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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:10,162 You! Corporal. 2 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:14,032 Inside. 3 00:06:40,802 --> 00:06:43,737 Turn your pockets out, corporal. 4 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:49,700 You won this gambling, of course. 5 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:56,708 Why do you think it is? 6 00:06:56,884 --> 00:07:01,116 Why do you think you have so much and the rest of us so little? 7 00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:03,917 One day, you're going to make a slip. 8 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:07,919 All this wealth you've got won't check against my list. 9 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:12,191 And when you do, when that happens, I'll be ready. 10 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:15,597 Then you'll be in there. In my cage. 11 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:19,537 I'm not playing at being provost marshal. 12 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,540 And I never heard of luck that didn't run out. 13 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:27,841 Yours will, depend on it. Because you're like all criminals, you're greedy. 14 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:32,179 I'd like to point out that I don't have to put up with this crap. 15 00:07:32,353 --> 00:07:35,151 I'm not in your two-bit army. I'm in our two-bit Army. 16 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:38,417 If you're looking for something to live for, when we get out of this... 17 00:07:38,593 --> 00:07:41,061 ...come looking for me. I'll hand you your head. 18 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:42,594 We'll see. 19 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:45,527 But you make one slip, just one... 20 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,828 ...and we'll see how long you survive in my cage. 21 00:07:49,003 --> 00:07:51,062 And after my cage, I'll personally... 22 00:07:51,239 --> 00:07:54,174 I'll personally hand you over to the Japs. 23 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,608 - What's happening here? - Nothing, sir. 24 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,474 I'm just searching the corporal. 25 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:06,282 You're in order to search him, question him, Grey... 26 00:08:06,454 --> 00:08:10,083 ...but threats and abuse aren't on. They aren't on. 27 00:08:10,258 --> 00:08:13,625 You ought to know better than to go around dressed like that. 28 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,661 Asking for trouble. Just asking for it. 29 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:19,356 Even so, quite wrong to threaten. 30 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,229 Not the way to treat an enlisted man. 31 00:08:22,403 --> 00:08:24,496 I think... 32 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:27,237 ...an apology... 33 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:32,510 If you request it, sir... 34 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,681 - ...then I apologize. - Very good. 35 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:40,913 All right, corporal, you can go, but watch the way you dress. 36 00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:43,687 Yes, thank you, colonel. 37 00:08:57,271 --> 00:09:00,832 - Yeah? - He had one invite out to number four. 38 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,908 Okay, I'll take care of it. 39 00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:05,511 Find Col. Brant and give him this. 40 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,410 Tell him not to be so late next time. 41 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,777 Right. Do you know where he'd be? 42 00:09:10,952 --> 00:09:13,785 By the jail. It's his day for watching Grey. 43 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,820 - That's all? - That's all for him. 44 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:20,722 Then go find that guy with the arm. He's got a delivery. 45 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:24,058 Come on, Tojo, time for tea. 46 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,327 Choice of litter, right? 47 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,268 Right. 48 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,574 - You hear the news, Max? - No. 49 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:45,371 The war's gonna last another 10 years. Official. 50 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:48,572 The last three years was just for openers. 51 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:53,981 Lee told me to tell you he'd done your laundry. 52 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:59,218 I asked him especially, and he told me to tell you. 53 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,731 Take one. 54 00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:09,500 King, you don't have to... 55 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,605 It's okay. I'll call you if I need you. 56 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:54,477 You want my chow today? 57 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,242 - You bet. - You got it. 58 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,985 Max. See that guy out there with the wog? 59 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,529 Get him for me. 60 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:23,443 Hey, fella. 61 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,380 The King wants to see you. 62 00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:31,814 - The who? - The King. 63 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:34,853 What, is it Garden Party Day or something? 64 00:12:35,156 --> 00:12:37,317 Save the jokes. He wants to see you. 65 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:41,058 I'm not joking. We take our royal family very seriously. 66 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:46,063 - What's he want to see me about? - How would I know? Come on. 67 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,030 Extraordinary court procedure. 68 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,399 Come on. Come on. 69 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:26,372 - I was sent for, I believe. - Yeah. 70 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,973 Yeah. Take a seat. 71 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,754 Do you smoke? 72 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,519 Yes. 73 00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:49,020 Yes, I do. 74 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,357 Well, help yourself. 75 00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,304 How come we never met before? 76 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,279 - No idea. I haven't been anywhere. - What's your name? 77 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:14,615 Marlowe, Peter Marlowe. What's yours? 78 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,747 How's that chair feel? 79 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,222 Fine. 80 00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:22,920 - Cost me 80 bucks. - Did it? 81 00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:26,828 - Yes. I'd never have guessed. - You'd have said more, huh? 82 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,729 I don't think I'd have said anything, really. 83 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:35,500 I've never been a great chair-price guesser. 84 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,274 I was gonna fix some chow. Wanna join me? 85 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,011 I've just had lunch, thank you. 86 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,121 You could use some more, couldn't you? You want an egg? 87 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:53,285 Excuse me, what's all this in aid of? 88 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:57,055 - Do what? - People just don't give eggs away. 89 00:14:57,798 --> 00:14:59,891 Well, I'm not people. 90 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:04,059 - Am I, Max? - No. No, you're not people, King. 91 00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:09,370 - Well, you want an egg or don't you? - Well, of course I want it. 92 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,412 Okay, then, you got it. 93 00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:18,649 How do you like it? 94 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,011 - Fried. - Okay. 95 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:25,324 So you got yourself a fried egg. 96 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:29,121 You're not related to either Fortnum or Mason, are you? 97 00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:31,162 Who are they? 98 00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:36,434 It doesn't matter. They run a little family grocery shop back home. 99 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,806 That's pretty neat, huh? Max wired it for me. 100 00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:45,344 Just telling him you wired the hot plate. 101 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,003 - It's working okay, huh? - It better be. 102 00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:52,278 - I gotta impress the British. - The British are impressed. 103 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:56,389 - You speak it pretty good, don't you? - British? I mean, English? 104 00:15:56,557 --> 00:16:02,052 - No, you know, the lingo, out there. - Yes, I suppose so. Not too bad. 105 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,629 Say something for me now. 106 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,789 - In Malay? - Yeah. 107 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,095 - What sort of thing? - Anything. I just want to hear you. 108 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,940 That's pretty good. You hear that, Max? 109 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,545 What's that mean? 110 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,685 It doesn't really have a literal translation. 111 00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,548 But roughly, it means: 112 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,713 "When do I have to kiss thee on the ass?" 113 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:44,501 After the egg, never before meals. 114 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,538 Plates. 115 00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:38,484 Thank you. 116 00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,910 How about that? 117 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,744 Not bad. Not bad at all. 118 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,042 The egg ain't been laid that tastes better than that. 119 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:05,845 Don't get excited, Fortnum. 120 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,886 When we say not bad, we don't mean "not bad." 121 00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:12,423 - We mean it's bloody marvelous. - Yeah? 122 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:15,756 What do you mean when you say it's bloody marvelous? 123 00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:19,123 Bit dicey. 124 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:20,991 Forget it. 125 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,905 - Lift your feet. - What? 126 00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:28,064 Lift your feet. 127 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,767 - You're slumming, aren't you, Marlowe? - Don't be a snob. 128 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:30,870 Never make a good policeman if you're a snob. 129 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,958 Everyone looks the same with their knickers down. 130 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,099 - Where's your armband? - In my pocket. 131 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,937 It should be on your arm. Those are orders. 132 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:42,480 - They're Jap orders. We stuff those. - They're also camp orders. Put it on. 133 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:57,954 - What's the matter with you? - Nothing, sir. 134 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:01,294 Just recovering from the pleasure of seeing you twice today. 135 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,869 Col. Sellars has reported the theft of a gold ring. 136 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,233 A gold ring. Gee. 137 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:12,106 - Gee, that's tough, sir. - I believe you know Col. Sellars. 138 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,612 - Could you describe him to me? - You play cards with him? 139 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,574 That Col. Sellars. Yes. Yes. 140 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:22,984 Plays cards like an English officer and a gentleman. He would, wouldn't he? 141 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:27,855 Don't press your luck too hard, corporal. Just answer the questions. 142 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:33,762 - Did he ever show you the ring? - No, he never even discussed marriage. 143 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:38,769 - I'm warning you. - You sure you're not accusing me? 144 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:41,840 - Got a light, Grey? - No. I'm not accusing anybody. 145 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,874 Then can I borrow your Ronson? 146 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:50,009 - Ronson? - Yeah, it's in your top pocket, I think. 147 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,817 Thank you. 148 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,721 Well, now, this is new, isn't it? 149 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,761 Yes. It was mine. 150 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,234 - We were playing poker. I lost it to him. - You what? 151 00:21:12,406 --> 00:21:14,431 I lost it to him at poker. 152 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:18,567 I had a straight, but he had better. Tell him. 153 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,612 - We were playing stud... - What were the cards? 154 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,079 - His or mine? - His. 155 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,252 - Aces on twos. - You're lying, Marlowe! 156 00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:29,389 Why, Grey, what a thing to say! It was pathetic. 157 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,525 I thought I had him with a straight... 158 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:35,594 ...so I threw in the lot. Threw in the Ronson. 159 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,787 How do you play stud, Marlowe? 160 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,761 - Stud? - Yes, how's it played? 161 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:43,568 - Stud? You mean ordinary stud? - Yes. 162 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,262 We'll show you. There's nothing like a demo. 163 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,499 You see, it was my hole card... 164 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:52,907 - I said I wanted you to tell me! - Temper! 165 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,811 Well, never mind. I don't need the cards to show you. 166 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,781 Four cards face up. You can imagine that. 167 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,285 And one down, one in the hole. 168 00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:05,687 It's just like Happy Families, really, in the nursery. 169 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,990 We never had a nursery, Marlowe. 170 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,427 That was a close one. 171 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,594 Too bloody true. 172 00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:53,038 Here. 173 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:58,038 You're on the payroll from here on in. Twenty bucks a week. 174 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,713 Okay, we'll make it 30. 175 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,147 Shove your money. 176 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,687 - What'd I say? - It's what I said. Shove your money. 177 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:14,054 One can't expect bloody Yanks to understand. 178 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,991 All I did was up two 10s to 30. 179 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:22,324 When someone drops you in it, you don't pay them for getting you out. 180 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,595 So work your money. 181 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:31,809 - What'd I do? - You did nothing, King. 182 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:35,345 Thirty's above scale. You treated him right. 183 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,917 Well, screw the British. 184 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,576 Yeah, screw them. 185 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,724 Allied forces are still making progress in Belgium... 186 00:24:58,632 --> 00:25:04,730 In the Philippines, forces drove a bridgehead in their thrust for Manila. 187 00:25:04,905 --> 00:25:10,070 Formosa was bombed in daylight by B-29s without loss. 188 00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:15,010 In Burma, British and Indian armies are within 30 miles of Mandalay. 189 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:21,017 Those were the news headlines. The next broadcast will be at 0600... 190 00:26:04,531 --> 00:26:06,999 - You okay? - Yes, fine. 191 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:09,965 The old bladder's flaring up, though. 192 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:27,286 - What is it? - Nothing. I just been to the park. 193 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:31,550 I'm happy to say the old bladder's working. That's good news. 194 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:36,025 Beautiful. Thank you for waking me up to tell me. 195 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:58,983 God, give me a piece of your courage. 196 00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:03,445 I'm so frightened. I'm such a bloody coward. 197 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:29,244 You really ate them in Java? 198 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:32,351 Not only in Java. Here in Changi. So did you. 199 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:33,952 What? 200 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,647 Now, we agreed we wouldn't cook anything revolting... 201 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:41,624 - ...unless we discussed it. We agreed. - I know we agreed! 202 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,092 You were dying. 203 00:27:43,263 --> 00:27:46,426 And why do we collect them? It's pure protein. 204 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:51,502 For the hospital, for the seriously sick. You were sick, remember? 205 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,139 You were dying. 206 00:27:57,911 --> 00:28:02,746 - I really ate them, did I? - You asked for second helpings. 207 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:07,519 Well, next time, I want to know. And that's a bloody order. 208 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,584 - Excuse me, sir. - Huh? 209 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:14,352 - Okay, I'll take it. - Right. 210 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:18,293 Col. Smedley-Taylor said two of your men were fighting. 211 00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:20,490 Only two? That's a change. Who? 212 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:24,034 Cpl. Townsend and Pvt. Gurble. I've got them in jail. 213 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:28,106 - L'll deal with them after roll call. - Sir? 214 00:28:30,243 --> 00:28:32,973 Pity about Marlowe's Ronson, wasn't it? 215 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:38,106 Yes, he should have been more careful. Mug's game, gambling. 216 00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:43,949 - Do you mind if I see them alone? - No, sir. 217 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,744 Let them out, will you? 218 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:24,150 Right. Why were you fighting? I want the truth now, no flannel. Townsend? 219 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,783 Well? I'm waiting. 220 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,021 This bloody sod accused me of stealing me mate's grub. 221 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,131 - You were. - That's enough of that. 222 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:38,802 If you have a charge to make, make it. Come on. We haven't got all night. 223 00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:43,170 It's my month on cookhouse detail, and today we had 184 to cook for. 224 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:54,953 - He's me best mate, and I trusted him. - I never touched a grain. I swear. 225 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,613 When I got back, we were short two blokes' rations. 226 00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:02,192 - I know, but I never touched it. - Were they short? 227 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:06,998 - Sir, I never touched them. - Were they short like he said? 228 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,001 Yes, sir. 229 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,672 Check the weights. 230 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,606 - I checked them under his nose. - We must check them again. 231 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:22,271 Lead the way, will you? We'll go to the storehouse and settle it. 232 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:50,275 That day, on my last leave... 233 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:52,200 ...she said... 234 00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:01,619 I said, "I'll always keep myself clean for you." 235 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:10,518 Oh, God, I'll make any sort of a bargain with you. 236 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:14,599 Just don't let her think that I'm dead. 237 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:20,000 Don't let her think that I'm dead. 238 00:32:24,911 --> 00:32:28,278 As far as I'm concerned, Gurble, the case is proved. 239 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:32,111 You're out of my regiment. You're dead. You don't exist. 240 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,014 You keep your mouth shut. 241 00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,917 - My bloody oath... - Keep your mouth shut! 242 00:34:04,177 --> 00:34:06,236 The news was good last night. 243 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:10,178 We're only 30 miles from where the flying fishes play. 244 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:19,157 By the way, I nearly forgot. The wife asked if you'd like to come to dinner. 245 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:22,954 We're just having a few people in, nothing formal. 246 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:28,465 Would you say thank you to her? But I have a dinner engagement. 247 00:34:28,768 --> 00:34:33,000 Well, there it is. Good. 248 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:36,437 Another time, perhaps. Good. 249 00:34:42,982 --> 00:34:46,713 That was my mistake the other day. 250 00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:51,016 I got stupid. I offered the dough because I wanted to thank you. 251 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:57,386 It's okay. I got a lousy temper and an awful accent. I sound toffee-nosed. 252 00:34:57,563 --> 00:35:03,433 You British insult easy. Catch one of these cruds passing up a buck. 253 00:35:04,637 --> 00:35:09,904 Nothing. Go find Prouty in the Garden of Eden and finish the deal. 254 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:16,641 I'm different from Hawkins. I let my doggy off the leash. 255 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:22,280 Look, can I offer you a Kooa? I mean, is that all right? 256 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:24,821 Sure. That's different. 257 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:42,870 There is a radio in this hut! 258 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:50,078 Let me handle it. 259 00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:52,783 Now let me in, will you? 260 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:56,547 - Good morning, captain. - It is not a good morning. 261 00:35:56,722 --> 00:36:01,557 There is a radio. A radio is against the orders of the Imperial Army. 262 00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:05,230 Yes, well, I don't know anything about it. 263 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:11,630 - Do you know anything about it? - No, sir. 264 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:17,108 - What about you? - No, sir. 265 00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:20,336 Where's the wireless? 266 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:24,279 Now, look, it's got to be found, so where is it? 267 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:29,812 I order those responsible to hand it over immediately. 268 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:34,120 I'm asking you once more. You, what's your name? 269 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,557 - It. Spence, sir. - Where is it hidden? 270 00:36:36,729 --> 00:36:39,926 I don't know what you're talking about, sir. 271 00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:42,329 Grey! You're provost marshal. 272 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:45,061 If there's one here, it's your responsibility. 273 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:48,070 - I know nothing of a wireless. - You should! 274 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,732 L'll have you court-martialed, and it'll show on your record. 275 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:55,711 - Brough! What do you know? - Nothing. And it's Maj. Brough. 276 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,816 It's just the sort of trouble you bloody Americans cause. 277 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:01,647 - I don't have to take that. - You stand to attention... 278 00:37:01,821 --> 00:37:06,121 I'm senior American officer, and I don't have to take that from you! 279 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:10,592 There's no radio or wireless, as you call it, in this hut that I know of. 280 00:37:10,763 --> 00:37:15,826 And if there was, I sure as hell wouldn't tell you, colonel. 281 00:37:16,002 --> 00:37:20,462 Well, then, we'll search the hut. That's what we'll do. 282 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:24,538 Every officer will stand by his bed at attention. 283 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:28,339 - Do you hear me? Attention! - Shut up, Jones. 284 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:33,281 - There's a wireless in this hut, sir. - Yes, and I said, shut up. 285 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,114 - Can I help you? - There is a radio here. 286 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:40,622 - According to the Geneva Convention... - I know the code of ethics. 287 00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:45,787 If you believe there's a radio, search for it. If you know where, take it. 288 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:50,834 - It's your job to enforce the law. - My job is to enforce civilized law. 289 00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:53,665 If you want to cite law, then obey it yourself. 290 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:57,275 Give us the food and medical supplies to which we're entitled. 291 00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:02,676 - One day you will go too far, colonel. - One day I'll be dead, captain. 292 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:06,479 Probably I'll die of apoplexy... 293 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:10,748 ...enforcing insane laws imposed by incompetent administrators. 294 00:38:10,923 --> 00:38:14,017 I shall report your impertinence to Gen. Shima. 295 00:38:14,193 --> 00:38:15,990 Yes, please do. 296 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:21,425 Then ask him who ordered that each man should catch 20 flies a day. 297 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:26,697 And that they should be collected, counted and delivered daily, by me. 298 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:33,711 Everybody outside, please. 299 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:51,896 Now you may make your search, captain. 300 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,419 Who belongs to this bunk? 301 00:40:31,831 --> 00:40:34,095 I have no idea. I'll ask. 302 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:37,161 And this. And this. 303 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,624 Who uses this bunk? 304 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:05,360 - Your name? - Capt. Daven, infantry. 305 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:07,158 - Did you make this radio? - Yes. 306 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:11,030 I ordered him to make it. It's my responsibility. 307 00:41:11,203 --> 00:41:13,262 - Is this true? - No. 308 00:41:14,073 --> 00:41:17,907 - Who else knew about your radio? - No one. I made it alone. 309 00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:27,615 It's all right, old boy. I'm just as frightened as you are. 310 00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:32,916 You men, pick up this bunk and follow me. 311 00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:33,979 Doctor, could you come here a minute, please? 312 00:42:51,337 --> 00:42:54,795 He's lucky. No more aches. 313 00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:57,303 What'd he die of? 314 00:42:58,978 --> 00:43:01,208 Changi blues, mostly. 315 00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,578 You mean, the will to live? 316 00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:06,877 No, not quite that... 317 00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:08,610 ...corporal. 318 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:11,722 It is corporal, isn't it? Cpl. King? 319 00:43:13,225 --> 00:43:19,528 He quit believing in the pigheaded, totally unreasonable will not to die. 320 00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:21,893 There's a difference, you know. 321 00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:24,063 Perhaps you don't know. 322 00:43:24,236 --> 00:43:27,933 I don't suppose that kind of subtlety bothers you very much. 323 00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:31,440 Maybe not. Touch wood. 324 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:36,638 I wouldn't put much faith in that wood, probably contaminated. 325 00:43:40,419 --> 00:43:43,582 You don't have any tobacco, do you? 326 00:43:43,756 --> 00:43:47,021 - I hear you're good for a little extra. - Yeah. 327 00:43:47,192 --> 00:43:50,821 Yeah, I was just going to bring some to him. 328 00:43:50,996 --> 00:43:53,863 He won't miss it. Thank you. 329 00:43:55,234 --> 00:43:58,169 You must tell me your secret one day, corporal. 330 00:43:58,337 --> 00:44:00,430 Medically, it ought to be very valuable. 331 00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:02,731 I'm just lucky, sir. 332 00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,376 Oh, no. 333 00:44:05,878 --> 00:44:07,778 That won't do. 334 00:44:36,809 --> 00:44:39,744 Oh, thanks. Can you spare it? 335 00:44:39,912 --> 00:44:42,346 I don't smoke. Never have. 336 00:44:46,285 --> 00:44:50,221 Could you get my boots, old man? I've got to get up. 337 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:54,416 - Where are they? - At the foot of the bed. 338 00:45:02,401 --> 00:45:03,868 I've kept those. 339 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:11,072 - I've kept them in good shape. - Yes, you did. 340 00:45:18,851 --> 00:45:20,375 There. 341 00:45:36,235 --> 00:45:38,396 I've had enough, thanks. 342 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,306 I'm dying. 343 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:50,906 Yes. 344 00:46:06,265 --> 00:46:08,733 - Orderly. - Yes? 345 00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:13,598 Get the corpse detail to take Sgt. Masters' bed. 346 00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:18,266 Capt. Daven's will be free too. But don't let them take the boots. 347 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:22,072 Yes, sir. What about Col. Hutton? Do I give him quinine? 348 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:25,478 - Of course give him quinine. - Well, I'm sorry. Just asking. 349 00:46:25,651 --> 00:46:27,585 Only doctors authorize drugs. 350 00:46:27,753 --> 00:46:33,191 Give him quinine and stop pretending you're Florence Nightingale. 351 00:46:46,205 --> 00:46:48,799 There are two appendectomies for tomorrow morning. 352 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:50,874 Right. I'll see them before I go off. 353 00:46:51,043 --> 00:46:53,705 - Do you want me to do them? - No, I will. 354 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:57,645 - Evening, doctor. - Hello, Stevie. 355 00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:04,486 By the way, I finished the autopsy on the man found in the borehole. 356 00:47:04,656 --> 00:47:06,556 Death was from suffocation. 357 00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:09,689 If you find a man headfirst down a borehole... 358 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:12,659 - ...death will likely be from suffocation. - Yes. 359 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:16,631 Well, I wrote... I put on the death certificate: 360 00:47:16,802 --> 00:47:21,637 "Suicide while the balance of the mind was disturbed." 361 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:25,773 - Do you want that? - Oh, thank you, sir. 362 00:47:26,345 --> 00:47:28,370 Have they identified the body? 363 00:47:28,547 --> 00:47:33,143 Yes. It was a Pvt. Gurble. Unusual name. 364 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:36,515 - Not the way I'd choose for suicide. - No. 365 00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:39,179 - Unless, of course, he was put there. - Oh? 366 00:47:39,358 --> 00:47:43,021 - Why do you say that? - Well, they held a court of inquiry. 367 00:47:43,195 --> 00:47:47,188 - He'd been caught stealing rations. - I see. 368 00:47:47,366 --> 00:47:52,167 Either way, murder or suicide, I'd say he deserved it, wouldn't you? 369 00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:54,999 Yes, I suppose so. 370 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:59,777 - I'd better go and finish my rounds. - Yes. Well, good night, colonel. 371 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:05,982 Want a smoke, Stevie? 372 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:09,042 - There it is! - Don't let it get away! 373 00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:12,722 - Watch out, watch out! - Get it out! 374 00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,620 - Get him! - There he is! 375 00:48:14,793 --> 00:48:18,661 - Get him! Get him! - Right there! 376 00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:30,066 All right, knock it off! Just hold it! Knock it off. 377 00:48:30,842 --> 00:48:33,037 Will you knock it off?! 378 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:37,008 Now, just leave it where it is. Don't kill it. 379 00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:41,079 - I got a better idea. Tex? - Yeah? 380 00:48:41,253 --> 00:48:43,050 Get a blanket. 381 00:48:43,622 --> 00:48:47,888 - Blanket? - Yeah. Yeah. Come on, will you? 382 00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:51,154 That's it. You and Max trap it. Come on. I want it alive. 383 00:48:51,330 --> 00:48:55,892 - With my blanket? You crazy? - L'll get you another one. Catch it. 384 00:48:56,535 --> 00:48:58,594 Come on. Give me the other end. 385 00:49:00,539 --> 00:49:03,064 Let's throw it down and jump, okay? 386 00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:05,266 - Right. - Come on. Now! 387 00:49:05,444 --> 00:49:07,674 - I got it! - Take it! 388 00:49:07,846 --> 00:49:10,212 - Go on. - Hey, I got it! 389 00:49:10,382 --> 00:49:13,783 All right. All right. Knock it off! Now, quiet! 390 00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:17,683 - Max, you take it. - I don't want it. It's his blanket. 391 00:49:17,856 --> 00:49:20,984 Tex, you go put on the java while I work this out. 392 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:29,893 Gather around and hear the words of the King. 393 00:49:30,235 --> 00:49:33,466 And the whole court strained in obedience. 394 00:49:35,707 --> 00:49:38,107 Come on, come on, come on. 395 00:49:39,044 --> 00:49:42,445 All right, so we got ourselves a real live rat, right? 396 00:49:42,614 --> 00:49:45,606 - Yeah. So? - So? So use your imagination. 397 00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:49,119 What don't we have a lot of in Changi? 398 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,380 Yeah, besides that. 399 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:56,090 - Come on. Food. Right? - What's that got to do with rats? 400 00:49:56,261 --> 00:49:57,853 God. 401 00:49:58,697 --> 00:50:02,098 You're not thinking what I think you're thinking, are you? 402 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:04,326 You got it. 403 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:07,063 - Only we're not going to eat it. - Eat it? 404 00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,764 - Eat what? What's he talking about? - Rat meat. 405 00:50:10,242 --> 00:50:13,678 You're out of your mind. Who would buy rat meat? 406 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:18,282 Let me finish. Of course nobody will buy it if they know it's rat. 407 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:21,510 But suppose they don't. Suppose we say it's rabbit. 408 00:50:22,921 --> 00:50:25,321 There are no rabbits in Malaya. 409 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,823 We'll think of something else. What are you all knocking it for? 410 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,787 Do you think we can get away with squirrel? 411 00:50:31,963 --> 00:50:34,022 That's it, squirrel. Good. 412 00:50:34,399 --> 00:50:37,163 Still not a lip-smacker, is it? 413 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:39,826 Wait a sec. Wait a sec. I know. 414 00:50:40,005 --> 00:50:42,701 - I know. Deer. - Deer? 415 00:50:42,974 --> 00:50:44,874 What kind of game you got back home? 416 00:50:45,043 --> 00:50:47,170 No, not the usual kind of deer. 417 00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:49,575 I mean rusa tikas. They're about... 418 00:50:49,748 --> 00:50:52,444 Well, they're tiny. They're about 8 inches high. 419 00:50:52,918 --> 00:50:55,751 The natives consider them to be a great delicacy. 420 00:50:55,921 --> 00:50:59,823 Rusa tikas translated means "mouse deer." 421 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:04,252 That's it, then. We're in the rusa tikas business. 422 00:51:06,865 --> 00:51:10,164 Now, first we got to find out whether it's male or female. 423 00:51:10,335 --> 00:51:14,635 Then we get the opposite one, and we're on our way to our first million. 424 00:51:14,806 --> 00:51:16,205 Now, how we gonna sex it? 425 00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:19,810 Hey. I read in Reader's Digest that the Japs are big sexers. 426 00:51:19,978 --> 00:51:24,176 - That's with eggs, dummy. - Leave it to me. I'll tell you. 427 00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:28,046 Okay. You got the job. Now we got two things to do. 428 00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:33,089 Liberate another rat, and then we gotta find out about their habits. 429 00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:37,725 - Well, Vexley's your man for that. - Vexley? Who's Vexley? 430 00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:42,290 Join my class? 431 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:46,164 - You really want to join my class? - If it wouldn't be too much trouble. 432 00:51:46,705 --> 00:51:49,071 No. Delighted, old chap. 433 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,708 Delighted. 434 00:51:51,877 --> 00:51:54,311 - Squadron Leader Vexley. - Pleased to meet you. 435 00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:56,413 Hello, Peter. 436 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:58,105 All right, then. 437 00:51:58,283 --> 00:51:59,875 Comfortable? 438 00:52:00,051 --> 00:52:02,713 Good. Now, today... 439 00:52:02,888 --> 00:52:04,913 Today I was going to talk about... 440 00:52:05,090 --> 00:52:09,117 ...the largest of mammals: Whales. 441 00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,919 Do you know anything about whales? 442 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:13,730 Huh? 443 00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:19,468 Whales are, without doubt... 444 00:52:19,638 --> 00:52:24,132 ...the highest form to which nature has aspired. 445 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:28,571 Now, you take the sulfur-bottomed whale... 446 00:52:28,747 --> 00:52:32,239 ...the most powerful animal in existence. 447 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:35,853 Now, you take its mating habits. 448 00:52:36,021 --> 00:52:39,047 Its mating is marvelous. 449 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:41,021 There's no other word for it. 450 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:43,023 The male... 451 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:46,061 ...starts his titillation... 452 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:49,029 ...by blowing glorious clouds of spray. 453 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,829 He then pounds the water with his tail near to the female... 454 00:52:53,505 --> 00:52:56,406 ...who waits with patient lust... 455 00:52:56,775 --> 00:52:58,766 ...on the ocean's surface. 456 00:52:58,944 --> 00:53:02,846 He then dives deep and soars up out of the water... 457 00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:05,209 ...huge, vast, enormous... 458 00:53:05,817 --> 00:53:08,081 ...and crashes back with thundering flukes... 459 00:53:08,253 --> 00:53:11,745 ...churning the water into spray, pounding at the water. 460 00:53:11,923 --> 00:53:14,790 - You have a question? - Yes, what about rats? 461 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,552 I beg your pardon? 462 00:53:16,728 --> 00:53:20,289 This is interesting about whales, but what about rats? 463 00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:24,333 - What about rats? - Do you know anything about them? 464 00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:27,665 Rodents are entirely different. Now, to return... 465 00:53:27,839 --> 00:53:30,000 - What do you mean? - What? 466 00:53:30,175 --> 00:53:31,642 How are they different? 467 00:53:32,110 --> 00:53:34,203 L'll deal with them in the next series. 468 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:36,609 There's nothing about them to like. 469 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:40,217 Why are they disgusting, sir? I mean, do they have bad habits? 470 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:42,876 - Everything about them is... - Cigarette, sir? 471 00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:47,185 Why... 472 00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,622 ...thank you, corporal. 473 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,285 Take a couple, sir. 474 00:53:52,464 --> 00:53:55,956 I'm sure you'll need them if you're gonna go into rats in detail. 475 00:53:56,868 --> 00:53:58,130 Well... 476 00:53:58,303 --> 00:53:59,736 Right. Now... 477 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:04,500 So, gentlemen, the female can have up to 12 litters a year... 478 00:54:04,776 --> 00:54:06,710 ...and anything up to 14 per litter. 479 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:11,406 The young being born blind and helpless 22 days. 480 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:15,917 Twenty-two days, gentlemen, after contact. 481 00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:18,317 The young open their eyes in two weeks... 482 00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:21,015 ...and they become sexually active in two months. 483 00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:22,887 - Holy cow! - Know what that means? 484 00:54:23,228 --> 00:54:27,324 That means in six months, we're gonna be knee-deep in tikas. 485 00:54:27,499 --> 00:54:28,727 Holy cow. 486 00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:31,960 On the other hand, they do have some rather nasty habits. 487 00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,729 Number one: They're cannibals. 488 00:54:33,905 --> 00:54:36,999 Number two: They'll fight if left to their own devices. 489 00:54:37,175 --> 00:54:39,507 But on the credit side, they'll eat anything. 490 00:54:39,678 --> 00:54:42,044 I repeat, anything, dead or alive. 491 00:54:42,213 --> 00:54:45,671 Which means we got no logistics problem. 492 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:50,116 I got another one. 493 00:54:50,288 --> 00:54:52,552 While you jokers are talking, I'm out doing. 494 00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:55,022 - It's the right mate too. - How do you know? 495 00:54:55,193 --> 00:54:57,855 - I looked. - Well, what are we waiting for? 496 00:54:58,029 --> 00:55:00,429 Tex, Dino, keep lookout. 497 00:55:22,921 --> 00:55:24,115 Hey. 498 00:55:24,289 --> 00:55:27,349 Looks like Vexley knows what he's talking about. 499 00:55:27,826 --> 00:55:30,454 Start counting the days, gentlemen. 500 00:55:45,844 --> 00:55:47,607 He looks different. 501 00:55:47,779 --> 00:55:50,270 Don't you think he looks different somehow? 502 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,973 Yeah, he looks like a married man. 503 00:55:54,219 --> 00:55:55,948 All clear? 504 00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:59,389 Come on, we got things to do. 505 00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:03,550 You want to do something for me tonight? Do a little interpreting? 506 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:06,219 Yeah. Yeah, all right. 507 00:56:26,618 --> 00:56:29,212 What have you got in there, Marlowe? 508 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:33,924 - Food. - Could I see it, please? 509 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,823 Stop picking on me, Grey. 510 00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:40,130 Where'd you get it? 511 00:56:40,298 --> 00:56:43,233 - I was given it. - We can guess who by, can't we? 512 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,835 - Where are you taking it? - To the hospital. 513 00:56:46,004 --> 00:56:50,202 - Who for? - Mac. Any more questions? 514 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:53,105 No. Not for the time being. 515 00:56:53,278 --> 00:56:56,008 Don't forget, you and your crook friend are on my list. 516 00:56:56,181 --> 00:56:58,240 I haven't forgotten about the Ronson. 517 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:01,613 I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't broken orders. 518 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,413 You will, Marlowe, you will. 519 00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:06,454 If you sell your soul, you've got to pay sometime. 520 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:09,923 Don't give me all that sally army stuff. 521 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:12,187 I judge a man by the company he keeps. 522 00:57:12,363 --> 00:57:16,299 Your friend's a crook, a liar and a thief. 523 00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:20,799 You're right about one thing, Grey. He is my friend. 524 00:57:20,972 --> 00:57:24,032 But he's not a crook and he's not a thief. 525 00:57:24,209 --> 00:57:26,143 But he's a liar. 526 00:57:26,311 --> 00:57:30,509 We're all liars, Grey. You denied the radio. 527 00:57:30,682 --> 00:57:32,877 You gotta be a liar to stay alive. 528 00:57:33,384 --> 00:57:35,215 Do a lot of things to stay alive. 529 00:57:35,386 --> 00:57:38,719 Like kissing a corporal's ass to get food? 530 00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:42,552 I said it first, Grey. 531 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:46,392 You won't believe me, but I said it before you. 532 00:58:07,118 --> 00:58:09,643 He's not interested. He says the market's very poor. 533 00:58:09,821 --> 00:58:11,812 Yeah, that's why he's here risking his neck. 534 00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:15,653 Tell him 3000. Tell him I'm sorry it's overpriced. 535 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:41,609 - He offers 600. - Tell him to work it. 536 00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:45,654 No, no. That's a joke. Now, you're doing very well. 537 00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:49,418 Tell him I can't insult the owner with such an offer. 538 00:59:05,310 --> 00:59:09,576 - How'd we do? - Well, he's gone to 1000. 539 00:59:09,948 --> 00:59:12,781 I'd need more than that to live with the smell. 540 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:18,283 Tell him I sold one just like it a week ago to one of his buddies for 3000. 541 00:59:18,489 --> 00:59:21,686 Tell him it's only because I like his smiling face, et cetera... 542 00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:25,920 ...you know, the usual horse manure. Work him up a few hundred at a time. 543 00:59:26,097 --> 00:59:28,827 I gotta go consult with the owner. 544 00:59:47,518 --> 00:59:51,045 Four hundred? Why, everybody knows an Omega's worth at least 2000. 545 00:59:51,222 --> 00:59:54,555 I agree, sir, but you know, beggars can't be choosers, sir. 546 00:59:54,726 --> 00:59:56,751 I did my best. I really put it to him. 547 00:59:56,928 --> 01:00:00,955 I'm sure you did, I'm sure, corporal. Not your fault, don't think that. 548 01:00:01,132 --> 01:00:05,398 But... But what am I to do? 549 01:00:05,570 --> 01:00:09,006 Could you have one more try? Please! See what you can do. Please! 550 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:13,473 I have great faith in you. I couldn't take less than 1200. 551 01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:16,875 Well, I don't think I can do much, sir, but... 552 01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:19,879 Okay, I'll give it another try. 553 01:00:26,491 --> 01:00:29,790 - Twenty-six hundred dollars? - Twenty-six hundred. 554 01:00:29,961 --> 01:00:35,024 Watch it 'cause he spits when he's doing the "I've been robbed" speech. 555 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:55,779 Poor man's Bela Lugosi. He'll come back. 556 01:01:03,528 --> 01:01:06,793 - He's gone to 2100. - That's what he intended to pay. 557 01:01:06,964 --> 01:01:09,159 Tell him 2600 or nothing. 558 01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:18,672 Twenty-two hundred, and that's his final offer. 559 01:01:19,644 --> 01:01:22,238 Yeah, it probably is too. 560 01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:26,641 All right, tell him I accept. Tell him he's too tough for me. 561 01:01:26,818 --> 01:01:30,652 Tell him I'll have to give my commission to make up the difference. 562 01:01:45,770 --> 01:01:47,670 - Only 900? - Afraid so, sir. 563 01:01:47,839 --> 01:01:51,172 I had to sweat blood to get that. Nine hundred, less commission. 564 01:01:51,342 --> 01:01:54,277 Terribly disappointed. It's the last thing I owned. 565 01:01:54,445 --> 01:01:57,846 Well, things are getting tougher all the time. Good night, sir. 566 01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:11,994 - I didn't bring you much luck, did I? - You owe me 2 bucks. 567 01:02:12,163 --> 01:02:14,927 - Two what? For what? - It's your commission. 568 01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:17,659 You don't think I'd put you to work for nothing, do you? 569 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:20,861 I'm not entitled to anything for interpreting. I was happy to do it. 570 01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:26,237 Listen, take it, $ 108. Ten percent. It's yours. You earned it. 571 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:31,780 Look, how in the hell can I earn $ 108 out of a total of 2200... 572 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:36,443 ...and there was no profit? I'm not taking it. 573 01:02:38,256 --> 01:02:42,124 Boy, I don't know how you survived in this world up to now. 574 01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:45,489 Look, let's go through the facts of life. 575 01:02:45,663 --> 01:02:48,359 Now, your gallant Maj. Prouty is selling me a phony. 576 01:02:48,533 --> 01:02:50,592 So he deserves whatever he gets. 577 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:53,530 Think he gives a damn about me if the watch backfires? 578 01:02:53,704 --> 01:02:55,763 Maybe he stole it, who knows? 579 01:02:55,940 --> 01:03:00,968 Anyway, he asked me 1200. Now, I asked Torusumi 26... 580 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:05,582 ...and he settles for 22 because he knows he can get rid of it for 35. 581 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:08,651 I give Prouty 900, less 10 percent. 582 01:03:08,819 --> 01:03:12,778 And he goes home thinking that he's taken me, so everybody's happy. 583 01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:18,088 Now, as to overheads, I had to pay $ 100 to get the watch fixed. 584 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:21,288 You know, so it shouldn't fall apart in his hands. 585 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,558 Another 120 for various safety measures. 586 01:03:23,734 --> 01:03:25,702 That makes 1120. 587 01:03:25,870 --> 01:03:30,068 Now 1120 from 2200 is $ 1080 even. 588 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,731 Ten percent of that is 108. 589 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:36,437 I gave you 110, so you owe me 2 bucks. Okay? 590 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:43,243 You worked for it. It's yours. Nobody is giving you anything for nothing. 591 01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:47,882 No. 592 01:03:49,060 --> 01:03:52,029 Well, cheer up, old boy. 593 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,556 Listen, on your way home, you'll see Brant. 594 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,164 Give him his wages, will you? 595 01:03:58,703 --> 01:04:03,970 - Brant? You mean Col. Brant? - Yeah, Col. Brant. 596 01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:06,803 Give him his wages. He'll take it. 597 01:04:06,978 --> 01:04:10,141 Well, trust me. Good night. 598 01:04:12,817 --> 01:04:14,648 Good night. 599 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,659 Murder! 600 01:04:29,934 --> 01:04:33,062 Murder. I want the charge of murder sworn out. 601 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:36,502 I demand a court-martial for murder! 602 01:04:38,509 --> 01:04:41,842 Look. Look! Look! 603 01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:47,807 That beast killed one of my children. I want a charge of murder sworn out! 604 01:04:47,985 --> 01:04:51,113 - What beast are you talking about? - That beast, that murderer! 605 01:04:51,289 --> 01:04:54,520 He's mad. It was an accident. The dog got off the leash, that's all. 606 01:04:54,692 --> 01:04:56,717 I keep telling him it was an accident. 607 01:04:56,894 --> 01:05:00,227 He killed it. That bloody beast killed my child and ate it! 608 01:05:00,398 --> 01:05:04,562 - Colonel, it's a hen, not a child. - My hens are children, idiots. 609 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:08,000 L'll kill him and his bloody beast. 610 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,368 I've said I'm sorry. 611 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:13,567 If I had the money, I'd buy you 10, 20 hens, but I can't. 612 01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:17,009 - For God's sake, do something. - What can I do, except report it? 613 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,945 - You'll have to get rid of this dog. - What do you mean? 614 01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:23,245 - What do you mean? - What I said, get rid of it. Kill it! 615 01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:26,015 - You can't order me to do that. - Like hell I can't. 616 01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:29,353 You've been told to keep out of this area. It killed the hen. 617 01:05:29,527 --> 01:05:33,019 I'm going to kill it. The dog's mine to kill, an eye for an eye. 618 01:05:33,197 --> 01:05:36,655 Col. Foster, I have ordered Capt. Hawkins to destroy his dog. 619 01:05:36,834 --> 01:05:40,861 It's mine. I'm going to kill it just like it killed my baby. 620 01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:44,474 Col. Foster, accept my apologies. I'll do anything you want... 621 01:05:44,642 --> 01:05:47,668 - ...but let me keep my dog. - If you don't get away, colonel... 622 01:05:47,845 --> 01:05:50,075 ...l'll put you under arrest. 623 01:05:50,915 --> 01:05:54,351 L'll get even with you. Murderer. I'll get even with you. 624 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:58,181 L'll get even with you. I'll get even with you. 625 01:06:00,491 --> 01:06:02,516 My baby. 626 01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:08,027 My baby. 627 01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:10,963 Grey, please take back that order, please. 628 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:14,536 It's such a small thing to ask. I'll do anything at all. 629 01:06:14,705 --> 01:06:18,232 But I can't. You know I can't. I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. 630 01:06:18,409 --> 01:06:19,933 You'll have to kill your dog. 631 01:06:20,111 --> 01:06:23,308 I don't care how you do it, but do it quickly. 632 01:06:40,598 --> 01:06:42,828 Help! Help us. 633 01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:49,466 Somebody, please help us. 634 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:54,275 Somebody, help us. 635 01:06:54,812 --> 01:06:56,609 Please. 636 01:07:17,535 --> 01:07:19,730 You're sure about this, are you? 637 01:07:19,904 --> 01:07:23,362 And that was the whole message, just "come here, 54"? 638 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,421 Come on in. 639 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:43,852 It's my birthday. I thought I'd invite you for dinner. 640 01:07:52,837 --> 01:07:58,207 It's real, is it? Is it real? Is it real pig? 641 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:02,175 You fantastic sod, you're just the bloody end. Where did you get it? 642 01:08:02,346 --> 01:08:04,041 A long story. 643 01:08:04,215 --> 01:08:07,412 You couldn't invent the wheel, by any chance? 644 01:08:29,974 --> 01:08:33,205 - What's all the big noise about? - Griffiths, is that you? 645 01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:36,813 - Want to get us jailed or something? - No, sorry. Sorry. 646 01:08:36,981 --> 01:08:39,779 - Keep the noise down, you stupid git! - Who was it? 647 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:43,386 That's Griffiths. He owns this cell. I hired it at 3 bucks an hour. 648 01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:46,250 - You don't get nothing for nothing. - You hired the cell? 649 01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:49,654 Griffiths is a smart cookie. Thousands of guys here, right? 650 01:08:49,827 --> 01:08:54,127 No peace and quiet. Griffiths hires it out for anybody wants to do a Garbo. 651 01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:56,858 I bet this wasn't his original idea. 652 01:08:57,034 --> 01:08:59,559 There's no pulling the wool over your eyes, is there? 653 01:08:59,737 --> 01:09:02,035 How much you make on it, corporal? 654 01:09:02,206 --> 01:09:05,141 Just an honest 10 percent. 655 01:09:25,029 --> 01:09:27,361 Check the door seals, Tex. 656 01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:30,694 This smell gets out, we can get torn apart. 657 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:58,217 I think just a little more salt. 658 01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:04,191 What do you think, sir? 659 01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:14,273 I wouldn't know. I'm drooling so much I lost my sense of taste. 660 01:10:14,545 --> 01:10:16,206 Pete? 661 01:10:24,789 --> 01:10:29,249 - Well, just a dash, just a dash. - May I? May I? 662 01:10:32,263 --> 01:10:34,061 You may be right. 663 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,898 Only a touch, mind. 664 01:10:39,971 --> 01:10:42,667 Yes, well, thanks for licking the spoon. 665 01:10:44,376 --> 01:10:47,743 Now, come on, you've got to tell us, where did you get it? 666 01:10:47,979 --> 01:10:52,746 It's... It's Hawkins' dog. 667 01:10:58,825 --> 01:11:01,316 - Mother of God. Hawkins' dog? - You said pig. 668 01:11:01,494 --> 01:11:04,895 - Now, don't kid us, will you? - No, but you said pig. 669 01:11:05,064 --> 01:11:07,862 No, you said pig. I didn't say anything. 670 01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:10,333 Good night! 671 01:11:10,703 --> 01:11:13,934 Oh, God, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 672 01:11:14,107 --> 01:11:17,043 What's the difference? Dog, pig, what's the big difference? 673 01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:19,202 Meat's meat. 674 01:11:19,413 --> 01:11:22,348 He's quite right. There's nothing wrong with eating dog. 675 01:11:22,516 --> 01:11:25,246 - The Chinese eat them all the time. - We're not Chinese. 676 01:11:25,419 --> 01:11:28,650 - You're hungry, aren't you? - That's not the point. It isn't any dog. 677 01:11:28,822 --> 01:11:31,290 - This is Hawkins' dog. - Now, wait a minute. 678 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,949 Just 'cause you know it, that makes the big difference? 679 01:11:34,128 --> 01:11:37,098 Boy, that's really British hairsplitting. 680 01:11:37,265 --> 01:11:40,063 - Why don't you smell it? - We don't need to smell it. 681 01:11:40,235 --> 01:11:44,865 It's the greatest thing since Bisto. It isn't that. It's what Pete said. 682 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:48,372 It is, huh? Did you ever eat live lobster? 683 01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:51,671 Take a fish out of the water, put it straight in the pan? 684 01:11:52,113 --> 01:11:55,880 Or what about them geese they got back in Europe? 685 01:11:56,252 --> 01:11:59,312 They nail their feet down, then force corn down their gullets... 686 01:11:59,488 --> 01:12:03,686 ...through a funnel till their livers burst. So don't tell me about Hawkins' dog. 687 01:12:03,859 --> 01:12:07,852 Now, you don't want to eat it, just sit there and watch. It's a free prison. 688 01:12:12,234 --> 01:12:15,465 I suppose nothing so shocking about it if you rationalize it. 689 01:12:15,638 --> 01:12:18,073 I say there's a difference. This is Hawkins' dog. 690 01:12:18,241 --> 01:12:21,870 Correction, it was Hawkins' dog. Now it's just meat. 691 01:12:22,112 --> 01:12:25,912 You tasted it, didn't you? Well, didn't you? 692 01:12:26,082 --> 01:12:30,451 Tasted good, didn't it? So, what are you pussyfooting about? 693 01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:32,781 You've already eaten it. 694 01:13:38,691 --> 01:13:40,387 Are we...? 695 01:13:40,761 --> 01:13:42,695 Are we under starter's orders? 696 01:15:17,562 --> 01:15:20,554 Think fast. Off you go, lads. 697 01:15:20,732 --> 01:15:24,829 Well, that's it for another day. 2163 officers and men... 698 01:15:25,004 --> 01:15:28,838 ...541 pounds of rice issued at 4 ounces per man. 699 01:15:29,008 --> 01:15:34,105 One bag was short 10 pounds with a balance of 20 and a quarter pounds. 700 01:15:36,048 --> 01:15:41,008 - Dysentery? - Yes. Got it back bad today, sir. 701 01:15:42,154 --> 01:15:47,024 - Thank you, sir. See you next week. - Yes. Take care now. 702 01:15:51,598 --> 01:15:55,694 - Don't bother. - Sorry, sir. Careless. 703 01:16:05,846 --> 01:16:08,406 This weight's been tampered with. 704 01:16:09,183 --> 01:16:13,347 What? That's impossible. Let me see. 705 01:16:16,624 --> 01:16:21,823 No, it's not been tampered with. This is merely a corrective hole. 706 01:16:21,996 --> 01:16:25,831 This weight was probably a fraction heavier than it's supposed to be. 707 01:16:26,001 --> 01:16:27,969 You had me worried there for a moment. 708 01:16:28,136 --> 01:16:30,832 - They've all been tampered with! - They're corrective. 709 01:16:31,006 --> 01:16:33,736 Don't give me that. I know enough about weights and measures... 710 01:16:33,909 --> 01:16:36,673 ...to know holes aren't allowed, no corrective holes. 711 01:16:36,845 --> 01:16:39,245 If the weight's wrong, it's never issued. 712 01:16:39,414 --> 01:16:42,212 - What do you know about this? - Why, nothing, sir. 713 01:16:42,384 --> 01:16:45,320 - I don't believe you. - You can't accuse me, sir. 714 01:16:45,488 --> 01:16:49,322 - I don't know anything about it. - We'll put it to the test, shall we? 715 01:16:49,492 --> 01:16:52,188 I'm going to go outside and show everybody this... 716 01:16:52,361 --> 01:16:56,024 - ...and we'll see what they do. - Now wait a minute, sir. 717 01:16:56,265 --> 01:17:01,362 You're right. But it wasn't me, sir. It was the colonel. 718 01:17:01,637 --> 01:17:04,629 He caught me pinching some rice. Said he'd turn me in... 719 01:17:04,807 --> 01:17:07,368 - ...if I didn't help him. - Shut up, you fool! 720 01:17:07,544 --> 01:17:10,570 You're not going to listen to that. The fool's trying to implicate me. 721 01:17:10,747 --> 01:17:14,478 - I had no idea this was going on. - But he's got the key, sir. 722 01:17:14,651 --> 01:17:16,846 The key to the safe, where the weights are kept. 723 01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:19,887 - It couldn't have been me, sir. - Shut up, Blakeley! 724 01:17:20,224 --> 01:17:22,852 Now shut up, do you hear me? 725 01:17:26,564 --> 01:17:30,330 How long have these weights been in use, colonel? A year, two years? 726 01:17:30,502 --> 01:17:33,665 I have no idea. If they're fixed, it's nothing to do with me. 727 01:17:33,838 --> 01:17:36,272 But you have the key and keep them locked up? 728 01:17:36,441 --> 01:17:37,703 Yes, but that doesn't... 729 01:17:37,876 --> 01:17:40,140 Have you looked at the bottom of the weights? 730 01:17:40,311 --> 01:17:43,144 - No, I haven't. - Well, isn't that a bit odd? 731 01:17:43,314 --> 01:17:46,078 No, it isn't. I won't be cross-questioned, lieutenant. 732 01:17:46,251 --> 01:17:48,413 You'd better be telling the truth, colonel. 733 01:17:48,587 --> 01:17:51,613 Are you threatening me? If you are, I'll have you court-martialed. 734 01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:55,624 I don't know. I'm here legally. The weights have been tampered with. 735 01:17:56,095 --> 01:17:59,997 - Haven't they? - I suppose so, yes, but... 736 01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:01,656 - Right. - That doesn't mean... 737 01:18:01,834 --> 01:18:04,997 I'll tell you what it means. It means you or Blakeley is responsible. 738 01:18:05,171 --> 01:18:08,437 - You're the only two allowed here. - It wasn't me. I swear to God. 739 01:18:08,608 --> 01:18:10,838 - I only got 1 pound in 10. - You shut up! 740 01:18:11,011 --> 01:18:14,071 Please, sir, don't say anything. They'll tear us to pieces. 741 01:18:14,247 --> 01:18:19,150 - I hope they do, Blakeley. - Listen, Grey, we can sort this out. 742 01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:23,688 Maybe someone has meddled with them, but the amount is insignificant. 743 01:18:23,857 --> 01:18:25,882 Look, Blakeley, wait outside. 744 01:18:26,059 --> 01:18:28,654 Stay where you are, Blakeley. 745 01:18:34,135 --> 01:18:37,332 There's no need for Blakeley to go, is there, sir? 746 01:18:37,939 --> 01:18:41,636 No. Walls don't have ears. 747 01:18:46,647 --> 01:18:49,412 You'll get a pound of rice a week. 748 01:18:49,785 --> 01:18:53,243 - Is that all? - Okay, 2 pounds. 749 01:18:53,488 --> 01:18:56,184 And half a pound of dried fish. 750 01:18:56,558 --> 01:18:58,526 No sugar or eggs? 751 01:18:58,994 --> 01:19:02,327 They both go to the hospital, you know that. 752 01:19:08,337 --> 01:19:10,238 What do you say? 753 01:19:18,081 --> 01:19:20,606 I tell you what I say, colonel. 754 01:19:21,050 --> 01:19:23,746 I'm going to go to Col. Smedley-Taylor... 755 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:27,014 ...and I'm going to tell him what you've just said. 756 01:19:27,190 --> 01:19:31,753 And I'm going to show him this. And if there's a borehole party... 757 01:19:31,929 --> 01:19:36,263 ...and I pray there will be, I'm going to ask to lead it... 758 01:19:36,433 --> 01:19:41,598 ...and I'm personally going to shove you down, but not too fast... 759 01:19:41,772 --> 01:19:46,835 ...because I want to hear you scream for a long, long time before you die. 760 01:19:58,623 --> 01:20:01,183 Oh, my God. 761 01:20:04,396 --> 01:20:09,060 I figure you Australian thieves are the only thieves who can supply in bulk. 762 01:20:09,567 --> 01:20:12,765 L'll tell you what I'm prepared to offer. You supply the cages... 763 01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:15,498 ...and market the produce, we'll cut you in for 50 percent. 764 01:20:15,675 --> 01:20:20,203 - Are you interested? - Yeah, yeah, seems like a proposition. 765 01:20:21,013 --> 01:20:23,106 So we got ourselves a deal, right? 766 01:20:23,282 --> 01:20:26,649 Nothing like dealing with your own kind, is there? 767 01:20:34,161 --> 01:20:38,564 When are you gonna start deliveries? I got to get my organization primed. 768 01:20:38,732 --> 01:20:40,427 Let me see. 769 01:20:41,601 --> 01:20:44,195 - Kurt, what do you think? - Five weeks outside. 770 01:20:44,371 --> 01:20:46,737 They should have some meat on them in a month. 771 01:20:46,907 --> 01:20:51,708 Okay? We figured hind legs only. Ten a week. 772 01:20:51,878 --> 01:20:54,780 You know, make it a real luxury trade. 773 01:20:55,583 --> 01:21:00,577 I gotta mention this. I'm not too keen on selling to any cobbers. 774 01:21:00,755 --> 01:21:04,088 You know, mates. It just don't seem right, does it? 775 01:21:04,258 --> 01:21:06,226 King, you know, he's got a point there. 776 01:21:06,394 --> 01:21:08,794 Yeah, that's right. We can't sell to buddies. 777 01:21:08,963 --> 01:21:11,727 Yeah, well, I figured that one too. 778 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,432 Gentlemen, our policy will be brass only. 779 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:19,404 - Brass only? - Majors and up. 780 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:26,477 Genius. I tell you, he's a genius. 781 01:21:26,949 --> 01:21:33,149 I've seen It. Col. Jones, Quartermaster Sgt. Blakeley... 782 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:38,590 ...and relieved them of their duties as of today. 783 01:21:40,330 --> 01:21:42,161 And now we'll forget the matter. 784 01:21:42,332 --> 01:21:46,666 I say, "we," because you are to forget it with me. 785 01:21:46,836 --> 01:21:51,398 In fact, I'll make it an order. You're to forget it ever happened. 786 01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:55,978 We can't do that, sir. We caught them red-handed, stealing the camp food. 787 01:21:56,147 --> 01:21:58,877 That's your food and mine. They deserve to be topped. 788 01:21:59,049 --> 01:22:01,347 Nevertheless, under the circumstances... 789 01:22:01,519 --> 01:22:04,386 - ...this is the decision I've made. - What circumstances? 790 01:22:04,555 --> 01:22:06,614 You can't let them off Scot-free. You can't. 791 01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:09,225 Don't tell me what I can or cannot do, lieutenant. 792 01:22:09,393 --> 01:22:11,884 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir. 793 01:22:13,297 --> 01:22:15,994 But, sir, those men are thieves. I caught them. 794 01:22:16,168 --> 01:22:19,934 - I repeat, the incident is closed. - By God, it's not closed! 795 01:22:20,105 --> 01:22:23,871 I won't let it be closed. They've been eating while we've been starving. 796 01:22:24,042 --> 01:22:27,569 - I insist that they... - You can't insist on anything. 797 01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:44,059 I intend sending the following to the camp commandant: 798 01:22:46,432 --> 01:22:50,528 "I strongly commend Lt. Robin Grey, Royal Tank Corps... 799 01:22:50,703 --> 01:22:54,298 ...for his work as provost marshal, Changi Prison. 800 01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:58,807 His consistent performance of duty in difficult surroundings... 801 01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:01,948 ...is, beyond question, of the highest order. 802 01:23:05,219 --> 01:23:10,247 I would like to recommend that he be given the acting rank of captain." 803 01:23:15,329 --> 01:23:20,700 You hypocrite. I think you're in with them. 804 01:23:20,969 --> 01:23:23,437 Well, none of you are gonna get away with it. 805 01:23:23,605 --> 01:23:26,836 I can't prove anything against you. I've got proof against the others. 806 01:23:27,008 --> 01:23:31,274 - I've got this weight. - What about the weight, lieutenant? 807 01:23:39,588 --> 01:23:44,753 - I said, what about the weight? - This... This isn't the same. 808 01:23:44,927 --> 01:23:50,490 - This isn't the one I gave you. - You're quite wrong, lieutenant. 809 01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:53,967 It's exactly the same one. 810 01:24:11,354 --> 01:24:14,016 Now, you're a young man, Grey. 811 01:24:15,725 --> 01:24:19,024 I understand you want to stay in the Army when the war's over? 812 01:24:19,195 --> 01:24:20,959 Well, that's good. 813 01:24:21,399 --> 01:24:26,701 The Army can use hardworking, intelligent officers. 814 01:24:27,972 --> 01:24:31,908 I'm sure that I could prevail on the commandant... 815 01:24:32,076 --> 01:24:34,636 ...to add to my recommendation... 816 01:24:34,812 --> 01:24:39,681 ...that you be granted a permanent commission. 817 01:24:44,189 --> 01:24:48,626 You're just overwrought at the moment, understandably so. 818 01:24:50,362 --> 01:24:52,887 These are terrible times, Grey. 819 01:24:54,666 --> 01:24:56,896 Terrible times. 820 01:24:58,737 --> 01:25:02,196 But we must get them into the right perspective. 821 01:25:02,976 --> 01:25:07,675 I consider it imperative that we let this tragic matter drop... 822 01:25:08,848 --> 01:25:11,180 ...for all our sakes. 823 01:25:11,918 --> 01:25:15,649 No good purpose could possibly be served. 824 01:25:17,757 --> 01:25:23,424 I'm sure when you've had a chance to think it over as carefully as I have... 825 01:25:23,597 --> 01:25:26,930 ...you'll appreciate the wisdom of my decision. 826 01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:39,445 Have you any objection to my sending this forward? 827 01:25:45,553 --> 01:25:47,248 Good. 828 01:25:48,657 --> 01:25:51,023 We can take it as read, then. 829 01:25:51,993 --> 01:25:54,655 Your promotion is confirmed. 830 01:25:57,465 --> 01:25:59,433 Good night, captain. 831 01:26:31,034 --> 01:26:34,231 Okay, guys, let's get it onto the truck. Right. 832 01:26:34,404 --> 01:26:39,808 All right, okay, swing it over to you. You'll have to come back this way. 833 01:26:39,976 --> 01:26:41,238 - Hold it! - Hold it! 834 01:26:46,050 --> 01:26:47,608 Roll it! 835 01:26:58,730 --> 01:27:03,064 Don't eat too much rich food. You should live to play the violin again. 836 01:27:03,401 --> 01:27:07,668 You're lucky. No bones broken. 837 01:27:09,475 --> 01:27:13,809 Now, think about something else for a bit. 838 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,072 You got tickets for the play? 839 01:27:16,415 --> 01:27:18,406 It should be a good one. 840 01:27:19,017 --> 01:27:22,953 I helped write, or rather, remember, the last act. 841 01:27:23,322 --> 01:27:27,419 I saw the original production on my honeymoon, believe it or not. 842 01:27:28,361 --> 01:27:30,886 Jessica Tandy, I remember. 843 01:27:31,064 --> 01:27:35,763 She played the character of the young lady living in freedom. 844 01:27:37,237 --> 01:27:39,330 She had a line... 845 01:27:39,639 --> 01:27:42,199 I remember as if it was yesterday. 846 01:27:43,409 --> 01:27:49,280 The young man said to her, "My dear Audrey." 847 01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:54,050 It was his line, not hers. That's right. "My dear Audrey," he said... 848 01:27:54,221 --> 01:27:59,750 ..."you'll get spots on your nose if you drink when it's hot." 849 01:28:01,862 --> 01:28:03,887 I'll never forget that. 850 01:28:04,765 --> 01:28:07,860 Even though I was on my honeymoon... 851 01:28:08,537 --> 01:28:14,533 ...l fell in love with Audrey, young lady living in freedom. 852 01:28:17,946 --> 01:28:21,575 And now our Sean will be playing the role. 853 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:24,241 - What's the matter with you, Stevens? - Nothing, sir. 854 01:28:24,419 --> 01:28:29,915 You're a liar, Stevens. You shave your legs and you're a liar. 855 01:28:30,393 --> 01:28:34,056 But you care. You care. That's what saves you. 856 01:28:34,230 --> 01:28:37,893 - Saves me from what, sir? - Yourself, Stevens, yourself. 857 01:28:38,067 --> 01:28:41,298 I thought you were gonna say, "From a fate worse than death," sir. 858 01:28:41,470 --> 01:28:43,495 There's no such thing. 859 01:29:05,395 --> 01:29:08,023 Did you draw your tickets for the first night? 860 01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:12,831 You know, I never saw a play before I came in here. 861 01:29:13,004 --> 01:29:17,839 Movies, yeah, but never saw a play. 862 01:29:18,009 --> 01:29:21,775 Buster Crabbe. You ever see Buster Crabbe? 863 01:29:21,946 --> 01:29:24,107 Yeah, I think so. 864 01:29:24,382 --> 01:29:29,719 That's the kind of acting I like, boy. Buster Crabbe, Edward G. Robinson. 865 01:29:29,889 --> 01:29:32,915 Those movie guys, boy, they got it made. 866 01:29:41,934 --> 01:29:43,401 You okay? 867 01:29:43,569 --> 01:29:48,973 Yeah, I'm fine. It just aches a bit, that's all. 868 01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:55,573 You know, before this, everybody had it made but me. 869 01:29:55,749 --> 01:29:59,150 Closest I ever got was to read it out of magazines. 870 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:01,718 I used to watch fancy dolls getting out of cars... 871 01:30:01,888 --> 01:30:03,788 ...going in to eat the big dinner... 872 01:30:04,357 --> 01:30:08,453 ...and they were always with pigs. You know, real pigs. 873 01:30:08,628 --> 01:30:11,621 Fat old guys, but they had it made. 874 01:30:11,999 --> 01:30:13,899 Let's go. 875 01:30:15,069 --> 01:30:16,934 L'll see you. 876 01:30:22,543 --> 01:30:25,307 I was saying to the wife, we did the right thing... 877 01:30:25,479 --> 01:30:27,811 - ...having him put down like that. - What? 878 01:30:27,982 --> 01:30:31,419 The wife, she took it very badly, but I was explaining to her... 879 01:30:31,586 --> 01:30:35,522 ...they don't feel anything. The vet just gave him an injection... 880 01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:39,787 ...and he went to sleep. And I held him in my arms all the time. 881 01:30:39,962 --> 01:30:43,921 He didn't feel a thing, just went to sleep. 882 01:31:07,223 --> 01:31:08,815 Pete? 883 01:31:10,126 --> 01:31:12,219 Where you been? I've been looking for you. 884 01:31:12,395 --> 01:31:14,193 What's wrong? 885 01:31:14,431 --> 01:31:18,993 It's all set with Tinker. We're going through with the diamond deal tonight. 886 01:31:19,203 --> 01:31:23,071 - What's wrong? - They're gonna cut my arm off. 887 01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:25,231 I've got gangrene. 888 01:31:47,399 --> 01:31:53,065 Now, look, Pete, understand me, what I'm gonna say. 889 01:31:55,041 --> 01:31:58,704 I'm not playing dirty pool, but you gotta be there tonight. 890 01:31:59,311 --> 01:32:03,179 Pete, listen, I know what I'm saying. This isn't just any deal. 891 01:32:03,349 --> 01:32:06,113 If the war ends, the Japs are gonna massacre every man in camp. 892 01:32:06,285 --> 01:32:09,277 The only chance will be if you have money to buy your way out. 893 01:32:09,455 --> 01:32:11,252 This is going to be our ticket. 894 01:32:11,424 --> 01:32:16,021 - We gotta go through with the deal. - Sod your deal! The war isn't over! 895 01:32:16,196 --> 01:32:18,664 Shut up! Shut up! 896 01:32:19,533 --> 01:32:23,663 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 897 01:32:25,005 --> 01:32:28,668 I'm sorry, Pete, but you've gotta translate for me tonight. 898 01:32:28,842 --> 01:32:31,902 Now, I'll come up with something, I promise you. 899 01:32:32,079 --> 01:32:35,777 We gotta have that dough. You see that, don't you? 900 01:32:35,950 --> 01:32:38,612 Either way, it's just you and me. 901 01:32:39,353 --> 01:32:42,516 I will come up with something, I promise you. 902 01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:46,559 Now come on. 903 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,189 Come on. 904 01:32:52,033 --> 01:32:54,433 Never been licked yet, have I? 905 01:33:04,580 --> 01:33:07,640 - You okay? Can you hold on? - Yeah. 906 01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:12,849 Keep your eyes peeled down there. 907 01:33:13,021 --> 01:33:15,387 L'll call you when I want you. 908 01:33:30,673 --> 01:33:32,197 - He's got money. - Count it. 909 01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:36,744 30,000, five in Straits dollars at 8 to 1. I'll be right back with the goods. 910 01:33:52,563 --> 01:33:55,999 - It's all there. - Right. Show him the diamond. 911 01:34:04,643 --> 01:34:06,668 It's Grey! It's Grey! 912 01:34:07,479 --> 01:34:09,276 Stay where you are! 913 01:34:18,356 --> 01:34:20,086 Head them off! 914 01:34:32,872 --> 01:34:37,741 Right down there. See them anywhere down there? 915 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:41,809 There they are! 916 01:34:42,482 --> 01:34:44,973 They're this way. Come here! This way! 917 01:34:49,957 --> 01:34:51,652 This way. 918 01:35:04,172 --> 01:35:06,436 Double back! Double back! 919 01:35:23,525 --> 01:35:25,618 There's one chance. 920 01:35:27,162 --> 01:35:29,062 You go through the wire. I'll cover for you. 921 01:35:29,231 --> 01:35:31,825 - L'll never make it. - Yes, you will. 922 01:35:32,134 --> 01:35:34,193 When you get through... 923 01:35:34,970 --> 01:35:39,236 ...bury the dough and then come back through the same place. 924 01:35:39,408 --> 01:35:42,867 - L'll cover for you. Now, damn it, go! - Never make it. 925 01:35:43,046 --> 01:35:44,946 Yes, you will. 926 01:35:46,283 --> 01:35:48,717 You save the dough, and I'll save your arm. 927 01:35:48,885 --> 01:35:53,845 - What? - Yes. You heard me. Now go, go! 928 01:35:55,191 --> 01:35:57,853 How can you...? How can you...? 929 01:36:18,849 --> 01:36:22,250 You, corporal! Stand where you are. 930 01:36:33,865 --> 01:36:35,696 - Search him. - All right. 931 01:36:35,867 --> 01:36:37,801 What is this? 932 01:36:46,746 --> 01:36:50,273 - Nothing on him, sir. - Where's Marlowe? 933 01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:53,719 - I've no idea, sir. - Where's the money? 934 01:36:53,886 --> 01:36:56,912 - What money, sir? - Money from the sale of the diamond. 935 01:36:57,357 --> 01:36:58,824 What diamond, sir? 936 01:36:59,992 --> 01:37:03,553 All right. All right, corporal. 937 01:37:04,264 --> 01:37:08,758 The war will be over one day, and then you'll get yours. 938 01:37:09,002 --> 01:37:11,903 All right, sir. I believe you. 939 01:37:12,506 --> 01:37:14,497 But until then... 940 01:37:28,923 --> 01:37:33,485 Pete's over the wire, behind hut 14. Make sure he gets back safe. 941 01:37:50,913 --> 01:37:54,576 - You wanted to see me, sport? - Yeah. I want some drugs. 942 01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:57,617 Antitoxin. A bottle of it. And some sulfonamide powder. 943 01:37:57,787 --> 01:38:01,655 - That's a bit strong, mate. - Look, I'll level with you. It's for Pete. 944 01:38:01,824 --> 01:38:05,453 If I don't get it, they're gonna cut his arm off. He's got gangrene. 945 01:38:06,830 --> 01:38:11,358 So, what's it cost to save an arm? 946 01:38:11,635 --> 01:38:15,503 For a cobber, I'll do it for 400. That's a special rate. 947 01:38:16,940 --> 01:38:20,137 - Okay, you got a deal. - It takes three days. 948 01:38:20,510 --> 01:38:25,209 - No, sir, buddy, I gotta have it tonight. - It's gonna cost you another 400. 949 01:38:25,382 --> 01:38:28,352 Okay. Okay, you win. 950 01:38:28,519 --> 01:38:31,010 But you get it here tonight, do you hear me? 951 01:38:47,071 --> 01:38:49,734 Oh, Pete, you gonna make up a fourth? 952 01:38:49,908 --> 01:38:52,206 We've saved a place for you. 953 01:39:03,555 --> 01:39:06,183 We dealt already, but there's no fiddle. 954 01:39:09,996 --> 01:39:12,226 How are you, Peter? 955 01:39:15,001 --> 01:39:17,196 My word, the news is very good, isn't it? 956 01:39:17,670 --> 01:39:21,436 Well, who dealt this lot? You did, McCoy. You did. 957 01:39:22,342 --> 01:39:27,370 Won't be long now. Oh, no. Now, what have we got here? 958 01:39:27,747 --> 01:39:30,182 Two spades, I think, if it's me. Is it me? 959 01:39:30,351 --> 01:39:33,946 As a matter of fact, it isn't. Pass. 960 01:39:38,459 --> 01:39:42,327 - Pete? - What? Oh, three diamonds. 961 01:39:42,930 --> 01:39:44,693 Pass. 962 01:39:44,865 --> 01:39:48,892 - Three spades, I think. - Pass. 963 01:39:50,906 --> 01:39:53,204 - Pass. - Pass? 964 01:39:53,375 --> 01:39:56,242 - Pass? - You should have more faith, Peter. 965 01:39:56,411 --> 01:39:58,606 - Still, I'll do my best. - You'll do what? 966 01:39:58,780 --> 01:40:02,272 - L'll have a go, as they say. - No, what did you say? Faith? 967 01:40:02,450 --> 01:40:07,285 Do what? Don't give me faith. Don't give me that old line of bull... 968 01:40:07,455 --> 01:40:10,016 ...vicar, padre, whatever you like to call yourself. 969 01:40:10,293 --> 01:40:12,625 You know what you can do with your faith? Work it! 970 01:40:12,795 --> 01:40:14,592 - All right. - Don't say, "all right." 971 01:40:14,764 --> 01:40:17,164 He knows what I'm talking about, don't you, Father? 972 01:40:17,333 --> 01:40:19,324 - Pete, look... - Oh, shut up. 973 01:40:19,502 --> 01:40:25,463 I like to talk about it, about God and faith and mercy and all the other stuff. 974 01:40:25,641 --> 01:40:30,010 What can God do about anything? And really do, I mean! 975 01:40:31,748 --> 01:40:35,684 - He can heal. - He can what? Heal? 976 01:40:35,852 --> 01:40:38,753 Did you say, "heal"? It's a good job he's done here, isn't it? 977 01:40:38,922 --> 01:40:42,483 This is one of his major successes. I suppose dying of dysentery... 978 01:40:42,659 --> 01:40:46,686 ...and blindness doesn't matter. He couldn't be bothered about that. 979 01:40:46,863 --> 01:40:50,663 Do you know what I think? Oh, I think God's a maniac. 980 01:40:50,834 --> 01:40:53,531 A vicious, sadistic maniac! 981 01:40:53,705 --> 01:40:57,903 You can take your God, vicar, and his precious faith. 982 01:40:58,176 --> 01:41:01,407 They're both a stinking, dirty joke. 983 01:41:18,864 --> 01:41:21,492 - Where's the nurse? - Stevens couldn't get here tonight. 984 01:41:21,667 --> 01:41:24,101 - I'm gonna give him the first one. - Know how? 985 01:41:24,269 --> 01:41:26,533 Of course I know how. You got water boiling? 986 01:41:26,705 --> 01:41:29,435 - Yeah, right here. - You better know how to do it. 987 01:41:30,542 --> 01:41:33,171 Here, pour a drop in there, will you, mate? 988 01:41:39,119 --> 01:41:40,916 Keep the rest on the boil. 989 01:42:07,748 --> 01:42:10,239 I gotta give him a shot of morphine first. 990 01:42:10,418 --> 01:42:13,946 And then I gotta clean the wound up the best I can. 991 01:42:39,949 --> 01:42:42,440 Hey, give us some more light, will you? Quick. 992 01:42:49,559 --> 01:42:51,083 Yeah, that's that. 993 01:42:51,260 --> 01:42:54,457 Sterilize that again, will you? Fill it up from this bottle. 994 01:42:54,630 --> 01:42:57,099 Let's get around there, all right, mate. 995 01:42:57,267 --> 01:42:59,394 There we are. 996 01:43:00,804 --> 01:43:04,399 Get this bloody bandage off, that's all. 997 01:43:15,185 --> 01:43:18,383 Grip up. It could be too late. 998 01:43:24,195 --> 01:43:26,129 Get rid of them. Bury them. 999 01:43:26,297 --> 01:43:28,060 Tex. 1000 01:44:01,935 --> 01:44:03,459 You've gotta watch this... 1001 01:44:03,637 --> 01:44:06,470 ...because if Stevens don't come, you'll have to do it. 1002 01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:11,202 Now, the injection's gotta be intravenous. First you find the vein. 1003 01:44:11,378 --> 01:44:16,008 You see, there it is there. Now you stick the needle in... 1004 01:44:16,183 --> 01:44:20,814 ...and pull the plunger back until you draw a bit of blood back in the syringe. 1005 01:44:20,988 --> 01:44:24,822 See, like that. That way you're sure you've got the vein. 1006 01:44:24,992 --> 01:44:29,122 Now, when you are sure, you squirt the antitoxin in. 1007 01:44:29,597 --> 01:44:33,761 But nice and slowly, mate. Easy does it. 1008 01:44:34,035 --> 01:44:39,269 Until it's all gone. There. 1009 01:44:39,441 --> 01:44:42,638 That's gotta be done every six hours till the stuff's used up. 1010 01:44:42,811 --> 01:44:45,746 If you miss once, you might as well not have started. 1011 01:44:45,914 --> 01:44:49,406 - How long will he be out? - Oh, a couple of hours, I reckon. 1012 01:44:50,118 --> 01:44:52,348 Well, we might as well settle up now. 1013 01:44:52,521 --> 01:44:54,751 We settle up when the diamond deal goes through. 1014 01:44:54,923 --> 01:44:57,756 No, sport. I deliver, I get paid. The diamond deal... 1015 01:44:57,926 --> 01:45:00,725 - ...has nothing to do with it. - There's no harm waiting. 1016 01:45:00,897 --> 01:45:04,264 L'll tell you the bleeding harm, mate. If I can't get... 1017 01:45:04,434 --> 01:45:08,768 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't tell me you haven't got it. 1018 01:45:08,938 --> 01:45:13,398 Oh, I got it. I got it. I just don't know where it is. 1019 01:45:13,576 --> 01:45:16,409 He's the only one knows where it is. 1020 01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:21,684 Well, there's a fair old bundle riding on his chances, ain't there? 1021 01:45:22,019 --> 01:45:27,218 We'll be in touch, sooner or later. Good night, sport. 1022 01:46:05,531 --> 01:46:07,362 Have I been to get it? 1023 01:46:08,901 --> 01:46:14,669 - Don't worry about it. - Have I been to get the money? 1024 01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:20,039 No, not yet. No sweat. As soon as you get better. 1025 01:46:20,212 --> 01:46:22,408 You still got this. 1026 01:46:24,084 --> 01:46:26,985 I got the stuff for you like I promised. 1027 01:46:27,354 --> 01:46:30,755 You had the first shot. That's why you've been out so long. 1028 01:46:37,130 --> 01:46:39,496 You know there's nothing I can say. 1029 01:46:41,168 --> 01:46:45,469 Well, you could say I'm a genius. You could say that. 1030 01:49:01,081 --> 01:49:04,812 It's better. And I got your money. 1031 01:49:06,120 --> 01:49:08,282 You sod! 1032 01:49:08,623 --> 01:49:14,289 You sod. We did it. We did it! We did it! 1033 01:49:14,462 --> 01:49:18,489 Come on, tell me, am I the King? Am I the King? 1034 01:49:48,565 --> 01:49:50,795 - Can you smell cooking? - Yes, sir. 1035 01:49:50,967 --> 01:49:55,802 I've been smelling it all morning, on and off. It seems to be all over. 1036 01:50:13,991 --> 01:50:16,619 I have to hand it to you... 1037 01:50:16,794 --> 01:50:20,457 ...delicious, absolutely delicious. 1038 01:50:23,834 --> 01:50:28,066 A little stringy, perhaps, but nevertheless delicious. 1039 01:50:28,239 --> 01:50:31,266 Yes, just splendid, just splendid. 1040 01:50:33,912 --> 01:50:35,573 Just splendid. 1041 01:50:36,215 --> 01:50:38,046 Yes, well... 1042 01:50:38,917 --> 01:50:42,648 ...l wouldn't say no to a second helping. 1043 01:50:45,457 --> 01:50:48,756 Any chance you getting any more? 1044 01:50:49,194 --> 01:50:54,189 Could be. I do have a certain amount of influence. 1045 01:52:30,300 --> 01:52:33,463 - Sir? - Nothing yet. 1046 01:52:33,638 --> 01:52:35,538 The commandant's still arguing with them. 1047 01:52:35,707 --> 01:52:37,902 What gets me is, there are no reprisals. 1048 01:52:38,076 --> 01:52:40,670 When they find a radio, you know there's trouble. 1049 01:52:40,845 --> 01:52:43,712 Can't remember anything different that happened that night? 1050 01:52:43,881 --> 01:52:45,576 No, it happened too quickly. 1051 01:52:45,750 --> 01:52:49,846 When I woke up, they were being marched out. I didn't talk to them. 1052 01:52:50,021 --> 01:52:52,785 Well, as far as we know, they're still in there. 1053 01:53:15,315 --> 01:53:18,716 - They want to see us, George. - Any idea what's happening, sir? 1054 01:53:18,885 --> 01:53:23,879 No, I haven't learned anything. All very polite. But... 1055 01:53:24,624 --> 01:53:28,822 Unless they're planning to make an example. 1056 01:53:28,995 --> 01:53:32,988 They're usually over-polite when it comes to ceremonial death. 1057 01:53:33,833 --> 01:53:37,770 - Well, we'd better find out, hadn't we? - All of us, sir? 1058 01:53:37,938 --> 01:53:41,271 Yes, they asked for all senior officers. 1059 01:54:45,108 --> 01:54:49,204 We, the emperor, have ordered the Imperial Government to notify... 1060 01:54:49,379 --> 01:54:53,213 ...the United States, Great Britain, China and the Soviet Union... 1061 01:54:53,383 --> 01:54:56,045 ...that we accept their joint declaration. 1062 01:54:57,955 --> 01:55:00,948 The enemy has made use of an inhuman bomb... 1063 01:55:01,125 --> 01:55:06,153 ...and is subjecting innocent people to grievous wounds and massacre. 1064 01:55:07,499 --> 01:55:12,527 To continue the war would not only lead to the annihilation of our nature... 1065 01:55:12,704 --> 01:55:17,368 ...but the destruction of human civilization as well. 1066 01:55:17,542 --> 01:55:23,004 How could we protect our innumerable subjects, who are like newborns for us? 1067 01:55:23,516 --> 01:55:28,954 How could we ask forgiveness of the divine spirits of our imperial ancestors? 1068 01:55:29,121 --> 01:55:33,524 When our thoughts dwell on those, our subjects, who died in battle... 1069 01:55:33,692 --> 01:55:36,286 ...and those who perished by premature death... 1070 01:55:36,462 --> 01:55:41,696 ...and on the families they left behind them, we feel profoundly upset. 1071 01:55:41,868 --> 01:55:46,032 It is our desire to initiate an era of peace for future generations... 1072 01:55:46,206 --> 01:55:51,473 ...by tolerating the intolerable and enduring the unendurable... 1073 01:55:51,645 --> 01:55:53,977 ...remembering our heavy responsibilities... 1074 01:55:54,147 --> 01:55:56,707 ...and the length of road yet to be covered... 1075 01:55:56,883 --> 01:56:01,651 ...and concentrating all our strengths on the construction of the future... 1076 01:56:01,822 --> 01:56:05,986 ...animated by deep morality and firm honesty. 1077 01:56:09,864 --> 01:56:13,197 We swear to hold the flower of our national policies high... 1078 01:56:13,367 --> 01:56:18,304 ...resolved not to remain backward in the general progress of the world. 1079 01:56:18,472 --> 01:56:24,708 We ask you, our subjects, to be in the incarnation of our will. 1080 01:56:27,849 --> 01:56:29,612 Am I to take it that... 1081 01:56:32,387 --> 01:56:34,378 ...the war is over? 1082 01:56:45,501 --> 01:56:48,163 Yes, the war is over. 1083 01:56:55,411 --> 01:56:57,208 The war's over! 1084 01:57:27,178 --> 01:57:31,342 We made it! We made it! 1085 01:57:39,324 --> 01:57:40,951 It don't make sense. 1086 01:57:41,159 --> 01:57:41,226 It just don't make sense. 1087 01:57:41,227 --> 01:57:43,627 It just don't make sense. 1088 01:57:43,996 --> 01:57:45,327 Hey, Max. 1089 01:57:46,032 --> 01:57:48,592 Want to make us all some victory coffee? 1090 01:57:49,535 --> 01:57:52,368 - What about my rats? - What? 1091 01:57:52,538 --> 01:57:55,507 Who's gonna take care of my rats after I've gone? 1092 01:57:55,675 --> 01:57:58,610 - You haven't gone yet. - What about them? 1093 01:57:58,778 --> 01:58:03,112 You don't realize they've been born in captivity. 1094 01:58:03,282 --> 01:58:05,513 They don't know no different. 1095 01:58:06,687 --> 01:58:09,918 Well, open up their cages. They'll soon learn. 1096 01:58:10,090 --> 01:58:12,615 - Huh, Max? - Yeah. 1097 01:58:17,798 --> 01:58:18,958 I wonder... 1098 01:58:21,168 --> 01:58:23,932 I guess there's been some big changes back home. 1099 01:58:24,604 --> 01:58:28,097 I bet there's been some big changes back home, huh, Pop? 1100 01:58:42,690 --> 01:58:44,055 You make it. 1101 01:58:46,028 --> 01:58:48,588 What are you doing? Look at my shoes! 1102 01:58:48,764 --> 01:58:51,733 Make me a fresh cup of coffee, corporal. 1103 01:58:52,434 --> 01:58:55,164 Get out before I put my foot through your face. 1104 01:58:55,337 --> 01:58:58,898 Oh, you do that. You just do that. I'll bust you. 1105 01:58:59,074 --> 01:59:01,702 Don't forget, I got the rank. 1106 01:59:01,877 --> 01:59:04,675 I am a top sergeant. 1107 01:59:05,848 --> 01:59:08,943 Top sergeant. I can have you court-martialed. 1108 01:59:09,786 --> 01:59:13,244 - Tex, get that pot. - Listen, listen! 1109 01:59:13,423 --> 01:59:15,323 What do you want? Money? 1110 01:59:15,492 --> 01:59:17,687 I got money. Good Jap money. 1111 01:59:17,861 --> 01:59:20,762 Here, 90 bucks. Enough for one cup of coffee. 1112 01:59:22,465 --> 01:59:25,298 You make it. You make it, corporal. 1113 01:59:25,468 --> 01:59:28,267 - Tex, get that pot. - Stay where you are! 1114 01:59:28,439 --> 01:59:29,963 Stay where you are. Stay. 1115 01:59:30,174 --> 01:59:34,406 As of now, I assume full military command of this hut! 1116 01:59:34,578 --> 01:59:39,277 Under the authority invested in me, this hut is now under full military...! 1117 01:59:41,886 --> 01:59:45,049 L'll kill you! 1118 01:59:56,134 --> 01:59:57,761 No! What are you doing? 1119 01:59:57,936 --> 02:00:01,633 What are you...? What are you...? What are you doing? 1120 02:00:31,405 --> 02:00:34,670 I wondered where you were. I missed you at the play. 1121 02:00:34,842 --> 02:00:36,309 What do you want? 1122 02:00:37,845 --> 02:00:38,845 Sir? 1123 02:00:39,413 --> 02:00:41,472 I just wanted to see you. 1124 02:00:43,116 --> 02:00:44,743 Well, you've seen me. 1125 02:01:46,683 --> 02:01:49,743 All right, soldier, salute me. 1126 02:01:50,687 --> 02:01:52,485 I said, salute. 1127 02:01:56,694 --> 02:01:58,594 Salute me, you bastard. 1128 02:02:11,208 --> 02:02:14,406 Now get in that bloody guardhouse and stay there. 1129 02:02:15,414 --> 02:02:18,474 Good. The next time I say salute, salute! 1130 02:02:21,119 --> 02:02:22,313 And you. 1131 02:02:42,842 --> 02:02:43,968 Hello. 1132 02:02:44,143 --> 02:02:46,475 I'm Weaver, paratroop corps. 1133 02:02:46,646 --> 02:02:49,911 Can you tell me or show me who's in command here? 1134 02:02:51,551 --> 02:02:55,511 You are British, aren't you? There's no need to be afraid of me. 1135 02:02:55,689 --> 02:02:58,453 I was passing bricks back there myself. 1136 02:02:58,625 --> 02:03:03,187 I couldn't think what to say to them. I just kept repeating myself. 1137 02:03:03,731 --> 02:03:05,722 You are British, aren't you? 1138 02:03:08,402 --> 02:03:12,566 Well, the war's over, you see. I've been sent on ahead. 1139 02:03:12,740 --> 02:03:14,231 To look after you. 1140 02:03:17,145 --> 02:03:18,612 Smoke? 1141 02:03:19,647 --> 02:03:22,377 They're the real stuff. From home. 1142 02:03:22,550 --> 02:03:25,314 Players for you, remember? 1143 02:03:27,689 --> 02:03:29,213 What's the matter? 1144 02:03:38,701 --> 02:03:40,259 What's the matter? 1145 02:03:40,436 --> 02:03:42,631 The war is over. 1146 02:04:21,512 --> 02:04:23,673 Welcome to Changi, sir. 1147 02:04:24,782 --> 02:04:27,580 Thank God somebody here is normal. 1148 02:04:27,752 --> 02:04:30,949 I'm Capt. Weaver. I've been sent to look after the camp... 1149 02:04:31,122 --> 02:04:35,081 ...until the main lot arrives, which could be any moment now. 1150 02:04:36,194 --> 02:04:39,756 I began to wonder if there was something wrong with me. 1151 02:04:40,833 --> 02:04:45,395 Most of them are in a state of shock, sir. It's been a long time. 1152 02:04:45,571 --> 02:04:48,062 Yes, I suppose it has. 1153 02:04:48,941 --> 02:04:53,776 - You're not British, are you? - No, I'm American, sir. Cpl. King. 1154 02:04:54,880 --> 02:04:57,782 There are a few of us colonials scattered around. 1155 02:04:58,485 --> 02:05:02,012 Maj. Brough is our officer. Maybe you'd like to meet him. 1156 02:05:02,188 --> 02:05:04,588 Yes. Yes, of course. 1157 02:05:06,159 --> 02:05:08,593 Who are those poor sorts, corporal? 1158 02:05:08,995 --> 02:05:11,623 Just some of the guys. Officers. 1159 02:05:13,433 --> 02:05:15,765 - Officers? - Yeah. 1160 02:05:16,369 --> 02:05:20,500 These are officers' huts. The enlisted men are inside the wall. 1161 02:05:23,043 --> 02:05:25,068 - Are they all like that? - Sir? 1162 02:05:25,246 --> 02:05:27,874 Do they all look like that? 1163 02:05:35,923 --> 02:05:39,223 - Then why are you so different? - Sir? 1164 02:05:39,394 --> 02:05:41,453 Why are you so different? 1165 02:05:42,697 --> 02:05:46,030 - How do you mean, sir? - Why are you dressed properly... 1166 02:05:46,201 --> 02:05:47,668 ...and they're in rags? 1167 02:05:48,870 --> 02:05:52,067 No harm in looking after your clothes, is there? 1168 02:05:52,240 --> 02:05:54,765 You're in good shape too, aren't you? 1169 02:05:55,443 --> 02:05:57,934 I've been keeping on the ball, sir. 1170 02:05:58,280 --> 02:06:04,277 - No harm in that either, is there, sir? - No. No harm at all. 1171 02:06:04,453 --> 02:06:10,016 - Where's the commandant's quarters? - Over there, sir. The end bungalow. 1172 02:06:10,193 --> 02:06:11,626 Right. 1173 02:06:12,695 --> 02:06:14,720 I won't forget you, corporal. 1174 02:06:14,897 --> 02:06:18,560 L'll certainly see Maj. Brough at the earliest opportunity. 1175 02:06:18,734 --> 02:06:22,330 - What do you mean by that, sir? - Figure it out, corporal. 1176 02:06:31,081 --> 02:06:35,142 I wish I had your nerve, Fortnum. I couldn't talk to him. 1177 02:06:35,319 --> 02:06:37,378 I ran away. We all did. 1178 02:06:37,621 --> 02:06:41,854 He was so real. It was too real. 1179 02:06:42,026 --> 02:06:46,019 God, it's mad, isn't it? It's over, and we've survived. 1180 02:06:46,197 --> 02:06:48,290 But it's still all mad. 1181 02:06:48,566 --> 02:06:50,431 What did he say to you? 1182 02:06:52,170 --> 02:06:56,698 He just asked me a few things. 1183 02:06:57,141 --> 02:06:59,837 What did he say? Did he tell you anything? 1184 02:07:01,280 --> 02:07:03,771 Nothing I didn't already know. 1185 02:07:04,416 --> 02:07:07,715 Hey, it's over, isn't it? It's not a mistake? 1186 02:07:07,886 --> 02:07:10,912 No. Forget it. You've got the luck now. 1187 02:07:11,123 --> 02:07:14,650 Forget it? Hey, listen, I'm talking to you. 1188 02:07:14,827 --> 02:07:17,295 You called me "sir" last night. 1189 02:07:17,463 --> 02:07:20,057 That's the second time you've walked away. 1190 02:07:20,232 --> 02:07:24,135 The war's the only thing that's changed. We're just the same. 1191 02:07:27,073 --> 02:07:31,407 Look, people don't change, because... 1192 02:07:31,578 --> 02:07:33,876 When the all clear sounds, do they? 1193 02:07:35,081 --> 02:07:36,878 I haven't changed. 1194 02:07:37,617 --> 02:07:41,986 I'm not ashamed because you're my friend. We survived it. 1195 02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,817 You and me. 1196 02:07:44,859 --> 02:07:49,819 Don't you remember what we had? I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. 1197 02:07:51,065 --> 02:07:52,828 Don't you remember that? 1198 02:07:56,437 --> 02:08:00,635 You worked for me a couple times. I paid you for it. That's all we had. 1199 02:08:02,009 --> 02:08:03,341 Fortnum. 1200 02:08:06,114 --> 02:08:09,606 Fortnum, friendship isn't a matter of a 10 percent. 1201 02:08:11,253 --> 02:08:14,848 Don't ask me to forget it all now. 1202 02:08:15,023 --> 02:08:18,459 Please, not that, otherwise what's it all been in aid of? 1203 02:08:18,627 --> 02:08:20,618 I'm not different. 1204 02:08:28,371 --> 02:08:30,464 But that's just you. 1205 02:08:30,640 --> 02:08:33,234 Mate. One at a time. 1206 02:08:33,409 --> 02:08:35,036 One friend. 1207 02:08:35,211 --> 02:08:37,372 That's good enough for anybody. 1208 02:08:37,647 --> 02:08:39,478 It's just a start. 1209 02:10:59,629 --> 02:11:02,621 - It's empty. Where have they gone? - What? 1210 02:11:02,799 --> 02:11:05,893 Where have they gone? Are you deaf or something? 1211 02:11:06,069 --> 02:11:10,439 - Where's who gone? - King. The Americans! 1212 02:11:10,608 --> 02:11:12,667 Oh, the Yanks. 1213 02:11:12,843 --> 02:11:16,142 They're moving out. They should be on their way now. 1214 02:11:32,631 --> 02:11:34,929 Come on, men, get in the trucks. 1215 02:11:35,100 --> 02:11:36,829 Let's go, boys. 1216 02:11:41,940 --> 02:11:43,464 Let's go, boys. 1217 02:11:45,110 --> 02:11:49,376 Come on, boys, we've got a plane to catch. Let's go, boys. 1218 02:12:06,032 --> 02:12:08,728 Get your butt in the truck, corporal. 1219 02:12:32,460 --> 02:12:34,325 Yankee, go home! 1220 02:12:50,545 --> 02:12:52,605 That was worth waiting for. 1221 02:12:52,781 --> 02:12:56,080 Seeing him cut down to size like that. 1222 02:12:57,252 --> 02:12:59,413 It's our turn now, Marlowe. 1223 02:12:59,855 --> 02:13:02,153 We're getting even back home too. 1224 02:13:02,224 --> 02:13:05,216 Our vote slung old Churchill and his mob out. 1225 02:13:05,394 --> 02:13:09,330 You people haven't got the world by the shorts any longer. 1226 02:13:09,498 --> 02:13:11,432 It's our turn now. 1227 02:13:12,301 --> 02:13:16,864 Still, you can always feel proud you were his friend, I suppose. 1228 02:13:17,741 --> 02:13:22,576 It wouldn't occur to you that you're alive because of what he gave you. 1229 02:13:22,746 --> 02:13:26,773 I never took anything from him. He never gave me anything. 1230 02:13:27,717 --> 02:13:32,154 Only hate, Grey. Only hate. 101498

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