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Jonathan Walsh is an alien!
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Walsh wants to meet.
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I'm just gonna tell Ozzie everything.
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You promised to come alone.
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You're the reason I've got an
FBI agent following me around.
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We need to distract Alex
so I can sneak out.
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- Where's Ozzie?
- You compromised
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a criminal investigation,
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and you made me look like an idiot.
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- Terminate Walsh.
- I'll take care of the traitor.
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Get some sleep. Big day tomorrow.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Look what I got.
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- Doughnut?
- Ooh.
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Ahh.
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The smell of computers. I missed that.
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Hey, have at it, okay?
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Oh, uh,
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why are you in my office?
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Are you my new secretary?
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- This is my office.
- Uh, no. It's not.
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It's my office.
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It says so, right here on the door.
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Fired?!
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How is this the first
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I'm hearing of this?!
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Uh, we sent you an e-mail.
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I-I don't know if you know this,
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but you are firing a man
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whose girlfriend blew
up in front of him.
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I'm sorry, it's just not a good fit.
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I know what this is about.
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This is because I believe in aliens.
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This is discrimination!
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Nope. No. No, we made it
very clear in our e-mail,
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which was cc'd to HR and our legal team.
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This is only about your
negligence and incompetence.
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You took a week off
without telling anyone.
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Are you telling me that I'm
worse at my job than Karen,
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who can't open an attachment?
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Or Tom,
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who's an actual Reptilian?
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Waaaalsh!
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Oh, Jesus!
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How many guns does this woman own?
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Oh, My God.
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Did anyone follow you?
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Jesus, Jonathan. You look like shit.
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Yeah, yeah. Did anyone follow you?
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I told you, I lost Agent Foster.
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No. Someone else is after me.
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Wow. Somebody's paranoid.
Not everyone is after you.
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I didn't say everyone. I said someone.
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I'm sorry if I'm a little nervous.
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You're nervous? I'm the one in
a creepy cabin in the woods
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with a known fugitive.
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But, yes. I came alone, all right?
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Even though the group didn't want me to.
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Hell, Yvonne even put a gun
in this box of chocolates.
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Relax. I left it in the car.
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I gave them the best years of my life,
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and they kicked me to the
curb like I was nothing.
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You guys, Ozzie just texted me!
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- He's okay.
- Oh,
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and he's made contact with Walsh!
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Yeah, we know. We're in a group text.
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Walsh. This is all his fault.
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I mean, he took away
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the two most important
things in my life...
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Nancy and my job.
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And now he's interrupting my therapy.
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Richard, I understand why you
blame him for everything.
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But I think it would be helpful for you
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to take your hatred and
transform it into action.
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You mean "revenge"?
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Uh, well, to me,
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- the best revenge is a life well lived.
- No, don't do that.
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Let's brainstorm a little bit on that.
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How about taking a kickboxing class?
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- No.
- Or adopt a foster animal.
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- Bleh!
- Or you go see a cathartic dance show.
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Tomorrow night. 8:00 p.m.
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$5. Everybody should go.
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Performed... It's gonna
be performed by me.
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Yeah, something like that.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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But I-I don't see how
that gets my job back.
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How about this... What if you were to...
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put some of your grievances into writing
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- and mail them...
- To the Department of Labor?
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I was gonna say to yourself.
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Sometimes a little self-reflection
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can be very, very healing.
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No. Writing to yourself
is what crazy people do.
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"Many U.S. Presidents are considered"
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to have been Reptilian.
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"Most people don't realize
that Taft had a tail."
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I'm guessing he didn't.
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- Agent Foster.
- Tell me you got Walsh.
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I-I almost basically do, sir.
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There's a lot of qualifiers
in that sentence.
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Do we need to send somebody else?
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No, no, no. No. I've got...
I've got a plan.
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- I promise I'll get him.
- Okay. You've got 24 hours.
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I'll do it in 23, sir.
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23, then.
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23 hours? Idiot.
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Why'd you say that?
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Once that's in place, my
boss will open his computer.
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It will send a virus to
everyone in the company.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Is Richard
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just gonna hog the entire session?!
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I am sorry, but I was fired!
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And if I can't workshop
my plan for revenge here,
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- then where can I do it?
- Oh, hello, Agent Foster.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm sure you're all pretty
surprised to see me here
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after last night's karaoke fiasco.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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seeing you in that much pain
genuinely ruined my birthday.
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Yeah, well, you all
betrayed an orphan's trust.
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But I want you to know, it's
water under the bridge.
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Because I now realize why you did it.
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You do?
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You guys need answers from Walsh.
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And what's more, I realize
that Richard was right.
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Richard was right? About what?
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I've been right. What...
What was I right about?
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- That Walsh is a Reptilian.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've been doing a lot of research,
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and I'm sure I don't need
to tell Richard this,
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but he does fit the profile...
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Manipulative, emotionless,
sociopathic...
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Duplicitous, ego-driven. A life-ruiner.
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Yes, exactly.
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And it seems like sending
Ozzie off alone to find him
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was pretty foolish, guys.
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Dangerous, even.
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That's what I told them.
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I'd like to send him some backup.
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Do you guys know where he is?
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Hang on a sec.
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Just a few days ago, you
were rolling your eyes
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at my awesome alien experience.
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Now you're dropping mad
Reptilian knowledge?
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I'm honestly worried about Ozzie.
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And I'm starting to
feel like Richard and I
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are the only ones who actually
care about protecting him.
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That, and making sure Walsh
pays for his alien crimes.
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But if you don't know where he is,
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then I guess you don't know where he is.
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I don't know where he is, so, we...
we... You don't know.
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- No.
- We don't. Sorry. Can't help you.
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Well, then I guess Walsh wins.
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Come on, Richard.
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Hey, hey. No, no. A-Agent Foster!
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Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
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I think I know where Ozzie is.
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You do? Get in.
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I bet you have a lot of questions.
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Yeah, but one is more
pressing than the others.
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I guess I'll just ask.
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Was Richard correct about you?
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- A-Are you a...
- A billionaire?
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Philanthropist? Pisces?
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Yes, to all three.
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No. I know you're a jerk.
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Look, are you...
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Yes?
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...Reptilian?
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Oh, yes. I'm also that.
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You don't look it.
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Well, that's on purpose.
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Yeah, you're gonna need to show me.
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But if I show you what I really am,
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that's all you'll ever see me as.
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Maybe. But I need to see. I need proof.
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Okay, all right.
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We come in peace.
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Hey, I'm Snake Man.
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Are you a lizard, or are you a man?
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I like to think I'best of both worlds.
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Holy shit!
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Great news, sir.
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I found a courageous informant
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who's leading me straight to Walsh.
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Excellent work, Agent Foster.
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I look forward to seeing
Jonathan Walsh in cuffs
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in 20 hours.
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Yes, that's right, sir.
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Oh, the informant?
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He is a brave American.
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You know, courageous doesn't
even begin to describe this man.
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We're gonna bring down the
Reptilian agenda, sir!
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Medal of Honor?
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I will tell him.
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- Did you hear that?
- Yes, I did.
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"Richard Eugene Clancy Schultz.
American Hero."
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God, that has a nice ring to it.
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Mm-hmm.
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She found Walsh.
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I'm sending you her
GPS tracker info now.
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Aah! Daah!
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- Are you okay, dude?
- No, I'm not okay, dude!
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You're a freakin' alien!
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Should I put this back on?
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I-It seems like it's freaking you out.
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Yeah, I'm freaking out!
What the hell is going on?!
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Why did you take me? Why
did you take the group?
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Ooh, how do I explain this?
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You know how when you're doing
a science experiment...
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We were a science experiment?
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Yes. We needed a random
cross-section of subjects
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to test so that we could
learn about humans.
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Who is "we"?
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"We" is the alliance between
Reptilians, Whites, and Greys.
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We've been working... together
to take over your planet.
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Wait, like an invasion?
How much time do we have?
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Oh, no. We've already invaded you.
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Think about it... Monsanto,
your Presidents.
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We got you guys looking at
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tiny, little screens 20 hours a day.
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We've been subverting you from within.
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- That's phase one.
- Phase one?
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How many phases are there?
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- Just two.
- What is phase two?
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Is it, like, harvesting our organs?
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Is it mind control?
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Are... Are you depleting
our planet's resources?
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What? Maybe.
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We haven't gotten our orders yet.
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But, yes, historically,
phase twos don't end well.
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That's why I need your help, Ozzie.
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We need to stop it. You're
the only one I can trust.
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You've lied to me ever since I met you.
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You ruined my life, and
now you need my help?
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Yes?
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Look, I get that you
don't want to trust me,
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but, believe it or not,
we used to be friends.
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We were never friends.
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I hated you the first time I met you.
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And now I know the reason why.
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Do you remember when you
were in seventh grade
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and those kids stole your yo-yo?
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Why did those kids pick
on me and steal my yo-yo?
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I don't know.
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Some people are mean.
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You're not mean.
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Are we friends?
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- Excuse me.
- Uh, yeah?
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I think that yo-yo
belongs to someone else.
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No, it's mine.
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No, it's not.
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And you know what happens
to little kids who lie?
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What?
256
00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,263
Boo.
257
00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:01,981
Stay away from Ozzie!
258
00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,310
Unless you want to see me again.
259
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:17,102
- Did you ever get bullied after that?
- No.
260
00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:18,594
What about when you were
in journalism school
261
00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:20,651
and you were living in
that two-bedroom apartment
262
00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:22,993
on the water for $500 a month?
263
00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:24,282
You were my landlord?
264
00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:26,974
I sold that building for
a boatload of profit
265
00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:28,532
after you left.
266
00:11:29,031 --> 00:11:31,391
And I want to show you something.
267
00:11:31,803 --> 00:11:35,338
I've been carrying this
with me for 30 years.
268
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,446
I need your help, Ozzie.
269
00:11:42,488 --> 00:11:44,922
I want to blow the whistle
on this alien thing.
270
00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:47,634
You're willing to do that?
271
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,150
Over the years we abducted you,
272
00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:52,909
I started to feel empathy.
273
00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:55,900
You made me understand
what it means to be human.
274
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:59,108
So, yeah, I want to do that.
275
00:12:07,825 --> 00:12:10,192
Okay, so, what is the plan?
276
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,227
Um, do you have a spare gun?
277
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,830
I actually have a
compromised index finger.
278
00:12:14,832 --> 00:12:17,722
I usually fly solo, but
I'll need a partner now,
279
00:12:17,747 --> 00:12:18,980
so I'm gonna deputize you.
280
00:12:18,982 --> 00:12:20,965
- Raise your hand.
- Okay.
281
00:12:21,014 --> 00:12:22,213
Are you willing to do this?
282
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,825
Yeah. Anything for America.
283
00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:25,149
I hereby declare that...
284
00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:27,241
I hereby declare that I, Ri...
285
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,232
Wait. Ow! W-W-What are you doing? Ow!
286
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,865
I'm gonna leave you in
here while I arrest Walsh.
287
00:12:30,889 --> 00:12:31,928
Wait. Why?
288
00:12:31,953 --> 00:12:33,659
Because I'm an FBI agent and you're not.
289
00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:36,017
No, I'm the one who
brought you to Walsh.
290
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:38,067
It's only fair that I'm the
one who brings him down.
291
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,760
I'm doing this to protect you.
You did the right thing.
292
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:04,256
How do we blow this
incredibly weird whistle?
293
00:13:04,306 --> 00:13:06,072
Well, it won't be easy.
294
00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:07,362
You're not the only one
295
00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,701
who's working for a
Reptilian media mogul.
296
00:13:10,045 --> 00:13:11,532
- Rupert Murdoch?
- Uh-huh.
297
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:12,975
- Zuckerberg?
- Yep.
298
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,843
- NPR?
- We're everywhere.
299
00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:17,872
But there are other
Reptilians like me...
300
00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:19,858
Human sympathizers, who have gone rogue.
301
00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:21,553
We need to find them.
302
00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:24,014
Actually, I know another group
303
00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:25,600
who would like to expose the truth.
304
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,191
StarCrossed?
305
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:28,826
Do you think they would trust me?
306
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,217
I don't know.
307
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,174
Maybe I could do the
face thing for them.
308
00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:33,257
No! N-No.
309
00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:34,897
Look, I...
310
00:13:35,227 --> 00:13:36,726
You know what? I'll talk to them.
311
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:37,750
They trust me,
312
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,909
and I'll tell them to trust you.
313
00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:42,756
So, does this mean we're friends?
314
00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:47,820
Jonathan Walsh, you're under arrest.
315
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,476
I'm Special Agent Alex
Foster with the FBI.
316
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,691
Ozzie, step away. Walsh,
get on the ground.
317
00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:53,907
You said you weren't bringing her.
318
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,264
- I didn't.
- That's right.
319
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,055
The FBI doesn't always need help
320
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,290
when it comes to catching criminals.
321
00:13:58,314 --> 00:14:01,023
Alex, you don't understand. This
goes way deeper than Walsh.
322
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,195
We'll see how deep it goes
323
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,655
when I drag his white-collar
butt to prison.
324
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:08,086
It's too late. They already found me.
325
00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:10,345
That's right. I did find you.
326
00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:12,639
And there is something I've
been wanting to say to you
327
00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:14,729
for a very long time.
328
00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,071
You have the right to remain...
329
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:17,345
Alex, there's someone behind you.
330
00:14:17,369 --> 00:14:18,837
Oh, there's someone behind me, Ozzie?
331
00:14:18,861 --> 00:14:20,898
How stupid do you think I am?
332
00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:25,046
Pretty stupid. Okay, I'll take this.
333
00:14:26,577 --> 00:14:28,276
You don't know who you're messing with.
334
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,968
FYI, it's the FBI.
335
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,344
Okay, well, I'm a Russian
agent for the FSB.
336
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,739
And the oligarchs that Walsh ripped off,
337
00:14:35,952 --> 00:14:38,453
they want him back in Russia.
338
00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:41,875
_
339
00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:44,930
_
340
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,126
Russia's where you've been
hiding all your money, Walsh?
341
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:54,845
- No, that's not true!
- It is.
342
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,135
- What are you doing?
- And that's where he's gonna pay
343
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,618
- for his crimes.
- Come on, man.
344
00:14:57,643 --> 00:14:59,293
What the hell are you doing?
345
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:01,428
He's my collar. You have
no jurisdiction here.
346
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,806
_
347
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:07,806
_
348
00:15:08,892 --> 00:15:10,384
_
349
00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:11,892
_
350
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:13,524
_
351
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:15,494
_
352
00:15:15,578 --> 00:15:17,611
Un-cuff me immediately.
353
00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:20,314
Do you want to start
another Cold War, buster?!
354
00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,449
Shut up. Let's go.
355
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,133
Why would you take Ozzie?
He's not wanted for anything.
356
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:28,188
He's not wanted for anything...
in America.
357
00:15:28,329 --> 00:15:29,723
I've never been to Russia!
358
00:15:29,891 --> 00:15:31,992
We'll leave that for the
Russian courts to decide.
359
00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:36,163
This is so not good for
Russian-American relations!
360
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:43,203
Ozzie? Walsh?!
361
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,139
Who's that other guy?
362
00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:46,406
Aah!
363
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,208
They're getting away!
364
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:50,518
Ow! This hurts so much!
365
00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:17,104
Hey! Oh, thank God. Can you help me?
366
00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:18,546
Are you sure?
367
00:16:18,574 --> 00:16:20,941
I don't want to assume you
can't rescue yourself.
368
00:16:21,304 --> 00:16:22,640
I just said "help me."
369
00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:30,004
Wait. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on!
370
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:32,085
- You're liberated.
- Thanks.
371
00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:33,960
You're welcome, sister.
372
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:38,702
Nancy?
373
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:41,195
Nancy! I-I-It's Richard from group!
374
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,835
Please wave to me if that's you!
375
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:48,335
Hey, uh... murderer?
376
00:16:48,476 --> 00:16:50,944
Can I have a chocolate before I die?
377
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:53,073
Yeah, you can have a chocolate.
378
00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:56,374
Hey, Jonathan, can you pass
me one of those chocolates?
379
00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:57,695
A chocolate?
380
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,555
Yeah, one of Yvonne's chocolates.
381
00:17:00,683 --> 00:17:02,049
It's in that bag by your feet.
382
00:17:02,074 --> 00:17:03,940
Oh. Oh, yeah.
383
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:08,968
I'll take one of those chocolates...
384
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,191
and the gun.
385
00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:13,409
- Th-The gun?
- Slowly.
386
00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:22,234
And now I'll have one of
those chocolates, please.
387
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:23,904
No coconut.
388
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,325
Did I just see Nancy?
389
00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,209
Who? The woman with the axe.
390
00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:30,577
She looked like Nancy!
391
00:17:30,764 --> 00:17:32,412
But sh-she blew up.
392
00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:34,825
Well, then, we both
know that's impossible.
393
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,076
- Where'd they go?
- Maybe Gina's right.
394
00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:38,540
Maybe I'm just blaming Walsh
395
00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:40,936
for things that didn't really happen.
396
00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:43,457
Maybe Walsh is just a
charming, good-looking man.
397
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,748
A charming, good-looking
criminal, Richard.
398
00:17:45,777 --> 00:17:46,810
Now focus!
399
00:17:52,479 --> 00:17:54,501
Just a little bit further.
400
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,674
To your deaths.
401
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,348
- Ozzie, yell at me.
- What?
402
00:17:58,374 --> 00:17:59,861
Yell at me, and then punch me.
403
00:17:59,886 --> 00:18:01,052
Just follow my lead.
404
00:18:01,116 --> 00:18:02,782
This is all your fault!
405
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,799
What? You're the reason I'm here,
406
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:07,332
you scaly, billionaire asshole!
407
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:09,390
Oh, yeah? Well, you're
a hipster asshole!
408
00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:11,836
And your abduction is the most
interesting thing about you.
409
00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:14,331
You think you're so fancy
with your pour-over coffee
410
00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:15,288
and your fixed-gear bike?
411
00:18:15,313 --> 00:18:17,801
- Well, you're not.
- Well, you suck as an alien
412
00:18:18,047 --> 00:18:20,213
and you suck even more as a human being.
413
00:18:20,262 --> 00:18:21,965
Well, at least my parents
aren't divorced.
414
00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:23,862
Ohh!
415
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:25,683
Just shoot this human now.
416
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,206
- I will, but...
- No. Shoot him.
417
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,218
- He's the traitor.
- Don't tell me how to do my job.
418
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,277
- Ozzie, now!
- I want you to...
419
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,569
Agh!
420
00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:46,599
Is it possible my marriage
was just falling apart?
421
00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:48,912
That it was my fault? That
I was never abducted?
422
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,565
Richard, pull it together.
423
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,203
Okay, I'm coming to a fork in the road.
424
00:18:52,228 --> 00:18:53,393
Should we go left or right?
425
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,537
"Two roads in the woods, diverged,
426
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,512
and I took... I took the road less..."
427
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,103
Richard! The left!
428
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:01,334
Or maybe it's right.
429
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,134
Please don't leave me in here!
430
00:19:14,794 --> 00:19:16,629
Hang on, hang on. Let's talk about this.
431
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,801
No. You betrayed us.
432
00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:20,237
And you got weak, Walsh.
433
00:19:21,419 --> 00:19:23,086
And the weak must die.
434
00:19:42,521 --> 00:19:44,145
Ozzie?
435
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,216
Ozzie, what happened? Are you okay?
436
00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:48,646
Walsh. Where's Walsh?
437
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:51,145
It's... It's just us.
438
00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:53,119
Trust Walsh.
439
00:19:53,231 --> 00:19:55,020
Ozzie, it's okay. I'll get help.
440
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:56,981
He has the truth.
441
00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:59,428
Find the others.
442
00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,148
Ah.
443
00:20:17,643 --> 00:20:19,245
Ozzie?
444
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:23,269
Ozzie?!
445
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:41,235
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