nein. Nein.

- No see. No. - No. No see.

I don't think so.

Damn. Oh, man.

Mariann, baby.

- What's up, girl? - It's not Vienna, it's Pécs.

Maya must have misheard it.

How can you get Vienna mixed up with "Petch", man?

P, Pécs. And Vienna is B, Bécs in Hungarian.

Very easy to mix, especially for a foreigner. Never mind.

That was just a transit city to Split.

- Split what? - No.

Split is where you should go. They take the victims there.

It's in Croatia. But...

Don't make me get my leash.

Sorry, so they do some treatment on patients

or homeless people or whoever there.

Then they put them on ships to America.

Alright, good job, girl.

Watch your head.

Huh?

Not you.

I mean... I'm not talking to you.

- That girl trippin'... - Who was that? Can you fill me in?

Mariann. Man, we are going to Croatia.

- We have to go to Croatia? Why? - Um-hum.

They do the organ training in Croatia and send them over to America.

- We gotta go. We gotta go. - Organs?

Yeah, man. Organs, people... I don't know. We gotta go now. I'm trying to tell you.

- Well, let's get a car. - Car? We gotta use our badges.

We'll snatch one for free.

We're not supposed to do that anymore. We're gonna rent.

Hey man, look at you. I ain't chipping in nothing, I'm saying that.

- We can snatch one for free. I'm trying to tell you - Wow, these rental prices are insane.

- This is... - There is a fast train to Split.

- Fast train to Split? - Yes.

- Car is faster, man. - We got to take the fast train.

- No. - And you're paying half.

Not a chance! I ain't gonna pay nothing.

Thank you for your help. Appreciate you. Let's go.

- You high-five everybody, huh? - Gotta be kind.

- You high-five everybody. - You should learn something from me

Be kind. It gets you a long way. - Shake their hands.

- It's professional. - You know something, man.

Stanking ass, man. I can't believe we got the only seats right next to the toilet.

I can't believe that we missed our train because of your stupid wiener schnitzel

and then we had to rush to this bus so fast that I forgot my jacket.

- Hey, man! - It's my favorite fucking jacket.

Calm down. The man said everybody had five minutes. What you want me to do about it?

We should have just left. That's what we should have done.

- I already paid. - You mean I already paid?

- I told you I'll pay you back. - Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Doesn't matter. We get a refund. We make the train. End of story.

And starve to death? It's a nine-hour drive, man.

We have a buffet car on the train. It's included in the ticket.

This Weiner Schnitzel is the best thing that happened to me all week.

I don't give a shit.

- Half-half, man. - Fuck off, choke on it.

This one teensy-weensy bit of bite.

I told you. You had an attitude for nothing.

- You got an extra knife? - No, man, I cut it up for you.

Okay, King Kong, damn!.

Hi. I need five more hours.

Let's talk about it.

We're late. We need at least three sleeping cells

for the convention in 16 days.

We are two days behind. Those five hours won't make a difference.

The main programming will take place on the ship,

but I want to finish phase one.

Client protection before boarding. That's in your interest too.

We won't have enough time to put them into position.

Why can't you put these people on a plane?

We can only get them into the US by sea.

- That's a long... - Enough talking.

I wanna see these cells in the ship in 30 minutes.

Bring the candidates sooner next time.

We had some problems.

Here.

There could be spiders up in here.

We're okay.

Is the coast clear?

- Dude is sketchy as hell. - Yeah. And he's got a gun.

There's a lot of bad guys out there.

- How many think you can handle? - I ain't that experienced.

I'm pretty good with a gun, though. But I ain't got one.

Here.

I should have given this to you a long time ago.

Oh, shit, man. I prefer a submachine gun like an Uzi.

I'm sorry I don't have a submachine gun for you.

You want me for a better hit ratio, man? I can't aim that well.

Didn't you say you were pretty good shot?

Yeah, I'm good at shooting, but bad at aiming.

I'm better than a kid, but worse than Maya, man.

How do you know how Maya can shoot? - She got awards and trophies.

She told me at breakfast.

Great, so Maya's a fantastic shot, and you shoot like a kid.

I'm really glad I got myself into this with you.

Yeah, my pleasure. What's the plan, man?

Well, we can't rush them, apparently.

So we wait until we can figure out where the hostages are being held,

and then we save them, somehow.

But how?

- Play it by ear. - We need a plan.

Yeah, I know. So here's the plan. We sit here, we observe, track their movements.

Maybe we get lucky. What if they all leave and they have one

guy on guard and he has the keys?

And what if they're all together? - I don't know.

I'm trying to make the best of the situation right now.

What if I cause a distraction? I'm better at that anyway.

Oh, shit, there's Maya!

Hey, I gotta take a leak.

Wait, what? Where are you going?

I drank all that damn soda on the bus earlier, man.

I ain't gonna be able to do it later.

You're kidding, right? You're playing a joke on me.

I cannot believe it.

I-I, uh... I-I need to pee.

Oh fuck! Of course you do!

Yes, because I'm a woman

and I've got smaller bladder than these folks.

But your face is bigger, little princess.

Okay. So I will pee all over and you'll smell it.

Mm-hmm, okay. I can't wait. I will love it.

- Ah, take her! - Move!

Okay. If you let me go now, I won't break your nose and your balls.

- Very funny. - No, it won't be.

I will shoot your brain out, little girl, if you try anything.

You will shoot my freshly washed-out brain?

I don't think your boss will like losing his only female client.

- Client? - So you let me go or not?

- No. Move! - Okay.

- Nose or balls? - Go for both.

Just because I promised.

Maya!

Don't go easy on these bastards.

Maya, these are human beings, okay? We know nothing about their struggles.

What if he has a kid at home who's sick and he cares for him?

- Marshall, just shoot him dead! - I can't! We don't know them!

- Where's Demetrius? - He's taking a piss.

- Oh, great. - Holy shit.

Marshall! Oh, shit.

What, this a shoot out!

- What's up, Maya? - Yo, put your goddamn phone away.

Don't swear! There's kids online here.

- Whoa. - Damn, girl, you're killing it.

- Okay. We gotta save the others. - You are.

What's going on, Travolta91?

You're the 45,000th subscriber.

Stay tuned for more action, bro.

- Hey, man, I was live. - Focus.

Man, know live action makes for the best subscribers.

Thank God my phone's indestructible. Where my phone at?

It's a shitty-ass burner, anyway.

Okay. This was the brainwashing center.

What do you mean?

They drugged us and made us watch brainwashing material.

Like what?

They were programming us to kill someone.

What kind of guns do they have you guys using?

I've never seen modifications like this before.

Let's go.

We're late.

- Where were they taking them? - I-I don't know.

I mean, I...

I heard some music and saw some image. I can't recall.

- So what's next? - Hey, man, I got my phone.

Hey, I'm sorry I threw your phone back there. I could buy a new one, okay?

It's all good, man. It's bulletproof.

This is an indestructible case anyway, man.

8K display. FBI innovation. It's all good. - Of course.

- Of course. - Of course.

Ah, shoot, man. Mariann called, let me call her back.

Hello?

What's going on, Mary...

- What's going on, Mariann? - Oh, sorry.

Last night was too long, so my English is not the best.

It's all good. Your voice still sounds cute. What's up?

We interrogated Anikó.

They took homeless people,

not for their organs, but to train assassins.

Yeah, we just found that out.

They shipped them to the US from Croatia.

Yeah?

They will use some programmed killers in Las Vegas

in two weeks at some convention.

They want to eliminate crypto exchange bosses

and some Asian developers.

- Oh, wow. - My boss called the Interpol.

They are working on it. So you have nothing to do with it.

Just wanted to keep you in the loop. Okay?

- Who is that? Andrea? - Who?

Andrea, the boss.

- That's new. - How many Andreas are there in Debrecen?

- I'll check tomorrow. - Alright, girl, I'll holler at you later.

Stay smooth.

Thanks.

I guess that's the end of our journey. - No.

- Interpol is on the case now. - Mm-mm, man.

I got about 50,000 subscribers now. Just let them solve it.

They love that kind of shit.

I'm not going to Vegas to boost your TikTok channel.

My dad should be in Vegas. He might be in the next round of killers.

- Okay. - Damn, come on.

It's family, man. What's up, sis?

Where are you, Demi?

- I'm in Croatia. - What the hell are you doing there?

I'm doing a copyright case.

Yes, Ma told me stuff.

You didn't join the FBI to go watch movies in Europe.

- I'm taking care of some shit. - How will you find that animal?

- I'll be home soon. - You joined the Bureau a month ago.

I can't believe you can't find our guy.

How many motherfuckers are there with nine fingers?

Actually, Marshall has nine fin--

Hello? Demi!

You son of a bitch. You're that agent.

What are you talking about?

You put my brother into a coma.

Wait, who's your brother?

The one you ran in front of a car, man.

- Oh, that's your brother? - Yeah.

The green dust dealer.

Your brother distributed green dust and it killed Marshall's brother?

- My brother's not dead. - But you said he was killed.

- I never said that. - You said he was such a smart kid.

He was a smart kid. Then he got hooked on green dust.

And now he just sits at home and he watches idiots on YouTube.

And now in school, he gets B minuses and sometimes C's.

Okay, so both of your brothers are alive, so...

No. My brother's in a coma.

I promised my mom and sister that if I saw you, I was gonna shoot you.

You're not really going to shoot me, man. - Are you?

I'm sorry, man. Come on. This is ridiculous.

Oh! Oh!

Damn!

Ow!

God, that was a good shot, man! He never really shot me, don'tworry.

- God! Oh, God! - Hey, motherfucker, next time.

- Yeah? - I'm shooting you're ass in the head.

Got you. Okay, that sounds good. Hey, hey, hey. Come here. Come here. Come here.

- Get off me. - Look.

How about I buy you a plane ticket to Vegas? We call it even.

- First class. - Premium economy.

Deal, man. Get off me.

He's supposed to be here.

Yeah, I know.

Let me just call him. He'd better not be gambling right now.

I'm talking about my dad.

Right, yeah. Sorry.

Hey, brother man, I'll be there in a sec.

Turn on your camera, check it out. I'm in Paris, baby.

Yeah, did you get the guns?

Hey man, the damn dealer ghosted on me.

I don't think I would have made it through check-in anyway.

We're already inside, man.

There's no... yeah, there's no security checkpoint on the entrance.

You got in? How'd you get in? I don't even got a ticket.

Maya signed us up as developers, remember?

Ah, so we can get on stage then, huh?

Oh my God, Demetrius, what do you have to add to blockchain technology?

- Look, I don't know, but I'll google it. - Okay, good luck with that. Bye.

It's weird. There was no body search.

Yeah, I know. It was really weird.

I mean, wouldn't they want this event to be secure?

Unless they want to catch him in the act.

You think they're using big crypto heads as bait?

Could be.

I don't mind it, to be honest.

I actually invested in one of these coins a while back.

I lost everything.

- Hello and welcome. - Bastards.

Thank you for joining this year's Future Crypto Convention

here in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada.

Today on stage with me, we're gonna be talking about the future of crypto.

So please let me introduce Mr. Dao, Dr. Wang, and Mrs. Chang of Digithereum.

Thank you.

Next from Africa, we have Imani, Zari, and Kisoka Gudate.

Can you see your father?

Now keep that applause up for Europe's number one Web3 crypto startup,

the Giordano family, the triumvirate of Florence Finance.

And last but certainly not least,

we have another trio. But this time,

newcomers from blockchain technology. - Where's Demetrius?

Can't you look up his location?

- He's wearing a smartwatch. - The Debrecen Trio.

Oh, you're right.

Oh...

- Well... - I already found him.

- I only see one of you. - What the hell is he doing there?

- Mr. Marshall Allan Brubaker. - Nah. I'm Demetrius.

She had about a 50% chance of getting that right. Thank you.

Where are the others?

Oh, they caught a super massive chronic case of explosive diarrhea.

You know, so that breakfast buffet, stay away. That's all I'm gonna say.

So you're here with a new scalability solution

to handle large amounts of transaction data

on any platform in a short span of time.

- Say what? - Jesus Christ.

But first, let's talk about the future of Web3.

I'll go check the audience.

- My dad has to be there. - Yeah, good idea.

Though my name is Dao, we're not into DAO projects.

Although I would like to be asked questions about tokens, about economics,

but I can assure you the transaction we make is, like, faster, zero commission.

I mean, yeah.

Mr. Giordano, you said that the value is pegged at your coin.

Can we call it a stable coin now?

It will be an algorithmic stable coin, yes.

The primary distinction is in the strategy of keeping the stable coin's value stable

by controlling the supply through an algorithm.

Mmm.

Mr. Brubaker... I mean Demetrius.

Uh, what's your take on fiat-collateralized stablecoins?

Stablecoin? Ain't no coin stable. Coins are for pussies.

What you really need is a good old hundred dollar bill.

You know what I'm saying? Dollar dollar bill, y'all.

Gotta love paper like Michael Scott. Know what I'm saying?

Well, I'm sure anyone can have a lot of them good old bills.

If they invest in Quarzeum.

Dad?

Dad!

- Dad! - No!

Oh, what was that?

- No. - I'm from the FBI.

Dad, are you alright?

Go, go, go!

Man down! Man down! Somebody get this Italian man a pizza!

Oh, shit!

I'm not a medic.

- Take me to my car. - Get up, man. Come on.

I'm with the FBI, can I take him?

I'm sorry, miss. I gotta take him with the others.

Oh, take it slow.

Oh, good Lord, don't die on me.

Your head busted wide open. Come on, man.

Hey, man, where's your car at?

- I don't know. - What you mean you don't know?

You got a lot of followers?

- I hope not. - What you mean you hope not?

What you looking for?

Hey, what the...?

Hey, man, you're some big tech guy, right? We should do a video that...

I'm tired of you getting your hands on me, man.

Hey, keep your hands to yourself, man.

- I'm good! - I'm trying to help you out.

Your head's bleeding...

Hey, man. You had a driver?

Damn!

- Where the fuck were you? - Yeah, where were you?

P8. There he is. Wow.

Those glasses are really accurate.

- Yeah, where you been? - Stai bene?

Don't speak Italian in front of the guys. You know they feel left out.

Hey, I got a European word for you. You want to hear it?

Not really.

You shot the man who saved you?

- Saved me from who? - From the terrorists, Andrea.

We are the terrorists, Emanuele.

What?

Oh, it wasn't my intention to do this today, but what the hell?

Andrea! Ma perché?

I'm gonna get the two guys.

You take care of the girl.

Emanuele...

Stop! You stop too!

Step next to him.

Hands up!

Do we need them alive?

Nope. Have some fun, baby.

Wait!

On second thought...

No, no, no, no. Don't hand it to me.

Give it to our friendly feline of the feds.

Maya. Right?

How do you know my name?

I know who you are.

You killed one of my good friends.

Oh.

Comes with the job.

I don't know which sucker he was. I shot some assholes in Split.

He died in a car that he got from me for his birthday.

He worked for me for four years.

Hmm... tell me more. What was his zodiac sign?

Unicorn.

You could have been a great assassin, if you'd have gotten the full program.

But at least the client protection works pretty well.

Shoot! Between the eyes, if you please.

Whoa, whoa, Maya, what are you doing?

Maya! Is there some reverse word?

Horse, camel, water buffalo, moose... Uh... Shit.

Maya, it's me, it's Marshall. I mean, come on, I'm your partner.

Not romantically, but, like, this mission, we've been partners, remember?

I mean, romantically, I felt just a little something.

But it was maybe a connection that you felt too.

If you felt that same connection, find it and remember me.

- It's Marshall. I mean... - Shoot!

If you shoot me right now, we'll never gonna maybe go on a date and see if it could go somewhere.

Maybe we'll get married, well have kids. You never know.

But if you shoot me right now, you'll never know and you'll never...

You'll never know the future we could possibly have.

- Shoot. - Maybe we'll never talk again. But I don't know.

But if you put that bullet into me right now, you'll never know.

Please, Maya. Shoot that guy!

You'd shoot the man who bought you pancakes?

Hey, you!

I saved your life, man!

- What's... - Shit, you're alive!

But Maya. You, you can't hit a woman like that, man. But oh my God, you okay?

What the hell is wrong with everybody here? I saved you too!

I shot you in the fucking heart!

No, bitch!

You shot me in my bulletproof fucking phone!

And I told you...

I never lie. Back up!

Back the hell up, man!

Police! Drop your guns!

We're the good guys!

Oh, hey, we're FBI agents!

Kind of. Okay, watch the pinky! Hey, watch the pinky!

Get off my ass, man!

You wanna call Chief Cardamo or should I?

Man, have Maya do it. Her voice is sexier. Hey...

I do like that.

I gotta say, it's nice to see you, like, completely back to normal.

Thanks.

But I'm questioning your father's mental health a little bit.

Uhmm. Okay, but he's fine. This is just his... uh... style.

Okay.

I mean, I'm seeing similarities to Salvador Dalí. -

Maybe I can... I might have to press charges on him.

- Okay. - It's really similar.

Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up?

What's going on, y'all? I ain't trying to interrupt your... first date.

- Not a date. - Yeah, we are just friends.

Yeah.

- Friends, huh? - Friends.

Nah.

Friends, my ass, man. If it's friends, how come you ain't invite me?

- Well, you did try to shoot me. - Oh yeah, not to mention my concussion.

What's wrong with y'all, man?

I saved y'all and I freaking solved this case. Talking about,

congratulations, man. I heard you made it back into the office.

- Thank you. - My man.

Yeah, yeah. So no more NIPRCC for this guy. I'm, uh...

- The FBI's newest field agent. - What? You never told me.

I did. I texted you, like, 12 times.

It said seen at the bottom of the text.

you guys sure do wanna take care of that. - Did you really not see?

- It's okay. - What the hell's going on over here?

I don't know what this is. What is this? We got a fire and water.

Oh, it's not my dad's. It's Anikó's painting actually.

Oh, I thought this was your father's art expo.

Wait, actually, I saw that one in Split.

Excuse me?

- What's going on? - Are you the Demi Showguy?

Of course I am. What's going on? - Can we take a selfie?

- Yes, you can. - Thank you.

Yeah.

- Alright. - Thank you.

Now be smooth now. Looking good, ladies, looking good.

Oh!

- Hey, watch the painting, man. - Sorry.

- Sorry, guys. - Whoa.

- Yo. - Hold on.

Hey, man, that's that green dust. That's matcha and heroin.

I know 'cause my brother distributed it.

And by the way, he said hi, motherfucker. Or die, motherfucker.

I knew it! I knew green dust was still on the market!

It's coming out of Eastern Europe! This makes so much sense!

By the way, tell your brother I'm really happy he's awake.

He don't wanna hear that.

So, the kidnap business was just one leg. We gotta call the cops.

We are the cops.

What do you mean we're cops? We agents. Don't forget.

- You're damn right we are. - Recognize that. I know what it is.

Let's go check through the paintings.

Alright, y'all. I got some things to take care of.

Yo, brothers and sisters, guess who's back?

Hey, man, stop kissing my future girlfriend.

Get ready for some more jet lag, wild food

and crazy car chases at 50 miles per hour.

Because guess what? We're going back to Europe.

Don't forget to subscribe. Peace.