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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're starting the final hour
of this fight-a-thon!
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I have an important announcement to make.
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The representatives of Guinness Records
have just contacted me.
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They just realized
that the actual record isn't 110 hours,
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but 112 hours.
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So we'll add three hours to the clock,
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in order to beat the record!
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I gotta go.
I have an important appointment.
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Get close to Guy. Lend me your phone.
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Okay.
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Dad? It's me. I need your help.
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I'm glad you feel better.
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A FEW DAYS EARLIER...
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I'll bring it to you real soon.
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Bye.
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I'm so relieved.
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Why?
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My mechanic just got out of the hospital.
I'll finally get my car checked out.
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Why not elsewhere?
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Are you nuts? I can't do that.
I'd be too uncomfortable.
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It's really important
to trust your mechanic.
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What's underneath your hood
is really private.
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It's a part of you that he fondles.
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Oh, boy.
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You must be really picky
when it comes to choosing a doctor.
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It's the same thing.
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Finding the right one is a long process.
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I'm lucky. I found a good doctor.
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-Really?
-Yes. Her name is Dr. Nguyen. She's Vietnamese.
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-She has very small and thin fingers.
-Why her?
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When you need to get a prostate exam,
you'll understand.
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Okay, well, give me the number,
because I'll need one soon.
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Why is that?
You don't have a prostate.
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I meant the mechanic.
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You're not getting a car anytime soon.
You're just starting to drive.
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Shit. Here he goes again.
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Good thing I have to go.
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Me, too.
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And since we didn't want hockey players
to monopolize compassion,
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the Slug Pro Am opens its doors
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to disease-ridden children.
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You know... you may...
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have trouble breathing,
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get all these operations and treatments,
and be stuck in your room,
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but unlike the other kids,
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you, you're lucky to be an inspiration.
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You know,
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the other kids must be jealous.
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You know...
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You have to look at the bright side.
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My hair, for example,
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I have to worry about
shaving it or trimming it.
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You don't have any.
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Guy.
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Guy.
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That goddamn flute is unbearable.
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It sounds like "My Heart Will Go On"
played by someone with Tourette's.
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I don't get it.
He's so talented and brilliant in school.
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And he's a wonderful artist.
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Why desperately want to do
the only thing he's bad at?
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Does he know he sucks?
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Nowadays, kids think
they're good at everything,
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because that's what
their parents tell them.
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"What a beautiful drawing."
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"What a wonderful poem."
"What a nice poo.
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We'll frame it and send it to the museum."
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Modern parents are scared
to hurt their kids' feelings.
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They don't realize it's inevitable
and that it will be worse later.
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So...
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should we tell Jonathan he can't play?
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Of course. And we should tell him
he'll never be like Mozart.
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It's not being mean,
it's just being responsible.
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Did you hear me play?
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Oh, yes.
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Did you like it? It was beautiful.
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Did you recognize it?
I was playing "My Heart Will Go On."
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That's what I thought.
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-You're very talented, Jonathan.
-Thanks.
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Will you come to my school recital?
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Sure. Of course.
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I'll keep practicing.
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Yes. Go ahead.
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Look carefully.
There has to be enough space.
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And make sure not to be too close
or too far from the car on the right.
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Like that?
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It's imperative to line up
your passenger-side mirror
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with that of the vehicle on the right.
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And above all...
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Above all?
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Keep your seat belt on?
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Keep a space between the two cars
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equal to the space of your car door
when it's fully open.
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Now would be a good time
to check the mirrors.
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-Oh. A smartass.
-I got it right, didn't I?
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Outside of this car, I lead a boring life
and I get a lousy pay.
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I have a wife that's bitter and obese
and two ugly kids.
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I'm frustrated on every level
and I have no hope of happiness.
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But inside this car,
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I'm almighty.
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I'm a vengeful god
striking down my students with wrath.
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-With what?
-With wrath.
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-It's in the dictionary, you know?
-That's why I've never heard it.
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Does that mean you'll be unpleasant?
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Of course not.
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Aren't you cold?
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-No, why?
-What if I crank up the AC?
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Yes.
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You're all morons!
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Come on, Guy.
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-They came to meet wrestlers.
-You know...
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I really tried to be accessible,
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but when you're used to
the top of Mount Olympuff...
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It's not Olympuff.
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It's Olympus.
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I'm talking about another mountain.
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It must be really high,
because your brain lacks oxygen.
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-You little--
-That's enough!
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-You totally messed up my event.
-Sorry.
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Don't you get it's important for our image
to be involved in the community?
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There's always a return on investment
with these things.
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We'll find another way.
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Yeah. We could raise money for charity.
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How? You wanna sell candy door to door?
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Candy? What a dumb idea.
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Couldn't it be something else?
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A bingo night, a spaghetti dinner,
or a dance marathon.
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A dance marathon?
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What?
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-Have you ever done that?
-No.
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I think he has.
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-I think so, too.
-No.
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You have, haven't you?
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No, never. Stop it.
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-You're lying.
-Okay, fine. Once.
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They put "Achy Breaky Heart" on repeat
and now when I see a cowboy hat, I puke.
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-Are you happy?
-A fight-a-thon!
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Let's have...
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a fight-a-thon.
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I called this press conference
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to announce a truly special
upcoming event.
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Our federation,
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the Slug Pro Am, will be hosting
its first ever fight-a-thon.
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I have to say this is really exciting.
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If I were a kid, I'd wanna be sick.
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Let's be clear,
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this will be the Guinness World Record
for the longest wrestling match ever.
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Actually, this is about
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pushing the limits of the human body
to the very edge,
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at the risk of dying. Or even worse.
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Our goal is a 110-hour fight
starting on Sunday the 19th,
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all through Friday the 24th.
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FIGHT-A-THON
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A what?
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A fight-a-thon.
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The longest wrestling match in history.
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Five good guys
going against five bad guys.
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Why five?
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So we can alternate
and take little breaks.
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Otherwise, they couldn't suck it up.
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I got time off from the office,
since it's for a good cause.
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-Will you come see me?
-Sure.
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He's got school and I have work,
but we'll be there as much as possible.
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-Will you be coming to my recital?
-Of course.
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Right after the fight-a-thon.
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I'm freezing.
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I'll go take a bath.
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Put on some clothes.
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She's practically naked.
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FIGHT-A-THON
JONATHAN'S RECITAL
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And so, the 110-hour fight begins!
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I asked for a 90-degree angle
and this was 83 degrees at the most.
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Hands at ten and two.
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Ten and two!
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"The student only knows
how to read a digital clock."
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Someone's gonna be taking Uber
this summer.
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JONATHAN'S
RECITAL
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Alright, everyone, settle down.
The show's about to begin.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're starting the final hour
of this fight-a-thon!
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I have an important announcement
to make.
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Hello?
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Dad? It's me. I need your help. What's going on?
I hear the crowd, isn't the fight over?
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We need three more hours
to beat the record.
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Yeah, but you're gonna miss
Jonathan's recital.
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That's why I'm calling you.
The problem is, I won't be able to go.
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Please tell Jonathan
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I'm really sorry
I couldn't make his recital.
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That's out of the question,
you can't miss his recital, Carl.
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I'll have to find a solution.
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No, no, no!
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Don't find a solution.
It always ends in disaster.
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Dad, listen to me.
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Dad! I don't want you to do anything.
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DRIVING SCHOOL Go sit in the back.
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I'm her grandpa. We have an emergency.
Go sit in the back.
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We're going to Jonathan's school.
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You wanna drive?
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No, it's your driving lesson,
I have to respect that.
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-Yeah, about that--
-Hey! Sit in the back, don't move,
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and shut up, you got that?
Come on, step on it.
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Hurry up.
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Take the keys, I don't want him to leave.
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Oh, you're here.
Isn't Dad with you guys?
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No. But I need to talk
to your teacher and the parents.
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And... I only ask you for this huge favor
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to help an exemplary father,
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who unfortunately couldn't come
to his son's recital,
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because he happens
to be helping children
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that are a lot less fortunate
than you, you, you,
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you, you, and all the others.
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I'll do it!
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I'm game.
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That's perfect.
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Here's a spot.
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Good job. Okay, stop.
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Don't move until I say so, okay?
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A music recital?
This is wrestling, Mr. Hébert.
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No, it's not just wrestling,
it's a fight-a-thon for sick children.
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Okay? And it would make
for an amazing finale
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to have the final slaps accompanied
by an orchestra of deprived kids.
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-They're sick?
-Deaf.
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Deaf?
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Once you hear them play,
you'll understand.
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Well done, guys,
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you now hold the Guinness World Record
for the longest wrestling match ever.
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Great courage. Great endurance.
But also, thank you.
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Thank you for allowing me to experience
this special moment. Thanks to you,
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little sick children
will regain some hope.
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By the way, the receiving foundation
thanks you wholeheartedly.
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You already chose one?
Which foundation is it?
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I don't wanna bother you with that
and mess with your concentration.
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What's the name, though?
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The Guy Langlois Foundation.
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Wait a minute, are you the one...?
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I just wanted to be sure
of where the money would go.
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Now that I have the final figures,
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I can guarantee you that
once the management
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and administrative costs
plus the foundation staff have been paid,
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a minimum of two percent of the funds
will go directly to these poor kids.
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Isn't that great?
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I can't wait to sleep in my bed.
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I can imagine. It's weird,
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it's like we forgot something,
but I don't know what.
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Do you have time for a little break?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Sure. Hey, Dad...
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I just wanted to say...
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You know when I said...
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your solutions always end up in disaster?
252
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:31,712
Yeah?
253
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,507
I shouldn't have said that.
It was lame.
254
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,760
Your solution the other night...
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was magical.
256
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:43,932
Well...
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I thought you'd never say it. I can't deal with this. Sorry.
258
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:51,815
What?
259
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,736
After the response to his recital,
he wants to be a musician even more
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and started playing the trumpet.
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I take back what I said
about your disastrous solutions.
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You've created a monster.
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Yeah.
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At least he won't eat anybody.
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