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-[Grant] Previously… -"Travel by Trans-Siberian rail"!

…on The Amazing Race Australia v New Zealand…

Alliances were broken.

The boys!

Don't tell me you're all Kiwi and then go opposite.

Then, in a nation-versus-nation battle,

John and Murray opted to go it alone.

-Think it'd be smarter working together? -Nah.

And the Aussies came out on top.

To know that we thrashed the Kiwis, it felt really good.

Romance blossomed.

I just wanted to ask you if you'd marry me.

I would stay with you forever.

And Daniel and Ryan came in first,

winning themselves a Salvage Pass.

You can either have a one-hour head start in the next leg

or save the last team to check in from elimination.

John and Murray struggled with the wood-building task…

You're not listening to me.

Can you hear me out, please?

…and came in last,

with their fate determined by Daniel and Ryan.

-We're not gonna use the Salvage Pass. -You're eliminated from the race.

Two New Zealand and three Australian teams are left.

Who will be eliminated next?

[Grant] Russia is the biggest country in the world,

spanning nine time zones,

and extending across the entirety of Northern Asia

and much of Eastern Europe.

And it's from the capital city of Moscow

that teams embark on the seventh leg of our race around the world.

Daniel and Ryan chose to take an hour's head start

instead of playing their Salvage Pass.

So they will depart first, at 9:49 a.m.

"Fly to Lisbon, Portugal"!

Teams must now fly 4,000 kilometers west to Lisbon.

The capital of Portugal is one of the oldest cities in the world,

dating back to the fifth century AD.

Once there, they will make their way to the fortified Belém Tower.

We're going to Portugal.

Now John and Murray have been eliminated, it's definitely a different vibe.

We are playing a completely distinctive game to the way the boys were playing.

It's more about, how do we ensure that we get ahead at the right point?

If that means forming an alliance to get us ahead, that's what we'll do.

[Daniel] The fact we let those boys go,

a lot of the teams are a lot more optimistic now.

-Go. -"Search for the Belém Tower

-and search for your next clue." -Portugal. Wicked.

We're both pigheaded people and we fight at the best of times.

Come on.

We probably struggle with both being quite stubborn

and wanting to have final say.

-[Jarrod] How are you going? -[Ashleigh] Airport?

-Show him, Ash. -Airport.

When you get two strong heads--

-Ash, can you show him? -Yes, I will!

-"Fly to Lisbon, Portugal." -Awesome.

Now that we're engaged, and our next step is to get married, right?

-I hope so. -Hope so.

[Sally] It's even more motivation for us to win the race.

[Tyson] What countries are in Portugal?

[Sally] Portugal. I think it's South America, isn't it?

Taxi!

Me and Sally are very happy and ready to play our own game.

Hi. We want to go to the airport.

[Ashleigh] Airport. Plane.

Have a look at that. That looks like Collingwood, but older.

We've only been to South America once, very briefly, to Mexico.

It kind of sounds European, but it is South America, isn't it?

[Ashleigh] The only thing I know about Portugal is Nando's.

Yeah, I love Nando's.

-"Lisbon, Portugal." -Portugal!

[Jesse] The airport.

[Hereni] I've been there.

[Cat] I'm part Portuguese, and I've never been.

Doesn't Cristiano Ronaldo play for Portugal?

I'm not sure. I'm not on the soccer buzz either.

I think he does. And my son would be very pleased.

-This is anyone's race. -We can't underestimate ourselves.

[Jesse] We've got to stop selling ourselves as the underdog to ourselves.

Fine if other people think that. What you've got to do is stay consistent.

It means we've got a chance.

In terms of the New Zealand team,

we may have a bit of a target on our back now.

-But we don't underestimate Jesse and Cat. -No.

It's really important to us that we look after our New Zealand teams.

-And if we can help out, we will. -Absolutely.

If it's not us, we want Cat and Jesse to win.

-Yes, of course. -Because they're our Kiwi compadres.

Is that the word?

Thank you.

We decided we'd do some research at the Internet café.

We just realized that Portugal is not actually in South America.

It's in Europe.

So that's a little embarrassing.

We're trying to see if there's any earlier flights.

Is there any flights to Portugal?

[woman] No.

-We all ended up on the same flight. -Thank you.

[Grant] All teams are now flying via Frankfurt to Lisbon,

due to arrive the following day at 10:00 p.m.

We've got a great cabbie here with Fernando.

[Daniel] He knows where he's going.

Torre de Belém. Yeah?

Rapido, rapido.

-Let's go. -Okay.

The first Aussies are away.

-Belém Tower. -Tower.

-Is that okay? Thank you. -Yep.

-You wait for us, okay? Yeah. -Stay here? Okay.

[Sally] Belém Tower was beautiful.

It was so surreal.

"Learn and perform a traditional fado duet…"

"…in Portuguese to receive your next clue."

[Grant] The fado is the oldest urban folk music in the world.

Teams must now learn this traditional duet

with the help of an MP3 player.

They must then sing the song in Portuguese.

[singing in Portuguese]

Only when teams have performed the song to the satisfaction of their teacher

will they receive their next clue.

Hi!

Hello. How are you?

Okay, I do number one. You do number two.

[Sally] One person sang a verse, the other sang the second verse,

and then we sang the chorus together.

"You'll be judged on the accuracy of both melody and lyrics."

Oh, my gosh. There it is, H. There's the tower.

Wait? You wait? Okay, thank you.

Can we see a clue box?

-"Learn and perform a traditional"… -"…fado duet."

Yay. We get to sing. I've been wanting a musical challenge.

I play guitar and sing in a covers band.

This was my challenge.

This is your kind of thing. Not so much mine.

All right. Here we go.

That's not it, is it?

We showed him a picture, a map.

-Whereabouts is it? -Took us to a different tower.

We've gone the wrong way and got a red light.

-It's all good. -It's not all good, Ash.

What?

Taxis have been a nightmare this whole trip for us.

We have not had much luck in the taxi department.

Damn it!

-Far out! -Just relax!

[bleeps]

-Stop it, now. -Ash, stop carrying on.

You're the one carrying on.

"Learn and perform a traditional fado duet."

[singing]

[Ashleigh] The only time I ever see Jarrod sing

is about ten to 15 beers deep at the pub.

Do you want to go over there with that?

Usually to Cold Chisel.

-[Jarrod sings] -Just quieter.

I was never any good at karaoke.

I decided it was better for me just to jump in.

[singing]

[musicians playing accompaniment]

But everyone thinks that Maoris are really good singers,

and I am one of them that's not.

Sorry. You have to try again.

Thank you. Crap!

[singing]

At that point, I didn't think we were ready to take the main stage.

We're not gonna pass, but we'll have a crack.

Get your game over there.

[both sing melody]

The middle part's longer.

-We sing at home. So this will be good. -No, we don't.

[singing]

No. You have to try again.

Is it my voice? Or…

-I can't help it. -It sounded really bad.

It sounded like a Portuguese traditional song

sung by an Australian bogan.

We don't want to sound anything like those guys.

We were to give it a go. We heard them. "We don't want to sound like them."

We thought we needed more practice.

Olá.

[singing]

Out of the two of us, I am a little bit more musically inclined.

A lot more.

You have to try one more time.

I thought we were good!

-Tyson, we thought it was beautiful. -We thought it was good.

-Was that me or you? -Me.

-We're back. -We worked on it.

[singing]

[Jesse] He was into it, though. I'll give him that much.

-So passionate, wasn't he? -He was into it.

[mimicking out-of-tune singing]

-No way, mate. -No? You let us go that whole way?

Let's do it in one. Let's do it once.

My focus for the challenge: I'm helping Cat, who's not a singer.

You do the words. I'm telling you the timing.

So I'm supporting Cat. "Yeah, awesome. Let's do this."

This might be the only chance

that we can get ahead of the pack and stay ahead.

Hello.

[Ryan] Jesse, with his history as a rock and roller,

we figured he was gonna nail this.

Cat did her verse, and it sounded great.

-We lost it. -When it came to my line--

[mumbles]

-One more time. -Yeah. One more time.

I'm a singer. This is my thing.

I should've smashed it. It was a bit of a slap in the face.

All right. First go.

We had a beautiful singer. I was just thinking about serenading her.

Romance.

She was digging the vibe.

She was giving me the vibe, though. Not you.

That's the worst singing I've ever heard.

-[Ashleigh] They were awesome. -Thank you.

Give me a bucket. They were rubbish.

You call that good singing?

"Travel by taxi to Lisbon's famous Sant'Anna Boutique."

[Grant] Teams must locate the tram stop near the famous Sant'Anna tile store

and travel on the historic tram 28

to this terrace at Largo Das Portas Do Sol,

where they'll find their next clue.

See if our taxi guy's still there.

Hey!

Okay.

I thought I was all right. I'm no Barnesy, but I wasn't too bad.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-"Travel by taxi to Lisbon's famous…" -"…Sant'Anna boutique."

We've got to go on tram number 28.

"Search for your next clue." Let's go.

We're the only team left, and here I am, falling to pieces

over a singing challenge.

I knew I was letting it mess with my head.

I'm like, "God! We need to get this together!"

One more time.

What if this is how it ends?

[Jesse] Come on, Jesse!

If we're eliminated because I cannot do the singing challenge,

I don't think I could live with it.

[practicing melody]

We had to sing a beautiful Portuguese song to get our next clue.

I couldn't get it right. Other teams were moving past us.

I had to let go of the frustration.

'Cause once you've grabbed frustration, it's hard to let go.

-Thank you very much. -Thank you.

"Travel by taxi to Sant'Anna boutique."

I hope the taxi driver knows.

Crikey dick.

-[Daniel] I love this city already. -Is this a tram coming or a bus?

[Daniel] We had to find the tile store and then from there catch a tram.

We were first at the stop.

[Ryan] Portas Do Sol.

[Daniel] But the trams had stopped running for the night.

Then slowly but surely, everyone petered in.

Maybe we have to come back tomorrow.

Tomorrow morning?

[Jesse] We're gonna be sleeping on the streets!

[Sally] Squish in, please.

[Carla] Hello.

We're all squeezed in. Nice and cozy.

[Daniel] This is my sort of city. I love it.

[Jesse] I see a clue box. I see a clue box. Go, go, go.

[Daniel] Whoa! Look at this place!

[Ryan] So we get to the Portas Do Sol lookout.

This is beautiful.

-Detour. -Detour.

"Wet or Dry."

[Grant] In this Detour, teams must choose between two tasks

involving Lisbon's famous medieval maze of streets.

Their choice? Wet or Dry.

The Portuguese street festival of Águeda

sees thousands of colored umbrellas suspended in the air.

In Wet, teams must count the number of yellow umbrellas above them.

Once they have counted the number correctly,

they will receive their next clue.

In Dry, teams must collect a washing basket

from one of five local ladies in the town square.

They must then search a washing line to find a piece of clothing

marked with their lady's name.

Only when they have returned the correct clothing to its owner

will they be given their next clue.

-We're gonna do Wet. -Count all the umbrellas?

-We're going to do Wet. -We're gonna do Wet.

We're gonna count. I want to count.

Holy smokes.

[Sally] Wow! Look at all the umbrellas!

-[Daniel] Let's do this. -[Ryan] Okay.

Just a labyrinth of streets with the umbrellas.

There's some down this way and some down that.

And you're like, "This is gonna be epic."

"When you think you've got the total, write it on the slates provided."

Ten.

[Jesse] The clue said to count only the yellow ones.

I'm color-blind.

Is that yellow?

So that's tricky.

-Are these all yellow? -Yeah.

I could see the yellow ones,

but occasionally the green ones looked like yellow ones.

We'll count off to the left.

-Twenty-nine, 30. 130. -Great. Yep.

-Three? -Yep.

-There's Portuguese tarts back there. -Shut up!

I don't want to throw him off, but I could have a tart.

Tyson? Count. Don't rely on me.

Please count. Okay? Let's start from here again.

They weren't in straight rows.

If you started trying to count in rows,

you would forget whether this umbrella was in that row or that one.

-What'd you get? -Fifty-eight.

Shit. I got 66.

This is a hard one, bro. That's what I'm saying.

Hey, Puppy. Puppy.

We realized working together for a task like this would be a good idea.

We can run through and go…

-If one of us get it, tell each other. -Let's do it right first time.

[Ashleigh] Sally and that are working together.

-Do you want to go? -Yep.

We thought, "This is our opportunity to get ahead."

"Let's nick over to Dry and have a crack at that."

-[Carla] Do you want to work together? -Sure.

Yeah, yeah.

We realized the Aussies were working together. We'll try with Cat and Jess.

And you go down and up. Keep running and getting chalk, though.

[Jesse] Quick, go. Do it.

-Aussies versus Kiwis. -Boom.

So once we left the Wet part of the Detour, we went over to Dry.

Hey!

We had to select one of five women

with a washing basket which had their name on it.

"Florinda." Florinda.

[Ashleigh] "Collect her laundry from one of the drying lines

-hanging in the streets overhead." -So one of them's hers.

[Ashleigh] Yeah.

[Jarrod] Can we have a look? Thank you.

[Ashleigh] We had to find one article of clothing with her name on it.

One thing on here will have somebody's name on it.

I can't see anyone's name on…

-Anything. -…anything.

Ninety-seven plus 160.

We went through once. We counted as quickly as we could, went up to the guy.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Did you go down into that corner?

-No. -[bleep]

No?

Count each section at a time and confirm that we're on the same page.

-Make sure we've all got the same count. -Beautiful. Let's do that, guys.

I think the strongest team at the moment are Daniel and Ryan.

[Daniel] Do section by section. Make sure we've got it right.

So for us to be able to work with them, I think it's a huge advantage to us.

Do not let anything get in your way, please. Okay?

We need to confirm at the end of each section that we're on the same count.

It's the only way we're gonna slam this: with four minds on it.

One. 34.

-We'll try 285 and then 286? -Yeah.

-No. -No? Okay.

Every time we got it wrong, we had to run right back to the start,

grab another piece of chalk and attempt again.

-No? -No?

We're gonna try 292.

We're gonna go 286.

[Jarrod] We could be here for five hours.

But so could the others, so don't worry.

I still didn't even know what we were doing.

Half an hour later, I didn't know what we were meant to be doing.

There's just no names anywhere.

For… No, it's for 100%.

-I got 297. What have you got? -288.

Write down the number, and we can count as we go back up.

Yes!

Sal, Sal, Sal! Ty!

-297. -Thank you.

So, second attempt. Got it.

Thanks very much.

We told Tyson and Sally.

Yes!

Thank you.

-Did they get theirs? -Yep.

They got it. Damn it.

-They got it, H. -Yep.

-"Drive yourselves to Cascais"… -"…and search for Fisherman's Beach."

[Grant] Teams must now locate their marked cars

and drive to Fisherman's Beach in the Cascais district,

and search for their next clue.

Any chance of knowing what you got? Any chance?

No, they're gonna ignore us.

Do you want to tell them? No.

It's all right.

I pretended that I didn't hear her.

Dude, no. At this point, mate, we've just got to run it.

Tyson and Sal, Ryan and I, we worked together.

We made a decision not to tell New Zealand teams.

-We can only work on one line at a time. -So try this one here.

Bras, undies. Big undies.

Don't think she'd be wearing nice shirts like this.

Yeah, but you don't know.

Come on. Florinda, where are you?

That's a bit racy for Florinda.

If we could see someone else's name, it would've been something.

But we couldn't even find one of the five ladies' names.

-They're gonna be so far ahead. -We have not found one name on anything.

[Sally] Whoo-hoo!

-This is the nicest car I've ever been in. -[Tyson] Sal! Sal!

We're in the front one.

[Sally] Ryan and Daniel and us, we had teamed up together.

So it made sense to lead each other to the next clue.

Should we follow a taxi?

-We could do that. -That's okay.

Do you speak English?

We need to go to Praia dos Pescadores.

Fisherman's Beach. Yeah?

We're gonna follow you in these cars.

We thought, "Let's get a taxi and pay the taxi to drive in front of us."

Perfect strategy.

I think I know where we're going.

I reckon let's just change.

Let's go downstairs and have a look.

All I wanted to do was go back and count umbrellas.

-I hate that I don't get a say. -Are you serious, Ash?

You're the one who's dominated everything.

I've tried to keep my calm. All you do is just--

But we're up here.

We were going nowhere.

We were reeling in that same clothing. We hadn't found one name.

I'm starting to get pretty frustrated now. We've gone through that many.

There was 30,000 racks of clothes to get.

Common sense would say, "Let's get out of here."

Ash, there's thousands of lines.

-Where's thousands? -Let's go look.

We're gonna be last if we go over there anyway.

We've been here for 45 minutes and haven't got one name.

Let's go downstairs.

-What do you want to do? Count? -I want to go.

-Let's count. We're gonna be last. -We'll be last here anyway.

-We haven't found one name. -Let's go count.

It'll be a waste of time, but we'll count.

'Cause at least then I can't get the blame as usual.

Oh, well, [bleep] women. I tell you.

Everyone's gonna be gone.

-We haven't found one name. -Let's count. It'll be a waste of time.

[Jarrod] We chose the wrong Detour.

Common sense would say, "Let's get out of here."

At least then I can't get the blame as usual.

Oh, well, [bleep] women. I tell you.

[groans]

Let's go. We're gonna change.

No!

We were still counting umbrellas. The Aussies had gone by then.

So it was a good strategy to work together with Cat and Jess.

-We're between 93 and 97. -We're doing 97 now.

Every time we passed, we told them where we were up to,

what hadn't worked and what we were gonna try next.

Yes.

We have to let the girls know. We promised.

"Search for the Fisherman's Beach for your next clue."

-297! -297.

Thank you, guys.

Kiwis have a built-in thing

that brings you together when you need to come together.

Yes!

"Find the marked cars opposite Museu do Fado."

Are these our marked cars? Get the black one! The black one!

Hello!

Then we hop in our marked sports car.

[Cat] Enjoy the fact that you're riding a sports car.

Pretty sure this isn't gonna happen again.

We don't have a lot of money. This is like a dream.

People are looking at us like, "What is that dude doing in that car?"

-[Ashleigh] Everyone's gonna be-- -Ash, they're done. Who cares?

Let's just count and get out of here.

When we got back to the umbrellas, no teams were there.

We looked at these umbrellas and we thought, "Shit."

How are we gonna count all these?

There's that many colors. We didn't know where to start.

[Ashleigh] Is it all the umbrellas?

[Jarrod] All of them.

-What am I doing? -You want to do green?

We started counting…

-One, two, three. -…and counting…

-Eleven, 12, 13. -…and counting.

-Fifty-three, 54. -I think we're still counting.

-I don't know how the others got it. -They all would've done one section each.

We are so far behind.

-Far out! -Jarrod.

[bleep] hell, I can't bloody do it.

We've worked together really well with the boys.

It's nice for the Aussies to get together and fight against the NZers.

I'm so happy for Tyson and Sal getting engaged. That's so cool.

-Sally's smiling her face off. -[Daniel] She's loving it.

-Do you know where we're going? -I don't know where we're going.

The taxi driver knows where we're going.

Dude.

-Don't leave me hanging. -Huh?

We were like, "Sweet. We have to follow. We're gonna love this."

Boom!

I hope we're going in the right direction.

-Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. -Jarrod, stop. Come back.

-What did we start at? -436. Please remember that.

Those bloody Portuguese umbrellas. How many of them could we count?

[Ashleigh] This is the most frustrating thing ever.

[Jarrod] As far as you could see, there was damn umbrellas.

The other teams could not have done this.

There was a number that said 888.

-888? -But it was a sticker on the wall.

Let's try 888.

888.

-No. -Are we close?

-Can we go and have a beer and sit down? -No.

I don't know what's going on.

-Stop! -Sal? What are you doing?

I may not have given the entire information

to the cab driver as to where we were going.

T-Man, what's Sal doing?

Making sure we're going to the right spot.

Okay. It doesn't hurt.

Sal did all the talking and showed him the address.

She took care of that.

Are we going to Cascais?

[driver] No. We're going to Praia dos Pescadores.

[Sally] Sorry. I thought Cascais was same as Praia dos Pescadores.

He seemed to understand, but I don't speak Portuguese.

I've told him Fisherman's Beach. I've told him this word here.

Does anyone know the number?

Yeah? How many?

We tried to get as much information out of the locals as possible.

No, no. Number. Number.

Really? Check out all these?

-Really? -Righto. Let's go.

He laughed in our faces.

-This is crap. -Hey. Where's that funny bloke?

3000 rain-hats? Come on.

[people laughing]

The idiots that we were, we still went up and showed a 3,000 marker to the guy.

How stupid can you get?

You lied to us.

-Not cool. Not cool. -How many?

[Ashleigh] The locals would be standing there laughing at us.

They were all real sneaky little slippery gypsies.

They thought it was hilarious.

3000 sunshades.

[Jarrod] Well, that's life. Let's keep going.

-Oh, my God, are we the first ones here? -Oh, my God!

How did that happen?

The Aussies seemed to leave the last challenge so much ahead of us.

"Road Block."

"Who's a good catch?"

I'll have a go.

[Grant] The team member performing this Road Block must source and deliver

two kilos of mussels, one large fish

and five kilos of octopus to a local restaurant.

Once the chef is satisfied with the quantities,

they must finish a portion of cataplana, a traditional Portuguese fish stew,

to receive their next clue.

That must be my fish.

When I realized what I actually had to do, I was horrified.

That is an octopussy.

I'm gonna walk 2K

to eat some fish soup.

The smell was horrendous.

It was making me want to gag. The smell was that bad.

What the hell am I doing in a place like this?

In here, baby.

How many cars, babe?

Only one!

-Only one other car in the car park. -Say what?

Good work, babe!

-"Who's a good catch?" -I'm a good catch.

You have to be.

[Carla] Is that Jesse and Cat?

Where are the Aussies? That's what I'm wondering.

I reckon we're going the wrong way.

[Daniel] It doesn't feel right. We've gone over this bridge.

We've been driving for way too long.

I just had this sinking feeling.

Wrong way. We've got to go back.

I don't feel like we're going the right direction.

We're not. Cascais is back the other way.

We want Praia dos Pescadores at Cascais.

I didn't realize that there was more than one Fisherman's Beach here,

so I didn't stipulate that we had to go to Fisherman's Beach at Cascais.

[Sally groans]

I felt really bad for making that mistake.

Not just for us, but for the boys as well.

This is the game, bro.

[sighs]

There goes the lead. You go from first to last.

We were relying on Sally to have imparted that information correctly.

I left Sal and Tyson in charge of that, so we should just ditch them.

Let's hope this is not elimination.

[Sally] Far out!

We were the first teams.

Now we're potentially running at the back and could be fighting for last place.

Hopefully the others have made the same mistake as us.

This is the worst challenge ever.

Ash, who cares? Who cares?

[Ashleigh] We're still counting. We had to remember all these figures in our head.

It was a big, jumbled-up mess.

[Jarrod] Oh, my [bleep] God.

There was hundreds of them.

Purple, pink, yellow and green umbrellas.

There's got to be something, but we're not seeing it.

Let's try a thousand.

Let's try 1,000.

"Count all the yellow umbrellas."

[Jarrod] This has probably cost us the race.

There's a good chance this is elimination for us.

[Ashleigh] The yellow only.

[Jarrod] Far out!

"Count all the yellow umbrellas."

The yellow only.

[Jarrod] So after counting every damn umbrella in Portugal,

we finally work out that it's yellow-- yellow umbrellas we had to count.

-How did we miss that? -It doesn't matter. Let's do it now.

I wanted to go back to the challenge where we were having to do the washing.

We should've stayed at the washing. We would've found something by now.

Ash is too headstrong.

Ash, for some reason, got it in her mind that we weren't going anywhere,

so Ash wasn't gonna back down.

This is what you wanted to do. Come back and count.

-She kept going on and on. -I didn't see the point.

I hate this shit.

-We made the hugest stuff-up. -[Jarrod] Hey.

-[Ashleigh] I'm not staying. -Shit happens, Ash.

Holy smokes.

Oh, God, this is disgusting.

[Cat] When I'd got there, H was there,

and she had shoved a lot of squid down her top.

I wasn't gonna do that technique, I decided.

-Baby on board! -Baby on board.

Once I'd immersed myself in the smell, it didn't seem to bother me so much.

I think my waters are gonna break.

Gross! I wonder if that's my octopus.

I laid my vest on the ground and then used that as a handbag.

Holy-- Sorry!

How good is that? That's Kiwi ingenuity.

This is bordering on disgusting.

I'm not gonna lie to you. This is frickin' heavy!

Good.

We pull up at the car park, finally.

-"Road Block." -"Who's a good catch?"

Do you mind doing it? I'm busting to go to the toilet.

I'll do it.

I think that we need more octopus than that.

What'd it say? Five kilo?

A couple of the squid were a bit small,

so I decided to try and find big ones to make sure I had my five kilos.

Let's do this, baby.

Taberna Económica.

I'm going 300.

I was about as frustrated as you could get.

Jarrod, don't sit on there.

-Let's sit and think about it. -That's not gonna do anything!

I can't stand his moods. He was carrying on like a baby.

I'm sick of this shit.

What do we do? We could be going in circles for hours.

Do we go back to washing? Do we stay here?

I won't go to washing. We don't know what number we're up to.

[Ashleigh] This sucks.

-Olá. Inglês? -[woman speaking French]

I decided that I would recruit some help along the way.

You're very good people.

They were trying to give them back to me, but that wasn't an option.

So I pretended to keep reading my clue.

That one. Okay.

[Carla] She's a good delegator.

So vive la France.

This way.

-Do you know where you're going? -No. Do you?

There's restaurants down here.

There's a lot of people down this way.

-We're looking for a restaurant. -What's the name of the restaurant?

Taberna Económica.

Yo! Ryan!

[Ryan] We followed Tyson and Sal earlier. That hadn't gone to plan.

Ryan, this way!

We're about to go in the wrong direction if we're not careful.

We need to know where we're going.

It's near McDonald's.

[bleep] hell.

It's just so hard.

We were getting frustrated.

So we thought, "Let's give the locals another crack."

-297. -[Ashleigh] Definitely?

-Yes. -297.

[Ashleigh] If that's wrong, I'm so over it. It's making me sick.

-Ash, can we stop the whinging and do it? -It's not whinging.

-I'm really so disappointed. -[Jarrod] That's life.

-Yes. -Yes.

[people applauding]

-Come on. -Thank you.

Couldn't have done it without you.

These foreigners aren't so bad after all, are they?

They're all right.

"Search for the Fisherman's Beach for your next clue."

[Hereni speaking Spanish]

We were in first place.

The challenge was to take a fish, some octopus and the mussels

up to a restaurant.

-Two kilos. -Yes.

The pressure was on.

I needed 5 kg of octopus.

-Octopus. -Any mistake can cost us the race.

Four hundred and ninety.

He weighed the octopus, and it was a hundred grams under.

I had to go all the way back.

490.

He weighed the octopus, and it was a hundred grams under.

Okay, right. I have to go back.

I was devastated. I had to run back and get another octopus

and lose the lead that we had.

This is so awful.

Oh, God.

That was a lot of seafood to carry with these little muscles.

These fish are so heavy.

I've carried my fair share of babies.

Pretty sure when they got this heavy, I made them walk.

I just tried to leg it.

But carrying a couple of kilos worth of fish and guts,

it was pretty grueling.

-There's one behind you. -Thanks, man.

[Tyson] Ryan and I…

Económica.

…eventually found the restaurant.

The catch of the day.

Good. Big.

It's good?

-How many occy did you get? Three? -Three.

Four kilo?

4.9 kilos instead of five kilos. I was a hundred grams off.

So I need one more?

I was absolutely gutted. A hundred grams. A hundred grams off.

Not enough octopus for me.

-How many did you take? -Three.

Crap.

I might have to go all the way back just to get the weightage up.

As he checked the scales and weighed everything out, I was spot on.

Did you get it, Tyson? How many did you have?

-Three. -I only took three.

-It depends how big they are. -Mine are the…

Then go sit down at a table and wait for a plate of seafood to be served up.

I hadn't eaten for quite some time. I was overdue for a meal.

I was looking forward to it.

Oh, beautiful.

Is it just fish and stuff?

Has it got bones? Good to know.

[Carla] Go, H. Go, H.

She doesn't look that happy. Maybe she's gonna get something else.

-I'm a hundred grams short. -[Carla] Mean, Maori, mean.

[Hereni] I just had to dig it in, and that's all I thought about

was getting to Carla with the clue.

At least we've got a nice Mégane. Whatever that is.

Oh, God.

We might burn out the clutch a little bit but…

Ah...

Was the hand brake on?

-Yeah. -The car smells funny.

That's how well we're going today. Just a great day.

I need to get another octopus.

[Daniel] Let's go! You got this, bro!

-Was H the same? -Yes, H was the same.

If I'm confident of anything in this race,

it's the fact that I know that Ryan will put 100% in.

You got it. It looks good.

Oh, please let mine be big enough.

I was praying the whole time that my octopus would be enough.

[groaning]

Is it good?

Ya-hoo! I got enough octi!

I'm not sure what type of fish we've got here, but it's very nice.

The seafood was very tasty.

The only problem was, there was a lot of bones.

It's not good when you're trying to eat as fast as you can,

only to find out there's a lot of bones.

Yeah. Okay.

Beautiful.

-Did you make this? Mwah! -Yep.

Cat was sitting there eating soup like she was in a restaurant.

I got my fork, and I was shoveling it.

I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna enjoy the meal.

It's not like we're racing or anything.

[Ryan] Damn my skinny octopus!

Mine worked.

-Good. -All right.

Well done, Tyson.

Tyson just inhales this bowl of seafood goodness.

Mmm-mmm!

-I'm not a massive seafood fan, so… -I know.

-Okay. -Thank you.

Well done. That's bone.

Thank you.

-See you later, buddy. Yep. -See you soon.

And here I am, just sitting here on my lonesome.

Holy smokes, that's spicy.

I did get freaked out when the teams left.

I thought maybe I need to haul arse a bit quicker.

There's a lot of bones in this. I really don't want to die.

Well done, Puppy! You did good! You did good!

"Drive to the next Pit Stop."

[Grant] The 18th century Pena Palace, built entirely on rock,

looms over the town of Sintra and is a national monument of Portugal.

This is the Pit Stop of the seventh leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

-Okay, let's go. -We're back there.

"Drive to the next Pit Stop."

"The last team to arrive may be eliminated." Let's go.

The pressure's on. Pit Stop.

Follow this street?

I can't get it in reverse.

-[Tyson] Sal. -[Sally] Yeah?

-Oh, my God, they're going that way. -We'll go this way.

We did see Sally and Tyson turn left. That was clearly not right.

Go right to go left?

Where's she going?

-The other way around? Definitely? -Yep.

Where did Tyson and Sal go?

-Do they know where they're going? -No.

[Ryan] We made a conscious decision to go on our own

because we had lost a bit of faith in Tyson and Sal.

Follow H and Carla as best you can.

Thank you!

As I'm running, I have my vest that has carried this seafood stuff.

-I'm like, "Yeah, nah." -[Jesse] This is gone.

Boom. Throw the jacket out.

I don't think the fish smell is ever gonna come out of that.

Hello. Sintra?

Palace? Palace?

They've stopped to talk to an old lady.

[Daniel] So we saw H and Carla pull over to get some directions,

and we saw our chance to get ahead.

We're gonna go past them here.

[Hereni] Is that the boys in that black car?

I'm coming!

Well done. Calm down, calm down.

Oh, you reek.

"Hurry, the last team to arrive may be eliminated."

We don't want to head in the wrong direction.

[Sally] Excuse me. Sintra?

Yes. You have to go back to the main road.

The main autoroute.

We missed a turn to go to the palace.

What do you reckon? Left here?

We've got to search the beach.

We pulled into the car park, which was empty,

so we assumed everybody had been and gone, which was pretty depressing.

All right. Let's go.

-"Road Block. Who's a good catch?" -I'll do it.

Why do I get these ones?

Just relax!

-Can you stop saying that? -Please read the clue.

"One fish, five kilo of octopus, two kilo of mussels."

[Ashleigh] Run, Jazz! Let's go!

All the other fish had gone, so I know I'm in last place.

And I had no idea where I was going.

Not only am I coming last by a mile,

I think I'm gonna go home smelling like a bloody octopus.

-[Ashleigh] Come on! -Damn.

I can't help you, so stop looking at me.

We're so far behind, and there's nothing I can do to help him.

We don't know where everyone's at, how far ahead everybody is.

We just know we're really struggling.

Hopefully, it's a non-elimination

or we catch up to a team who gets lost or something.

Who knows? But at the moment, it's not looking great.

Come on, buddy.

Mate. Stop bloody sliding!

That bloody fish. I don't know how you hold that thing.

It's that slippery. It stinks.

We're coming last.

The day could not possibly get any worse.

You don't know where you are in the pack.

-Centro Histórica? -[Daniel] Yeah, do it.

Yes, we're on the right track!

I'm feeling confident that we're getting there quickly.

It's our driving-- our directions that let us down.

At this point, we've realized that we were lost.

Do you know where Pena Palace?

You follow me please.

Yeah? Okay.

Follow him, follow him.

[Carla] Is this Pena Palace?

Palácio da Pena.

-[Daniel] Yes! -[Ryan] Palácio da Pena.

I'm loving it.

[Ryan] There's the marker.

That's it. Someone's here.

-Let's go. -Where?

Finish strong. Come on.

-Olá. Welcome to Lisbon, Portugal. -Thank you.

Daniel and Ryan…

you boys are team number one.

[cheering]

Yes!

We came in number one.

As the winners of this leg,

you two have received

two business-class Virgin Australia return flights

to the desert capital Abu Dhabi,

which means you are going to be flying in pure luxury.

-Congratulations, guys. -Awesome.

This is two legs in a row that we've come in first place.

Rest up. The next leg's just around the corner.

-Enjoy the view. -Thank you.

We're coming to the pointy end of the race,

and all of a sudden, it's every man for himself.

We all know that.

-Carla and Hereni. -Yes, Grant.

You're team number two.

Well done. Group hug.

There's your big boy.

I arrive at the restaurant. It was all okay.

I'm thinking, "You beauty. I'm out of here."

I'd forgotten that you have to eat the food when you get up there.

This is special for you.

Little bit, little bit.

That's plenty. I don't eat this.

I love fish and chips from a seafood shop.

I don't like the food in front of me.

I like flake.

And that's about it.

The fish tastes bloody ordinary.

It wasn't enjoyable at all.

[gags]

What the hell am I doing?

[Sally] Palácio da Pena. Oh, my goodness.

I hope we're not last.

Let's go, babe.

Come on, baby. We're good.

[Tyson] Sal?

I had to have a toilet break.

Really? On the way to the Pit Stop, he has to do a pee?

There was a long hill. I didn't think I could make it.

-Sal. -Get it all out, Puppy.

Cat and Jess, you're team number three.

No!

-You stink of fish. -I know!

Sally and Tyson, you're team number four.

There's another team. We're not last.

-I know. -Big smiles.

I thought we were last.

-Thanks, champ. -Let's go, Jazz!

"Hurry, the last team to arrive may be eliminated."

I wonder who that's gonna be.

-[car stalls] -[Jarrod groans]

[Ashleigh] Is your hand brake still up?

What a day.

I would love more than anything for Grant to say, "It's a non-elimination,"

and we get to stay another leg, but I don't know.

I don't want to get my hopes up.

Olá. Welcome to Lisbon, Portugal.

Thanks for having us.

We know we're last,

and we know we're last by a long way,

so it's pretty much stand there and wait to be told our fate.

Tough day, huh?

-Very tough. Tough day. -Like you wouldn't believe.

[Jarrod] Hey. We kept going.

We got here. It was good. It was good.

You all right?

Hey. Hey.

We did well. All right?

Don't worry. We did well. It was good.

Ashleigh and Jarrod, I have to tell you…

that you are the last team to check in…

and luckily for you, this is a pre-determined non-elimination round.

You get a second life.

It's good. We're still in the game.

There wasn't sweeter words we could've heard from Grant.

[Jarrod] You're as low as you can get,

and it just pumps you back up.

As the last team to Pit, in the next leg,

you are going to have to complete a Speed Bump.

That means you will have an extra task to complete.

You guys are up against it.

-You reckon you're up to it? -We sure do.

It's all up to us now. We've got nothing to lose.

-We're still in the comp. -We want to win more than anything.

I'll see you at the next Pit Stop.

Fantastic, eh?