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[RuPaul] Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

We're playing
the Snatch Game At Sea.

[cheers and applause]
Oh, my God!

Is this bitch recording?

[laughs]

The only thing I've assaulted
is a cheese plate.

[all laugh]

Her joints are always wet.

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

[Ross] Whoopi's a good choice
because we all know Whoopi

and there's a lot there.
You brought none of that.

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

The accent wasn't there.
The jokes weren't there.

I just got a like a confused
realtor maybe from Toronto.

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[applause]

Ladies, shantay,
you both stay.

[applause]

We got a couple of lip sync
assassins in our presence.

No one is safe.

[sighs] Oops.

[both laugh]

[Plastique Tiara] Ru has saved
both Brooke Lynn and Yvie.

You've got to give credit
where credit is due,

because they did slay
the shit out of that lip sync.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

How are you guys feeling?

[Brooke Lynn]
I mean, I couldn't be mad,

because I deserved
to be in the bottom two.

There's no question about that.

But you're an amazing person
to perform with,

and it was fun.

[Yvie] Yeah, exactly.

I'm just glad that
I got another opportunity

to show what I can do.

The Snatch Game went
every bit as horribly for me

as my worst nightmares.
[laughs]

But to know
that I went up against

the toughest lip syncer here

and I'm still kicking
feels so good.

What I learned today is that
you have to keep turning it

because it really doesn't matter

unless you're doing the best
any given week.

[A'Keria] That's what I keep
trying to stress to y'all.

At this point,
it's anybody's game.

[Shuga Cain] With the exception
of Tyra and Trixie,

everyone
that has won Drag Race

has placed in the top
of Snatch Game.

But besides Miss Silky,
Yvie and Brooke Lynn,

they were some
of the frontrunners

for this competition,
and they just bombed.

So now it could be
anyone's game, really.

[Vanjie] Silky, congratulations.

Congrats, bitch.

So you won the mini challenge
and the main challenge.

[cheers]

[Silky] I've won
two main challenges.

Last week a bitch was telling me
that I was talentless,

but I just won.

See, God is good.

Miss Yvie,
you reap what you sow.

I do feel that because
all of us are still here,

the pressure is definitely on.

[Shuga] I'd like to know
from some of y'all,

like now that the pressure's on,

like what are you
going to do differently?

[Silky] Nothing.

I packed what I packed
to get here.

At this point, I can't show
any more than Silky.

And I did wonderful this week.

So there's nothing else
I can show,

but do what I'm supposed to do,

and show why
I'm an exceptional drag queen.

One thing I can say
about myself,

if I'm going to be wrong, I'm
going to be committed and wrong.

People don't like it.

They talk about me,
say I'm talentless,

but I don't give a fuck.
I am here.

The Bible say speak it plain
and watch it pass.

I done spoke it plain.

Lord will make your enemy
your footstool. Miss Yvie.

[Brooke Lynn] And on that note,
let's get out of drag.

-Let's get out of here.
-Yay.

[Shuga] I'm actually shocked

that Silky thinks she can't
do anything to better herself.

Yeah, she's doing amazing,

but like at some point,
it's not going to be enough.

If you're not willing to
address the judges' critiques,

I can't see you
getting into the top four.

You have to be able
to adapt and adjust.

If you can't do that,
there's no way.

Oh, my titty!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

[RuPaul] The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra special guest judges
Fortune Feimster,

Cheyenne Jackson,
and Natasha Lyonne.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Why is this bitch all made--

Why is she--aah!

[laughs]

Did you pull her titties out?
Did you pull her titties out?

It's a new morning.
We're still eight queens.

Somebody should have went home.

We had a double shantay.

But, girl, does that mean
we'll have a double elimination?

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers]

Mama Ru, bitch.

[RuPaul] You know, ladies,

I always try to come
from a place of love,

but sometimes you just
have to break it down

for a mother trucker.

[cheers]

So... the library
is about to be open.

[cheers and applause]

Because reading is what?

[All] Fundamental.

Ooh, child,
look at this fabulous selection

from L.A. Eyeworks.

I'd like to use
this sickening pair right here.

I'll take those, thank you.

I can't believe
I'm about to say this,

but bye, Bruno.

[groans]

First up, Nina West.

All right.

The library is open, bitch.

Thank you, mama.

-Plastique Tiara.
-Oh, fuck.

That's exactly what you're going
to need when they send you home.

-What's that?
-A plastic tiara.

Oh, okay.

[all laugh]
Because you won't get the crown.

Oh, so I see.
You have to explain the reading.

-I'm sorry.
-Oh, okay.

Oh, Shuga Cain, Shuga Cain.
More like Novocaine.

'Cause that mug
ain't for sipping, sweetie.

-[laughs]
-Ooh.

Oh, you want my review?

[all laugh]

A'Keria C. Davenport.

The resting bitch face
of the season.

Are you sure you just
haven't been resting?

On your talent.

Oh!
[all laugh]

Nina West,
Miami Dolphins called.

They want their shoulders back.

Oh, thank you.
[all laugh]

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Silky's drag transformation
is incredible.

She goes from
a busted looking man

into just busted looking.

[all laugh]

Silky, you getting
the electric chair

for that hair, bitch.

You always come in here
looking reckless.

Shuga, Shuga, Shuga,
what can I say?

Fossilized prehistoric drag.

I'm sending you
to a retirement home, grandma.

Why y'all ho's ain't laughing?
Y'all is trifling.

-You're not funny, bitch.
-That's not funny.

Brooke Lynn, I'm sentencing you

to life at the Med Spa
for those toes, bitch.

You're lucky
you're not wearing sandals,

'cause I would have had them
zooming into those feet.

Y'all have to get it
on a different episode.

[all laugh]
Thank you and God bless.

[all laugh]

Girl, that went left.

Plastique Tiara.

Hi.

Thank God you named yourself

for your beauty
and not your personality,

'cause Plastique Bag

just doesn't have
the same ring to it.

[all laugh]

A'Keria C. Davenport.

You know,
I'm actually really excited

to hit the road with you.

It wasn't until I saw that ass

that I truly understood
the meaning of a drug mule.

[all laugh]

Miss Yvie Oddly,
girl, you so skinny,

you got people in Somalia
sending you food.

[all laugh]

Silk with the good milk.

The only good thing
about your milk

is that it has
an expiration date.

[all laugh]

Speaking of expiration dates,
ain't yours coming soon?

[all laugh]

I think this is the first time
we've had a reading challenge

where the people being read
read back.

Read back.
We coming for the girls.

-Plastique Tiara.
-Hi.

I'm looking for a new apartment.

How much are you charging

for the vacant space
between your ears?

[all laugh]

-Shuga Cain.
-Yeah.

I'm redoing my fireplace
and I'm short a brick.

Can I borrow your face?

[all laugh]

-Miss Vanjie.
-Don't get the divorce papers.

Now, the real reason
I keep kissing you

is because it's the only way
to get you to shut the fuck up.

I'll take that.

-Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
-In the flesh.

-Ru, isn't she precious?
-Yes.

No, really, isn't that Precious?

[all laugh]

[Vanjie]
Come on and walk with it.

-Plastique Tiara.
-Hi, sis.

Girl, your drag is beautiful,
I must admit.

But what is it worth
when it's all rented?

[all laugh]

Miss Vanjie Mateo.

Last season you had
your 20 minutes of fame.

But this season,
all you're leaving with

is Brooke Lynn's last name.

[all laugh]

Miss Silky Nasty Nutmeg Ganache.

I don't know what flaps more,

your lips, your body,
or those shoes.

[all laugh]

[Vanjie]
Give 'em to the faithful.

Miss RuPaul.

Oh, shit.

$100.000.
[all laugh]

It's going to be real nice.

We be up in here working

and waiting on you at the door

so you can come in
and say hello, hello, hello.

[all laugh]
What was that?

Y'all edit that out.
Edit that out.

That was horrible.

[Vanjie]
We don't need that.

Miss Plastique Tiara.

I'm truly surprised
that you're still here, boo-boo.

But I think for us all,
your elimination need to come.

Haiku, haiku.

[all laugh]

What's that mean, bitch?

What the fuck does that mean?

It's her being Japanese, bitch.
Hurry and go home.

I'm not Japanese.

Do I have your permission
to use a footnote?

Yes. Footnote.

-[all laugh]
-Okay good.

[Vanjie] Girl, get the knees.

Literally a footnote.

Take your time.
It's only a 90 minute show.

[all laugh]
This is good, bitch.

Aah! Hai!

Can you bring the volume down
a little?

And also make it funny.

You better shut up,
you eighties looking porn star.

[all laugh]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your Celine Dion
was shit, boo-boo.

[all laugh]

Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Yes, you are fat.
Yes, your hair is nappy.

But, bitch,
if y'all run up on me,

I'm gonna get real chappy.

What up, ho?
What up, ho?

What up, bitch?

That's wasn't a read.
You just threatening us, bitch.

[all laugh]

Well, ladies, the library
has not only been closed,

it is now condemned.

[all laugh]

The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

Brooke Lynn Hytes.
[cheers and applause]

You'll receive
a $2.500 gift card

from l.a. Eyeworks.

[cheers and applause]

Ladies,
for today's Maxi Challenge,

you need to flex
your comedy improv muscles

as you fight the law
in TV's newest guilty pleasure:

LADP, Los Angeles Drag Patrol.

[all laugh]

#DragRace.

Now, you'll be working
in pairs of perps.

Now, Brooke Lynn,
you won the mini challenge,

so you get to pick
your partner in crime

and pair up the other queens.

Oh, shit.

[Shuga] Not gonna lie,
I get a little nervous,

'cause there's
a little shady lady

happening somewhere in there.

So, Brooke Lynn,
who do you choose for yourself?

I'm going to choose
Miss Nina West.

[Nina] Thank you.

I didn't pick Vanjie
as my partner

because Vanjie's great
at being Vanjie.

I wouldn't say Vanjie's
a wonderful actor.

I picked Nina because
Nina's great at acting.

She's great at improv.

And I know she can
kind of really help me

and guide me through this,

because this is something
I'm not good at.

Who are you going
to pair up next?

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
and Plastique Tiara.

Wait, is this bitch even funny?

Next?

A'Keria C. Davenport
and Yvie Oddly.

[RuPaul] That's means
Silky Nutmeg Ganache

will be working with Shuga Cain.

The sweets are together, honey.

We got it, girl.

[Yvie] Brooke Lynn is splitting
all the strongest players

because she knows

that if she put like,
two good actresses together,

that she wouldn't have a chance

of getting anywhere
in this challenge.

I can tell that she's really
trying to rig this in her favor.

A'Keria and Yvie,

you'll be playing two twerking
girls caught in the act.

Ow.
[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn and Nina,

you'll be playing two feuding
trailer park neighbors.

Oh.

[RuPaul] Vanjie and Plastique,

you'll be playing two queens
caught in a catfight.

Literally.

-Ooh.
-Ooh.

Silky and Shuga,
you'll be playing two queens

accused of buying and selling
back alley butt pads.

[all laugh]

I'm a bootleg queen, honey.

Gentlemen,
start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

[cheers and applause]
Don't let the po-po get you.

[all laugh]

-All right?
-All right. Here we go.

[Nina] This week's
Maxi Challenge

is an improv acting challenge
called LADP.

L.A. Drag Patrol.

Last time we had
an improv challenge,

I actually won,
so I'm really excited

to really flex
those muscles again.

"Indecent exposure
at the trailer park.

"An uptight nosy neighbor
calls the cops

on her hippy dippy nearly naked
sunbathing neighbor."

I'm kind of drawn to sunbather.

I was, too.

I was thinking for the physical
comedy of me being naked.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.

So you're going to do
the sunbather.

I like that.

I think this is a really good
role reversal for us, too,

because I'm really uptight

and you're really free so...

Yeah.

I'm just nervous in general

because we all know my history
with acting challenges.

It just has to be really goofy,

and like the most
ridiculous thing ever.

I think I have an ability
to really coach Brooke

and help her through this,

because she's not
the strongest actor.

I'm a little nervous,
because I know how I am,

and I feel like I might worry
about Brooke Lynn a little bit

and try to tend to her needs
more so than mine.

I gotta be honest.
I would rather do the sunbather.

Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.

I just feel like
now is not the time

for us to role reverse
or step out of our comfort zone.

Okay. Let's start over.

This is a group challenge,

and I have to ensure that
my partner feels comfortable,

so that I feel comfortable,
so that we can have success.

Sorry, this is totally
fucking you up.

It's just
I have to start thinking

about character development.

So I just want
to figure that out.

Hey, cysts.

-Hey.
-Hi.

I'm gonna need to see

your driver's license
and registration.

[all laugh]
It's expired.

Hey, Shuga.
Hey, Dr. Ganache.

-Hey.
-Hi.

How's it going so far?

It's good.
We assigned our characters,

and we're just trying to work
through what our story is.

Are you basing
your character on someone?

I don't know
if you know the time

when bootleg CDs
were, you know, available,

and people would be selling them
out their trunks

for real, for real.

-Yeah, the boosters.
-Yeah.

So you have bought bootleg items
from the trunk of a car.

That's allegedly.

Allegedly.

I'll take that as a yes.

I don't know.

[RuPaul] Now, Silky,
you won last week.

How are you going
to top yourself?

Well, that's kind of hard to top
myself, if you think about it.

I'd kind of like to see you try.

I know, right?
I love improv.

I'm not an actor by any means,

but, you know, like with this,
I am that seller.

It's kind of what I give,
you know.

Even when I know
something is bad, you know,

I'm still gonna sell it.

They say I could sell ice water
to an eskimo, honey.

[RuPaul] I love that.

So, Shuga, tell me
about your character.

My character
is the disgruntled customer.

She's mad because
she got these lumpy pads.

Are you basing it
on someone you know?

I kind of was thinking
of that movie White Chicks,

those two white girls
that are in there.

Yeah. Well, you know,
those are black dudes.

Well, yeah. [laughs]

In the diva worship challenge,

you had a little issue

with sort of expanding
on your character.

How are you going to make
that work in this challenge?

I'm trying to really like just
prepare who this character is

so I can have more fun.
especially with Silk,

because she's got
such a big personality.

Right.

[Plastique]
I'm a little worried for Shuga.

She could get overshadowed
really easily.

She's always
the good, supportive role.

She's never the star.

[Silky] Don't overthink it.

Don't be afraid
to make a fool of yourself.

Yeah.

Bitch, we only here
for a short period of time.

That's true.
I got you, bitch.

[Shuga] I know
that I'm talented,

and I'm working
really, really hard.

But at times I feel like, I
don't know if it's not enough,

or it's just not what
the judges are looking for.

I just don't want
to get lost in the mix.

Hi, Plastique.
Hi, Vanjie.

-Hi.
-Hi, Ru.

Do you know
what your character is?

I'm going to be Theater Cat,

so I'm going to be
like over-dramatic,

a little bit delusional.

I think that I'm the prettiest.

No, she's delusional.

Are you going to do
your Vietnamese accent again?

Not this challenge.

I know that you love it,

but I'm not going to do it
this challenge.

Is she allowed to?

[laughs]

Because I might
have the bitch do it.

-[laughs]
-It's been working.

Well, we've seen it a lot.

You're Theater Cat,
and you're what cat?

-Alley Cat.
-Oh, Alley Cat.

She's street smart.

Like, she done been through
a lot of hard shit,

that type of thing.

Yeah. Now, listen,

everyone knows
that you're very funny,

but can you be funny
in a structured scene?

[Vanjie]
That's what I was telling her,

that I want to make sure

I don't just go from
the moment the cops arrive

from, you know, are at 10.

It needs to be like a--

A gradual build.

That's the word. Gradual.

I can't help the fact
that I go into things at a 10.

You know
I'm just happy to be here.

And my personality
is what got me here.

I'm just trying to figure out
to, you know, organize it.

I didn't--

I want to see that
you can harness the Vanjie,

and be able to do it on cue.

-Yeah.
-And you, too.

You know, you need
to come out of your shell.

Let it go.

This is where you do it.

-Okay.
-No holding back.

You have a tall order.

[Vanjie] I ain't gonna lie.

I am worried that Miss Plastique

is not going
to be able to deliver,

because this is not
her strength.

No Tee.
We already know this.

And I got an anchor
possibly might pull me down.

All right,
I'll see you out there.

-Yes.
-Thank you so much.

-We're going to make you proud.
-Thank you, Ru.

Hi, A'Keria.
Hi, Yvie.

Roll on in there, Ru.

Yvie and A'Keria.

That sounds like
a sitcom already.

I mean, we're ready.

[RuPaul] You know,
you have a lot to prove

after that Whoopi Goldberg
in Snatch Game.

Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.

Failure is an opportunity
to learn.

What do you think
the failure was?

The failure for me was

I was really trying
to be super calculated.

I was, like, in my head

trying to think about
what Whoopi would say,

and also like
if this is Whoopi,

and like am I saying enough?

-I was attacking myself.
-It just wasn't any fun.

I wasn't having fun at all.

[Yvie] I'm a little bit frazzled

'cause I just did really poorly
acting as someone else.

But I just have to like
dust off that bad juju,

and show the judges
I'm not a fluke.

And A'Keria, you've seen
those things on the interweb

where people are talking about,
ain't nobody got time for that.

Uh-huh.

And excuse my beauty.

Hide your kids,
hide your wife.

All that good stuff.

That's right.

How you gonna come up
with these moments?

When you're having fun,

when you know whatever
your base of your story is,

and you can have fun from
that point, it just flowing out.

I'm nervous for A'Keria, because
I don't feel like A'Keria

ever gives the energy,
like, pow,

balls to the walls.

I'm looking for you opening up,
saying yes to everything.

Yes.

And be funny
for crying out loud.

[laughs]

All right, can't wait
to see you out there.

-Thank you, Ru.
-All right, thank you.

Hi, Nina.
Hi, Brooke Lynn.

-Hi. How are you?
-Hi, Ru.

So, now, Brooke Lynn,
another improv storyline.

Are you scared?

Yes, I am, but I'm going
to have a good time.

Okay, I heard you say that

when you were going to do
Celine Dion, too.

Did you have a good time
with Celine Dion?

I had so much fun.
Didn't you?

[laughs]
No. I didn't.

[all laugh]

[Brooke Lynn]
Well, I picked a great partner.

Nina is great at improv,

and she can kind of
help guide me

and give me pointers on how I
can make this better for myself.

Now, you pairing
the other girls up,

was there any shade
going on there?

I kind of tried to match up
personalities,

like someone who had
a bigger personality

with someone who had
not as much of a personality

so they could
kind of work together.

Girl, you trying to say
I don't have personality?

Celine Dion?

With your dance background,

how can you incorporate
what you know about dance,

and what you've learned
from dance into this character?

Well, we've talked before

about getting, finding a rhythm
with the character.

So I'm actually going
to incorporate movement,

a lot of kind of...

Well, I mean,
that's the kind of thinking

that all of you girls
should be thinking about.

Like, how do I take
what I do and make it work

for one of the challenges.
-And turn it into this.

And you're talking about you
with no personality.

-You better find one.
-Yeah.

And you, bitch, you've been at
this since after the Civil War.

-Yes, mama. Yeah.
-Something like that.

More, more, give me more.

-All right.
-Give me more.

What did Britney Spears say?

Gimme more.

-That's right. I want more.
-Gimme more.

I will see you out there.

And y'all--and the po-po
gonna be after your ass.

-Thank you.
-All right.

Thank you, Ru.

All right, ladies,
gather round.

Now, in a few moments,

you'll be improving
with two of LADP's finest.

The hilarious Fortune Feimster.

[cheers and applause]

And the arrestingly handsome
Cheyenne Jackson.

[cheers and applause]

Handcuff me to that!

[RuPaul] Now, good luck,
and don't ferk it erp.

-By-ee.
-By-ee.

[Announcer]
LADP is filmed on location

with the men and women
of law enforcement.

All suspects are innocent

until proven guilty
in a court of law.

[siren]

[Feimster]
Now, Officer Jackson,

I know that you have not
been on the beat very long,

so we might run into
some scoundrels.

I'll just take your lead.

[Feimster]
Yeah, you follow my lead.

If anyone starts running,
you chase them.

Okay.

And I will be on the walkie
if you need me.

[RuPaul]
911. What's your she-mergency?

[chatter]

Back alley butt pads?

[chatter]

How much did you pay?
[chatter]

That's crazy.
My cousin Tenisha

will get you that shit
for half price.

One Madam 12, we got a 169

at the corner of Stacy Lane
and Backroads Boulevard.

-Okay.
-Show time.

[siren]

[Silky] Hip pad.

Come on over to my truck, baby.

How you doing, girl?

I know you want something
up here. Ha!

Come get these
good old hip pads--

Oh, I got a new customer coming.

[siren]
Hey, oh.

I'm about to get some of that
government money today.

-Good evening, ma'am.
-How you doing?

We received a complaint about--

[Silky] A complaint?

About some bogus butt pads.

Can you tell me
anything about that?

You mean like
you need some hip pads.

Turn around, let me see.

Oh, I don't have a lot.

Oh, you white, honey.
I got this just for you.

[all laugh]

Can you explain to me
what these are here?

-You got a wife?
-I do.

You want your wife
to look like Beyoncé?

-Sure.
-Kim Kardashian?

-Yes.
-You want Kim Kardashian,

she got an extra filling.

You gotta put that in with it.

Ma'am, are these legal?

Honey, you been working all day.

I'm gonna give you
a nice piece of hot chicken.

Oh.

So you like chicken, don't you?

-I--I do.
-I can tell your type.

Officer, officers,
this is the woman

that I've been telling about.

This is the one that called.

She done sold me
these busted hip pads.

I'm trying to get
my groove back.

I'm a widow.

And she she gave me
these hip pads.

Child, listen.

I was with my young man,
and he--

a chicken fell out
of my hip pad.

-Oh!
-You know what?

I think we're going
to have to search her.

-Okay, I'd like you to--
-Ooh.

[Feimster]
Did you just come from church?

I did. Well, I was--

She ain't come from church.
She's a ho.

You gotta take me out on a date
before you do this, honey.

I'll be patting you down, ma'am.

-Okay, there's something--
-Ooh!

Be careful
what's under there.

See? That's what
she put in there.

Ma'am, does this iron
belong to you?

No, it belongs
to the Holiday Inn.

[all laugh]

-Okay, is this, uh...
-Oh, I'm gonna--

That's for finger licking,
not booty stuffing.

-Oh, you got that--
-No, Officer, don't--

-Oh.
-Yeah, she did that.

Hey, it's warm.

You need to give me this $20
I've been asking for.

Bitch, if you keep
talking to me crazy,

I'm gonna have to whoop
your motherfucking ass.

Give me my money, bitch.

[all shouting at once]

If you won't give me
this money today--

Oh! Oh!

-What are they doing to me?
-Come on.

Get it. Get it.

Ma'am, ma'am.

Aah!

No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

Aah!

I'm gonna need some help,
Officer,

whenever you're done
with your chicken.

That's a 911-69344.

Ooh. It's for sale.

[A'Keria] Shuga could
be in trouble.

I think the chicken had more
air time than Shuga did.

[shouting]

I don't get paid enough
for this.

911.
What's your she-mergency?

[chatter]

Uh-huh.
[chatter]

Uh-huh...

Did you say naked or nekkid?

One Madam 12, head over
to the Tuckahoe Trailer Park.

Suspect is naked and dangerous.

I don't know about you,

but I like spending a little
naked time in my own backyard.

I'm naked right now.

Under my uniform.

[siren]

I don't even want to look.

Oh, God.

Good morning, officers.

Ma'am, we've received
a complaint about public nudity.

I am living my life.

There's nothing wrong
with nudity.

I'm not ashamed of my body.
Are you ashamed of my body?

I definitely am ashamed.

I'm going to need to see
some kind of ID.

Let me check
if I put some down here.

Could you hold this
for a second?

-Okay. Wow.
-Can you see it?

-Is it in there?
-I see something.

-Wow.
-[laughs]

What's your name, ma'am?

Starfire Glamazon.

-Starfire Glamazon.
-Yeah.

You are a robust woman.

I need to see your eyes, ma'am.

-My eyes?
-Yes.

Are you trying
to connect with me?

Do you make a habit
of being naked?

Absolutely.

-And why?
-Why?

Because I'm here
to express my body.

And feel it.

-You see that?
-I did. I saw that.

-That leg can go even higher.
-I saw that.

Are you a dancer?

I teach interpretive dance
down at the community center.

I'm sitting in the trailer
waiting for my cue word.

Is that an A cup?

[sniffs]
Oh, you smell good.

You smell like my dad.

She's not giving me the cue.

Well, girl, this scene

is not Brooke Lynn and Cheyenne,
unfortunately,

so I'm like fuck it,
I have to come out.

Well, it's about high time
you have arrived.

[Jackson]
So what's the problem?

What's the problem?

This lady is in my yard

naked as a jaybird
for the world to see.

[Feimster]
Oh, wait, this is your yard?

This is my green turf.

Oh, I thought that
this was your residence.

I live right next door.

This is Darlene's yard.

Okay, so what is
y'all's relationship?

We've been neighbors
for two years now.

Too very long years.
Ma'am, please don't touch me.

She's a very lonely woman.

My husband just happens
to travel for business.

Why are so repressed?

I'm not so repressed.
Ma'am?

I want to know
if that is alcohol.

Oh, I don't drink.
I'm a level four vegan.

What is a level four vegan?

I eat nothing
that casts a shadow,

and I only eat things raw.

But, ma'am, you called us,
so what seems to be the problem?

Well, we can start
with her baby feeders

being out in the middle
of God's green earth.

Look at them.
Touch them.

Touch them.

How does that make you feel?

Confused.

I don't know
how I got in on this.

Please, please, remove my hands
from your breasts, ma'am.

-You need--
-This is the problem, officer.

[Shuga] So Nina's hilarious.
No surprise.

But the gagger for
this whole thing is Brooke Lynn.

Oh, you feel so good.

She's so crazy.
She's actually really funny.

It's time
for me to do some yoga.

Could you just stand there
for a second?

I called you
to resolve the situation.

What kind of help are you--

I need to relax.

My energy
is very tense right now.

Your what?

We cannot have this here
in this--

This is a body
and it is beautiful.

Holy Moses, that is
a parting of the Red Sea.

This is my lady garden,
and I am not ashamed.

I call her Paula,
and I keep her hidden.

[Brooke Lynn]
Someone's ashamed though.

Give me your your hands.
You need to let it--

Oh, my Lord.

I feel like
we've got it under control.

I think
they're about to make love.

Jethro will be very upset.

-Ma'am, get off the car.
-Ma'am.

You're about to meet
my government property.

Officer Feimster, I'm going
to need some help here.

-Oh, okay.
-Right here.

Dive in.
Yeah, oh, yeah.

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, God.

[all laugh]
Don't you feel so free?

[RuPaul] Hello.
What's your she-mergency?

Yes, ma'am,
I do speak cat fluently.

[caller] Meow, meow.

Rawr. Rawr, rawr.

-Meow.
-Rawr.

Meow.

[hiss]

[RuPaul] One Madam 12 1/2,

cat fight
in front of Kitty Liquors.

Cats. I'm deathly allergic
to cats.

[siren]

[screaming and meowing]

Kitties, come on.

Break it up, please.
Break it up.

Oh, officer.

-Okay, okay.
-Officer. Oh!

Miss Plastique went to the cop
and started cupping him,

and I told her only do that
when you go blank.

So she must have went blank
the first second.

Explain to me
what's happening here.

-What's happening?
-Officer--

Why you only talking to her?

You judging me
'cause I'm from the street?

Hey, quiet down.
Quiet down.

What's up?
Whip your taser out, mama.

-Oh, no.
-Bitch, don't.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

-[screams]
-One kitty at a time here.

Your side of the story. Go.

I came to get my milk--

-Officer, I was on--
-And she slept with my man.

You got milk
'cause she slept--

Yeah, she slept with my man.

I came to get
the milk from her.

What's your side
of the story, ma'am?

I was on my way to the Schubert
Theater to audition.

She's lying, she's lying.

All right, ma'am,
you had your side.

I was gonna be Grizabella

in the local production of Cats.

And this witch right here--

-Cats. Where's that at?
-This witch right here.

She threw the milk at me.

-You do Broadway?
-She snatched my milk from me.

-Okay.
-I'm so confused.

I think they're fighting
over milk?

I don't know.

Why you slept with my man, ho?

[scream meowing]

What the fuck is happening?
[scoffs]

[screaming]

You know,
the rawrs were cohesive.

Ladies, we're going to do
a sobriety test.

Rawr!

Broadway kitty, I want
two counts of eight. Ready?

Broadway kitty? Yeah, right.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée,

uh, uh, uh,
and time step and go.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée,

gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Time step.
All right.

That ain't Broadway.
See, the bitch is lying.

That cat got alopecia.
She's sick.

She need to be put down.

She wishes she could dance
as much as me, bitch.

Oh, oh, oh!

Knock it off, knock it off.

I could go get a sugar daddy.

-Oh, no.
-Ma'am, don't do it.

That's--that's--

Eew.

I swear to God
this is like herding cats.

-All right.
-Oh!

Yeah, arrest her.
Thank you.

-Don't you know that?
-Yeah.

Don't you know that, Cheyenne?

Yeah, look, she's faking.
Now she's got an Asian accent.

Girl.

When all else fails, go Asian.

-Follow this.
-Yeah.

What is this?

I know how
to handle my pussies.

[Jackson]
Cats out of the bag.

Cats out of the bag.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

That bitch is getting arrested.

Let's just call animal services
and get out of here.

[RuPaul]
What's your she-mergency?

[chatter]

Uh-huh.
If you don't mind me asking,

how are the tips over there?

[chatter]

Ooh, damn, girl.

I need to consider me
a new line of work.

All officers, reports
of two twerking girls fighting

near the Big Freedia Parkway.

Wait, two working girls?

No, two twerking girls.

They're performers.

They are indeed, my friend.

They are indeed.

[siren]

Now, young bitch,
I done told you.

Next time I see you I was
gonna slap you one good time.

Slap me for what, bitch?
I don't even--

Uh!

I done told you.

Now you better--oh!

Oh, now I'm old, bitch,
but I can get with you.

Is that all you got?

Ladies, we're gonna
back it up, ladies.

-Ladies, wait, wait, wait.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ladies, back it up now.

Listen, Officer,
I don't mean to be rude to you,

but this is my corner.

It's been my corner
for over 35 years.

I've twerked my ass
from that end to that end.

I've told this
box built bitch

not to come back over here
no more.

I just want her to leave,
Officer.

Do you guys know each other?

I never met her
in my whole booty-shaking life.

I just got back
from the Twerkus Girls,

from Barnum
and Booty-Shakum.

I dropped it low
around the world.

These young ho's
don't know none of the history

on what it is
to be a street twerker.

I got a YouTube channel
with lots of followers.

All right, ladies.

There's only way to settle this.

We're gonna have to see you
in action here.

I'm gonna have to get something
to prop myself up,

but I can still get down
with the git down.

Oh, oh, my back.
Hold on.

[chuckles]

I paid good money for it.
You're gonna slap it today.

-Ma'am, ma'am.
-You gonna slap it today.

-Ma'am.
-Slap it today.

[laughs]

Let me ask you something.

Have you ever thought
about retiring?

I didn't want to sit
on this corner

and twerk my whole life.

I threw my back out
seven times.

I get it.

But I have to keep these
fillings in my face correct.

I tried to join a Twerkus.

Since 1987,
these are how many times

I've filled out applications.

They never accepted me.

I met some man
named Marky Mark.

He gave me a position.

What? Are you kidding me?

What, do I look like
I kid you, baby?

Wait, do you have--

Do you know Marky Mark
or something?

You sleeping with him, too?

My dad, Mr. Wahlberg,

told me that he used to be
a rapper and his--

Marky Mark.

[Yvie] And his name is Mark.

Oh!

-[cries]
-Oh!

Wow.

Oh!

[cries]

[A'Keria]
Oh, it's my baby.

Can we twerk this out, mama?

Oh, it's my baby.

-Can we twerk this out, mama?
-It's my baby.

Officer, this is my child.

It's your mom.

I gave her up years ago.

[Jackson]
This is beautiful,

but you're both under arrest,
unfortunately,

so I need you
to gather up your things.

You want me to click back
too fast, I got to go.

-It's illegal.
-Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

Twerking is a blessing.

Twerking is a blessing, baby.

Mama, when we
get into the block,

we're gonna have to start
a twerk team.

No, ma'am.

Twerk team.

I'm trying to get it.

Damn, my back went out again.

Goddamnit, where's my cane.

Can I just get a snack?
My sugar low.

Oh!

Okay, okay, yeah,
we're gonna need some backup.

[A'Keria] No way!
You got to catch me.

We have a twerker on the loose.

She doesn't need that cane.

Yo. Oh, damn, they coming.

I am having a blast.

As a pageant girl,

I have to be poised
and so graceful,

and, girl, I can't even fart,

But obviously today
something has come over me,

and I allowed myself to be free

with a splash of foolishness.

Hey, sit down.

You cannot twerk and drive.

[A'Keria] Twerk it!

-Whoo-hoo.
-Give it to me, baby.

-Yes.
-No swimsuit this time.

And...pose.

[Yvie] Today is runway day,

and the runway theme
is Facekini.

It's based off
of RuPaul's iconic look.

You just have to serve
as much face as you can

with only showing
your eyes and lips.

[laughs]

Whew.

[Brooke Lynn] After yesterday,
there's a lot of nervous energy,

because we don't know

if we're being judged
as groups or as individuals.

So I don't think anybody
really truly feels safe,

except for probably Silky,

'cause she always
thinks she's safe.

Neen, how you feeling?

[Nina] I think this is gonna
be a tough elimination week.

There's four groups,

which means the percentage
is one out of four

that's going to be
in the bottom.

[Brooke Lynn] Of course,
Nina's overanalyzing everything,

as she does.

I love her,
but everything is like,

I think we're, I think we're,
I think we're gonna be okay.

Do you think
we're gonna be okay?

I hope that we did our job,
you know.

I know I gave it my all

and I had a lot of fun

and I feel like I really let go
and like got into it.

Yeah.

An actor Brooke Lynn is not.

But I switched roles with her

so she would feel
more comfortable.

In the scene,
I didn't get my cue line,

and it kind of threw me off
my game.

It feels like I was
tossed to the wayside

the second there was a glimmer
of success in the window.

I might get sued
for inappropriate touching.

[Nina] I'm not sure what's
going on with Brooke Lynn.

It sounds like I'm being bitter.
I'm not.

I'm really want to be clear.

I'm not trying
to take away from her,

but I'm hoping
it's not intentional.

Oh, my God.

[Shuga] Go on, Silky.

So we're all getting ready.

Some of us are painting
a full face,

some of us
just a little eye and lip.

And I'm noticing Silky,

she ain't even started
to paint her face.

Silky.

-[Vanjie] Silky.
-[Silky] What?

Why are you not
putting on makeup?

I don't need to do nothing
but a lip today.

Oh, okay.

[Shuga] You at least
gotta put something on.

If you have to lip sync, girl,

you can't be hiding behind
the mask, Valentina.

[Silky] I'm doing
a 10-minute mug today.

Did you finish your costume?

Let me do that.

[Yvie laughs]

Bitch,
it's a Facekini challenge.

My whole face is covered up.

And besides, no shade.

I don't think I'm
lip syncing for my life tonight

because of my performance.

[Yvie] Girl, we all look
like we're up in here

about to rob a bank.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

[cheers and applause]

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage, freeze, sucker.

[gasps]
Is this some kind of a bust?

I'll say.

[laughs]

Cheyenne Jackson.

Now, did any of my girls
try to cop a plea?

100% of them
tried to cop a feel.

[laughs]

And I liked it.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Hey, Fortune Feimster.

Now, have you recovered
from yesterday?

Girl, I am sitting
on a heating pad.

[all laugh]

And from Russian Doll,
Natasha Lyonne.

Now, are you ready to serve
some time with my girls?

Guilty as charged.

[all laugh]

This week,
we challenged our queens

to get busted
on the reality TV show LADP.

And tonight,
category is Facekini Fantasy.

[laughs]

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

♪ We got a mighty love ♪

[RuPaul] First up, Reverend
Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Michelle,
I think this is a raid.

[all laugh]

[Silky] I am wearing a sleek
and chic leather sportswear

with a beautiful
black facekini.

This look is simple
and elegant,

just to show off
this beautiful mask

that I've rhinestoned
and feathered.

[Fortune] Something's
bugging me about her outfit.

[Michelle] When the lights
come on, she scatters.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Natasha] My fair-skinned lady.

[Michelle] My foreskinned lady?

[all laugh]

[Shuga] My concept is based
off of a Victorian silhouette.

It's very My Fair Lady/
Oklahoma.

I'm feeling like
the cover of vintage Vogue.

[Fortune] I have that wallpaper
in my bathroom.

[RuPaul] You know,
everything looks better

through rose-colored fabric.

[Michelle] Yes.

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Natasha] That is a horse
I would like ride.

[Fortune]
Trojan, for your pleasure.

[Brooke Lynn]
I am a steampunk fantasy.

I'm wearing this gorgeous

hand-constructed
wire zebra mask,

and I feel like
a powerful warrior goddess.

[RuPaul] Why the long
facekini, Brooke Lynn?

Nina West.

Oh, my God, so gorgeous.

[Michelle]
Her nickname is Dot.

Her favorite dance
is the polka.

[all laugh]

[Nina] My runway look

is inspired by Glenda Bailey,

and also there's a nod
to A Clockwork Orange,

and maybe a little bit
of Mr. Peanut.

[laughs] My moustache.

I love, love, love my facekini.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] This look
really suits her.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Vanjie.

Oh, she's drop-dead
full gorgeous.

[Vanjie]
I'm robbing the sex store,

and I'm hitting the corner.

I'm looking good,

and I'm feeling snakeskin
dominatrix sex toy doll.

And I'm feeling my fantasy.

[Natasha] Rapunzel,
throw down your hair.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Cheyenne] Why's it gotta
be black...licorice?

[all laugh]

[Plastique] This look
is definitely a lot more edgy

than what I usually serve
on the runway.

More sex, more fetish.

I'm living my fullest
American Horror Story fantasy.

[Fortune]
Her mask looks like her face.

[RuPaul] It's more
of a face thong.

[Natasha] They only wear this

on the hottest beaches
in Brazil.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Natasha] Send me
the name of your surgeon.

[all laugh]

[A'Keria]
I'm fresh off the table, baby.

Nipped, tucked,
pumped, and plumped.

I got these lips bigger,
these cheekbones.

Feel these heels, this ass.

Ain't no waistline,
all booty and breasts.

And I even my knees tucked in.

[Natasha]
Eh, if you're going in,

you may as well
get it all done.

[RuPaul]
Somebody call her a lift.

[all laugh]

Yvie Oddly.

This is not
the Nickelodeon channel.

[Yvie]
Tonight I'm a slime monster

from the sexy Black Lagoon.

It's definitely leaning
towards like a Club Kid feel.

I have these sex toy lips

that you're supposed
to stick in your mouth

to keep you from giving
too much teeth.

Instead
I show nothing but teeth

because I love
a good old-fashioned grin.

[RuPaul] I'm pretty sure
she's a bottom feeder.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Welcome, ladies.

This week
you performed as pairs,

but tonight
you'll be judged individually.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Yvie Oddly.

Nina West.

Ladies, you are safe.

Thank you.

You may leave the stage.

Ladies, now it's time
to face the nation,

starting with the Reverend

Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

In the challenge,
you were really extraordinary.

You almost hit this Mike Leigh
level of rawness.

You were just like
so immediately believable

as somebody who was
going to be arrested.

[Fortune] You're so funny.

With comedy, you're
just somebody that has it,

and people want to watch you.

As far as being a scene partner,

there were times
that I couldn't hear Shuga

or times that I wanted the focus
to be on a her for a minute,

and then we'll come back to you.

But there wasn't much
give and take there.

Tonight on the runway
I do think that the idea is fun.

The roach with the--
you're a roach, correct?

A fly.

A fly with no wings is a roach.

I also thought maybe roach, too.

Are you wearing any paint
under that facekini?

A little bit.

What, just a lip?

Like lip, yeah,

because my eyes wasn't seen
when I put it on.

Well, I feel like
you could have,

because it's a drag show,

so we want to see
part of what you are under,

and I feel like
that's a cop out.

Up next, Shuga Cain.

I love what you're wearing
on the runway.

I think it's just great.

It's like
a Mary Poppins acid trip.

[laughs]

I see your beautiful kind of
rose colored paint through it,

with the sparkles on your eyes.

This is very pretty
and very finished.

Thank you.

But...

That was tough, that one.

You had to do that scene
with this crazy pad saleswoman.

And I saw
you trying to be present,

but I think what was missing

is I felt like Shuga
was being Shuga,

and I wanted you to be more
of this church woman.

Building that character
in advance

would have helped get
a little bit more leg room.

Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Hello.

You were really great
in this improv.

And when you said level four
vegan, was a really great line.

And I've never seen a tuck
that close.

Are you sure?

[all laugh]

You were able to use your body,

and I think for once,
you let go.

I sure did. [laughs]

So all those things

you say
you can't do in the past,

you just showed us
that you could.

-Thank you.
-Nina was awesome, too.

Yeah, she was.

I couldn't have done it
without her.

And your look is amazing.

You're like a glittery
zebra horse.

Your face paint
is fully tied in with it.

We can see that.

We can see your paint.
We can see the details.

That's what I
in particular look for.

[RuPaul] Up next,
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Very nice to see
something else on Vanjie.

I'm getting kind
of Mexican wrestler.

Just as long as you don't say
the "S" word...

[whispers]
Silhouette.

But I'm going to have
to say silhouette.

Oh, shit.

Because you're wearing a pair
of pants that have a stirrup.

-Who that is?
-Okay, that's the little strap

that goes under your foot.

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-You got one of those, right?

Yeah.

Because they make your leg
go tubular.

So instead of having shape
in your leg,

it looks like two tubes,

like the blow up people
outside of a car dealership.

Right. That.

But also part of the silhouette

could have been
a little bit of a boob.

You're padding in your hips,
so to balance it out,

in something like that
silhouette, it will help.

It didn't occur to me
there were no boobs involved.

You're like a very sexy robot.

Very sexy sort of
a robot nightclub

that I would love to go to.

And the collar, braid,
latex waving in the wind,

I think you look great.

[Cheyenne] In the improv,
you started like,

so pissed and so on 10,

there was nowhere to go.

Also it was really hard to hear.

[screaming]

Cops wise, you nailed it.

But it's also an acting scene,

and there was no way
for anyone to get in there.

With both of you,
it was a bit of a free-for-all.

Up next, Plastique Tiara.

Tonight on the runway,
you always look so pretty.

But I can't tell you
how much I wish

it was an actual latex facekini.

Because it's not
the full facekini

that I'm getting all the way
around, which was the challenge.

In the improv, when I gave you
the sobriety test,

and I gave you that silly count
and you actually did it,

but then added like
a cooter slam, it was awesome.

-Can you say that?
-I hope so.

I want to say it.
Cooter slam.

[Cheyenne]
That is what improv is,

and I wish that
there was more of that.

[Michelle]
And I found it interesting

that when you had
nowhere left to go,

you ended up
back in the Asian accent.

Don't you know that?

I didn't even know
I was doing it. Honestly.

That's like my real voice.

Well, no,
this is your real voice.

No, like, I didn't even notice
I was doing it.

Well, it happened again,

and I don't want you
to fall on a crutch,

because I feel like
you're more

than just being
an Asian stereotype.

Asian pride
and Asian stereotypes

are two different things, right?

We want you to stay
in Asian pride.

Up next,
A'Keria C. Davenport.

Well, A'Keria, you were
not afraid to get ugly.

You wore that Hillary Clinton
wig, and you had me laughing.

[Cheyenne]
Yeah, working with you

was one of the highlights
for me yesterday.

You really seemed to know
who this person was.

There's just a lot of confidence
and a lot of calm about you.

Fortune gave you
a couple of great funny things,

and you took it,
listened, and ran with it,

and that
is what is the whole deal.

And you always had
new bits happening.

You were even twerking
when he tried to cuff you.

I think you were even
crying and twerking.

[crying]

[all laugh]

And this unikini is fantastic,
and I know a few times

we've done the plastic surgery
story a lot on this runway,

but this
is a new interpretation.

It's almost marked off
like cows are for beef.

Mmm.

-Am I making you hungry?
-Yeah.

Since I've been here,

I was afraid to lose
that poised, elegant A'Keria.

But I finally realized,
you know,

that's the best part of it.

Yeah.

Like actually having fun.

Well, thank you, A'Keria.

Thank you.

[RuPaul] Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

The Reverend
Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

I loved Silky.

She was so great in her improv,

really funny,
a really good actress.

[Cheyenne] She was
really committed.

I physically could not
get her into the car.

[all laugh]
I wasn't acting.

I literally could not
get this bitch in the car.

-That's why I just sat on her.
-Yeah, no, I couldn't do it.

[RuPaul] Yeah, she was the one

who most I wanted to see
a sitcom based around her life.

As far as her look,

it was less of a facekini
and more of a ski mask.

I could tell
the minute she walked out

that there's no paint
under there.

And she should
at least have an outfit

that looks presentable
and elevated,

and this was kind of basic,
you guys.

[RuPaul] Shuga.

Her look
was one of my favorites.

I would have never thought

of a facekini
with a period gown.

It looked
really uncomfortable,

which always is a sign
that it looks good.

[RuPaul] Yes.

As far as the scene,

she sort of suffered
from just being unmemorable.

That's just what happens

when you go up against
a juggernaut like the Reverend.

But really she tried to bring it
and she just fell flat.

[RuPaul] Her story
didn't make sense to me.

She was the Reverend's wife
who died,

but she had a young lover,
and she was coming onto the cop.

I really couldn't follow it.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

On the runway, it was
a real show stopping moment.

Listen, I'm never going to say
that Brooke Lynn Hytes

is the best actress
out of all these queens,

but what I can say
is she delivered

unlike she's ever
delivered before

in this type of challenge.

It's a body,
and it is beautiful.

And it wasn't just
the physical comedy.

She was thinking of
really funny shit to say,

and that's what it was about.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Tonight on the runway,
she changed it.

I was really happy that she
didn't come out in a bodysuit.

However, the shape
was a little off.

I feel like there's something
kind of cool about it,

that it wasn't
a perfect blowup doll.

Like where the future is headed

with actual blowup sex robots
and everything.

You're obsessed with sex robots.

Thank you for following me
on Twitter.

Maybe it's hipper
somehow in the future

to not have a great, you know,
big boobs and a big ass.

Maybe it's a wrap
on all that.

We're moving on.
Who knows?

Acting challenge.

Yeah, that was a challenge.

It was really just--
it was all the same.

Oh, you slept with my man.

[Natasha]
It started so strong.

I mean, I was like
what a saucy little minx.

And then it just went nowhere.

But there's a great deal
of spunk there.

I think that's why
people really love her.

But she's gotta learn
how to harness that energy

and that charisma

so that it works
in a professional situation.

Plastique Tiara.

If she had really gone
full facekini,

it would have been awesome.

Also, I don't know
if you felt this,

in the challenge,

I could tell she just felt
very out of her league,

and really outside
of her comfort zone.

She was so afraid,

and you could feel it
in her body.

You could feel it,
she was clinging to my leg.

Yeah, maybe fell
the most flat for me

out of everybody that I saw,

the least dynamic
sort of change.

[RuPaul] When you do open mic
the first time,

you sort of rush through it
because you're so scared,

and you almost
don't want to be there.

That's the sense I got.

At one point, I couldn't wait
for the scene to be over.

Let's move on down

to the biggest surprise of
the night, A'Keria C. Davenport.

Yes, we've seen
this storyline before.

No, we haven't
seen it done like that,

including a facekini,
with sequins and rhinestones.

I hope to look like that
by the end of next year.

Oh, no, I truly believe
you will.

-Thank you.
-Absolutely.

In fact, I love
that she's having fun

with the whole
plastic surgery storyline,

because she makes no secret

over the fact that
she's been touched by an angel.

And I think A'Keria
should change her name

to Clit Eastwood,
because she made my day.

[all laugh]

She was joyous to watch.

Everything she committed to
paid off.

But I also
was genuinely relieved

to see her reunited
with her daughter,

because she had taken me
on that ride.

[all laugh]
Yes.

If Brooke Lynn is most improved,

then A'Keria's
best actress tonight.

[Cheyenne] It was genius.

I'm hearing we've got
the Marla Gibbs of drag

on our stage.
[all laugh]

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my jailbirds.

[RuPaul] Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

You're safe.

Thank you.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Girl, this week, you twerked
your way up into the top.

[laughs]

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Thank you.
[applause]

You've won two tickets

to Cirque du Soleil's
sexy adult cabaret Zumanity,

plus airfare and deluxe
Las Vegas accommodations.

You may join the other girls.

[applause and laughter]

Whoo!
Twerk my way to the top.

Brooke Lynn Hytes,
you're safe.

Thank you very much.

Shuga, this week
you did not take us to church.

Vanjie, your alley cat
fell flat.

Plastique, one word: me-ouch.

Shuga Cain...

You are safe.

[exhales] Shit.

You may join the other girls.

Vanjie, Plastique,
I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are up for elimination.

At this point, most of
my frustration is with myself.

Oh, I'm about
to start crying already.

Just frustrated
because I want to do good.

[sighs]

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

[Plastique] I'm not going home.

Not today.
Not tomorrow.

Not ever.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ So let me tell ya
about a player I know ♪

♪ Six foot four, 225 ♪

♪ He's all the way live ♪

♪ See, where I come from,
we like them like that ♪

♪ He don't talk smack,
he just twist caps off ♪

♪ See, that's the only kind
of dude I'm demanding ♪

♪ And every girl like me
understand it ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Wife beaters and jeans ♪

♪ Always in the trap ♪

♪ And he looks so mean ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Go on ahead, pretty ♪

♪ We don't like them there ♪

♪ Need something more realer ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ He knows
how to treat a lady ♪

♪ But he won't let you
get too rowdy ♪

♪ He stands up for himself ♪

♪ That's what I love
most about him ♪

♪ He's all I see
and all I need ♪

♪ And all that I want ♪

♪ And all that I'm used to ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Yes, I do, yes, I do ♪

♪ Wife beaters and jeans,
always in the trap ♪

♪ And he looks so mean ♪

♪ That's how I like it ♪

♪ Go on ahead, pretty ♪

♪ We don't like them there ♪

♪ Need something more realer ♪

♪ I need a hood boy ♪

♪ Hot boys, rock boys,
street boys, B-boys ♪

♪ Man, I love them boys ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I wanna bop with you ♪

♪ I wanna bop with you ♪

♪ I wanna ride with you ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies,
I've made my decision.

Vanjie, shantay you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

[applause]

Plastique Tiara, you, my dear,
are the real thing.

Now sashay away.

I've grown so much
from my time being here,

and you've shown me
how to be myself.

And for that, I thank you.

[applause]

[Shuga] We love you, girl.

[Brooke Lynn] Love you.

I would love
to make it to the end,

but I'm proud of myself.

For every little Asian kid
who thinks they're different,

I hope they can see
my story and relate.

And I really hope my family
accepts me for me.

No regrets.

[RuPaul]
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

Now remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

-Amen!
-All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

[RuPaul] Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be performing
in your very own magic show.

[cheers]

Aah!

Wow.

[cheers]

Bippity boppity bra.

Really, really epic.

Baby, you're a star.

You need to give us more,
or else it's done.

I feel like somebody
going to disappear tonight.

Abracadabra, bitch.

♪ To, to, to, to, to ♪

♪ To, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪
♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪