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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,278 --> 00:01:03,244 Sorry Sir. 2 00:01:03,512 --> 00:01:08,174 I want to see Tsui Ting Kwai? 3 00:01:08,315 --> 00:01:10,406 I am his uncle! 4 00:01:10,782 --> 00:01:12,009 You want to see Tsui Ting Kwai? 5 00:01:12,216 --> 00:01:13,614 He is in the make-up room! 6 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:20,075 Look at this! 7 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:22,947 Ah Sun! 8 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:24,919 What? 9 00:01:25,055 --> 00:01:26,954 We will have bad images! 10 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,681 Extras are like this, take it easy! 11 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:33,656 Tell me who the good guy is? 12 00:01:34,692 --> 00:01:35,988 Of course the Europeans! 13 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:38,458 But which one? 14 00:01:38,594 --> 00:01:40,390 The one in the vest! 15 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:46,920 What's the name? 16 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:48,990 Smithron! 17 00:01:49,664 --> 00:01:52,598 Smithron? 18 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,565 You, come here! 19 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,361 - Me? - He is calling you! 20 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:58,091 You, come here! 21 00:01:58,269 --> 00:01:58,962 Me? 22 00:01:59,102 --> 00:02:00,330 Go! 23 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:07,663 Try! 24 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,743 Are you alright? 25 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,780 It wasn't in the script! 26 00:02:31,449 --> 00:02:36,474 But we need the money, take it easy! 27 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,252 CHINESE FOOL! 28 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:42,416 Are you alright? 29 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:43,611 You! 30 00:02:43,888 --> 00:02:46,481 It's all because of money! 31 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:49,816 Watch out! Don't ever go to China Town! 32 00:02:50,091 --> 00:02:51,022 Kwai! 33 00:02:53,058 --> 00:02:54,922 Uncle, why are you here? 34 00:02:55,126 --> 00:02:57,093 I am here to look for you! 35 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,652 How is the old Dad? 36 00:02:59,528 --> 00:03:03,190 He died last week! 37 00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:08,355 Forget the past, 38 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:11,156 he was your old dad! 39 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,627 He asked me to look for you! 40 00:03:16,768 --> 00:03:21,931 And you work with your step-brother. 41 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:24,300 You're together to work business! 42 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,664 I won't, I have struggled for 20 years! 43 00:03:27,873 --> 00:03:32,001 It's better in Hong Kong, Kwai! 44 00:03:32,808 --> 00:03:35,502 Did his dad leave him legacy? 45 00:03:35,744 --> 00:03:37,471 Not much! 46 00:03:37,777 --> 00:03:40,939 But the business goes down-hill! 47 00:03:42,445 --> 00:03:47,244 The loss in stock! 48 00:03:47,515 --> 00:03:53,007 Expenses on funeral! 49 00:03:53,185 --> 00:04:00,450 It leaves around 8 to 10 billion! 50 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:04,282 Hong Kong dollars? 51 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:06,181 U.S. Dollars! 52 00:04:07,557 --> 00:04:08,717 That's good! 53 00:04:09,524 --> 00:04:12,423 Chinese fool, more play it! 54 00:04:18,595 --> 00:04:20,755 You, stop here! 55 00:04:38,603 --> 00:04:41,265 You, American fool! 56 00:04:41,972 --> 00:04:43,369 Sucker! 57 00:04:45,406 --> 00:04:46,600 Good! 58 00:04:49,441 --> 00:04:50,908 Uncle, you go first, 59 00:04:51,043 --> 00:04:52,236 I meet you next week! 60 00:05:12,351 --> 00:05:14,784 Me first! 61 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,388 Father! 62 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,353 What do you want to confess? 63 00:05:25,489 --> 00:05:27,388 I only want to know if you can help! 64 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:29,014 Say it then! 65 00:05:29,925 --> 00:05:33,586 I am Frank, I swear a lot! 66 00:05:33,727 --> 00:05:35,717 I am a security manager, 67 00:05:35,861 --> 00:05:37,088 I want to behave! 68 00:05:37,896 --> 00:05:43,092 That's good, God will help you! 69 00:05:43,232 --> 00:05:45,222 Of course he has to help me! 70 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:50,661 If you want to swear! 71 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:55,663 You use the names of fruit! 72 00:05:55,836 --> 00:06:00,032 Then you won't swear again! 73 00:06:00,205 --> 00:06:01,501 Fruit's name? 74 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,001 Banana damn you! 75 00:06:08,308 --> 00:06:09,535 Right? 76 00:06:10,343 --> 00:06:12,503 Recite the bible 3 times, 77 00:06:12,644 --> 00:06:14,405 you'll be safe. 78 00:06:14,577 --> 00:06:15,566 I won't! 79 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:19,645 But say thank you to God for me! 80 00:06:23,215 --> 00:06:24,909 What are you staring at? 81 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:36,611 He won't be saved, damn! 82 00:06:37,088 --> 00:06:39,316 In the name of father and the son and the holy gods! 83 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:47,983 Who is dead? 84 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:49,854 My husband! 85 00:06:50,426 --> 00:06:51,722 Let me see! 86 00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:55,719 How old? 87 00:06:56,762 --> 00:06:58,456 47! 88 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:02,992 That's not too bad, he should not live his long! 89 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,191 He should be dead before 40! 90 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,765 How can you say so? 91 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,157 I was right! 92 00:07:10,334 --> 00:07:13,461 And your husband would die because of you! 93 00:07:13,637 --> 00:07:16,161 If not, you'll die before him. 94 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:17,361 I want to see you boss! 95 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,299 I am the Boss! 96 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,834 Your dad? Discount for you! 97 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,802 Something quick, $2930! 98 00:07:24,942 --> 00:07:27,602 The service is for 2 days! 99 00:07:27,743 --> 00:07:29,801 A Mum & a Nun will do service too! 100 00:07:29,944 --> 00:07:34,537 Deluxe coach for transport! 101 00:07:34,612 --> 00:07:37,841 And lucky draw as well! 102 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,469 I want my dad to have the best in his funeral! 103 00:07:40,181 --> 00:07:41,647 So expense! 104 00:07:43,716 --> 00:07:45,443 Think it over! 105 00:07:45,783 --> 00:07:51,151 Or else you'll change your mind! 106 00:07:56,288 --> 00:07:57,778 Are you alright, manager? 107 00:07:57,922 --> 00:07:59,820 I am alright! 108 00:08:00,024 --> 00:08:03,980 I hurt her with my eye! 109 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:17,790 OK! 110 00:08:51,945 --> 00:08:53,070 Let's go! 111 00:08:54,479 --> 00:08:55,502 Go! 112 00:09:36,564 --> 00:09:37,461 Sir! 113 00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:04,040 Sorry! 114 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,071 Good morning! 115 00:10:16,147 --> 00:10:17,306 Lucky I am not late! 116 00:10:17,481 --> 00:10:21,109 Be quick, or we'll be framed! 117 00:10:24,284 --> 00:10:25,251 Miss Li! 118 00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:37,381 Kimmy, it says Virgo have romance! 119 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:40,648 You're dream lover may come today! 120 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:44,418 Forget it, my stomach has been upset! 121 00:10:46,327 --> 00:10:48,418 Mind you may fart in the lift! 122 00:10:48,562 --> 00:10:49,653 Mind your words! 123 00:11:31,079 --> 00:11:33,308 I'm sorry, I'm not well! 124 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:45,410 What happened? 125 00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:12,925 You're late for work deduct 1/2 days' salary! 126 00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:15,121 We're not late for work! 127 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:17,094 It's 9:00 a.m. on your watch! 128 00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:21,832 I put it two minutes behind purposely! 129 00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:31,128 Damn, I have to share the legacy! 130 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:34,569 But I can send him back to the states. 131 00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:39,064 Uncle, whisky on the rocks? 132 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,765 How come Kwai is still not here? 133 00:12:43,644 --> 00:12:47,942 Fu, do you know what's happening? 134 00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:54,912 Someone is going to share your assets! 135 00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:56,946 And you still look happy! 136 00:12:57,216 --> 00:13:00,741 Uncle, we are brothers! 137 00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:03,541 And Kwai was doing fine in New York. 138 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:05,675 Not as good as you! 139 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,447 Mr. Tsui, a Tsui Ting Kwai waits for you! 140 00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:12,447 Ask him to come! 141 00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:14,112 I am here already! 142 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:16,454 Brother! 143 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:17,815 Uncle! 144 00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:20,023 Are you alright? 145 00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:23,394 How do your face? 146 00:13:25,127 --> 00:13:26,958 I am impressed! 147 00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:30,427 We meet at last after 20 years! 148 00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:35,260 Dear brother, my dear brother! 149 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,092 Brotherhood! 150 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,563 Yes! 151 00:13:39,868 --> 00:13:40,834 Brotherhood! 152 00:13:40,968 --> 00:13:43,491 Stop that, will you, sit down! 153 00:13:45,603 --> 00:13:52,300 We started off selling coffins! 154 00:13:52,973 --> 00:13:59,033 And every one has to begin from the bottom! 155 00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:01,040 I had been an office boy! 156 00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:04,577 We have to know the staff's needs. 157 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:08,234 And treat them, well! 158 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:11,876 The staff help us to get rich! 159 00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:14,277 I know, what do you want me to do? 160 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:19,181 Report to the head of office boys! 161 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,250 You are on probation for 6 months! 162 00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:25,183 If you can do it, half of the firm is yours! 163 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:29,579 But if you don't behave! 164 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,756 You better go back to the states! 165 00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:34,748 General manager! 166 00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:36,082 Sit! 167 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:42,987 Well, you are of the sales office, security & E & M! 168 00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:46,021 The 3 worst staff of the company! 169 00:14:46,463 --> 00:14:51,454 All female staff have to watch their male friends. 170 00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:54,760 That's funny, there's not many divorce among friends. 171 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,389 The worst was to trade his wife as a whore! 172 00:14:57,534 --> 00:14:59,228 What do you want to say? 173 00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:02,301 I want you to be office boys! 174 00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:03,993 What's the reason? 175 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,797 But triple the salary! 176 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,170 Did I hear what you said? 177 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,903 You are assured of job and spending! 178 00:15:14,107 --> 00:15:16,370 You will never be fired! 179 00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:19,542 The firm will pay for your expenses! 180 00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:23,402 We have to be careful! 181 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:29,871 Your job is to be a bad companion! 182 00:15:30,815 --> 00:15:32,179 Turn my brother to be a villain! 183 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,246 Your brother? 184 00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:36,544 He is an office boy, by the name Kwai! 185 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,243 Only 3 of you know the fact! 186 00:15:39,385 --> 00:15:42,750 I want him to be real bad! 187 00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:44,749 As bad as possible! 188 00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:47,684 That's why female staff are scare of us! 189 00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:51,680 Our principle is to stay single! 190 00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:56,386 Mind your words! 191 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:59,549 The prize is $300,000! 192 00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:01,160 Report to Yan right away! 193 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:08,192 Forget about your past! 194 00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:13,394 I am famous of my impartiality! 195 00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:17,500 So, behave yourselves and be good! 196 00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:21,296 I have you bad breath! 197 00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:23,336 I'll smack you if you don't behave! 198 00:16:23,571 --> 00:16:25,332 I'll never say anything bad about you! 199 00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:28,166 Things like sexual assault! 200 00:16:28,306 --> 00:16:32,000 OK, I'll keep it my mind! 201 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:37,267 You, make sure that you behave! 202 00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:38,432 I will! 203 00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:40,737 Give me back the magazine! 204 00:16:43,479 --> 00:16:44,844 And you! 205 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,037 What? 206 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,673 Let me think, wait! 207 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:58,117 You look like a poor man! 208 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,917 What are you doing? 209 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,042 Yes, I give you a hard time, so what! 210 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,146 Hit him! 211 00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:08,279 What? Threaten me? 212 00:17:09,023 --> 00:17:10,513 I am not scared! 213 00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:13,284 Behave! 214 00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:14,914 You will be fired! 215 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,790 I was kidding! 216 00:17:19,795 --> 00:17:20,624 Don't! 217 00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:22,921 Go to hell! 218 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,828 Beat him hard! 219 00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:30,323 Who's there? 220 00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:41,336 Shit! 221 00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:49,167 Looks so horrible! 222 00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:54,265 I wanna complain! 223 00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,942 Sorry, the G.M. has an order! 224 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,875 No complains will be entertained! 225 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,902 Never be fired? 226 00:18:04,481 --> 00:18:06,345 How could you get away with that incidence? 227 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,711 He will never complain, we know his weak points! 228 00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:09,872 Thank you! 229 00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:12,506 That's OK, what would you like? 230 00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:15,117 We take you to tin tin sea food village! 231 00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:15,945 Right! 232 00:18:16,085 --> 00:18:16,846 Are you insane? 233 00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,578 We won the mark six lottery! 234 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,478 You should spend it slowly! 235 00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:23,087 I don't like seafood! 236 00:18:23,222 --> 00:18:24,210 What would you like then? 237 00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:26,851 I used to have meals like this! 238 00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:27,684 Oh, I like it! 239 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,916 It's tasty! Good! 240 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:29,920 Great! 241 00:18:38,061 --> 00:18:39,028 Great! 242 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,653 How? 243 00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,290 Blackmail Beanny! 244 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,830 You like her? 245 00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:54,791 You like her, I can tell by the way you react. 246 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,297 Don't frame me up! 247 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,096 We can help you to date her! 248 00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:02,236 But mind that she may not be good for you! 249 00:19:02,372 --> 00:19:04,600 Don't keep her for too long! 250 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:07,934 You have many other choices! 251 00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:10,802 Don't tell women the truth before their 60's. 252 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,466 Don't feed them up before their 70's! 253 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,702 No discussion with them! 254 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:20,474 We have the same point of view! 255 00:19:21,846 --> 00:19:23,312 Great! 256 00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:26,981 That's why female staff are scare of us! 257 00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:29,105 Our principle is to stay single! 258 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:30,608 Right! 259 00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:32,842 No wonder you're the crazy companies! 260 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:47,821 Sister! 261 00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:50,187 Brother! 262 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:53,588 I am being framed! 263 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:54,791 You are framed? 264 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,724 Where is our money for renovation! 265 00:19:58,362 --> 00:19:59,828 How can you talk to me like that! 266 00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:02,396 If not because of my sister, I'll stab you! 267 00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:03,960 Brother, be gentle! 268 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:05,792 Where is the money for renovation? 269 00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:11,026 Sister, I am hopeless to lose the money! 270 00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:15,798 What are you staring at, kid? 271 00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:18,761 No chicken for you! 272 00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:26,396 Be serious, don't fool around! 273 00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:29,769 We can't move without the money! 274 00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:31,705 The old lease expires today! 275 00:20:31,943 --> 00:20:34,342 Don't worry, I have my power! 276 00:20:34,478 --> 00:20:37,343 I can delay paying the debts! 277 00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:39,202 So, what about now. 278 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,842 See what big brother tells us to do! 279 00:20:43,048 --> 00:20:45,139 Pay off the fee for renovation! 280 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:46,581 You say! 281 00:20:46,849 --> 00:20:48,873 I introduce you to the wealthy city! 282 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,278 Be a "Guest Whore" for 2 weeks! 283 00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:52,747 You want us to be whores? 284 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:58,350 What's wrong with it! 285 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:00,384 You never do any good things! 286 00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:02,716 Either be a striper or a P.R. 287 00:21:02,856 --> 00:21:06,255 And this time a whore! 288 00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:10,753 What's wrong showing off! 289 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:11,926 You are insane! 290 00:21:12,327 --> 00:21:15,817 You can behave yourself even if you are a whore! 291 00:21:15,962 --> 00:21:17,690 You can behave yourself! 292 00:21:17,829 --> 00:21:19,887 When you have money, we can pay for renovation! 293 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,930 And the left over for me! 294 00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:24,224 It's wasting my time talking to you! 295 00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:27,024 Beanny, we have no choice! 296 00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:29,462 I can get that much money in such a hurry! 297 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:30,926 You don't mean! 298 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,567 Take it easy, just like a play! 299 00:21:33,769 --> 00:21:35,396 Run away if you need to! 300 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,894 Miss Happy, you are very understandable! 301 00:21:38,071 --> 00:21:39,002 Don't bullshit! 302 00:21:39,139 --> 00:21:41,470 No, what if I meet someone familiar! 303 00:21:41,641 --> 00:21:44,574 No, they work from 9 to 5! 304 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,799 When you work, they are still in bed! 305 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,506 It's too erotic! 306 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,075 These two are maxis! 307 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,472 That will do! 308 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:54,600 Come on, serve the guests! 309 00:21:54,745 --> 00:21:57,577 We won't serve those we know! 310 00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,612 It won't happen! 311 00:21:59,747 --> 00:22:01,737 Right, go, come on! 312 00:22:05,484 --> 00:22:06,847 Mr. Chan. 313 00:22:09,385 --> 00:22:10,647 My god! 314 00:22:10,852 --> 00:22:12,319 What's happening? 315 00:22:12,453 --> 00:22:15,443 He is our personnel manager! 316 00:22:15,588 --> 00:22:16,849 We won't serve! 317 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:21,046 Right, come on, go! 318 00:22:23,224 --> 00:22:25,350 Finish! 319 00:22:25,525 --> 00:22:27,549 Who is the other one? 320 00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:29,590 He is our accountant manager! 321 00:22:35,363 --> 00:22:37,522 Who is the other one? 322 00:22:38,164 --> 00:22:41,689 Our deputy director! 323 00:22:41,831 --> 00:22:44,230 Looks like our office is here! 324 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:48,158 Well, you have one more choice only! 325 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:51,791 No matter if he is your boss! 326 00:22:57,872 --> 00:23:00,930 Lucky that I am in the mood! 327 00:23:01,074 --> 00:23:04,939 No, they'll have throttle cancer sooner or later! 328 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:08,104 Gentlemen, she's mona... 329 00:23:09,277 --> 00:23:10,403 What shall we do? 330 00:23:11,545 --> 00:23:15,411 Is he really your boss? 331 00:23:15,614 --> 00:23:18,808 No, they are the office boys! 332 00:23:19,882 --> 00:23:23,747 You deserve it! 333 00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:25,983 Go! 334 00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:27,616 Do we have to? 335 00:23:27,785 --> 00:23:29,046 Go! 336 00:23:29,186 --> 00:23:30,311 Really? 337 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,180 Help yourself! 338 00:23:33,387 --> 00:23:34,445 You? 339 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:45,825 Happy! 340 00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:47,083 Beanny? 341 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,756 - What? - Happy, Beanny! 342 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,860 We have been here for 6 months only! 343 00:23:53,329 --> 00:23:56,524 I am Chilly! She is Ling! 344 00:23:56,797 --> 00:23:58,025 Yes... 345 00:23:59,098 --> 00:24:00,395 You look very familiar! 346 00:24:00,699 --> 00:24:02,189 It's just a co-incident! 347 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,467 I look like Ching this way, 348 00:24:04,601 --> 00:24:06,328 and Maggie the other way! 349 00:24:06,468 --> 00:24:08,526 And like Hung this way! 350 00:24:09,336 --> 00:24:11,235 No wonder I look like stallone! 351 00:24:11,371 --> 00:24:12,530 Really? In what way? 352 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:13,864 In this way! 353 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,935 Shit, the girls are like nannies! 354 00:24:22,141 --> 00:24:24,233 Call the Mummy to come over! 355 00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:26,034 Boss, let's go! 356 00:24:26,177 --> 00:24:28,201 Let's choose whoever we like. 357 00:24:28,378 --> 00:24:29,435 That suits me! 358 00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:31,373 So young? 359 00:24:31,546 --> 00:24:33,637 Yes, I am only 20! 360 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:43,849 Looks like comrade Winnie! 361 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,285 I am sorry, we have to serve another table! 362 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,113 Right, come over here! 363 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,579 Let me go! 364 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,187 Damn you, take off your hand! 365 00:24:52,354 --> 00:24:53,251 Shut up! 366 00:24:53,389 --> 00:24:57,913 Learn your Cantonese properly, will you! 367 00:24:58,224 --> 00:25:01,419 I have my pistol here, is that enough? 368 00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:03,287 Wanna trap me? 369 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,288 No, we have a new law! 370 00:25:05,427 --> 00:25:09,360 Arrest those with the I.D. Card! 371 00:25:12,530 --> 00:25:15,655 Don't have to be afraid of him! 372 00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,362 A real one? 373 00:25:18,499 --> 00:25:20,227 Real! 374 00:25:25,435 --> 00:25:26,493 Go to hell! 375 00:25:32,971 --> 00:25:34,302 I bite you! 376 00:25:34,705 --> 00:25:35,364 Stay here! 377 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,307 Sorry. 378 00:25:47,745 --> 00:25:48,802 No move! 379 00:25:50,446 --> 00:25:51,139 What did he say? 380 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:51,973 I don't know! 381 00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:52,772 He speaks mandarin, you talk to him! 382 00:25:52,913 --> 00:25:55,506 - Speak mandarin. - You speak then. 383 00:25:56,248 --> 00:25:57,737 Don't move. 384 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:01,210 Freeze! Don't move! 385 00:26:02,518 --> 00:26:03,449 Go. 386 00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:06,650 You bastards, leave me behind! 387 00:26:06,786 --> 00:26:08,946 Shut up, don't move! 388 00:26:09,087 --> 00:26:11,747 Shut up! 389 00:26:12,355 --> 00:26:13,753 That's funny! 390 00:26:16,757 --> 00:26:18,088 I kill you! 391 00:26:19,591 --> 00:26:21,854 Do you think you can fight with us? 392 00:26:22,126 --> 00:26:25,390 Four to one, that's unfair! 393 00:26:25,694 --> 00:26:27,684 I don't want to be a hero! 394 00:26:28,329 --> 00:26:29,296 Beat him! 395 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,533 Boss, we are coming to save you! 396 00:26:46,703 --> 00:26:47,760 Fix them up! 397 00:26:58,941 --> 00:27:00,067 Very sour! 398 00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:03,109 Is it painful? 399 00:27:03,244 --> 00:27:06,871 Of course, but if you kiss me! 400 00:27:08,179 --> 00:27:10,577 OK, for what you had done for us! 401 00:27:13,915 --> 00:27:15,506 What about you? 402 00:27:16,316 --> 00:27:18,748 One kiss is not enough! 403 00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,849 So you want two kisses! 404 00:27:20,985 --> 00:27:23,975 No, to make love once! 405 00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:26,119 Damn you, what about me? 406 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:29,319 So I need to make love for months! 407 00:27:29,954 --> 00:27:32,649 Sorry for what had happened to you! 408 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:33,751 Don't mention it. 409 00:27:33,923 --> 00:27:36,015 It's OK, they are lying on the ground. 410 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:40,285 The police told them so! 411 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:44,052 Why do you work there? 412 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:47,458 Because my brother has lost all the money! 413 00:27:47,595 --> 00:27:51,029 And we have no place to live! 414 00:27:51,564 --> 00:27:54,088 And we have our own principle! 415 00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:57,231 Principle is a fragile thing! 416 00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:03,163 Sister, I call someone to fix those guys! 417 00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:04,427 How dare you to come! 418 00:28:04,636 --> 00:28:06,228 The Mummy is complaining! 419 00:28:06,837 --> 00:28:09,327 Kid, you have gut to date my sister? 420 00:28:09,671 --> 00:28:11,570 Pay me money! 421 00:28:12,039 --> 00:28:15,905 You are insane to ask her to do such job! 422 00:28:16,707 --> 00:28:18,833 That's none of your business! 423 00:28:20,443 --> 00:28:22,137 Let's follow suit! 424 00:28:22,278 --> 00:28:23,266 Good! 425 00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:25,574 Let's judge who is right! 426 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,974 Wait till you pay off my sister's debt! 427 00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:28,841 What do you want now? 428 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:31,413 We have money, how many rooms do you have? 429 00:28:31,548 --> 00:28:32,412 Two! 430 00:28:32,548 --> 00:28:34,106 We rent it and give you the money! 431 00:28:34,249 --> 00:28:35,738 And deduct it from the rent! 432 00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:39,610 Good, but $10,000 per month! 433 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,751 3 months bond, 3 months advance rent, 434 00:28:41,885 --> 00:28:44,148 3 months for me! 435 00:28:45,421 --> 00:28:46,579 Give the money to you? 436 00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:50,055 Do you want to rent the room? 437 00:28:50,423 --> 00:28:52,616 How can you do it, Happy? 438 00:28:52,757 --> 00:28:55,247 Don't worry, they are easy to deal with! 439 00:28:57,459 --> 00:29:00,482 Kwai, it's easier to date them! 440 00:29:00,626 --> 00:29:01,786 Beanny is yours! 441 00:29:01,994 --> 00:29:05,518 Remember not to keep her for too long! 442 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:06,686 Yes! 443 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:07,853 I know! 444 00:29:10,097 --> 00:29:13,656 Welcome, your room is ready! 445 00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:20,092 I charge according to the beds! 446 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:25,028 $3,000! $5,000! $10,000! 447 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:28,272 The beds have the price, money again! 448 00:29:28,406 --> 00:29:29,838 It worths it. 449 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,563 I have models to demonstrate! 450 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:35,105 That's a hole behind the price list! 451 00:29:44,146 --> 00:29:45,509 She's gone so fast! 452 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,774 That's why it worth $5,000! 453 00:29:57,351 --> 00:29:58,318 She's gone! 454 00:29:59,919 --> 00:30:00,885 $10,000 is the best! 455 00:30:07,622 --> 00:30:10,283 The hole faces the shower, money first. 456 00:30:10,556 --> 00:30:12,546 I want it! 457 00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:14,325 Any cheap ones? 458 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,152 Cheap ones? Yes! 459 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:22,551 This one has $200 allowance! 460 00:30:22,828 --> 00:30:24,954 Stop annoying? 461 00:30:29,598 --> 00:30:32,623 Hi, pal, you are handsome! 462 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,201 Handsome! 463 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,859 $200 allowance from the Indian! 464 00:30:40,003 --> 00:30:41,696 Go to hell! 465 00:30:46,239 --> 00:30:48,569 They have moved in! 466 00:30:56,476 --> 00:30:58,067 You are miser! 467 00:30:58,277 --> 00:31:02,438 Two rooms two toilets, one each! 468 00:31:03,713 --> 00:31:05,543 What about the other one? 469 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,737 It's for you! 470 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,817 I have a shower! 471 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,321 What's happening? 472 00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:36,892 The noise of running water! 473 00:31:52,634 --> 00:31:55,897 Something tricky, let's go! 474 00:31:56,068 --> 00:31:57,000 See what he is doing! 475 00:31:57,636 --> 00:31:58,897 You want to learn that? 476 00:31:59,036 --> 00:32:02,492 Yes, because I am rude! 477 00:32:02,638 --> 00:32:05,071 And I have two rivals to date the same girl. 478 00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:07,298 And girls like gentlemen! 479 00:32:07,439 --> 00:32:08,530 What do you want to do? 480 00:32:09,474 --> 00:32:10,531 You have a nice watch! 481 00:32:10,741 --> 00:32:12,765 I want to stop fighting from now on! 482 00:32:13,876 --> 00:32:15,035 How do you fight? 483 00:32:15,176 --> 00:32:18,439 Or knocking on the head! 484 00:32:18,578 --> 00:32:21,636 I like hitting on the face! 485 00:32:21,946 --> 00:32:23,936 - You have many different styles! - Yes. 486 00:32:25,015 --> 00:32:28,778 I can put you to sleep, and when someone... 487 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:33,041 Say "Stop fighting" you'll lose control! 488 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:36,776 And you won't fight then! 489 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:39,482 That's good! 490 00:32:41,254 --> 00:32:44,949 Look at my eyes! 491 00:32:45,123 --> 00:32:46,147 Which one? 492 00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:49,416 Left eye watch my left eye and so on! 493 00:32:49,557 --> 00:32:53,423 Ah Lee Ah Me ma Me Ho! 494 00:33:00,596 --> 00:33:04,086 Raise your left hand, and your right hand! 495 00:33:04,231 --> 00:33:05,788 And! 496 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,992 Give me all your money! 497 00:33:08,133 --> 00:33:10,225 Damn you, I'll smash you! 498 00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:11,825 Your instinct is strong! 499 00:33:12,168 --> 00:33:14,226 You are pure, 500 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:16,631 and I add whatever I like! 501 00:33:16,770 --> 00:33:19,430 If you hear "Stop Fighting"! 502 00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:21,969 You'll lose control of your limbs. 503 00:33:22,105 --> 00:33:24,697 And if you hear "We talk it over" 504 00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:27,931 You'll listen to him! 505 00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:30,602 Is it OK? 506 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,334 OK, now $3,000 please! 507 00:33:33,543 --> 00:33:34,770 You are insane, $3,000! 508 00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:36,070 I am not sure if it works, I'll beat you up! 509 00:33:36,211 --> 00:33:37,437 Stop fighting! 510 00:33:38,545 --> 00:33:39,408 How come? 511 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,404 We talk it over, give me $3,000! 512 00:33:44,548 --> 00:33:47,413 No! 513 00:33:48,549 --> 00:33:49,777 Oh, not! 514 00:33:49,984 --> 00:33:53,918 Don't give it to him, smash him! 515 00:33:54,186 --> 00:33:56,278 Help me to scratch! 516 00:34:01,755 --> 00:34:03,813 Go back, I call you in an hour! 517 00:34:04,856 --> 00:34:06,084 Close the door behind you! 518 00:34:10,492 --> 00:34:11,788 Good, just like this! 519 00:34:20,630 --> 00:34:22,392 So romantic, such a big bunch of flowers! 520 00:34:22,531 --> 00:34:23,895 It's for Happy! 521 00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:26,965 I declare war against you two! 522 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:29,158 Someone is in love! 523 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,767 Of course, nothing can stop me! 524 00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:33,960 Do you dare to fight with me! 525 00:34:34,103 --> 00:34:36,365 I won't fight anymore, I am a gentlemen! 526 00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:38,535 And damn you! 527 00:34:38,671 --> 00:34:42,536 Stop fighting, we talk it over! 528 00:34:43,406 --> 00:34:44,997 No! 529 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,972 You bastards, must know my code! 530 00:34:48,109 --> 00:34:50,099 When I am awake, you'll know the consequence! 531 00:35:15,753 --> 00:35:17,811 You'll know the consequence! 532 00:35:17,954 --> 00:35:20,443 We'll wait, but now help me to relax! 533 00:35:22,156 --> 00:35:23,383 What's happen? 534 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:27,985 He owes us money, so he's our servant! 535 00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:29,288 No! 536 00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:32,393 "We talk it over" fill your mouth with the orange! 537 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,527 Don't border them, let's go! 538 00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:47,356 Freeze, we talk it over, 539 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,195 a strip show for us! 540 00:35:49,701 --> 00:35:51,497 No, Happy, 541 00:35:51,635 --> 00:35:52,658 go back to your room! 542 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,496 Happy, don't watch! 543 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:58,962 No! 544 00:36:05,441 --> 00:36:06,873 No, don't take it off! 545 00:36:07,009 --> 00:36:08,976 Funny, "We talk it over". 546 00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,508 Take off the paints! 547 00:36:10,643 --> 00:36:11,802 Great! 548 00:36:14,779 --> 00:36:15,767 We talk it over! 549 00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:17,640 Don't be a sticky nose! 550 00:36:17,813 --> 00:36:20,746 Don't just show Happy & Beanny! 551 00:36:20,881 --> 00:36:23,439 We show it to our neighbors! 552 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:27,210 "We talk it over" no pants to see the people. 553 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:31,341 No... my god! 554 00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:33,346 "We talk it over" get out! 555 00:36:33,487 --> 00:36:34,851 "We talk it over" come back! 556 00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:36,476 "We talk it over" get out! 557 00:36:36,654 --> 00:36:38,587 "We talk it over" answer the phone! 558 00:36:41,289 --> 00:36:44,780 I am sorry for not telling the code! 559 00:36:44,925 --> 00:36:46,356 It's "No one to ask"! 560 00:36:47,493 --> 00:36:49,153 I know it now! 561 00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:50,326 Wrong number! 562 00:36:51,995 --> 00:36:53,290 OK, we give you a chance! 563 00:36:53,495 --> 00:36:55,156 "We talk it over" fetch me a cup of tea! 564 00:36:55,362 --> 00:36:56,420 I don't want to go on! 565 00:36:56,563 --> 00:36:57,620 No more? 566 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,466 Quick! 567 00:37:16,705 --> 00:37:17,535 Are you ready? 568 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:20,805 Tell me when you will finish? 569 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,831 If you behave, the time will be shorter. 570 00:37:26,109 --> 00:37:27,871 Have your tea, Kin and Chiu! 571 00:37:34,913 --> 00:37:36,243 Are you angry? 572 00:37:37,048 --> 00:37:38,605 "We talk it over" smack your face! 573 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,606 He's not really listening! 574 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:45,846 Right, let's see! 575 00:37:45,985 --> 00:37:47,883 "We talk it over" smack yourself! 576 00:37:50,386 --> 00:37:53,285 It works, "We talk it over" harder! 577 00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:57,180 How come? What's he doing? 578 00:37:58,856 --> 00:38:00,755 Freeze, damn you bastards! 579 00:38:01,058 --> 00:38:03,320 Freeze, finish the tea, quick! 580 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:04,924 Or stab him to dead! 581 00:38:05,359 --> 00:38:06,849 I don't object! 582 00:38:07,127 --> 00:38:08,786 I stab you! 583 00:38:09,095 --> 00:38:10,583 OK... I drink it... 584 00:38:15,763 --> 00:38:16,661 Get out! 585 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:18,959 You put on a strip show, come on! 586 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,494 - Why is it like that? - The curse doesn't work... 587 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,291 One more try. 588 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,400 1! 2! 3! 589 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,990 We talk it over! 590 00:38:28,569 --> 00:38:29,535 No one to ask! 591 00:38:31,837 --> 00:38:34,599 You bastards, be naked! 592 00:38:34,906 --> 00:38:36,235 Be baked! 593 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,734 It's your fault to start that! 594 00:38:39,874 --> 00:38:41,499 I didn't know he know how to decode! 595 00:38:41,942 --> 00:38:43,033 My god! 596 00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:48,201 Open the door, I need to release! 597 00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:50,537 Listen, one at a time! 598 00:38:50,678 --> 00:38:52,611 The one with 2 nudies can come in! 599 00:38:55,948 --> 00:38:57,073 Give it to me... Come over! 600 00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:58,272 You or me! 601 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:05,907 Boss, that's only a few mistakes! 602 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:09,018 And you fired me because of those mistakes! 603 00:39:09,152 --> 00:39:10,244 Because of your mistakes, 604 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:11,852 we lost millions! 605 00:39:12,054 --> 00:39:12,952 Get out! 606 00:39:13,421 --> 00:39:15,980 What about my pension? 607 00:39:16,189 --> 00:39:20,749 I suspect you made the mistake purposely! 608 00:39:21,191 --> 00:39:22,681 Don't provoke me by standing here. 609 00:39:22,826 --> 00:39:24,224 I report to the I.C.A.C, 610 00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:26,417 and put you into jail! 611 00:39:26,561 --> 00:39:27,549 Get loss! 612 00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:31,726 Goodness me! 613 00:39:34,031 --> 00:39:35,121 Boss, you call me? 614 00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:36,522 Yes! 615 00:39:37,298 --> 00:39:38,822 My secretary is on leave today! 616 00:39:39,966 --> 00:39:40,933 You work as a secretary today! 617 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,392 You want me to type or take short hand? 618 00:39:43,668 --> 00:39:44,725 No! 619 00:39:45,235 --> 00:39:48,293 Just do what she used to do! 620 00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:50,427 I don't know what she used to do! 621 00:39:52,338 --> 00:39:53,998 Just fill in the number? 622 00:39:55,739 --> 00:39:57,036 Boss, I don't understand! 623 00:39:57,273 --> 00:39:59,502 Well, you go with me to do business. 624 00:39:59,641 --> 00:40:01,801 And no one will know about it! 625 00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:03,403 I am sorry! 626 00:40:06,744 --> 00:40:08,141 I'll yell if you keep me here! 627 00:40:08,412 --> 00:40:11,174 Go on, yell out, no one will hear you! 628 00:40:22,317 --> 00:40:25,581 I am an assistant instructor with YWCA. 629 00:40:29,955 --> 00:40:30,943 Don't tell anybody! 630 00:40:32,022 --> 00:40:33,885 Everyone know you are a sex maniac! 631 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:36,215 No, don't say that you had beaten me. 632 00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:37,447 See how you behave! 633 00:40:39,725 --> 00:40:40,782 Get in! 634 00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:42,026 Why are we here for? 635 00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:43,386 Donate blood! 636 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:47,393 No, male blood is the swarm! 637 00:40:47,928 --> 00:40:49,952 Blood donation harms sexual performance! 638 00:40:50,095 --> 00:40:52,962 You are insane, you donate once! 639 00:40:53,097 --> 00:40:55,758 Your body will produce fresh blood! 640 00:40:55,899 --> 00:40:57,125 And it will improve your health! 641 00:40:57,265 --> 00:40:57,994 Right! 642 00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,393 Seems quick scientific! 643 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:00,158 Yes! 644 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,129 But I believe in my father! 645 00:41:02,235 --> 00:41:04,326 Aren't you afraid of donating blood? 646 00:41:04,469 --> 00:41:06,332 Of course not! 647 00:41:06,469 --> 00:41:08,299 We are heroes! 648 00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:11,972 Why about you? 649 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:13,901 I will, I am supervising them! 650 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,471 They are very enthusiastic. 651 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:19,839 Sit down! 652 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,033 Pull up your sleeve! 653 00:41:22,776 --> 00:41:23,606 Thank you! 654 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:27,468 First time? 655 00:41:27,612 --> 00:41:30,045 Yes, I'm afraid! 656 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,646 Look at me, don't look at him! 657 00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:38,776 Is it hurt? 658 00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:39,846 No! 659 00:41:42,118 --> 00:41:44,243 Can you see what's in my eyes? 660 00:41:44,553 --> 00:41:45,610 Myself! 661 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:48,685 I see myself in your eyes! 662 00:41:49,054 --> 00:41:51,544 Great, I don't feel the pain! 663 00:41:51,923 --> 00:41:54,515 Of course, they haven't started yet! 664 00:42:00,092 --> 00:42:01,582 Lucky that I could get away with it! 665 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,658 How are you! 666 00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:04,523 Miss! 667 00:42:04,828 --> 00:42:05,556 You first! 668 00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:07,354 Good, thanks! 669 00:42:07,495 --> 00:42:08,393 That's OK! 670 00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:10,761 Thanks! 671 00:42:22,869 --> 00:42:26,358 I'm bleeding! 672 00:42:27,171 --> 00:42:28,068 Can I help you? 673 00:42:28,271 --> 00:42:31,728 No, I just wanna donate! 674 00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:34,496 Don't know what they are doing. 675 00:42:35,942 --> 00:42:38,066 Kwai, can we make fun of him? 676 00:42:38,276 --> 00:42:39,333 - How? - Yes! 677 00:42:43,278 --> 00:42:46,177 It's so nice having a nap after eating! 678 00:42:47,914 --> 00:42:50,312 It's ten to two, 679 00:42:50,447 --> 00:42:51,674 our head is coming back! 680 00:42:51,814 --> 00:42:53,371 Don't worry, we will never be fired! 681 00:42:54,048 --> 00:42:54,913 What? 682 00:42:55,116 --> 00:42:56,377 No, I didn't say anything! 683 00:42:56,918 --> 00:42:57,815 Yeah. 684 00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,413 Let's find something to do! 685 00:43:00,552 --> 00:43:01,985 Good... what to do! 686 00:43:09,022 --> 00:43:11,012 They are out for lunch! 687 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,419 Are you Mr. Tam Sad Chiu? 688 00:43:14,457 --> 00:43:15,947 Yes, who are you? 689 00:43:16,158 --> 00:43:20,114 Did you donate blood this morning? 690 00:43:20,561 --> 00:43:24,517 Yes, but don't have to thank me! 691 00:43:24,695 --> 00:43:27,663 No, we find something in your blood! 692 00:43:27,797 --> 00:43:30,764 Something with the effect to deal with AIDS! 693 00:43:32,165 --> 00:43:35,860 What... What effect? 694 00:43:35,999 --> 00:43:37,660 That means you might have AIDS. 695 00:43:37,801 --> 00:43:39,028 I have! 696 00:43:39,368 --> 00:43:47,168 I have... I... I... 697 00:43:47,971 --> 00:43:50,701 Are you nut, I got to work! 698 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,305 I call you back later! 699 00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:53,472 Wait! 700 00:43:53,942 --> 00:43:58,376 Don't hang up yet, or we publish your name. 701 00:44:00,711 --> 00:44:03,041 I... I won't hang up! 702 00:44:03,178 --> 00:44:04,576 I ask the expert to talk to you! 703 00:44:07,013 --> 00:44:09,742 Did you have sex with whores in the past 7 years? 704 00:44:11,481 --> 00:44:12,539 Of course! 705 00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:15,013 Please give the names of those who! 706 00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:17,242 In the past 7 years, had sex with you! 707 00:44:17,451 --> 00:44:18,508 From yesterday? 708 00:44:19,052 --> 00:44:21,212 I can't remember her name! 709 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,551 That's no reason! 710 00:44:24,154 --> 00:44:27,246 She said "Big Tits" only! 711 00:44:30,490 --> 00:44:31,478 I can't stand it! 712 00:44:33,058 --> 00:44:37,355 Would it be a mistake? 713 00:44:38,827 --> 00:44:41,726 We have a self-inspect method to tell you! 714 00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,589 I ask another expert to talk to you! 715 00:44:44,128 --> 00:44:44,891 Him! 716 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:48,795 Mr. Tam Sad Chiu? 717 00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:51,156 The method is simple! 718 00:44:51,365 --> 00:44:53,457 You life up your right leg slowly! 719 00:44:54,601 --> 00:44:58,227 And then put out your right hand! 720 00:44:58,703 --> 00:45:02,192 See if you can touch your right foot! 721 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:14,333 - That's western Tai Chi! - Insane. 722 00:45:15,743 --> 00:45:17,038 Standing one footed! 723 00:45:18,711 --> 00:45:20,109 I can't! 724 00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:22,740 That's 30% possibility! 725 00:45:23,045 --> 00:45:26,707 Stretch your tongue and lick your left eye! 726 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:34,273 That's impossible? 727 00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:37,849 You are insane listening to me! 728 00:45:38,118 --> 00:45:41,143 Your brain is damaged! 729 00:45:41,354 --> 00:45:43,344 I want to make a call, have you finished! 730 00:45:43,722 --> 00:45:47,314 Soon, one more minute! 731 00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:50,988 See if you taste something sour! 732 00:45:56,093 --> 00:45:56,922 No! 733 00:45:57,127 --> 00:45:59,958 Ask someone to help you taste it! 734 00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:02,325 Where can I find someone? 735 00:46:02,529 --> 00:46:05,394 Be quick, your symptom is obvious! 736 00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:07,587 If not you'll be dead soon! 737 00:46:10,866 --> 00:46:11,696 Happy! 738 00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:12,593 Yes! 739 00:46:12,734 --> 00:46:13,893 Can you please help me? 740 00:46:14,234 --> 00:46:14,995 What? 741 00:46:15,268 --> 00:46:16,996 Try it my tongue tastes sour. 742 00:46:17,469 --> 00:46:18,265 Bad taste! 743 00:46:20,203 --> 00:46:23,569 Don't hang up, don't publish my name. 744 00:46:24,672 --> 00:46:26,070 What a maniac! 745 00:46:26,273 --> 00:46:28,206 What a maniac! 746 00:46:28,607 --> 00:46:33,098 I have to endure if I will act in your show! 747 00:46:33,843 --> 00:46:37,538 OK, wait till I agree, then publish my name. 748 00:46:38,177 --> 00:46:39,405 OK! Keep in touch. 749 00:46:43,848 --> 00:46:44,972 He seems to be mad! 750 00:46:51,384 --> 00:46:53,544 Gee, 3 more died of AIDS! 751 00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:56,083 AIDS is very horrible! 752 00:46:56,219 --> 00:46:57,846 If I had AIDS! 753 00:46:57,986 --> 00:46:59,247 I would rather die! 754 00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:00,352 Me too! 755 00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:05,152 It's better die! 756 00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:09,390 But I have to do something good before I die. 757 00:47:13,092 --> 00:47:15,651 My money is not of much use! 758 00:47:16,561 --> 00:47:19,153 I have to save the sexual refugees! 759 00:47:20,095 --> 00:47:22,528 Pal, take it! 760 00:47:22,929 --> 00:47:24,089 For prostituting! 761 00:47:24,431 --> 00:47:26,364 First choice Siu Chui Hung! 762 00:47:26,499 --> 00:47:29,660 She's figure very good! 763 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,325 Second choice Siu Man Yuk! 764 00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:34,763 If you don't like! 765 00:47:34,901 --> 00:47:37,027 Third choice Siu Yim Fong! 766 00:47:37,169 --> 00:47:39,931 She is quite alright! 767 00:47:42,439 --> 00:47:45,031 Remember to use condom! 768 00:47:45,573 --> 00:47:48,631 Take careful! 769 00:47:49,709 --> 00:47:54,870 Damn it! 770 00:47:55,044 --> 00:47:56,807 Pal, calm down! 771 00:47:56,944 --> 00:48:01,140 Is it enough for you! 772 00:48:01,347 --> 00:48:05,371 Anybody else? 773 00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,071 I want it! 774 00:48:07,349 --> 00:48:08,577 Take it... thanks! 775 00:48:09,717 --> 00:48:12,240 It's all gone now, what a relief! 776 00:48:31,025 --> 00:48:31,992 What are you doing here? 777 00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:35,783 I am helping people, is it illegal! 778 00:48:36,061 --> 00:48:37,790 Behave yourself! 779 00:48:37,928 --> 00:48:41,556 Shoot me pal! 780 00:48:41,731 --> 00:48:43,322 Come on, shoot me... I don't afraid, come! 781 00:48:43,465 --> 00:48:45,192 I'll accuse you! 782 00:48:45,332 --> 00:48:47,561 I spit at you, I have AIDS! 783 00:48:47,766 --> 00:48:50,700 My saliva is more powerful than your gun! 784 00:48:51,568 --> 00:48:52,295 What are you doing? 785 00:48:52,536 --> 00:48:54,092 I wanna kiss you! 786 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:57,066 Stop, stop it! 787 00:48:59,572 --> 00:49:01,367 You will surely die! 788 00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:05,267 Leave me alone! 789 00:49:05,407 --> 00:49:08,499 I have AIDS I don't care! 790 00:49:08,709 --> 00:49:09,800 No, you are very healthy! 791 00:49:10,009 --> 00:49:12,908 The red cross didn't call! 792 00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:15,135 You have no AIDS but not sure if you have cancer! 793 00:49:15,345 --> 00:49:18,711 My money... I have no AIDS? 794 00:49:19,747 --> 00:49:21,304 You don't have AIDS! 795 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:24,009 Sir, we don't know him! 796 00:49:25,082 --> 00:49:26,014 Sir, I know them! 797 00:49:29,017 --> 00:49:30,916 Office boys won't make big mistakes! 798 00:49:32,051 --> 00:49:36,951 I upgrade him as a salesman! 799 00:49:37,321 --> 00:49:40,117 It's bad for the business! 800 00:49:40,255 --> 00:49:44,053 Shut up, go with Kwai to negotiate the mattress! 801 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:46,351 And I will give him other information! 802 00:49:47,592 --> 00:49:50,491 She's the boss of Joanne's world! 803 00:49:50,626 --> 00:49:53,389 She's Joanne, more than 30 years old! 804 00:49:53,595 --> 00:49:56,061 If we can be the dealer of "Sweet Dreams" mattress! 805 00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:57,957 We will get rich! 806 00:49:58,896 --> 00:49:59,692 Let's try! 807 00:50:06,066 --> 00:50:07,397 - Thank you. - Help yourself! 808 00:50:08,301 --> 00:50:09,358 Help yourself! 809 00:50:09,901 --> 00:50:12,334 I'll be with you soon! 810 00:50:13,169 --> 00:50:14,066 Help yourself! 811 00:50:15,170 --> 00:50:16,397 God, I forgot something! 812 00:50:16,537 --> 00:50:18,367 I'll be back soon you handle it first! 813 00:50:18,505 --> 00:50:19,301 What are you going? 814 00:50:20,206 --> 00:50:21,263 You don't know! 815 00:50:22,574 --> 00:50:23,301 Kwai! 816 00:50:23,674 --> 00:50:24,901 Nothing! 817 00:50:27,075 --> 00:50:28,268 Are you Mr. Tsui? 818 00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:31,835 Yes, I have information for you! 819 00:50:32,644 --> 00:50:34,906 Why did Mr. Tsui Ting Fu send you up? 820 00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:39,807 He wants us to get experience! 821 00:50:42,215 --> 00:50:43,045 May I help you! 822 00:50:48,385 --> 00:50:53,615 Kwai, I have to apologize! 823 00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:57,711 You brother asked me to trap you! 824 00:50:58,422 --> 00:51:00,854 Your brief case contains porno magazines! 825 00:51:01,022 --> 00:51:02,955 Don't let Joanne look at it. 826 00:51:03,257 --> 00:51:04,121 What? 827 00:51:18,531 --> 00:51:19,326 So you are new in the business? 828 00:51:19,464 --> 00:51:21,862 Yes, I have something to show... 829 00:51:21,998 --> 00:51:23,056 Do you smoke? 830 00:51:24,299 --> 00:51:25,765 I don't mind people smoking! 831 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:28,765 Please yourself! 832 00:51:31,403 --> 00:51:33,666 I am sorry! Do you like a smoke? 833 00:51:35,371 --> 00:51:37,634 I am sorry, I didn't see it! 834 00:51:38,172 --> 00:51:41,299 We are the first group of disabled staff. 835 00:51:44,108 --> 00:51:45,199 Let me light it up for you! 836 00:51:45,676 --> 00:51:46,800 I can do it myself! 837 00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:48,903 You are very pertaining! 838 00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:53,067 People always make fun of us! 839 00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:55,768 They poured the ink on the table this morning! 840 00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:58,107 And they always show me to the female toilet. 841 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:02,247 Here is some information on "Sweet Dream" mattress. 842 00:52:07,152 --> 00:52:08,641 Did anybody touch your brief case? 843 00:52:09,153 --> 00:52:10,244 What's the matter? 844 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:12,280 Some one swap your information! 845 00:52:13,854 --> 00:52:16,082 Really? My god! 846 00:52:16,822 --> 00:52:18,948 I don't think I still have the job! 847 00:52:19,424 --> 00:52:21,482 I am hopeless, I got to go now. 848 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:25,491 No, you tell me about the information! 849 00:52:27,427 --> 00:52:28,291 OK! 850 00:52:30,295 --> 00:52:31,556 Joanne! 851 00:52:31,694 --> 00:52:33,184 Simon, you are rather rude. 852 00:52:33,329 --> 00:52:34,454 Your friend has come? 853 00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:38,029 Who's he? Would you like to dine with me! 854 00:52:38,498 --> 00:52:40,862 I need to think about it! 855 00:52:41,032 --> 00:52:42,465 You have an appointment with him? 856 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,066 I am Tsui Ting Kwai! 857 00:52:46,735 --> 00:52:47,894 Is he blind? 858 00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:49,902 Yes! 859 00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:55,401 Do you want to dine with me? 860 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:56,369 Yes! 861 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:57,835 Wait outside, I need to get change! 862 00:52:57,972 --> 00:52:59,064 What about him! 863 00:52:59,773 --> 00:53:01,070 He can't see! 864 00:53:02,642 --> 00:53:03,370 He is blind? 865 00:53:06,577 --> 00:53:07,508 In here! 866 00:53:07,844 --> 00:53:08,810 Thanks! 867 00:53:09,244 --> 00:53:11,541 What do you do to spend your time? Music? 868 00:53:13,013 --> 00:53:14,980 I like to see movies! 869 00:53:17,081 --> 00:53:18,411 But you are blind? 870 00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:20,748 Actually I listen to the movie! 871 00:53:20,882 --> 00:53:23,577 I like Chow Yun Fat and Cheung Yue Ling best! 872 00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:27,048 And hate Wong Ching and Chan Pak Cheung! 873 00:53:27,186 --> 00:53:28,584 Yes, they are the worst! 874 00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,878 They are bad taste! 875 00:53:31,354 --> 00:53:33,843 I like to see how you listen to movies! 876 00:53:34,489 --> 00:53:36,080 OK! Thanks! 877 00:53:36,689 --> 00:53:37,746 Have the soup first! 878 00:53:37,889 --> 00:53:38,856 OK! 879 00:53:43,326 --> 00:53:44,383 Excuse me, I have to make a call! 880 00:53:55,264 --> 00:53:58,459 You bastard, wanna trap me again! 881 00:54:17,373 --> 00:54:19,397 Have the soup when it is hot! 882 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:22,841 Sir, the soup is not yours! 883 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:24,206 Whose this one? 884 00:54:24,343 --> 00:54:26,173 Yours, we made the mistake! 885 00:54:26,377 --> 00:54:27,775 It's OK, no difference! 886 00:54:28,945 --> 00:54:30,809 The one is yours! 887 00:54:30,946 --> 00:54:32,106 Thanks! 888 00:54:34,747 --> 00:54:35,735 Do you want to be tricky again! 889 00:54:36,715 --> 00:54:38,545 Have the soup now! 890 00:54:39,783 --> 00:54:41,750 Don't take advantage of him for he can't see! 891 00:54:42,251 --> 00:54:44,809 Of course I won't! 892 00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:50,577 The soup is tasty! 893 00:54:51,555 --> 00:54:52,885 Have it quick! 894 00:54:53,856 --> 00:54:55,346 Have it! 895 00:55:01,493 --> 00:55:04,584 Is he really blind! 896 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,057 Let me test him! 897 00:55:11,230 --> 00:55:12,026 Nice! 898 00:55:12,164 --> 00:55:13,221 The soup is bad! 899 00:55:14,698 --> 00:55:16,359 Sorry, I have to go to the toilet! 900 00:55:31,005 --> 00:55:35,598 Bastard, test me with the money! 901 00:55:39,608 --> 00:55:40,268 Gee! 902 00:55:40,443 --> 00:55:41,340 What's matter? 903 00:55:43,544 --> 00:55:48,773 I have lost the welfare fund of our society! 904 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,338 Search again! 905 00:55:52,714 --> 00:55:54,147 I have looked around. 906 00:55:55,249 --> 00:55:58,876 My god, do you know that. 907 00:55:59,017 --> 00:56:02,711 We got the money by selling blood! 908 00:56:03,386 --> 00:56:06,910 It's for the baby to have an eye operation! 909 00:56:07,454 --> 00:56:10,580 You know that it's expensive for babies! 910 00:56:12,389 --> 00:56:13,378 Let me search again! 911 00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:14,988 OK! 912 00:56:16,358 --> 00:56:17,450 Don't worry! 913 00:56:20,959 --> 00:56:22,619 It's here! 914 00:56:23,427 --> 00:56:24,394 Thanks! 915 00:56:24,928 --> 00:56:25,985 I help you to put them in your pocket! 916 00:56:29,297 --> 00:56:30,126 Put it safety! 917 00:56:30,264 --> 00:56:31,253 Yes! 918 00:56:31,398 --> 00:56:32,386 I want to donate as well! 919 00:56:32,631 --> 00:56:33,689 Where is my money? 920 00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:36,299 The money? That $10,000 is yours? 921 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,462 Thanks! 922 00:56:42,936 --> 00:56:46,835 Fu, why did you ask me to come? 923 00:56:47,037 --> 00:56:49,334 Kwai, starts working as a sales today! 924 00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:51,132 And we have to look after him! 925 00:56:51,273 --> 00:56:52,240 Right! 926 00:56:55,174 --> 00:56:55,832 Who's that? 927 00:56:55,974 --> 00:56:57,668 Mr. Tsui, I am Joanne! 928 00:56:58,042 --> 00:56:59,270 How are you Joanne? 929 00:56:59,510 --> 00:57:02,238 Did my sales do anything wrong? 930 00:57:02,478 --> 00:57:03,875 No, he is fine! 931 00:57:04,012 --> 00:57:05,910 Don't forgive him for sake of me! 932 00:57:06,112 --> 00:57:07,840 Tell me what he had done wrong! 933 00:57:08,046 --> 00:57:09,104 His plan works fine! 934 00:57:09,314 --> 00:57:10,904 What plan? 935 00:57:11,181 --> 00:57:13,113 We talk another day, bye! 936 00:57:13,248 --> 00:57:14,737 That bitch! 937 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:20,213 She's admiring your brother! 938 00:57:20,585 --> 00:57:22,449 I hope Kwai will behave! 939 00:57:22,618 --> 00:57:24,108 We need to push the young ones! 940 00:57:26,787 --> 00:57:31,415 The chair is about to break in pieces! 941 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:32,623 Yes! 942 00:57:38,426 --> 00:57:42,190 Kwai, please give us a chance! 943 00:57:43,527 --> 00:57:45,687 I know you are undercover! 944 00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:50,024 Three managers got fired together would never happen! 945 00:57:50,164 --> 00:57:52,188 Winning the mark six lottery is a lie! 946 00:57:52,698 --> 00:57:55,530 Yan is under your control is a lie too! 947 00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:56,992 Be my friend? 948 00:57:57,167 --> 00:57:58,395 It's true! 949 00:58:00,068 --> 00:58:02,468 Otherwise we wouldn't call you! 950 00:58:02,603 --> 00:58:03,830 But... 951 00:58:05,504 --> 00:58:07,562 Do I have any good times knowing you? 952 00:58:07,705 --> 00:58:10,501 $10,000 for a bed space! 953 00:58:10,639 --> 00:58:11,901 Tell me! 954 00:58:12,374 --> 00:58:13,930 We will leave! 955 00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:15,108 Let's go! 956 00:58:15,342 --> 00:58:16,535 Stay there! 957 00:58:16,676 --> 00:58:18,939 So you want to leave me behind. 958 00:58:19,077 --> 00:58:21,134 I don't need friends telling me to be good. 959 00:58:21,278 --> 00:58:23,244 Will you! 960 00:58:23,979 --> 00:58:26,173 I need someone to turn me into a villain! 961 00:58:26,314 --> 00:58:29,042 Please, stay here with me! 962 00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:35,712 OK. We help you to fix your brother! 963 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:39,181 No, he is my brother anyway! 964 00:58:39,851 --> 00:58:41,409 Kwai, I thinking. 965 00:58:41,586 --> 00:58:43,519 I have a nice coffin... 966 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:45,552 for your brother! 967 00:58:45,955 --> 00:58:46,716 No! 968 00:58:46,854 --> 00:58:50,481 I help you to get his girlfriends to you! 969 00:58:50,957 --> 00:58:51,924 Don't make mistakes! 970 00:58:52,124 --> 00:58:52,987 No! 971 00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:59,016 I am Joanne, what are you doing? 972 00:58:59,361 --> 00:59:00,724 Reading playboy! 973 00:59:00,927 --> 00:59:02,019 But you are blind? 974 00:59:02,162 --> 00:59:06,493 They have special edition for the blind! 975 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,460 That's movie showing again, wanna listen. 976 00:59:09,165 --> 00:59:10,256 Listen to the movie? 977 00:59:11,066 --> 00:59:13,124 See you at 7:30 p.m. at Isis theatre! 978 00:59:13,566 --> 00:59:15,261 Joanne! 979 00:59:15,734 --> 00:59:17,030 The girl is after you ha! 980 00:59:17,935 --> 00:59:19,834 7:30 p.m. at Isis theatre! 981 00:59:20,036 --> 00:59:20,763 That's good! 982 00:59:23,937 --> 00:59:25,699 Beanny, I will say it! 983 00:59:26,504 --> 00:59:27,436 Please yourself? 984 00:59:30,573 --> 00:59:31,505 Beanny! 985 00:59:32,474 --> 00:59:35,033 I am giving you a once for all chance! 986 00:59:35,176 --> 00:59:35,800 What? 987 00:59:35,942 --> 00:59:37,875 I was going with Beanny to movie! 988 00:59:38,010 --> 00:59:39,307 I had no time, 989 00:59:39,444 --> 00:59:40,741 a chance for you to go with her. 990 00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:42,304 To movie? 991 00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:44,174 Don't say that you can't, 992 00:59:44,313 --> 00:59:45,574 she gets upset. 993 00:59:45,714 --> 00:59:47,772 And she will never say yes again! 994 00:59:48,681 --> 00:59:50,308 7:30 p.m. Isis theatre. 995 00:59:51,383 --> 00:59:53,407 Isis theatre? I! 996 00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:55,449 What's wrong going out with the girl! 997 00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:58,018 Two girls in the same theatre! 998 00:59:58,685 --> 01:00:01,346 Don't worry, we'll help you! 999 01:00:08,357 --> 01:00:10,256 You are not scare of horror movies? 1000 01:00:10,391 --> 01:00:12,823 The boys always go to horror movies with me. 1001 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:13,982 They want to take advantage! 1002 01:00:14,126 --> 01:00:16,150 So you want to take advantage of me! 1003 01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:19,327 He hits him! 1004 01:00:19,828 --> 01:00:23,319 I was going to watch this one! 1005 01:00:23,529 --> 01:00:24,927 He's object! 1006 01:00:25,130 --> 01:00:25,892 I was going to watch this one! 1007 01:00:26,031 --> 01:00:27,327 And he likes to porno one next door. 1008 01:00:27,497 --> 01:00:28,395 You did the wrong thing! 1009 01:00:28,531 --> 01:00:30,498 Yes, I said next door! 1010 01:00:30,633 --> 01:00:32,793 You did the wrong thing! 1011 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,300 You go in first, I come later. 1012 01:00:43,738 --> 01:00:46,103 You get away! 1013 01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:52,598 Sorry! 1014 01:01:01,646 --> 01:01:02,612 Joanne! 1015 01:01:04,446 --> 01:01:06,346 Sorry, I am late! 1016 01:01:06,547 --> 01:01:08,377 That's OK let's go in! 1017 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:09,479 Good! 1018 01:01:09,950 --> 01:01:10,938 Over there! 1019 01:01:11,950 --> 01:01:14,076 Be careful, yes, here! 1020 01:01:14,485 --> 01:01:16,576 Thanks for your help! 1021 01:01:17,419 --> 01:01:19,080 It is a horror movie, will it suit you? 1022 01:01:19,287 --> 01:01:22,378 Of course, I like listening to horror movies! 1023 01:01:22,788 --> 01:01:24,846 The noises are raging! 1024 01:01:25,156 --> 01:01:28,590 I need to go to the toilet! 1025 01:01:28,724 --> 01:01:29,621 I go with you! 1026 01:01:29,991 --> 01:01:31,389 No, I go by myself! 1027 01:01:31,759 --> 01:01:32,656 Can you? 1028 01:01:42,163 --> 01:01:43,095 Hold it please! 1029 01:01:46,765 --> 01:01:47,925 Why so long? 1030 01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:52,233 There was a fight, but it's over now! 1031 01:01:58,804 --> 01:02:00,202 Don't be scared! 1032 01:02:20,746 --> 01:02:22,940 Sir, no smoking here! 1033 01:02:23,647 --> 01:02:24,944 No smoking? What am I going to do? 1034 01:02:25,182 --> 01:02:26,978 I can't watch the movie without a smoke! 1035 01:02:27,183 --> 01:02:28,341 Go to the lobby then! 1036 01:02:32,218 --> 01:02:34,810 So long, hope he's alright! 1037 01:02:40,121 --> 01:02:41,179 I have the ticket! 1038 01:02:41,989 --> 01:02:43,717 He is mad, pretend to be blind! 1039 01:02:44,856 --> 01:02:45,880 Please check it out for me. 1040 01:02:47,757 --> 01:02:49,747 He's been in there for a long time! 1041 01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:50,916 OK. I check it up for you! 1042 01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:52,720 Thanks! 1043 01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:53,757 That's OK! 1044 01:02:56,995 --> 01:02:57,825 Kwai! 1045 01:02:58,595 --> 01:02:59,424 Kwai! 1046 01:03:00,763 --> 01:03:01,626 You said you went to the toilet? 1047 01:03:01,763 --> 01:03:02,730 Yes, I did! 1048 01:03:03,631 --> 01:03:04,689 You had? 1049 01:03:05,232 --> 01:03:07,494 Yes, I just came out from the toilet! 1050 01:03:12,035 --> 01:03:15,093 Did I go to the female toilet? 1051 01:03:15,236 --> 01:03:16,896 No, let's listen to the movie! 1052 01:03:17,037 --> 01:03:18,162 - I really didn't? - I help you! 1053 01:03:18,303 --> 01:03:19,202 I really didn't? 1054 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,031 Thanks, I am sorry! 1055 01:03:30,177 --> 01:03:33,110 Don't worry, it's only a movie! 1056 01:03:36,712 --> 01:03:42,739 A pair upstairs and a lonely one down here! 1057 01:03:45,582 --> 01:03:50,881 The new one enjoys and the old one endures! 1058 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,577 What's wrong with you? 1059 01:04:00,622 --> 01:04:01,849 To the toilet? 1060 01:04:02,456 --> 01:04:03,423 I go with you! 1061 01:04:04,857 --> 01:04:06,380 No, I worry! 1062 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,750 You go back first, I take a long time! 1063 01:04:11,893 --> 01:04:12,951 That's OK! 1064 01:04:13,161 --> 01:04:14,058 Well... 1065 01:04:14,195 --> 01:04:15,559 I wait for you here! 1066 01:04:20,098 --> 01:04:22,258 What can I do? My god! 1067 01:04:24,265 --> 01:04:25,925 I really like you! 1068 01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:27,759 Fine, let's get in, 1069 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:29,231 and I bathe you! 1070 01:04:43,273 --> 01:04:44,671 You don't behave! 1071 01:04:44,874 --> 01:04:45,806 Yes! 1072 01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:49,330 It's fine now! 1073 01:05:02,515 --> 01:05:03,344 Looking for me? 1074 01:05:03,548 --> 01:05:04,845 He smokes for such a long time? 1075 01:05:07,084 --> 01:05:08,641 I had a whole packet! 1076 01:05:08,785 --> 01:05:13,481 I was dreaming about our future. 1077 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,343 Let's watch the movie! 1078 01:05:18,856 --> 01:05:21,482 Please call 109! 1079 01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:22,681 A message for her! 1080 01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:27,088 Tell her that her relative is dying! 1081 01:05:29,694 --> 01:05:33,184 Kwai, are you alright! 1082 01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:44,295 Joanne! 1083 01:05:44,433 --> 01:05:45,092 Kwai! 1084 01:05:45,299 --> 01:05:46,357 Joanne! 1085 01:05:46,634 --> 01:05:47,622 There he is! 1086 01:05:48,068 --> 01:05:48,727 Where had you been? 1087 01:05:48,902 --> 01:05:50,061 I had to answer a call! 1088 01:05:50,301 --> 01:05:52,201 I wait for you here, answer the call! 1089 01:05:52,402 --> 01:05:54,460 No, wait till the movie finishes! 1090 01:06:19,515 --> 01:06:20,446 Get up! 1091 01:06:20,581 --> 01:06:21,707 I am sorry, Beanny! 1092 01:06:22,183 --> 01:06:23,376 What Beanny? 1093 01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:27,815 Oh, I was dreaming of nuts! 1094 01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:30,081 How long did I fall asleep? 1095 01:06:31,319 --> 01:06:32,546 More than 10 minutes! 1096 01:06:33,121 --> 01:06:34,780 You don't even know the ending! 1097 01:06:34,989 --> 01:06:36,955 Of course it's a tragedy! 1098 01:06:38,523 --> 01:06:39,420 Let's go! 1099 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:44,280 Beanny, wasn't Kwai with you? 1100 01:06:44,425 --> 01:06:46,756 He walked around, don't know where he went! 1101 01:06:47,027 --> 01:06:48,856 Where is your girlfriend? 1102 01:06:49,128 --> 01:06:51,993 She goes around every where too! 1103 01:06:52,163 --> 01:06:54,153 I go to look her up! 1104 01:06:58,431 --> 01:06:59,761 Kwai! 1105 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,727 Chiu, come to see the movie? 1106 01:07:02,866 --> 01:07:04,924 Right, with the girlfriend! 1107 01:07:06,002 --> 01:07:06,831 What? 1108 01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:12,737 Wait! 1109 01:07:12,938 --> 01:07:14,699 Is it that serious? 1110 01:07:16,106 --> 01:07:16,764 Really? 1111 01:07:16,906 --> 01:07:18,532 Yes, only you can help! 1112 01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:20,265 Do you mean it? 1113 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,738 You better hurry! 1114 01:07:24,209 --> 01:07:25,869 Let me introduce, my girlfriend! 1115 01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:28,002 You have a good boyfriend! 1116 01:07:28,277 --> 01:07:29,108 Really? 1117 01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:30,470 Don't flatter him! 1118 01:07:31,312 --> 01:07:33,711 We should go back if it's serious! 1119 01:07:33,914 --> 01:07:36,006 We have to hurry, I can go now! 1120 01:07:36,247 --> 01:07:37,145 Let's go back first! 1121 01:07:39,348 --> 01:07:40,405 The men are so busy! 1122 01:07:40,550 --> 01:07:41,345 Yes! 1123 01:07:41,483 --> 01:07:42,471 Bye! 1124 01:07:45,385 --> 01:07:51,786 This contract can make 3-4 million! 1125 01:07:52,188 --> 01:07:55,587 I will promote Kwai to asst. G. M! 1126 01:07:55,923 --> 01:07:57,617 Whatever you say, uncle! 1127 01:07:57,924 --> 01:08:03,449 Well, Kwai! What about next week's gathering! 1128 01:08:03,592 --> 01:08:06,617 It will be OK. I have some funny games. 1129 01:08:06,861 --> 01:08:11,488 They will surely have a good time! 1130 01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:14,752 Harmony is the most important! 1131 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:22,824 Young master, why do you like me? 1132 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:29,363 I like your different appearances! 1133 01:08:29,570 --> 01:08:32,697 Especially when you have to endure! 1134 01:08:33,905 --> 01:08:35,394 I really enjoy watching your look of endurance. 1135 01:08:36,272 --> 01:08:40,002 Young master, we have been lovers for so long! 1136 01:08:40,441 --> 01:08:42,704 I like to have some understand water? 1137 01:08:42,843 --> 01:08:47,368 No, I give you the water instead! 1138 01:08:49,846 --> 01:08:51,107 Young master! 1139 01:08:52,546 --> 01:08:53,877 Look at you! 1140 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:57,007 From me to you! 1141 01:08:57,148 --> 01:09:02,049 It's a chain! 1142 01:09:03,018 --> 01:09:06,542 Yes, a chain is better! 1143 01:09:09,253 --> 01:09:12,221 Young master, I give you a code! 1144 01:09:12,755 --> 01:09:15,586 This code leads me to you! 1145 01:09:16,757 --> 01:09:18,586 It's better I give you a code! 1146 01:09:19,091 --> 01:09:21,081 Learn hard, I only say it once! 1147 01:09:21,226 --> 01:09:22,817 Or else you can never find me again. 1148 01:09:23,894 --> 01:09:27,554 40342, 40342, 434234, 43420 1149 01:09:27,695 --> 01:09:30,663 024, 43420, 333424024 1150 01:09:30,797 --> 01:09:34,355 334, 024, 334, 024, 3433, 3433 1151 01:09:34,497 --> 01:09:39,761 3324, 3430, 044022, 43243 1152 01:09:39,901 --> 01:09:41,958 That's enough, I wanna quit! 1153 01:09:43,035 --> 01:09:45,627 What's wrong, it's fine! 1154 01:09:46,436 --> 01:09:50,803 It's boring movie! 1155 01:09:50,938 --> 01:09:53,598 You are below standard to understand it! 1156 01:09:53,739 --> 01:09:56,502 They will surely have a good time! 1157 01:09:56,875 --> 01:10:00,308 It has to be a common to all people! 1158 01:10:00,442 --> 01:10:03,001 Of course, only if I am the writer! 1159 01:10:03,142 --> 01:10:04,268 Don't be bad tasted! 1160 01:10:04,410 --> 01:10:06,309 I only write what I think! 1161 01:10:06,445 --> 01:10:08,173 How are you doing? 1162 01:10:08,312 --> 01:10:09,437 Have you signed the contract! 1163 01:10:11,014 --> 01:10:11,980 Come over! 1164 01:10:14,848 --> 01:10:16,246 What? 1165 01:10:17,316 --> 01:10:19,145 Uncle has promoted me to asst. G.M. 1166 01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:22,211 And the 3 of you back to your original posts! 1167 01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:23,715 Good! 1168 01:10:24,686 --> 01:10:26,083 Pair 3, I have shot you! 1169 01:10:27,420 --> 01:10:28,750 - Uncle? - Boss! 1170 01:10:30,655 --> 01:10:31,883 Look for you! 1171 01:10:32,522 --> 01:10:34,079 This is Mr. Robinson! 1172 01:10:34,490 --> 01:10:35,421 He is... 1173 01:10:35,590 --> 01:10:39,025 Our accountant to audit! 1174 01:10:39,492 --> 01:10:43,187 To check the amount of $27,000,000 1175 01:10:44,761 --> 01:10:46,352 Uncle, let me explain! 1176 01:10:46,495 --> 01:10:50,930 No, I'll take up my post again! 1177 01:10:53,398 --> 01:10:54,295 Uncle. 1178 01:11:04,837 --> 01:11:07,770 Leave me alone! 1179 01:11:09,672 --> 01:11:14,129 Don't, leave me alone! 1180 01:11:14,874 --> 01:11:17,568 Leave me alone! 1181 01:11:18,009 --> 01:11:19,566 Still no one? 1182 01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:22,206 Boss! 1183 01:11:22,710 --> 01:11:23,404 Where's Uncle? 1184 01:11:23,611 --> 01:11:24,406 In the hospital! 1185 01:11:24,544 --> 01:11:25,203 What for? 1186 01:11:25,379 --> 01:11:28,608 He's in a coma! 1187 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,938 The doctor said he'll never recover! 1188 01:11:32,282 --> 01:11:33,248 So serious! 1189 01:11:33,382 --> 01:11:34,177 What to do then? 1190 01:11:34,315 --> 01:11:36,282 Finish the show first! 1191 01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:38,144 And back to the states to be an extra again! 1192 01:11:38,284 --> 01:11:39,512 How can you? 1193 01:11:39,652 --> 01:11:40,675 Stop that! 1194 01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:43,148 We have no proof now! 1195 01:11:43,286 --> 01:11:45,185 I wonder if you are my brother! 1196 01:11:45,387 --> 01:11:50,321 You may have another father! 1197 01:11:50,756 --> 01:11:52,746 That's too much of you! 1198 01:11:54,491 --> 01:11:57,424 You damn shit bastard! 1199 01:11:59,192 --> 01:12:01,318 The three of you are fired. 1200 01:12:02,561 --> 01:12:05,050 See how you can survive! 1201 01:12:05,529 --> 01:12:06,756 Shut up! 1202 01:12:06,896 --> 01:12:09,385 Don't stop me! 1203 01:12:11,064 --> 01:12:12,463 Don't! 1204 01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,797 You want to murder me? 1205 01:12:17,668 --> 01:12:18,725 Stop arguing! 1206 01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:20,698 Don't look at him! 1207 01:12:20,835 --> 01:12:23,769 I think he's really hurt! 1208 01:12:23,971 --> 01:12:25,596 And so! 1209 01:12:25,737 --> 01:12:26,465 What do we do now? 1210 01:12:26,638 --> 01:12:27,899 We have killed him! 1211 01:12:28,773 --> 01:12:29,864 Why is it so noisy? 1212 01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:42,836 Have a smoke boss! 1213 01:12:43,912 --> 01:12:45,037 Boss! 1214 01:12:45,246 --> 01:12:46,872 Boss, I have reserve a seat for you! 1215 01:12:49,213 --> 01:12:50,646 Hurry up to watch it! 1216 01:12:50,782 --> 01:12:55,011 Are you insane, let's go! 1217 01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:56,811 He has nothing when he needs something! 1218 01:12:56,952 --> 01:12:58,851 We get a scapegoat, let's go! 1219 01:13:06,121 --> 01:13:07,951 They are gone! 1220 01:13:10,356 --> 01:13:12,755 He seems to be dead! 1221 01:13:12,991 --> 01:13:14,617 Anybody in? 1222 01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:16,587 No! 1223 01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:18,453 Chop him into pieces, 1224 01:13:18,593 --> 01:13:20,184 - and bury him! - No! 1225 01:13:20,361 --> 01:13:21,384 What can we do? 1226 01:13:21,528 --> 01:13:24,393 30 second for the show! 1227 01:13:24,596 --> 01:13:25,857 What shall we do? 1228 01:13:26,063 --> 01:13:27,826 Put on the show first! 1229 01:13:27,997 --> 01:13:29,294 Go out, quick! 1230 01:13:29,432 --> 01:13:30,090 Kwai, you guard it! 1231 01:13:30,732 --> 01:13:34,598 A very sentimental drama! 1232 01:13:34,734 --> 01:13:39,327 Written, directed and acted by Frank Ngau. 1233 01:13:43,604 --> 01:13:48,300 We can't be bound by the feudal system! 1234 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,032 And framed by the triad! 1235 01:13:51,174 --> 01:13:54,005 We have to resist, we want freedom! 1236 01:13:54,575 --> 01:13:58,441 Young master, your dad won't accept us! 1237 01:13:58,577 --> 01:14:00,203 I will fight for it! 1238 01:14:00,845 --> 01:14:03,277 You cradle snatcher! 1239 01:14:04,747 --> 01:14:06,542 Where are you going, Fung? 1240 01:14:06,681 --> 01:14:08,374 You son of the bitch, don't date her! 1241 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:10,640 It's none of your business! 1242 01:14:10,782 --> 01:14:12,840 What do you gain spoiling my dates? 1243 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:17,410 How is he? 1244 01:14:20,687 --> 01:14:22,118 Will his life be in danger? 1245 01:14:23,688 --> 01:14:24,881 How is he? 1246 01:14:26,889 --> 01:14:29,754 You ruin our reputation! 1247 01:14:31,791 --> 01:14:34,053 Fung is dead. 1248 01:14:34,592 --> 01:14:37,025 What a shock! 1249 01:14:37,294 --> 01:14:40,784 Nanny, how did Fung die? 1250 01:14:41,362 --> 01:14:43,295 Died of illness! 1251 01:14:43,629 --> 01:14:46,095 No, she dropped dead! 1252 01:14:46,263 --> 01:14:48,526 No, she hanged herself! 1253 01:14:48,665 --> 01:14:50,222 What are you talking about? 1254 01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,662 I don't remember the dialogue! 1255 01:14:52,899 --> 01:14:53,867 Go to hell! 1256 01:14:58,236 --> 01:15:00,225 Help! 1257 01:15:03,772 --> 01:15:05,830 He's responsible for Fung's dead. 1258 01:15:05,972 --> 01:15:07,905 And we punched his head! 1259 01:15:08,107 --> 01:15:12,371 You betrayer, everyone wants to fix you up! 1260 01:15:12,576 --> 01:15:15,600 Beat! 1261 01:15:16,076 --> 01:15:18,407 Dead audience, our boss can't hold back! 1262 01:15:18,578 --> 01:15:20,010 His drama interest, and be a guest actor. 1263 01:15:20,145 --> 01:15:22,976 Let's cheer for his performance! 1264 01:15:25,481 --> 01:15:27,311 Let's beat him up! 1265 01:15:32,350 --> 01:15:36,045 Please yourself! 1266 01:15:36,952 --> 01:15:41,717 Dear audience, we like to mix together! 1267 01:15:41,855 --> 01:15:45,516 For the drama, let's fix the betrayer! 1268 01:15:46,857 --> 01:15:48,517 Help! 1269 01:15:48,657 --> 01:15:50,248 Boss! 1270 01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:52,789 That's wonderful! 1271 01:15:53,559 --> 01:15:55,991 That's wonderful! 1272 01:15:56,394 --> 01:15:58,224 He's so mean to us, beat him up! 1273 01:15:58,495 --> 01:16:00,587 Give me a sugar cane! 1274 01:16:00,862 --> 01:16:02,022 My god! 1275 01:16:04,264 --> 01:16:06,094 I gave him the wrong thing! 1276 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,855 It's looks so real! 1277 01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:17,262 Great that's violent enough... 1278 01:16:17,737 --> 01:16:23,501 We unite together to face the problem! 1279 01:16:26,340 --> 01:16:28,273 We unite together to face the problem! 1280 01:16:28,408 --> 01:16:32,638 Get him out quick! 1281 01:16:35,744 --> 01:16:37,005 Quick! 1282 01:16:39,046 --> 01:16:39,671 What's going on? 1283 01:16:39,813 --> 01:16:40,540 I don't know? 1284 01:16:40,713 --> 01:16:43,145 Throw him into the sea! 1285 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,269 We can't do it? 1286 01:16:44,448 --> 01:16:45,937 Well, we are all responsible! 1287 01:16:46,182 --> 01:16:47,409 Shut up! 1288 01:16:47,682 --> 01:16:48,341 Stop! 1289 01:16:48,817 --> 01:16:50,009 A taxi driver has got off the car! 1290 01:16:54,951 --> 01:16:57,919 Throw away the Japanese flag! 1291 01:17:04,089 --> 01:17:05,716 Who drives? 1292 01:17:05,856 --> 01:17:06,618 You! 1293 01:17:06,757 --> 01:17:08,485 I have no permit! 1294 01:17:08,691 --> 01:17:10,157 We haven't neither! 1295 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,816 Did anybody learn driving before! 1296 01:17:13,193 --> 01:17:14,660 I have learnt 3 hours. 1297 01:17:14,860 --> 01:17:15,917 I have learnt 2 hours. 1298 01:17:16,061 --> 01:17:17,722 I failed the written test. 1299 01:17:19,463 --> 01:17:20,759 Then, I will drive. 1300 01:17:23,632 --> 01:17:25,188 I have the talent to drive! 1301 01:17:25,932 --> 01:17:28,593 Drive slowly, beware of the road block! 1302 01:17:28,734 --> 01:17:30,667 Watch out for speeding. 1303 01:17:31,435 --> 01:17:33,425 You big mouth! 1304 01:17:33,669 --> 01:17:35,067 Gee, it's road block! 1305 01:17:36,403 --> 01:17:37,563 My god, god help me! 1306 01:17:45,174 --> 01:17:46,299 Show me your permit! 1307 01:17:46,507 --> 01:17:48,098 Sir, he is unconscious! 1308 01:17:48,308 --> 01:17:49,536 Fainted? And he drives? 1309 01:17:49,709 --> 01:17:52,175 I pulled the hand-brake to stop it! 1310 01:17:52,343 --> 01:17:54,742 He fainted when caught speeding! 1311 01:17:55,278 --> 01:17:56,404 Really! 1312 01:17:57,112 --> 01:18:00,672 Yes, he has got 13 points already! 1313 01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:04,303 And he fainted when caught! 1314 01:18:04,582 --> 01:18:05,912 What was he doing? 1315 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:07,207 140 m. p.h. 1316 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:08,947 140 miles per hour? 1317 01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:11,077 140... 1318 01:18:12,885 --> 01:18:14,545 Sir, he is good citizen! 1319 01:18:14,687 --> 01:18:16,516 I think he will produce the permit! 1320 01:18:16,853 --> 01:18:18,877 He is not allowed to drive for a long time! 1321 01:18:19,154 --> 01:18:21,087 Call the ambulance! 1322 01:18:21,289 --> 01:18:23,119 You four go to the hospital with me! 1323 01:18:25,424 --> 01:18:26,321 What's up? 1324 01:18:26,459 --> 01:18:27,947 A gang fight, 30 to 1! 1325 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,524 Really! 1326 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,725 You wait here! 1327 01:18:35,161 --> 01:18:36,150 Gee, what would happen? 1328 01:18:36,296 --> 01:18:37,592 See how boss is... 1329 01:18:37,795 --> 01:18:41,093 He is dead, Frank will be accused of murder! 1330 01:18:41,364 --> 01:18:42,489 Go to hell! 1331 01:18:43,865 --> 01:18:45,855 Doctor, how is the one just come? 1332 01:18:46,467 --> 01:18:47,160 Dead! 1333 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:47,925 Dead? 1334 01:18:48,067 --> 01:18:51,000 He head is crashed! 1335 01:18:51,801 --> 01:18:52,768 Shut up, will you! 1336 01:18:52,902 --> 01:18:54,129 Why did you hit him so hard! 1337 01:18:54,336 --> 01:18:56,064 Shut up! 1338 01:18:57,305 --> 01:18:59,272 I am sorry, I got to go! 1339 01:18:59,972 --> 01:19:02,531 I have to go too, you stay here! 1340 01:19:02,940 --> 01:19:05,203 Kwai, let's go! 1341 01:19:09,110 --> 01:19:11,634 It is always against my own will! 1342 01:19:11,777 --> 01:19:14,574 Frank, do you want? 1343 01:19:15,378 --> 01:19:16,606 I wanna hide away! 1344 01:19:16,746 --> 01:19:17,973 Frank! 1345 01:19:18,114 --> 01:19:19,137 I have to go! 1346 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,872 Tell me something about it! 1347 01:19:22,081 --> 01:19:23,309 Do you really have to go! 1348 01:19:23,516 --> 01:19:25,506 Of course, I don't want to drag you in! 1349 01:19:25,650 --> 01:19:27,310 I have to go! 1350 01:19:27,485 --> 01:19:31,509 Remember to up hold your principle! 1351 01:19:31,652 --> 01:19:32,710 I know! 1352 01:19:32,853 --> 01:19:35,184 You can sell anything you want! 1353 01:19:35,321 --> 01:19:38,754 But keep one thing for yourself! 1354 01:19:38,888 --> 01:19:39,752 What? 1355 01:19:39,889 --> 01:19:43,482 Keep your ass, don't make money out of it! 1356 01:19:43,858 --> 01:19:45,518 Go to hell! 1357 01:19:47,226 --> 01:19:50,318 Frank... 1358 01:19:50,794 --> 01:19:52,351 I have something for you! 1359 01:19:52,495 --> 01:19:55,520 Even though I always give you trouble. 1360 01:19:55,697 --> 01:19:58,721 But this thing is more suitable for you! 1361 01:19:59,364 --> 01:20:00,490 The pills? 1362 01:20:00,632 --> 01:20:02,394 No, drugs for rats! 1363 01:20:02,566 --> 01:20:05,590 If you are caught, 1364 01:20:05,867 --> 01:20:07,891 swallow it and keep our secret. 1365 01:20:08,168 --> 01:20:11,033 Go to hell! 1366 01:20:14,171 --> 01:20:18,571 I have something to tell you! 1367 01:20:18,707 --> 01:20:20,263 But I am afraid that you'll get upset! 1368 01:20:21,574 --> 01:20:22,732 Tell me! 1369 01:20:22,907 --> 01:20:26,273 You are pretty, but too vain! 1370 01:20:26,409 --> 01:20:28,638 You are not the only woman in the world! 1371 01:20:30,144 --> 01:20:32,577 Happy, she never talks to us! 1372 01:20:32,711 --> 01:20:34,440 Frank, I have decided! 1373 01:20:34,613 --> 01:20:36,136 You better surrender yourself. 1374 01:20:36,313 --> 01:20:38,610 You stay free and I am in the jail! 1375 01:20:38,747 --> 01:20:41,044 It's manslaughter! 1376 01:20:41,182 --> 01:20:44,013 My friend was a murderer, he was set free! 1377 01:20:44,150 --> 01:20:46,549 He's only 40's, still plenty of time. 1378 01:20:46,684 --> 01:20:48,173 When did he go to jail? 1379 01:20:48,352 --> 01:20:49,250 9! 1380 01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:52,080 God damn you! 1381 01:20:52,621 --> 01:20:54,281 Frank, calm down! 1382 01:20:54,821 --> 01:20:57,982 I go with you to surrender! 1383 01:20:58,789 --> 01:21:01,881 That's better, it's good to have a companion! 1384 01:21:02,124 --> 01:21:02,953 Let's go together! 1385 01:21:07,726 --> 01:21:09,193 Why? 1386 01:21:09,394 --> 01:21:10,383 He's alive! 1387 01:21:10,828 --> 01:21:12,021 Tell me what you are? 1388 01:21:12,195 --> 01:21:13,253 I am still alive. 1389 01:21:13,496 --> 01:21:14,825 That's good! 1390 01:21:15,030 --> 01:21:16,394 Don't be happy yet! 1391 01:21:16,597 --> 01:21:20,758 I am not a gentleman! 1392 01:21:21,466 --> 01:21:23,296 What do you want? 1393 01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:28,299 First, you go back to the states! 1394 01:21:28,469 --> 01:21:32,198 Second, the three of you get lost! 1395 01:21:34,505 --> 01:21:36,233 Beanny, you promise! 1396 01:21:36,373 --> 01:21:37,270 Me? 1397 01:21:37,406 --> 01:21:39,134 Beanny goes with me to Hawaii for 2 weeks. 1398 01:21:39,274 --> 01:21:40,831 Be my part time lover! 1399 01:21:40,974 --> 01:21:42,964 Go to hell! 1400 01:21:43,109 --> 01:21:46,270 Remember I can accuse you of murder! 1401 01:21:46,477 --> 01:21:47,841 And you'll be sent to jail! 1402 01:21:48,011 --> 01:21:48,636 Shit! 1403 01:21:48,777 --> 01:21:50,767 I had told my driver if after 15 minutes... 1404 01:21:50,912 --> 01:21:53,970 I am still here, he'll call the police! 1405 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,273 Look into my eyes! 1406 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:03,383 Tsui Ting Fu, look into my eyes! 1407 01:22:04,151 --> 01:22:09,142 Listen to what I say! 1408 01:22:09,753 --> 01:22:12,346 Listen to me when I say orange! 1409 01:22:14,721 --> 01:22:17,745 I know, rape all women! 1410 01:22:17,956 --> 01:22:20,822 Damn you, you are a dog! 1411 01:22:28,894 --> 01:22:29,792 Not a dog, a crab! 1412 01:22:29,929 --> 01:22:31,327 A crab! 1413 01:22:37,798 --> 01:22:40,391 No, a tea pot! 1414 01:22:44,701 --> 01:22:46,065 No, a dog! 1415 01:22:46,269 --> 01:22:48,201 No, a crab! 1416 01:22:48,403 --> 01:22:52,030 Tea pot! A dog! A crab! 1417 01:22:52,471 --> 01:22:54,960 A dog! A crab! 1418 01:22:55,172 --> 01:22:56,605 Tea pot! 1419 01:22:56,873 --> 01:22:58,363 A dog! A crab! 1420 01:23:00,007 --> 01:23:01,338 What's that? 1421 01:23:04,410 --> 01:23:07,207 A dog like crab, to be a tea pot! 1422 01:23:08,744 --> 01:23:11,109 Oh, his driver is till down there! 1423 01:23:16,048 --> 01:23:16,742 Boss! 1424 01:23:16,882 --> 01:23:18,007 Go back home! 1425 01:23:18,182 --> 01:23:19,080 Boss, do we have to call the police? 1426 01:23:19,217 --> 01:23:23,344 No, go back home and pull myself? 1427 01:23:25,319 --> 01:23:30,845 Pull myself, go back home! 1428 01:23:33,789 --> 01:23:35,450 What shall we do with him? 1429 01:23:35,656 --> 01:23:36,883 Leave him here for a few days. 1430 01:23:37,023 --> 01:23:41,321 Hope that uncle will recover! 1431 01:23:41,526 --> 01:23:44,516 But our coffin show will soon begin! 1432 01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:47,423 We can't deceive much longer! 1433 01:23:47,962 --> 01:23:49,895 Just try our best! 1434 01:23:50,096 --> 01:23:53,859 She's a big mouth all the time! 1435 01:23:53,998 --> 01:23:55,021 It's bad. 1436 01:23:55,265 --> 01:23:58,027 Don't worry, I can give the order! 1437 01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:00,029 Fire her, send her to clean the toilet. 1438 01:24:00,267 --> 01:24:01,234 Great! 1439 01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:03,364 I want to see the G.M. 1440 01:24:04,569 --> 01:24:05,625 No, you can't! 1441 01:24:05,769 --> 01:24:06,463 What's matter? 1442 01:24:06,603 --> 01:24:08,001 It's an emergency! 1443 01:24:09,770 --> 01:24:10,396 What are you doing? 1444 01:24:10,539 --> 01:24:11,765 You ask me? 1445 01:24:13,206 --> 01:24:16,934 I know why you got promoted so fast! 1446 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:18,198 You are gay! 1447 01:24:18,908 --> 01:24:20,500 Mind your words? 1448 01:24:21,376 --> 01:24:24,969 Yes, I know you have sex with him! 1449 01:24:25,711 --> 01:24:28,474 Shut up, or I throw you out! 1450 01:24:28,645 --> 01:24:29,577 Don't! 1451 01:24:29,746 --> 01:24:30,712 Foon, get her out! 1452 01:24:30,846 --> 01:24:32,745 Stay there! 1453 01:24:33,047 --> 01:24:35,446 I just want to see him! 1454 01:24:35,581 --> 01:24:36,639 Otherwise I won't go! 1455 01:24:37,483 --> 01:24:38,574 Have a good look! 1456 01:24:39,284 --> 01:24:42,944 Boss! 1457 01:24:45,186 --> 01:24:47,119 Boss, I want to complain! 1458 01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:50,245 Boss, don't listen to what they say! 1459 01:24:50,989 --> 01:24:54,855 The only way to recall his memory is... 1460 01:24:55,024 --> 01:24:57,287 Say something he is interested! 1461 01:24:59,192 --> 01:25:00,022 Like what? 1462 01:25:00,226 --> 01:25:03,159 Ask the singer he likes to come! 1463 01:25:03,361 --> 01:25:06,385 Alan Tam, he likes visiting the sick! 1464 01:25:06,595 --> 01:25:09,085 No, he likes Chow Sui! 1465 01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:11,689 Chow Sui? Not familiar! 1466 01:25:11,864 --> 01:25:14,024 And idol or new comer? 1467 01:25:14,266 --> 01:25:16,426 OK. She'll come to you tonight! 1468 01:25:16,566 --> 01:25:18,556 What does he like? 1469 01:25:19,867 --> 01:25:21,425 Something man must like! 1470 01:25:21,801 --> 01:25:23,665 Boss, I have a sexy magazine! 1471 01:25:23,802 --> 01:25:24,699 Yes! 1472 01:25:24,869 --> 01:25:25,767 He responds! 1473 01:25:25,903 --> 01:25:27,062 It's Pak Wan Kam! 1474 01:25:28,537 --> 01:25:31,800 No, Lam Ching Har, Maggie and... 1475 01:25:34,274 --> 01:25:34,933 OK! 1476 01:25:35,074 --> 01:25:36,267 Doctor, he responds! 1477 01:25:36,774 --> 01:25:38,741 Let's try further! 1478 01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:42,135 If he can't recover in 3 days, the chance is slim! 1479 01:25:42,278 --> 01:25:43,244 What then? 1480 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:46,369 Boss, Theeresa is here. 1481 01:25:46,612 --> 01:25:48,169 Are you under their control? 1482 01:25:49,381 --> 01:25:52,405 Boss, I have evidence! 1483 01:25:53,115 --> 01:25:54,343 You go out first! 1484 01:25:54,548 --> 01:25:55,776 What's wrong with you? 1485 01:25:57,883 --> 01:26:01,409 Why do you pretend, what's in your mind? 1486 01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:07,845 Yes, I have my plan! 1487 01:26:10,189 --> 01:26:12,655 Because I love you! 1488 01:26:14,492 --> 01:26:16,650 You love me? 1489 01:26:17,859 --> 01:26:23,123 Yes, I want to get close to you! 1490 01:26:23,295 --> 01:26:24,818 I know you will come! 1491 01:26:25,429 --> 01:26:28,863 I dared not to tell you! 1492 01:26:29,864 --> 01:26:32,331 I assault others for I can't have you! 1493 01:26:32,465 --> 01:26:33,954 You turn me into a sex maniac! 1494 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,498 You really love me? 1495 01:26:38,168 --> 01:26:39,531 Yes! 1496 01:26:40,403 --> 01:26:41,891 What are you waiting? 1497 01:26:42,169 --> 01:26:43,363 Are you kidding! 1498 01:26:44,670 --> 01:26:47,604 Come on! 1499 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:54,932 Come! 1500 01:26:55,608 --> 01:27:00,339 I scarified myself for our safety! 1501 01:27:02,811 --> 01:27:05,404 My body is no more pure! 1502 01:27:05,545 --> 01:27:07,978 But my soul still! 1503 01:27:18,085 --> 01:27:19,142 Plastic flowers! 1504 01:27:22,086 --> 01:27:24,019 Beanny, dinner is ready! 1505 01:27:24,454 --> 01:27:26,011 Come over, I got to talk to you! 1506 01:27:29,222 --> 01:27:30,120 What do you want to tell me? 1507 01:27:32,158 --> 01:27:34,318 Sometimes you are a stranger to me! 1508 01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:37,819 I am Tsui Ting Kwai, you No. 1 boyfriend! 1509 01:27:38,626 --> 01:27:40,957 You are an office boy, and then a sales. 1510 01:27:41,095 --> 01:27:42,492 But then asst. Manager, 1511 01:27:42,761 --> 01:27:44,092 young master! 1512 01:27:44,330 --> 01:27:46,126 Do you have anything hiding? 1513 01:27:46,930 --> 01:27:49,658 That's my uncle's idea! 1514 01:27:50,131 --> 01:27:53,099 I only want you to be honest to me! 1515 01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:55,789 Don't ever lie to me! 1516 01:27:57,034 --> 01:27:57,932 OK! 1517 01:27:59,468 --> 01:28:01,731 I promise to be honest! 1518 01:28:01,869 --> 01:28:05,031 I will never lie to you! 1519 01:28:08,206 --> 01:28:09,604 Wrong! 1520 01:28:13,975 --> 01:28:15,668 Quick! 1521 01:28:24,479 --> 01:28:25,912 I want to see Mr. Tsui Ting Kwai! 1522 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,113 He is in China! 1523 01:28:30,350 --> 01:28:32,612 Kwai! 1524 01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:35,073 She's Chiu's girl friend. 1525 01:28:35,218 --> 01:28:36,206 I know! 1526 01:28:36,451 --> 01:28:39,010 Let me see what she's up to! 1527 01:28:42,821 --> 01:28:43,479 Kwai! 1528 01:28:43,620 --> 01:28:44,644 He's coming! 1529 01:28:44,822 --> 01:28:46,049 But isn't he in China? 1530 01:28:46,189 --> 01:28:49,554 No, he went to the China firm to get a stick! 1531 01:28:50,024 --> 01:28:50,990 You lost the stick! 1532 01:28:51,124 --> 01:28:52,590 This way, Kwai! 1533 01:28:53,325 --> 01:28:55,053 Joanne, why are you here? 1534 01:28:57,227 --> 01:28:58,625 Is your girl friend here. 1535 01:28:59,028 --> 01:29:00,756 Kwai, ask her to come in! 1536 01:29:01,829 --> 01:29:03,057 Please! 1537 01:29:03,263 --> 01:29:04,320 I am not welcome! 1538 01:29:04,596 --> 01:29:06,586 No, please! 1539 01:29:08,399 --> 01:29:09,557 My god! 1540 01:29:09,698 --> 01:29:10,858 What am I going to do! 1541 01:29:14,533 --> 01:29:15,693 Sit over there. 1542 01:29:23,372 --> 01:29:24,429 Sit down! 1543 01:29:25,739 --> 01:29:27,331 I like standing up! 1544 01:29:28,974 --> 01:29:30,031 I help you! 1545 01:29:31,008 --> 01:29:32,405 Be careful! 1546 01:29:33,676 --> 01:29:34,573 Don't touch! 1547 01:29:36,410 --> 01:29:37,377 Sit here? 1548 01:29:39,945 --> 01:29:41,139 Will you be here in Easter? 1549 01:29:41,279 --> 01:29:42,370 Yes! 1550 01:29:44,513 --> 01:29:47,276 I want to go diving in Philippines! 1551 01:29:47,482 --> 01:29:48,948 I will go! 1552 01:29:50,716 --> 01:29:52,546 Kwai, you can't swim! 1553 01:29:54,718 --> 01:29:57,208 But to dive is different! 1554 01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:00,450 But you can't see a thing! 1555 01:30:01,588 --> 01:30:02,986 Can I join in too? 1556 01:30:03,822 --> 01:30:06,653 Of course you can join us! 1557 01:30:09,457 --> 01:30:10,423 Why are you standing here? 1558 01:30:10,557 --> 01:30:12,218 Well, U.S. And U.S.S.R are at war! 1559 01:30:16,194 --> 01:30:18,626 She's? 1560 01:30:21,263 --> 01:30:22,593 Chiu's girl friend! 1561 01:30:23,297 --> 01:30:24,387 What? 1562 01:30:25,598 --> 01:30:28,259 Kwai, she's not my girlfriend! 1563 01:30:30,334 --> 01:30:31,594 I only like you! 1564 01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:33,161 Happy, stay away from him! 1565 01:30:33,301 --> 01:30:36,325 He is not the one for you, I am the one! 1566 01:30:36,468 --> 01:30:38,095 Kwai, what are they doing? 1567 01:30:38,503 --> 01:30:40,130 They... 1568 01:30:41,004 --> 01:30:42,834 They are at war! 1569 01:30:43,839 --> 01:30:46,499 Kwai, she's his girlfriend, right? 1570 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,301 I am his girlfriend! 1571 01:30:49,374 --> 01:30:50,362 Shit! 1572 01:30:50,508 --> 01:30:53,999 I thought blind people are honest! 1573 01:30:54,144 --> 01:30:56,508 Blind? When were you blind. 1574 01:30:56,711 --> 01:30:57,769 You lied to her! 1575 01:30:57,979 --> 01:30:58,706 No... 1576 01:30:58,879 --> 01:31:01,345 You are not blind and you saw me changing! 1577 01:31:01,513 --> 01:31:02,605 I only saw a little! 1578 01:31:05,082 --> 01:31:05,775 Let me explain? 1579 01:31:05,915 --> 01:31:06,973 You don't have to! 1580 01:31:09,150 --> 01:31:11,982 You don't have to go, have a fight! 1581 01:31:12,551 --> 01:31:15,041 Take Kwai with you whoever wins! 1582 01:31:15,253 --> 01:31:16,549 Take away Kwai! 1583 01:31:16,686 --> 01:31:17,743 Get away! 1584 01:31:18,754 --> 01:31:20,913 Unfair, 2 to 1! 1585 01:31:22,789 --> 01:31:24,483 Happy, where is Beanny? 1586 01:31:25,757 --> 01:31:27,620 She asked me to resign for her! 1587 01:31:27,824 --> 01:31:30,485 And she wants you to move out in 3 days! 1588 01:31:44,064 --> 01:31:45,122 Uncle! 1589 01:31:47,300 --> 01:31:48,629 I don't know what to do? 1590 01:31:50,801 --> 01:31:54,133 The coffin show commences tomorrow. 1591 01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:58,869 But I'm not in the mood! 1592 01:32:00,704 --> 01:32:03,399 I find that I like Beanny! 1593 01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:06,098 But I upset her! 1594 01:32:08,608 --> 01:32:11,370 Uncle, tell me what to do? 1595 01:32:14,011 --> 01:32:14,738 Let me go! 1596 01:32:16,812 --> 01:32:19,575 You can never beat me! 1597 01:32:24,115 --> 01:32:25,445 Are you alright? 1598 01:32:28,683 --> 01:32:30,946 You really hit me hard! 1599 01:32:31,084 --> 01:32:33,482 I am painful all over my body! 1600 01:32:33,619 --> 01:32:36,882 You lie again! 1601 01:32:37,021 --> 01:32:38,817 I don't want a dishonest boyfriend! 1602 01:32:39,521 --> 01:32:43,319 You like me or you wouldn't have come here! 1603 01:32:43,690 --> 01:32:45,452 I come to see the boss! 1604 01:32:46,758 --> 01:32:47,884 I don't believe? 1605 01:32:48,092 --> 01:32:50,116 You have quitted already. 1606 01:32:50,726 --> 01:32:53,591 Well, I had gone out with Joanne. 1607 01:32:54,028 --> 01:32:57,291 But I don't love her! 1608 01:32:57,496 --> 01:32:59,053 But you saw her getting change. 1609 01:32:59,363 --> 01:33:01,556 I didn't enjoy it! 1610 01:33:01,731 --> 01:33:03,663 But you saw her body! 1611 01:33:04,799 --> 01:33:07,028 You are not serious! 1612 01:33:07,167 --> 01:33:08,496 I won't listen to you! 1613 01:33:15,838 --> 01:33:17,168 - Listen to you! - No! 1614 01:33:17,337 --> 01:33:18,770 You step on the pipe! 1615 01:33:18,939 --> 01:33:20,132 I won't listen, I won't look! 1616 01:33:21,272 --> 01:33:22,034 Let me go! 1617 01:33:22,173 --> 01:33:23,662 Till I have finished! 1618 01:33:23,874 --> 01:33:26,432 My brother trapped me! 1619 01:33:26,575 --> 01:33:29,371 So I pretended to be blind and went out with Joanne! 1620 01:33:29,542 --> 01:33:31,237 I want to make a deal with her! 1621 01:33:31,510 --> 01:33:35,535 No one man has never lied to his lover! 1622 01:33:35,745 --> 01:33:37,302 I am upset, finished! 1623 01:33:39,981 --> 01:33:41,470 You are not interested in Joanne! 1624 01:33:41,682 --> 01:33:44,547 Not really! 1625 01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:47,777 But of course I choose you! 1626 01:33:47,951 --> 01:33:50,474 But you have second and third choice! 1627 01:33:50,685 --> 01:33:52,743 No, you are the only one! 1628 01:33:57,621 --> 01:33:58,849 Boss, you have recovered? 1629 01:33:58,989 --> 01:33:59,647 Uncle! 1630 01:33:59,822 --> 01:34:03,847 You are very noisy! 1631 01:34:05,159 --> 01:34:07,421 But go on! 1632 01:34:09,994 --> 01:34:10,925 Ignore him! 1633 01:34:43,774 --> 01:34:46,707 The coffins look like furniture! 1634 01:34:47,177 --> 01:34:47,972 Thanks! 1635 01:34:48,343 --> 01:34:51,038 We encourage foreigners to buy coffins before death. 1636 01:34:51,244 --> 01:34:53,677 So that they can get used to it. 1637 01:34:53,845 --> 01:34:56,404 If you like 20% off! 1638 01:34:56,547 --> 01:34:57,911 Thanks! 1639 01:34:59,748 --> 01:35:02,011 Sister! 1640 01:35:03,149 --> 01:35:06,310 No body in, where can I get money! 1641 01:35:07,618 --> 01:35:09,209 Let me get some water! 1642 01:35:12,053 --> 01:35:15,646 Plastic flowers! 1643 01:35:16,455 --> 01:35:17,717 Who are you? 1644 01:35:23,258 --> 01:35:26,158 You must be a thief! 1645 01:35:26,727 --> 01:35:28,023 Where is here? 1646 01:35:28,226 --> 01:35:30,750 My sister's home! 1647 01:35:31,562 --> 01:35:33,187 What, Beanny's home? 1648 01:35:33,328 --> 01:35:34,420 I'll call the police! 1649 01:35:34,863 --> 01:35:35,851 I am Tsui Ting Fu! 1650 01:35:36,031 --> 01:35:36,860 You are Tsui Ting Fu? 1651 01:35:38,865 --> 01:35:40,923 Stop, I give you money! 1652 01:35:41,066 --> 01:35:42,190 Money? 1653 01:35:44,967 --> 01:35:45,956 Joanne. 1654 01:35:54,005 --> 01:35:55,029 Congratulations! 1655 01:35:55,272 --> 01:35:55,966 Thanks! 1656 01:35:56,106 --> 01:35:59,266 The coffins look like furniture! 1657 01:36:00,274 --> 01:36:01,297 Thanks! 1658 01:36:01,607 --> 01:36:04,097 I want to talk about sole agent in Europe! 1659 01:36:07,443 --> 01:36:08,602 You are not upset? 1660 01:36:10,845 --> 01:36:12,869 I have lost the man I love! 1661 01:36:13,013 --> 01:36:15,003 But I want to keep my business partner! 1662 01:36:16,915 --> 01:36:17,938 OK! 1663 01:36:18,315 --> 01:36:19,303 You want to tell the truth! 1664 01:36:19,515 --> 01:36:22,175 Unlawful detention is a crime! 1665 01:36:22,316 --> 01:36:23,544 That's my sister! 1666 01:36:23,851 --> 01:36:24,908 $1 million! 1667 01:36:25,184 --> 01:36:27,446 My Sister! $1.2 million more! 1668 01:36:30,987 --> 01:36:32,817 Boss, so late! 1669 01:36:32,988 --> 01:36:34,045 I was having my holiday! 1670 01:36:34,288 --> 01:36:35,846 The show was a success! 1671 01:36:35,989 --> 01:36:38,115 You brother is as good as you! 1672 01:36:38,256 --> 01:36:39,153 So and so! 1673 01:36:39,524 --> 01:36:41,684 You have more time to spend with us! 1674 01:36:41,825 --> 01:36:42,950 I am sorry, I have to go in! 1675 01:36:44,127 --> 01:36:46,958 Fu, the show was a success! 1676 01:36:48,260 --> 01:36:50,625 Kwai, Tsui Ting Fu is here! 1677 01:36:51,629 --> 01:36:53,219 Should I call the police? 1678 01:36:55,131 --> 01:36:57,098 My god, I'll lose my job! 1679 01:36:57,431 --> 01:36:59,295 He really did a good job! 1680 01:37:00,700 --> 01:37:03,997 It's no point arresting them! 1681 01:37:11,904 --> 01:37:15,861 If I arrest my brother, I am a villain! 1682 01:37:19,374 --> 01:37:20,897 Fu, I think! 1683 01:37:21,042 --> 01:37:22,565 Uncle, I know what to do! 1684 01:37:23,977 --> 01:37:25,340 Kwai, you had done a good job! 1685 01:37:25,476 --> 01:37:27,966 I didn't worry about anything! 1686 01:37:28,679 --> 01:37:29,508 Good lad. 1687 01:37:32,613 --> 01:37:34,443 Tell me Frankly what you want! 1688 01:37:35,048 --> 01:37:37,038 You have 30%, I have 70%! 1689 01:37:37,181 --> 01:37:38,671 And we have no more argument! 1690 01:37:40,150 --> 01:37:42,378 What about 50/50! 1691 01:37:43,284 --> 01:37:45,513 I have had enough! 1692 01:37:45,986 --> 01:37:48,078 Up to you to decide! 1693 01:37:48,353 --> 01:37:50,048 OK. I agree! 1694 01:37:52,355 --> 01:37:55,880 We work together for the future! 1695 01:37:56,624 --> 01:37:57,749 What a magic! 1696 01:37:57,958 --> 01:37:59,788 They have compromised! 1697 01:38:00,158 --> 01:38:02,125 Everybody, I have something to announce. 1698 01:38:02,259 --> 01:38:03,384 What to announce? 1699 01:38:03,527 --> 01:38:04,424 I will get marry! 1700 01:38:05,061 --> 01:38:06,789 Who will marry you? 1701 01:38:07,361 --> 01:38:08,487 I didn't say so! 1702 01:38:11,496 --> 01:38:12,895 I didn't mean you! 1703 01:38:15,332 --> 01:38:19,027 You are not pal, 1704 01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:20,030 we had agreed not to get marry together. 1705 01:38:20,167 --> 01:38:22,066 Think it over! 1706 01:38:22,268 --> 01:38:23,165 Right! 1707 01:38:24,234 --> 01:38:27,691 But I have found the right one! 1708 01:38:27,837 --> 01:38:29,770 And so suitable! 1709 01:38:31,338 --> 01:38:32,566 So suitable? 1710 01:38:32,706 --> 01:38:34,195 Am I suitable! 107962

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