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THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN
HERE 20 MINUTES AGO.
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REBA, HOW DO YOU EXPECT
ME TO SKETCH YOU FOR
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MY ART CLASS WHEN YOU
KEEP WALKIN' AROUND?
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NOW HOLD STILL.
OOH, SULTRY. YEAH.
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VERY ROMANCE NOVEL. I'M GONNA
DRAW FABIO STANDING BEHIND YOU.
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BARBRA JEAN, THAT CAN WAIT. DID
VAN SAY HOW SERIOUS HIS INJURY IS?
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HE JUST SAID IT WAS HIS BACK. THE TEAM
WAS SENDIN' HIM HOME. OOH, PERFECT.
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SAY "HOME" AGAIN.
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HOME. BARBRA JEAN, GO HOME!
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OKAY. LOOK, YOU GUYS, I DON'T HAVE
VERY MUCH TIME. VAN'S ON HIS WAY IN.
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BUT LISTEN, I HAVE TO WARN YOU.
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HIS INJURY.
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- WHY? WHAT IS IT?
- HE BROKE HIS BUTT.
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WELL, HE ACTUALLY
FRACTURED HIS TAILBONE, BUT...
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LET'S FACE IT... HE
BROKE HIS BUTT.
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GUYS, THAT IS NOT
FUNNY. I KNOW. NO. NO, NO.
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COME ON, REBA. IT'S JUST THAT
WE'RE RELIEVED THAT IT'S NOT SERIOUS.
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- SHH, SHH, SHH.
- HEY. HEY, BUDDY.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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S-SO, IT WAS YOUR,
UM... YOUR BACK, HUH?
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YEAH, THE BACK... BACKISH.
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- HEY, BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON AND TAKE A SEAT?
- NO, THANKS. I'LL JUST STAND.
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OH, HONEY, DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR FEET.
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SERIOUSLY, VAN.
PULL UP A DOUGHNUT.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW
WHAT? THIS IS NOT FUNNY. NO!
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NO, IT'S NOT. SORRY. SORRY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE
RIGHT. SORRY 'BOUT THAT.
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IT HAS A LEAK.
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VAN, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED
ABOUT YOUR BUTT RING.
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WHEN I WAS ON THE HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEYBALL
TEAM, I TOOK A BALL RIGHT TO THE EYE.
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JUST WHAMMO! YOU KNOW?
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AND FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON I HAD
TO WEAR THESE HUGE, BUG-EYED GOGGLES...
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THAT EVERYONE MADE FUN OF.
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WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF
SOMEONE HAD MENTIONED,
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I ONLY HAD TO WEAR
THEM DURING GAMES. HEH.
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CHEYENNE, I WANNA GO
BACK TO DENVER. OKAY, NO.
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NO, NO, NO. WAIT.
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VAN'S HURT, AND IN
THIS VERY TOUGH TIME,
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HE DESERVES TO BE TREATED
WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.
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- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.
- THANK YOU, MRS. H.
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NOW, IF Y'ALL HAD ENOUGH FUN, I'M
GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND GET SOME REST.
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OKAY, BUDDY.
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HEY, MAN, FEEL BETTER.
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HA, HEY!
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♪ MY ROOTS ARE
PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪
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♪ THOUGH MY LIFE
IS CHANGING FAST ♪
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♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪
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♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO
WORKS TOO HARD ♪
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♪ WHO LOVES HER
KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪
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♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪
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♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪
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♪ HEAD, SHOULDERS
KNEES AND TOES ♪
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♪ KNEES AND TOES ♪♪
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
THAT DOCTOR IS?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE BETTER CLEAR
ME TO PLAY SOON. THE TEAM NEEDS ME.
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WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE THAT
SECOND-STRINGY GUY? STEVE WURLY?
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WURLY DON'T DO WHAT VAN DO.
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HEY. SORRY ABOUT
THE WAIT, FOLKS.
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NO PROBLEM. SO, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
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- I BET YOU HEAR THAT A LOT.
- NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE HERE.
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YEAH.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S FROM THE MASSIVE DOSE...
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OF X-RAYS YOU SHOT THROUGH
ME, BUT MY TAILBONE FEELS TERRIFIC.
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YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT,
VAN. THE TAILBONE LOOKS FINE,
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BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I
NEEDED TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I DON'T KNOW IF WE NEED
TO BE SHOWIN' MY MOTHER-IN-LAW MY ONION.
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- IT'S NOT YOUR ONION. IT'S THIS.
- WHOA! YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT!
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THAT'S YOUR SPINE.
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OH.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPINAL STENOSIS?
IT'S A NARROWING OF THE SPINAL CANAL.
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HAS ANYONE EVER MENTIONED
THIS TO YOU BEFORE?
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MY SPINE IS GETTING NARROW? IS THAT
WHY MY PANTS HAVE BEEN FEELIN' LOOSER?
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NO.
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STENOSIS IS A FAIRLY COMMON CONDITION. MOST
PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT NEVER EVEN KNOW IT.
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SO YOU'RE SAYIN'
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM?
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USUALLY THERE'S NO PROBLEM
LEADING A NORMAL, ACTIVE LIFE.
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THERE IS A PROBLEM, HOWEVER,
IF YOU'RE IN A CONTACT SPORT.
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- LIKE FOOTBALL.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, NO TEAM
WOULD TAKE THE RISK.
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A PLAYER COULD BECOME PARALYZED
BECAUSE OF THIS. THEY'D BE LIABLE.
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IF THEY HAD KNOWN ABOUT THIS, THERE IS
NO WAY THEY WOULD'VE PUT YOU ON THE TEAM.
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WELL, THEN DON'T TELL 'EM.
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I HAVE TO TELL 'EM. THEY
SENT YOU HERE, VAN.
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VAN? WHO'S VAN?
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MY NAME'S WURLY... STEVE WURLY.
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NOW, LADIES, IF YOU'LL COME WITH
ME. MRS. WURLY, MOTHER WURLY.
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HEY. HEY, BUDDY. HEY,
GUYS, HOW WAS THE DRIVE?
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OH, WE... WE WENT BY THE PARK AND SAW
THESE LITTLE TINY KIDS PLAYIN' FOOTBALL.
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AND I THOUGHT, "CHILDREN, STOP.
DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS SPORT.
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YOUR DREAMS ARE JUST GONNA GET RIPPED
TO SHREDS LIKE A BUNNY IN A WOOD CHIPPER!"
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ACTUALLY, UH, YOU DIDN'T REALLY
THINK IT. YOU... YOU KINDA YELLED IT.
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GOOD!
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THE TRUTH SHOULD BE YELLED! MAYBE
THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO WITH MY LIFE NOW.
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I'LL JUST WANDER AROUND
AND YELL THE TRUTH!
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BUT MAYBE NOT AT LITTLE KIDS,
'CAUSE THEY START TO CRY. YEAH.
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VAN, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. THE DOCTOR
SAID THIS WOULDN'T AFFECT YOUR DAILY LIFE.
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YOU CAN STILL DO ALL THE THINGS
THAT A REGULAR PERSON CAN DO.
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MRS. H, I DON'T WANNA
BE A REGULAR PERSON.
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DAD, I HATE TO BRING
THIS UP, BUT I WAS HOPIN'
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I COULD ASK YOU SOME
FINANCIAL QUESTIONS.
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WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
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MONEYWISE NOW THAT
VAN'S NOT GONNA BE WORKIN'.
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WELL, I CAN HELP.
WHEN YOUR DAD WAS
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FIDDLIN' AROUND WITH
THAT SILLY GOLF CAREER,
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I GOT QUITE GOOD
AT STRETCHIN' A BUCK.
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FIRST OF ALL, WINNING THE
PRESTO DRY CLEANER INVITATIONAL...
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WASN'T FIDDLING AROUND.
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OKAY? AND VAN IS
STILL UNDER CONTRACT.
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HE GETS PAID FOR THE
REST OF THE YEAR. REALLY?
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YEAH. YEAH. SO STOP
WORRYING, YOU TWO.
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YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
STOP WORRYING.
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EVERYTHING IS JUST GONNA BE...
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HUNKY-DORY.
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COME ON, BARBRA JEAN. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE FOR YOU TO CHEER UP.
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HOW SAD.
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OKAY. LOOK, VAN, I AM GONNA GO TO THE
PHARMACY TO PICK UP YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS...
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FOR THOSE ANTI-INFLAMMATORIES
AND THOSE PAINKILLERS,
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OH, AND THAT TOPICAL
CREAM FOR YOUR BOTTOM.
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THANK YOU!
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SO HOW'S IT GOIN' THERE,
BUDDY? OH, NEVER FELT BETTER.
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I'M JUST SITTIN' HERE
TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT
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KIND OF CIGARETTES
I'M GONNA START SMOKIN'.
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LOOK, VAN, THIS IS A TOUGH SITUATION,
AND I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND LIKE IT ISN'T.
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BUT IT'S A MOTHER-IN-LAW'S JOB TO
POINT OUT THE GOOD IN EVERY SITUATION.
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OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOTHER-IN LAW'S JOB
TO MAKE BUTT JOKES ABOUT HER SON-IN-LAW.
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WE WEAR MANY HATS.
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YOU'VE HAD A GREAT CAREER,
YOU'VE GOT A WONDERFUL FAMILY,
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AND NOW YOU GET TO FIND SOMETHIN' NEW AND
EXCITING TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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BUT FOOTBALL WAS ALL I HAD.
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK TODAY.
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YOU'LL FIND SOMETHIN'. GOD NEVER CLOSES
A DOOR WITHOUT OPENIN' ANOTHER ONE.
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LUCKY STRIKES.
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WHAT? YEAH.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF CIGARETTES I'M
GONNA START SMOKIN'... LUCKY STRIKES.
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THE IRONY WILL
JUST BE MAGNIFICENT!
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NO. LOOK, YOU'LL GET YOUR
BUYOUT FROM THE TEAM,
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AND THAT'LL GIVE YOU SOME
EXTRA TIME TO FIGURE THINGS OUT.
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I... I WASN'T GONNA
SAY THIS IN FRONT OF
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CHEYENNE, BUT THERE'S
NOT GONNA BE A BUYOUT.
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YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR. THIS
WAS A PREEXISTING CONDITION. SO?
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SO, I TALKED TO MY AGENT, AND THAT
MEANS THE TEAM DOESN'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
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OH, BOY.
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YEAH. SO MUCH FOR
BEIN' HUNKY-DORY!
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NO FOOTBALL, NO MONEY, NO LIFE.
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ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO
NOW IS A LIFETIME OF TOPICAL CREAMS...
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FOR MY BOTTOM!
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YOU KNOW WHO I BLAME FOR VAN
NOT GETTIN' PAID? THE LAWYERS.
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YEAH, THEY RUN EVERYTHING. AND
THEY'RE IN BED WITH THE DOCTORS.
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NOW, THE PEOPLE WHO
SHOULD BE RUNNING THINGS...
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THE DENTISTS... NOBODY COMES TO.
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BUT AREN'T "THE DENTIST" IN
BED WITH "THE DENTAL HYGIENIST"?
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SO NO SETTLEMENT, NO JOB, GREAT.
MY LIFE IS... IS TURNING OUT PERFECTLY.
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PRETTY SOON I WILL HAVE
ACHIEVED MY DREAM...
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OF BEING THE PRETTIEST
GIRL IN THE HOMELESS SHELTER.
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COME ON, SWEETIE. YOU
PUT SOME MONEY AWAY,
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AND WE'LL DO WHATEVER
WE CAN TO HELP OUT
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UNTIL VAN FIGURES OUT
WHAT HE'S GONNA DO NEXT.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST IT.
WHAT IS VAN GONNA DO NOW?
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TA-DA!
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OH, GOOD LORD.
HE'S BECOME A PIMP!
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Y'ALL WONDERIN' WHAT I'M DOING IN A
RICH GUY'S COAT? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
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- I'M A RICH GUY.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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TALKIN' ABOUT BEIN' RICH, BABY.
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- THE TEAM GAVE ME
THE SETTLEMENT!
- WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON A SECOND.
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE OFF THE HOOK
BECAUSE IT WAS A PREEXISTING CONDITION.
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THAT'S WHAT THEIR LAWYER
WAS SAYIN', BUT MY AGENT SAID...
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THEY DIDN'T FIND IT WHEN
I HAD MY FIRST PHYSICAL.
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AND THEN IT GOT KINDA DULL, AND
THEN I DOZED OFF. I DON'T KNOW.
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ALL I KNOW IS, WHEN I
WOKE UP, I WAS RICH!
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- OH, MY GOD.
- I'VE GOTTA SIT DOWN.
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SO I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND THAT IT'S
ALL GONNA WORK OUT, 'CAUSE IT ACTUALLY...
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IS GONNA WORK OUT? YES.
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AND MRS. H, YOUR SUPPORT
THROUGH THIS WAS HUGE.
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YOU WERE MY ROCK.
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COME HERE.
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I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE TO
GOD FOR CALLIN' HIM FAT, MEAN AND STUPID.
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HOW MUCH DID YOU GET? GUESS.
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VAN... WRONG. A HUNDRED GRAND.
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VAN? DON'T JOKE. I'M NOT. I GOT A
HUNDRED THOUSAND BUCKS, MINUS THE COAT.
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- WHOA. A HUNDRED GRAND?
- WELL, MINUS THE COAT.
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OH, VAN, DON'T TAKE IT OFF. I
HAVE TO DRAW YOU. YEAH. THAT'S IT.
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MRS. H, YOU WERE RIGHT. GOD DOES NOT
CLOSE ONE DOOR WITHOUT OPENIN' ANOTHER.
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AND SOMETIMES, BEHIND
THAT OTHER DOOR...
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IS A GUY HOLDIN' A CHECK WITH
A ONE AND FOUR ZEROS ON IT!
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ONE AND FOUR ZEROS IS 10,000.
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UH, FIVE. ONE AND
FIVE ZEROS, BABY!
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WE'RE RICH. I'VE GONE FROM, LIKE,
HOMELESS TO RICH IN, LIKE, TWO SECONDS.
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RICH IS WAY BETTER. I KNOW.
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I CAN FINALLY GET THAT
BOAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
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- YOU NEVER WANTED A BOAT.
- I KNOW. I CAN FINALLY WANT A BOAT.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD
TRAVEL... SEE THE WORLD.
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KNOCK IT OFF. HE DIDN'T PICK
THAT MONEY OFF A TREE OUT FRONT.
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IT'S TO REPLACE HIS SALARY.
THIS MONEY SHOULD BE INVESTED.
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I'M WITH MRS. H. INVESTING
IS THE WAY TO GO.
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I JUST NEED TO DECIDE IF I WANT TO INVEST
IN BASEBALL CARDS OR ANTIQUE SWORDS.
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ANTIQUE SWORDS. ANTIQUE
SWORDS. ANTIQUE SWORDS.
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INVEST IN SOMETHIN' SAFE.
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BASEBALL CARDS. BASEBALL CARDS.
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I CAME INTO SOME MONEY ONCE.
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AND I WAS ALL SET TO BLOW IT
ON A PAIR OF DIAMOND EARRINGS,
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SOMETHIN' I'D WANTED
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
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BUT I KNEW IT WAS
FOOLISH, SO INSTEAD...
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I USED IT TO SECURE MY FUTURE.
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YOU ARE SO WISE.
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I'M GONNA DRAW YOU AS AN OWL.
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WITH FABIO BEHIND YOU.
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MOM, WHAT'D YOU
DO WITH THE MONEY?
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PUT YOUR DAD THROUGH DENTAL
SCHOOL. NOBODY SAY NOTHING!
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HEY, MOM, LISTEN.
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I LOVE THAT SONG. YEAH.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
- WELL, IT'S A GUITAR.
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I REALIZE IT'S A GUITAR, KYRA.
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THEY DID TEACH US A LITTLE
SOMETHIN' IN MORON SCHOOL.
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I MEANT, WHERE'D YOU GET
IT? VAN BOUGHT IF FOR ME.
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- WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
- YESTERDAY, I WOULD'VE SAID
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT.
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BUT TODAY, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S THE
BEST BROTHER-IN-LAW ON THE PLANET.
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MOM, YOU GOTTA COME UPSTAIRS
AND SEE THE XBOX VAN GOT ME.
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OKAY, WHAT'S GOIN'
ON? YOU CAN'T USE IT UP
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THERE. YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE A TV IN YOUR ROOM.
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I DO NOW. I PUT IT RIGHT NEXT
TO MY NEW FOOSBALL TABLE.
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DON'T BREAK IT. IT'S GOIN' BACK.
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YEAH. I MEAN, WHY
WOULD HE NEED AN XBOX?
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YOU CAN'T WRITE A BEAUTIFUL SONG
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER ON A XBOX, LIKE...
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♪ I LOVE MY MOMMY, YEAH ♪
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WORK ON IT.
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WHERE'S VAN? HE'S OUT.
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YEAH, OUT OF HIS MIND.
DO YOU KNOW HE'S OUT
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BUYIN' STUFF LIKE THEY'RE
GONNA QUIT MAKIN' IT?
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UH-HUH. HEY, MOM, WHICH ONE OF
THESE CARS GOES BETTER WITH MY EYES?
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT CARS? YEAH.
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YESTERDAY, YOU WERE PRACTICALLY IN
TEARS WORRYIN' ABOUT NOT HAVIN' ANY MONEY.
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WELL, YESTERDAY, WE
DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY,
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BUT NOW WE DO, SO I'M
NOT WORRIED. I'M GIDDY.
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- - NO, NO, NO. YOU
DON'T WANNA BE GIDDY.
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GIDDY LIVES NEXT DOOR TO RECKLESS,
WHO SHARES AN APARTMENT WITH STUPID.
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TA-DA!
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THAT COAT LOOKS SO GREAT
ON YOU. I KNOW. I KNOW. YEAH.
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OH, SWEET VAN.
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I COMPLIMENT HIM ON
THE COAT, AND HE JUST
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TOOK IF OFF AND GAVE
IT TO ME... LIKE A MOVIE.
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HOPE NOBODY COMPLIMENTS
HIM ON HIS PANTS.
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HE'S GONNA GET A NEW COAT ON THE
WAY HOME FROM BUYIN' BROCK GOLF CLUBS.
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THAT KID IS GENEROUS TO A FAULT.
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YES, TO A FAULT.
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HE NEEDS TO USE THAT MONEY TO
LIVE ON UNTIL HE CAN FIND A NEW CAREER!
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MOM, THERE IS
PLENTY OF MONEY LEFT.
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CHEYENNE, THIS IS JUST DAY ONE.
ALL THAT STUFF HAS TO GO BACK.
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DO NOT... TOUCH... THE COAT.
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- GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT.
- NO. NO. NO.
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GIVE IT TO ME. NO, NO. COME ON.
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00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,503
OH, HEY, MRS. H. YOU
DON'T NEED TO BE DOIN' THAT.
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IF THE CARPET'S DIRTY, I'LL
JUST BUY YOU A NEW HOUSE.
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WELL, THAT'S AWFULLY CRAZY OF YOU,
VAN, BUT, NO, THANKS. WE NEED TO TALK.
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OKAY, BUT MY TEAM'S ON THE TV IN
A FEW MINUTES. HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
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SOMEBODY E-MAILED THEM
AND SAID THEY SHOULD ALL...
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WEAR A LITTLE STICKER WITH MY NUMBER
ON IT ON THE BACK OF THEIR HELMETS.
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00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,122
OKAY, IT WAS ME.
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HEY, WHERE IS
EVERYBODY? WELL, LET'S SEE.
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CHEYENNE IS LOOKIN' AT CARS.
KYRA'S UP PLAYIN' HER GUITAR.
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YEAH. BROCK'S GOLFING. JAKE'S
PLAYIN' HIS NEW VIDEO GAMES.
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AND BARBRA JEAN'S
WALKIN' UP AND DOWN THE
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STREET IN HER NEW COAT
YELLIN', "CHECK IT OUT!"
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GOOD, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO GET
JEALOUS THAT I GOT YOU YOUR OWN PIZZA.
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YOU GOT ME A PIZZA. MM-HMM,
WITH EVERYTHING ON IT.
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VAN, I CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR PIZZA. ARE YOU MAD
'CAUSE I DIDN'T GET YOU SOMETHIN' NICER?
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WE NEED TO TALK. WELL,
I'M NOT TALKIN', UNLESS YOU...
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AH... EAT YOUR PIZZA.
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00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,434
WHO WILL BLINK FIRST?
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YEAH-EAH-EAH. I GOT YOU! YOU
SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE. MMM.
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YOU'RE HILARIOUS WHEN YOU POUT.
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VAN, THESE ARE COMPLETELY...
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OH, GORGEOUS! OH, MY GOSH.
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WELL, YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS
WANTED DIAMOND EARRINGS.
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NOW YOU GOT THEM. I
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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JUST SAY WHAT'S IN
YOUR HEART, MRS. H. OKAY.
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00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,143
HAVE YOU LOST WHAT
LITTLE SENSE GOD GAVE YOU?
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I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT WHY
YOU DON'T GET A LOT OF GIFTS.
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VAN, YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
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YOU CAN'T RIP THROUGH THIS MONEY
LIKE A BAG OF SOUR CREAM POTATO CHIPS.
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I'M NOT RIPPIN' THROUGH IT.
50,000 GOES PRETTY QUICK.
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IT'S A HUNDRED GRAND. YOU HAVE
TO PAY A LITTLE THING CALLED TAXES.
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YOU GOTTA PAY TAXES ON THAT
MONEY, AND IT'LL BE ABOUT HALF.
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HALF?
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YEAH.
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I THOUGHT BUSH WAS
LOOKIN' OUT FOR US RICH GUYS.
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HALF. AND WHAT'S
LEFT AFTER TAXES...
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WILL HAVE TO LAST UNTIL YOU FIGURE WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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IT'S NOT TO BLOW ON A
BUNCH OF DUMB GIFTS...
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AND ONE GORGEOUS
PAIR OF EARRINGS.
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I JUST LIKED THE
WAY IT FELT WHEN I GAVE PEOPLE STUFF...
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THE WAY THEY LOOKED
AT ME WITH THAT LOOK.
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WHAT LOOK? THAT LOOK
EVERYBODY USED TO GIVE ME...
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WHEN I HAD A GOOD GAME
OR GOT WRITTEN ABOUT
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IN THE PAPER... YOU
KNOW, LIKE I WAS A HERO.
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OH. THAT LOOK.
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AND NOW THAT I'M NOT PLAYIN' FOOTBALL
ANYMORE, I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT LOOK.
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I GO BACK TO BEIN' DUMB OLD VAN.
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I THINK I KNOW A WAY YOU CAN GET THAT
HERO LOOK WITHOUT BEIN' DIAMOND JIM BRADY.
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00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:53,156
ME TOO... RESCUE SOMEONE
FROM A BURNING BUILDING.
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00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:59,897
BUT THERE ARE NEVER ANY
FIRES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
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YOU WANT PEOPLE TO
LOOK AT YOU LIKE A HERO?
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THEN BE A HERO. DO SOMETHIN'
HEROIC WITH YOUR LIFE.
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DEAL WITH THIS TOUGH TIME THAT
YOU'RE GOIN' THROUGH. FIND YOUR WAY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN TO ME, MRS. H. THAT'S OKAY.
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00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,453
HEROES NEVER DO.
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NOW HERE. WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE THESE BACK...
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LATER.
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'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA RUN UP
AND DOWN THE STREET WITH BARBRA JEAN.
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CHECK IT OUT!
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ACME!
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