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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:02,100 Previously on October Road... 2 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,700 How long have you two been a two some? 3 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,600 - Why, you think it's a mistake? - Thought she had better taste. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,600 I haven't left this house in five years. 5 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,300 - Help me understand. - Right now I'm fine. 6 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,800 Now my heart's starting to race. Chest about to explode. 7 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:14,500 Okay, that's enough. I understand. 8 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,400 My Alison and Ikey-- they've been together. 9 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,300 We don't work together. We're not friends. 10 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:20,500 We're done. 11 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,200 Will you marry me, Hannah Jane? 12 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,000 I want you to give us a chance, you know. 13 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,600 Everything about this place reminds me of my mother-- 14 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,100 her memory. The pain of it kept me away. 15 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,400 Time to batten the hatches, western mass. 16 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,000 Santa's not the only one coming to town. 17 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,700 A nor'easter's headin' our way. 18 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,400 Know what that means? Lots and lots of snow. 19 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,700 Hey, if anyone knows what the heck it means 20 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,400 to "batten the hatches," please give us a call. 21 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,300 Have a holly, jolly Christmas 22 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,400 it's the best time of the year 23 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:54,400 I don't know if there'll be snow 24 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,200 But have a cup of cheer 25 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,700 Have a holly, jolly Christmas 26 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,700 and when you walk down the street... 27 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,800 - Thanks for meeting me, man. - Yeah. 28 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,600 - It's been rough lately. - Yeah? 29 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,500 Holidays-- you know what they do? 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 They shine a light on where you're at-- 31 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,600 who you're buying gifts for, who you're getting 'em from. 32 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,800 Everyone makes a list, checks it twice, 33 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,200 - sees what goes on... - You working the storm tonight? 34 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,000 It's either that or drinking virgin eggnog with my mom. 35 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,800 - What? - She don't drink during the holidays, 36 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,900 not since the Christmas tree fire of '96. 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,800 Oh, yeah. 38 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,900 Be right back. 39 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,000 Hey. What's with the luggage? 40 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,900 So you movin' in here, or what? 41 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:44,400 No. Heading back to Cali, but I promised my brother 42 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,100 I'd bring him back home the best buffalo wings in the East Coast. 43 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,800 You ever consider sticking around Knights Ridge for the holidays? 44 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,000 I mean, nobody does Christmas like the Ridge. 45 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,400 The singing, the fruitcake... the revelry. 46 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,600 Have you always been, like, Christmas guy? 47 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,900 'Cause it doesn't really jive with the whole New York, 48 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,400 tortured artist, gray overcoat persona. 49 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,200 Are you kidding? I love Christmas. 50 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,600 Growing up, my mom did it like nobody else. 51 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:07,900 Everything was special-- 52 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,200 the food, the decorations, the presents. 53 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,800 How old were you when she died? 54 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,900 Uh... 16. 55 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,500 Yeah, actually, it wasn't long after Christmas of that year. 56 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,900 You said that it was an aneurysm, right? 57 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,900 Yeah, yeah, um.... 58 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,500 she and my dad were watching "Casablanca" on the couch, 59 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,800 and then my dad got up to get more nachos, and... 60 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:34,300 when he came back, she was gone. 61 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,300 No, the good news is, you know, she never knew what hit her. 62 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,900 And my dad always took comfort in-- in knowing that 63 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,800 the last thing that she saw was Bogart kissing Bergman. 64 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,800 Well, who could ask for more, I guess, right? 65 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,400 Here you go. All set. 66 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,800 Well, off to a snowless Christmas. 67 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:56,500 Enjoy your snowman made of sand and tears. 68 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,000 You know, it has snowed on Christmas in California. 69 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,700 - Right. - It has. 70 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,700 In fact, I have a feeling's going to this year. 71 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,400 Okay, it's a bet. If it snows in California, I'll give you-- 72 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,200 - A pony. - A... really? 73 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,900 I've always wanted a pony named Ginger. 74 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,800 Oh, okay, pony named Ginger. 75 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:18,800 - But if it doesn't snow-- - You buy me a drink when I get back. 76 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,300 Whoa. How is that a good bet for me? 77 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,500 - 'Cause either way, I lose. - You think? 78 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,200 I see it like if I win, I get a pony, 79 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:28,400 and if you win, you get to drink with a thoroughbred. 80 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,300 - Have a good trip. - Thanks. 81 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:34,500 34 degrees and dropping like dollars in the Big Dig. 82 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:38,100 Bundle up, people. This storm is gonna be chilly. 83 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:43,500 Hey, where's the baboon dressed as Santa ornament? 84 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,500 You know Caitlin likes to hang that one herself on Christmas morning. 85 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,400 Well, at least some things around here will be the same for the kids. 86 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,100 I wanted to try and make things as seamless and painless for them as possible. 87 00:03:56,100 --> 00:04:00,000 You have an interesting definition of "seamless" and "painless." 88 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,200 Okay. 89 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,200 I'll come over Christmas morning and spend it with the kids. 90 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,700 You can take Christmas eve. 91 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,200 Can't we be civil enough to spend all of Christmas together with the kids? 92 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,400 I don't know. 93 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,900 What's funny? 94 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,800 - It's ... nothing. - Oh, no, tell me. 95 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,100 Everything's crumbling as we face our first Christmas as a broken family, 96 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,900 and you're smiling? 97 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,800 It's just, you... 98 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,700 you have gingerbread on your lip. 99 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,800 Let me get it. 100 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,500 Well, you won't have to dream about a white Christmas this year. 101 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,400 We've got a big one coming. 102 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,400 Well, that was seamless. 103 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,700 And painless. 104 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,400 I don't know. Maybe I should have gone with Graham Cracker. 105 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,500 The twins love Graham Cracker, but my mom likes old school. 106 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:17,400 Tell me we are not about to relive the great chicken stock debate of 90 minutes ago. 107 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,700 I know. 108 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:23,800 I'm crazy, but I'm cooking for eight people. 109 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,700 I'm overwhelmed. 110 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,300 At least all my Christmas presents are done. 111 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,900 Speaking of which, I meant to ask you-- 112 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,400 - what did you get Eddie? - What did I get Eddie? 113 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,600 Just the best present ever. 114 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,200 How do you describe this present? 115 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,900 Let's just say nobody else should bother exchanging presents. 116 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,000 - That's how good it is. - Whoa. 117 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:48,000 I can't believe you're actually trash-talking Christmas presents. 118 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,600 What is it? 119 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,600 You're not gonna tell me? 120 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,900 I told you what kind of pie crust my mom likes. 121 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:58,000 And we both know that's a secret I've been chasing after for years. 122 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,600 Last one. Can I go wrap presents now? 123 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,500 No, we got salted butter. 124 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,900 I need unsalted butter for the pies! 125 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,200 Sal's deli. 126 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,500 Open till 4:00. 127 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,700 Unsalted butter. Stat. 128 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,700 It's not too late to, uh, trim the guest list. 129 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,600 Bet your parents haven't left from the Cape yet. 130 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,300 No, I've always wanted to do this-- 131 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,500 the big dinner, all the kids running around, 132 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,900 my parents... 133 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,900 I just want it to be perfect, so it's a lot. 134 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,400 Are you sure you don't want to tell me what you got Eddie? 135 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,700 You know, best friend stamp of approval? 136 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,700 Not necessary, but I will say this-- 137 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:42,400 it is going to be life-changing in the best possible way. 138 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,600 So she wipes the gingerbread off my lip, 139 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,200 and the next thing I know, we're makin' out. 140 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,500 Explain to me again how gingerbread, 141 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,100 the most innocent baked good in history, leads to sex. 142 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,500 Most likely, it was the rum-laced eggnog. 143 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,700 Here. 144 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:05,000 All I know is it's the first time I looked at Alison 145 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,900 - without seeing the ghost of Ikey. - That's a step. 146 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,400 That might be the sorriest-looking tree I've ever seen. 147 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:18,000 It's got a bald spot and maybe tennis elbow. 148 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,600 It was the last one on the lot, and I like it. 149 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,900 Anyway, I decided I'm gonna do Santa for the kids, 150 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,700 head over there tonight with a bagful of presents. 151 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,500 Does the commander still have that Santa suit 152 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,800 he used to wear when we were little? 153 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,000 - The one with the candied yam stains? - Yeah. 154 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,400 We could look for it. I gotta find decorations, anyway. 155 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,700 It could be big for you, huh? 156 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,900 Like, reunion big. 157 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:43,000 I just know I don't want to be mad anymore. 158 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,300 I'm tired of being mad. 159 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,700 Hey, dad, what was the name of that song 160 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,200 that you and mom danced to that last Christmas? 161 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,400 What are you doing? 162 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,100 Putting up a tree. 163 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,200 Well, I can see that. 164 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,500 Didn't you ever think there wasn't a tree for a reason? 165 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,600 I just assumed you guys didn't have any stuff around 166 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,500 'cause it was just you and Ronnie, but... 167 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,300 - you know, now that I'm back-- - We don't do Christmas. 168 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,700 Why not? 169 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,700 It upsets your brother. 170 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:20,600 It, uh, reminds him, you know? 171 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,300 It does? 172 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,500 I had no idea. 173 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,300 Maybe if you asked a few questions before you went out 174 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,100 and bought this sorry-looking tree. 175 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,700 It was the last one on the lot. 176 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,000 And now it's the last one in the living room. 177 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,600 Get it out of here before your brother gets home. 178 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,800 I can't believe I don't get to meet your parents tonight. 179 00:08:56,900 --> 00:09:01,100 And I can't believe you made a reindeer out of a soda can. 180 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,700 He's beautiful. 181 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,300 He? 182 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,400 Santa's reindeer are all male. 183 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,300 Are not. 184 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,800 They have strong, masculine names, like Dancer, 185 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:15,800 - Dasher, Prancer, Comet-- - Nope. No sale, bub. 186 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,300 Male reindeer lose their antlers long before december 25th, 187 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,700 while females retain theirs until january. 188 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:22,900 So? 189 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:28,100 So the reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh are always shown with antlers, which 190 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,400 - makes them female. - See now I could argue that, 191 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,200 and could get into this whole disputation on 192 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,600 gender bias and caribou, or I could simply rejoice in the fact 193 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,700 that my girlfriend possesses that kind of arcane knowledge. 194 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,600 And I could rejoice in the fact that you just called me your girlfriend. 195 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,100 Well, you are. 196 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,400 You are the wind beneath my hooves. 197 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,400 Maybe I should bail on Vermont. 198 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:02,200 Maybe I stay here, meet your folks... 199 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,100 Maybe we get snowed in. 200 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,100 Oh, how cool would it be to have a legit reason not to leave the house? 201 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,900 Yeah... 202 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,700 but, uh, it sounded like your aunt and uncle really wanted to see you. 203 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,000 It's true. 204 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,500 You should probably hit the road before the storm starts. 205 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Yeah. 206 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:25,800 Well, I gotta say, Phil, your parents must be pretty great. 207 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:29,400 I mean, most of the time it's the kids who fly home. 208 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,400 - It's nice that they get you. - Definitely. 209 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,600 Merry Christmas. 210 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,900 Call me when you get there, okay? 211 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,400 - Okay. - Okay. 212 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,500 - I'll see you in a couple days. - All right. 213 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,300 Drive safe. 214 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,900 - She gone? - She's gone. Let's get to work. 215 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,700 Oh, hey. 216 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,400 I was just, uh, just taking this out. 217 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,600 Uh, I'm no expert, but being that it's Christmas eve, 218 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,100 isn't it supposed to go the other way? 219 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:32,200 Yeah, but dad told me about your thing with Christmas, so I was just... 220 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,300 - trying to respect that, you know? - What's my thing with Christmas? 221 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,600 I got a thing with Christmas? I love that I got a thing with Christmas. 222 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,600 What... you don't like it. 223 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,800 I don't... well, I don't really remember much about it. 224 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,300 I mean, we haven't-- 225 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,300 we haven't celebrated since... you know. 226 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,100 So Christmas doesn't upset you? 227 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,100 The memory of mom? 228 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:59,600 Truth is, I-I don't really remember much about mom. 229 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,300 I try to. 230 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,900 I mean, I look at old pictures, but it... 231 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,100 it's weird, huh? 232 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,200 I don't understand. Why would dad lie? 233 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,100 I don't really talk about that sort of stuff. 234 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,000 I mean, maybe he just assumed. 235 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:18,200 No, it wasn't an assumption. It was more like a declaration. 236 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,000 Well, if it doesn't bother you, 237 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,100 maybe we can bring this tree back inside. 238 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:27,500 - Nicky, this tree is-- - It was the last one on the lot. 239 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,700 Really? 240 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,400 I'm surprised they had such a nice one left. 241 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,100 I hope you said being the lead architect 242 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,600 qualifies you to make those decisions. 243 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,800 No, what I said was, "if you don't agree to new hardwood, 244 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,700 "in three months, you're gonna have a bathtub in your living room." 245 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,600 How did you tell him? 246 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,500 You don't speak italian. 247 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,100 Oh, I always have a translator when I work in Europe. 248 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,500 A translator. 249 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,200 Imagine that, Lynn. Your son has a translator. 250 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,400 How do you say, "you make me very proud" in italian? 251 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,400 You-a make-a me very-a proud-a. 252 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,500 - Oh. - Excuse me. 253 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,200 - Surprise! - Uh, hi. 254 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,600 What are you doing here? 255 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,900 The roads were getting really bad, so I turned around and... 256 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 What's going on here? 257 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,200 Mom, dad... 258 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,900 I'd like you to meet someone. 259 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,800 I don't know. 260 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,800 I mean, maybe dad lied because he doesn't like Christmas. 261 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,300 Dad loved Christmas. 262 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:11,400 He and mom had this one song that they danced to the last Christmas. 263 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,100 - You don't remember? - I kind of remember them dancing, 264 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,100 but I don't remember a song. 265 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,300 Man, I wish I knew the name of it. 266 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,500 I remember how if dad was upset about something-- 267 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,300 work, whatever, some bonehead he had to deal with, 268 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,300 mom always said the one thing that made everything okay. 269 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,700 How great is that? 270 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,600 Find the person who says the one thing that makes it better. 271 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,500 Here you go. 272 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:54,700 I'm sorry we didn't get anything for you, dear, but as I mentioned, 273 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,500 we didn't know that Philip was seeing anyone. 274 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,800 That's okay. 275 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,400 Christmas is all about learning new things. 276 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,000 I'm gonna go get some more desert wine. Anyone else want anything? 277 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,300 - I'm good. - No, not for me. Thank you. 278 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,600 All right. Open. 279 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,600 Hey, what, uh... what are you doing here? 280 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,900 Truthfully? 281 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,700 Having my mind blown. 282 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,800 - You met the parents. - I did. 283 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,500 How is it possible they have no idea he's a shut-in? 284 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,900 - Phil's resourceful. - And you help him. 285 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,200 Well, it's not a regular thing. Just around Christmas. 286 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,000 Yeah, don't you just love this time of year? 287 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,200 Throw a yule log on the fire, put the poinsettias on the hearth, 288 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,800 - lie to your loved ones. - It's not a total lie. 289 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,900 Phil was planning on becoming an architect before all this happened. 290 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,400 - Ski goggles. - Perfect! 291 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,800 - Ski goggles? - Oh, he-- 292 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,900 he didn't tell you about our trip to the Alps last year? 293 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,900 I gotta run. I just came by to get their bags out of the car. 294 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,300 Whatever, dude. 295 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,200 - What's that? - It's from ma to dad. 296 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,800 "Well, we made it to Christmas. Who would have thought? 297 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,000 Caroline." 298 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,800 What do you think that means? 299 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,600 - I don't know. - You don't 300 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,000 think that they were having problems? 301 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,500 - What do you mean? - I mean they... 302 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,100 "made it to Christmas." 303 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,300 Doesn't that sound a little grim? 304 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,400 Okay. Ready? 305 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,100 Open it. 306 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,200 I didn't know we were doing this now. I don't even have your present with me. 307 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,800 That's okay. 308 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,000 Remember you told me how when Rocket died, 309 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,800 the hardest part for you was plowing 310 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,500 because he was always by your side? 311 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,000 Middle of the night, you two and the snow? 312 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,700 You got me a dog? 313 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,100 You got me a dog. 314 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,100 You don't... 315 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,100 It's not, um... 316 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:10,600 A dog is a-- is a tremendous responsibility, Janet. You don't... 317 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,000 I mean, you can't just give someone a dog. 318 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,400 Well, I figured because you had a dog and, you know-- 319 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,000 I didn't have a dog. I had Rocket. 320 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,200 And there's a reason that I-- that I didn't replace Rocket. 321 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,900 It's because he couldn't be replaced, 322 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 at least not until I'm ready, and... 323 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,300 I'm not ready. 324 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,500 I'm sorry. 325 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,400 I didn't mean it as a... 326 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,200 I can take him back. 327 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,600 What-- where did you get this dog? 328 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,500 Monk McGillicuddy came into the bar last week with a litter of puppies. 329 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,600 Monk McGillicuddy, who set fire to the church our senior year of high school? 330 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,400 Um, I guess. Why? 331 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,600 No reason except that, uh, this is not a puppy. 332 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,600 What do you mean, it's not a puppy? 333 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,200 - It's a wolf. - What do you mean, it's a wolf? 334 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,900 I mean, it's a wolf. 335 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,800 - I got you a wolf? - Yeah. 336 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,600 You got me a wolf. 337 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,600 You got him a wolf! 338 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,900 - I got him the worst gift ever. - No, a dog is the worst gift ever. 339 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,300 A wolf... 340 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,900 I don't even know how to respond to that. 341 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,400 It's not funny. 342 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,100 He got mad at me. 343 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,700 About the dog or the wolf? 344 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,000 First about the dog, then about the wolf. 345 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,400 - Where is the wolf now? - In my garage. 346 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,900 - Doing what? - I don't know. 347 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,300 I just hope he doesn't huff and puff and blow my house in. 348 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,900 Or worse, try on your grandma's clothes 349 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,000 and wait for little red riding hood to come by. 350 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,900 Sorry, she was... Janet gave her... 351 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,600 forget it. Oh. 352 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,500 Forgotten. 353 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,400 So listen, change of plans. 354 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,600 Unfortunately, Christine's being very difficult. 355 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,500 She's insisting I bring the twins tonight instead of tomorrow. 356 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,800 - Ray, it's Christmas eve. - I know, but... 357 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,700 there's the roofing emergency I need to deal with at the rec center, 358 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,000 so I figured, you know, it's better to give in. 359 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,800 Besides, it'll be easier on you-- less work without them. 360 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,200 I guess. You'll be back soon? 361 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,500 Yeah, I won't be late. Mmm, I promise. 362 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,300 - Bye, Janet. - Bye. 363 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,100 Okay, I just-- I- I have to get him something new. 364 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,000 Erase the memory of the wolf. 365 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,500 I'll get him the opposite of a wolf-- a sheep. 366 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,300 - I'll buy him a sheep. - Okay, we need to... 367 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,000 - relax. - Relax? 368 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,400 Have you ever gotten a guy a wolf? 369 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:47,500 I haven't gotten a guy a wolf, which is why I'm the person to listen to right now. 370 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,900 Okay, thought I didn't need help. 371 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,500 I need so much help. 372 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,600 - What do I do? - Nothing. 373 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,000 You wanna know the opposite to getting someone a wolf? 374 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,600 You play it cool. 375 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,500 - You wait it out. - What if I really messed up? 376 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,700 He seemed so upset. 377 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,700 I upset him. 378 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,500 What if he's rethinking everything? 379 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,600 Look, I don't know what Eddie's thinking right now, 380 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,100 but sometimes people screw up, and sometimes they... 381 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,500 they buy each other wolves. 382 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,800 It happens. 383 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,700 And if it's not something he can handle, you should find out now, 384 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,700 because if there's one thing I can promise you, 385 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,400 every relationship has its share of gift wrapped wolves. 386 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,400 I thought I told you to get rid of that. 387 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,900 You also told me Ronnie hates Christmas. 388 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,400 My mistake. 389 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,900 What was going on with you and mom her last Christmas? 390 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,500 Were you having problems? 391 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,800 Where did you get this? 392 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:15,100 Is that the real reason why you don't do Christmas? 393 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,200 Because you and mom were having problems and... 394 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,700 - it's too painful? - I don't want to talk about it. 395 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,400 Oh, you don't want to talk about it, right, so it never gets talked about? 396 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,900 - Yeah, that's pretty much it. - I have a right to know. 397 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,600 Oh, you have a right. What right do you have? 398 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,400 Because I have my own life 399 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,300 and my own ideas, and they're my memories, too, dad. 400 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,300 If, for some reason, I don't have the full story, well... 401 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,000 Your mother and I had some trouble. 402 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,500 Yeah, that's right. 403 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,200 - Is that what you want? - Look, I just want the truth. 404 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,900 The truth is... 405 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,100 I told you I didn't want to do Christmas! 406 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,400 - Can't you grasp-- - I can't find the old Santa suit anywhere. 407 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,300 Do you have any idea where it is? 408 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400 There's one place I didn't look yet. 409 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,600 Listen, dad... 410 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,700 Dad! 411 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,400 The white chocolate mousse on the top is an experiment, 412 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,400 - so I can't vouch for its consistency. - Oh, I'm sure it's delicious. 413 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,800 So... pizza delivery. 414 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,500 That sounds like a helpful job, while you're in school. 415 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,200 What do you plan to do afterwards? 416 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,000 I'm not really sure. 417 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:40,900 Lately, I've been making jewelry and housewares out of found objects. 418 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,600 - Come again? - Take, like, 419 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:45,400 a shopping list someone left on the floor in a supermarket, 420 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,100 something forgotten-- I laminate it and turn it into a bookmark. 421 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,300 Um, not just bookmarks, though. Lots of stuff. 422 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:59,000 I turned an old lobster trap into a coffee table with lobster bibs as place mats. 423 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,200 Art is everywhere-- I mean, even in mundane things. 424 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:07,100 I wanna try to elevate the simple and overlooked 425 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,200 into something unique and interesting. 426 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,500 Lynn, isn't there an empty bag of potato chips in the car? 427 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,200 Maybe we should bring it in and get ourselves a tea tray. 428 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,100 No. Just ignore him. 429 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,000 - That's fine. - She knows I'm kidding, don't ya? 430 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,100 Look. 431 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:25,000 - A telescope. - Dad. 432 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,100 You know, people take different paths to find out what they want to do. 433 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,400 Someone like Phil-- he just was lucky 434 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,300 in that he knew what he wanted to do from an early age. 435 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,900 - Yeah. - It's not like that. 436 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,300 And who knows? That $5 million home Philly's building in Aspen 437 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,000 might just need a doorstop made out of a cereal box. 438 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,500 - Dad... - Relax, Philly. 439 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,700 - We're playin', right, sweetie? - Sure. Fun times. 440 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:56,700 Well, in that case, um, check this out. 441 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,700 An edible paperweight. 442 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,000 I haven't left the house in six years. 443 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:07,900 It's true. 444 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,300 Six years. 445 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,700 Shut-in. 446 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,100 Me. 447 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,500 - What do you mean? - What I just said. 448 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,800 Six years. I'm not an architect. 449 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,600 I do not have a translator. I am the neighborhood weirdo. 450 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,500 My greatest accomplishment-- 451 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,800 when the kids on this block play catch, 452 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,800 if a ball rolls onto our lawn, they leave it there, 453 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,500 because they're too scared to retrieve it. 454 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,700 Why didn't I get chains? 455 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,000 After the towers fell, 456 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,900 I sat inside, 457 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,800 watching everything I could, reading everything I could. 458 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,600 I didn't leave. 459 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:53,000 And the more I didn't leave, the more I couldn't leave. 460 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:57,100 It's hard to explain, and I know it's hard to understand. 461 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,800 I'm gonna give you a dose of reality, 462 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,400 because obviously no one else around here wants you to have one. 463 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,400 You know what it sounds like? It sounds... 464 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,200 like you're a coward. 465 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,100 - Randall-- - No, he's right. 466 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,200 I am. 467 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:19,100 I... I just don't understand why you lied to us. 468 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,900 You wanted an architect. 469 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:24,800 So... every Christmas I give you an architect. 470 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:31,000 - But why? - I didn't wanna disappoint you. 471 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:36,400 - And now... - Oh, sweetheart, you don't understand. 472 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,400 We're not disappointed in you. 473 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,000 We're disappointed for you. 474 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,400 Hey! You think Alison will like this? 475 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,700 I want 'em all to be surprised, but not in a bad or a weird way. 476 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,300 I think I'll just walk in and-- and say, "ho-ho... 477 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,200 ho." 478 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,500 Look what I found in the pocket of the candied-yam-stained Santa suit. 479 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,100 Merry Christmas to all... 480 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,100 to all, a good night. 481 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,100 Merry Christmas, Owen. 482 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,400 This was it. 483 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,600 This it that song-- 484 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,400 the one you danced to. 485 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,100 Yeah. I remember that. 486 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,100 I knew it was a mistake getting him that camera, Car. 487 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:18,200 Well, this way, you guys will always remember never to forget. 488 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:43,900 I love you. 489 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,400 This way, you guys will always remember never to forget. 490 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,300 You weren't having any problems in your marriage. 491 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,700 She knew she was gonna die. 492 00:28:58,300 --> 00:28:59,700 Didn't she? 493 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,500 What? 494 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,200 That's what "we made it to Christmas" meant. 495 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,700 She knew? 496 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,000 We both knew. 497 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,200 But how? The aneurysm came out of nowhere, right? 498 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,600 No. It wasn't. 499 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,600 It was a... condition. 500 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,200 It was inoperable. 501 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,600 When we found out, the doctor told us it was just a matter of time... 502 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:37,100 and that we should consider ourselves lucky 503 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,700 if she made it to Christmas. 504 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,100 Was she scared? 505 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,700 You knew that... 506 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:51,100 she was gonna die, and... 507 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,500 - you didn't tell us? - She didn't want you to worry. 508 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:59,800 So you let us walk around, not knowing that our mother could die in any second? 509 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:02,100 We made a choice. You were kids. 510 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,000 I was 16! No! 511 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,400 No. 512 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,600 You okay? 513 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,900 Not really. I'm stuck in the snow. 514 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,500 My phone won't work. 515 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,600 My kids are with my mother, and, uh... 516 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,100 I need to get home. 517 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,900 Uh, I got my truck. 518 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,700 - I'm not getting in your truck. - Alison, it's Christmas eve. 519 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,900 You're stranded. Let me give you a ride. 520 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,100 If Ray doesn't make it home in time, 521 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:50,000 it might be you and me having Brandy and cigars after dinner with my dad. 522 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,200 Sure. 523 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,000 I'll be back soon. 524 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,600 I'm going to Doodie's to drop off his present. 525 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,700 Now? 526 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,700 - It's snowing pretty heavy out there. - It's three blocks. 527 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,800 Okay, fine. Just be back soon. 528 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,600 Hello? 529 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,100 Oh, sure. 530 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:13,700 Hang on a sec. 531 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,600 It's him. 532 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:19,100 Attempt to be cool. 533 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,600 Hello? 534 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,600 Hi, Eddie. 535 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000 Now? 536 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,800 Um, well, I'm kind of helping Hannah with some-- 537 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:37,300 Okay. 538 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,100 That's fine. 539 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,100 I'll see you in a bit. 540 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,800 - Eddie wants to go for a ride. - Oh, this is great. 541 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,100 I don't wanna leave you alone, though. I mean, all your hard work... 542 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:50,400 Are you kidding? 543 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,300 It's one less person to clean up after. 544 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,300 I'm fine. 545 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,100 Okay, here's what you need to do. 546 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,800 Mom, I understand. 547 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,400 No, I don't want you and dad driving in the storm, either. 548 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,000 I love you, too. 549 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,700 Merry Christmas. 550 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,400 Thank you for protecting me tonight. 551 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,600 Thank you for defending me tonight. 552 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,600 I am merely the wind beneath your hooves. 553 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,200 It's always meant a lot 554 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,700 to have them be proud of me. 555 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 But tonight something shifted, 556 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,900 and I saw myself through your eyes, 557 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,000 and I didn't care what they thought anymore. 558 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,700 I wanted you to be proud of me. 559 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,600 Merry Christmas, "Physical Phil" farmer. 560 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,900 Merry Christmas, pizza girl. 561 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,600 I wanted to get you a leopard, but they were fresh out. 562 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,500 How did you know my middle name? 563 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,600 I know I haven't told you... 564 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,800 on purpose. 565 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,400 Hey, I can do some research... Edith. 566 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:27,900 I'm sorry for the way I reacted before. 567 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,800 I just wasn't expecting a present so... 568 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,900 - It's a lot to get a wolf. - Tell me about it. 569 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,000 It's a lot to give a wolf. 570 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,300 Try this instead, for your long night. 571 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:56,600 One thermos is, uh, tomato soup, and one thermos is hot chocolate. 572 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,700 Wow. That's great. 573 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,300 Thank you. 574 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,600 But, um... 575 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,500 you know what I really want? 576 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:17,100 Not a dog... or a wolf... but... 577 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,700 for you to come with me. 578 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,800 Now I know cleaning the streets of Knights Ridge 579 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,500 isn't the most festive way to spend the evening, but it is-- 580 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,600 Exactly what I wanna do on Christmas eve. 581 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,000 What are you doing? 582 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,000 I don't know, actually. 583 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,900 - You? - Don't know. 584 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,400 It's the last place I thought I'd find myself on Christmas eve-- 585 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,300 alone, on the street. 586 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,000 Yeah. 587 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:07,900 Me, too. 588 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,000 You okay? 589 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,200 Not really, Hannah. 590 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,200 Well, what is it? 591 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:22,300 Turns out that my mother knew that she was gonna die-- 592 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,600 she and my dad, and... 593 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,400 they never told us. 594 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,900 Oh, my god. 595 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,300 I get it, you know? I mean, they were trying to protect us, but... 596 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,500 but we... we could've said good-bye, and... 597 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,800 we never got the chance. 598 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,800 I am so sorry, Nick. 599 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,500 Yeah. 600 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,500 God, it's the worst that we don't get to control when people leave us, 601 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,800 but you know what she got? 602 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,600 She got to know that her kids weren't living in fear. 603 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,600 So it turns out that you gave her the best gift possible. 604 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,200 I mean, what could be better than that? 605 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,700 You know the last thing she saw was Bogart kissing Bergman? 606 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,100 That sounds pretty awesome, if you ask me. 607 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,800 Our next lucky victims. 608 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,400 Kiss, you two. 609 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,200 No, we're good. 610 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,200 Come on. You have to. Do you want bad luck for the new year? 611 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:54,300 - You gonna be okay? - Yeah. 612 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,200 Hey. 613 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,600 And, uh... just for the record, I... 614 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,300 really didn't think there was anything that could make me feel better tonight. 615 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,000 Thanks for finding the one thing that did. 616 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,800 Merry Christmas, Nick. 617 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:17,400 Merry Christmas, Hannah Jane. 618 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,300 It's gonna be a monster tonight, huh? 619 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,400 Pfft. Big-time. 620 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,200 Merry Christmas, Ikey. 621 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,500 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 622 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,400 Everything okay? 623 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,900 You know what I'd like? 624 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,300 What's that? 625 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,500 For the three of us to sit here... 626 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:28,000 and for you guys to tell me about my mom. 627 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,200 What do you say, pops? 628 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,900 I'd say... 629 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:50,700 I can't think of anything in the world I'd rather do this night. 630 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,300 Whew. Well, here's one for you, Ronnie. 631 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,700 When you were a little boy...48554

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