Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {478} {544} - Al ? | - Do you want to have some fun? {547} {617} - Who's talking? | - Tell me your name and I'll tell you the same. {619} {697} - I do not think. | - What's that noise? {699} {775} I farted. | I did not think you'd hear me. {778} {819} No, that popping noise. {822} {914} Oh, I'm preparing corn popcorn | and I'm going to watch a video. {949} {1000} - Cu l? | - Only a scary movie. {1003} {1052} - Do you like scary movies? | - Yes. {1055} {1135} - What is your favorite? | - I do not know ... {1138} {1177} Think. {1179} {1265} Oh, s -- Shazam. You know, | sa that Shaq is a genius. {1267} {1351} - It's not a horror movie. | - You have not seen Shaq perform. {1396} {1469} - Hey, you have a nice voice. | - Thanks. {1472} {1525} You have not told me your name. {1527} {1581} Why do you want to know my name? {1583} {1640} Because I want to know | to whom I'm looking. {1694} {1738} What did you say? {1741} {1794} Nice breasts. {1797} {1845} Hey, what do you want? {1847} {1907} I want to see how lights inside. {1909} {1970} So, look on page 54. {2023} {2059} Very nice. {2103} {2205} Hey, stupid. You had enough fun. Now, leave me alone or ... {2207} {2279} - O what? | - My boyfriend will arrive soon ... {2281} {2329} and it's black, | and he'll kick your ass! {2332} {2367} - Oh, really? | - Yes. {2369} {2430} You mean the one who wears make-up | and dresses like a woman? {2433} {2501} - How do you know? | - Turn on the lights in the hall. {2653} {2726} Socorro! Help! {2729} {2776} se is not my boyfriend. {2779} {2835} Jod with him a couple of times, | but nothing more. {2858} {2918} Look, I'll call the police. {2921} {2976} Go ahead - call the police. {2979} {3043} But first check the back door. {3046} {3097} You forgot to close it. {3648} {3687} Take that, psychopath! {3789} {3885} - I do not feel my legs. | - I think my arm is broken. {3887} {3973} - Ay. I'm sorry. | - I want my mom. {4061} {4091} Hi, Drew. {4439} {4473} Oh, my God! {4653} {4705} "Salvation - Death" {5995} {6063} Pap ! Pap ! {6348} {6414} - Is this something? | - No, I do not hear anything. {6609} {6656} A FELT OF FEAR {7096} {7162} Bobby, what are you doing? | My dad is in the next room. {7164} {7230} I discovered that I had never entered through your window. {7232} {7297} - Now that you've sated your desire-- | - What? {7299} {7350} - You have to go. | - Why? {7410} {7457} What happens there? {7460} {7521} Daddy's head got stuck. | Drops Daddy's head. {7579} {7662} - Pap , can not you hit? | - Tap? I thought I heard you screaming. {7664} {7719} No. It was not like that, daddy. {7722} {7786} It could have been the crack | that fum a while ago. {7788} {7831} - S . | - Yes, that was it. {7834} {7899} Look. I will leave the city for a couple of days. It's nothing serious. {7902} {7951} It's because of those businesses that I'm doing | with the Colombians. {7954} {8022} - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. | - Yes, that's it. {8024} {8087} Well, there was a problem. | He lost money ... {8090} {8127} and, apparently, | will break some legs. {8130} {8190} - It's better to disappear for a while. | - Okay. {8193} {8251} - If the police check the house ... | -Jam s o talk about you. {8253} {8306} - And do not forget ... | - Water the herbs. {8309} {8379} Oh, sa is my little girl. | I love you so much ... {8382} {8430} who left you a gift | in the coffee can. {8433} {8519} - Pap . | - But, check it before selling it. {8522} {8591} - And with what will you reduce it? | - With something to bake-- {8594} {8637} Baking soda, | no baking powder. {8639} {8710} With the baking powder, all will get muffins out of their noses. {8712} {8771} - S . | - You love that joke, do you? {8773} {8827} You love that joke, | since you were two years old. {8829} {8879} Eh? It's fine, yes-- {8882} {8953} - Yes. I love you. Have a good trip. | - I love you. {8955} {8993} - Adi s. | - Adi s. {9032} {9069} There are no Moors on the coast? {9094} {9146} Oh, Cindy, that shirt. {9149} {9188} It was close! {9190} {9220} My God! {9301} {9419} I was at home, watching The Exorcist | and I started thinking about you. {9422} {9524} If it's the time I spewed green mucus | and masturbated with a crucifix ... {9527} {9574} was at my first beer party, Bobby. {9623} {9686} They edited it for TV. | They cut all the good parts. {9688} {9809} Did you think that if you went through my window, | we were going to play the cavern? {9811} {9861} I was anxious | for a lick of balls ... {9863} {9934} but I do not want to disobey | your underwear law, huh? {9937} {10009} What do you think | a little game with-the-clothes? {10085} {10149} Okay, but only a minute. {10524} {10549} Cursed. {10596} {10629} Plat wrong. {10880} {10930} No, Bobby, no. {11009} {11051} - "Do not Pass" | - I understand. {11054} {11091} Yes, my daddy-- {11145} {11215} Well, macho-man, | now you have to go. {11330} {11372} About sex ... {11375} {11431} I did not mean everything. | I do not want to press you or anything. {11433} {11534} - Would you accept a "non-family safe"? | - What's that? {11610} {11641} No! {11666} {11705} Good evening, Bobby. {11856} {11911} Shorty, what are you chill? {11914} {11972} Be sure to bring your ass | to class today. {11975} {12054} - I'm sure I'll go to class. | - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. {12056} {12113} But I get hungry after smoking grass. {12115} {12170} Ves? That's why you're so dumb. {12173} {12214} Your mother. {12217} {12309} You're my brother. | It's your mother too, imbecile. {12311} {12392} Oh, yes ... | Then, your father is a fool. {12395} {12455} Y? | I do not know him. {12458} {12487} Yes, I also do not. {12526} {12561} Hey, friend. | Are you ready? {12564} {12599} Yes, in a minute. {12662} {12719} - Come on. We'll be late. | - Wait. There's Buffy. {12748} {12803} I do not know why you're together with her. {12806} {12875} - She's a harlot. | - Why do you say that? {12878} {12925} - Because I've seen it. | - Thanks, daddy. {12928} {12973} My friend Sean gave a party | outdoors, this summer. {12975} {13039} - Sean? | - You know ... Puff Daddy. {13042} {13107} Everyone drank sparkling wine. {13110} {13183} Then, they started to get intoned | and people went to the pool. {13186} {13285} Then, I saw your friend | playing in the jacuzzi. {13287} {13326} Y? {13328} {13406} With a group dancer. {13408} {13499} That's disgusting. It's lower than a security guard. {13502} {13561} At least one security guard | can take you behind the scenes. {13563} {13599} She does not love herself. {13602} {13686} - Adi s, pap . - For me, Buffy is a good girl. {13689} {13765} It's more false | than false nails. {13767} {13822} Eh! Friend! {13840} {13865} - Hello. | - Hello. {13867} {13950} - What's up, sister? | - Adi s, Mr. Gilmore. {13980} {14018} - Was he gone? | - Yes. {14343} {14394} - I love this color. | - Let me see it. {14449} {14534} - They should not use that mark. | - Why? {14536} {14607} - They test their products on animals. | - Y? {14609} {14721} Have you seen what they do to those poor animals? {14723} {14797} "Enough of Experimenting with Animals" | Well ... {14799} {14855} I'm more interested in people. {14857} {14934} I'd like to feed all the hungry children of the world. {14936} {15000} - I would prefer to help my neighbor. | - Do they have a dollar? {15002} {15117} - Do not touch me, z ngano! | - Buffy, do not you see he's hungry? {15119} {15193} Here you have, sir, | a good simulated em for you. {15219} {15298} - You see? | - I said a dollar, bitch. {15300} {15334} Oh! {15359} {15431} My God, look at this place. {15434} {15490} It's a circus. {15493} {15611} Hi, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book You Die, I'm Rich. {15613} {15720} A small university town | shocked by an unusual event: {15722} {15788} a brutal killing spree that left a teenager dead ... {15791} {15850} It's over! - two dead teenagers ... {15852} {15907} in this small city | shaken and agitated. {15910} {15993} - At times like ste-- | - The police search for clues in the area. {15996} {16051} There seem to be no available witnesses at this time. {16054} {16139} No suspects are detained. | The police asks for help from anyone. {16142} {16219} Live for the Black TV. The whites | died, so we took off, fuck! {16222} {16281} Go ahead, Jack! Pick up your trash | and let's see, little brother! {16283} {16381} Come on! Come on! | "Entertainment Channel for Blacks" {16423} {16474} Do you think the press will talk to us? {16476} {16581} No. The press only talks to the most ignorant person it finds. {16583} {16641} I'm on TV! Shit! {16643} {16719} First the police, now this! Man, I'm going to be a star! {16722} {16829} - What can you tell us about Drew? | - He had a fat ass. {16832} {16906} - It was wonderful! | - You were a friend of the victim? {16909} {16971} Very intimate, | until the effect is over. {16974} {17023} Then he woke up ... talking about filing charges ... {17026} {17077} so, I took the tongue | from the ass and left. {17079} {17130} What would your last words have been for Drew? {17133} {17206} Run, bitch! Run! {17279} {17370} Hey, buddy, | Do I look homosexual with this shirt? {17373} {17406} Man, no. {17455} {17485} And now? {17534} {17574} - All good? | - Yes. {17577} {17629} Take one. | ​​Do not stop voting on Tuesday. {17631} {17681} "Do not stop voting on Tuesday." {17699} {17743} Cursed! {17746} {17782} Unfortunate! {17810} {17844} What's the matter, honey? {17884} {17923} My grades. {17955} {17984} "Perfect Idiot" {17987} {18027} At least, you're perfect. {18030} {18122} - Yes, right? | - Yes. {18125} {18162} You're so smart. {18201} {18240} Did anyone see Bobby? {18271} {18317} Do you know? | He's always late. {18319} {18375} I do not understand. | Live very close. {18621} {18678} - See you, mam , brother, Jim ... | - Adi s, honey. {18681} {18751} Jim the Elder, Little Jim, | Jim the Boney, everyone. {18754} {18801} - See you, Faldero. | - All right. {18982} {19036} Hell, baby ... {19039} {19080} I'd love to get in | your pants. {19082} {19151} - Really? | - Yes. What size are they? {19203} {19251} - Hi, guys. | - Hi, Bobby. {19254} {19279} Hello, baby. {19303} {19358} - How is everything going? | - Good. {19361} {19412} - You see all those reporters? | - Yes. {19415} {19485} - Last night they killed Drew Decker. | - I know. {19487} {19536} - Do you know? I think I knew her. | - Really? {19539} {19609} - Yes. Did he have a brother named Steve? | - Yes. {19611} {19673} Long hair, a beautiful little mouth, | a perfect butt? {19676} {19746} - It was her. | - No, she was talking about Steve. {19748} {19795} What would have happened to him? {19797} {19869} It does not seem strange to them that they kill her ... {19871} {19946} just a year after we ... {19948} {20002} killed that guy? {20032} {20103} - That was an accident. | - Was it, Greg? {20223} {20282} Yes! Yes. {20527} {20567} Do you want to see what they are doing? {20570} {20646} When we're going to do things like sas, huh? {20649} {20695} One day. {20698} {20763} - Do you like that? | - Yes, that's different. {20766} {20821} - Do you like this? | - Oh, I love it. {20823} {20881} I love that you play with my ass. {20883} {20923} I'm not playing with your ass. {20986} {21046} - Ray! | - Oh, I was wrong. {21073} {21108} Man, come on. {21111} {21173} Hey, Bobby, | put on some music. {21199} {21238} Wait. | Put this on. {21363} {21458} - Yes, it's just this shit. | - It rains men, hallelujah {21460} {21518} - It rains men | - Cari o. {21595} {21663} What? What? It's a classic. {21666} {21705} Put the radio, man. {21810} {21848} Yes! {22186} {22262} - What? It's a day of washing. - What the fuck-- {22498} {22526} Come here. {22529} {22605} - What? | - Go a little closer to me. {22607} {22645} Do you want to tell me something? {22689} {22723} What are you doing? {22725} {22767} I just want you to touch it. | Stop it, come on. {22811} {22842} Just a little bit. | Come on. {22993} {23050} Yes, that's what I'm talking about. {23286} {23322} Oh, my God, Cin-- {23427} {23465} Oh, shit! {23740} {23792} Oh, my God. What was that? {23794} {23850} I think we rolled something. {23951} {24000} Man, no! {24027} {24114} Bobby, look at my car, man! My dad will be crazy! {24117} {24180} I did not see it | It appeared out of nowhere. {24182} {24219} Oh, my God. | We wrap a boot! {24222} {24277} - Where is the foot? | - I do not know. {24307} {24341} Where-? {24398} {24434} It's a body! {24437} {24492} - Oh, shit. Are you alive? | - I do not know. {24495} {24537} - F jate! | - I can not! {24539} {24614} - Shit! | - We should call the police. {24616} {24690} - None of that. I will not go to jail. | - We have to do it! {24692} {24747} Do you know what they do to young people in prison? {24750} {24821} All those sex-hungry convicts | wait for their share of fresh meat. {24847} {24898} You're right, Cindy. | Maybe we should call the police. {24900} {25002} Oh, yeah, what a great idea, Ray. | Do you think Brenda wants to go to jail? {25005} {25053} It's a homicide, huh? | We'll rot in jail. {25055} {25145} - They wait for us between 10 and 15 years. | - Calla, Bobby! The alcohol-- {25147} {25186} No problem. I'm fine. {25220} {25291} - Everything's fine. | ​​- Do not blame me for that shit, Ray. {25293} {25389} - We'll get rid of the body. | - No need. {25392} {25427} - That's right. | - We'll throw it into the ocean. {25430} {25510} - The Ocean, no. The pier. | - I must go now. {25512} {25561} - What about alcohol? | - We'll get rid of that. {25563} {25610} - Everything will be fine. | ​​- Absolutely. {25613} {25667} - Come on, hurry up. On the move! | - Let's put it in the bathroom. {25670} {25730} - I do not want to have to do with this. | - Shut up! {25733} {25815} Cindy, come on. | We'll pretend it did not happen. {25818} {25895} Like when we got drunk | and we were touching. {25898} {25938} - I'll take him by the arm. | - Take his other arm. {25941} {25970} He'll take his ass. {25973} {26021} We'll take it | to Williamson's Cove ... {26023} {26101} we will throw it into the water and the sharks | will take care of the evidence. {26103} {26153} Oh, my God. | Someone is coming. {26180} {26249} - Shit, it's Shorty! | - Brenda, take it from him. {26402} {26474} Shorty, I know you're driving | without any paper. {26477} {26550} I have paper, needles, pipes-- {26553} {26614} all the ingredients to prepare a high-flying black cake. {26658} {26732} - Hello. Can I help you? | - Hi. What is there, Ray? {26734} {26785} Son, do you need cables | to make a bridge? {26787} {26865} - No, all quiet. | - Good. He left the mouthpiece at home. {26909} {27023} - Go home, Shorty. | - Yes, see you later. Peace, Ray. {27026} {27086} - Close the bathroom. | - I can not! {27089} {27134} I will. {27388} {27446} "Steveston Canning Factory" {27751} {27792} Wait. | Ap yalo. It's heavy. {27846} {27903} - Lord Jesus. | - Very good. Listen. {27906} {27957} At the count of three, | we throw it into the water, right? {27960} {28018} Wait. We should not, at least, check your wallet? {28020} {28111} - For what? | - Shit, maybe I'll take money. {28114} {28181} We've committed a murder, | well we could steal your skin. {28183} {28223} - I'll take the credit cards. | - I want the jewels. {28226} {28321} I'll keep my pants on | Outside! Hey, you, out! {28324} {28371} Those pants are more! {28413} {28461} - I got a gold ring! | - Credit cards. {28464} {28549} - Now, let's throw it in the water. | - I think I can not, Greg. {28551} {28610} - There's still time. | - Shut up, will you? {28612} {28649} By Jesus Christ. | I will. {28652} {28734} - Let's go. | - Let's throw it in the water, s ? {28737} {28782} One, two ... {28785} {28814} three! {28939} {29018} Now, let's make a covenant: | We'll take this to our grave. {29020} {29057} - Okay? | - Okay. {29108} {29181} Say it, Cindy. Say it! {29184} {29226} We will take this to our grave. {29228} {29261} Say it. {29338} {29408} - Come on, you hurt her. | - We'll take him to our grave, Greg. {29444} {29555} - And we will not mention this again. | - Mention what? {29558} {29597} The subject we killed! {29599} {29667} Well, you mentioned it, Greg. {29670} {29711} From now on. {29730} {29767} Bitch stupid. {29770} {29817} My God, I detest it. {29820} {29895} Everything will be fine, baby. | I promise. {29898} {29973} Tag it one more time. | Come on. Please. {30043} {30101} You must see into the future, Cindy. | All that has been left behind. {30103} {30129} Exactly. {30131} {30186} - It's a coincidence. | - Greg is right, Cindy. {30189} {30257} Where do you think we are, | in a horror movie? {30285} {30349} Yes, they're right. | In that case ... {30351} {30462} my character would make her crazy like Jennifer Love "Big Breasts". {30465} {30557} Our paper would be older | of 20 30 barely fulfilled. {30559} {30602} It's true. {30630} {30685} Kenny, prepare the camera. | Take my chewing gum. {30754} {30803} Hello, curator. | Can you make me a statement? {30806} {30872} - No comments. | - Curse! {30875} {30944} With whom do you have to lie down here to get a stupid story? {30984} {31022} Hey, do not run. {31071} {31117} Loser. {31119} {31187} - Slower! | - T camela! {31190} {31219} It's fine. {31258} {31318} Hi, I'm Gail Hailstorm, | Hot Story reporter. {31320} {31371} Special Officer Doofy. {31374} {31469} Oh, hi, Doofy. Hey, are there any problems at the university? {31472} {31525} - No comments, no comments. | - All right, all right. {31527} {31614} You look terribly young | to be a police officer. {31617} {31672} No, I'm 25 and a half years old. {31674} {31730} - Yes, it's all this. | - Very big. {31732} {31786} Yes. Is big. {31789} {31850} Well, you seem to have | 12 years just turned out. {31853} {31948} Except for your huge head | and the crystalline look of your eyes. {31950} {32031} - Wow, is that slobber? | - Yes, I forgot to swallow. {32034} {32091} Do not worry, | I never forget. {32163} {32225} - Remind me not to do it again. | - I'm sorry. {32227} {32295} Because of the recent tragedy, | the commissioner and I, the director ... {32298} {32358} will interrogate all students | during the day. {32360} {32430} It seems we have the threat | of a multiple killer among us. {32433} {32499} I can not say anything. | It's a police matter. {32502} {32598} Doofy, what do you think | if you and I got into my truck ... {32600} {32682} and we started getting to know each other better? | Would you like that? {32685} {32757} - That truck? | - Yeah, that truck. {32798} {32871} Yes. | All right, let's go. {32874} {32906} Come on. {32908} {32998} A terrible tragedy | and an irreparable loss. {33001} {33102} On days like this, you need to pray in schools. {33105} {33210} This highlights the moral fabric of our society. {33236} {33330} That's right, baby. | Go with your dad. {33419} {33465} I'll see you after class. {33467} {33505} - Sweet. | - S ! {33507} {33610} All right, students. Who wants to give their oral presentation, first? {33657} {33711} Somebody? {33714} {33754} Anyone else? {33799} {33875} - All right, Heather. | - Yes! Thank you. {33943} {33994} - Good. Can I start? | - Yes. {33997} {34072} My presentation is | on the First Amendment. {34074} {34180} It all started on May 25, 1787, | in "Row", with George Washington ... {34183} {34255} and it says, it's a textual quote: | "When the Founding Fathers ... {34258} {34311} debated about the passage | of our glorious Constitution-- " {35436} {35533} NO, BITCH! I SPEAK OF WHAT THEY KILLED! | That's why the First Amendment ... {35535} {35587} gives us the right to say what we want. {35590} {35661} Close that damn mouth! {35663} {35741} "Shotz Beer" | Who is the next? {35744} {35817} "Mr. Squiggy - Director" | Cindy Campbell. {35819} {35899} It's not the daughter of -? | You know. {35902} {35985} - Oh, you mean the old lady-- | - The old lady-- {35987} {36032} And how-- S . {36034} {36102} - Yes, the irreplaceable-- | - The irreplaceable. {36178} {36230} - Hi, Cindy. | - Hi, Director Squigman. {36232} {36333} - Thanks, Doofy. - Today, call me Special Officer Doofy. {36356} {36441} Cindy, the commissioner has some questions | I'd like to ask you today. {36443} {36526} - What is that awful smell? | - I do not know. {36529} {36562} I pooped. {36589} {36659} Did you say you did "poop"? {36661} {36734} Yes. It was good. {36737} {36766} chalo from here. {36819} {36883} - Thanks, Doofy. | - Yes. {36886} {36935} Go back to the special education class. {36938} {36970} Yes. Adi s. {36972} {37025} Put on your underwear, son. {37027} {37103} - Adi s, Doofy. | - Adi s, Cind. {37130} {37173} - How are you, Cindy? | - Good. {37175} {37245} - How are you, Commissioner? | - Bloated, constipated ... {37247} {37333} I have a walnut-sized backbone - as always. {37335} {37405} Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. {37443} {37514} - Actually, I did not know her. | - Come on. I sure am. {37516} {37573} No, seriously, | I did not know her. {37575} {37646} I've been in this game for a long time. | Do not lie to a liar, huh? {37649} {37710} Tell me about Drew. {37713} {37749} What was it like in bed, Cindy? {37778} {37817} I'll set you a trap. {37856} {37941} It's an old police trick. | You did not fall. Good for you, girl. {37943} {37978} Downtown! {38162} {38211} - Very good. To the showers! | - Yes! {38239} {38324} Hello, Duggan, man. | Good game, everyone. Of the best. {38327} {38374} Johnson, good block. {38376} {38470} The best. | Boward, nice ass. {38473} {38525} Go. {38527} {38582} Hey, Greg, what's wrong? | Do not you go to the showers? {38615} {38710} Man, no. I'll do some exercise. You know, I'll hit the sack a bit. {38712} {38753} As you wish, boy. | All right. {38755} {38833} The last one that comes to the showers | is a rotten egg! Let's go everyone! {38835} {38907} Come on! | It will reach you! {38909} {38957} Do not let T o Ray catch you! {39416} {39463} I KNOW! {39539} {39581} Who did this? {39583} {39645} Eh? Where are you? {39647} {39702} This is not funny, you know? {39705} {39774} A small penis | is like an incapacity, man. {39777} {39841} Will you laugh at a subject | in a wheelchair? {39843} {39876} S ? {39879} {39933} Show yourself, you unfortunate sick man! {39935} {40040} I'll kick you the ulcers, | right now, eh? {40043} {40130} No matter the size of the hammer, | if not the nail where you point. {40206} {40251} It's unfortunate | he's dead, right? {40254} {40306} - She was such a nice girl. | - Yes. {40396} {40438} Ray, you're a dead man. {40510} {40563} What are you trying to say? | Do you want to get undressed and fight? {40566} {40618} - I'm waiting for you, Ray. | - Take my earrings. {40621} {40665} - Calm. Quiet. | - Where's my Vaseline? {40667} {40729} - What is the problem? | - It will show you the problem. {40732} {40786} Go. | Are you t ? {40789} {40875} It was when the hot water was cut off from the showers, huh? {40993} {41054} R anse, you. | Cry with laughter. {41093} {41129} You can all go to hell. {41155} {41234} Greg, you're not the only one | that has one like that. {41268} {41318} You say Bobby | also has a baby penis? {41380} {41450} No, he was talking about the note. {41453} {41498} I also received one. {41501} {41569} - Someone knows. | - Tonter as, Cindy. {41571} {41659} - Someone wants to fuck with us. | - We should call the police, Greg. {41688} {41753} Call the police | and I'll kill you myself. {41927} {41983} You're hurting her, man. {41986} {42031} That goes for all of you. {42034} {42097} That psychopath wants to mess with me, | I'm waiting for him. {42099} {42171} But I will not go to jail. | Do you understand? {42372} {42423} What are you talking about? {42426} {42476} Forget it, Shorty. | You know too much. {42544} {42610} "Parade of Teen Beauties" | Are not they beautiful? {42612} {42645} "Miss Oral Sex" {42684} {42762} Contestant number one. | ​​"Presented Miss" {42800} {42872} Very good. Contestant number two. | "Se orita Cosa" {42981} {43058} Very good. | And the contestant number three. {43085} {43127} sa is my girl! {43130} {43209} - She's my girlfriend! | - She's my girlfriend too. {43211} {43290} - Hey, kiss my ass. | - Yes, I'm interested too. {43292} {43321} All right, Buffy! {43323} {43410} - Hey, close that damn mouth. | - Yes, friend! The best shell of all! {43413} {43458} Do you want to fight with me? {43461} {43502} Now, the talent section | of the competition. {43504} {43565} Guys, I'm going down to find a seat closer. {43567} {43611} - See you. | - Let's start with the three contestant ... {43614} {43645} Buffy Gilmore. {43687} {43746} I'm going to drink something. | Do you want a drink? {43749} {43813} No, I'm fine. But hold on. | He's going to act. {43815} {43877} - Do not worry, come back. | - Good evening, Buffy. {43880} {43930} What will your talent be for tonight? {43933} {44020} Act. | It will make a dramatic performance. {44083} {44131} Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic performance. {44176} {44261} Hey, do that Baywatch thing! | The girl running on the beach-- {44426} {44474} Be careful, Greg! Look behind you! {44513} {44558} It's l! It's the killer! {44623} {44653} Somebody do something! {44655} {44689} "Judge" {44741} {44793} He's killing him! {44795} {44862} - It's killing you! | - It will be an original work. {44957} {44999} It's good. {45002} {45071} - What's the matter with you? | - It's fantastic. {45073} {45119} Disgraceful bastards! {45122} {45195} - Why does not anyone help? | - Surprising. {45198} {45237} - She is the heiress of Pamela Lee. | - Oh, my God. {45260} {45297} Oh, my God, no! {45321} {45385} Greg, wait! {45422} {45481} Applause for Buffy Gilmore! Wonderful! {45483} {45513} Absolutely fantastic! {45610} {45657} I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! {45710} {45771} Buffy, wait. You must return to the stage! {45774} {45830} - I must go with Greg. | - You won! {45832} {45879} - They're screaming your name! | - There's a killer-- {45917} {45961} - Gan ? | - They're screaming your name. Go! {45964} {46035} - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? | - Oh, fuck with Greg. Gan ! {46038} {46103} - Congratulations! | - Out of my way, loser. {46171} {46298} Here comes the Teenage Miss | It's so beautiful {46301} {46354} - Those adorable breasts | - Give me your crown, bitch. {46357} {46425} Sun big butt {46427} {46459} All is here {46462} {46555} Anytime, doggy style {46558} {46640} To enter backwards | Back and back {46690} {46731} There she is {46734} {46792} Worship the 69 {46818} {46893} - No sign of him. | - He could have taken the body. {46896} {46943} It's impossible, Cindy. | There's no blood. {46946} {47007} - There's nothing, look. | - I bet Greg ... {47010} {47046} is making us | another of his silly jokes. {47049} {47091} Will appear, I'm sure. {47094} {47172} You're probably at my house | waiting for us, right now. {47174} {47256} All right, okay. | But I'll look a little harder. {47259} {47315} - Can you go back with Buffy? | - Yes, no problem. {47318} {47375} - Okay. | - Call me later. {47895} {47949} - Al ? | - Hi, Cindy. {47968} {48031} - What are you calling? | - It's me, Bobby. {48034} {48098} You know, your boyfriend. {48100} {48134} Sorry. {48137} {48188} I'm a little scared lately. {48191} {48273} - Are there signs from Greg? | - No. {48276} {48353} - Do you want me to go to your house? | - No. {48355} {48436} I'm going to take a bath | and then put me to bed. {48438} {48523} Agree. I'd love to see you, but I love you. {48564} {48613} I love you too, honey. {49150} {49197} Bobby, I told you-- {49199} {49254} I still know what they did | the last Halloween. {49257} {49299} Who is calling? {49608} {49677} Oh! My God! {49781} {49837} - Al ? | - I will kill you. {49839} {49894} - I'll cut you in little pieces. | - Who is it? {49897} {49950} - I'll sting you like a liver. | - What do you want? {49953} {50011} I'm in the house. {50014} {50070} Do you know where I am? {50133} {50170} It could be anywhere. {50172} {50233} I'm like the wind, baby. {50235} {50269} Yes. {50271} {50306} Where am I? {50390} {50429} It's behind the sof . {50482} {50518} What? How do you know that? {50521} {50566} I can see your feet. {50665} {50694} Well, turn around. {50697} {50727} Close your eyes. | Do not wait. {50867} {50902} Yes. Do not. {50961} {50998} Hey, do not wait! | Turn around. {51075} {51125} Well, now you can look. {51127} {51194} Do you know where I am? | You do not know. {51221} {51294} No, Mr. Assassin, | I do not know where he is. {51297} {51330} It will give you a great clue. {51442} {51493} Oh, I must stop drinking. {51646} {51694} - Grandmother! | - Hello, baby. {51697} {51742} Oh, my hip! {52308} {52347} "Clerk - Steveston County | 911 - What's Your Emergency?" {52397} {52457} "White Woman In Trouble!" {52509} {52554} White woman in trouble, | report to officers-- {52713} {52759} - Are you okay? | - Oh, my God. {52762} {52794} O screaming. | What's happening? {52818} {52853} He was here. {52856} {52895} The killer was here, Bobby. {52898} {52938} It's fine. {53098} {53133} I can explain that. {53135} {53195} Oh, my God. {53198} {53250} A friend gave them to me | Cindy. {53517} {53562} It's me, Cind. {53565} {53615} Cindy, you know me. | Cindy! {53787} {53843} I know you had a hard night, Cindy, | it will not stop you very much. {53846} {53906} I just want you to see some pictures | and tell me what they look like. {54233} {54293} Sorry, commissar. {54295} {54334} Are you sure? {54337} {54402} Well, you can go. | Do you have someone to accompany you? {54405} {54445} - S . | - Only-- {54498} {54541} Look at this again. {54612} {54654} Very good. But it was worth it. {54657} {54694} Thanks. {54697} {54743} Guess what I did | with those whores we arrested. {54746} {54792} - None of that. | - All that, man. {54794} {54874} - Yes. Watch this. Doofy. | - S ? {54876} {54931} - Come. | - S . {54960} {55003} Special Officer Doofy reporting. {55006} {55065} Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. {55103} {55181} - What's that? | - It's when you know you're a man. {55209} {55254} Hey, Terry, smell my finger. {55257} {55321} - What the hell is that? | - My ass. {55324} {55374} Go to the horn, Doofy. {55376} {55415} Mam said to go home. {55418} {55490} Tell mam that I'm attending | a police matter. {55493} {55541} Cindy, are you okay? {55543} {55589} The witness is not spoken to. {55591} {55634} Get in the car, Doofy. | She's coming with us. {55637} {55686} - Mam knows it? | - Yes, Doofus. {55689} {55786} Mam says that when I use this plaque, | you treat me like an officer of the law. {55789} {55861} Mam tam bi n said to stop putting your member in the vacuum cleaner. {55932} {55994} "Comisar a - Founded in 2017" | Very good. Three two-- {55997} {56049} - Oh, no. Damn! | - Now what? {56052} {56105} - With all those numbers with decimals-- | - You can not count? {56107} {56143} - S tell, but the wheel is-- | - It will make things easier for you. {56146} {56186} "Tonzilla", listen. {56189} {56231} This little pig went to the market, s ? {56234} {56268} This little pig stayed at home. {56270} {56317} And if this little pig does not start | the damned camera ... {56319} {56357} will put my foot on his-- {56360} {56434} - We're live, Gail! | - Here, at the police station ... {56437} {56496} will try to take the image | of Cindy Campbell ... {56498} {56558} the young woman who was attacked | tonight, a few hours ago. {56561} {56606} You're standing on my foot, | fat shit! {56609} {56642} - I'm sorry. | - What did I say? {56644} {56679} -Jam s you step on Gail's shoes. | - Why not? {56682} {56739} - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. | - Idiot. {56742} {56779} I am a bad man. {56824} {56868} - Cindy, can you give us a statement? | - I'm Buffy, the Teenage Miss. {56871} {56939} - She will not talk. | - Has the police arrested anyone? {56942} {56970} Come on, Cindy. {56973} {57022} Cindy, your ass looks fat! {57070} {57095} Bitch! {57130} {57166} - Good shot. | - Come on. {57200} {57251} - Okay, what did it hit me? | - Gail, it was me. {57254} {57336} - Oh, my God. | - It was an accident, Gail. {57339} {57406} I only touched the upper part of my chest. {57409} {57454} - He was so tender and juicy-- | - Shut up! {57676} {57755} - Ya. | - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? {57758} {57845} Nothing-- | here sitting, watching the game ... {57848} {57894} smoking some herbs. {57920} {57967} Are you alone? {57970} {58049} - What's up? | - What's up? {58051} {58118} What? -? | What is it? {58121} {58161} Hey, take the phone. {58192} {58265} - What's up? | - What's up? {58319} {58341} Hey, Doogie ... {58343} {58378} pick up the phone! {58399} {58425} Ya. {58664} {58701} What are you doing, son? {58704} {58806} Nothing-- I kill time. {58809} {58853} Right, right. {58878} {58924} Do you think Bobby did it? {59006} {59081} I do not know, but it was there, Buffy. {59084} {59184} I knew I had something. | It's too perfect-- {59186} {59262} handsome, smart, good in bed. {59265} {59303} What did you say? {59396} {59445} I brought you ice for your hand. {59479} {59513} I'm sorry. {59515} {59577} I'll bring you ice for the head. {59579} {59635} No, it's fine, Doofy. {59660} {59746} Let's find that guy | that they threw into the water. Yes. {59748} {59797} I'll be next if you need me. {59799} {59846} Good evening, Cind. {59882} {59917} Buffy, did you tell her? {59919} {59992} The retard heard a conversation | that Greg and I had. {59995} {60037} And if he says something? {60039} {60119} And who will believe a retard | as retarded as he? Do not worry. {60143} {60181} Cindy, phone. {60233} {60273} Thanks. {60276} {60311} Hello? {60314} {60373} Hi, Cindy. {60375} {60419} Guess what. {60422} {60470} You were wrong as a boy. {60473} {60524} Yes, it's not Bobby. {60526} {60558} Who speaks? {60810} {60896} Hello? Hello? {60943} {61022} I said do not bother me | while I clean my room! {61145} {61231} "Men - The Shit Forever" | I knew Bobby left this morning. {61234} {61315} I have not seen him. | Are you angry? {61318} {61406} Why did you say it was the Candyman? | No. His heart broke. {61409} {61485} Hello, guys. | All this is familiar to me. {61487} {61534} Have a killer at your high school, Shorty? {61537} {61614} No, it was in the movie Scream-- | the same dialogue and all that. {61616} {61668} - This is sick! | - How did it end? {61670} {61726} I do not know. A black man started shooting in the movies ... {61729} {61778} and we had to escape. {61781} {61862} - Without looking back. | - Good. I say do not separate. {61864} {61933} Tonight, come to my house | and bring your friends. {61935} {61997} But do not tell everyone, eh? | Try not to disclose it. {61999} {62096} Agree | Hello! There's a party at Cindy's house! {62099} {62161} White and drunk women | for everyone! {62244} {62322} If you see Bobby, | tell him I love him. {62325} {62382} All right. | If I see Bobby ... {62385} {62417} will tell you that I love him. {62589} {62646} - Lord Jesus! | - It's fine. It's me, baby. {62676} {62721} You will not keep thinking | that's me, right? {62723} {62809} - But someone tried to kill me. | - And the police said I scared him. {62812} {62879} I know. | He called me last night. {62882} {62949} Ves? It could not have been me. | I was in jail last night, remember? {63026} {63065} You're the best. {63067} {63126} I'm sorry. | Please, buy me. {63128} {63195} Com render that my girlfriend prefers | call me killer instead of touching me? {63198} {63238} - That's not true. | - So, what is it? {63241} {63305} "What is it?" | She left and will not return. {63307} {63347} It's been more than a year, Cindy. {63350} {63413} But Ginger was an important part of the Spice Girls. {63415} {63451} You have to keep going. {63492} {63560} I'm sorry if my complicated life ... {63563} {63661} is an inconvenience | for your perfect existence. {63733} {63782} All right, listen to everyone. {63785} {63906} Let me say that the murders | of these teenagers are tragedies ... {63909} {63993} but the shit is everywhere. {63995} {64079} - Commissioner! | - Commissioner! {64082} {64158} - S , Miss Storm? | - Found Cindy Campbell's father? {64185} {64265} - Is not he a suspect? | - It's secret information. How did you know? {64267} {64357} Sorry, but my sources | are strictly confidential. {64421} {64446} Gail swallows everything. {64632} {64706} Look at this. {64709} {64779} Hello? Who is it? {64807} {64833} What? {64836} {64951} Do you want to kill me? | Oh, my God! I waited. {64954} {64990} Cindy, it's for you. {65099} {65145} It's okay. | Enough, Buffy. {65147} {65202} As everyone knows ... {65205} {65314} there is a murderer in the city and the police want them to take these measures: {65317} {65369} Stay in well-lit areas. {65371} {65433} Do not travel alone | when possible. {65436} {65474} Scrub from front to back. {65477} {65538} And remember never, never ... {65541} {65613} believe those who tell them | that if they shave their pubic hair ... {65616} {65674} will get rid of the crabs. {65700} {65789} I understand that this is a difficult time for you, girls. {65791} {65863} That's why, if anyone needs to come to my office to chat ... {65866} {65917} I wait for you. {66020} {66091} - What exaggeration. | - It's not like that, Buffy. {66094} {66121} l is real. {66395} {66426} Srta. Mann? {66478} {66554} Go ahead, dear. Sit down. Hold your bra, if you want. {66607} {66662} No, thanks. {66665} {66717} What can I do for you, Cindy? {66719} {66761} I need to talk. {66764} {66877} I have a problem | and I do not know who to tell. {66903} {66938} Do not you feel cool? {66977} {67034} The feminine smell and the sting | cause you anxiety? {67074} {67111} No, it's not that. {67114} {67193} So, what is it? {67215} {67271} I have a terrible secret. {67274} {67345} Well, Cindy, | we all have our little secrets. {67419} {67474} Sometimes we do things | that we can not be proud of-- {67477} {67517} some for money ... {67554} {67641} others to get an athletic advantage | in the competitions. {67643} {67701} Sometimes those secrets come back | to harass us. {67727} {67822} - Do you know what I'm talking about? | - Yes, Miss Mann. {67825} {67891} Thanks for the bol-- | I mean-- for your help. {67894} {67939} I must go to the class. {67970} {67999} You're welcome, honey. {68082} {68171} - Buffy, vienes? | - Soon I'll be with you. {68302} {68332} "If not-Ase." {68379} {68409} Hello? {68566} {68635} "Secondary Bodies" | Is there someone there? {68670} {68703} Hello. {68860} {68890} Very funny. {68892} {69011} Who gave you this idea-- Cindy? Your cloak is from a horror movie of the '90s. {69065} {69161} estoAnd what movie is that? Mother, cheerleader, dies? {69213} {69249} Do you want to play the "psychopath killer"? {69282} {69329} Can I be the defenseless cheerleader? {69372} {69434} Oh, is it now when I should plead for my life? {69462} {69533} Please, Mr. Assassin, | do not kill me! {69626} {69693} And now is it supposed to | that I should bleed? {69696} {69756} Oh, look! I'm bleeding! {69827} {69873} Oh, yes ... I'm supposed to run, right? {69916} {70010} Ok, I'm running! I'm running! Help! {70070} {70133} Now I'll fall down and break my leg, | being defenseless. {70219} {70310} That's right, Mr. Scary Killer. | I'm going into panic. {70356} {70414} My God, may someone help me, please! {70417} {70470} Oh, my God, no! {70529} {70588} Oh, now what? {70591} {70638} I guess this is the highlight. {70640} {70701} I hope it does not bother you to pretend. {70807} {70856} Oh, look at me. | I'm all dead. {70858} {70941} I'm a spooky, scary head. | Come on, please. {70944} {71039} Do you know who I am? Miss Teenager. You cause me a headache. {71042} {71100} "Lost Objects" | You stained my Gucci suitor with blood. {71102} {71145} I guess you'll pay for it. {71148} {71202} I will not let them ignore me. {71206} {71279} I'm going to jump! {71282} {71321} Return here! {71323} {71370} - No! | - What's up there? {71372} {71397} Be reasonable. {71400} {71462} I can not stand any more | this unfortunate job ... {71465} {71540} or those filthy teenagers | with a head full of shit! {71542} {71667} - Finish with all that! | - Wait! Soon they will come to help you. {71670} {71729} We know that Bobby is not the killer, | Then who is he? {71732} {71769} I do not know. {71772} {71835} If the killer was in your house last night, why did not he kill you? {71838} {71909} Because he just wants to bother us. | Do not you understand? {71912} {71980} He has us where he wants us. | We can not talk to the police. {71982} {72071} He's there, watching us | and waiting for us. {72074} {72131} What are you waiting for, huh? {72158} {72227} What are you waiting for? {72292} {72375} What am I waiting for? | What am I waiting for? {72378} {72449} - What are you waiting for? | - Unfortunate! {72513} {72563} Oh, my God. {72566} {72635} Ray, I still think | that this party was not a good idea. {72638} {72678} You know you will not let anything happen to you. {72681} {72765} But I do not feel comfortable. | Why do not we do something else? {72768} {72814} All right. | What do you think if we go to the movies? {72832} {72905} - Do you like that? See a movie? | - Yes. {72977} {73113} sa is my song! You know what | they left my message on the album, huh? {73116} {73145} - Word? | - Yes. {73147} {73250} Wherever I go | I see the same harlot {73317} {73369} Did I tell you that you look very sexy | with my shirt? {73372} {73454} - Really? | - Yes, I like it. {73456} {73506} Hey, get up. | Get in there, let me see you. {73655} {73714} Yes! I like that. {73717} {73770} - Do you like it? Do you like it? | - Yes. {73773} {73814} Put this in addition. {73857} {73950} - Ray, you're so weird. | - That's right, you know I'm weird. {73952} {73998} Come on, just say it. {74107} {74158} Put this in addition. {74161} {74198} Come on. {74249} {74343} - Are you sure? | - Come on, baby, come on, pass it on. {74345} {74380} Agree. {74382} {74426} Come on. {74469} {74526} I love your wave. {74529} {74566} - I'm bad. | - Ah, yes. {74569} {74601} Ten, put this in addition. {74647} {74747} Come on, baby, try it. | Yes, put on that shit. Come on. {74749} {74873} Acommend it. Do it. | Yes. Oh, it's damn sexy. {74875} {74936} Come on, baby. Get in | with that little sexy ass. Come on! {74939} {74978} At the loading, at full speed. {75075} {75166} Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around, turn around! Come on. {75169} {75254} - Yes, Brandon! T mala, Brandon! | - Who? {75257} {75322} Hey, Brenda. | Come on, put on your helmet. {75324} {75425} No, let's change places. Come on. | Give it to me, tell me. Come on. Come on! {75428} {75474} We are in the Mirador de los Amantes. {75477} {75531} It's dark, | in the middle of nowhere ... {75533} {75610} and that's where teenagers come to frolic, following their hormones. {75613} {75689} That's why it's very likely that we'll see how they kill someone. {75692} {75785} Surely, there's a girl in the car, | with her blouse unbuttoned, alone. {75787} {75851} Let's see if you want to talk to us. {75854} {75943} Hi, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're The Next. {75946} {75983} Oh, yes. {75986} {76048} - Can you tell us your name? | - My name is Heather. {76051} {76111} Heather, can you tell us what are you doing, alone, here? {76113} {76166} Well, yes, sure. {76169} {76214} My boyfriend and I were | caressing each other ... {76217} {76300} then, we heard a noise | and he went to see what it was ... {76302} {76363} but that was ten minutes or more ago. {76366} {76447} It has occurred to you in your head | that your boyfriend was maybe killed ... {76450} {76528} and you're about | to be eliminated too? {76530} {76618} - Really? Tonter as! | - No kidding. {76621} {76661} - Heather, good luck. | - Thanks, Gail, you're the best. {76664} {76719} I know. Well ... Exactly what I thought. {76722} {76775} Murder occurs | while we talk. {76778} {76837} I'll try to get closer to the massacre. | Are you taking this? {76839} {76925} Sorry. Heather, can you tell us what you feel? {76927} {76963} A lot of pain. {76966} {77061} - Gail, please, help me! Please! | - Sorry, we need more audience. {77064} {77129} Lord, sir, | can I speak with you? Mr. {77132} {77189} It's a dare they came. | I'm trying to do my job. {77191} {77237} - Take that camera off me. | - No, Kenny, keep rolling. {77239} {77277} You're done, bitch. | He'll rip your head off. {77279} {77349} - Lord Jesus. Shit, run! - Qu tenme that camera on top. {77367} {77472} Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your greasy ass! {77474} {77546} Kenny! Oh, my God, | he's behind us! {77549} {77602} That man chases me, Gail. {77759} {77805} I'm so scared. {77851} {77917} I just want to say ... {77920} {77991} to the cameraman's family, Kenny ... {77994} {78056} Sorry. {78058} {78138} This was my interview ... {78140} {78199} my story. {78202} {78253} It was all my fault. {78276} {78317} "Passionate Shakespeare" {78320} {78367} "Welcome to the Cinema" {78370} {78424} - Do you want popcorn? | - No. {78426} {78489} I brought my own sandwich. {78557} {78614} - Do you want chicken? | - No. {78651} {78697} "For the Diversity of All, | Please, Keep Silence" {78699} {78819} For all the charlatans, | it's time to lower the pitch. {78866} {78942} "Shh" for you. | Shh! {78990} {79062} It's not like they're acting. | Only the pre-releases. {79065} {79112} "The Next Pre-Release Was Approved | Only For Immature Public" {79150} {79223} The biggest ship | that the world has ever known. {79226} {79342} His 400 passengers and crew on a journey inaugurates a new world. {79344} {79414} A journey that will change their lives forever. {79532} {79574} I am the king of the world! {79738} {79794} - Friendship II. | - Get off that ass, boy! {79796} {79874} - I'm going to the bathroom. | - Do not leave me. The movie will begin. {79877} {79933} I have to go to the bathroom. | Take your hot sauce. {79935} {79989} Hurry up. Do not delay {80021} {80066} Get up! Let it go! {80101} {80169} You could make room. | Cinema is not yours. {80171} {80225} "I Do not Feel A Shit", "Ultra Sensitive" | "For Her Pleasure" {80227} {80261} "You're a Daddy" {80341} {80393} And they left. | Number three takes the lead. {80396} {80426} "Point Here!" | Number two follows you very close. {80429} {80529} And the number three is the winner! | "The Winner" {80532} {80573} Yes, friend! {81431} {81467} Eh! Who is it? {81499} {81557} Come on, do it again, do it again. {81835} {81894} I go! {82025} {82055} Do not get in there! {82321} {82390} I'm scared. {82393} {82421} Excuse me! {82463} {82525} I think I paid my money | like the rest of the people. {82564} {82602} Not a man! {82605} {82669} - You see her real hair! | - Would it bother her? {82672} {82754} It will be better if you disappear | from my sight. {82756} {82821} Get out of my sight! Get out of my sight! {82823} {82883} This is my territory. | is is yours. {82885} {82945} - C llate, you miserable! | - S ! {82948} {83025} This movie is good. {83027} {83137} Hey, honey, | you came back just in time. {83139} {83201} Is about to go to bed | with the one with the long pen. {83204} {83245} - C llese! | - I discovered that she is a girl. {83279} {83361} Yes, I have you. | I have you in my camera. {83363} {83479} You're in a hidden camera. | You did not know. {83548} {83649} Hello? Hello, baby ... I'm in a movie. {83651} {83690} "The Feather" Passionate. {83750} {83841} - Do not tell me! | - Do you want to close that big mouth? {83844} {83899} - C llate! | - Wait. {83902} {83976} I do not know why they all behave like this. {83978} {84050} My friend saw the movie. | In the end, they do not stay together. {84052} {84086} Give me that. {84114} {84161} Good. {84203} {84233} Do you want to sit down? {84271} {84377} - Shut up. | - Your ass is in trouble. {84453} {84513} - This goes by Thelma! | - And Louise! {84516} {84582} This is for speaking in The Fugitive. {84585} {84649} - You ruined Schindler's List. | - By the films of Jackie Chan! {84651} {84753} - Black Nights. | - And The House of Mam Grande. {85309} {85395} Boys, | we're a bit many. {85397} {85458} Oh, honey, please, do not throw up. | Do not! Boys, enough! {85461} {85567} Eh! Please, that's from my daddy! | No, do not touch-- {85570} {85629} Do you have a little more beer? | Do you have more beer? {85632} {85730} Yes, search the garage. | No, no, no. Do not! {86085} {86169} "Assassin", "Sat n", "Cult 45" {86281} {86350} Kitten. | You scared me. {86426} {86527} Caballito. | You also scared me. {86614} {86691} Hello? | Who is there? {86759} {86825} Oh, my God. | Oh, my God, please, no! {86828} {86890} Please, I'm just an extra. {87251} {87287} Oh, my God! {87685} {87713} Stop it! {87964} {88009} Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow. {88271} {88377} Oh, Bobby, Bobby, | I was worried about you. {88380} {88440} I thought the killer had hit you | before I could. {88463} {88503} Pudies what? {88505} {88602} I want to go up. | I have something to show you. {88691} {88754} May the party continue! {88885} {88934} - So that-- | - So that-- {88960} {89037} - Here we are ... again. | - Yes. {89109} {89203} And, you know, if you're not ready ... {89206} {89251} will understand. {89317} {89362} I'm ready. {89396} {89445} - What are you? | - Yes. {89498} {89577} I can not keep fighting | against these impulses. {89579} {89674} I must give myself to them ... {89676} {89722} and let them flow. {89725} {89758} Agree. {89781} {89891} Bobby, I've been so selfish. {89947} {89998} This is like a scene | of a movie or something like that. {90001} {90111} Only it's not a movie, Bobby. | This is real life. {90144} {90198} It's a movie, baby. {90201} {90301} There is the soundman. There's the supervisor of the script. How are you? {90303} {90342} - Bobby! | - What? {90361} {90428} What I want to say ... {90430} {90485} is that in real life ... {90487} {90554} you have to enjoy every moment. {91375} {91438} Can I tell you a secret? {91441} {91486} Man, sure. {91518} {91563} I see dead people. {91610} {91677} Man, this shit is awesome. {91680} {91761} We have to roll up a little more of that shit. {91789} {91851} We have no more papers, man. {91853} {91899} We have no more papers. {91901} {92017} Oh, man, what can we use | to make a pipe? {92097} {92142} Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow. {92353} {92454} Oh, shit. {92457} {92492} Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow. {92584} {92630} This shit is top notch. {93218} {93291} - What's wrong? | - I've never done this before. {93328} {93457} Everything is fine. It's like sucking a candy with effervescent jelly. {93460} {93543} - With effervescent jelly? | - Yes, with a cherry flavor. {93545} {93621} And soft candy in the middle. {93648} {93702} Agree. {93814} {93896} That's right. | That's right, baby. {94044} {94077} Mr. Jes s. {94104} {94177} I could never wait | for the part that chewed. {94180} {94253} You know what? Tell me. {94256} {94289} Cursed. {94921} {94978} I guess it was a while. {95121} {95166} Go. {95188} {95239} This is very from the '70s. {95632} {95665} Yes. {95779} {95849} Come here, Bobby. I want it now! {95851} {95976} - Man, I'm totally intoxicated. | - Me too. {95978} {96024} Do you hear that, guys? {96435} {96485} - Hello? | - Hello? {96488} {96546} What is your favorite scary movie? {96750} {96807} I'm going to gut you like a fish. {96968} {96998} Oh, yes! {97039} {97082} Yes! What's my name, Bobby? {97085} {97137} How? {97140} {97225} - What's my name, wretch? | - Oh, my God, it's Cindy. {97228} {97301} Who is this, Bobby? | Who is this, Bobby? {97303} {97351} It's yours. {97463} {97510} Oh, my God! {97598} {97655} Oh, shit! {97793} {97848} Do not even think about defending yourself | Because it will make you undress {97850} {97912} Like the ballerinas porn | Waiting for the answer at the door {97914} {97983} Enough of artificial cheerleaders | Like silicone breasts {97986} {98053} Listen to this | Hey, fuck a cheap pipe {98056} {98093} I want to smoke Cheechy Chong {98096} {98159} And if I want to fuck a lot | I give my little cigarette to smoke {98162} {98224} And then, the song | Of Dutchie always p senla al rev s {98226} {98272} Because right is wrong {98334} {98391} I have one. I have one, I have one. | ​​Here it goes. Ready? {98394} {98452} I'm going to slice and cut | Cut another hole in your butt {98454} {98517} I spill blood on the walls | And I play tennis with your balls {98519} {98565} If the phone rings | Do not answer the call {98567} {98613} I'll open your throat | I'll fuck you like a goat {98615} {98661} I'll peel off the foreskin | And I'll make a coat for the winter {98664} {98709} Peace! {98828} {98924} se was the sickest rhythm | I've seen. {99027} {99076} Where were you tonight? {99079} {99121}? How? {99123} {99206} Just out of curiosity. | Why did you take so long to get there? {99209} {99258} Why are you so curious? {99294} {99416} I do not know. I thought you would respond to the stereotype of the terror of the '90s ... {99419} {99466} if you were the killer. {99468} {99533} Oh, so, you think I killed Buffy and Greg? {99579} {99625} Buffy and Greg are dead? {99660} {99701} - I thought you knew. | - Oh, my God! {99704} {99781} Bobby, turn around! It's the killer! {100166} {100228} Oh, my God, Bobby! {100230} {100281} Help me. {100283} {100385} - Bobby, it's okay. | - Give me the gun. {100388} {100450} Everything will be fine. {100481} {100550} Esp renme. | There is a murderer in the house. {100552} {100637} There are butts, blood and ulcers | everywhere. Someone is crazy. {100693} {100776} - Sometimes, we all go crazy a little. | - Bobby, no! {100779} {100857} Oh, shit! {100891} {100929} Oh, my God! {100973} {101037} It hit me in the lungs. {101086} {101132} Do you want to feel this shit? {101201} {101277} Tomato sauce. {101280} {101339} Like the one my mom throws at spaghetti, baby. {101389} {101469} Oh, my God, you have to help me. | Bobby went crazy. {101499} {101551} Surprise. {101553} {101617} Surprise, Cindy. {101905} {101954} Why are you doing this, Bobby? {101957} {102004} Why? Why? {102032} {102107} Do you hear that, Ray? | He wants a reason. {102109} {102183} - Scream had a plot? | - No. {102185} {102242} S What They Did Last Summer | Did It Have Any Sense? {102244} {102309} I do not think so. | And the second part? {102312} {102379} - With the white and fat Jamaican? | - I wanted to kill that bitch. {102401} {102455} It was a poor selection of actors. {102458} {102515} What do you think of this motive? | Lack of sex. {102518} {102597} It can cause a serious deviation | in behavior. {102599} {102643} I thought you loved me. {102646} {102712} Oh, yes, baby, I loved you ... {102714} {102781} but abstinence makes you discover new things about yourself. {102784} {102845} It's true, Cindy, I'm homosexual. {102847} {102913} And in case you have not noticed, | Ray too. {102953} {103006} How? I am not homosexual. {103009} {103087} - How? You took me to that club. | - And what? They play good music. {103118} {103156} And our trip to San Francisco? {103159} {103226} I wanted to go shopping. {103229} {103321} - But ... you made love to me. | - First, you licked my member. {103323} {103357} As you wish, Ray, | I do not want to talk about that now. {103360} {103430} The point is, Cindy, | that I'm a new man ... {103432} {103478} I'm ready to leave this behind and start a new life. {103500} {103554} And you killed all your friends? {103557} {103617} Oh, no, only you. {103620} {103685} And maybe Shorty, | but that was not planned or anything. {103687} {103741} But this is the cool part. {103743} {103826} We are copying the style | of a multiple killer that exists. {103829} {103921} - It's the perfect crime. | - But, wait, there's more! {103923} {104046} Hold on to the chair, baby, | because this is the last scream. {104049} {104094} - Regresar . | - That. {104133} {104190} Move that fat ass ... | Come on. {104193} {104249} Pap ! {104251} {104308} What will they do? Incriminate it? {104310} {104418} No, we were just having fun | a little bit with the old man. {104421} {104497} The police will find you dead ... you and daddy ... {104500} {104573} Ray and I are the only survivors of the revenge of a maniac. {104575} {104625} - Are you ready? I'm here. | - Are you ready? I'm ready for this. {104628} {104661} - Let's do it. | - Let's do this shit. {104664} {104697} - Come on. | - All right. {104700} {104765} - All right, give it to me. | - Come on. Come on! {104767} {104813} Wait, wait, wait, wait. {104859} {104949} - S ? Ready? Let's do it. | - Wait, wait. Ready, ready. {104952} {104989} Give it to me, tell it. {104992} {105058} Wait, wait, wait. | Remember what we talked about? {105061} {105108} I know. How many times will you repeat it? {105111} {105192} - Yes. Okay, enough. Trust in me. | - All right, I'm ready. {105194} {105246} I'll give you this shit. | Ready? Come on. {105265} {105322} What the fuck? | I'm about to cut your throat. {105324} {105373} Stop acting like a little girl. | Come on. Come on! {105375} {105441} - You're right. Yes, come on. | - Ready? {105477} {105585} You are psychopaths. | You saw too many TV shows! {105587} {105689} No! By watching TV shows | you do not become a killer psychopath! {105692} {105749} For canceling TV shows, yes. {105751} {105866} The Wayan Brothers was a good program. | It was first ... {105869} {105917} and we could not even see | a final episode. {105920} {105995} Calm. | I'm feeling a bit of vertigo. {105998} {106065} My turn. | Give me the knife. {106068} {106137} Fuck you. | Nobody's going to stab me. {106346} {106385} Surprise, Cindy. {107716} {107798} Wait a second. | Give me a minute. {107954} {108015} Oh, yes. | That's right. {108018} {108059} Good. {108912} {108984} Pap . Are you okay? {108986} {109056} I thought I told you not to give a party if I'm not there. {109058} {109117} But, daddy, you were here. | You were in the closet. {109119} {109210} Oh, yes, it's true. Did you get the number of some friends for me? {109213} {109253} Pap , they're dead. {109255} {109344} I'm never lucky. | What's that? The police? {109346} {109429} All right, listen, honey. | Help me get out of this. {109432} {109480} If the police comes, | you tell him I'm a plumber, s ? {109483} {109547} The tap was dripping, | you called them and they sent me to me. {109549} {109579} We do not even know each other. {109801} {109846} Pap , pap , lower your arms. {109912} {109968} - What the hell is going on here? | - Commissar, there was a massacre there. {109970} {110027} - He was here, I swear. | - Who? {110029} {110121} The murderer! | The one who killed all my friends. {110123} {110242} And that sick bastard | left drugs all over the house. {110245} {110282} Enough. {110285} {110353} All right, Cindy, | I should take you to the station. {110355} {110449} - But I'm clean, right? S ? | - Come on, Cindy. {110451} {110513} Cindy, call me. {110557} {110590} Pap will get you out of there, honey. {110649} {110682} Very good. {110717} {110762} Let's see everything again. {111046} {111093} - You say it was an accident? | - Yes! {111095} {111170} - He was on the road. | - And he went back in search of revenge? {111173} {111241} It has to be him, commissar. {111380} {111426} Commissioner. | They asked me to give you this. {111428} {111517} - That's it, Doofy. | - All right, then, I'm leaving. {111520} {111561} - Okay. | - Okay. {111597} {111635} Adi s, Cind. {111712} {111769} Sorry, Cindy, | it was not the man you killed. {111772} {111856} His name was David Keegans. The fishermen found his body a few weeks later. {111859} {111896} He is buried | at Lakewood Cemetery. {111899} {111939} It's impossible. {111996} {112050} - I do not know who could be. | - It has to be someone ... {112053} {112121} that had a relationship with the victims, | that knew about the accident. {112124} {112206} Someone who could move | without being noticed. {112258} {112305} Oh, my God. {112453} {112479} It's me, Cind. {112501} {112539} Good evening, Cind. {112575} {112630} "Porcelain Doofus" {112633} {112709} - Doofy! | - The moron? {112765} {112815} Did you see Doofy? Did you see Doofy? {112818} {112878} - No, sir. | - Has anyone seen Doofy? {112881} {112981} - Yes, I went out the back door. | - Doofy! {114682} {114736} Shit. | What's the idea? {114738} {114803} If all of you are watching this tape, now ... {114805} {114851} means that I did not do it. {114853} {114946} Either I am a prisoner or worse - dead. {114949} {115053} Anyway, I'll tell you the rules | to survive in this situation. {115055} {115130} Rule number one: | You must be quick. {115133} {115213} Rule number two: | Do not fall. {115215} {115337} And rule number three: | No matter what you do, do not look back. {115340} {115389} Call me lucky. {115391} {115437} Snatch and run, everyone! {115513} {115563} Come back here, you wretch! Bastard! {116262} {116339} A FEARFUL MOVIE {125609} {125676} This is not easy for me. {125678} {125745} I know we've been together for a long time ... {125748} {125828} but I met someone, sabes? {125830} {125876} I'm in love. {125900} {125945} Do not look at me like that. {125976} {126034} We could still be friends. {126037} {126102} You can come to my room | whenever you want. {126105} {126162} But you can not-- No. {126324} {126381} Okay, one more time. {126534} {126591} Yes, that's it. {126593} {126650} Subtitles by Luizinho 62960