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- Previously on "Deal or No Deal Island"...

- I want the family broken up.

- The only way I'm gonna agree to this is if you keep me safe.

* *

[screaming]

- The person going home tonight is MG.

- Wait, wait. What?

- Someone from the Family has left the island.

Bravo to the group.

Thank you for taking the blood off my hands.

- That was cold-blooded with MG.

So you know I'm coming for you.

- What show did you win, "Survivor Australia" or?

- Is there "Australian Survivor"?

- To weaponize someone's childhood trauma

that they chose to share with you, that is a low blow.

* *

- You looked when you drew.

I'm not cool with cheating, man.

- You can't cheat. And CK is a cheater.

- Dickson, CK, Seychelle, La Shell,

you are all at risk of facing the Banker and of elimination.

- I'm gonna play. - You want to play?

- Because I feel so bad.

Tonight, I'm gonna reveal everything I know

about every single player's game.

Phillip, Lete, Will, and Seychelle

came to me to target Maria-Grace.

- If you stay, I'm coming for your head.

[tense musical crescendo]

[monkey screeches]

[suspenseful music]

- CK, your offer is $925,000.

- Whoa, CK. [applause]

- That's not bad at all.

- Phillip, you're being real quiet.

Is it 'cause David saved you today when

you took out his best friend?

[tense music]

- I did not.

If someone made a deal that kept them here that night,

that was not me. - Mm.

- Don't play this game.

Don't pretend like if you go low,

I'm gonna go higher just based on who I am as a person.

Because I promise you if you go low, I will go underground,

so underground Harriet Tubman will have to call you

in the middle of the night to tell you to run.

* *

- Temple is on fire!

Phillip pulls Harriet Tubman from her grave.

I am loving this.

- So I'm telling you right now, you don't want to start this.

CK lost her whole-ass mind.

She's trying to out the MG elimination,

even though she was very much a part of the MG elimination.

She is a human tornado.

- I'm sorry if I offended you, Phillip.

- MG went home because CK said,

make me a deal and send MG home.

- Yeah, right. - That's exactly what happened.

- It's getting hot in here.

- I've been truthful in everything.

- You just said you would take her head off, Lete.

- I've been truthful in everything.

- Stop trying to act like you're better than anyone else.

- Oh, you're cute. OK.

- Not as nice as she pretends to be.

- I want to just share an observation,

not an opinion, information.

The only one person that is smiling

is trying to distract us all from the fact that you cheated.

That's the only person that's smiling right now.

- I'm the only one that owned up to my mistake

by playing the Banker.

So that's why I want you guys to do the same.

* *

- OK.

But for now, we have to finish this game.

- Let's finish it. - Yes.

- CK, Dickson, Seychelle, and La Shell,

one of the four of you is going home tonight.

Let's see what happens.

OK, CK, block out all the chatter

for an offer of $925,000.

- Yep. - Deal or no deal?

[suspenseful music]

* *

Walk me through it.

- Um, even though I'm stirring the pot tonight,

I am gonna take this offer

because I can't "Luke" you guys.

- Thank you. - That'd be great.

- And put only $250 on the board.

So I'm gonna do what's best for you guys.

Deal, Joe. - OK.

CK, you just took an offer of $925,000.

Congratulations. - Hey.

- Yeah.

- Now, CK. - Yes, sir.

- The time has come.. - Yup.

- For us to see if you made a good deal or a bad deal.

- I am OK with it either way.

- If the offer you accepted of $925,000 is higher than

the value of what is in your case,

then you made a good deal, and you have beat the Banker.

- CK, whenever you're ready, please open your case.

* *

- Oh!

- Whoo!

- Oh, my God!

- Yeah. - Oh, my God!

- Are we good? - You made a good deal.

You've beaten the Banker. You are safe from elimination.

You are the first person ever to beat the Banker twice.

- Wow.

- With $925,000 added to the final case tonight,

its current total now stands

at $6,624,001.

Well, CK... - Wow.

- Your big moment means

it's the end of the road for another guest.

[suspenseful music]

You must choose someone to leave the game tonight.

You can only choose from Dickson,

Seychelle, and La Shell.

- Um...

[dramatic music]

I have to think about

who has put my game in the most jeopardy.

* *

I trusted someone with my fate

'cause I'm trying to play that game and I gave immunity away.

And because of that...

it's got to be Seychelle.

* *

- My love, you know that if you would have kept me here,

I would have ate you up.

* *

'Cause at the end of the day,

no matter what happens in this game,

you are nothing but a cheat.

With a flat ass, baby.

* *

And you know who made that deal.

- I know.

- So if anyone's talking about integrity and honesty,

it's not this bitch.

- She did it. - Goodbye.

And Lete--

Because you know you would. - Period.

- Wow.

- And the head of the snake isn't this one.

Let's be so clear. It was the chuckles behind us.

- I love the way you played this game.

- Me too, Joe. No funny.

I gotta keep it a buck with y'all.

[laughter] - Keep it a buck.

- Yeah, that deal, it changed the game.

I did that [bleep] deal.

- I think your words... - Yeah.

- Are gonna shake this Temple for the rest of the game.

Thank you for being here. - Sure thing.

- But you have to leave the Temple.

- See ya.

[applause]

[soft dramatic music]

I think I left the game with a bang.

I'm a lit-ass player.

I'm entertaining, I'm beautiful.

Of course, it's phenomenal to think of winning,

but I'm simply grateful at the opportunity.

And I am way too smooth to be regretful

on any decision I've ever made.

I stand on that, bitch.

[dramatic musical sting]

[animal howling]

[suspenseful music]

* *

- You did a bomb-ass job tonight.

I have no words for it. It was so impressive.

I've never seen anything like it.

Oh, my God.

What CK did at Temple blew my mind.

She blew up everyone else's spot in this game.

- This is child's play for my real [bleep] life.

[suspenseful music]

I'm emotional outside, but I play the game strategically.

There's snakes here and there's weasels here.

So instead of allowing this chaos to fester,

I said, let's talk about what everybody's doing.

- You destroyed like I've never seen.

- At least people like Phillip aren't gonna hide anymore.

Lete can't do her bull[bleep].

And Seychelle's gone now, too.

- You're on another level. I don't know.

[plate clatters] - Ooh.

- [chuckles] A little stressed, Lete?

- Hard, girl.

I feel like I am a target now.

CK blew my game up, got mad at me for her cheating,

and put me on blast in front of everyone

saying all of my plans.

- I don't understand anything that just happened.

- Seychelle didn't have my back.

That's all I could think. - OK.

- I can trust Will more than her.

At least he did what he said.

- Can we stop with this narrative of

like, I'm a horrible person?

- Will is actually pretty trustworthy, yeah.

- Thank you.

When you call somebody out,

it doesn't always make that person look bad.

More commonly, it makes you kind of look bad.

- And it didn't make me look bad.

- It's just something to think--

- This is just where it ended up.

- CK is still relishing this mythological concept

that she's some sort of reality television genius.

She's a complete joke and she's truly embarrassed herself,

but she doesn't have the awareness to recognize that.

- I feel very comfortable with obviously

everything I said and did up there.

I have zero regrets about it.

- This is gross. This is ugly.

And you're gonna have to watch that back and say,

well, I feel good with myself. I cleared my conscience.

No, you didn't.

At this point, I am motivated purely by revenge.

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[dramatic percussive music]

* *

- This game tests your integrity big time.

After last night's Temple, this is a whole new game.

This is like day one.

New alliances will have to be formed

and trust will have to be rebuilt.

And there's not a lot of time. There's only eight of us.

[suspenseful music]

- Dude, I'm so happy.

Man, you really have had my back this entire game.

- I told you, homie.

Dude, we're getting to play with Parvati.

How do you think you'd go if you played "Survivor"?

- I don't think I'd make it too far.

- How do you think I'd go?

- I think you'd make it really far.

- Come on, son. - Yeah, dude.

- Do they have it for other countries?

- They have "Australian Survivor,"

but I've never watched it.

- I can do that, right? - You could do that, dude.

Follow your dreams. - Don't lie to me, Dickson!

- Follow your dreams. - Don't lie to me!

So if you're keeping a secret and all

of a sudden at the finish line, someone's like,

oh, that's that guy, he's been lying to you the whole time,

you are dead in the water.

I love you, kid. You're so good.

So I need to keep my entire "Survivor" past...

- You're awesome. - You too, man.

100% secret to the end.

[upbeat percussive music]

[bird shrieks]

[snake hisses]

- If there's some synergy that makes sense,

maybe we should just look for, you know, mutual understanding.

- Yeah.

- Listen, let's say you two are on teams together.

And I'm with David, with Parvati, and with CK.

I'm gonna bomb it. Our group will be vulnerable.

Your group is safe.

Then-- then we'll figure it out.

It's a heavy crown to wear to be this smart.

You know, I deal with it.

- I love that idea, Will.

My opinion changed for Dr. Will.

Maybe he isn't so bad all the time.

Do I trust him completely yet?

No, but I do think he's a man of his word.

You're hilarious.

[dramatic music]

* *

- Oh, hello.

Y'all are getting ready.

What do you think this challenge is gonna be today?

- I think it's gonna be a partner thing.

- 'Cause there's even numbers? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

Phillip, it seems like you don't want to talk to anybody.

Or maybe it's just me.

- I think I talked enough last night.

- Well, all right. - All right.

- Then I'll see you later.

- All right. See you then.

- [sighs] I don't remember wearing

my "I'm a dumb-ass bitch" shirt, but apparently I forgot.

It's odd to me that after Temple last night,

everyone can just like, wake up, good morning.

Have some eggs and toast.

Like, no. Battle lines have been drawn.

And now World War III is afoot.

[bird squawking]

[monkey trills]

[tense music]

* *

- Hello, everyone.

- Hi, Joe. - Hey, Joe.

- Sure was a fiery night at Temple, to say the least.

- Spicy.

- Tempers flared. Fingers were pointed.

The competition has clearly intensified.

And the Banker wants to take it to the next level.

- Of course. - Of course, yeah.

- Let's do it.

- So she's planned something special

for our most recent winners.

Lete... - Oh, hey.

- Who won the last excursion.

- Yes, I did.

- CK, who won the last Deal or No Deal game.

Today, you two will be team captains.

- Knew it. - Of course.

- Today's excursion will test a central theme as of late.

Integrity.

The first order of business, picking teams.

- Oh, my God!

- As to which captain picks first,

I will do the pulling this time.

- OK. - OK, Joe!

- Good one, Joe. [chuckles]

We're testing integrity today, which is crazy

considering the person that is also the team captain

next to me is the one who cheated last excursion.

[suspenseful music]

* *

- Lete. - Let's go!

- Go ahead and pick your first teammate.

- I want to choose Phillip.

- Phillip. CK, you're up.

- Choose David. - David joins Green Team.

- Parvati.

- Parvati. - All right.

[tense music]

- Picking Parvati is an opportunity to see

if I can trust her or not.

- I take Dickson. - I think La Shell.

- OK. - La Shell.

All right, Dr. Will.

That means you are going on the Green Team with CK.

- I am the game disruptor.

I told Lete and Phillip that if I wasn't on their team,

maybe I would slow down,

purposely losing the competition,

and we could send CK home.

And that's my plan.

- Shout out, Will.

This could not have ended up more perfect.

- OK, teams are set. Now, let's get to the rules.

- OK.

- Nine cases for each team

with matching values have been placed along the shoreline.

Each captain will send out one team member

at a time to retrieve a case.

But only the captains will know the exact case values,

which are printed inside of your ledger.

- OK.

- Choices will need to be made quickly and decisively

because as soon as one team locks in six cases,

the game is over.

The team with the highest combined case value

wins the excursion and each member

earns total safety at the Temple.

The winning captain will have the power

to choose who faces the Banker tonight.

The entire losing team will be at risk of facing the Banker

and of elimination.

But of course, it wouldn't be a proper excursion

without a twist.

- Yeah, we love a twist.

- Just because your captain tells you

which case to retrieve doesn't mean you have to listen.

They may be leading you astray, because one of the nine cases

is worth $0, but it contains safety for the captain only.

- Oh, my God! - Mm.

- I am a person of integrity. I played my game like that.

It's gonna be hard for me not to pull that $0 case though.

I feel like my back is against the wall.

- Lete, CK, you can open up your ledgers and take a look.

* *

Call your first player up to the podium.

- David. - Parvati.

- You can each have a moment to strategize with them.

- I think we're gonna go for case 5, which is at the end.

- OK, and that's all the way at the end?

- Mm-hmm.

You gotta go to the furthest case, seven.

- I got you. I trust you 100%.

You do the thinking, I'll do the brick wall.

CK has been playing this very emotional game.

People don't trust her at all.

Now would be the time to show some trust in your team.

- OK, is everyone ready?

Let's see whether you follow your captain's advice,

because we are starting.

First guests can depart. - Here we go, Par!

.

- Is everyone ready? We are starting.

Go!

David and Parvati are the first steps

of the gate for their teams.

But will they trust their captains

and retrieve the cases assigned?

- Do you feel pretty good over on that side?

- No, I feel terrified that Lete's gonna kill me.

- Phillip and Will, are you ready?

- OK.

- I'm gonna have you go for case 8,

which is second to last. - OK.

- You need to talk to Will when you're out there.

- Yeah.

- Does Will still want to do the plan?

- Oh, OK. Yep, on it.

- We just have to beat them in this foot race,

is what has to happen. - OK, like, that's no problem.

- David and Parvati are still on the move.

- No, I'm going to number 7.

- In the water.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Ooh. - [groans]

I gotta trust CK a lot on this one.

- Parvati now in the water.

It's a race to the knot.

* *

- David, first one back.

Soon as the case is on the hanger, go.

Dr. Will is off.

- Hey, Will.

- My strategy is completely different from everyone else's.

I'm not trying to get immunity.

I'm trying to purposely throw this challenge.

But I didn't anticipate that CK was gonna have

the ability to get immunity.

So I am truly conflicted.

- Come on, Parvati. Lock in your case.

- Let's go.

- Phillip, go. - Go.

Here we go, Phillip!

- Which way?

[dramatic music]

- [exhales deeply] - Will's at his case.

He's working on the knot.

- What do you think?

- Um...

After last night, I know I need to be safe.

I'm gonna give you a close one. Do case 2.

- How far is it? - It's case 2.

That's why I'm trying to help you.

It's like--it's 1 and 2.

- OK, Phillip has reached his case.

- Let's go, Phillip! - They are back-to-back.

- Come on, Will!

- Case number 6. - Number 6.

- Will's definitely gonna come back first, I think.

- Dr. Will has his case.

Phillip has his case.

- Phillip beating Will.

- Let's go. - [bleep].

- They are right together.

- Mm-hmm.

- Who's gonna lock their case in first?

Go, go!

- How much lead I had when I came in?

- Yeah, then they tied it up.

- What the heck. - Um, case 5.

- Give me a number. - Case 2.

- Case 2. OK.

- Come on, lock it in, Dicks.

- Dickson's here. - Let's go!

- Go.

- Come on.

- La Shell, for the Blue Team, on her way back.

- Let's go, La Shell! - OK, La Shell.

- Good job, La Shell.

- And go, Parvati. - Here we go, Par!

- Both teams with three cases at the halfway mark.

- Do you want to go close and knock it out fast?

- Case 3 is $1.5 million.

- OK.

[tense music]

- David's case is free.

He's on his way back.

- Hustle, big guy.

Hustle, hustle!

- Lock in your case.

Go.

Back out for a second case.

Parvati working on that knot.

- I bet this one's safety for her.

- What has Will been talking about?

He's gonna help out? - Yeah, yeah.

Give me a number.

- I am trying to weigh the options.

Do I pick this 0?

Or do I ride with my people

and try to have the highest cases at the end?

OK, then you need to get case number 9.

- Cool.

- Drop your case in. - Put it on.

- Let's go, let's go. - OK.

- Go. - Go.

Both teams with four cases locked in.

The first team to six, game is over.

Dr. Will in the lead.

Let's see if Phillip can make up some time on this run.

- Come on, Phillip!

- Come on. [bleep] you, rope.

Phillip and Lete and I have sort of a plan

where I'm gonna throw this competition and send CK home.

But CK is just a scumbag.

My gut feeling tells me

that crazy Muppet is going to screw us over.

I'm gonna grab the cases as fast as I can.

There we go.

* *

Coming through, coming through.

- Will already on his way back.

* *

- Um, get case 4. - Get 4?

- Here we go, Dr. Will!

Go! - Go!

- Dickson is off for the last case.

- [panting] - Oh, shoot.

- Which case do you want me to--

- 1. - OK, that's fine.

- Phillip back with the fifth case, locked in.

Go. - Come on, La Shell!

La Shell, we need you!

- For the last two cases, it is down to La Shell and Dickson.

Whoever is back first is going to stop the game.

- Come on, La Shell. Come on La Shell.

Come on, La Shell.

* *

- Dickson's on his way back.

- Come on, La Shell! - Come on, La Shell!

- Take it, take it! - It's gonna be a photo finish.

- Go, go, go! - Come on, La Shell!

- Let's go, Dickson!

.

- It's gonna be a photo finish between La Shell and Dickson.

- Go, go. - Come on, La Shell!

Come on, La Shell! - Let's go, Dickson!

Who's gonna make it first?

[tense music]

- Yes, come on, buddy. Right here, Dickson!

Get it on, get it on! Dickson!

- Let's go! - La Shell!

- Yeah. - Good job, girl.

That was good, though. - That's it.

The Green Team has stopped the game with six cases.

- Damn.

Phillip, we lost. And I'm not safe.

- Now, before we open the cases,

remember that the team with the highest combined case total

will have complete safety.

- As long as Dickson got the case I told him to go get,

I'm gonna be safe.

- Blue Team, you only collected five cases,

but they still could have a higher combined case total

than the Green Team.

Please open all of your cases.

[suspenseful music]

- All right.

* *

- You've come back with a combined

case value of $10 million.

- Yeah.

- Now, if the other team has accumulated

a higher total, then you and your team are all at risk.

- Yeah. - The moment of truth.

Let's open the Green Team's cases.

- All right. - Good Lord.

[dramatic music]

* *

- Wow. - Holy cow.

- The $0 case.

- It's crazy.

CK had another opportunity to redeem herself.

And yet again, she shows that she only cares about CK.

Am I surprised? No.

- [bleep]

- Green Team, your total is $8.75 million.

And that is not enough. Congratulations, Blue Team.

You had the highest combined case total, $10 million.

And you all have complete safety at Temple.

Lete, as the winning captain for the third Temple in a row,

you will choose who will play Deal or No Deal.

And congratulations to CK, who also has safety.

* *

- CK went for safety.

In related news, scientists have determined

that water is wet.

She is disgusting.

She has not one molecule of integrity in her body.

Of course she's gonna do that.

- Did you intend for Dickson to retrieve that case?

- I believe that alliances are only 30% of this game.

So it's week by week.

And this week, CK is in an alliance, I guess, with CK.

- It really sucks when you show up for someone 110%,

and then they just put the screws in ya.

And now I'm in the bottom with my nemesis.

Sucks!

- David, Will, Dickson, all of you are in danger

of facing the Banker and elimination.

- I trust CK, and yet again, she screws me over.

- See you all at Temple.

* *

- This is a bittersweet moment because Mom's safe,

which is really all I care about in the game.

But I've got a husband out here.

I've got a baby out here.

I need to keep them safe in this game.

[dramatic music]

* *

- So it's me, Will, and David at the bottom.

I really don't want to face the Banker.

I already played him once.

I brought 5 million to the pot.

So the ideal scenario is to get David to play,

because I really don't think

David's gonna send his own son out of the game.

- Well, the thing is, she didn't have to.

So here's the thing.

If I go up and I beat the Banker,

then what I'll do is agree to send Dickson home

if I can convince you to give me that same courtesy.

I know that'll be difficult for you

because of your relationship with Dickson.

- Yeah, I don't know. If you're being straight up,

then I would prefer to play, if you don't mind.

And then I will make that deal with--

- So you'll make the deal to get rid of Dickson.

- Yeah. - OK.

And you feel comfortable doing that?

I mean, not comfortable. - I don't feel comfortable.

I feel horrible. - Right, but someone has to go.

The house is completely divided.

One side is the Family.

Parvati, David, and their creepy little child, Dickson.

I want David to think that I have his best interests.

I don't trust him at all. This guy's a ringer.

He has won a show. What show, I don't know.

Because he's such a big target,

I think he needs to maybe keep me around a little bit longer.

- We cut that deal? - Let's do it, man.

- Yeah? - I'm 100% in on that.

- OK, me too. All right.

At this point in the game, there is no emotion.

Sometimes you got to know when to cut ties.

On the other hand, am I gonna be able to work with Dr. Will?

That's gonna be tricky because Dr. Will is such a wild card,

and he scares me.

If anyone finds out

I'm the winner of "Australian Survivor,"

I'm in big, big trouble.

So tonight, I think it might be my night.

I want to talk to Lete and I want to get her

to put me up to play the Banker.

What are you thinking? - Um--

- Thoughts, questions, comments?

- I've kind of been wanting you guys to let

me know what you want to do.

- So I think for Dickson, like, Dickson sends Will home.

- Yeah. - I will happily not do that.

Like, I can go wherever you want it to go.

- Yeah.

- So if you want to guide the spear, put me up.

- OK.

David agrees to send home Dickson if he plays the Banker.

So right now, I'm thinking that's great.

Either David goes home or Dickson goes home.

It's a calculated risk. And I hope I don't regret it.

[dramatic music]

* *

- I am running around in circles

inside my brain right now.

If Will plays the Banker,

Dickson could possibly go home.

OK, if David plays the Banker, he could possibly go home.

I cannot. I cannot be a widow out here.

Did you tell her that you want to play?

- Who? - Lete.

- I said, unless she's going to send Dickson up.

She said, I'm not sending Dickson,

so she's gonna make me play.

- No, Will needs to play.

Will's not gonna take you out. - You don't think so?

- I talked to David. I said Dickson?

He's like, I will. - OK.

As long as he will. Do you think he'll do it?

- Yeah.

- I feel it's a better bet for him to play

than for you to play.

- Trust David. Send Dickson home.

- Yeah. - And then we have kind of like

a more even playing field because no one trusts CK.

- Let's do this now. - No, stop it.

[groans]

.

[suspenseful music]

* *

- So I made a deal with David to take out Dickson.

I believe him.

I believe that he will do it if he has to.

* *

And also, if David goes home,

that would be the best-case scenario.

- Welcome back to the Banker's Temple.

Tonight, one guest will play Deal or No Deal

to try to add money to the final case that one of you

will play for at the finale.

Lete, you were the captain of the winning team

at the excursion.

So for the third Temple in a row...

- Yeah.

- It's your responsibility

to choose tonight's Deal or No Deal player.

Come on over. - That's got to be a record.

- Come on, Lete. - That is.

- Lete, you have a big decision to make again.

Three consecutive Temples, you've had the power.

- This is not the fun part.

- Remember, David, Will, and Dickson

are the ones eligible to face the Banker.

And one of them will be the next guest eliminated.

So, Lete, talk me through this.

- Tonight, I'm gonna choose

someone who hasn't played the Banker yet.

And I'm excited to see them beat the Banker.

That is...

David. - David.

- Oh. - David.

- You're gonna face the Banker tonight.

- Yeah, all right. - Come join me at the podium.

- Let's do it, man. - Come on, David.

- Oof. - All right.

- From the bottom of my heart,

I don't know who I can trust here.

I just really don't.

David's either gonna win

and he says he'll send Dickson home,

I don't know if I believe that,

or he'll lose and he'll go home himself.

We're just gonna have to see how it shakes out.

- All right, David, tonight,

you're playing to add money to the final case,

currently valued at 6,624,000 and...

all: $1!

- Thank you. [laughter]

Each one of our cases are numbered 1 through 12.

The highest value case brought back from the excursion

was $2.5 million.

So let's put that up on the board.

[applause] - Oh, yeah!

- And we're also adding the highest-value cases

from the rest of the excursion on the board.

And in order to maintain the integrity of this game,

the Banker is filling the left side

of the board with low values.

- Of course. - OK.

- They start at a penny and go all the way up to $2.5 million.

[cheers and applause] - Here we go, David!

- All right, David.

What do you say we play Deal or No Deal?

- I think we should do it. [cheers and applause]

- Ben, Kamari. - Joe.

- Thank you for joining us.

Just like always, you have to pick your case first.

So, David, which one of these 12 cases will you choose?

- So when I was playing youth sports,

there was a number that everyone clambered to get.

And it was 7.

- All right. David has chosen number 7.

- OK. - Ben, bring it on over.

Ah.

OK, this case has a lot of integrity.

I can feel it.

All right, David, in this first round,

you have to pick four cases.

Where are you going first?

- All right, well, I've had to punch two kangaroos

in my life, Joe, so we got to knock that off the board.

[laughter and applause] - All right.

- Two kangaroos! - Yes.

- The old one-two for case number 2.

Ben, please open. - For the kangaroos.

- For the kangaroos. [cheers and applause]

One penny! - I knew it!

Everyone thinks they're so sweet.

[laughter]

- All right, where are we going next?

- All right, number 9 is looking at me funny.

- Number 9, - OK, Kamari.

- Let's get it out of there, Kamari.

- All right, Kamari, whenever you're ready,

- Get out! - Please open that case.

[suspenseful music]

- Oh, Joe.

- Yeah.

- Oh! $500 comes off the board.

- Oh.

- Is there another case you want to beat up?

- [laughing] Yeah. - Mm.

I'm gonna go with number 8.

- Number 8. - It just looks too smooth.

- Number 8, Kamari. - [sighs]

- Please open case number 8.

2.25 million comes off the board.

Second-highest case.

All right, let's go back to small numbers.

One more case, David.

- Go big or go home, number 12.

- Number 12. Ben.

- Hey.

- You're up.

12, open that case.

$1,000 off the board.

Pretty good first round.

- [growls]

- Good start, buddy. Great start.

[phone ringing] - Here she is now.

Yes.

Ah, yes.

Ooh.

OK, I'll let him know.

Yep.

Well--[clears throat]

It's a pretty good opening offer.

You had a great first round.

- [groans]

- So the Banker sends her regards with an offer

of $200,000.

- No. - Oh, boo.

- That's so bad. - No.

- That's trash, right? - No, you can't take that.

- There's no way. - All right.

In order to make this official, for an offer of $200,000,

David, deal or no deal?

[suspenseful music]

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- No deal. - There you go.

All right. [applause]

David has said no deal,

which means we're gonna play on.

You have to open four cases in this round.

What's speaking to you here?

Or I should say, what's aggravating you here, David?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I want to see you rip a briefcase in half.

- Oh, then it better be number 1.

- There you go. - Number 1?

- Yeah. - OK.

Kamari, please show him something small,

or he's going to get angry. [laughter]

Please open that case.

- He's on a roll.

- Oh, there you go. [cheers and applause]

$100. But now, you've made him happy.

We have to get him angry again.

- But how do you get me mad at Kamari?

- Where are you going?

- I don't know. We got 6 is looking good.

3 is looking good. - What's looking bad?

- 5. It's got that angry kind of haircut on the top.

- 5, Kamari.

- Yes. - Please open that case.

- Bad haircuts

for the win. [cheers and applause]

- Oh, man. - Oh, my goodness.

- Wow. - Yo, he's killing it.

- Wow. - This is really amazing.

- This is crazy, Joe.

- All right, where are we going next?

- I'm not saying I would.

- I like where this is headed. [laughter]

- But I will say that if the opportunity presented itself,

I think I could drink 10 beers.

[laughter] So I'm getting rid of 10.

- If you had to. - Kamari, 10 beers.

- 10 beers. - For $250.

- A little more.

- Oof. - Not bad, though.

- Unfortunately, the $1.5 million comes off,

but you still have that $2.5 million case.

- Yeah.

- Where are you going to end this round?

One more case.

- 3, I'm just done with it.

- You're done with 3? Case number 3.

- You're dead to me, 3. - Ben, he hates that number 3.

Come on, Ben. Show us that case.

[suspenseful music]

- [whistles softly]

- OK, OK. - $1.75 million.

That was a costly round.

- That was a costly round.

- But you still have that $2.5 million up on the board.

[phone ringing] Let's see what she has to say.

- All right. Let's see what she has to say.

- Yes.

He did.

Thank you for saving me from saying that.

- No, [bleep] it, Dickson.

Shut up. No.

- That's your, like, best friend up there.

Why would you think that?

- I thought I had the Family,

but you never know if that's real or not.

David's had my back the entire time.

But I will be honest, I am getting just a little nervous

about it 'cause I don't know what he's gonna do.

* *

- All right.

I mean, the stuff I have to listen to, it's unbelievable.

She's talking about spanking you for losing all that money.

- Oh. - Oh.

- I mean, it's getting, like-- - Naughty Banker.

- The things that are going into my ear right now.

OK? - Oh, these bankers are wild.

- Sheesh. The Banker wants to punish you.

- Oh. - Oh. [laughs]

- To the tune of...

$650,000.

- Right.

50-50.

- David, what are you thinking right now?

- It's a lot of money for the team.

- But the game is twofold. - Mm.

- Make money for the final case,

but also make a good deal

so that you can stay in this game and get power.

- Yeah, I would like to stay in this game, Joe.

- Then for an offer of $650,000,

deal or no deal?

* *

- Oh, man.

[suspenseful music]

* *

No deal. - Good.

[cheers and applause] He said no deal.

- No deal. - OK, David.

Two more cases to open in this final round.

Where are you going?

- I think I'm gonna go with 6.

- OK, Ben.

* *

Whenever you're ready, show us what's inside case number 6.

* *

- Not bad. - $500,000 off the board.

- Nice. - Hello!

- Nice. [applause]

You still have the 2.5 million on the board.

And now one more case. Case 4 or case 11?

David, what's it gonna be?

- So 11 was my basketball number,

but I got four kids.

- Oh, Dave.

That's a toss-up.

- You think there's a large number

in the case for the four kids or a low number?

- I know. Kind of feel like doing the Family thing.

- Family numbers haven't played well.

- They haven't, but I do hold it in high regard,

so I'm gonna get rid of 11.

Please, Ben. - OK, Ben.

[applause] - You tall drink of water.

- Case number 11, let's see what's inside.

Please open that case. - [groans softly]

- Ugh.

* *

.

- 11, Ben. Let's see what's inside.

Please open that case. - [groans softly]

- Ugh.

[suspenseful music]

- Sorry, dude.

- Oh! - 2.5 million.

There goes the highest value off the board.

[phone ringing]

But let's see how big the hit is going to be.

* *

Yes, talk to me.

Was it really?

* *

- [laughs]

Well-played. Yes.

[chuckles]

Well---[sighs] Look.

* *

You took a big hit. - Yeah.

- 2.5 million came off.

But the Banker has a sense of humor about her.

- Oh, right.

- She's sending this offer for Luke.

- For Luke? - No.

- $999,999. all: Oh.

- Oh, wow. - For Luke!

- That is funny. - [chuckles]

There's a big offer on the board, 50/50 odds.

There's a chance that there are $250...

- Without a doubt.

- Or $2 million in this case.

Walk me through it.

- I've had a very positive experience with the number 18.

I've got three kids born on the 18th.

And my dad passed away on the 18th of July.

I wanted to turn 18 back into a really good number for me.

So two nines is 18.

- 18, 18, 18.

David,

with this offer of $999,999,

deal or no deal?

[suspenseful music]

* *

- I'm gonna--

- Elbow strike?

- Take the deal! - Deal!

David has taken the deal

of $999,999.

Congratulations, that money is going

into the group's final case, which now stands

at $7,624,000.

- Period. - There you go.

- Yes. - Now, David.

- Yeah.

- It is time to see if you made a good deal or a bad deal.

If you have the $250 in your case,

that's a good deal,

which means that you'll stay in this game.

You are safe and you will choose

someone else to be eliminated.

If you have the $2 million in your case,

that's a bad deal.

- I'm sweating because I looked him in the eye.

I shook his hand. Man to man, we made a deal.

But I don't trust anybody.

And I hate having my fate in someone else's hands.

- OK, David, it is time.

Whenever you're ready, open your case.

* *

[all cheering]

David, you made a good deal! - Yes!

- You beat the Banker. - Oh, my goodness.

- And you're safe from elimination.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh.

- Wow! [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- Oh, my God.

- You've made a good deal, which means that your big win

comes at someone else's expense.

You must choose who leaves the game tonight.

And your choices are down to Dickson and Dr. Will.

- You want to admit anything before this, Dr. Will?

- Just admit that you suck.

- OK. - Oh.

- OK. - Very spicy in here.

- All right, David, who are you choosing to be eliminated

from the Temple tonight?

Dickson or Dr. Will?

- [exhales deeply]

[suspenseful music]

- Oof, man.

So I did make a deal with Dr. Will today.

[dramatic music]

- What?

* *

But when you won that $5 million case, Dickson...

* *

You employed a $5 million bodyguard.

- [sighs]

- Sorry, brother. You're done.

- Whoo! - Whoa.

- Thank God! - Oh, my gosh.

- I respect that. No problem.

No, I get it. I get it.

I get it. - Oh, my God.

- Dr. Will. - Yeah.

- I'm sorry, but you've been eliminated.

- I've had fun. Any final words for the group?

- So I've had a great run. You guys are all great players.

And this is my official retirement

from reality television.

Thank you. - There we go!

- I wish I had played the Banker.

It would have been a much better feeling getting

rid of David or getting rid of Dickson than being let go.

But I have never witnessed

such a self-righteous group of people.

And at some point, they're gonna drag each other down

into the abyss of the island.

OK. [chuckles]

- To retire Dr. Evil in his prime feels so, so good.

- Your path to the final case has come to an end.

- I didn't just end him in the game.

I ended his television career.

You're welcome, America. You're welcome.

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