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Kolax: King Tyrannis.
A messenger
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from the seaside city
of Messenia.
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Tyrannis:
Well, it's about time.
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I demand to know
what the Messenians
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are planning to do
about the smell.
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Messenger: Uh, smell?
We in Messenia
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just wanted to know
if Krapopolis
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would like to barter
for some of our
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fresh, nutritious squid.
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Hippocampus:
Everybody knows you guys
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forgot Poseidon's birthday
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and he punished you
by making it rain squid.
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We're downwind of you!
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Messenger: Hey, who cares
why we have so much squid?
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All you need to know is
the first 30,000 are free.
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What can I put you down for?
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Tyrannis: Stupendous,
would you please
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bodily drag this man out
in a dramatic fashion? Next!
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Messenger: Please! They force us
to eat what we don't sell!
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Angelioforos: King Tyrannis.
My name is Angelioforos.
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Tyrannis: An-Angeli--?
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Angelioforos: Angelioforos.
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Stupendous:
What a beautiful name.
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Angelioforos: Thank you!
It means "message-bearer."
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Tyrannis: Eh, a little less
beautiful, knowing that.
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Angelioforos:
Well, that's OK!
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Not really here to
talk about the name.
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Tyrannis: Led with it.
Angelioforos: I come from afar,
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bearing not just a message,
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but an invitation--and a gift!
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[Tyrannis sniffs]
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Stupendous: Ooh.
Is the basket edible?
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Hippocampus: Has that
ever stopped you before?
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Angelioforos: It's made of
fig brittle
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because it's as sweet
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as our princess, Lycosa,
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who seeks true love.
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Stupendous: So, edible.
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Angelioforos: Yeah, sure,
you could eat it.
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Anyway, Princess Lycosa,
who I just mentioned,
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is sending messengers
such as myself
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to the most eligible bachelors
in all the land.
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Tyrannis: And I'm one of them.
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Hippocampus:
This sounds like a scam.
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Stupendous: All of the land?
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Tyrannis: And you sound
jealous that a beautiful woman
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isn't asking you
to compete for her love.
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Stupendous: What's the big deal?
We all got butts.
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Hippocampus: Not the butt talk!
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A creepy man
from a distant land
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arrived with a gift basket,
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and now
our brother is inexplicably
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racing to compete
for a stranger's love.
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Tyrannis: Welcome to
the modern era, Hippo,
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where a man can compete
for a woman's love,
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even if it makes
you uncomfortable.
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Hippocampus: It doesn't
make me uncomfortable.
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It feels like a trap.
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Tyrannis: Why would the love of
my life want to trap me?
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Hippocampus: The love
of your life?!
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You don't even know what
she looks like!
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Tyrannis: It's not just
about looks, Hippo! Shame.
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Hippocampus:
He's being weird, right?
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Stupendous: ...Der than usual?
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I don't know.
He's a pretty stupid man.
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Hippocampus:
But I mean...it's a trap.
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Stupendous: I like traps.
You get to
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fight your way out of 'em.
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It's a change of pace.
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Tyrannis: See this palace?
I'd like to keep it.
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As in,
I'd like to come back from
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my journey, and not find
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the whole thing in ashes.
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Deliria: I wouldn't waste
the strength it took
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to conjure the very weak
fireball that would require.
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Tyrannis:
We won't be away long.
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Just try not to make any of your
classic messes.
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Shlub: Well,
I can't promise that.
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I eat a lot of fruit.
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Tyrannis: Just don't
touch anything,
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don't break anything,
and at least
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don't fundamentally alter
the character of Krapopolis.
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Deliria:
You've made your point.
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Go, will you?
I can see
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your whole bottom
in that outfit.
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Tyrannis: Oh, that reminds me.
No naked stuff in here!
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Deliria: Does he honestly
think we can't handle
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a few hours alone
with his stupid little city?
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This is more like it.
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Shlub: Oh, good God,
I thought he'd never leave.
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Tyrannis: I still haven't!
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Hippocampus: Can you just
try to explain to me
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one last time why you're
in love with this person?
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Tyrannis: There're no
explanations for love, Hippo.
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Hippocampus: Yeah, there are.
Like, "I like the way
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she acts,"
"I like the things she says,"
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"I literally have met her
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or at least know
what she looks like."
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Tyrannis: So superficial!
Come on. Help me out here.
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I'm gonna need
a good hook for Lycosa.
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Stupendous:
A net would be easier.
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Tyrannis: A metaphorical hook.
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To set me apart
from other suitors.
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Now, do I lead with the fact
that I'm
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king of a city that will change
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the course of
human civilization?
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Or, do I assume
that's implied,
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and lead with a joke?
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Hippocampus: I have a hard
time believing
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you're gonna have
a lot of competition, Ty.
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Unless it is some kind of
spell...in which case
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jokes are the last thing you're
gonna have to worry about.
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Tyrannis: All right.
Maybe a magic trick, then?
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Stupendous: What the hell?!
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Deliria: The audacity
of that son of ours,
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thinking we'd ruin
his little city!
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What is there even to ruin?
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Shlub: What did he think
we were going to do?
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Invite all neighboring cities
to a no-holds-barred,
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no-loads-refused orgy
the second he left?
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We waited at least 5 minutes.
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Deliria: Let
the depravity commence!
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Where is everybody?
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Shlub: You know
I'm not picky, but usually,
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we attract a lot more
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and better-looking playthings
than these.
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Housefly person: Don't worry.
I just like to watch.
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Witch: I only got here
so fast because I flew.
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The roads leading to Krapopolis
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from most major cities
are pretty rough.
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Deliria: Well, who knows
how long we have
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before who's-their-faces
get back?
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Looks like it's Deliria
to the rescue once again.
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Shlub: What was that?
Deliria: Oh, I just
enchanted some carts.
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They'll stop at
all the nearby cities
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and ferry more sex freaks here
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at regular, speedy intervals.
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What are we supposed
to do with these two? Talk?
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Shlub: Oh, I already
made love to those
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while you were fixing the roads.
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Housefly person:
Watching is for the birds.
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Ha ha ha. Flip-flap!
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Don Who Smiles:
Welcome to Lycosa's Palace,
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where you'll be competing
for a chance at love.
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I'm Don Who Smiles.
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Tia Who Smiles:
And I'm Tia Who Smiles.
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Don Who Smiles: And we're
a married couple.
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Tyrannis: OK.
Is that important?
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Tia Who Smiles: We're here
to find out which of you
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lucky suitors will get
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all of your physical and
emotional needs met by
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meeting, falling in love with,
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and marrying beautiful
Princess Lycosa.
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[Crowd cheering]
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Musculus:
Are you rich or something?
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Tyrannis: Well, I'm a king.
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Musculus: OK, yeah.
That explains it.
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'Cause at first,
I was like, "What?"
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Because...you know.
Tyrannis: Yes, no, I get it.
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Musculus: Because look at you.
And look at me.
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Tyrannis: Yeah, yeah. Right.
Musculus: I mean, when you
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put us next to each other
like this--
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Tyrannis: OK.
Are you also a king?
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Musculus: Oh, uh, I'm more
of a handsome guy
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who just "hangs out."
In fact, it's unclear
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how I pay for
goods and services.
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Cork: I'm Cork,
and my deal is a wheel.
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In that I'm a wheel-maker.
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Axle me anything!
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Well, not anything.
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Only about wheels,
technically.
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I guess I...spoke too soon!
Ha ha!
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Stupendous: Boo!
Hippocampus: Terrible!
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Tyrannis: And what about you?
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Man: Me? I'm Tod.
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I'm a suitor you'll see
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right now for a few seconds
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and then never again
for some reason.
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Tyrannis: [Gasp]
There she is!
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♪
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Hippocampus: All right.
I got it! I figured it out.
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Stupendous: Oh, yay,
good for you.
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Hippocampus: The flowers
in the gift basket!
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Stupendous: Oh, you want
to tell me about it?
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Hippocampus: Some kind of pollen
or poison or pheromones.
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When he sniffed the flowers,
they made him fall in love!
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Stupendous: Yeah, but I ate
all those flowers
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and I'm not in love.
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Hippocampus: Ohh. Yeah.
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Unless the effects kick in
slower when it's
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ingested instead of inhaled.
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[Stupendous' stomach growls]
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Tyrannis: All right, now,
don't be alarmed.
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This is a pretty
incredible illusion,
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so, no hitting
if you can help it.
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Stupendous: I'm Stupendous.
Rhymes with tremendous.
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Warrior, demigod,
sex volcano, bed destroyer.
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Tyrannis: Stupe,
what are you doing?!
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Stupendous: Winning the hand
of the most gorgeous woman
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I've ever seen
in my entire life.
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Lycosa: And you are...?
Hippocampus: Hippocampus,
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half-brother to not one
but two idiots, apparently,
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and therefore also competing
for your hand, I guess?
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Man: Gah, that's what
I was gonna say!
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Musculus: No wonder
the sky is grey.
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The gods put all
the color in your eyes.
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Lycosa: Silly!
The sky is blue today.
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Musculus: It's sometimes grey,
and I'm talking
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about those times!
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Stupendous: Excuse me.
Mind if I steal her away?
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Musculus: Actually, I do.
I was about to
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regale the good lady
with tales of--aah!
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Stupendous: He had
someplace to be.
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What do you say
we get out of here
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and I overwhelm you
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with feminine power?
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Tyrannis: Lady Lycosa,
King Tyrannis again.
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I got your gift basket
that you sent
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to me specifically,
and not to my siblings.
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I'm a king. It's why
I said "King Tyrannis."
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Lycosa: You two are siblings.
Tyrannis: Half, yes.
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But again, I'm
the one who was invited
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and I'm the one
you're going to marry.
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Stupendous: You can
marry her after she and I
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have a lifetime of happiness
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and die in each other's arms.
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Let me guess: you're here
to steal her away.
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Hippocampus: I'm here
to steal you away.
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You two need to
snap out of it!
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Stupendous: Snap out of what,
falling in love?
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Tyrannis: Neither of you
can be in love with Lycosa.
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You didn't even want
to come here!
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Stupendous: Yeah, you got
a head start, you're welcome.
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But do you seriously think
she'd pick you
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when she could have
all of this...and this...
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and this...and this...
and this...and--
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Hippocampus: I'm not
competing with either of you!
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Stupendous: Yeah, OK.
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Tyrannis: We're on to
your strategy, Hippocampus.
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Hippocampus: Strategy?
What strategy?
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You're both being
mind controlled!
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Stupendous: There it is.
Tyrannis: Yep.
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Hippocampus:
No, you actually are!
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Something in the gift basket.
Remember?
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Tyrannis: Oh, wow, cool.
Well, you know what?
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I'm in love with her.
She makes me want to be
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a better person--a better king.
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Stupendous: She makes me
want to kill more enemies
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but, you know, with honor.
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Cork: She makes me
want to design
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a wheel that spins forever.
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Sorry. I'm Cork, from earlier.
The wheel-maker.
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Tyrannis:
Family discussion, Cork!
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Stupendous: This isn't
a group conversation!
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Hippocampus: Get
the hell out of here, Cork!
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Deliria: Not sure if it's
weirder to do it
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with a human that
was formerly a goat
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or the other way around.
Better try both.
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[Goat bleats]
Shlub: Darling,
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another smashing success.
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Deliria: Ty should let us
run the city more often.
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Look how happy everyone is.
Smiles all around.
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These events usually have
at least one crying couple
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discussing non-monogamy.
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Shlub: And the citizens
are loving
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that connected cart system
you made
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to get to and from the orgy.
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It's transit for
the public but it's sexual.
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There must be
a joke there somewhere,
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perhaps some sort of
word play...public...
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Deliria: I need
a congratulatory drink!
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What is that?
Housefly person: A smoothie.
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Deliria: A who-thie?
Housefly person: Buncha fruit
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and milks and stuff
all mixed up.
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Cost me my firstborn,
but I'm going to have
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one of these every day now.
[Chuckles]
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Next-born's first if the first
one's gone. Am I right?
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I can really poop 'em out.
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Shlub: Sounds delicious.
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Housefly person:
Offspring or smoothies?
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Shlub: Well, why not
start with the smoothies.
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Housefly person: Ah, yeah, the
fellas from Myra brought 'em.
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Shlub: Myra, the city
full of legal scholars?
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I didn't know
they made the journey.
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How wonderful!
Did they use--
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public sex transit?
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No, that's no good.
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Housefly person: Hrrrk! Hcccck!
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Shlub: Mm, Hcccck transit?
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I like the thought behind it,
but I'm not
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too convinced it'll catch on.
I beg your pardon?
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Deliria: Is he speaking fly?
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Shlub: I believe he's thinking--
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about what he's
going to say next.
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Oh, I see. He's choking.
Deliria: Ah.
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Shlub: He's ugly but not
let-him-die ugly, correct?
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Deliria: Mm...
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right.
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Shlub: I say, is anyone
here a doctor?
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Woman: Oh, I'm a doctor!
Man: Doctor over here!
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[Doctors talking at once]
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[Housefly person coughing]
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Housefly person: Uhh!
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Man: Huh?
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Housefly person: Thanks!
Yeah, still working out
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the whole "smooth" part,
I guess.
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Deliria: When did
we get so many doctors?
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Shlub: I suppose putting out
an open call
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to horned-up perverts
leads to droves of doctors
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and other abnormally skilled
or talented folks.
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This orgy may be the best thing
to ever happen to this city.
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Deliria: Then let's
keep this party going!
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Tia Who Smiles:
Suitors! We're ready
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for our next wreath ceremony.
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Lycosa, when you're ready.
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Lycosa: OK, first.
Musculus,
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I felt a real
connection with you.
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I think I can
be myself around you.
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Will you accept this wreath?
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Musculus: Thank you, Lycosa.
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I'm the hottest here!
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Lycosa: Cork the wheel-maker,
I also felt
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a real connection with you.
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I like how you can
be yourself around me.
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Cork:
You "spoke" right to my heart.
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Stupendous:
You already used that one!
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Hippocampus: He already
used that one!
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Tia Who Smiles:
Gentlemen, these will be
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the last two wreaths
of the night.
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When you're ready.
Lycosa: Tyrannis and Stupendous,
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will you both accept my wreath?
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Hippocampus: That's it.
I'm pulling you out of this
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before you both get hurt.
Tyrannis: Hurt?
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00:12:30,496 --> 00:12:31,678
Did you hear her?
We're in!
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00:12:31,831 --> 00:12:33,421
Stupendous: Yeah, bro,
don't be a sore loser.
336
00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:34,999
Tia Who Smiles:
The princess will now decide
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00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:36,609
who'll move on
to the best part--
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one-on-one alone time
with the princess.
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Hippocampus: Alone time?
OK, that's gotta be
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when two thugs senselessly
beat and rob you.
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Stupendous: Shh!
Beautiful ceremony happening!
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Tyrannis: Hippo, you've
been looking around all day
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for proof that
something is wrong,
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and you haven't found it.
What does that tell you?
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Hippocampus:
That I need to keep looking.
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If I do find proof,
will you two leave with me?
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00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,778
Stupendous: If we say yes,
will you go away?
348
00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:58,188
Hippocampus:
I'll take that deal!
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Lycosa: Cork...thank you
for sharing your story
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about becoming a wheel-maker
because your entire family
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was crushed by a wagon
you were driving
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00:13:04,046 --> 00:13:05,379
and you didn't want to
let that define you.
353
00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:07,031
Unfortunately, our time together
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has rolled to a stop.
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00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:10,034
Cork: I still love Lycosa.
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00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:11,126
But don't worry, world.
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00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,703
You haven't seen the last of me.
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Don Who Smiles: Cork,
the exit is this way.
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00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,056
Cork: But this is
the way we came in.
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00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,817
Don Who Smiles: Yeah, well,
there's an exit interview.
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00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:20,486
We're hoping you have a few more
tears left in those ducts.
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00:13:20,713 --> 00:13:22,563
Cork: Uh...I could
probably squeeze out a few.
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00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:23,489
Aah!
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Hippocampus: [Gasp]
They're killing the contestants.
365
00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:31,330
They're killing
the contestants! Aah!
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00:13:32,816 --> 00:13:34,391
I can't just leave this here.
367
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,484
When do you ever
find free bones?
368
00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:39,154
Shlub: Tell me, does
the city seem different to you?
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00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:40,747
Deliria: How do you mean?
Shlub: I mean, when did we get
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a store that only sells
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00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:44,159
old things people
no longer want?
372
00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:46,086
Deliria: Those old things
are new things
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called antiques
and vintage clothing.
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00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,741
All the latest residents
go crazy for them.
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00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,167
Shlub: That woman.
What is she running from?
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00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:53,668
Deliria: Oh, no, she's a jogger.
377
00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:56,021
Running is no longer a form of
self-preservation
378
00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:58,248
but rather a way to stay
in shape between orgies.
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00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,601
Shlub: That's what orgies
used to be for.
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00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:02,603
Deliria: Shlub, darling,
what's bothering you?
381
00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:05,105
Shlub: Remember when Ty
told us not to touch anything,
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00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:08,534
not to fundamentally alter
the character of the city?
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00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:09,702
Deliria: Vaguely. Why?
384
00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,428
Is there a way
that somehow matters?
385
00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:13,188
It's not like it could
hurt him in any way.
386
00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:14,615
Brutus: Man, things are
so much better
387
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,266
than when Tyrannis was king.
388
00:14:16,285 --> 00:14:18,268
Shelly: I literally cannot stop
eating these artisanal grapes.
389
00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:19,879
Brutus: What makes
them artisanal again?
390
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:21,105
Shelly: No idea,
but I'm sure as heck
391
00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,456
never going back to eating
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00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,367
those gross, normal grapes
we had under King Ty.
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00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:27,202
Deliria: What? Did they say
something relevant?
394
00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:28,870
I don't listen to peasants.
395
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,781
Lycosa: Stupe, when I'm
marrying somebody,
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00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:31,965
I'm also marrying their family.
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00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:33,467
Tell me a little bit
about yours.
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00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,377
Stupendous: Well, my brother's
a real piece of work.
399
00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:37,062
Tyrannis: Hey! What--?!
Hippocampus: Time to go!
400
00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:38,230
Tyrannis: Hippo,
we're not interested
401
00:14:38,457 --> 00:14:39,806
in your psychological games.
402
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,625
Hippocampus: Games?
No games. Murder!
403
00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,402
They're luring people
with the promise of love
404
00:14:43,629 --> 00:14:45,479
and then killing them.
There's a kill room!
405
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:48,390
Don Who Smiles: Kill room?
Do you mean the gifting suite?
406
00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:50,058
Hippocampus:
We're getting out of here
407
00:14:50,152 --> 00:14:53,061
right--after I marry Lycosa.
408
00:14:53,155 --> 00:14:56,306
Stupendous: Oh, so,
it's not a trap anymore?
409
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,233
Hippocampus: It is a trap,
it is mind control,
410
00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,068
and they are killing everybody,
411
00:15:00,162 --> 00:15:02,421
but none of that
matters anymore.
412
00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,164
I am madly in love.
413
00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:05,482
Tyrannis: There we go.
414
00:15:05,651 --> 00:15:08,135
Tia Who Smiles:
There we go, indeed.
415
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,096
[Spider burps]
416
00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:15,225
Hippocampus: Huh! The spider
part I had not figured out.
417
00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:18,845
Hippocampus: It all makes sense!
418
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,348
This entire place
is the lair of that thing,
419
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,684
except instead of webs,
it uses pheromones
420
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,851
to make us want to stay.
421
00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:26,594
I mean, in addition to webs.
422
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:29,264
Stupendous: And Lycosa is
trying to keep it
423
00:15:29,358 --> 00:15:31,283
from eating the people
she loves!
424
00:15:31,435 --> 00:15:33,694
Hippocampus: Lycosa is
clearly working for it.
425
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:37,014
Tyrannis: How can you say that?
And you claim to love her!
426
00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:38,273
Hippocampus: Oh, so,
you only love her if she
427
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,866
isn't working for the spider?
428
00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:41,609
Stupendous: If she's
working for the spider,
429
00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:42,962
I'm sure she's got her reasons.
430
00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:44,538
Hippocampus: I don't even
care about her reasons.
431
00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:46,190
I love her either way.
432
00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:47,858
Tyrannis: You only love her
because of pheromones, you said.
433
00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:49,451
Hippocampus: We all
got the pheromones!
434
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:51,862
That doesn't change anything.
Love is chemical anyway!
435
00:15:51,955 --> 00:15:53,213
Stupendous: It doesn't
make a difference
436
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:54,881
'cause
I'm the one who won her heart!
437
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,476
Tyrannis: No, you did not.
When's that supposed
to have happened?
438
00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,553
Hippocampus: "Won her heart"? In
your dreams you won her heart.
439
00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:01,705
Tyrannis: Princess Lycosa.
Hippocampus: ♪ I've been
writing you... ♪
440
00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:03,390
Tyrannis: Princess Lycosa...
Lycosa: Tyrannis.
Tyrannis: Ha!
441
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,467
Hippocampus: ♪ ...Or
has it been writing me-- ♪
442
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:06,819
Lycosa: Can we talk?
I'm worried you're
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00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,212
not here for the right reasons.
444
00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:09,154
Tyrannis: What? No.
445
00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:10,547
Hang on. Why are we sliding?
446
00:16:10,716 --> 00:16:13,383
Stupendous: Wait. Lycosa!
Wait! I love you!
447
00:16:13,402 --> 00:16:15,143
Hippocampus: She's gonna
bring him to the spider.
448
00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:17,054
She's gonna feed him
to the spider.
449
00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:18,572
Stupendous:
One down, one to go.
450
00:16:18,741 --> 00:16:20,390
Hippocampus: Stupe, no.
Look, we all love her,
451
00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:22,334
but we also know
she's gonna kill us.
452
00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:24,152
Stupendous: That's
one of her little quirks.
453
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:25,787
Hippocampus: Think for a second.
Our love is real.
454
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,247
We know that,
and it doesn't matter
455
00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:29,157
that it's part of
a feeding strategy
456
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:30,734
for an enormous monster.
457
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:31,826
Stupendous: Right...
Hippocampus: She's not
458
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,661
the only thing I care about.
459
00:16:33,714 --> 00:16:35,088
I also care about Ty...
460
00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:36,831
and you...and my life!
461
00:16:36,851 --> 00:16:38,909
Not in that order.
Stupendous: OK...
462
00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:40,911
Hippocampus: So, here's the
thing. Let's kill that spider.
463
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,246
And then we can
sort out which of us
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00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:43,747
gets to be with Lycosa.
465
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,190
Both: Me! No, me!
466
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,084
Stupendous: All right,
all right, first things first.
467
00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:48,602
[Stupendous grunting]
468
00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:51,530
It's--Sorry.
469
00:16:51,757 --> 00:16:53,532
It's spider-squishing time.
470
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:56,109
Deliria: Even
the orgy tent has changed.
471
00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:58,278
Shlub: Don't get me wrong.
I love the exposed brick,
472
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,688
but I'm beginning to worry
we've changed too much.
473
00:17:00,857 --> 00:17:03,208
Deliria: Mm, you might be right.
If Ty gets back and sees
474
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,711
how great we made the city
in the improbably short time
475
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:07,437
he's been gone,
he'll be crushed,
476
00:17:07,606 --> 00:17:09,030
which will make him unbearable.
477
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,791
Craig: Excuse me.
Since King Tyrannis is gone--
478
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,368
hopefully forever--I figured
you're the one I should go to
479
00:17:13,462 --> 00:17:15,962
about the new community
theater I'm hoping to build.
480
00:17:16,057 --> 00:17:17,389
Deliria: "Community theater"?!
481
00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:19,207
Craig: Yeah, but also
a cultural center.
482
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:21,968
You know, like a place
to challenge audiences, but also
483
00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:24,471
provide new opportunities
for meaningful expression.
484
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,456
We could maybe have some classes
that we could charge for...!
485
00:17:26,475 --> 00:17:29,810
Deliria:
This has crossed a line!
486
00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:31,737
Housefly person:
What an eyesore.
487
00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:36,241
[Wolf growls,
women groaning]
488
00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:37,559
Shlub: You're
doing great, darling.
489
00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:39,152
Everyone is quite unhappy.
490
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:41,988
Deliria: A store that
only sells food for dogs?
491
00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:43,323
I don't think so.
492
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:45,809
Miriam: Oh, just what we need--
more rubble.
493
00:17:45,902 --> 00:17:47,702
Shlub: But what are we going
to do about all the perverts?
494
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:50,255
They're the source of all
this frightful advancement.
495
00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:52,666
Deliria: I'm afraid the only
way to get rid of them
496
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,167
is to end the orgy.
497
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,743
Shlub: "End the orgy"?!
498
00:17:55,838 --> 00:17:58,338
Deliria: I know, but all good
things must come to an end,
499
00:17:58,432 --> 00:17:59,973
so we can have better things,
500
00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:01,508
like no responsibilities
501
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,769
and a son who's not
whining at us.
502
00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:06,288
OK, everybody, orgy over!
503
00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:09,274
Stop coupling in delightful
and surprising iterations,
504
00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:10,667
and go home.
505
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,777
[People groaning]
506
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:13,337
Joshua: You're ruining our city.
507
00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:14,688
Philomena: Yeah!
Those doctor perverts
508
00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:15,781
were curing our ailments.
509
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:17,265
Joshua: All the perverts
were great.
510
00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,284
Philomena: Joshua,
please shut up.
511
00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:21,436
All these advancements.
You're gonna undo them?
512
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,621
For what? Your son?
513
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,364
Deliria: No.
I am a goddess.
514
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:28,252
I do things because
I feel like it.
515
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,357
Shlub: My wife!
516
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,375
Lycosa: I'm sorry, Ty.
Thank you for sharing your story
517
00:18:35,469 --> 00:18:37,544
about how you could
probably do a lot of push-ups
518
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,045
but you can't because of
an elbow injury,
519
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,288
but I'm afraid our journey
520
00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:41,956
has been pushed
as far as it can.
521
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,383
Tyrannis: OK, I'm beginning
to think my brother
522
00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,035
may have been right
that this situation
523
00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:46,870
is not what it seemed,
but at the same time--
524
00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:48,205
you're making a mistake.
525
00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:49,648
If you'll just give me
a little more time.
526
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:50,874
We have a connection.
527
00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:52,634
You have to feel it, too.
We're in love!
528
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:53,986
Aah!
Lycosa: Oh!
529
00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:55,136
Hippocampus: Let him go.
Tyrannis: Really?
530
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,471
It's over, you two. I won.
531
00:18:56,565 --> 00:18:58,231
Stupendous: You're
clearly losing right now.
532
00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:00,141
Tyrannis:
It's an active conversation.
533
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:02,736
Lycosa: He's mine!
Tyrannis: That is
so nice to hear.
534
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:05,681
Hippocampus: Oh, my God.
Stupendous: Lycosa's a tongue!
535
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:08,225
Tyrannis: She's a tongue?
Hippocampus: She's a tongue!
536
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,652
Tyrannis: Oh, my God.
You're part of the spider?
537
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,079
Stupendous: Uhh!
Tyrannis: Aah!
538
00:19:13,248 --> 00:19:14,840
But I don't hold it
against you.
539
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,751
I still believe
we can make this work.
540
00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:20,179
[Stupendous grunting]
541
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:23,590
Lycosa: Ty, it's not too late.
542
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,759
Yes, I ate the other suitors,
but that was always the plan,
543
00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:28,912
just like it was always the plan
to find the love of my life.
544
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,264
And it's you, Ty.
It was always you.
545
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:33,007
I think I was
just scared, you know?
546
00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:34,226
Tyrannis: I'm scared, too.
547
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,102
Hippocampus:
Ty, she's gonna eat you!
548
00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:39,439
Tyrannis: I know that.
But also...awww!
549
00:19:39,533 --> 00:20:00,052
♪
550
00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:02,779
Lycosa: Good.
Now hand it over.
551
00:20:02,798 --> 00:20:04,448
Tyrannis: Lycosa...
552
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:07,467
I've decided
this relationship is unhealthy.
553
00:20:07,561 --> 00:20:08,727
Lycosa: Aah!
554
00:20:16,979 --> 00:20:19,363
[All cough]
555
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:22,890
Tyrannis:
Mom can never know about this.
556
00:20:22,985 --> 00:20:24,634
Hippocampus: Yup.
Stupendous: Agreed.
557
00:20:24,728 --> 00:20:26,394
Tyrannis: Wow. Look. The old
palace is still standing.
558
00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:29,081
I guess Mom and Dad didn't
burn it to the ground.
559
00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:31,308
Shlub: Very nicely done,
darling.
560
00:20:31,477 --> 00:20:32,918
Tyrannis: Wait a minute.
Where's the smell of
561
00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:34,920
rotting food and feces?
562
00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:36,646
Deliria: Oops.
Missed a spot.
563
00:20:36,815 --> 00:20:38,131
Tyrannis: Mother!
564
00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:42,744
Angelioforos, voice-over:
And that was the end
565
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:43,837
for the others.
566
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:45,413
But the ending of one story
567
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,349
is always the beginning
of another.
568
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,268
Maybe not always.
569
00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:51,495
Yeah, you know what,
I'm gonna say always.
570
00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:54,422
The new story wasn't simple,
like a story about a spider
571
00:20:54,516 --> 00:20:56,257
pretending its tongue
is a woman to make
572
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:57,609
a bunch of people
fall in love with it
573
00:20:57,836 --> 00:21:00,353
so it can eat them, with
the help of a loyal servant.
574
00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:04,449
It was a story about struggle,
survival,
575
00:21:04,676 --> 00:21:06,526
the little cruelties
that cut so deep,
576
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:09,513
but it was also a story
about kindness and hope
577
00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:12,774
and the strength
in all of us to change.
578
00:21:12,868 --> 00:21:13,792
Ultimately,
579
00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:15,627
it was the story of you--
580
00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:17,129
the most beautiful children,
581
00:21:17,298 --> 00:21:20,373
the most beautiful family
in the world.
582
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,617
Cork: I love you all so much.
583
00:21:22,711 --> 00:21:24,861
OK. Time for dinner!
584
00:21:24,954 --> 00:21:25,953
It's OK, world.
585
00:21:26,048 --> 00:21:27,531
You haven't
seen the last of--
586
00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:29,474
[Spiders munching]
587
00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:31,143
Man: Did you get any of that?
588
00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:34,688
- Bento.
[People cheering]
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