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These claws are so sharp, meow

Off with my panties now

If you wanna gang bang With all the boys in the club

Say, "Yeah"

If you wanna gang bang With all the boys in the club

Say, "Yeah"

If you wanna gang bang With all the chicks in the club

Say, "Yeah"

If you wanna gang bang With all the chicks in the club

Say, "Yeah"

Don't swallow it, Gina, this is research.

C'mon, baby, just fuck me already.

Why are you staring at me?

I saw it on TV, guys like to spray.

By the time you finish that smoke,

40 million guys in the world will have cum.

Right now, 80 million people are fucking.

Imagine that.

The screen is making my eyes bleed.

Sorry, guys. My tram was late.

Yeah, that feels good,

doesn't it?

Here, bro.

Such a sad story.

His wife dumped him and left him with the asthmatic kid.

Let's give him a blow job, it'll calm him down.

Guys, do we have any feet with red nail polish?

Sure.

Everyone, socks off and toes out for an inspection.

Okay.

We need some action here.

CAN I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH?

I know you're looking through the keyhole

when I'm showering and touching myself.

Send a sext to Sweet Simona

at 88-25-300

and I'll open the door for you.

Bobo!

Mrs. Vera, what is it?

This is not your apartment. Yours is downstairs.

- She says this is not my apartment. - Yours is one floor down.

Janko, you let the bird out.

How are we going to catch him now?

Dina!

Dina!

Kid, did you see a girl pass here?

Frost got your tongue?

I just came here 20 seconds ago.

Right.

You like looking through the keyhole, huh?

What else gets you hot?

You can tell me anything.

I'm so wet now.

I'm touching myself thinking about you.

Say something, handsome guy. Why are you always so quiet?

ASS, PUSSY, SMALL TITS, FEET

I shaved it all off while you were looking through the keyhole.

Not a single hair left.

Aren't I sweet?

I want you to text me,

love me, fuck me.

And what shall I call you, little mouse?

I AM BOBO.

What would you like for Christmas, my little Bobo?

You're not little.

You're big, am I right?

I've got big tits.

Huge ones.

And a small, tight hole.

I bet you can come a lot.

Can I touch your cock?

I WANT TO WATCH YOU TOUCH YOURSELF.

I'm tired of this shit.

Who pissed you off, Koni?

I need a drink, or ten. This is killing me.

Wanna go back to Germany and work in construction?

- Suits you better, anyway. - Don't mess with me, kid.

Stay away.

- Koni-- - Don't even talk to me.

- Schnauze! - It's "schnauzer."

What's this, a German class?

I'VE GOT A BIG ONE.

I think only of you, my little mouse.

SEND ME A CUTE PIC.

You turn me on a lot, Bobo.

I'm off to play with a cute girlfriend of mine.

Zeleni!

Why is Mr. Bobo sending you bird pics? Fuck.

A guy once asked me to put a hamster in his pants,

to nibble on him.

Look, Zeleni wrote,

"Send me a cute pic."

And the guy sent him a parakeet.

What the fuck? He meant a dick pic.

An erect penis, for fuck's sake.

Look at my guys.

This is what they send me.

Andi.

How come no one sends me poultry?

Zeleni, where did you go?

Disappeared again, huh?

Maybe the Austrian guy is into birds.

Austrians are into some weird stuff.

Michael.

Is that your pecker?

Will you let me stroke him?

Zeleni, really.

I can't reach her. Do you have her new number?

She deleted all her social media. You get the message.

Can you ask her to talk to me?

- She owes me that, at least. - What?

I'm pretty sure you owe her.

I know. I'll pay her back, I’m working for Germans now.

If you can tell her that.

She's not here, in case you were wondering.

Otherwise I wouldn't have opened the door.

Okay, can you at least give her this?

I got them for her birthday.

You're getting my house cold.

Take care of yourself and leave Dina alone.

Vlatka--

Zeleni.

You really need to get yourself a flat.

Language skills?

English, German?

German.

You read the job ad.

- You understand what we do here? - Yep.

I understand.

I'm a nurse.

I used to work at a psych ward.

I've seen it all.

Blood, wounds, pus.

- And shit too. - Correct.

My mum has Alzheimer's and she can't live alone

so I quit my job in Vienna and now I need a new job,

a flexible one.

For this job you need to be super clear-headed.

We had girls here who wanted to marry their clients.

I'm clear-headed.

Sometimes more than I should be.

All right.

In that case,

welcome to our psych ward.

This is Zeleni, you'll meet him later.

He's texting with an Austrian guy.

You can see what this Bobo guy writes to him too.

If someone tried to screw a client over,

I'd see it all here.

Mr. Bobo again? Have you fucked him already?

Who do you take me for?

I'm a nice girl.

Musketeers, meet Jana, your new colleague.

Zeleni, show her what to do.

You're the only normal one.

Fuck me, we have a real female here.

A real woman, unbelievable.

- Is that so? - But you're our boss, Liza.

That's totally different.

I'm a lady, you motherfuckers.

I'm Koni.

No handshakes. I had five guys come on my tits.

- I'm Jana. - This is a dirty job, Jana.

Right, Professor?

He doesn't talk to us. He's an English lord.

- Please, have a seat. - Memo, can you help Jana?

I have a guy who needs to come.

All right.

I'm currently chatting with five... seven guys.

This is our website, topless-treffen.com.

These are the categories.

MILFs, kinky, BDSM, teens, grannies...

Memo has a black belt in grannies.

All of the chat is in German?

Correct. Only Professor and I chat in English.

They've all lived abroad and I'm a student.

Memo is our genius.

Some day he'll translate real books.

These are our models. Laura Hot, Barbie Bizzare.

Fräulein Lisa.

FUCK ME! PLEASE

Dear listeners, drive carefully, the roads are icy and slippery.

This was a long night.

Are you alone?

Do you live alone?

Imagine that I come to you.

The person you are trying to reach is not accepting calls at this time.

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?

Should I lie down next to you?

Do you have a big cock?

What do you want me to do?

Would you like me to come?

I live in Wolfsberg.

- Do you know where that is? - Look, Bobo.

A little stain.

I'm often in Wolfsberg.

A cute girlfriend of mine lives there.

She often massages me. All over.

I let her touch me wherever she wants.

Should I ask her...

if you can join us?

One more pic?

I keep touching myself,

I can't stop.

I'm wet.

I'm soaking wet.

I put the shower head between my legs

and I imagine it's your hand.

I'm in Wolfsberg almost every day,

but I can't tell you why.

Would you dare to meet me...

so I can suck you off?

Now I'm really tired.

Why don't you ever sleep, my little Bobo?

I was in Wolfsberg yesterday.

Was it you?

Fucking shopping. It's freezing.

When are you in Wolfsberg?

I only sleep here, I work in the big city.

But I can take Thursday off.

Pick a place, I'll be there.

Have some filtered water from the fridge.

Will you tell your boyfriend where you work?

Or your husband.

I don't have either at the moment.

You don't.

But you're such a cutie. Guys love those.

How come you didn't find some doctor guy in Vienna?

Cum, cum through my ears

Cum, cum, cum

This guy is talking about corpses.

Who?

- Dietrich? - Don't even read that.

Just pass him to Fred.

Dietrich from Ruhr. He's my necrophiliac friend.

- Pass it over, I'll handle him. - No, I can do it.

I can handle it.

He's a nice guy, a Borussia supporter.

He's from some village--

Hey, Zeleni. Have you sold your car?

Zeleni?

What's BBW?

Wait, where?

Talking dirty in German is not my forte.

I was wondering who'd make a move on the cutie.

And Zeleni did.

Who would've thought?

He's just showing me something.

Take lessons from him and you'll be swimming with loan sharks.

Zeleni the troublemaker.

Can I count on you to donate sperm in case I need it?

For IVF.

Oh, relax. I won't bite.

Are any of you even getting laid?

Huh, wunderkinder?

Bobo, I haven't been fucked in two years.

I'll do whatever you ask me to.

I'm coming to you on Thursday!

Put your mask on, please.

Do you speak German?

Put the mask on, for fuck's sake.

Stop!

You didn't pay!

Bobo, where are you now?

Give me your hand.

What do you think?

Can anyone see me?

Everyone can see me, Bobo.

You're so naughty.

What did you see?

I saw everything.

Look.

My stockings are soaking wet.

What will you do?

You like it when I touch you?

You do.

Are you my little mouse?

Do my feet turn you on, Bobo?

You can't imagine how rich I am.

I won millions on roulette.

Fuck me good and I'll give it all to you.

Zeleni, are you at the office? It's Jana.

Open up, please.

I forgot my mom's meds.

Sorry, Jana. I was working and I fell asleep.

All good, just go back to work.

He sent me his phone number, he wants to hear my voice.

Listen to this.

"Call me, please. I'll send you my number."

"I need to hear your voice. Call me, please."

The guy has no one to talk to.

I know, but...

Twenty-eight texts.

- I mean really. - How much does it cost him?

Well...

Love hurts. And it can be expensive.

Boss told me that you always work nights.

Who, Liza?

Boss, my ass. She's cheap labor, just like us.

Our real boss is Mr. Guido.

He is somewhere in Germany, counting our euros.

Jana, leave that. I didn't expect company.

You're really hiding from the loan sharks?

He fell in love, like, for real.

He's made a reservation at a restaurant for Thursday.

Maybe I should call him to calm him down.

He should call a phone sex line. We don't do that.

He's got a date for Thursday, that's enough.

And what will you do when Thursday comes?

I'll tell him I'm not feeling well and propose to meet next Thursday.

Then I'll just keep postponing to keep him hooked.

He really believes all that?

They all believe.

Tell him to go to sleep. It's so late.

You should go to sleep too.

Did you find the meds?

You, you are in my heart

You, you are in my mind

You, you cause me much pain

You don't know how good I am for you

Bobo, it's me.

I made this recording for you to hear my voice.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Good morning. What have you got for us?

A shirt.

I'll have Maja take care of that.

- Maja? Please. - Yes?

Good morning, Maja.

You're from our parts, right?

All right.

- It'll be ready next week. - Okay.

Next week.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

What's up, whores?

Are you afraid to talk?

Shut up! He could understand us.

Attention, everyone.

This is Guido, your employer.

He came to meet you.

Hello everyone.

Better not to shake hands.

I used to do this same job, I know how it is.

I don't want to keep you, your lovers are waiting.

I brought you a present.

Some booze. Cheers!

I'll have a glass of water and then we can go.

Sure, come with me.

Zeleni, what the hell?

Put these boxers away, or I'll kick you out.

What did he say?

He seemed like a nice guy.

Yeah, right. He didn't even ask how we're doing.

Fucking whisky, man.

This is the first time he's ever come here.

I made a voice message for Bobo to hear Simona's voice.

What did you say?

I sang him a song.

How am I supposed to send it to him?

I sent it to you, you can forward it to him.

All right.

He's supposed to be German? More like a Bantu, from the jungle.

Or Zanzibar!

- We're so fucking pathetic. - Guys, I really love working here.

You took me in. You're...

And his name, Guido?

He looks like Ibrahim Murat to me.

What the fuck is this?

People are hurting and they don't know why.

"Things were better during the war," right?

It's true!

The guy screams every night and eventually he calms down.

My girlfriend and I used to live here, he howled every night.

Where will you live now that she's dumped you?

I've no idea. I lost a shitload of money.

They kicked us out of the flat.

She dumped me.

I fucked it all up.

What we need is an earthquake.

I'd like to see them crawl out of their holes.

- Achtung! - Koni, don't.

Let's hear it, whores.

- Yes? - Schnell! It's Gestapo, you motherfuckers!

Come out. I wanna see how many normal people are left.

Do that again and I'll call the cops.

Be my guest.

Now you see me everywhere, right?

I see you too.

Whenever I see someone,

I wonder if it's you.

I was afraid you wouldn't come.

When we meet, I'd like us to talk about random things.

Not the kind of stuff we usually write.

Can I guess?

You're embarrassed about the stuff we wrote.

You decided to hide where nobody knows you.

Where nobody would count your mistakes.

At night, you crawl out of your hiding place

like a little mouse.

If anyone knows you, it's me.

Don't force me into that nasty club.

- Come on. - And I can't leave Bobo alone.

I'm dying

I'm dying

Oh no

I'll follow you to the ends of the earth...

Wait up!

- Come on, can't you see she's dying? - Move it.

How can you listen to this music?

You don't come here to listen, you come to watch.

Oh dear. I miss the good old days when we groped chicks in bars,

chest to chest.

Now everyone's on their fucking phones.

Kristina, you're the best!

Zeleni, did you tip Kristina?

In case you sold your car. Did you?

- You're selling your car? - Do you have a buyer for me?

I'm selling everything.

You shouldn't be broke in your own country.

You should be living like a king.

Instead, everyone gets to screw us. Turks, Germans, fake Germans...

Go crazy, Koni!

He barely looked at us, like we're garbage.

Dina.

Let's leave for Germany.

You shouldn't be working at a place like this.

- I'm having fun. - Dina.

- Let's get out of here. - What, you want me to get fired?

Go ahead, ruin my life some more.

I'll pay it all back, I swear. I know I fucked up, but...

I love you.

How are you gonna make the money? At roulette?

Pick it up.

I've had enough

of loan sharks banging on my door in the middle of the night.

I'm done.

- I can't live like you. - Can I at least take you home after work?

Where do you live now?

- Don't come here again. - Dina.

- If you love me, stay away from me. - Dina.

I'll be waiting for you outside.

Dina!

Have some respect, guys.

I was a bouncer in Germany while you were measuring your little dicks.

Koni, go home.

I was a bouncer in Cologne.

All right, old man. Let's go home.

Look what the hicks did.

Fucking amateurs.

- Where's Fred? - Hooking up with some poor chick.

Get me out of here before I kill 'em all.

You go, I need to do something.

I'm dying

Dina!

Bobo, I had a boyfriend who broke up with me

and tonight I ran into him.

He’s washing dishes at a nasty bar because I lost his money.

I'm a gambler, Bobo.

BOBO, WHERE ARE YOU?

Where are you now that I need you, my love?

Where are you now when a guy needs you?

LOST PARAKEET BOBO

I need you to comfort me.

I'll send you something nice that I made for you.

IF YOU SEE HIM, CALL THIS NUMBER

You, you are in my heart

You, you are in my mind

You, you cause me much pain

You don't know how good I am for you

Bobo.

It's me. I made this recording for you to hear my voice.

Let's see what kind of a stain it is.

- It's a motor oil stain? - Yes.

Maja, please write the ticket.

We found this in your pocket.

You come here so often we should give you a discount.

I bet it's because of our girls.

- Tuesday afternoon, is that okay? - Yes.

Here.

- There you go. Bye. - Thank you. Bye.

What's going on? Why are you hiding?

He just stares at me.

- He left me a notice too. - A note.

Is he one of your people? A Pole?

I've no idea where he's from, boss.

But it's not normal to soil one's clothes so much.

And he keeps staring at my breasts.

Your breasts?

Where are you from, Simona?

You're not Austrian, right?

I can't tell you that.

You're my fellow countrywoman.

I'm your woman.

AND I'M YOUR MAN.

Austrian, my ass.

Bobo is Croatian. His grammar is better than mine.

You two are like a married couple.

Can I use your phone?

My battery's dead. It'll just take a minute.

- Don't call your aunt in Argentina. - Okay.

Hello?

- You lost a parakeet? - Yes.

The bird in the picture, his name is Bobo?

Did you find him?

We're out of town now but we'll be back in two days.

Let me get my mom. Mom!

Chimney inspection.

Thanks, Memo.

My job requires that I write to you in German but you guessed right.

Hey. Come with me, I need your help.

I'll be right there.

My folks are from Zagreb, and I live in Austria.

Yes?

It was my colleague who called you.

He just stepped out. I'll tell--

No, Ma'am. We didn't find a parakeet.

Ma'am, I have no idea.

Bobo, my ex was here. I thought he was gonna kill me.

What?

- You think we're dumb or something? - No.

You think you can hide from us? So cute.

Where's the money, dear?

Everything hurts, Bobo.

My lip is split and I can't open my eye.

I gambled away all his money.

I owe money to everyone.

He's a pathetic coward and you would've crushed him.

But you weren't there.

I called you, Bobo.

Good evening. Where to?

Get out, now.

Hey, do you need a cab?

Where to?

Maja, do you need a ride?

What do you want from me?

Why do you follow me?

I'll call the police.

No way.

You can't see me all bruised up.

I want to be beautiful for you.

I'M ON MY WAY TO MEET YOU!

Don't go crazy, my love.

I left town. I'll be at my parents' while I heal.

But I'll see you in ten days

and I'll want you deep inside me.

What the fuck?

Who's there?

Zeleni, is that you?

Bloody hell.

They banged you up real good.

Can you get me a T-shirt and a towel?

Come in, kid. Liza is not here.

Zeleni the troublemaker.

Where've you been, dude?

Geez.

They're beating us up too. Like hookers.

Zeleni kicked them in the balls. Right, Zeleni?

Did anyone write to the parakeet while I was away?

Guys, I don't feel safe here anymore.

Did he say he was going on a trip?

What if they start hunting us?

- Let me see, maybe you need stitches. - I'm okay.

Come on. This used to be my job.

Have you called the police?

What are you on about?

Are you crazy, girl?

Why are you all freaking out?

I'm not. But Bobo has just gone on a search for Sweet Simona.

- Where? - No idea.

All over the world. I really don't know.

I don't care that you're all bruised and battered.

We'll be together tonight.

I'm the woman of your dreams...

Simona, please call me.

They beat you up because of me yet I don't even know where you are.

He beat you up cos he found my notes?

I cheat, I lie, I rule your dreams tonight

I'm the woman of your dreams

Turn down the lights Don't be a child

I'm the woman of your dreams

Get ready for a wild night, you got a hundred texts.

Something about driving to see Simona.

Wait.

What are you doing here in the dark?

I didn't want to do it in front of everyone but your wound needs care.

Immortelle balm.

Ever heard of it?

Let's get you fixed up, I must go back to my mom.

He's at the border.

- Bobo is coming. - Are you serious?

Yes. Look at the pic.

He's actually out there looking for Simona.

- What will you write to him? - Nothing.

Simona's had a bad day and she's not responding.

Maybe he took the border picture off the Internet.

Maybe he'll be at your door armed with an axe.

He thinks it's his fault that Simona got beaten up

and now he's trying to find her, God knows where,

and save her.

Who got beaten up? You or Simona?

Both of us.

What is it? You'd like to heal him too?

Should we dress his wounds too?

I can call him as Simona and get him to calm down.

Jana, please.

Your brilliant ideas and songs made him crazy in the first place.

"Now that I heard her voice I know she's real, I must find her."

Just drop it, okay?

I believe in God and I want to help people.

But you actually make it worse.

Your shitty job is to help people cum, not to cure psychopaths.

I'll show you my therapy.

Massive tits, and that's it.

He likes them small.

He likes small ones. He wrote that.

Okay.

The patient's condition has worsened so he needs a massive dose.

Do you have a sister, or a girlfriend?

I don't have a sister, or a girlfriend.

I don't have anyone.

They're all someone's sisters.

Can you just finish dressing the wound and we call it a night?

Read it.

Bobo says he's in Zagreb

and he's asking if Simona is in town too.

- How does he know we're in Zagreb? - I don't wanna fucking know.

It's his life, his problem.

I found this on a pole the other day.

The same bird pic he'd sent me.

Look at the name.

Hold this on the bruise for five minutes.

Maybe he lives around here.

Maybe he's been watching us from his window all along.

Hello.

- Are you free? - This is an Austrian taxi.

C'mon, please.

- I'm drinking, not driving. - Please.

- We're much drunker than you. - Please, my dad will kill me.

- Okay, get in. - Thanks so much.

Simona, tell me if I've done something wrong.

If I were to lose what we have it would break my heart.

Answer me, please.

You're disgusting!

Sorry.

Disgusting.

- Get out. - Sorry, Mister. We'll be nice.

Take him to his mom and suck him off there.

Put that thing away before I kill someone!

Get out or I'll kick your ass!

Mom, where are you going?

I'm expecting a call from Eva in Munich.

Eva is sleeping now, it's night.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

Go inside.

Simona, today is my birthday.

That's why I had to see you.

To have some wine together.

I wrote you a thousand messages,

but you have no time for me.

She was horrible to you.

So now she's being punished.

You're crawling around in your clean white coat.

Look at you.

Like a pig.

Take your clothes off.

Everything.

Please, let's meet. Next week.

I don't believe a word you say.

- Take me! - No.

I'm really bad at it. Shut up!

You wouldn't even feel me.

Why do you ignore me?

You've gone back to him?

You're getting back together.

And then, bye-bye Bobo.

Get up!

I've had enough of your shit.

I don't want no chimney inspectors, broken faces or the police here.

Good morning, Liza.

Count it.

Don't forget your toothbrush.

Give me just a few more days.

- I'm leaving for Germany-- - You're done here.

In a few days you'll know what I mean.

Pack your stuff and get out.

Happy birthday, dear Srećko

Emina.

You rushed back to Zagreb to celebrate.

It's your birthday today?

Yes. You're the first one to remember it.

I saw someone was in. I thought it was a robber.

How come no one told me you were coming?

I had no work so I returned earlier.

- Well-wishers are calling. - Thanks.

- Hello? - Hello.

- Do you know someone called Bobo? - Yes.

Are you alone?

- You've got the wrong number. - Simona doesn't exist.

People text you and get paid for it.

Behind it all is a company that makes money on you.

Do you understand that?

The other one simply vanished.

A suitcase full of socks, all of them single.

How come you never lose a whole pair?

I'd left my phone here.

- So? - How come you had it earlier?

Yeah, 'cause I'm spying on you.

You're full of secrets, like a schoolboy.

You even have a passcode. Like I'd go through your phone.

Simona, a guy just called me.

He said stuff about you.

You must know who he is.

Simona, are you there?

I'M HERE!

This guy wants to fuck Angela Merkel.

He wants her to spank him.

Can I take the laptop home

so I can be near my mom?

You’re not taking anything.

Work as long as you can, then someone will take over.

No one can take over Bobo.

I'm the only one who knows all the details.

All right, take everything.

Take it all, folks.

Can I ask you something?

Shoot.

About Zeleni.

He's totally broke.

Nothing new there.

- Did he ask you for money? - No.

I was thinking, if you could give him his job back.

He's got nowhere to live.

So self-sacrificing, aren't you?

No, I just--

You just got the urge to wash some caveman's pants.

Time to get married.

- What have I done to you? - Oh, chill out.

Let’s get a drink and I'll explain a few things.

Take the laptop.

Working in Germany, I've seen it all.

And I realized one thing.

The most power you ever have over a man

is when he wants to fuck you and he needs to pay.

But times have changed.

Now you turn on the camera, play with your tits a bit,

you make money without ever seeing any dicks.

Don't play the innocent.

All the girls do that today. Look.

Live. Today, everything's live.

Do you see me as someone who strips for money?

It's a much easier and nicer job than washing German butts.

- I help sick people. - Same thing.

You help fucked-up, pathetic people for seriously good money.

You put on a wig and no one will ever recognize you.

Someday that'll end too.

Harems and geishas went out of business and so will porn sites.

Girl, you sound a bit crazy.

You think that those women really want to do it?

This is the problem with you feminists,

you're really nice girls but you're stupid as fuck.

What is it now?

Some day, one of those stupid girls will meet you in a dark alley.

The bitch wants to take down the porn industry.

Yeah, right.

My dear Bobo.

I wish I had someone to send pictures to.

Today I reread all of our messages

and I wanted to hug you.

You're a good man and you believe everything I say,

but I haven't treated you well.

I'll be very worried if you don't get in touch.

Where's my make-up?

Here it is.

I'm corresponding with a man.

He says that he can't live without me.

Your husband?

He says he's never loved anyone so much.

- Did I scare you? - Yes. Let's hide.

Simona, please forgive me.

Sometimes I lose my temper and then I feel bad about it.

I haven't told you, but I'm with someone.

- You want her to join us? - No. Please.

I'm with this person, but it's nothing.

If you say yes, I'll go with you.

I'm serious.

This will be our house, Simona.

Bobo, we can't live together.

We're just playing.

Look, I brought you someone.

You can imagine whomever you want.

We're stuck in an elevator.

You. She.

And I. We can't get out.

We're waiting for help

but no one is coming.

We're in the dark.

In a darkroom.

And it's hot.

It's hot.

So hot.

- Hi, Zeleni. - Hi, Jana.

I couldn't take your call. Did I wake you?

Listen,

he's gone out of his mind.

I can't handle it.

Mom, it's me. Go back to sleep.

What's this?

- Do you have the key? - No.

Maybe they sold the office space.

No fucking way. Call Liza.

It's a brand new lock.

What's wrong with you?

Her phone is off.

- Is that so? - Yeah.

They just took off, huh?

Motherfuckers.

- Fuck! - Don't, Koni.

He wants to sell everything and live with Simona in the house in the snow.

But he's with someone.

Would you like some chestnuts?

He has a wife and he's ready to leave her.

That's how jerking off works.

The guy whips it out, goes crazy,

then he squirts and is back to normal.

Large, please.

If that's how it is, why did you call him?

- You called him, right? - When?

You called him. He wrote to me about it.

Okay, I did. So?

Why didn't you tell me?

I was totally clueless.

I had no idea what he was talking about. It was so stressful.

I wanted to end it. And explain the whole thing to him.

I try to keep him on the sex-track,

to make him happy and squirt fast

but he fantasizes about living with me.

With Simona.

You need to get a different job. This is making you crazy.

This guy really lives somewhere, do you get that?

We've destroyed some pathetic guy's life.

This needs to stop, now.

You made this yourself?

Correct. I used graphic design software.

He put those posters up all around town.

I read that parakeets can survive for up to ten days in this temperature.

- Yeah? - So Bobo could be alive.

I'm sure he flew south and now he's sunbathing in the Canaries.

Mom.

Parakeets are not from the Canaries, they're native to Polynesia.

It doesn't matter, as long as he's warm.

Speaking like a professor.

Where are you going?

I'm leaving, Bobo. I have to.

I'm changing jobs.

Today is our last day.

Your food is getting cold!

We have to meet.

Tonight, and then never again.

Well, my hookers, they screwed us.

I was wondering why the German guy came to Zagreb,

he came to shut down the firm.

No wonder she's not picking up.

- She gave you some money, right? - Just gas money to get to Germany.

- He's the only one who got paid. - You should've donated sperm too.

For IVF.

Liza and I will meet again, sooner or later.

- Jana, what is it? - He hasn't been in touch.

All day. Please, come.

It's good that he's not in touch.

Isn't it what we wanted?

I asked him to meet me tonight.

To say goodbye to Simona.

Bye, Bobo.

Good morning, Croatia The New Year is coming

Up above the mountains Above the gray clouds...

You told him to meet you here. How stupid is that?

If he's in Zagreb, he'll come.

How is he supposed to find you?

There are so many people here, I'm totally safe.

You just stay here, please.

- Hello? - Who's the girl? A new victim?

- Dina. - Who's the girl in the car with you?

Where are you?

Your loan sharks called again.

They'll shoot you like a dog if you don't pay them back.

Bullshit! I paid it all back.

I'll kill them, I swear,

if they ever call you again. Where are you?

Are you here?

Good morning, Croatia

Dina.

Zeleni!

- Dina? - Is that your girlfriend?

It's nothing. She's just a colleague. Where are you? How can you see me?

Wait.

Dina, don't cry. Goddamnit.

Dina!

Bitch, better have my laptop tomorrow or I'll fuck you up.

Where's my money?

Where's my money?

Are you done, Jana?

Zeleni, really.

Come on, let's go to my place.

He won't come over if he sees you with me.

He won't come, ever.

I saw you leave with him, Simona.

But I can't just drop it.

Once in my life I found love

and I didn't know what to do with it.

This is where I sleep.

Just look at this incredible view.

You sleep in your car?

Yeah. I park and I sleep.

Wow, it's snowing.

Can I bum a smoke?

Snow is falling all around

And windows are frosting up

The young New Year is coming

The Old Year is gone

I'm not really your type, huh?

It's not you. I've just been feeling down.

Why did you bring me here if you're feeling down?

I came back to Zagreb for this girl.

Then she dumped me.

The time has come, Jana.

I have to go back to Germany.

I'm doing this as a nurse, don't get any ideas.

She called me earlier tonight.

So I'm kinda out of it.

Look.

You're a great girl.

If I had someone to look after my mom, I'd go to Wolfsberg

and look for a taxi driver from the Balkans.

Oh, Jana, I'll give you his number so you call him and--

If that's Liza about the laptop, ignore it.

I've got to go.

- I'll stop-- - I can't drive you.

My girl texted, she wants to talk.

Good for you. But let's not get killed now.

How am I supposed to get home?

Do you ever think of anyone but yourself?

Idiot.

- Hello. - Hello.

Is that your Christmas present?

Our old Bobo flew away so we got a new one.

What's his name?

He doesn't have one.

Didn't you say it was Bobo?

That was the old one.

This one doesn't have a name yet.

Wait, Janko!

Who was that?

Listen to me.

Our neighbor, a big bearded guy with a son.

Who's he?

Hi. You left your key in the door.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.

He drives a taxi in Austria.

Hello? Jana?

Happy New Year, Jana.

Guess where I am?

At Rathausplatz in Wolfsberg.

Right.

Not a single Austrian here, just seasonal workers.

Low-paid labor changing sheets at hotels.

Can you hear me?

I don’t have time for the whole story but he should be there now.

At a kebab stand I met Nusret, our fellow countryman.

He doesn't know any taxi drivers. You can stop worrying.

I know who he is and where he lives.

Can we change the subject?

- How's your mom? And your love life? - Please, listen to me.

He lives two floors up.

- I'll talk to you later. - I'm not crazy--

- I'm afraid to ask what that was about. - It's nothing.

You sure?

The sun is shining, life is good.