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Sorry Sir.

I want to see Tsui Ting Kwai?

I am his uncle!

You want to see Tsui Ting Kwai?

He is in the make-up room!

Look at this!

Ah Sun!

What?

We will have bad images!

Extras are like this, take it easy!

Tell me who the good guy is?

Of course the Europeans!

But which one?

The one in the vest!

What's the name?

Smithron!

Smithron?

You, come here!

- Me? - He is calling you!

You, come here!

Me?

Go!

Try!

Are you alright?

It wasn't in the script!

But we need the money, take it easy!

CHINESE FOOL!

Are you alright?

You!

It's all because of money!

Watch out! Don't ever go to China Town!

Kwai!

Uncle, why are you here?

I am here to look for you!

How is the old Dad?

He died last week!

Forget the past,

he was your old dad!

He asked me to look for you!

And you work with your step-brother.

You're together to work business!

I won't, I have struggled for 20 years!

It's better in Hong Kong, Kwai!

Did his dad leave him legacy?

Not much!

But the business goes down-hill!

The loss in stock!

Expenses on funeral!

It leaves around 8 to 10 billion!

Hong Kong dollars?

U.S. Dollars!

That's good!

Chinese fool, more play it!

You, stop here!

You, American fool!

Sucker!

Good!

Uncle, you go first,

I meet you next week!

Me first!

Father!

What do you want to confess?

I only want to know if you can help!

Say it then!

I am Frank, I swear a lot!

I am a security manager,

I want to behave!

That's good, God will help you!

Of course he has to help me!

If you want to swear!

You use the names of fruit!

Then you won't swear again!

Fruit's name?

Banana damn you!

Right?

Recite the bible 3 times,

you'll be safe.

I won't!

But say thank you to God for me!

What are you staring at?

He won't be saved, damn!

In the name of father and the son and the holy gods!

Who is dead?

My husband!

Let me see!

How old?

47!

That's not too bad, he should not live his long!

He should be dead before 40!

How can you say so?

I was right!

And your husband would die because of you!

If not, you'll die before him.

I want to see you boss!

I am the Boss!

Your dad? Discount for you!

Something quick, $2930!

The service is for 2 days!

A Mum & a Nun will do service too!

Deluxe coach for transport!

And lucky draw as well!

I want my dad to have the best in his funeral!

So expense!

Think it over!

Or else you'll change your mind!

Are you alright, manager?

I am alright!

I hurt her with my eye!

OK!

Let's go!

Go!

Sir!

Sorry!

Good morning!

Lucky I am not late!

Be quick, or we'll be framed!

Miss Li!

Kimmy, it says Virgo have romance!

You're dream lover may come today!

Forget it, my stomach has been upset!

Mind you may fart in the lift!

Mind your words!

I'm sorry, I'm not well!

What happened?

You're late for work deduct 1/2 days' salary!

We're not late for work!

It's 9:00 a.m. on your watch!

I put it two minutes behind purposely!

Damn, I have to share the legacy!

But I can send him back to the states.

Uncle, whisky on the rocks?

How come Kwai is still not here?

Fu, do you know what's happening?

Someone is going to share your assets!

And you still look happy!

Uncle, we are brothers!

And Kwai was doing fine in New York.

Not as good as you!

Mr. Tsui, a Tsui Ting Kwai waits for you!

Ask him to come!

I am here already!

Brother!

Uncle!

Are you alright?

How do your face?

I am impressed!

We meet at last after 20 years!

Dear brother, my dear brother!

Brotherhood!

Yes!

Brotherhood!

Stop that, will you, sit down!

We started off selling coffins!

And every one has to begin from the bottom!

I had been an office boy!

We have to know the staff's needs.

And treat them, well!

The staff help us to get rich!

I know, what do you want me to do?

Report to the head of office boys!

You are on probation for 6 months!

If you can do it, half of the firm is yours!

But if you don't behave!

You better go back to the states!

General manager!

Sit!

Well, you are of the sales office, security & E & M!

The 3 worst staff of the company!

All female staff have to watch their male friends.

That's funny, there's not many divorce among friends.

The worst was to trade his wife as a whore!

What do you want to say?

I want you to be office boys!

What's the reason?

But triple the salary!

Did I hear what you said?

You are assured of job and spending!

You will never be fired!

The firm will pay for your expenses!

We have to be careful!

Your job is to be a bad companion!

Turn my brother to be a villain!

Your brother?

He is an office boy, by the name Kwai!

Only 3 of you know the fact!

I want him to be real bad!

As bad as possible!

That's why female staff are scare of us!

Our principle is to stay single!

Mind your words!

The prize is $300,000!

Report to Yan right away!

Forget about your past!

I am famous of my impartiality!

So, behave yourselves and be good!

I have you bad breath!

I'll smack you if you don't behave!

I'll never say anything bad about you!

Things like sexual assault!

OK, I'll keep it my mind!

You, make sure that you behave!

I will!

Give me back the magazine!

And you!

What?

Let me think, wait!

You look like a poor man!

What are you doing?

Yes, I give you a hard time, so what!

Hit him!

What? Threaten me?

I am not scared!

Behave!

You will be fired!

I was kidding!

Don't!

Go to hell!

Beat him hard!

Who's there?

Shit!

Looks so horrible!

I wanna complain!

Sorry, the G.M. has an order!

No complains will be entertained!

Never be fired?

How could you get away with that incidence?

He will never complain, we know his weak points!

Thank you!

That's OK, what would you like?

We take you to tin tin sea food village!

Right!

Are you insane?

We won the mark six lottery!

You should spend it slowly!

I don't like seafood!

What would you like then?

I used to have meals like this!

Oh, I like it!

It's tasty! Good!

Great!

Great!

How?

Blackmail Beanny!

You like her?

You like her, I can tell by the way you react.

Don't frame me up!

We can help you to date her!

But mind that she may not be good for you!

Don't keep her for too long!

You have many other choices!

Don't tell women the truth before their 60's.

Don't feed them up before their 70's!

No discussion with them!

We have the same point of view!

Great!

That's why female staff are scare of us!

Our principle is to stay single!

Right!

No wonder you're the crazy companies!

Sister!

Brother!

I am being framed!

You are framed?

Where is our money for renovation!

How can you talk to me like that!

If not because of my sister, I'll stab you!

Brother, be gentle!

Where is the money for renovation?

Sister, I am hopeless to lose the money!

What are you staring at, kid?

No chicken for you!

Be serious, don't fool around!

We can't move without the money!

The old lease expires today!

Don't worry, I have my power!

I can delay paying the debts!

So, what about now.

See what big brother tells us to do!

Pay off the fee for renovation!

You say!

I introduce you to the wealthy city!

Be a "Guest Whore" for 2 weeks!

You want us to be whores?

What's wrong with it!

You never do any good things!

Either be a striper or a P.R.

And this time a whore!

What's wrong showing off!

You are insane!

You can behave yourself even if you are a whore!

You can behave yourself!

When you have money, we can pay for renovation!

And the left over for me!

It's wasting my time talking to you!

Beanny, we have no choice!

I can get that much money in such a hurry!

You don't mean!

Take it easy, just like a play!

Run away if you need to!

Miss Happy, you are very understandable!

Don't bullshit!

No, what if I meet someone familiar!

No, they work from 9 to 5!

When you work, they are still in bed!

It's too erotic!

These two are maxis!

That will do!

Come on, serve the guests!

We won't serve those we know!

It won't happen!

Right, go, come on!

Mr. Chan.

My god!

What's happening?

He is our personnel manager!

We won't serve!

Right, come on, go!

Finish!

Who is the other one?

He is our accountant manager!

Who is the other one?

Our deputy director!

Looks like our office is here!

Well, you have one more choice only!

No matter if he is your boss!

Lucky that I am in the mood!

No, they'll have throttle cancer sooner or later!

Gentlemen, she's mona...

What shall we do?

Is he really your boss?

No, they are the office boys!

You deserve it!

Go!

Do we have to?

Go!

Really?

Help yourself!

You?

Happy!

Beanny?

- What? - Happy, Beanny!

We have been here for 6 months only!

I am Chilly! She is Ling!

Yes...

You look very familiar!

It's just a co-incident!

I look like Ching this way,

and Maggie the other way!

And like Hung this way!

No wonder I look like stallone!

Really? In what way?

In this way!

Shit, the girls are like nannies!

Call the Mummy to come over!

Boss, let's go!

Let's choose whoever we like.

That suits me!

So young?

Yes, I am only 20!

Looks like comrade Winnie!

I am sorry, we have to serve another table!

Right, come over here!

Let me go!

Damn you, take off your hand!

Shut up!

Learn your Cantonese properly, will you!

I have my pistol here, is that enough?

Wanna trap me?

No, we have a new law!

Arrest those with the I.D. Card!

Don't have to be afraid of him!

A real one?

Real!

Go to hell!

I bite you!

Stay here!

Sorry.

No move!

What did he say?

I don't know!

He speaks mandarin, you talk to him!

- Speak mandarin. - You speak then.

Don't move.

Freeze! Don't move!

Go.

You bastards, leave me behind!

Shut up, don't move!

Shut up!

That's funny!

I kill you!

Do you think you can fight with us?

Four to one, that's unfair!

I don't want to be a hero!

Beat him!

Boss, we are coming to save you!

Fix them up!

Very sour!

Is it painful?

Of course, but if you kiss me!

OK, for what you had done for us!

What about you?

One kiss is not enough!

So you want two kisses!

No, to make love once!

Damn you, what about me?

So I need to make love for months!

Sorry for what had happened to you!

Don't mention it.

It's OK, they are lying on the ground.

The police told them so!

Why do you work there?

Because my brother has lost all the money!

And we have no place to live!

And we have our own principle!

Principle is a fragile thing!

Sister, I call someone to fix those guys!

How dare you to come!

The Mummy is complaining!

Kid, you have gut to date my sister?

Pay me money!

You are insane to ask her to do such job!

That's none of your business!

Let's follow suit!

Good!

Let's judge who is right!

Wait till you pay off my sister's debt!

What do you want now?

We have money, how many rooms do you have?

Two!

We rent it and give you the money!

And deduct it from the rent!

Good, but $10,000 per month!

3 months bond, 3 months advance rent,

3 months for me!

Give the money to you?

Do you want to rent the room?

How can you do it, Happy?

Don't worry, they are easy to deal with!

Kwai, it's easier to date them!

Beanny is yours!

Remember not to keep her for too long!

Yes!

I know!

Welcome, your room is ready!

I charge according to the beds!

$3,000! $5,000! $10,000!

The beds have the price, money again!

It worths it.

I have models to demonstrate!

That's a hole behind the price list!

She's gone so fast!

That's why it worth $5,000!

She's gone!

$10,000 is the best!

The hole faces the shower, money first.

I want it!

Any cheap ones?

Cheap ones? Yes!

This one has $200 allowance!

Stop annoying?

Hi, pal, you are handsome!

Handsome!

$200 allowance from the Indian!

Go to hell!

They have moved in!

You are miser!

Two rooms two toilets, one each!

What about the other one?

It's for you!

I have a shower!

What's happening?

The noise of running water!

Something tricky, let's go!

See what he is doing!

You want to learn that?

Yes, because I am rude!

And I have two rivals to date the same girl.

And girls like gentlemen!

What do you want to do?

You have a nice watch!

I want to stop fighting from now on!

How do you fight?

Or knocking on the head!

I like hitting on the face!

- You have many different styles! - Yes.

I can put you to sleep, and when someone...

Say "Stop fighting" you'll lose control!

And you won't fight then!

That's good!

Look at my eyes!

Which one?

Left eye watch my left eye and so on!

Ah Lee Ah Me ma Me Ho!

Raise your left hand, and your right hand!

And!

Give me all your money!

Damn you, I'll smash you!

Your instinct is strong!

You are pure,

and I add whatever I like!

If you hear "Stop Fighting"!

You'll lose control of your limbs.

And if you hear "We talk it over"

You'll listen to him!

Is it OK?

OK, now $3,000 please!

You are insane, $3,000!

I am not sure if it works, I'll beat you up!

Stop fighting!

How come?

We talk it over, give me $3,000!

No!

Oh, not!

Don't give it to him, smash him!

Help me to scratch!

Go back, I call you in an hour!

Close the door behind you!

Good, just like this!

So romantic, such a big bunch of flowers!

It's for Happy!

I declare war against you two!

Someone is in love!

Of course, nothing can stop me!

Do you dare to fight with me!

I won't fight anymore, I am a gentlemen!

And damn you!

Stop fighting, we talk it over!

No!

You bastards, must know my code!

When I am awake, you'll know the consequence!

You'll know the consequence!

We'll wait, but now help me to relax!

What's happen?

He owes us money, so he's our servant!

No!

"We talk it over" fill your mouth with the orange!

Don't border them, let's go!

Freeze, we talk it over,

a strip show for us!

No, Happy,

go back to your room!

Happy, don't watch!

No!

No, don't take it off!

Funny, "We talk it over".

Take off the paints!

Great!

We talk it over!

Don't be a sticky nose!

Don't just show Happy & Beanny!

We show it to our neighbors!

"We talk it over" no pants to see the people.

No... my god!

"We talk it over" get out!

"We talk it over" come back!

"We talk it over" get out!

"We talk it over" answer the phone!

I am sorry for not telling the code!

It's "No one to ask"!

I know it now!

Wrong number!

OK, we give you a chance!

"We talk it over" fetch me a cup of tea!

I don't want to go on!

No more?

Quick!

Are you ready?

Tell me when you will finish?

If you behave, the time will be shorter.

Have your tea, Kin and Chiu!

Are you angry?

"We talk it over" smack your face!

He's not really listening!

Right, let's see!

"We talk it over" smack yourself!

It works, "We talk it over" harder!

How come? What's he doing?

Freeze, damn you bastards!

Freeze, finish the tea, quick!

Or stab him to dead!

I don't object!

I stab you!

OK... I drink it...

Get out!

You put on a strip show, come on!

- Why is it like that? - The curse doesn't work...

One more try.

1! 2! 3!

We talk it over!

No one to ask!

You bastards, be naked!

Be baked!

It's your fault to start that!

I didn't know he know how to decode!

My god!

Open the door, I need to release!

Listen, one at a time!

The one with 2 nudies can come in!

Give it to me... Come over!

You or me!

Boss, that's only a few mistakes!

And you fired me because of those mistakes!

Because of your mistakes,

we lost millions!

Get out!

What about my pension?

I suspect you made the mistake purposely!

Don't provoke me by standing here.

I report to the I.C.A.C,

and put you into jail!

Get loss!

Goodness me!

Boss, you call me?

Yes!

My secretary is on leave today!

You work as a secretary today!

You want me to type or take short hand?

No!

Just do what she used to do!

I don't know what she used to do!

Just fill in the number?

Boss, I don't understand!

Well, you go with me to do business.

And no one will know about it!

I am sorry!

I'll yell if you keep me here!

Go on, yell out, no one will hear you!

I am an assistant instructor with YWCA.

Don't tell anybody!

Everyone know you are a sex maniac!

No, don't say that you had beaten me.

See how you behave!

Get in!

Why are we here for?

Donate blood!

No, male blood is the swarm!

Blood donation harms sexual performance!

You are insane, you donate once!

Your body will produce fresh blood!

And it will improve your health!

Right!

Seems quick scientific!

Yes!

But I believe in my father!

Aren't you afraid of donating blood?

Of course not!

We are heroes!

Why about you?

I will, I am supervising them!

They are very enthusiastic.

Sit down!

Pull up your sleeve!

Thank you!

First time?

Yes, I'm afraid!

Look at me, don't look at him!

Is it hurt?

No!

Can you see what's in my eyes?

Myself!

I see myself in your eyes!

Great, I don't feel the pain!

Of course, they haven't started yet!

Lucky that I could get away with it!

How are you!

Miss!

You first!

Good, thanks!

That's OK!

Thanks!

I'm bleeding!

Can I help you?

No, I just wanna donate!

Don't know what they are doing.

Kwai, can we make fun of him?

- How? - Yes!

It's so nice having a nap after eating!

It's ten to two,

our head is coming back!

Don't worry, we will never be fired!

What?

No, I didn't say anything!

Yeah.

Let's find something to do!

Good... what to do!

They are out for lunch!

Are you Mr. Tam Sad Chiu?

Yes, who are you?

Did you donate blood this morning?

Yes, but don't have to thank me!

No, we find something in your blood!

Something with the effect to deal with AIDS!

What... What effect?

That means you might have AIDS.

I have!

I have... I... I...

Are you nut, I got to work!

I call you back later!

Wait!

Don't hang up yet, or we publish your name.

I... I won't hang up!

I ask the expert to talk to you!

Did you have sex with whores in the past 7 years?

Of course!

Please give the names of those who!

In the past 7 years, had sex with you!

From yesterday?

I can't remember her name!

That's no reason!

She said "Big Tits" only!

I can't stand it!

Would it be a mistake?

We have a self-inspect method to tell you!

I ask another expert to talk to you!

Him!

Mr. Tam Sad Chiu?

The method is simple!

You life up your right leg slowly!

And then put out your right hand!

See if you can touch your right foot!

- That's western Tai Chi! - Insane.

Standing one footed!

I can't!

That's 30% possibility!

Stretch your tongue and lick your left eye!

That's impossible?

You are insane listening to me!

Your brain is damaged!

I want to make a call, have you finished!

Soon, one more minute!

See if you taste something sour!

No!

Ask someone to help you taste it!

Where can I find someone?

Be quick, your symptom is obvious!

If not you'll be dead soon!

Happy!

Yes!

Can you please help me?

What?

Try it my tongue tastes sour.

Bad taste!

Don't hang up, don't publish my name.

What a maniac!

What a maniac!

I have to endure if I will act in your show!

OK, wait till I agree, then publish my name.

OK! Keep in touch.

He seems to be mad!

Gee, 3 more died of AIDS!

AIDS is very horrible!

If I had AIDS!

I would rather die!

Me too!

It's better die!

But I have to do something good before I die.

My money is not of much use!

I have to save the sexual refugees!

Pal, take it!

For prostituting!

First choice Siu Chui Hung!

She's figure very good!

Second choice Siu Man Yuk!

If you don't like!

Third choice Siu Yim Fong!

She is quite alright!

Remember to use condom!

Take careful!

Damn it!

Pal, calm down!

Is it enough for you!

Anybody else?

I want it!

Take it... thanks!

It's all gone now, what a relief!

What are you doing here?

I am helping people, is it illegal!

Behave yourself!

Shoot me pal!

Come on, shoot me... I don't afraid, come!

I'll accuse you!

I spit at you, I have AIDS!

My saliva is more powerful than your gun!

What are you doing?

I wanna kiss you!

Stop, stop it!

You will surely die!

Leave me alone!

I have AIDS I don't care!

No, you are very healthy!

The red cross didn't call!

You have no AIDS but not sure if you have cancer!

My money... I have no AIDS?

You don't have AIDS!

Sir, we don't know him!

Sir, I know them!

Office boys won't make big mistakes!

I upgrade him as a salesman!

It's bad for the business!

Shut up, go with Kwai to negotiate the mattress!

And I will give him other information!

She's the boss of Joanne's world!

She's Joanne, more than 30 years old!

If we can be the dealer of "Sweet Dreams" mattress!

We will get rich!

Let's try!

- Thank you. - Help yourself!

Help yourself!

I'll be with you soon!

Help yourself!

God, I forgot something!

I'll be back soon you handle it first!

What are you going?

You don't know!

Kwai!

Nothing!

Are you Mr. Tsui?

Yes, I have information for you!

Why did Mr. Tsui Ting Fu send you up?

He wants us to get experience!

May I help you!

Kwai, I have to apologize!

You brother asked me to trap you!

Your brief case contains porno magazines!

Don't let Joanne look at it.

What?

So you are new in the business?

Yes, I have something to show...

Do you smoke?

I don't mind people smoking!

Please yourself!

I am sorry! Do you like a smoke?

I am sorry, I didn't see it!

We are the first group of disabled staff.

Let me light it up for you!

I can do it myself!

You are very pertaining!

People always make fun of us!

They poured the ink on the table this morning!

And they always show me to the female toilet.

Here is some information on "Sweet Dream" mattress.

Did anybody touch your brief case?

What's the matter?

Some one swap your information!

Really? My god!

I don't think I still have the job!

I am hopeless, I got to go now.

No, you tell me about the information!

OK!

Joanne!

Simon, you are rather rude.

Your friend has come?

Who's he? Would you like to dine with me!

I need to think about it!

You have an appointment with him?

I am Tsui Ting Kwai!

Is he blind?

Yes!

Do you want to dine with me?

Yes!

Wait outside, I need to get change!

What about him!

He can't see!

He is blind?

In here!

Thanks!

What do you do to spend your time? Music?

I like to see movies!

But you are blind?

Actually I listen to the movie!

I like Chow Yun Fat and Cheung Yue Ling best!

And hate Wong Ching and Chan Pak Cheung!

Yes, they are the worst!

They are bad taste!

I like to see how you listen to movies!

OK! Thanks!

Have the soup first!

OK!

Excuse me, I have to make a call!

You bastard, wanna trap me again!

Have the soup when it is hot!

Sir, the soup is not yours!

Whose this one?

Yours, we made the mistake!

It's OK, no difference!

The one is yours!

Thanks!

Do you want to be tricky again!

Have the soup now!

Don't take advantage of him for he can't see!

Of course I won't!

The soup is tasty!

Have it quick!

Have it!

Is he really blind!

Let me test him!

Nice!

The soup is bad!

Sorry, I have to go to the toilet!

Bastard, test me with the money!

Gee!

What's matter?

I have lost the welfare fund of our society!

Search again!

I have looked around.

My god, do you know that.

We got the money by selling blood!

It's for the baby to have an eye operation!

You know that it's expensive for babies!

Let me search again!

OK!

Don't worry!

It's here!

Thanks!

I help you to put them in your pocket!

Put it safety!

Yes!

I want to donate as well!

Where is my money?

The money? That $10,000 is yours?

Thanks!

Fu, why did you ask me to come?

Kwai, starts working as a sales today!

And we have to look after him!

Right!

Who's that?

Mr. Tsui, I am Joanne!

How are you Joanne?

Did my sales do anything wrong?

No, he is fine!

Don't forgive him for sake of me!

Tell me what he had done wrong!

His plan works fine!

What plan?

We talk another day, bye!

That bitch!

She's admiring your brother!

I hope Kwai will behave!

We need to push the young ones!

The chair is about to break in pieces!

Yes!

Kwai, please give us a chance!

I know you are undercover!

Three managers got fired together would never happen!

Winning the mark six lottery is a lie!

Yan is under your control is a lie too!

Be my friend?

It's true!

Otherwise we wouldn't call you!

But...

Do I have any good times knowing you?

$10,000 for a bed space!

Tell me!

We will leave!

Let's go!

Stay there!

So you want to leave me behind.

I don't need friends telling me to be good.

Will you!

I need someone to turn me into a villain!

Please, stay here with me!

OK. We help you to fix your brother!

No, he is my brother anyway!

Kwai, I thinking.

I have a nice coffin...

for your brother!

No!

I help you to get his girlfriends to you!

Don't make mistakes!

No!

I am Joanne, what are you doing?

Reading playboy!

But you are blind?

They have special edition for the blind!

That's movie showing again, wanna listen.

Listen to the movie?

See you at 7:30 p.m. at Isis theatre!

Joanne!

The girl is after you ha!

7:30 p.m. at Isis theatre!

That's good!

Beanny, I will say it!

Please yourself?

Beanny!

I am giving you a once for all chance!

What?

I was going with Beanny to movie!

I had no time,

a chance for you to go with her.

To movie?

Don't say that you can't,

she gets upset.

And she will never say yes again!

7:30 p.m. Isis theatre.

Isis theatre? I!

What's wrong going out with the girl!

Two girls in the same theatre!

Don't worry, we'll help you!

You are not scare of horror movies?

The boys always go to horror movies with me.

They want to take advantage!

So you want to take advantage of me!

He hits him!

I was going to watch this one!

He's object!

I was going to watch this one!

And he likes to porno one next door.

You did the wrong thing!

Yes, I said next door!

You did the wrong thing!

You go in first, I come later.

You get away!

Sorry!

Joanne!

Sorry, I am late!

That's OK let's go in!

Good!

Over there!

Be careful, yes, here!

Thanks for your help!

It is a horror movie, will it suit you?

Of course, I like listening to horror movies!

The noises are raging!

I need to go to the toilet!

I go with you!

No, I go by myself!

Can you?

Hold it please!

Why so long?

There was a fight, but it's over now!

Don't be scared!

Sir, no smoking here!

No smoking? What am I going to do?

I can't watch the movie without a smoke!

Go to the lobby then!

So long, hope he's alright!

I have the ticket!

He is mad, pretend to be blind!

Please check it out for me.

He's been in there for a long time!

OK. I check it up for you!

Thanks!

That's OK!

Kwai!

Kwai!

You said you went to the toilet?

Yes, I did!

You had?

Yes, I just came out from the toilet!

Did I go to the female toilet?

No, let's listen to the movie!

- I really didn't? - I help you!

I really didn't?

Thanks, I am sorry!

Don't worry, it's only a movie!

A pair upstairs and a lonely one down here!

The new one enjoys and the old one endures!

What's wrong with you?

To the toilet?

I go with you!

No, I worry!

You go back first, I take a long time!

That's OK!

Well...

I wait for you here!

What can I do? My god!

I really like you!

Fine, let's get in,

and I bathe you!

You don't behave!

Yes!

It's fine now!

Looking for me?

He smokes for such a long time?

I had a whole packet!

I was dreaming about our future.

Let's watch the movie!

Please call 109!

A message for her!

Tell her that her relative is dying!

Kwai, are you alright!

Joanne!

Kwai!

Joanne!

There he is!

Where had you been?

I had to answer a call!

I wait for you here, answer the call!

No, wait till the movie finishes!

Get up!

I am sorry, Beanny!

What Beanny?

Oh, I was dreaming of nuts!

How long did I fall asleep?

More than 10 minutes!

You don't even know the ending!

Of course it's a tragedy!

Let's go!

Beanny, wasn't Kwai with you?

He walked around, don't know where he went!

Where is your girlfriend?

She goes around every where too!

I go to look her up!

Kwai!

Chiu, come to see the movie?

Right, with the girlfriend!

What?

Wait!

Is it that serious?

Really?

Yes, only you can help!

Do you mean it?

You better hurry!

Let me introduce, my girlfriend!

You have a good boyfriend!

Really?

Don't flatter him!

We should go back if it's serious!

We have to hurry, I can go now!

Let's go back first!

The men are so busy!

Yes!

Bye!

This contract can make 3-4 million!

I will promote Kwai to asst. G. M!

Whatever you say, uncle!

Well, Kwai! What about next week's gathering!

It will be OK. I have some funny games.

They will surely have a good time!

Harmony is the most important!

Young master, why do you like me?

I like your different appearances!

Especially when you have to endure!

I really enjoy watching your look of endurance.

Young master, we have been lovers for so long!

I like to have some understand water?

No, I give you the water instead!

Young master!

Look at you!

From me to you!

It's a chain!

Yes, a chain is better!

Young master, I give you a code!

This code leads me to you!

It's better I give you a code!

Learn hard, I only say it once!

Or else you can never find me again.

40342, 40342, 434234, 43420

024, 43420, 333424024

334, 024, 334, 024, 3433, 3433

3324, 3430, 044022, 43243

That's enough, I wanna quit!

What's wrong, it's fine!

It's boring movie!

You are below standard to understand it!

They will surely have a good time!

It has to be a common to all people!

Of course, only if I am the writer!

Don't be bad tasted!

I only write what I think!

How are you doing?

Have you signed the contract!

Come over!

What?

Uncle has promoted me to asst. G.M.

And the 3 of you back to your original posts!

Good!

Pair 3, I have shot you!

- Uncle? - Boss!

Look for you!

This is Mr. Robinson!

He is...

Our accountant to audit!

To check the amount of $27,000,000

Uncle, let me explain!

No, I'll take up my post again!

Uncle.

Leave me alone!

Don't, leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Still no one?

Boss!

Where's Uncle?

In the hospital!

What for?

He's in a coma!

The doctor said he'll never recover!

So serious!

What to do then?

Finish the show first!

And back to the states to be an extra again!

How can you?

Stop that!

We have no proof now!

I wonder if you are my brother!

You may have another father!

That's too much of you!

You damn shit bastard!

The three of you are fired.

See how you can survive!

Shut up!

Don't stop me!

Don't!

You want to murder me?

Stop arguing!

Don't look at him!

I think he's really hurt!

And so!

What do we do now?

We have killed him!

Why is it so noisy?

Have a smoke boss!

Boss!

Boss, I have reserve a seat for you!

Hurry up to watch it!

Are you insane, let's go!

He has nothing when he needs something!

We get a scapegoat, let's go!

They are gone!

He seems to be dead!

Anybody in?

No!

Chop him into pieces,

- and bury him! - No!

What can we do?

30 second for the show!

What shall we do?

Put on the show first!

Go out, quick!

Kwai, you guard it!

A very sentimental drama!

Written, directed and acted by Frank Ngau.

We can't be bound by the feudal system!

And framed by the triad!

We have to resist, we want freedom!

Young master, your dad won't accept us!

I will fight for it!

You cradle snatcher!

Where are you going, Fung?

You son of the bitch, don't date her!

It's none of your business!

What do you gain spoiling my dates?

How is he?

Will his life be in danger?

How is he?

You ruin our reputation!

Fung is dead.

What a shock!

Nanny, how did Fung die?

Died of illness!

No, she dropped dead!

No, she hanged herself!

What are you talking about?

I don't remember the dialogue!

Go to hell!

Help!

He's responsible for Fung's dead.

And we punched his head!

You betrayer, everyone wants to fix you up!

Beat!

Dead audience, our boss can't hold back!

His drama interest, and be a guest actor.

Let's cheer for his performance!

Let's beat him up!

Please yourself!

Dear audience, we like to mix together!

For the drama, let's fix the betrayer!

Help!

Boss!

That's wonderful!

That's wonderful!

He's so mean to us, beat him up!

Give me a sugar cane!

My god!

I gave him the wrong thing!

It's looks so real!

Great that's violent enough...

We unite together to face the problem!

We unite together to face the problem!

Get him out quick!

Quick!

What's going on?

I don't know?

Throw him into the sea!

We can't do it?

Well, we are all responsible!

Shut up!

Stop!

A taxi driver has got off the car!

Throw away the Japanese flag!

Who drives?

You!

I have no permit!

We haven't neither!

Did anybody learn driving before!

I have learnt 3 hours.

I have learnt 2 hours.

I failed the written test.

Then, I will drive.

I have the talent to drive!

Drive slowly, beware of the road block!

Watch out for speeding.

You big mouth!

Gee, it's road block!

My god, god help me!

Show me your permit!

Sir, he is unconscious!

Fainted? And he drives?

I pulled the hand-brake to stop it!

He fainted when caught speeding!

Really!

Yes, he has got 13 points already!

And he fainted when caught!

What was he doing?

140 m. p.h.

140 miles per hour?

140...

Sir, he is good citizen!

I think he will produce the permit!

He is not allowed to drive for a long time!

Call the ambulance!

You four go to the hospital with me!

What's up?

A gang fight, 30 to 1!

Really!

You wait here!

Gee, what would happen?

See how boss is...

He is dead, Frank will be accused of murder!

Go to hell!

Doctor, how is the one just come?

Dead!

Dead?

He head is crashed!

Shut up, will you!

Why did you hit him so hard!

Shut up!

I am sorry, I got to go!

I have to go too, you stay here!

Kwai, let's go!

It is always against my own will!

Frank, do you want?

I wanna hide away!

Frank!

I have to go!

Tell me something about it!

Do you really have to go!

Of course, I don't want to drag you in!

I have to go!

Remember to up hold your principle!

I know!

You can sell anything you want!

But keep one thing for yourself!

What?

Keep your ass, don't make money out of it!

Go to hell!

Frank...

I have something for you!

Even though I always give you trouble.

But this thing is more suitable for you!

The pills?

No, drugs for rats!

If you are caught,

swallow it and keep our secret.

Go to hell!

I have something to tell you!

But I am afraid that you'll get upset!

Tell me!

You are pretty, but too vain!

You are not the only woman in the world!

Happy, she never talks to us!

Frank, I have decided!

You better surrender yourself.

You stay free and I am in the jail!

It's manslaughter!

My friend was a murderer, he was set free!

He's only 40's, still plenty of time.

When did he go to jail?

9!

God damn you!

Frank, calm down!

I go with you to surrender!

That's better, it's good to have a companion!

Let's go together!

Why?

He's alive!

Tell me what you are?

I am still alive.

That's good!

Don't be happy yet!

I am not a gentleman!

What do you want?

First, you go back to the states!

Second, the three of you get lost!

Beanny, you promise!

Me?

Beanny goes with me to Hawaii for 2 weeks.

Be my part time lover!

Go to hell!

Remember I can accuse you of murder!

And you'll be sent to jail!

Shit!

I had told my driver if after 15 minutes...

I am still here, he'll call the police!

Look into my eyes!

Tsui Ting Fu, look into my eyes!

Listen to what I say!

Listen to me when I say orange!

I know, rape all women!

Damn you, you are a dog!

Not a dog, a crab!

A crab!

No, a tea pot!

No, a dog!

No, a crab!

Tea pot! A dog! A crab!

A dog! A crab!

Tea pot!

A dog! A crab!

What's that?

A dog like crab, to be a tea pot!

Oh, his driver is till down there!

Boss!

Go back home!

Boss, do we have to call the police?

No, go back home and pull myself?

Pull myself, go back home!

What shall we do with him?

Leave him here for a few days.

Hope that uncle will recover!

But our coffin show will soon begin!

We can't deceive much longer!

Just try our best!

She's a big mouth all the time!

It's bad.

Don't worry, I can give the order!

Fire her, send her to clean the toilet.

Great!

I want to see the G.M.

No, you can't!

What's matter?

It's an emergency!

What are you doing?

You ask me?

I know why you got promoted so fast!

You are gay!

Mind your words?

Yes, I know you have sex with him!

Shut up, or I throw you out!

Don't!

Foon, get her out!

Stay there!

I just want to see him!

Otherwise I won't go!

Have a good look!

Boss!

Boss, I want to complain!

Boss, don't listen to what they say!

The only way to recall his memory is...

Say something he is interested!

Like what?

Ask the singer he likes to come!

Alan Tam, he likes visiting the sick!

No, he likes Chow Sui!

Chow Sui? Not familiar!

And idol or new comer?

OK. She'll come to you tonight!

What does he like?

Something man must like!

Boss, I have a sexy magazine!

Yes!

He responds!

It's Pak Wan Kam!

No, Lam Ching Har, Maggie and...

OK!

Doctor, he responds!

Let's try further!

If he can't recover in 3 days, the chance is slim!

What then?

Boss, Theeresa is here.

Are you under their control?

Boss, I have evidence!

You go out first!

What's wrong with you?

Why do you pretend, what's in your mind?

Yes, I have my plan!

Because I love you!

You love me?

Yes, I want to get close to you!

I know you will come!

I dared not to tell you!

I assault others for I can't have you!

You turn me into a sex maniac!

You really love me?

Yes!

What are you waiting?

Are you kidding!

Come on!

Come!

I scarified myself for our safety!

My body is no more pure!

But my soul still!

Plastic flowers!

Beanny, dinner is ready!

Come over, I got to talk to you!

What do you want to tell me?

Sometimes you are a stranger to me!

I am Tsui Ting Kwai, you No. 1 boyfriend!

You are an office boy, and then a sales.

But then asst. Manager,

young master!

Do you have anything hiding?

That's my uncle's idea!

I only want you to be honest to me!

Don't ever lie to me!

OK!

I promise to be honest!

I will never lie to you!

Wrong!

Quick!

I want to see Mr. Tsui Ting Kwai!

He is in China!

Kwai!

She's Chiu's girl friend.

I know!

Let me see what she's up to!

Kwai!

He's coming!

But isn't he in China?

No, he went to the China firm to get a stick!

You lost the stick!

This way, Kwai!

Joanne, why are you here?

Is your girl friend here.

Kwai, ask her to come in!

Please!

I am not welcome!

No, please!

My god!

What am I going to do!

Sit over there.

Sit down!

I like standing up!

I help you!

Be careful!

Don't touch!

Sit here?

Will you be here in Easter?

Yes!

I want to go diving in Philippines!

I will go!

Kwai, you can't swim!

But to dive is different!

But you can't see a thing!

Can I join in too?

Of course you can join us!

Why are you standing here?

Well, U.S. And U.S.S.R are at war!

She's?

Chiu's girl friend!

What?

Kwai, she's not my girlfriend!

I only like you!

Happy, stay away from him!

He is not the one for you, I am the one!

Kwai, what are they doing?

They...

They are at war!

Kwai, she's his girlfriend, right?

I am his girlfriend!

Shit!

I thought blind people are honest!

Blind? When were you blind.

You lied to her!

No...

You are not blind and you saw me changing!

I only saw a little!

Let me explain?

You don't have to!

You don't have to go, have a fight!

Take Kwai with you whoever wins!

Take away Kwai!

Get away!

Unfair, 2 to 1!

Happy, where is Beanny?

She asked me to resign for her!

And she wants you to move out in 3 days!

Uncle!

I don't know what to do?

The coffin show commences tomorrow.

But I'm not in the mood!

I find that I like Beanny!

But I upset her!

Uncle, tell me what to do?

Let me go!

You can never beat me!

Are you alright?

You really hit me hard!

I am painful all over my body!

You lie again!

I don't want a dishonest boyfriend!

You like me or you wouldn't have come here!

I come to see the boss!

I don't believe?

You have quitted already.

Well, I had gone out with Joanne.

But I don't love her!

But you saw her getting change.

I didn't enjoy it!

But you saw her body!

You are not serious!

I won't listen to you!

- Listen to you! - No!

You step on the pipe!

I won't listen, I won't look!

Let me go!

Till I have finished!

My brother trapped me!

So I pretended to be blind and went out with Joanne!

I want to make a deal with her!

No one man has never lied to his lover!

I am upset, finished!

You are not interested in Joanne!

Not really!

But of course I choose you!

But you have second and third choice!

No, you are the only one!

Boss, you have recovered?

Uncle!

You are very noisy!

But go on!

Ignore him!

The coffins look like furniture!

Thanks!

We encourage foreigners to buy coffins before death.

So that they can get used to it.

If you like 20% off!

Thanks!

Sister!

No body in, where can I get money!

Let me get some water!

Plastic flowers!

Who are you?

You must be a thief!

Where is here?

My sister's home!

What, Beanny's home?

I'll call the police!

I am Tsui Ting Fu!

You are Tsui Ting Fu?

Stop, I give you money!

Money?

Joanne.

Congratulations!

Thanks!

The coffins look like furniture!

Thanks!

I want to talk about sole agent in Europe!

You are not upset?

I have lost the man I love!

But I want to keep my business partner!

OK!

You want to tell the truth!

Unlawful detention is a crime!

That's my sister!

$1 million!

My Sister! $1.2 million more!

Boss, so late!

I was having my holiday!

The show was a success!

You brother is as good as you!

So and so!

You have more time to spend with us!

I am sorry, I have to go in!

Fu, the show was a success!

Kwai, Tsui Ting Fu is here!

Should I call the police?

My god, I'll lose my job!

He really did a good job!

It's no point arresting them!

If I arrest my brother, I am a villain!

Fu, I think!

Uncle, I know what to do!

Kwai, you had done a good job!

I didn't worry about anything!

Good lad.

Tell me Frankly what you want!

You have 30%, I have 70%!

And we have no more argument!

What about 50/50!

I have had enough!

Up to you to decide!

OK. I agree!

We work together for the future!

What a magic!

They have compromised!

Everybody, I have something to announce.

What to announce?

I will get marry!

Who will marry you?

I didn't say so!

I didn't mean you!

You are not pal,

we had agreed not to get marry together.

Think it over!

Right!

But I have found the right one!

And so suitable!

So suitable?

Am I suitable!