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[Frank] Now nobody's saying the
Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us,
to me, Frank Gallagher,
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and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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'cause every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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[all gasp]
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[Frank] They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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-[Carl] Run! Run for it!
-[Lip] Quick! Leg it!
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[Frank] Fiona, who's a massive help.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is
why nobody calls him Philip anymore.
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Ian, a lot like his mam,
'which is handy for the others
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'cause she's disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl, we daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
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One, it stands on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
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-Two, nits love 'im.
-[screams]
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[Frank] Debbie, sent by God.
Total angel.
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You've to check your change, but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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Plus Liam! [chuckles]
Gonna be a star.
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Once we've got the fits under control.
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-[screams]
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[Frank] Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.
The truth is out there. Not.
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Fantastic neighbours,
Kev and Veronica.
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Lend you anything. Well, not anything.
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But all of them, to a man,
know, first and foremost,
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one of the most vital necessities
in this life
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is they know how
to throw a party!
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[laughing] Scatter!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Fiona] When I was little,
my mum used to say,
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"Keep your eyes open, Fiona.
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Things aren't always
as they seem."
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Which bugged me,
'cause I thought,
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"What about when you're asleep?"
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It's only now I know what she meant.
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That it's the things
you think you know best
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that have the power
to surprise you most.
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[machine whirring]
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[Veronica] Fiona.
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-Just nipped out for essentials.
-[whistles] Nice outfit!
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I know.
Started on the spare room again.
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Going to be a big job though, Fiona.
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You're telling me.
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Mm, I reckon, it'll take a few coats
to get rid of that purple.
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Have you noticed
anything unusual?
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-Like what?
-On the estate.
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Everywhere you turn,
it's like people have started...
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[indistinct chatter]
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Down.
I want that in the corner here.
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[Carol speaking indistinctly]
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-...gardening.
-[man] Come on.
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Carol? What's going on?
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My way of contributing
to say thank you to Fiona.
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And if we happen to win
that competition,
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so much the better!
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-Come on.
-[Veronica] We can help.
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[Fiona] Uh, what competition?
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-Didn't you see the letter?
-[Fiona] What letter?
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From the council. I left it on the table.
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New initiative so tenants
show respect for their houses.
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Yeah, there's a year's free rent for the
house with the best-kept exterior.
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A year's free rent? You're joking!
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Why didn't someone tell me?
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Don't you get post at your house?
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Shit.
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Shit. Shit.
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[Lip] Anyway, you don't stand a chance
with that shit heap of yours, do ya?
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If anybody is winning that prize,
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-it's us. [laughs]
-[Carl] Yeah!
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[all hooting]
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It'll look lovely
when it's all arranged, Fiona.
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-[door closes]
-That's very kind of you, Carol.
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Just in time for my birthday.
I'm thinking summer barbecue.
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Come on, forward, forward.
Keep goin'.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Here, Ian, eat this!
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[Carol cheering]
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[indistinct chatter continues]
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[Carol] Come on.
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How much longer can we string
this decoration out?
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Hey, I reckon
we should do orange next.
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Tell them it'll remind Marty of fire.
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Going to win though, aren't they?
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No one else will make that sort of effort.
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-[Kevin] So?
-So?
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Thanks to my mother
helping next door,
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theirs looks really good, while ours
looks like Steptoe's bleeding yard.
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Oh, no. I am not gardening, V.
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If that's where this is leading.
Not for some poxy competition.
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[groans] Kev, it's for a year's free rent.
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Which is why I'm going to work.
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[shouts] And you can get
them bleeding bikes fixed!
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[Fiona] Whoo! [chuckles]
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[laughs, moans]
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[both laugh]
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[knocking on door]
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-[Carol] Steve.
-[Fiona gasps]
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-[Carol] Steve, I need a favour
-[Steve muffled]
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-[knocking continues]
-[Carol] Steve? Are you there?
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A lady doesn't tell her age.
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You're as old as the man you feel.
[chuckles]
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-Hey! Cheeky bugger!
-[Fiona clearing throat]
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[chuckles] Day after tomorrow,
you know where we are.
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Dress to impress. [chuckles]
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Did you shout earlier, Carol?
We were having a lie down.
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Borrowed Steve's mobile.
Mine's as flat as a pancake.
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-[phone beeping]
-Oh, Kerry Anne, who the...
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Oh, it's not my phone.
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[Veronica] Could be a mistake.
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I once got one asking
if the gecko was still for sale.
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"See you tomorrow, can't wait,"
four fucking kisses?
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He's met someone else.
Who the fuck is Kerry Anne?
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You could always ring her.
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And say what?
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[sighs] Trust my mum
to go sticking her nose in.
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Veronica, if it's the truth,
I'd rather know.
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[gasps] Fiona, wait!
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You can't go charging in there,
all guns blazing.
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-Why not?
-Because you're angry.
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Whatever he says, you'll only hear guilt.
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That proves nothing.
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I mean,
Steve's not the affair type.
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But it tells you one thing,
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he's meant to be meeting her
tomorrow night.
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So then you'll find out
whether he's lying.
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-[indistinct chatter outside]
-Yeah.
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[indistinct gardening show on TV]
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-All right, fellas?
-[Tommy exhales]
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-How's it going?
-Shite
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Fucking council.
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Might as well take the shirt off me back.
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Getting people to do their own gardens.
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That is a conspiracy, Kev.
They're trying to force us out.
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[chatter continues over TV]
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Hey, Tommy,
you know what they say.
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Don't get mad, get even.
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You still got that big truck?
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[Tommy] Huh.
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-Right, let's get started.
-[Tommy] Let's go.
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-[water rushing]
-[indistinct chatter]
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You like it?
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What the--
[chuckles] How did you--
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Well, remember the council
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wasting all that money
on the Diana memorial garden?
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-[chuckles]
-[laughs] No.
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But it's what she would have wanted.
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[laughs, cheers] We're gonna win!
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We're gonna win!
I love you! [laughs] I love you!
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-Uh, how has this happened?
-Mm, just appeared overnight.
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Must be God, looking out for us.
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Yeah, God and his two mates,
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-Tommy and Phil.
-You nicked it?
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[chuckles] Best 50 quid
I ever spent, Fi.
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-You've done this out of spite!
-It's our garden.
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-We'll do what we like!
-She's always been like this,
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ever since she was a little girl.
Always has to go one better.
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What is your problem?
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Why can't you be pleased for me?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hang on a minute. Hang on.
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Calm down. [stammers]
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Both gardens look better than they did.
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[chuckles] Yeah, but ours
is a bit shit in comparison.
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A year's free rent coming our way.
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-Mm.
-[Lip chuckles]
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Me own daughter turns against me.
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[both laugh]
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Taxi will be here any minute.
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I still don't understand
why the twins can't go with you.
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Frank, she's in a hospice.
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Yeah, but do they not have a crèche?
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[babies cooing]
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Just a couple of days, you'll manage.
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I'm worried about you.
You know,
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it's not good for mothers
to be apart from their nippers,
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you know, it plays havoc
with the hormones.
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Everything's here.
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I've colour-coded the piles.
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Morning's green,
afternoon's amber,
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evening's red,
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well, puce.
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It's like a traffic light in reverse.
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Here's a list of what everything does.
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Yeah, I've brought up
six of my own, you know.
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What about grub?
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Six draughts of milk in the fridge.
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-Baby rice in the cupboard.
-I meant for me!
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Nothing can go wrong.
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Anything else?
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[sighs] Bye.
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[sighs] Here's to Alzheimer's.
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World of your own,
and revenge on your kids.
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[babies crying]
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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-♪ Singin' in the rain ♪
-♪ Singin' in the rain ♪
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-♪ Just sing... ♪ [chuckles]
-♪ Just singin' in the rain ♪
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-[Veronica mumbles, laughs]
-[dog barking]
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-♪ What a glorious feeling ♪
-♪ Glorious feeling ♪
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-♪ I'm happy again ♪
-[laughs] ♪ Again ♪
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[laughs]
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-[Kevin] ♪ I'm, ta, ta, ta, ta ♪
-♪ Ta, ta, ta ♪
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[Kevin] ♪ Ta, ta, ta
Ta, ta, ta ♪
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[screams] Fuck!
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Right.
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That fucking bitch!
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[dog barking in distance]
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Do you know what time it is?
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Look at our garden! Go on.
Look at it!
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And we know who's behind that,
don't we?
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She's done this!
You malicious old bitch!
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Veronica, everybody's in bed!
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-What's she saying about me?
-Oh, Carol, go back to bed.
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Who did she get to do it for you?
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-One of your shags?
-What are you talking about?
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Our garden, you vicious old cow!
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I've not touched
your precious bloody garden!
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Veronica, you're making
a right show of yourself.
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-Go indoors.
-All right for you, innit?
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You don't need a year's free rent
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'cause flash twat's bought you
a spare house!
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We still pay for next door!
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And if you hadn't spent the last month
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trying to find a million reasons
why your mum and Marty
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couldn't move back into your house,
none of this would have happened!
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-[Carol groans]
-Fuck off!
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You--
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Mm. There's a face
I'm happy to see. Mm. [smooches]
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[grunts, exhales]
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You all right?
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-Where have you been?
-Stoke.
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I thought I told you.
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Had to offload that Freelander.
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Anyway, I, uh, I'm gonna have
a beer and I'll follow you up.
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["Never Gonna Give You Up"
by Rick Astley playing]
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[all singing] ♪ ...any other guy ♪
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♪ I just wanna tell you
How I'm feeling ♪
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♪ I gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up ♪
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♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
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♪ Never gonna run around
And desert you ♪
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♪ Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye ♪
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[officer 1] All right, Sergeant,
through the back entrance.
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[indistinct chatter over radio]
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-[all singing] ♪ ...hurt you ♪
-It's a raid!
241
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,100
[indistinct chatter]
242
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:05,220
-[music stops]
-[fruit machine bleeping quietly]
243
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,340
[indistinct chatter over radio]
244
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,701
[Jez] All right, sir?
245
00:13:17,061 --> 00:13:19,941
-What can I do for you?
-Just you two, is it?
246
00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:22,301
[babies cooing]
247
00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:25,501
[officer 2] Whose are they?
248
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:26,541
-Mine!
-Mine!
249
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:32,421
Out!
250
00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:35,501
Yeah, no, look, the thing is,
see, I know what it looks like--
251
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,941
[officer 2] I've three of me own.
252
00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:40,301
I know it can be hard sometimes,
getting out, getting a beer.
253
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,261
-But--
-But the simple fact is,
254
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,181
they don't come in here. Ever.
255
00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:45,620
[officer 1] Put it down.
256
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:46,620
Now get 'em home.
257
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,860
12:30, residential area,
258
00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:53,701
pub full of drinkers.
259
00:13:53,781 --> 00:13:55,421
That's a violation of your licence.
260
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,021
I'm doing you a favour.
261
00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:00,141
If they're in here,
they're not out there.
262
00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,340
Council orders,
straight from the top.
263
00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:03,821
Zero tolerance.
264
00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:07,421
Temporary cessation of licence,
pending appeal.
265
00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:08,980
You're closing us down?
266
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,581
Short, sharp, shock.
That's the message from on high.
267
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:18,301
But surely we could come
to some sort of arrangement.
268
00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:23,381
-No.
-[officer 1] Keep walking.
269
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,781
Get 'em out of here.
270
00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,821
Anyone would think there was a war on.
271
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,021
You are spot on there, Frank.
272
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:34,821
They only introduced the fucking law
to stop miners getting pissed all night.
273
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,181
I mean, hello!
274
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:41,500
[slurs] I mean, who the fuck has
to get up in the morning and--
275
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:43,620
Find me keys.
276
00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:45,781
Cracking house, Frank.
277
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,301
[slurs] Well, everything
has to come at a price.
278
00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:51,661
[Tommy] Where the fuck
are we going to drink now?
279
00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:54,301
Tommy, I just don't fucking know.
280
00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:57,941
-Come on.
-How long is Sheila away for?
281
00:14:58,701 --> 00:14:59,701
[dog barking]
282
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:01,701
Frank?
283
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,500
-[all] Surprise!
-[party horns toot]
284
00:15:10,581 --> 00:15:12,220
Happy birthday, Carol!
285
00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:14,980
Jesus! I almost felt my heart stop then!
286
00:15:15,061 --> 00:15:17,740
-Happy birthday, Carol!
-Oh!
287
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,581
[all cheering]
288
00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:23,181
-[whistles]
-[indistinct chatter]
289
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,740
Sounds like we're missing all the fun.
290
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,541
Or we could just make our own.
291
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,100
Question.
292
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:33,581
Do you love me?
293
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,581
[chuckles] What?
Where's that come from?
294
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,941
[car approaching]
295
00:15:39,061 --> 00:15:40,740
-That's not an answer.
-[car honking]
296
00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:44,781
Of course I love you.
297
00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:48,141
All right. Mental checklist.
298
00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:52,100
Birthday, fine. Uh, anniversary
of our first date--
299
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:53,860
You haven't forgotten anything.
300
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:57,941
Then what's the face for?
301
00:15:59,021 --> 00:15:59,941
Mm?
302
00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:09,021
[phone ringing]
303
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,740
[Frank groans]
304
00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:15,181
[Frank] Yes, I am hearing
what you're saying,
305
00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:16,661
but I don't understand
why you get--
306
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:20,380
Look, two days you told me.
Three, tops! And now this?
307
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,500
[Sheila] Things aren't too good
this end, Frank, actually.
308
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,781
But what about your kiddies?
309
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,500
Eh? Two little babies, missing their mum.
310
00:16:28,581 --> 00:16:30,460
Come on, they need you, Sheila.
311
00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:35,380
Christ. Every time I hold little Nigel,
he starts sucking on me tit.
312
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,100
Oh, listen. Sheila, I've got to go,
our Debbie's here.
313
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:40,181
[Tommy coughing]
314
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,661
Hiya, Debbie, good girl. Come to help
your old dad babysit?
315
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,661
No. Carol's having a birthday party.
316
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,661
We need to borrow plates and bowls.
317
00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:49,661
[water running]
318
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,421
Tell her what you told me.
319
00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:56,220
Last night, a gang of lads
kicked hell out of my fence.
320
00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:59,781
Then did over blind Brenda's.
The little bastards.
321
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,661
Satisfied?
322
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:05,940
Funny how they didn't touch yours!
323
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,261
Happy birthday.
324
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,581
Fuckface!
Message for Veronica.
325
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,461
Don't bother coming to the party.
[inhales, exhales]
326
00:17:23,061 --> 00:17:23,940
Oh, here.
327
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,420
Fuck's this?
328
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,781
Stuff you borrowed from us.
Mum wants it all back.
329
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,261
Best of A-ha?
330
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:41,461
Okay, just a couple of hours,
Tommy. Three tops. You know,
331
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,900
just got to show my face.
Family stuff, you know.
332
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,221
Yeah. Right you are.
333
00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:46,940
Just, uh, help yourself
to anything in the cupboard.
334
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,180
Well, not anything, you know?
And if, uh...
335
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,660
they start crying out, just,
you know...
336
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,221
-stick 'em upstairs.
-You've not got a present?
337
00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:57,940
[cheering over TV]
338
00:17:58,981 --> 00:17:59,821
[baby coos]
339
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,781
[man 2] It says it's fucking shut
till further notice.
340
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,301
-Hey, Frank.
-Hey, Phil.
341
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:08,180
Hey, Tommy's round our place
watching the fight.
342
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,261
[Phil] Nice one.
343
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:13,420
[music playing]
344
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,660
Hello, darl'!
345
00:18:17,741 --> 00:18:19,381
-[woman screams]
-[man 3] Whoa!
346
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,581
[indistinct chatter]
347
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,781
Hey! [laughs]
348
00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:26,261
Little something from me and Sheila.
349
00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:28,981
Oh, Frank. You shouldn't have.
350
00:18:29,061 --> 00:18:31,981
Oh! It's a... [laughs]
Oh, thank you!
351
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,821
Here's to another 60 years,
eh, Carol?
352
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,420
-Thank you. [chuckles]
-Oh! Carol!
353
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,541
Looking good! [laughs]
354
00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:43,660
That's just like the one
that we bought Sheila for her birthday.
355
00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:47,581
Hey.
356
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,461
Listen, if you're getting hammered,
I'm not going to be four drinks behind.
357
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:54,541
-[phone ringing]
-[Steve] Mm.
358
00:18:56,141 --> 00:18:57,061
Excuse me.
359
00:18:58,101 --> 00:18:58,981
[phone beeps]
360
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,900
-Who was that?
-Oh, it's just my sister.
361
00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:02,141
Probably just wants to slag Mum off.
362
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:05,141
-I'll call her tomorrow.
-[all] Happy birthday, Carol!
363
00:19:05,221 --> 00:19:07,541
-[all cheering] Hooray!
-[woman] Woo!
364
00:19:08,821 --> 00:19:09,741
[knocking on door]
365
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,861
[indistinct chatter]
366
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,461
Veronica, come over.
367
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,461
Has she asked you to do this?
368
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:24,981
It's your mum's birthday.
You can't not speak to her.
369
00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:25,900
Why not?
370
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,341
If she were that bothered,
she'd have come round herself.
371
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:32,301
I'm sorry about last night.
372
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,821
It was her I was mad at,
not you.
373
00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:38,501
What happened with Steve?
374
00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:40,341
He lied to me.
375
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,021
Straight to my face, he just lied.
376
00:19:44,061 --> 00:19:45,461
But you still haven't asked him?
377
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,221
Second that question
comes out of my mouth,
378
00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:49,821
my life changes forever.
379
00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:52,981
All I've been hoping for,
marriage, kids.
380
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,261
[sighs]
Let's just get though tonight.
381
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,021
I can't come to the party, Fiona.
382
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,301
Can you just give her that?
383
00:20:13,021 --> 00:20:14,940
[indistinct chatter]
384
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:17,781
-[phone ringing]
-[knocking on door]
385
00:20:17,861 --> 00:20:19,061
[Tommy] No, you're right welcome.
386
00:20:19,141 --> 00:20:20,700
-The more, the merrier.
-[door opens]
387
00:20:21,581 --> 00:20:23,021
-[man 4] Ey up, Phil.
-[door closes]
388
00:20:23,101 --> 00:20:24,381
[Tommy] Yep. Anybody.
389
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:28,141
All right. See you later. Yeah.
390
00:20:28,221 --> 00:20:31,940
["Size Matters" by
Natasha Beddingfield playing]
391
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,381
Honestly, that's the last time, all right?
392
00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:35,221
-All right. Mm-hmm.
-Promise me.
393
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,981
[chuckles]
394
00:20:37,981 --> 00:20:39,781
[thunder rumbling]
395
00:20:39,861 --> 00:20:40,700
Feel that?
396
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,420
It's raining. [chuckles]
It's fucking raining.
397
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:47,461
-[Karen] [laughing] Oh, my God!
-[Fiona] Everybody, get the food in!
398
00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:49,461
[all laughing, cheering]
399
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,221
[indistinct chatter]
400
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,900
-[Lip] Turn that music up!
-[man 4] Yeah!
401
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:00,381
[Frank] Fucking 'ell.
402
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,621
-[laughs]
-Cats and dogs! [chuckles]
403
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:11,660
Whole thing's a wash-out.
404
00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:13,061
I thought it were a bit optimistic.
405
00:21:13,861 --> 00:21:15,221
Still going on, though, innit?
406
00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:17,741
Still going on without us.
407
00:21:21,101 --> 00:21:22,021
Hey.
408
00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:25,180
What's up?
409
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,700
-She doesn't even want me there.
-[thunder rumbling]
410
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,501
[inhales] Her own daughter,
and she hasn't even missed me.
411
00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:33,981
[sniffles] I've spent
me whole life feeling like this.
412
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,021
Like I wasn't good enough.
413
00:21:37,101 --> 00:21:38,660
Always playing second fiddle.
414
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:42,741
Me dad, me brothers. The dog.
415
00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:45,900
Well, I've had enough.
416
00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:49,021
[sniffles] I am sick of her
rubbing me nose in it.
417
00:21:49,381 --> 00:21:50,460
[sobbing]
418
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:51,900
Veronica.
419
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:57,501
["Come on Eileen" by
Dexys Midnight Runners playing]
420
00:21:57,581 --> 00:22:00,821
-[indistinct chatter from party]
-[rain pattering]
421
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,621
[music playing]
422
00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,621
[all groaning]
423
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:20,101
-Party's over!
-Veronica!
424
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:23,541
Oh, I might have known!
There's no show without Punch.
425
00:22:23,621 --> 00:22:25,301
-Just give me the fuses, yeah?
-Keep out of it.
426
00:22:25,381 --> 00:22:27,981
Always the same.
Always has to be centre of attention.
427
00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,541
-Why's that, Mum?
-Oh, grow up!
428
00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:32,061
Houseful of people?
429
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,581
Did it never occur to you
that someone was missing?
430
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,501
Come on, V.
This isn't going to help, is it?
431
00:22:36,581 --> 00:22:37,781
[Steve] Just give me the fuses!
432
00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:40,861
-This is none of your business.
-You're in our house.
433
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:43,101
-So?
-So, give me the fucking fuses!
434
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,660
-Whoa, posh lad!
-Steve!
435
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:46,781
Want the fucking fuses?
436
00:22:49,381 --> 00:22:52,581
-Find the fucking fuses!
-You stupid bitch.
437
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:55,900
What is it with you, Veronica?
Some kinda perverse Midas touch.
438
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:57,341
Everything you touch turns to shit!
439
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,341
Oh, that's rich!
Coming from the bloke
440
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,821
who's screwing around
behind his girlfriend's back!
441
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,460
-Veronica!
-[woman] Hear that?
442
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:04,700
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:23:04,781 --> 00:23:07,180
"Kerry Anne" ring any bells, Steve?
444
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,141
[rain pattering]
445
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,581
Oh, Jesus!
446
00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:15,861
Tell 'em.
447
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,341
She's my daughter.
448
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,981
[thunder rumbling]
449
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:31,621
[police siren wailing in distance]
450
00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:36,621
-[Marty laughing]
-[Karen] Come on, tell me.
451
00:23:37,381 --> 00:23:38,940
Kev asked me to give him
a wank once! [chuckles]
452
00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:40,541
And I did it for him!
453
00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:43,381
[both laugh]
454
00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:48,021
[Marty sniffles, laughs]
455
00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:58,781
-You joined us just in time!
-[all laughing]
456
00:24:11,781 --> 00:24:14,741
[Steve] Daughter.
Kerry Anne. Seven years old.
457
00:24:15,261 --> 00:24:16,101
Great kid.
458
00:24:17,101 --> 00:24:18,141
Great smile. [chuckles]
459
00:24:19,821 --> 00:24:20,821
Biggest mistake of my life.
460
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:22,821
And you never thought to tell me?
461
00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:27,341
[sighs]
462
00:24:28,221 --> 00:24:29,420
I was 19 years old.
463
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,301
I was training to be a doctor.
464
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,981
She was a family friend.
Her name was Miranda.
465
00:24:34,061 --> 00:24:35,021
[scoffs]
466
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,460
We'd known each other
since we were kids and--
467
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,420
I should never have started it.
468
00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:41,861
But... it was only ever meant
to be casual.
469
00:24:43,101 --> 00:24:44,741
You know,
a bit of fun over the summer.
470
00:24:44,821 --> 00:24:46,341
Next thing I know,
she's coming on heavy,
471
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,621
telling me she wants to spend
the rest of her life with me.
472
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,781
So you just pissed off,
left her with one in the oven.
473
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,660
She told me she was on the pill.
474
00:24:56,021 --> 00:24:58,660
I swear to God, Fiona,
neither of us wanted a kid.
475
00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:02,821
We both had careers ahead of us.
476
00:25:03,261 --> 00:25:04,141
She only did it to--
477
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,741
to keep hold of me.
478
00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:10,180
And I fucked off because I couldn't
allow myself to get trapped.
479
00:25:10,261 --> 00:25:11,101
Not in that life.
480
00:25:12,781 --> 00:25:14,621
-How often do you see her?
-[sniffles]
481
00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:18,021
Three or four times a year.
482
00:25:18,861 --> 00:25:22,021
Special occasions, birthdays.
The contact, that's a new thing.
483
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,301
She's fallen in love
with mobiles. [chuckles]
484
00:25:25,981 --> 00:25:26,821
When last?
485
00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:31,900
It's not as simple as you think, Fiona.
486
00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:33,180
When did you last see your daughter?
487
00:25:39,261 --> 00:25:40,581
She doesn't know I'm her dad.
488
00:25:43,861 --> 00:25:45,101
She lives with my brother.
489
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,220
Joey stepped in after I left.
[inhales]
490
00:25:52,341 --> 00:25:53,581
Filled a vacuum. [chuckles]
491
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,341
He always loved Miranda,
and everybody knew, but...
492
00:25:59,021 --> 00:26:01,541
part of me thinks I was only ever
shagging her to put one over on him.
493
00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:06,420
They brought up Kerry Anne
as their own.
494
00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:08,541
And they painted me out of the picture.
495
00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:11,220
[inhales deeply, sighs]
496
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,660
-I need a drink.
-Fiona, please, just...
497
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:17,581
I was 19.
498
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,101
[Veronica sobbing]
499
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:28,261
[knocking on door]
500
00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,061
Veronica.
501
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,541
I'm not talking
to the fucking door.
502
00:26:34,781 --> 00:26:37,660
-Veronica!
-[sobs] No! Go away!
503
00:26:37,741 --> 00:26:39,581
Well, will you just let me explain?
504
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:41,101
Go to bed, Kev.
505
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,420
-Have a wank.
-[Kevin] Just come out.
506
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,021
[Veronica sobbing]
507
00:26:47,381 --> 00:26:48,700
Yeah, all right,
he wanked us off.
508
00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,220
[groans, sobs] Na, na, na!
509
00:26:51,301 --> 00:26:52,741
-Na, na, na.
-But it-- it wasn't pleasure.
510
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,261
-And if you'd stop behaving...
-Na, na, na.
511
00:26:54,341 --> 00:26:55,981
[Kevin] ...like a bleedin' child
for a second...
512
00:26:56,061 --> 00:26:59,741
-Na, na, na. [sobs]
-[Kevin] Veronica! Veronica!
513
00:26:59,821 --> 00:27:01,581
-[water running loudly]
-[cries]
514
00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:06,141
[sobs] My entire family
are trying to ruin my life.
515
00:27:06,621 --> 00:27:08,381
But I think it's all right...
516
00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:10,660
[inhales]
...'cause I've got Kev.
517
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:16,660
But no, now I find out you've been
getting it on with fucking Marty!
518
00:27:16,741 --> 00:27:17,781
We weren't getting it on!
519
00:27:17,861 --> 00:27:20,220
I do not want to know anything about it!
520
00:27:20,301 --> 00:27:21,781
Don't tell me anything!
521
00:27:24,301 --> 00:27:26,981
First, it's wearing my knickers to work.
522
00:27:27,821 --> 00:27:29,581
And now it's this.
523
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:34,501
You're as bad as me fucking dad. [sobs]
524
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:38,101
If you're gay, Kev, just admit it!
525
00:27:38,861 --> 00:27:40,581
[sobs]
526
00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:44,220
[crying]
527
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:47,460
[car alarm blaring]
528
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,821
-[beeping]
-[car alarm stops]
529
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:54,381
-[indistinct merry chatter]
-[music playing]
530
00:27:58,381 --> 00:28:02,621
[music continues]
531
00:28:06,821 --> 00:28:07,781
[Tommy] Frank!
532
00:28:09,101 --> 00:28:11,261
-What you drinking?
-What the fuck is going on?
533
00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,621
[stutters] And where's all
these lot come from?
534
00:28:14,501 --> 00:28:16,581
Folk flock to folk, right?
535
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,501
-Call it a community.
-Call it a fucking joke.
536
00:28:19,581 --> 00:28:21,741
Get 'em out,
you thick Yorkshire dick!
537
00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:23,180
They've got nowhere to go.
538
00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:25,900
What about a home? There's--
539
00:28:26,861 --> 00:28:29,420
Who brought the fucking darts?
540
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,741
-[indistinct chatter]
-[woman laughing]
541
00:28:31,821 --> 00:28:34,501
They're all paying.
A pound a can.
542
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,940
And as much free weed
as we can smoke. [chuckles]
543
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:42,541
All the benefits of the pub
without leaving your own home.
544
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:54,061
-Hey, where's the twins?
-Now, don't worry,
545
00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:57,460
'cause Sally's looking after them.
And she loves kiddies.
546
00:28:58,821 --> 00:28:59,861
All right?
547
00:29:01,821 --> 00:29:04,501
That's a fucking bloke.
548
00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:06,460
[Tommy] Oh.
549
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,940
Right, now where
could we put that fruit machine?
550
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,381
-[door closes]
-Where's Steve?
551
00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:20,420
Had to head off early.
Had to be somewhere.
552
00:29:22,501 --> 00:29:25,180
I saw you sneaking
out of Debbie's room this morning.
553
00:29:25,261 --> 00:29:26,541
You're not splitting up, are ya?
554
00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:28,141
[door opens]
555
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:31,741
Ian, have you still got
that spare Cash and Carry card?
556
00:29:31,821 --> 00:29:33,821
-And how's Sheila's mum?
-Oh, fuck knows.
557
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:36,021
-ls that kettle on?
-Well, what do you need it for?
558
00:29:36,101 --> 00:29:38,861
Oh, because your so-called mate
won't give us a discount.
559
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,821
Whatever happened
to rewarding loyalty, eh?
560
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,420
-I've lent it Veronica.
-Well, run and get it, will ya?
561
00:29:43,501 --> 00:29:45,061
And ask Kev
if he's still got that trailer.
562
00:29:45,141 --> 00:29:46,700
Do it your fucking self!
563
00:29:57,581 --> 00:29:59,541
Frank says have you still got
that Cash and Carry card?
564
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:03,301
Oh, Veronica!
565
00:30:03,621 --> 00:30:06,180
Look, just tell me where it is,
and I'll get it.
566
00:30:10,621 --> 00:30:14,021
[indistinct chatter]
567
00:30:15,861 --> 00:30:17,381
[Steve] Hi, are you all right?
568
00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,141
There's something
I need you to see.
569
00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:24,180
Hey, look, get in.
570
00:30:27,061 --> 00:30:28,141
[door opens]
571
00:30:30,101 --> 00:30:33,741
Oh, Jesus, Frank!
Look at the state of this place.
572
00:30:36,141 --> 00:30:38,700
[phone ringing]
573
00:30:39,021 --> 00:30:40,741
-Tommy, don't-- No--
-Hello, Tommy's Bar,
574
00:30:40,821 --> 00:30:43,660
-how can I help you?
-No, no, no, no!
575
00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:45,420
Ye-- yeah. Just hang on a sec--
576
00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:49,660
-Sheila, a tad upset.
-Wrong num-- wrong number!
577
00:30:49,741 --> 00:30:53,501
Uh, sorry, no, Frank's not here.
This is Tommy's Bar, Faliraki.
578
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:55,301
[Kevin] She's gonna buy that,
isn't she?
579
00:30:57,381 --> 00:30:59,141
[phone beeping]
580
00:31:01,581 --> 00:31:03,821
[coos]
581
00:31:04,381 --> 00:31:05,420
Fuck's the other one?
582
00:31:06,381 --> 00:31:09,141
Tommy, what happened
to the other one?
583
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:13,581
Right. Uh, the last I saw--
Sally had him.
584
00:31:13,821 --> 00:31:14,781
What, Psycho Sally?
585
00:31:22,101 --> 00:31:24,660
Jesus! Uh... is your Sally in?
586
00:31:24,741 --> 00:31:25,821
-Stuart.
-Stuart.
587
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,420
That fucking nancy boy?
588
00:31:27,501 --> 00:31:29,460
Try the nancy house
on Nancy Street!
589
00:31:34,301 --> 00:31:36,301
Oh, Brenda.
You're looking lovely.
590
00:31:36,821 --> 00:31:39,061
You've gotta help us.
Have you seen Psycho Sally?
591
00:31:39,301 --> 00:31:42,061
Not recently. But I heard he was
shacked up with Little Lisa.
592
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:45,021
Who the fucking hell
is Little Lisa?
593
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,541
[banging on door]
594
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:54,301
Are you from the council?
595
00:31:54,381 --> 00:31:56,141
Do we look like
we're from the fucking council?
596
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,021
Sally! Where the fuck's Sally?
Sally!
597
00:31:59,821 --> 00:32:02,381
Where is the twisted fucking weirdo?
598
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:04,581
Taken t'baby out.
599
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:06,861
-Yeah, my fuckin' baby!
-[Tommy] Oh, Frank!
600
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,781
Nothing but fucking weirdos!
601
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:15,781
He's got womb envy.
He doesn't mean any harm.
602
00:32:20,261 --> 00:32:21,101
[Steve] There she is.
603
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:22,541
That's Kerry Anne.
604
00:32:24,021 --> 00:32:25,740
The, uh, short one.
605
00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:28,740
Joe picks her up every day
after work.
606
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,261
They collect Miranda
on the way home.
607
00:32:31,821 --> 00:32:34,180
-It's like clockwork.
-She's lovely.
608
00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:36,180
Really lovely.
609
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,980
They're a real family, Fiona.
610
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:43,740
They have everything they want.
611
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,501
[stammers] They don't need me.
612
00:32:54,261 --> 00:32:57,861
[exhales, sighs]
613
00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,141
So, are you coming to meet her?
614
00:33:00,581 --> 00:33:01,460
No.
615
00:33:02,621 --> 00:33:03,460
No, I'll wait here.
616
00:33:13,621 --> 00:33:15,220
-Hi, Uncle Steve!
-[Steve giggles]
617
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:16,821
[Steve speaking indistinctly]
618
00:33:38,821 --> 00:33:39,980
Mr Fitch, council.
619
00:33:40,861 --> 00:33:43,220
-Come to judge your garden.
-Oh right, yeah. Come in.
620
00:33:46,501 --> 00:33:47,341
[door closes]
621
00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,501
Uh, when do we find out
if we've won?
622
00:33:50,141 --> 00:33:51,940
No idea. Ring the council.
623
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:53,621
You are the council.
624
00:33:54,381 --> 00:33:55,460
I just tick boxes.
625
00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:57,541
[Kev] Mm.
626
00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:19,860
Oh, uh,
fella's here from the council,
627
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,220
come to judge the garden.
628
00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:24,141
Do you want to ask him
any questions?
629
00:34:24,941 --> 00:34:26,220
Fine. Fuck you.
630
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,141
Oh, make yourself at home.
631
00:34:33,461 --> 00:34:36,820
-Are you all right?
-[pants, whispers] My tablets.
632
00:34:37,021 --> 00:34:41,300
-Tablets.
-What? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
633
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:43,941
Wa-- wa-- wa-- wait there.
You'll be all right. Veronica!
634
00:34:44,021 --> 00:34:45,860
-Veronica!
-[pants]
635
00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:49,581
-Oh, Veronica, for fuck's sake!
-What's going on?
636
00:34:49,981 --> 00:34:52,461
-Him, dying. Get an ambulance
-[Marty] Where's Veronica?
637
00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:54,061
Not talking. Guess why?
638
00:34:54,901 --> 00:34:56,541
Oh, Veronica, for God's sake!
639
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,820
-[Marty] Hello. Ambulance...
-Right, recovery position.
640
00:34:58,901 --> 00:34:59,901
On your side.
641
00:35:00,621 --> 00:35:02,661
-No! Sit him up!
-He's having a heart attack.
642
00:35:02,741 --> 00:35:04,221
[Veronica] I can see that.
643
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,541
Sit him up.
Keep the blood circulating.
644
00:35:05,621 --> 00:35:07,061
Come on, mate, you're all right.
645
00:35:07,141 --> 00:35:08,300
-Are you all right?
-[pants]
646
00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:10,501
Can you understand
what I'm saying?
647
00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:13,141
-Have we called an ambulance?
-It's on its way.
648
00:35:13,221 --> 00:35:14,981
[pants] Pocket. Pocket.
649
00:35:15,061 --> 00:35:17,221
[Veronica] He's got tablets.
Get him some water.
650
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,501
And bring a cold flannel.
651
00:35:18,581 --> 00:35:20,461
And see if we can find any aspirin.
652
00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:22,701
It was just a wank, you know, Veronica.
653
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:24,461
Functional. There was nothing
perverse about it
654
00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:25,661
Marty.
655
00:35:25,741 --> 00:35:27,221
He thought he was impotent.
656
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,340
So he went to get tested
but he couldn't do it
657
00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:30,621
with the jazz mags. Wanking.
658
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,820
[whispers] Shall we talk
about this later?
659
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,340
Probably scared
in case he couldn't be a father.
660
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,581
Needed a helping hand.
661
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,741
Did it for you, Veronica.
662
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:42,061
He was looking at a picture
of you the whole time.
663
00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:43,941
[Mr Finch pants]
664
00:35:44,021 --> 00:35:45,421
Swear to God, it's the truth.
665
00:35:49,621 --> 00:35:50,661
She needed to hear it.
666
00:35:53,741 --> 00:35:55,141
-Thanks.
-Help me.
667
00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:58,221
Right, how many of these
are we taking?
668
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,901
One. One, one.
669
00:35:59,981 --> 00:36:01,221
Little Nigel.
670
00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,541
Little baby Nigel.
671
00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:05,741
With some pervert!
672
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:07,860
Sha-- shall we call the police
and see if they can find him?
673
00:36:08,741 --> 00:36:09,581
Here we go.
674
00:36:10,661 --> 00:36:11,820
Oh, Jesus!
675
00:36:14,061 --> 00:36:16,621
-What's going on?
-[indistinct chatter]
676
00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:20,541
-Frank Gallagher?
-More's the pity.
677
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,221
Picked up your babysitter.
678
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,340
-Oh!
-[Tommy] Hello!
679
00:36:24,421 --> 00:36:28,340
Pissed on a park bench.
She asked us to return him.
680
00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:32,141
Often leave your kids with alcoholic
transvestites, Frank?
681
00:36:32,421 --> 00:36:34,701
-[sighs]
-Three strikes and you're out.
682
00:36:35,621 --> 00:36:36,621
Understand?
683
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:38,581
Party's over.
684
00:36:38,661 --> 00:36:40,941
[indistinct chatter over radio]
685
00:36:41,461 --> 00:36:43,981
[chuckles] Got ya, got ya, got ya.
686
00:36:44,061 --> 00:36:45,300
-[Phil] Hey.
-[Tommy] Hello.
687
00:36:45,381 --> 00:36:47,141
-[all laughing]
-Come on, eh?
688
00:36:47,221 --> 00:36:49,021
-Together again.
-[Frank slurs]
689
00:36:49,101 --> 00:36:52,021
-[Tommy] Sorted. Sorted.
-[indistinct chatter]
690
00:36:52,581 --> 00:36:54,261
[Phil] Look at them!
Two peas in a pod.
691
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,101
I knew he'd be all right once...
692
00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:57,181
[Phil] Come here...
693
00:36:57,261 --> 00:36:59,061
-Frank.
-[indistinct chatter]
694
00:36:59,141 --> 00:37:01,380
-[Sheila crying] Frank!
-Oh, mother of Christ.
695
00:37:01,901 --> 00:37:02,860
[Sheila sobs]
696
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:07,300
-Surprise! [chuckles]
-[Sheila] What?
697
00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:10,061
Hey, no, it's all right,
you know.
698
00:37:10,141 --> 00:37:11,501
If you're not in the mood,
I can always--
699
00:37:12,101 --> 00:37:14,340
[cries, sniffles]
700
00:37:15,421 --> 00:37:17,261
-Did you not get my message?
-No.
701
00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,941
-What message?
-Me mum's dead.
702
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,860
Me mum's dead.
703
00:37:22,061 --> 00:37:24,661
[cries]
704
00:37:28,261 --> 00:37:29,860
-[Tommy] Hey! [chuckles]
-[chuckles]
705
00:37:30,941 --> 00:37:31,820
Um...
706
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,141
So, uh, you'll put in
a good word for us
707
00:37:34,221 --> 00:37:35,421
about the gardening competition.
708
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,061
Whole thing's a sham.
709
00:37:39,181 --> 00:37:40,780
It's a free clean up.
Winner'll be...
710
00:37:42,701 --> 00:37:45,141
[breathes heavily]
...house most in arrears.
711
00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:49,261
[Mr Finch breathing heavily]
712
00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:56,661
[chuckles]
713
00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:04,741
It's working.
714
00:38:18,981 --> 00:38:19,941
So?
715
00:38:22,981 --> 00:38:23,901
So.
716
00:38:25,581 --> 00:38:27,820
It was just before our Kelly
moved to Pathos.
717
00:38:29,461 --> 00:38:31,261
And this arsehole
she was going out with...
718
00:38:32,181 --> 00:38:33,701
kept calling me dry balls...
719
00:38:34,941 --> 00:38:37,181
'cause he'd had four kids
to four different women...
720
00:38:38,021 --> 00:38:40,421
and couldn't believe
I hadn't slipped one past the goalie.
721
00:38:41,581 --> 00:38:43,141
Why didn't you tell me?
722
00:38:44,181 --> 00:38:45,501
Well, 'cause I was embarrassed.
723
00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,101
I just wanted to give you a kid.
724
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:50,701
I know.
725
00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:55,340
But why did you have
to pick our bleedin' Marty!
726
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,181
And how did him doing it help?
727
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:01,061
[chuckles]
He's not even good-looking!
728
00:39:01,581 --> 00:39:02,541
Good-looking?
729
00:39:02,981 --> 00:39:05,340
He's a bloke, for fuck's sake!
[chuckles]
730
00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:08,701
Anyway, look. I'd hurt me hand.
731
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,741
I needed some help.
And I was looking at you the whole time.
732
00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:14,221
Oh, Kev. [chuckles]
733
00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:18,461
This, Kev, us...
734
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,541
is the one thing in my life
735
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:26,340
that's got absolutely nothing to do
with my stupid bleedin' family.
736
00:39:28,141 --> 00:39:29,061
From now on...
737
00:39:30,181 --> 00:39:31,661
can we keep it that way?
738
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,581
[clears throat]
739
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,860
Veronica, I really need a friend.
740
00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:49,860
Come on.
741
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,981
It's not that he lied.
I can understand
742
00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:56,661
why he might have wanted to bury it.
743
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,820
But when I saw him holding her...
744
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:02,820
[sighs] There's fathers up
and down the country
745
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,780
fighting through the courts 'cause
they can't get access to their kids.
746
00:40:07,181 --> 00:40:09,101
How can he not want to be part
of her life?
747
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,221
He goes around
like nothing can faze him,
748
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:15,181
tough, confident,
answer for everything.
749
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,541
Now I realise that comes at a price.
750
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,181
There's no way around it, Fiona.
751
00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:23,421
We never really know 'em.
752
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:26,621
We think we do. We think
there's nothing can surprise us.
753
00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:29,061
Then they get wanked off
by your brother.
754
00:40:30,701 --> 00:40:36,501
[both laugh]
755
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,541
I'm sorry for lumbering you
with me mum and Marty.
756
00:40:41,621 --> 00:40:43,421
I just can't live with her, Fiona.
757
00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:46,380
She makes me feel
like I'm seven again.
758
00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:49,780
Why don't we keep 'em?
759
00:40:51,061 --> 00:40:52,261
They can't come back here.
760
00:40:52,501 --> 00:40:53,981
You'll end up murdering each other.
761
00:40:54,061 --> 00:40:55,661
But you don't want them.
762
00:40:57,261 --> 00:40:59,701
We'll cope. One condition.
763
00:41:00,261 --> 00:41:05,501
They pay their way. Rent, bills.
Then we know where we stand.
764
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,021
-Thank you!
-Oh!
765
00:41:10,581 --> 00:41:12,221
-[both chuckle]
-[Kevin] Aw.
766
00:41:12,901 --> 00:41:14,581
-Are you two okay?
-Yeah.
767
00:41:14,661 --> 00:41:16,501
We've behaved like right idiots,
haven't we?
768
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:20,221
Normal service shall be resumed.
769
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:21,901
-Yay!
-[chuckles]
770
00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:22,820
[Kev] Yeah!
771
00:41:26,101 --> 00:41:29,300
[cries] It's good doing this, in a way.
772
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,860
Takes your mind off the grief! [sobs]
773
00:41:36,701 --> 00:41:40,300
-[cries]
-Hey, no, come on.
774
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:43,021
Just-- Come on, love!
775
00:41:45,941 --> 00:41:48,021
Come on, I mean,
think about them two.
776
00:41:50,021 --> 00:41:52,461
Little Nigel and little Delia.
777
00:41:56,101 --> 00:41:58,541
-I mean, it's like...
-[cries]
778
00:41:58,741 --> 00:42:02,300
...the great cycle
of life and death, innit?
779
00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:04,340
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
780
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,901
-[pants, cries]
-Mm?
781
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,741
We're your family now, aren't we?
782
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,300
It's time I was...
783
00:42:18,101 --> 00:42:19,981
-[Sheila crying]
-...getting home.
784
00:42:28,221 --> 00:42:29,061
Oh.
785
00:42:30,261 --> 00:42:31,380
[empty cans clanking]
786
00:42:32,981 --> 00:42:34,300
-Woah, woah, woah.
-It's just chicken.
787
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:35,621
[indistinct chatter]
788
00:42:35,701 --> 00:42:37,141
There's a couple of plates there.
789
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,461
[Ian] Veg spring rolls...
790
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,581
Hey, Lip,
791
00:42:39,941 --> 00:42:41,901
didn't you order some chicken
and black bean sauce?
792
00:42:45,901 --> 00:42:47,021
[Carol] Juice anybody?
793
00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:49,021
-[Marty] Yeah, thanks.
-[Lip] I'm all right.
794
00:42:51,261 --> 00:42:52,860
[footsteps approaching]
795
00:42:58,021 --> 00:42:58,941
[Steve sighs]
796
00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:02,621
My whole life,
797
00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:05,421
feels like all I've ever had
is people letting me down.
798
00:43:05,701 --> 00:43:08,021
-Fiona. Please. What I--
-Let me finish.
799
00:43:10,181 --> 00:43:11,340
You say you love me...
800
00:43:13,101 --> 00:43:15,461
-and you want us to be together.
-I do.
801
00:43:17,581 --> 00:43:21,021
All I want...
is someone I can trust.
802
00:43:22,061 --> 00:43:25,780
Someone I can rely on.
'Cause all the rest, Steve...
803
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,941
it's just words.
804
00:43:49,221 --> 00:43:50,181
[glass clinking]
805
00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:01,780
[clinking continues]
806
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:46,981
Is that a yes then?
807
00:44:50,661 --> 00:44:52,021
I will not let you down.
808
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,421
[Fiona sighs]
809
00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:59,541
[laughs]
810
00:45:02,261 --> 00:45:03,261
[Fiona laughing]
811
00:45:06,461 --> 00:45:08,621
[Fiona] That day me mum's adage
came back to me.
812
00:45:09,661 --> 00:45:11,461
But when I looked
behind Steve's eyes...
813
00:45:11,701 --> 00:45:12,541
[both moaning]
814
00:45:12,621 --> 00:45:13,981
...all I saw was love.
815
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:19,101
I, Steve McBride, take thee,
816
00:45:19,181 --> 00:45:20,621
-Fiona Gallagher...
-[gasps] No!
817
00:45:20,701 --> 00:45:22,061
...to be my lawful wedded wife.
818
00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:24,300
-Congratulations, mate.
-Yeah.
819
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:25,941
-Bastard!
-Oh, you're not gay, are you?
820
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,661
-[mumbles] No.
-Wow.
821
00:45:28,461 --> 00:45:30,380
Stick a bonnet on that,
it'd look like a microphone.
822
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:31,900
[Frank] It's a happy day,
823
00:45:31,981 --> 00:45:34,340
starting a brand-new life,
marrying Steve.
824
00:45:34,621 --> 00:45:36,501
-[man] Steve-o!
-Dead dog!
825
00:45:36,581 --> 00:45:38,340
[Fiona] I'm not getting married
so I can babysit you lot
826
00:45:38,421 --> 00:45:39,981
-for the rest of my life.
-Upstairs!
827
00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:42,621
-[Ian] [groans]
-You scummy git!
828
00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:44,501
-Fuck's sake!
-[Lip] You can tell he knows.
829
00:45:45,021 --> 00:45:47,061
[Tony] I'm sick of that creep
getting everything his own way!
830
00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:51,300
[theme music playing]
831
00:46:29,181 --> 00:46:31,941
♪ Touch me ♪
832
00:46:32,501 --> 00:46:35,941
♪ Yeah, how can it be ♪
833
00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:40,021
♪ Believe me, yeah ♪
834
00:46:40,421 --> 00:46:43,981
♪ The sun always shines on TV ♪
835
00:46:44,261 --> 00:46:46,820
♪ Hold me ♪
836
00:46:47,581 --> 00:46:49,101
♪ Close to your heart ♪
837
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:50,860
[all giggle]
838
00:46:50,941 --> 00:46:54,461
♪ Give all your love to me! ♪
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