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CARLY:
Previously onNow Apocalypse.
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[ Sev moaning ]
Aah!
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ULYSSES: From the moment me
and Gabriel met, there was this
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supernatural connection
between us, and then he
disappears.
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If we wanna be with another
person, we can do it together.
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It's my cam client,
we were sexting earlier.
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-ULYSSES: Is this the pee guy? -CARLY: Yeah, Worm.
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He watched me
pee in the bathtub.
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-What are you looking at?-Pics from that photo shoot
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I did with that
director guy, Otto.
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ULYSSES:
These pics are insane!
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-They're borderline porn!-Fuck you, Uly!
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CARLY: We must be spiraling
towards fucking doomsday.
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You are in such a good mood,
it's scaring me.
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I know. Shit is finally
going my way for a change.
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Like, this morning,
I woke up,
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and, right out of the gate,
I hear a knocking at my door.
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-[ knocking ] -FORD: Hey, Uly?
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-Are you up?-Yeah, uh huh, just hold on.
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I made you breakfast.
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Oh! Uh...
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Thanks.
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Dude. I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean any of those
things that I said to you.
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I'm sorry, OK? I was acting
like such an ass.
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You're my best friend
in the whole world, bro.
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And us not talking
for the past three days,
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has been the most
horrible thing that has
ever happened to me.
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-Me, too.-I love you, Uly!
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I love you, too.
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-And then you fucked?-Yeah. No.
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[ chuckles ]
See, I told you you two
would kiss and make up.
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-[ phone beeps ]-I'm just glad that
everything's back to normal.
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-Oh my God, now what is it?-Huh? Oh, it's Isaac.
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-Oh, is that the new guy?-Yeah, and he's confirming
our first IRL date.
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-This Friday.
-Mmm!
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Nice! So, uh...
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how you gonna
fuck it up this time?
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[ pop music playing ]
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OK, we're here.
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Where exactly is "here"?
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I know I've been very
distracted with work lately.
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So, I wanted to do something
special to make it up to you.
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Now, put this on.
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Ahh.
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[ pop music playing ]
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FORD: Ohh!
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Is this what I think it is?
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I honestly don't know.
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I'm not a moron, Sev.
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I know an Illuminati
sex party when I see one.
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CARLY:
So, check, he's gorgeous.
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Tell me again
how you guys met.
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It's so...
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fairy tale, slash,
vintage gay porn.
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Well...
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It was a dark and smoggy night,
and I was at work,
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chasing that homeless guy.
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And I had to climb this fence,
and I was kinda stoned.
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And so, I fall. And when I
come to, I'm on the ground.
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Totally out of it,
and I don't know where I am,
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or what's going on.
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And then I open my eyes,
and I see...
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ISAAC: Hey.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah. Uh...
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I'm fine.
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-And then you fucked?-Ha.
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[ laughing ] So, uh,
what's this guy do again?
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-For a living, you mean?-Mmm.
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Homeless outreach. That's why
he was in the auto yard.
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Aw, so he's, like,
a humanitarian.
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Yeah. On top of being, like,
super sweet, and adorable,
and, unlike Gabriel,
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-he doesn't disappear
every five seconds.-Oh, God. Gabriel.
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Have you heard from the
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David Copperfield of Grindr
since his last vanishing act?
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No.
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Oh. Oh my God.
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-What?
-Remember my, uh,
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my cam client, Worm?
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Mmm-hmm.
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He wants me to
pee in a bottle
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for him so he can drink it.
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[ choking sounds ]
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BARTENDER: All right,
so this is our specialty,
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aphrodisiac cocktail.
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It's vodka, with fresh ginger
and cinnamon, plus...
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a special secret ingredient.
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It's not jizz, is it?
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-No.
-Ah, word.
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Thanks, Jacques.
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Oh! Ahh...
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Wow!
This place is lit!
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Check out that dude's arms!
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I didn't know
that was your type.
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What do you mean?
Dude is swole, man.
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I wonder what his
workout routine is.
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WOMAN:
Can I interest you
in some weed lube?
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No, thank you.
I don't do weed.
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Oh, it won't make you stoned,
it just gets your vagina high.
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My vagina doesn't
want to get high.
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Why not?
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WOMAN: I'll take some.
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OK, cool. give me your feet.
Come here.
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[ chuckles ]
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WOMAN: Do me now.
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There's a couple people
I need to say hi to, so...
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Why don't you try and
make some new friends?
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Don't worry,
I won't be long.
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Uh, all right.
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Um, we're still just hooking up
together as a couple, right?
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Of course, but...
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don't be afraid to get
your hands a little dirty.
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Just remember to ask permission
before touching anyone.
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It's party rules.
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Affirmative consent,
and all that nonsense.
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Affirmative consent?
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It's this thing
American people do.
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'Cause they aren't
sophisticated enough
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to communicate
through body language.
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You, however,
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shouldn't have
that problem.
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Look at you.
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Everyone wants to fuck you.
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-I'll be back shortly.
-OK.
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[ sighs ]
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ULYSSES: So, Worm...
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is coming here to meet us
for pee cocktail hour?
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No! Are you insane?
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I'm supposed to leave it
in a bottle outside,
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-he's gonna pick it up.-Oh, well, obviously.
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How much, how much money
should I ask for?
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I dunno,
is there some way
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to assess supply and demand
on the urine black market?
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Uh, some whores on Reddit
are saying they charge
$200 a bottle.
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-That sounds about right.-Yeah, OK, so,
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I'll start with $200,
but I'm open to negotiation.
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I mean, I kinda have
to pee anyway, so...
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[ girl moaning ]
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[ moaning intensifies ]
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[ applause ]
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So, do you
come here often?
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This is my first time,
actually.
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-How about you?-Oh, I'm a regular.
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This is definitely
one of the best
sex parties in the city.
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So, um,
are you here alone?
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I'm with my sub.
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Bitch!
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This is Bitch. You want
him to suck you off?
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Oh, uh, I'm good.
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Thank you for asking.
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Should I have asked for less?
How long has it been?
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Like 90 seconds.
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Actually, you know what?
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My bodily fluids go
for top dollar,
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or they go for nothing.
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You're such a modern
businesswoman.
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Hmm.
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To leaning in.
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[ phone beeps ]
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OMG.
Worm just Venmo'd me $200.
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[ both laugh ]
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Wait...
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Is it tragic that my pee is
more valuable than my ideas?
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Try not to overthink it.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Can you finish that?
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Hmm? Oh, what, no!
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-No, eww!-Seriously, he's gonna be here
like any second.
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I don't wanna
run into him in person.
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[ Ulysses grunts ]
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You are gross.
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Be right back!
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WOMAN: Me and Zeke
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had the most incredible
threesome last week,
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with a trans masculine
we met on Tinder.
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It's like my soul has expanded
from sharing so much pleasure.
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Mmm, so you and Zeke have been
seeing each other a lot, huh?
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Yeah, we have intense NRE.
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What's NRE?
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[ girls laugh ]
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New relationship energy.
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It's like, when you're
really into someone new
and you get butterflies.
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Oh! Right.
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Mmm.
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When you're poly,
and your partner,
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like, has it
with someone else,
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NRE can be gnarly.
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But then you learn that
it's not really a threat.
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Yeah, it's like,
wanting to fuck someone,
or having a crush on them,
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it fades.
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You know,
it's not the same
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as being in
a committed relationship.
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-Mmm-hmm.
-Ohh.
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Oh, fucking shit.
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Oh, fuck, goddammit.
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-[ peeing sound ]-Oh my God.
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[ faint moaning ]
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There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.
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Well, you found me.
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Everyone here is so nice!
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I know, it's unbearable.
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Hey, so,
have you heard of NRE?
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-I have.
-It just makes
so much sense, right?
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I mean, sex and love aren't
necessarily the same thing.
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-True.
-Hmm? Anyway.
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I have some people
I want you to meet.
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-Oh my God, hurry up!-I am! Jeez,
I have fucking heels on!
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-Go.
-Good? OK. Go! Go!
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Hey guys!
This is Severine.
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My girlfriend.
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WOMAN:
Well, hello there, gorgeous.
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What's your guys' rule?
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[ electronic music plays ]
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Hi!
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I wanna suck your cock.
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Cool.
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Do I have your
enthusiastic consent?
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Um, yes!
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OK, then.
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[ inaudible speaking ]
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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You can run, Ulysses, but you
can't escape your destiny.
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Only you and I
know the truth.
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We're the only ones
that can stop them.
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Come on, Uly!
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Stop acting like
you can't see
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what's right in
front of your eyes.
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-What do you mean?-The human race,
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is finito,
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man, game over.
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It's the end of the fucking
world as we know it.
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I am the archangel Gabriel
that stands in the presence
of God.
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And I am sent
to deliver unto thee,
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joyous tidings
of catastrophic doom.
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[ deep wailing horn ]
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[ gasps ]
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[ pop music playing ]
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So?
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Gabriel, the trumpeter!
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Harbinger of the apocalypse!
Remember the dream that I had.
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Do you remember what I
said about taking a break
from all the pot smoking?
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You high right now?
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-A little. But that, that,
that's not the point.
-Oh my...
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Oh my God, Uly, no,
it's like exactly the point.
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You are perpetually baked.
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And then you wonder why your
life is like a friggin'
Salvador Dali painting.
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Jesus, ugh.
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Maybe, but still, in my dream,
there was a fucking spaceship!
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Uly...
252
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,193
Why don't you just like,
253
00:13:58,324 --> 00:14:00,717
try going cold turkey for,
like, a few days,
254
00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:02,502
and seeing if it
makes a difference.
255
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:04,417
What do you have to lose?
256
00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:08,595
So it's settled!
All right.
257
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:11,206
Today is day one, weed
and hallucination free.
258
00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:13,730
Argh.
259
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:16,211
Yeah, you know, I, uh,
but I got that big date
260
00:14:16,342 --> 00:14:18,648
-with Isaac later.-OK. So, who cares?
261
00:14:18,779 --> 00:14:21,042
It's all the more reason
to start with a clean slate.
262
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:24,001
First day of the rest
of your life! Etcetera.
263
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:26,482
Uhh...
264
00:14:26,613 --> 00:14:29,355
Uh, but then, also, I'm- gonna,
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be so
nervous, you know.
265
00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:31,531
Uly...
266
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:34,534
You know, I have so much faith
in you, that you're gonna...
267
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:36,536
You're, um, heh.
268
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,277
What?
269
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,104
Turn around.
270
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:45,501
Isn't that...?
271
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:51,464
Ooh.
272
00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:54,554
Oh my God, dude. You were right,
my life is frickin' over!
273
00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:56,599
It's not that bad, man.
Really.
274
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,992
You think?
275
00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:01,256
Yeah, yeah. You just,
you just need to calm down.
276
00:15:01,387 --> 00:15:02,866
How, how did you
find out about it?
277
00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:04,259
What are you talking about?
278
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:05,347
I walked out of the gym today,
and...
279
00:15:13,877 --> 00:15:15,227
[ girls laugh ]
280
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:16,967
FORD:
Man, what am I gonna do?
281
00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:20,536
Just, OK, just, everything's
gonna be fine, OK?
282
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,364
The human body is beautiful!
283
00:15:22,495 --> 00:15:25,454
And, and you don't have
anything to be ashamed of.
284
00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:28,240
But my dick is blown up,
giant sized, all over town!
285
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,851
How is that gonna look when
I'm trying to get taken
seriously as a screenwriter?
286
00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:33,897
I, I'm sure that's all gonna
be fine. It's Hollywood!
287
00:15:34,028 --> 00:15:36,117
Nobody gives a shit about
anything other than themselves
anyway.
288
00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:38,598
I dunno, dude,
I'm really worried.
289
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:40,904
[ phone rings ]
290
00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:44,343
Oh, shit! It's Sev! Fuck!
291
00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:47,476
-What do I do?-You got to uh, you gotta
tell her, right?
292
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,913
Meh, do I? You know,
I don't wanna get her mad.
293
00:15:50,044 --> 00:15:51,741
Yeah, but it sorta-
it sorta feels like you have to,
294
00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:52,873
'cause she's
gonna find out eventually.
295
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,701
Yeah, I guess.
296
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:56,224
Should I pick it up?
297
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,052
You've gotta pick it up.
298
00:15:58,182 --> 00:16:00,272
[ phone rings ]
299
00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:04,058
[ sighing ] OK, yeah.
300
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,671
Hey... babe.
301
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:12,632
-Ford? -FORD: So, um...
302
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:15,243
[ sighing ]
Something kinda happened.
303
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,418
Good start.
304
00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:17,985
What do you mean?
305
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:20,248
You remember those pictures
306
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,250
I showed you a couple
days ago, that Otto took?
307
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,730
That's why I was calling.
308
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,080
-Oh. -SEV: I'm looking
309
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,734
at an image of you,
310
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:30,780
almost naked,
on the side of a skyscraper.
311
00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:33,435
What!
SEV: Yes!
312
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:37,744
Your penis bulge is the size
of a single family home.
313
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:41,356
Shit, Sev, ok, listen to me, ok?
I can explain this, um...
314
00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:44,664
The last thing on the
planet that I ever wanna
do is to embarrass you.
315
00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:46,230
SEV: I'm not embarrassed.
316
00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:49,277
On the contrary,
I find it highly erotic.
317
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,497
What, wait, what?
318
00:16:51,627 --> 00:16:53,020
-You do?-Now what is she saying?
319
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,717
Shut the-- really?
320
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,590
Yea. And I've already
made plans for us
321
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,854
to have another very special
adventure tonight.
322
00:17:00,984 --> 00:17:03,987
Can you come by my apartment
around ten o'clock?
323
00:17:05,554 --> 00:17:08,731
Uh, y-yeah, sure.
324
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:11,168
Perfect, see you then.
325
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:13,562
OK, well...
326
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:15,259
bye, babe.
327
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,047
What did she say?
328
00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:23,659
I...
329
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,358
[ man groaning ]Oh, shit! Who...
330
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,491
[ moaning on TV ]
331
00:17:29,622 --> 00:17:33,016
Oh. Let me guess.
You're my new roommate?
332
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,241
Start making you guys
wear name tags.
333
00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:45,638
-Oh my God, I'm gonna fucking
pee my pants.-ANANDA: Wait.
334
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:47,466
-Don't go in there.-Why not?
335
00:17:47,596 --> 00:17:49,555
It's occupied.
336
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:52,601
-By who?-Yeah, I was a little short
on rent this month, so...
337
00:17:52,732 --> 00:17:54,951
I'm Airbnb'ing out my room
for a couple nights.
338
00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:56,692
I'll just sleep on the couch,
it's no big.
339
00:17:56,823 --> 00:17:59,826
You've been living here
for less than four hours.
340
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,436
I know that?
341
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,439
[ exhales sharply ]
OK.
342
00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:08,878
Shit.
343
00:18:12,665 --> 00:18:13,840
Fuck, fuck.
344
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:21,891
Ah.
345
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,763
[ peeing sound ]
346
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:24,981
[ phone beeps ]
347
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:56,796
-OK, are, are they out
of the bathroom yet?-Shh, shh, shh.
348
00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,928
No. Why?
349
00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:01,148
Because I need to take
a fucking shower.
350
00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,541
[ sighs ]
351
00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:09,591
Hey! I need to use
the bathroom.
352
00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:10,940
What is going on in there?
353
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:15,118
Hello! Can you hear me?
354
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,952
Oh my-- Oh my god, no.
355
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,999
OK, you know what? No.
This is not acceptable.
356
00:19:26,129 --> 00:19:27,174
They need to leave now.
357
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:29,481
Well, contact Airbnb
if you want.
358
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:36,400
No, you tell them to leave.
This is my house!
359
00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:44,887
OK, listen.
360
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,411
I need you to get
this fuckin' weird,
361
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:49,109
UNICEF family out of here!
362
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:51,981
And I need you to go sleep
in your own fucking room!
363
00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:56,333
OK, I literally feel like I'm
being assaulted by your white
privilege right now.
364
00:19:56,464 --> 00:20:00,947
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking God!
365
00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:03,602
ISAAC: I'm glad that you're
not super materialistic.
366
00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:07,388
Because social work is many
things, but well-paying is
not one of them.
367
00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:11,479
Yeah! I've always been
kinda turned off by
brazen consumerism.
368
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,264
You know? Always wanting more,
and more, and more.
369
00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:18,138
it's like a cancer
eating away at your soul.
But then again, I'm poor.
370
00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,531
If I was rich,
371
00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:21,837
maybe I'd feel differently.
372
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:25,624
-I was into the whole
minimalism thing for a while. -Oh, really?
373
00:20:25,754 --> 00:20:28,757
I mean, I still have
way too much stuff.
374
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,238
But I can appreciate
the basic concept.
375
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:34,894
Just getting rid of all the
junk in your life to make room
for what's meaningful.
376
00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:35,938
Like?
377
00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:39,594
Like relationships,
378
00:20:39,725 --> 00:20:42,684
people that you care about,
and cool experiences.
379
00:20:42,815 --> 00:20:45,339
Life is just time, right?
So, once you...
380
00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:49,952
strip away all the extraneous
bullshit, then you make room
for the stuff that matters.
381
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,954
-Yeah, I dunno.
-Mm.
382
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,783
Maybe I'm already drunk,
or something, but...
383
00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:56,655
that makes a frightening
amount of sense to me.
384
00:20:56,785 --> 00:20:58,047
[ both laugh ]
385
00:21:00,006 --> 00:21:02,138
[ pop music playing ]
386
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:07,622
ISAAC: You all right?
387
00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:09,755
Huh?
388
00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:12,584
Ha, yeah.
389
00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:16,413
Yeah, uh, sorry.
390
00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:19,547
I think I may have drank my
drink just a little too fast.
391
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,811
Do you wanna get some
fresh air or something?
392
00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:25,509
Yeah. That sounds good.
393
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,732
[ mellow pop music plays ]
394
00:22:05,245 --> 00:22:06,550
[ sighs ]
395
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,991
-ULYSSES: You know
what's cool? -ISAAC: Mmm?
396
00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:15,690
It's cool that, even in a city
with millions of people in it,
397
00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:18,824
that there's still
spots like this.
398
00:22:18,954 --> 00:22:20,434
I used to come here
all the time,
399
00:22:20,564 --> 00:22:24,003
just to, like, be alone
with my thoughts, and,
400
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:25,657
listen to the sounds.
401
00:22:25,787 --> 00:22:27,920
Yeah, L.A. can be
a little overwhelming.
402
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:30,836
It's sort of like a deranged
cartoon or something.
403
00:22:30,966 --> 00:22:34,013
-[ both laugh ]-Yeah, it gets pretty crazy
down there.
404
00:22:34,143 --> 00:22:37,669
From this perspective though...
405
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:40,976
it seems so serene and perfect.
406
00:22:41,107 --> 00:22:45,851
-You know, now that
I'm used to it.
-[ laughs ]
407
00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:49,506
-Can't really imagine
being anywhere else.-Yeah, same here.
408
00:22:49,637 --> 00:22:51,595
I guess we're just
both weirdos.
409
00:22:51,726 --> 00:22:55,164
-[ laughs ]
-Yeah, guess we are.
410
00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:01,257
-Cold?-Hmm? Oh, sort of.
411
00:23:01,388 --> 00:23:04,217
Just, uh...
412
00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:06,132
But I'm having
a really nice time.
413
00:23:07,829 --> 00:23:09,396
So am I.
414
00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:30,591
[ sighs ] Wow, I've wanted
to do that for so long.
415
00:23:30,722 --> 00:23:32,419
Me, too.
416
00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:34,116
[ sighs ]
No, seriously, from like
417
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:37,729
the second you walked
into the bar tonight.
418
00:23:37,859 --> 00:23:40,383
I've wanted to kiss you
since the first night we met.
419
00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:42,342
-When you were lying on
the ground? Yeah,
-Yeah.
420
00:23:42,472 --> 00:23:44,823
then, too. I mean, I wanted
to make sure your back
421
00:23:44,953 --> 00:23:46,999
-wasn't, like,
broken or anything.
-Right.
422
00:23:53,919 --> 00:23:56,791
I wanna go some-- somewhere
where we can make out for real,
and take our clothes off.
423
00:23:56,922 --> 00:23:58,358
Yeah?
424
00:23:58,488 --> 00:24:01,535
My, uh, roommate is-is gone
for the night,
425
00:24:01,665 --> 00:24:02,971
so we'll have
the place to ourselves.
426
00:24:03,102 --> 00:24:04,930
I'm already there.
427
00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:09,282
OK, let's go.
428
00:24:34,481 --> 00:24:35,830
[ phone chimes ]
429
00:24:51,672 --> 00:24:53,021
[ elevator dings ]
430
00:24:56,155 --> 00:24:57,547
[ sighs ]
431
00:25:04,728 --> 00:25:07,035
-SEV: Ford?-Yeah, babe.
432
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,342
SEV: I'll be there
in a minute. Hold on.
433
00:25:12,519 --> 00:25:15,522
ULYSSES: God.
I want you so fucking bad.
434
00:25:15,652 --> 00:25:17,263
Same.
435
00:25:17,393 --> 00:25:19,265
No. No, like, like
436
00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,180
my dick is so hard,
437
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:23,704
-that it hurts.-I know, mine too.
438
00:25:27,055 --> 00:25:29,057
That's the, that's the thing
with gay guys,
439
00:25:29,188 --> 00:25:30,842
it's like the same
for both of us.
440
00:25:30,972 --> 00:25:32,191
It's definitely
one advantage
441
00:25:32,321 --> 00:25:33,670
that we have
over straight people.
442
00:25:33,801 --> 00:25:36,151
Or, or it's a drawback.
443
00:25:36,282 --> 00:25:39,328
Because we're both horny
as fuck right now, and
no one's being sensible.
444
00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:42,505
-True.
-Mmm. Oh.
445
00:25:42,636 --> 00:25:45,857
But let's, let's,
let's not have full
on sex tonight.
446
00:25:45,987 --> 00:25:48,337
-I mean,
I don't wanna rush things.-Whatever you wanna do.
447
00:25:48,468 --> 00:25:50,774
Do you wanna suck each other
off? Or just hand jobs?
448
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,430
Hand jobs only though?
449
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:57,956
Are you OK?
450
00:25:58,086 --> 00:26:00,349
Yeah. Yeah!
451
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,960
Yeah?
452
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:04,223
Yeah. Uh...
453
00:26:07,487 --> 00:26:08,967
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm good.
454
00:26:09,097 --> 00:26:11,360
Uh...
455
00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:13,232
Um, I'm--
uh, I'm sorry.
456
00:26:13,362 --> 00:26:16,278
Maybe we should,
we should wait.
457
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:20,195
-[ sighs ]
-Sure, um, it's no problem.
458
00:26:22,067 --> 00:26:23,720
-Let's wait then.-I'm sorry, I just,
459
00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,897
I, uh, I really,
460
00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:30,553
-really like you. And I---I, I wanna do whatever
you wanna do.
461
00:26:34,383 --> 00:26:36,385
OK? For real.
462
00:26:37,778 --> 00:26:40,433
OK. Uh, cool.
463
00:26:52,314 --> 00:26:54,012
So...
464
00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:56,318
I don't think I can
resist you much longer.
465
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,755
Yeah, me neither.
466
00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:00,801
To be continued?
467
00:27:00,932 --> 00:27:03,325
Def-definitely.
Definitely to, to be continued.
468
00:27:07,547 --> 00:27:09,636
I had the best fucking date
of my life with you tonight.
469
00:27:09,766 --> 00:27:12,944
Yeah...
470
00:27:13,074 --> 00:27:14,293
Yeah, me too.
471
00:27:17,078 --> 00:27:19,689
Look, I, I, um,
I know this feels...
472
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:22,605
kinda shitty,
right now, but...
473
00:27:22,736 --> 00:27:25,304
I mean, tomorrow, we're gonna
be so glad that we waited.
474
00:27:25,434 --> 00:27:27,523
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
475
00:27:27,654 --> 00:27:29,961
[ laughs ]
476
00:27:30,091 --> 00:27:32,441
OK, uh, yeah.
477
00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:34,791
-I'll walk you to your car.-OK, cool.
478
00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:40,145
[ sighs ]
479
00:27:42,277 --> 00:27:43,757
Ready?
480
00:27:43,887 --> 00:27:45,541
Mmm-hmm, yeah.
481
00:27:48,675 --> 00:27:50,242
Let's, let's go.
482
00:27:50,372 --> 00:27:51,721
OK.
483
00:27:56,465 --> 00:27:58,641
Fuck tomorrow.
484
00:27:58,772 --> 00:28:00,817
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